What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?
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I was a barista for 6 hours. Owner was mean as hell, i burned my hand, owner was super mean, I ended up just pouring cold brew for 6 hours. Owner kept yelling at me to go faster even though he had like 5 customers in his GIGANTIC coffeeshop diner that was perpetually empty. When my shift was over i said thank you and never came back. The business is permanently closed now. All of his businesses have been shut down.
Well, serves him right. Some people don't know that being a business owner is more than having business know-how. It is knowing how to treat customers respectfully and treating workers right.
Sounds like he reaped what he sowed.
The weird thing about people like that is, I think deep down, at a very subconscious level, they often know that they're failing. They know that their business isn't making money (and in foodservice this is a death knell) and it angers them. But they're too blind to see how they are responsible for their own problems.
Totally management failure ...sounds like a real jerk...good management knows it's high stress ....low pay and gets you on their side with no yelling or bad vibes....as long as you are doing your best...had one guy that would come to me as my shift began...just before lunch rush.
Ask if I had eaten ? Then how can you do a good job on an empty stomach ? and order me to order from the kitchen.. Once some guy ordered heaps of food to impress some girl....platters of gourmet stuff was coming to my station (dishwasher)...boss notices (he sees all) starts starts stuffing his face with untouched primo food , says these people are nuts ! Told me to dig in alongside with him. Best management of all time...I ALWAYS went the extra mile for him.Vietnamese guy
esto.
The one where the daycare put the baby outside to get him quiet made me mad. I don't want kids, but I'm not mean to them. But the end made me laugh! "No one puts baby in the corner."
I saw a documentary on the making of dirty dancing, so I kinda know the phrase
I thought of the fall out boy song lol
Reddit and chill face reveal ua-cam.com/video/0JgF4CMXU9M/v-deo.html
ROHAN TIME u think I’m gonna fall for it I memorised the link
Jace Marshall wdym fall for it
Fall for what
A guy got fired the day before his training shift. We worked 24 security for a very secure building. Rule was you were not allowed to be on the property unless you were working. The new guy showed up at the site the day before his training, he wanted to put his uniforms in a locker. A guard told him we didn't have lockers, he was told by the guard at the entrance that he would have to store and clean his own uniforms at home. He was also told that he wasn't allowed to be on site yet since he doesn't start until the next morning. Instead of turning around and leaving he decided to ignore the guard and just drive up to the main building. The guard calls up to the front desk saying that this guy just blew past him. I'm the supervisor so I go out and tell this guy that he needs to leave immediately or be trespassed and fired. He refused to leave, saying that he was going to call the office and have them inform me that he was going to be leaving his uniform on site and that was that. He spoke with the office for about 5 mins and then hangs up. He says the office said to let him leave his uniform there and that I was supposed to find a place to put it. He hands me his trashbag filled with his uniform and gets back in his car and leaves. The office calls me and says that they will be by to pick up the uniform and that the guy has an appointment at the main office to be fired the next morning.
I once got an email saying I was fired... from a job I didn't have, nor was trying to get. just a random email.
Was he Vince McMahon? Because he does that. A lot.
you were fired....FROM LIFE
Man, you must have screwed up bad.
@Yung Tuda Ah shut your mouth, you thong-wearing fattie!
I had a job fire me in the back of an ambulance.
One that fired me due to the Retina reader time clock during orientation.
Was fired for not knowing how to take care of black womens hair. Because black womens hair care is way different than mine.
I worked part-time at a bar and we always had staff coming and going. Once a new guy came in 3 hours later than he should have on his first day. He basically came in, started bossing everyone else around saying he used to be a manager at another bar and claimed he knew how everything worked.
When the bar owner came and gave him some stuff to do he just turned around and snapped "I'm working on it! Get off my case!" Then continued to drop a tray of wine glasses, smashing them all, put every glass he didn't break in the wrong places, ignore any advice we gave him and basically talked shit about the owner and his wife the whole time he was there. He got sent home within *half an hour* of him arriving - he stole two bottles of Old Mout before he left, too. Two hours later he came back in and made some bullshit excuse that he had been drinking before he got there. Yeah right, buddy.
