al jokes Top Shorts Compilation! | 2023 PART 2

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  • @leadpoisoned45
    @leadpoisoned45 11 місяців тому +1156

    Everyone saying it's been a great year for Al's channel, but no one has actually realized he's secretly been trying to come out for the past year

    • @brandonzaffke788
      @brandonzaffke788 11 місяців тому +39

      Figured this was commonly known by now and it didn't need a mention.

    • @Watashi_wa_robottodesu
      @Watashi_wa_robottodesu 11 місяців тому +19

      Or he's doing it for comedy. Why does it matter? Unless he makes a video about his sexuality, don't worry about it

    • @brandonzaffke788
      @brandonzaffke788 11 місяців тому +30

      @@Watashi_wa_robottodesu I see the joke didn't go over your head. 🤣

    • @leadpoisoned45
      @leadpoisoned45 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Watashi_wa_robottodesu r/wooosh

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +2

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 9 місяців тому +322

    “Same shit Pablo Escobar, zip it.”
    *violent wheeze*

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 6 місяців тому +3

      Time stamp is 7:23

    • @Mateus-50505
      @Mateus-50505 Місяць тому +2

      You wrote this comment exactly like the subtitles, that means that you don't speak english too good and what continent is popular? Europe. And Europe doesn't have many countries that their native language is english. Most likely from your username you are from Switzerland or England, but most incidents that someone had the name "Judet" was in England with 333 people named that.

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 Місяць тому

      @@Mateus-50505 actually no I’m American
      What part of writing this like subtitles make you think I couldn’t speak English?
      I was doing it on purpose because it’s a fucking quote.
      Are you stupid?

    • @Dev.Beats.Official
      @Dev.Beats.Official 3 дні тому

      @@Mateus-50505 Jesus Christ man, maybe they were just trying to be funny and using proper punctuation and capitalisation

  • @MixerElixer
    @MixerElixer 11 місяців тому +352

    Nothing better than a compilation

    • @gauthamnair6075
      @gauthamnair6075 11 місяців тому +2

      Cus shorts doesn’t make money…

    • @MixerElixer
      @MixerElixer 11 місяців тому

      @@gauthamnair6075Sadly :(

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Poixon_2
      @Poixon_2 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Magic_Muffinbot moment 💀

  • @tycoonmaster0909
    @tycoonmaster0909 11 місяців тому +275

    2023 was a great year for Al’s channel, congrats on 2M!!
    Looking forward to the content of 2024!!

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @admiralensin.
      @admiralensin. 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Magic_Muffin shut

    • @cherrywilson6267
      @cherrywilson6267 10 місяців тому

      Hahahaha I paused on it GUILTY

  • @charlesiii1516
    @charlesiii1516 11 місяців тому +46

    "same shit Pablo Escobar, zip it." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Koviska_Crimnskall
    @Koviska_Crimnskall 11 місяців тому +116

    TYSM for teaching me how to be a socially acceptable person Al! You're the reason why I have so many friends

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +3

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 місяці тому +20

    Alex calling us gingers “not exactly human” is waaaaay too accurate!

  • @um8078
    @um8078 11 місяців тому +49

    this channel survived 2023, that's a win for humanity

  • @thetramaynej9295
    @thetramaynej9295 11 місяців тому +39

    This man is the KING of plot twist

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @MichaelBranson6
    @MichaelBranson6 9 місяців тому +6

    'Basketball Americans.' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kris.with.a.K
    @Kris.with.a.K 11 місяців тому +71

    Massive "THANK YOU" to ALJOKES for singlehandedly teaching all of us how to acceptably behave for the betterment of humanity, FOR FREE!!! 😂❤😂❤😂❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @Pxel-1
    @Pxel-1 8 місяців тому +35

    "you can talk to men effortlessly, men are human, women are humans, so you should be able to talk to women"
    That made me way more social with women

  • @allahuakbar3658
    @allahuakbar3658 10 місяців тому +14

    Bro is expanding his humor boundries, let's call it Blitzkrieg style.

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @VeeOasis
    @VeeOasis 11 місяців тому +6

    10:46 omg i love arrival i watch it almost yearly

  • @hsbattlefly
    @hsbattlefly 6 місяців тому +12

    “I’d do it for free, give me my backpack”

  • @VictorEverett-r3g
    @VictorEverett-r3g 8 місяців тому +3

    Whenever I feel depressed I just watch this guy

  • @pistonguy9619
    @pistonguy9619 11 місяців тому +102

    its been a great year, thank you for making it better with your jokes al ❤️

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +1

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @540VarialHunter
    @540VarialHunter 7 місяців тому +6

    The last skit, man... Alex is def. trying to come out... as a winner.

  • @dundermifflinity
    @dundermifflinity 10 місяців тому +24

    Man, these shorts are always good. But seeing them back-to-back like this… dude’s got balls of titanium in times like this. Like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais and Shane Gillis, Al figured out the way to avoid being cancelled is to not give a fuck. The skits are never cruel anyway, and some of them are actually pretty deep and really well structured. Keep it going

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 10 місяців тому

      @@Magic_Muffin tell it to the babies he gave terminal bone cancer. He can love me all he wants, he’s still an absolute c*nt

    • @cookiegirl1097
      @cookiegirl1097 9 місяців тому +1

      Stop spamming

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 9 місяців тому

      @@cookiegirl1097you replying to me or the God botherer?

