I just realized I hadn't subscribed yet. I want to help this man realize his dream and help him give back to the children and let them feel like he did when he was a child.
same here. this is probably one of the most creative calls to subscribe i've seen on this platform. been watching his videos (especially shorts) for a while, but never clicked that sub button until i heard he needs more subs to lure in young kids. he knows his audience^^
There is one exception where he did exactly what I thought he was going to do HOWEVER: I expected him to do it so I DID NOT expect him to do the expected
can someone explain this joke? I am using metric system, I can get it that 6'10'' means 2m 8cm but I feel there is more to this joke, what does he refer to when say different measurements?
This is the kind of video that needs to be saved, archived, stored for future generations. Because it's either going to age like the finest wine, or remain an off-the-wall pairing for any meal.
dude your twists are some of the best i’ve ever seen literally can’t guess this shit but i believe in you definitely once that 10 mil hits you’ll feel urge
WOAH. I have a similar issue. I want to be a popular musician, but I have no desire to exploit other people. I have never ever thought about things this way but my god you are right
Yea I know that feeling all too well but don’t worry Al, we believe in you, you will get to the mouth of the tunnel and achieve your dreams. Keep going man
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this guy is like peak dark humor
this guy isn’t just peak dark humor, he is _peak comedy_
He's like Anthony Jeselnik if we got near-daily sketches instead of a comedy special every few years
Fr
Peak black humor
I love his humor regarding the blacks
dude im so sorry i would have never guessed you were going through this. keep it up man
frr 😭 it breaks my heart..
what dude is trying to force himself to be a pbear. dont encourage that. encourage a different dream.
@@Ndasuunye chill it's just a joke
You must be new here@@Ndasuunye
thats the thing, he cant, its always down when he looks at children
“You will never be able to compete with 6’10 black guys.”
-Al, 2024
"Liking kids is the equivalent to being a 6' 10 black guy"
You will never be able to compete with 6 10” black guys*
And that’s why white people invented the SATs.
@@Scottkocertainly not all at once
Two seperate measurements
From "get a new dream, kid" to "get a new kid, Dream" is a moment
ok but dream is innocent
ok but i am inside your walls 🗿
@@NEPtune-fy1ugok but bush did 911
BROOO hahahaha
Never give up on your dreams. We are all here for the day that comes true.
Everyone needs to subscribe so we can live OUR dreams through HIS dreams.
Hello fellow Vietnamese. Let's make that dream be our people's dream
I just realized I hadn't subscribed yet. I want to help this man realize his dream and help him give back to the children and let them feel like he did when he was a child.
Same bro same
You mean you want to aid and abet him becoming a you know what? I mean, it’s fine. I’m not unsubbing. 🤷♂️
Bruh catch up
same here. this is probably one of the most creative calls to subscribe i've seen on this platform. been watching his videos (especially shorts) for a while, but never clicked that sub button until i heard he needs more subs to lure in young kids. he knows his audience^^
Just remember, if you think you already know what the twist will be in Al's video's, you're wrong
Damn near gets me every time! 😂
Yeah that even accounts for videos I have watched before... Im not the brightest lightbulb in the closet
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812Did you just confess to be closeted? 💀
@@miguelgarzon8061 if closeted means laying in a closet then yes. Thats where lightbulbs live, right?
There is one exception where he did exactly what I thought he was going to do
HOWEVER: I expected him to do it so I DID NOT expect him to do the expected
Being a Mincraft UA-camr isnt about the money, or the fame, but the viewers that you touch.
Such a wholesome message.
Cause you know, minecraft UA-cam video are soooo meaningful and profound😆
bro didnt get the joke @@MallettMotion
@@adrianalija428 Him or me? I know it’s a joke.
@@MallettMotion" the viewers you _touch_ "
wholesome massage*
He touched more dark jokes than a minecraft youtuber minors
Alas! He lies away from his true passion
For we must help him on this perilous journey!
Ha, dark jokes...