As a bellman at an upscale hotel, we were all issued master keys, in the form of universal keycards. What they didn’t tell the new guy, was that each key swipe is digitally logged and has your employee number attached to it. He stole a bunch of pain meds out of an elderly couples luggage and and when confronted he literally said “prove it was me.” As if his card being used on the door after the guests left for the day wasn’t enough, there was surveillance footage of him sorting through the prescription bottles he swiped, in the employee parking lot followed by him crushing pills up and snorting them off of his phone.
This case was open and shut in a day. Not the fastest, but definitely the most cringe inducing. Security showed me and a few other “cool” bellman the footage... almost felt bad for the kid 😬...
Who the hell is greasy enough to snort drugs off their own phone? What a loser.
I believe such transgressions by a new hire should result in arrest and conviction in short order.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box was he. Even if he didn't know know he should have deduced that key cards have digital information on them and anything digital is traceable.
Day 1: I started at postal facility and a wee runt of a woman walked up to me and said, "You're not going to like me" and walked away. Co-worker leaned over and said that's your supervisor. Every day she tried to make my job a living hell. I can't believe there is a guy out there who'd marry that big bowl of wrong. Long story short...I didn't bow my head down like the other employees.
3 months later: I got up and left - done and gone.
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I had a very shitty coworker, but she was always very nice towards her husband and children, but was always bitchy to everyone at work. Maybe she just hated her job
You or her?
Also why at 8:16 is morale censor- oh. So you seriously can't say oral even if it's spelled that way in a word? wtf?
They do the same with words like "Pass", making it "P***"
Getting tired of this censorship crap. You hear that Susan? Getting tired of your censorship crap!
One post I saw that rubbed me the wrong way, OP censored the word “vagina” and “penis” but not the words “scrotum” and “clitoris” (is was a thread on funny questions asked in sex Ed)
People who unnecessarily censor words are either trolling or extremely sensitive and it kinda pissed me off to no extent. I usually end up responding to their posts, using the censored word in all caps as many times as possible
@@tankinator451 Mabye they don't feel comfortable
@@itsyaboychipsahoy.7989 Well they're immature af if they feel uncomfortable saying or typing the word "oral", especially if it's simply part of another word.
That guy ruined the joke by putting two edits about getting gold.
@Josiah Sepulveda *O O F*
This was an aircraft cabin cleaning crews first and last day on the job. At the company he worked for they were not allowed to open or close doors for any reason whatsoever. He opens the door anyways and the evacuation slide drops and inflates. Thus taking the plane out of service and cancelling the flight the next morning, and costing the airline $27,000.
Woah
Saw someone walk out of my bosses office after an interview. He gets in his car and reversed straight into the bosses car then admitted he was high on meth. Was fired after having the job for not even 10 minutes.
The place i delivered pizza for had cars for us to drive. I came to work one day to find that the afternoon driver had rear ended somebody in the delivery car. He was fired. I spent the next 3 weeks while the delivery car was in the repair shop delivering pizza in the owners Porsche 928s. I had the fastest pizza in town.
That's a major level of trust
Jay Cooper c
Do you work for domino's?
@@rwsd343 nobody out pizzas the hut
@@zacharyboland9307 Too true.
Not fired, but the library I work at once decided to try using a temp agency to fill a position. I got assigned to train the young man they sent us, and showed him how to shelve books for four hours. The next day he called the library and said the job was too overwhelming and he was quitting. We aren't even a huge library (we serve a town of about 12,000 people), so I don't know what was so overwhelming about the job. Ah well.
That second one warranted a call to the police. Also why leave a trainee alone with a baby when she wasn't even officially cleared to start work yet?
Got fired from Carl's Jr. / Hardees after a day and a half.
Barely had training and was trained incorrectly the previous day.
Ciran(idk how to spell it) wrap thing broke (idk how, we just opened) and had to tear that shit by hand.
No one was assigned dish duty and I had to do it even tho I didn't know what to do.
I ask for my schedule and I get pulled into the office and got fired.
I get hired by Wendy's in October in the same year and been there for 3 years.
Chibi Prussia I remember this place being on the news ua-cam.com/video/0JgF4CMXU9M/v-deo.html
@@rohantime5938 WHY XD
Why not
@@rohantime5938 I can't believe I got rick rolled at 20 fucking 20
@@mudan8152 Same man lmao
I worked at a liquor store for a while and we almost reluctantly hired this older woman. My boss asked my initial opinion on her and I said, "Not good, boss". He asked me to train her (I trained everyone while I was working there) and to let him know what I thought after her first day. First day comes, she's 45 minutes late with no phone call or anything. She asks to take her break right away, like.... right after getting there 45 minutes late. Boss and I look at each other and kind of shake our heads. He let her take her break. Once she got back I was trying to teach her how to use the register and POS system and it was the most frustrating thing ever. She wouldn't shut up and refused to pay any kind of attention. She didn't want to stay at the register either and would talk to all the Karen types that came in like they were her best friends. It got to a point where I told her she needed to stay at the register and actually learn how to use it. I had been handling her customers because she kept walking away and I was pissed off at this point. I had actually walked her through the process several times and none of it registered. So I finally got her to stay at the register and during her first sale she didn't even know how to use the scanner or anything. This is simple stuff, folks. She kept whining (in front of customers) that the job was too hard and no one could possibly remember all the 4 things she needed to keep in mind. I had had enough and took my break, leaving someone I trusted to continue her training and warned them to keep her focused and at the register. Went up to the office and told my boss that this wasn't someone we wanted working here for a litany of reasons. He fired her on the spot then I left to take my break. This all happened in a little less than 2 hours. Feels good, man
That one at the daycare with the baby learned everything she knows from The Sims.
9:12 the double no-no "Loook at dis dood! hoho, no-no-no-no~"
It was me actually. Got hired as a seasonal worker at toys r us doing inventory. Bosses know I have a spinal cord injury, say no problem, we'll keep the loads light. First night there, they tell me to stock the adult bikes on the top racks (carrying adult bikes up a movable stair). I remind them I have a spinal injury, they say do it or I'm fired. I do it very slowly as to not injure myself further (I had the foresight to wear a back brace under my red polo shirt). Get a call at 2 pm that I'm being let go for not working fast enough.
I have heard that that's a nightmare of a place to work.
You should have sued.
Not sure if anyone will read this, but...
I got a job at Del Taco, and got hired due to my experience in fastfood working at Taco bell.
Got fired after 2 days.
I did my job too well, I'd say.
The manager (sloppy chick) went to huge lengths to get rid of me.
Had an illegal immigrant kid, lie and say I bumped into him during work and didn't say "sorry".
I remembered the incident and he was the one who bumped into me and I still said sorry.
Poor kid was nice and I could tell he felt bad. Wasn't his fault and who know how hard if a life he had. So I let it go and just call the BBB and reported the manager for not getting me my check within 72 hours after being fired and abuse of management privileges.
Saw her 2 weeks later working McDonald's front counter as a grunt Haha felt so good. Gave her a wink after she gave me my food and never went back.
I heard this story from an LP who worked at a big box store. One of the hiring candidates did well in the interview, store was going to hire the guy, but after the interview he swiped some pr0n DVD's from the adults section. Technically not the fastest fired, but he had the job and ruined it.
Had a new manager turn up at Red Cross at 11am. Took everyone out to lunch at 12. We all drove Red Cross vehicles as part of our work, he laid on bottles of wine with lunch. Red Cross has a zero alcohol policy when driving it's vehicles. We all returned at 1pm, said we had to stay in the office because we had drunk at lunch. New manager fired at 1:15pm. 2 hours and fifteen minutes with the ARC.
An hour into his morning shift at dunkin, he just wanted to stand on the other side of the counter in the lobby and watch as the manager and i by ourselves deal with a morning rush for that hour. When the next person came in to start their shift, dude was sent on his way, but refused to leave at first, and didnt comprehend that he was fired. Decided to show up the next day at 5:00 in the morning after being explocitely told that he was not working out and had to find another job, and try to walk behind the counter, and became violent when we wouldnt let him, so the cook, who just so happens to be in boxing, goes to town on the fool, sends him running then we call the cops and hes picked up while limping down the road. Not the craziest day i have ever had at dunkin.
Worked in a sterile environment where everything had to be strictly regulated. I didn't fire him, but one guy was fired because after 15 minutes of a lead and myself trying to teach him how to put on his shoes, he still couldn't get it. There were pictures on the wall too.