...he's got a point
I love helping others with their dreams, even if they wanna be a….minecraft youtuber
At this point if he admits a crime we will believe its just a skit 😂
That's his long-term game.
Maybe that is what he is planning
"liking kids is the equivalent of being a 6'10 black guy for basketball' is a line that is going to live in my head rent free now. Thanks
Congratulations on you and Jessica getting back together! 🎉🎉
um? who?
@@vedikamishra009 Jessica
@@vedikamishra009 Jessica
I thought he was dating palmela.
@@superslash7254It's Jessica during the day, Pamela during the night, and Tim on weekends.
PD: And they're all minors
GET THIS MAN TO 10 MILLION SUBS SO HE CAN BE A RESPECTED PEDO
Bro has pushed the limit more than anyone else without actually crossing the line. We should all strive to be as dark but not darker as he is
Not one shade darker.... Are we both racist now?
Well, yeah, if you get any darker than him, you better be 6'10" and have a basketball.
No way Alex is only 5’4 lol
He looks way taller than that
He's gotta be like 5'10"
It's not about 5'4" vs against 6'10" it's about 5-4" to 6-10"
I am 5'5." There is no way this dude is 5'4."
5' 4"
separate measurements but still 5'4"
@@theguy9208 I'll be straight with you it's a dick size, not a height
I wasn't born without something, I was born WITH something that keeps me from doing my dreams. Ahhh the joys of disability
I would have become an OF girl. Unfortunately, I was not born with the right tool set.
“My girlfriends ex is a 6’ 10” black guy
Different measurements though”
Goes so hard the more you think about it
Yep. It does go HARD
XD
Au contraire, at such a size it should be quite difficult to go hard. @@andreszamoraorozco1676
can someone explain this joke? I am using metric system, I can get it that 6'10'' means 2m 8cm but I feel there is more to this joke, what does he refer to when say different measurements?
@@AlexAlex-yj7gk It means that her ex is 6 ft (1.8m), but his dong is 10 in (25 cm)
@@AlexAlex-yj7gk Separate them numbers. One is a measure of height. The other is a measure of length.
Can never tell when this dude is serious or not 😂
Keep up the amazing content, w man
Always and never
That he wants to be a MC youtuber? Prob not. That famous MC youtubers are basically all pedos? Yeaaa he might not be wrong with that one.
Dude playdoughphilia is NOT a laughing matter. He’s working super hard, so please do not mock his aspirations.
Man, you must be REALLY new if you still don't know that this channel is about truths concealed as dark comedy 😂
You are walking one thin line and i am loving every second of it
You can do this! You can get a head start by referring to us fans as kittens!
We believe in you! You’ll get there.
Another masterpiece
“Get a new Dream kid.”
“Get a new kid, Dream”
Al, you gotta hit 5 million subs before you can get away with it, set goals.
It's all good man just remember us when you hit it small.
Damn 😅
@@jeremytitus9519 Too far? Nahhh
This is the kind of video that needs to be saved, archived, stored for future generations. Because it's either going to age like the finest wine, or remain an off-the-wall pairing for any meal.
Spoken from the heart, love the authenticity and sharing your story
love these longform ones in addition to shorts. man this one was brutal. hilarious. godspeed, sir!
Yes, these longer videos are awesome
I am so sorry for your troubles. Hang in there dude! We will support you all the way!
I’ve only just discovered this guy and I’m hooked! The BEST comedian on UA-cam period!
I love his dark humour and twists.
We’re living vicariously through you, Alex. You must succeed. Failure is not an option.
Not the apology video I expected from this guy.
Keep at it, my dude. We're rooting for you!
Sorry to hear about your struggles, I am sure you'll feel the love they're feeling by the time you hit 5 million subs.
No matter how hard I try, I can't even ball park what his next video will be about. It's fucking unbelievable, this dude never runs out of ideas.
You got this bro
We are with you till prison do us apart
big ups for sharing this with us. we will always support you while you chase your dream💀
dude your twists are some of the best i’ve ever seen literally can’t guess this shit but i believe in you definitely once that 10 mil hits you’ll feel urge
I watch other people dream. I see you al
WOAH. I have a similar issue. I want to be a popular musician, but I have no desire to exploit other people.