My experience was when I was going into a Subway back in High School with 5 friends. The one who was making out sandwich was complaining about how she should have been off because the other employee who was to take over her shift was 2.5 hours late on his first day of work. He came in when we were paying for our food and the manager fired him right on the spot. Oof
I worked at a warehouse for pet food where we all used forklifts to move product. One day they hired a 30 year old man named Marcus who couldn’t walk two steps without breaking something🤣
Not only was he slow and terrible at his job, but in his first 3 weeks he broke: lights, a bunch of bags of pet food, some shelves, and even bent a whole shelf with two pallets of dog food on it
Those things are heavy, it literally took hours to unload it, repair the shelf, and then load it again.
Props to our company for being so patient with him but eventually they had to cut him. We all fuckup, but Marcus fucked up for all of us constantly
I think I hold the record. ONE DAY. For backstory, I hold a highest honors degree in finance with 5 other honors on top of it. I am clearly qualified in finance. To those who don't know accounting != finance. They are NOT the same. I took a test at a job placement agency, got put in a job, and was absolutely wholly unqualified. They let me go in one day but were really nice about it. "You're smart, accomplished and clearly driven. But this would be like letting a surgeon try and be a librarian. You just have a completely different skill set than we require". Fair.
Why is “moral” and “morale” censored?
Because UA-cam doesn't like the word oral. Once a vid about oral hygene was demonitised because the speaker used the word in the title and video.
AnnonAmousGaming I feel like UA-cam has forgotten that context makes all the difference
Black Hawk Moral has oral in it.
@@BushWookie666 Context is racist. Or something.
@@oz_jones Makes sense
That girl from NASA because of a Twitter post
What did she post
At a place I used to work, a dishwasher came in for his first shift, he worked a couple hours, then after eating his free meal, said hes going out for a smoke... he left with his backpack and never came back.
We had a guy decide not to show up to the 10am job interview because he would rather sleep. So he didn't get the job.
The first one makes me happy I'm not that stupid...
That fantasy football one's got me tears! Every single person working for a multinational company!
Poor email server. @_@
There's got to be more to the story of the Chef that was hired and then told he was trespassing. Like, wtf
Yeah, that was a WTF! At least explain what the hell went on!
We had a welder turn up to start one day. It very rapidly became apparent after a very quick trip to the medical centre, that he was practically blind. He was gone by lunchtime (And yes, he'd driven there)
10:31 I just died inside, 10/10 worst pun is also best pun 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤣
at my work, there were a couple that started the first day in a line of our company, the rules imply that kissing and showing affection in labor hours is forbiden, then these guys kiss in the middle of the hallway, HR saw them and fired them inmediately
When I was in high school my sister and I worked in the family clothing store. I did receiving and pricing, and my younger sister did the window displays...she was brilliant, and quite lovely as well. A slick dude had just been hired as a sales person, and was waiting for my father to introduce him to the rest of the staff. Slick dude sees my 14-year old sister and says out loud "I would love to tap that". My dad gave him ten dollars, dude looked puzzled, Dad says "cab fare home". About ten minutes into his first day...is that a record?
A guy got fired in orientation. The instructor stated that " no call, no shows will not be accepted."
Some guy yelled out "what if we do it once?" The instructor said "Well you won't have to worry about it. You're outta' here." Fired him on the spot.
A week, days? Rookie numbers. I've seen a co-worker get fired in 5 hours.
When they started talking about the time they saw me
@Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access It’s ok you can outrun them
I’ve seen you comment almost every video I watch I swear-
I'm not a manager and I also don't know for sure how long this guy lasted, but I didn't see him on any day except his first. I work a part time job as a crew member at McDonald's and there was a new hire who came on the last hour of my shift. I showed him how to cook on the grill and he wouldn't listen to anything I told him. He would slowly put the patties on the grill meaning the first ones he put on would be somewhat burnt on the bottom. I showed him to place them six at a time quickly, but he kept on doing it his way. I told the nearby managers what happened and I didn't ever see him after that. The best part was that he admitted to being fired from a different fast food restaurant for poor performance.
Patrick has hired them krusty crab just to be fired, so...
I was “fired” out of a cannon when I performed with the circus...oh, and they terminated me very quickly when the season was cancelled early.
We had a 18 year old come in to my grocery store and say he wanted to be manager they put him on the deli counter instead he didn’t last long. Kids, don’t shoot for the moon just because you took 1 business class in school.
They lost their job so fast they weren’t hired
Someone’s gonna get whooooshed guaranteed.