I have never ever thought about things this way but my god you are right
This was one of your best yet ngl
"...with...people my age..."
what a heartfelt sigh.
This is gold! He can never be cancelled.. we will never let him get cancelled!!
calm down no one wants to cancel him ffs
So inspiring ily 😘 as a homie obviously
Not as a homie
As a child
As a lil gay homie
This is not the end of your road to fame. Keep up the great work and one day, we'll be watching a live stream of your trial!
such a heartbreaking story, i wish u luck on ur journey
I've never laughed harder in my life, keep it going lol
Born too soon to go to space, born too late to go to Epstein island 😔
I hope you reach your goals bro. We all root for you!
Im glad someone said it. Stay strong brother
we're going to prison with this one boys 🙌
how many lines can he cross before its not okay
Lots more
Humor is always about crossing lines. Fear, anger, etc.
Congratulations on 2 million subs!!! 🎉❤
Controversial, but brave. Keep it up man. I respect your resolve. Stay determined. You got your fans on your side. ✊
Stop saying dark humor. that's offensive!
Say afroamerican humor
💀💀💀💀💀
I thought this channel meant a great deal to you. I guess it was just a minor distraction.
I see what you did there!! Welcome fellow man of culture!😂
Looking forward to seeing the big guys like Charlie talking about you, we believe in you!
Thanks for clearing that up.
Why does this comment have so many likes?
Four likes very impressive
idk maybe your very attractive
@@kingwoods1534I see 5 rn, I’m astonished
I disliked just for its existence
No
I immediately got a Minecraft video recommended to me when the video ended.
It's important to support people's dreams. We support you, Alex.
This shit hits differently when you subscribed 1 video before this one😢
Ive seen u a few times but this video was the one where u got me to subscribe
dont worry man we will support you till you reach your goal
But not a moment after
we will always support you pal!!
Al always finds a way to hit home with his videos.
Yea I know that feeling all too well but don’t worry Al, we believe in you, you will get to the mouth of the tunnel and achieve your dreams. Keep going man
Always on the edge. Love it
I'm disgusted by what i heard, but i appreciate an honest man with a dream. *Like*
This man cannot be stopped nor canceled.
Keep working towards your dreams as they say, gotta do watchu gotta do man...
I can’t wait for you to reach the goals you have
Bro when I think I can start knowing what you're videos are gonna be about you hit me this. 😭😂😂😂 Incredible shit as always. 🔥
I'm dumb. Please explain.
I fully support your endeavors Al ❤
The aggressive cutting in the end... Chef's kiss
Hahaha man i was like cringing tge while video and then thar stare at the end just had me laughing so hard out loud youre wild man!!
Keep believing in yourself bro. You'll make it one day.
I was in your same shoes. I wasn't born a pedo, but after 50 years I became one.
this is the video that convinced me to subscribe
Bro, he’s walking the line, and I’m here for it
Very smooth way to get more subs. Well done! 👏
Bravo! What a wonderful goal! Keep it up brother, I'm sure you'll succeed! ✨
so many layers, good art
Bro is immune to being cancelled LMAO.
Best of luck my dude 🤝🏾
"Get a new dream, kid" is such an underrated line, holy fuck LMAO
Good luck bro, you can do it!
I was so convinced my feed said you like one of my comments that I burst in joy..
Bro!!! This is my favorite one yet
So on the edge 😂
Be strong, King. Your dream will come true. Just believe in it.
We're here for you!
good luck bro, you can do it!
Now THAT was a close call.
I'm with you all the way till 10 mil bro I'll make sure to be there when send the first dm to a kiddie
no worries bro we got u
"What's the point in success if I can't share it with children" yooo
This is the video that finally made me sub
A man baring his soul is so beautiful. 😢
How did you rope my ass in this lmfao 😂😂😂. Amazing man. Idk how you keep this up