Edit: so no one got Whooooosed thankfully. But this was an actual joke and this is my most liked comment tysm guys
Hah. You looked.
Biggest jokester here
Super Chase damn
WhAt I DoNT gEt iT hOWs IT FUnnY?
@@Mosslistic R\VVoUOuuOoOsH
Wait a minute...
10 minutes. The guy was color blind working at a linen company. Shouldn't have applied if he couldn't tell colors apart.
Worked at a plastics extrusion plant for 4 years. The summer I started we called 'Summer of the Temp', new hire turnover rate was insane. New temps would last 2-3 hours tops, the week with the highest temperatures we had 200 temp employees come and go like that across the 4 shifts (12 hr shifts, 2 week repeating schedule) most common excuse I got on nights was 'I have to use the restroom', 1 hour later foreman walks by 'wheres so-and-so?' I'd say 'had to use the bathroom, guess they meant the one at home' lol 🤣
I had a buddy get hired in the same department as me at a grocery store. Went for a 15 min break 2 hours into his shift and fell asleep for 2 hours. Was asked to go home and not return.
Safety and common sense are the fastest ways to get fired in my experience...
Single record? About 15 minutes, when the guy wanted to use a shovel to throw crap into the "Chipper"... a big diesel powered machine that turns 4' branches into shavings... a stone the size of a marble can be like a grenade... AND anyway, you don't want the bill for "blade maintenance/fix" even if you don't get someone injured/killed... ;o)
My uncle once got fired from a job he never went to in about minute it took karen to get even more idiotic manager.
Wow
In another of these "quickly fired" threads, there was a guy at Navy boot camp waiting to get a urinalysis test and casually said 'I should not have smoked that crack last night'.
One kid worked at the bakery I was at at the time, snuck out after an hour on his first day. Smart kid.
Wonder if the one with Bill Cowher if it was the Oakmont Country Club lol
I was head of a crash recovery team for AFM. We got a new guy on the team, kinda young and likes to mess around. Not a big deal, we all like to play around when we arnt working. So a bike goes down, I was in the trailer (I was training the new guy). We pull up to the crash and we all jump out but I get yanked back, fall, and smash my head on the trailer. New guy thought it would be funny to hook at rachet strap to my belt. After I got up and dusted myself off I told him to get into the truck and when we finish the recovery he is to gather any stuff that he left at out staging zone and he is gone. It was his first day, first recovery. Never saw him at a race again. I had a really bad headache after that and my manager forced me to go sit in the medical building for the day.
Last time i was this early corona was a disney kingdom
Or a beer
@@Justin-wd2vy Or the worst level in Super Mario Sunshine.
5:28 I watched that episode over a year ago and still got it. Kitchen nightmares has to be one of the best shows ever. Though I think it mostly has to do with how memorable that episode was.
The delivery driver without a car is actually kinda understandable since Dominoes literally advertised a vehicle meant for delivering pizzas, but I assume those are only available at the locations expense so not a lot of rural areas have them
10:31 That man absolutely deserved gold!
Chick who snapped the phone: “will I be paid for my shift so far?”
Boss: “we’ll be using that money to replace the phone you just destroyed. Be grateful we’re not calling the police on you for destruction of property. Get out.”
Knew a kid who got asked to attend the AIr Force academy after about three days. The kids that beat him out for the appointment quit because, and I quote, “This is too much like the military.” I shit you not. Like what the hell did you think it was going to be like genius? My friend graduated 4 years later and is now a major. Never would have gotten the chance otherwise.
Started my job a decade ago with 20 people. During the orientation, they had us watch a training video. It was a stuffy office and it just so happened to be warm that day. People were sleeping during the training video. Walked in with 20. Walked out with 9.
My cousin..... In less than a few hours he called the bosses wife a hot milf, called his lead fat/stupid (he wasn't), then caused $16,000 in damages.
The job......part time warehouse sweeping and mopping.
He thought it was a good idea to move an empty shelf, not sure why? Well it fell over knocked into a full shelf started a domino effect and smashed up a good chunk of their product. Not to mention the shelves themselves. He had to beg the whole family for money to pay them back so the company wouldn't sue him.
your fam wasted money. the correct move was to let the big business sue a n unemployed former employee.
no money to collect. looks bad in court. that product is insured.
Know a guy who was hired online and then fired before he even came in for his first day. They hired him thinking that he was female (Unisex name) and then freaked out and fired him when they found out that he’s male. It wasn’t even something like childcare or something else stereotypically female, the company just wanted to even out their female to male worker ratio without actually caring about the skills they provided.
that is a textbook discriminatory hiring practice.
That moment mr. Krabs gave Patrick a job and instantly fired him.
"But I don't even work here.."
1 week: Was meant to be an experianced personal assistant who would write meeting details all day. He was unable to use Microsoft basic Word and was asking me how to change fonts and text size. compared to everyone else in this video he did really well to last 1 week!
How can you not use Word?
I'm on linux... so Libre Office is my thing, but Word is all but "completely stupid proof"... even if Windows goes out of its way to piss you off... seriously no excuses... not even worth a week. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Ikr?Seriously pathetic
@@Ugh718 Thx... I can understand that not everyone gets to be as computer savvy as me... okay.
BUT there's no longer an excuse for this level of stupid. Computers and internet are everywhere. You literally can't function in life without some operational know-how. ;o)
Man, I used to watch this, then realized that this was 6 years ago. Really milking it now here aren’t we
Basic Respect is given!!! All these “respect is earned” people treat others like garbage, the kid might have been trash but people with the “respect is earned” are some of the cruelest. What the mean is the admiration is earned and they have those confused
Seen someone cuss out our really cool and chill manager because they didn't want to clean the bathrooms before the Albertsons I worked at closes. Yeah, fired instantly. I felt really bad for the manager.
Guy from school, who thought he was gods gift to the world. Comes in for his first shift, in the carpet mill i worked at. By the time lunch rolls around, we hear the emergency alarm on one of the side doors go off. He had opened it, and was walking as fast as he could to the parking lot. Left and never came back.
Credit card fraud department in a call center. Was told over and over that phones are forbidden and first day in orientation we hear a phone ringing in some chicks pocket duh duh duhhhhhh she made it a whole 25 mins 😂
when schools and employers expect you to bend reality to your will in order to get to something on time, that or wake up 12 hours before so thart there is no way to be late
oh yeah like in 4 minutes go 100 feet down a hall open locker swap items from different classes walk the 100 feet again than go 300 feet through the snow than 45 feet up stairs than 100 feet down another hall and running is prohibited even while outside
The one at 12:45 happened to me too, went through multiple interviews, got hired, and was told id be on the schedule the following week, and when they didnt call me back about it i tried calling and got no answer. So i guess i got fired from captain d's before i even started :/
Went to a for-profit school to train for a spec. job back in the 80s. The economy was booming and we were in demand and the school made many placements with a local company that didn't pay much, but was a good resume entry for a first job. I was one of those placements. About one school cycle later, we had a couple of new recruits from my school, one a really brainy guy who went on to basically take over the dept. and the other a very well dressed, chubby girl who spent all her time on the phone calling friends. Phone calls weren't free in those days. After a week, she was confronted by her supervisor with a printout of all her calls and given a stern warning about personal calls on the company line (they were allowed, within reason). By the next day, the supervisor's boss had been made aware of the situation and his reaction was "how is she learning the job while spending all that time on the phone?" and she was fired that day. Later, the brainy guy told me "She was the ditz of the class. I couldn't believe they hired her." He had gathered in the months they were in school together that she was a girl from Brookline (i.e. rich parents), had graduated from a local women's college that was kind of a joke, had never had a job, and was being sent to this school by her parents, clearly thinking it might ultimately help them be rid of her. Guess not.
I got hired at a trucking company when I was younger. It was like a small version of UPS. The first night of work we had to unload the tractor-trailers with all the boxes.. these were dual pup trucks with lower sections to jam in more boxes. Getting the heavy TVs and other items out of these box Wells were sometimes tough. This was the job all new employees had to do. Until they moved you to loading or sorting. 90°, hot, soupy, dirty, back-breaking. I was young and strong so I didn't mind the work. So back to my first night the shift was 11:00 p.m. to 5:00 or 6:00 a.m.
They expected you to work as fast as possible to get all the boxes off as more trucks were coming in to unload the next batch. So I'm working with another kid, like 20 minutes into my first shift at my first night of this job. We're in the bottom of the truck on either side of the rollers, and a box must have broke open in the truck. And I see the other guy tearing it apart grabbing music cassettes not even CDs. They were in these big plastic security containers and he was tearing them off and stuffing the cassettes. I'm like Jesus Christ this kid is going to get me fired. I just ignore him and continue to load boxes on the conveyor. At one point he goes to the open end of the truck and throws all the plastic security containers right on top of the truck trying to get rid of evidence. Next thing I know the manager is standing at the end of the truck watching us. I even think I looked at him and gave him like rolling eyes and a shrug and a nod over to this dumbass. He watches for a little bit and eventually calls the kid out to the office. Fired on the spot get out! Cops were not called, my job was not affected I even talked to the manager later saying I didn't know what to do, I mean this is my first night. Manager was cool about it,.
Another time at the same place one guy had the sporting goods truck. He was stealing jerseys like expensive ones. Putting them on under his coat and walking out. They eventually caught on and one night he had like five jerseys on he looked like the Michelin Man. I had left but I heard they searched him and called him and called the cops LOL
Woman had panic attack in 3rd shift rush. Had to get EMS and our store manager had to get up, drive to the big store and close it down because she was admitted to the hospital. Panic attack was so bad she almost had a heart attack.
The major 3 letter computer company is NEC
I worked receiving in the warehouse at a department store. The job involves unboxing products and putting them on racks for distribution. It’s an easy job but you’re always on your feet. We had a new guy who was kinda chubby and 2 hours into his first shift he’s already wheezing and complaining. Got sent home and never came back
Writing that made me remember the time I lasted 2 days at a bbq place and got fired for being hungover due to the fact I had been celebrating getting my first job the night before. I wasn’t mad about it that job would’ve been horrible
I saw a youtuber that got fired because he put a gay ice cream on a thumbnail for no godamm reason
I would assume that if I was applying to be a driver there would be a company car at the very least. If it was a smaller business I could understand but I'd expect the company to start paying for my gas and maintenance, separate from the wage.
This reminds me of a person that work at the cafe I work at. I didn't get the chance to know them well as they quick the next day as they said that they couldn't handle the work and that day wasn't even that busy so it was extra sad.
Was the ice cream fired because it's gay?
I guess
I lost it at the Force-wielding Cowher
wtf .mine was less 45 mins...agency ,got hired ..told to in a ice storm type weather to drive 30 mins to next city .. personal car whatever..packed some boxes ,binders as they moving out of the building next day..B$tc of a secretary told me phoned agency..told they didn't need me to pack anymore and told to turn around go back home...
13:00 I had this experience when I was fired, I was given my boss's number and was told to call him to work things out. I call him on my way home in the train station and get not answer, I left a voicemail announcing that it was me. Never got a call back. If you want to know why I got fired, I can tell you. Rn karma got the bastard who lied and got me fired.
Negitive 15 minutes. Called in to ask if he could come in late on his first day
On his first day, a guy ate my lunch while I was working. He stole money from someone's purse and then shit all over the bathroom. Got fired before the day was out.
20:00 no high jobs are for me. I'm very scared of heights lol
It was me. I didn't pass an exam for a licence. I still work there tho bc my work is really understanding and they were talking about lowering the percentage anyway... I was 2% off. I still have to retake the class bc laws, and you have to renew every two years anyway. Plus you can't have misrepresentation as a insurance agent or else it's a felony, so I'd rather be extra solid at the core info than not.
Started a temp job one super stupidly rainy evening the same time another temp who would be my supervisor was supposed to start. I show up and the job goes well. She calls to say she is stuck in traffic. Realistic for the area, time of day, and weather. Calls three hours later reporting she is still stuck in traffic. Still not impossible. She decides to just turn around and go home instead. Dubious, but the place REALLY needed that supervisor. Next day she comes in hours late. Only people working were myself, the person from day shift filling in as supervisor until the temp gets trained enough to do it (this is, btw, a job that requires a masters degree), and the permanent employee doing the same job I am temping until they find someone full time (which ended up being me). Supervisor takes me, other temp, and someone from a different part of the building on a quick tour of our area. Even if rather detailed this would be less than 20 minutes. less than 5 if it is not detailed. Other temp at some point just sort of wanders away back to the front desk. Over the evening other temp falls out of her chair, has trouble typing including typing her own name, can't figure out how to scan an item, and a few other things. To top it off she leaves to go to the bathroom. Bathroom is at the end of the hall. You can literally see our door from the bathroom door. She is gone for nearly an hour. Supervisor has to actually go and look for her. Actually has to CHECK THE WHOLE BUILDING fearing she got lost. After about 5 minutes they return together with other temp saying she got lost. The building is odd and it isn't impossible if you don't bother to read any signs or anything, but she was on the same floor within sight. At the end of the shift other temp and I are allowed to leave without doing any closing stuff. Turns out this is so supervisor and permanent employee can write a report on things to the boss... one that doesn't make THEM look utterly insane. The woman spent maybe 3 hours at work not including when she got lost. She spent none of that doing actual work.
I stayed around for the comments. I don't get fired quickly but I do have record for quitting quickly. For a real job my record is quitting after 4 hours. But I have one were I quit after 20 minutes. It wasn't a real job just day labor. I had to haul concrete in big buckets out of a basement, buckets in both hands. They had to weigh 60 to 70 lbs each, after walking up the stairs and lifting them over my head into a dumpster I was dead after 15 minutes my arms were dead my legs were wobbly I was breathing like a dying cow and I came to realization, there was no way I was going to keep this up for 8 hours. So rather then continue the torture I walked away without saying a word.
New kid: (knocks boss's coffee cup on the ground)
Boss: Why don't you make like a tree ... and get outta here?
Being late on youre first day is hardly a reason to get fired, most places dont give you information until the first day
On the Starbucks one, another famous burger and fries place I wont name for reasons also works on shared tills. I had a similar incident as the kid, only backwards. My first day I ran the till. Next day, got written up because my drawer was $20 short. I freaked cause...not to brag, but I have a pretty perfect record on registers. I pride myself in that. Never short. So this freaked me out and I kept thinking I dropped it or something crazy. The only other person who ran it too was the general manager, NOT the one who wrote me up. GM never said a word about it. He DID ask him to give him a ride to a pawn shop though to pay for his daughters computer. Being new and guilable, I agreed. A week later after I started, he was fired for stealing from the company. Guess where that $20 went from my drawer?
Oh, and I brought it up after that fact to the higher ups. No investigation was done, so it is assumption based on the fact he DID steal, and was also in my drawer. Instead, that write up remains on my record, and I'm still obviously pretty pissed about it.
i worked at a pizza deli. this guy came in for an interview and the first thing he asked was if he could use the toilet to clean himself up. He had a motorbike accident on the way to the interview. My boss says yes and he goes. We burst out laughing. He didn't get the job
I used to work at Walmart Pharmacy for several years. We had new people all the time because they all think all they have to do is fill presciptions and dont have to deal with customers directly. They were all sadly mistaken. So anyways, my manager introduced us to a new girl on day. None of us even remembered her name because the very next day she called in saying she was running a fever. She must have died from it, because we never saw her again after that
thief goes to a job, steals a day's or two worth of salary and never comes back. Some people are dumber than you could expect.
Story #2 We had an older woman who started working at the same pharmacy. She was really rude and didnt really understand some of the rules and yelled at customers all the time. My boss had to get on to her on several occasions(my boss wasnt really the confrontation type and only got on to people if they really messed up). So she worked there for about 2 months I guess, then she had mentioned something about putting a leave request to take some time off, but that was the last we heard of it. So this lady goes on leave for about 2 weeks(this is all unpaid btw) and the day before we were expecting her back, my boss goes to pull her info to put her back on our schedule and it turns out she has requested an extension on her leave for 6 more months. It somehow gets approved and 6 months later, my boss is going through the system again to put her back on the schedule and she quit
Here's one:
We were trying to hire someone for the job and found someone who seemed full of confidence, had the experience and ready to work with us. During her interview with us, she never showed a shred of anxiety or raised any concerns. On the first day of the job, she doesn't show up, ends up calling claiming to be suffering with anxiety. My boss decides to go to her house and with the girl's mother tries to convince her to come out. After waiting half an hour for the girl to get ready, she decides she cannot come to work that day. So my boss tells her she's lost the job and leaves.
"You don't just put a baby outside"
Hope the parents were informed on that one... Also... WTF!?
16:27 I woulda been perfect for this job, I dont recognize majority of celebrities anyways.