  • @Astro_retired
    @Astro_retired 11 місяців тому +4

    Peak comedy. Literally funniest shit I've seen this year

  • @thegoat9219
    @thegoat9219 11 місяців тому +7

    Fucking love this guy.

  • @robertorovinelli6777
    @robertorovinelli6777 11 місяців тому +6

    The goat🐐. What a year...❤️

  • @ayoubalramli412
    @ayoubalramli412 11 місяців тому +9

    😂I was dying the entire video

  • @leogreaves3251
    @leogreaves3251 11 місяців тому +13

    Al thanks so much a great year full of twists and humor!

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @silvncr
    @silvncr 11 місяців тому +4

    i actually love you for these skits

  • @PookieChiio
    @PookieChiio 11 місяців тому +1

    This right here is comedy. Al is such a genius.

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +1

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @SBG172
    @SBG172 11 місяців тому +10

    Congrats on all of your success man. Well deserved 🎉

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +1

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @RashidT1
    @RashidT1 11 місяців тому +3

    Yo Thanks for this now Ima watch magnificent movie! Finally we get a movie from Al Jokes lol

  • @themediocreweirdo
    @themediocreweirdo 11 місяців тому +10

    It’s been a great year Al! Looking forward to more great content in 2024!

  • @noonesmom
    @noonesmom 11 місяців тому +4

    Al always brightens my day

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @jadengravett3250
    @jadengravett3250 Місяць тому

    Haha the fact that it says “why are you pausing on this?” On the vaping one is absurdly funny

  • @DizayDhom
    @DizayDhom 11 місяців тому +4

    Hv a great year ahead🤘🏼

  • @peterraab9004
    @peterraab9004 10 місяців тому +1

    This guy makes me feel like I should have been taking the short bus to school.

  • @yatamogenryuu4982
    @yatamogenryuu4982 11 місяців тому +3

    Love your work man. Glad I found your channel.

  • @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube
    @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube 11 місяців тому +23

    He makes a compilation & his first joke is a compilation of rules to how not be gay when eating bananas. Personally I hold my banana on my lap & I lower my head down to the banana to eat it 😌

    • @jaleelblackman6730
      @jaleelblackman6730 11 місяців тому +5

      There are 7 rules

    • @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube
      @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube 11 місяців тому +1

      @@jaleelblackman6730 Is eating the banana when it's sticking thru your bros pants zipper while I am on my knees considered gay? 🥺

    • @72pinkush
      @72pinkush 11 місяців тому +2

      some bananas are soft and it just doesn't feel good so i get rid of it and look for a stiff one. 🤤

    • @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube
      @Thatfunnyguyonyoutube 11 місяців тому +2

      @@72pinkush bahahaha 😄

    • @Randomidk_yt
      @Randomidk_yt 3 місяці тому +1

      Jit is gay

  • @CompleteRandomness-ne9nn
    @CompleteRandomness-ne9nn 11 місяців тому +4

    "Women are humans"
    "Eh..."

  • @Mendejros
    @Mendejros 11 місяців тому +8

    I love your videos. That year was amazing. Congrats on 2M. I hope you'll keep doing great job

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @kradzaa4473
    @kradzaa4473 11 місяців тому +2

    I love watching the view number go up😂

  • @Lok-The-Man
    @Lok-The-Man 11 місяців тому +1

    A year full of gay, racist and feminist jokes and interstellar music. It was a good year

  • @Qba96
    @Qba96 11 місяців тому +2

    I think that shreded beef jerky one is my favorite.

  • @kurtcrean
    @kurtcrean 11 місяців тому +2

    Is this just every short you made?
    Bangers!

  • @stevenrisberg3299
    @stevenrisberg3299 2 місяці тому

    “The non white guy is the most racist in the group”. One of my best friends from Panama is WILD. Wouldn’t change him for the world 😂😂😂

  • @macngeeseyt6029
    @macngeeseyt6029 11 місяців тому +2

    Get this man to 2.07 Million subs!!

  • @dor4376
    @dor4376 9 місяців тому +1

    This is priceless! 🔥

  • @haydenprice4094
    @haydenprice4094 Місяць тому

    “Why you pausing on this? 🤨” 😂

  • @sgjnr
    @sgjnr 11 місяців тому +3

    This man is the greatest at making 5-D jokes

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

    • @navoneel
      @navoneel 10 місяців тому

      get a job, will ya?@@Magic_Muffin

  • @BwoahGamer
    @BwoahGamer 11 місяців тому +1

    As a french man, i love this

  • @Benjiboii-s5e
    @Benjiboii-s5e 2 місяці тому

    "men are really that simple" best quote

  • @wagiqwq
    @wagiqwq 11 місяців тому +1

    The most entertaining 22 minutes and 49 seconds on youtube.

    • @Clemppu
      @Clemppu 11 місяців тому

      Nice... almost 8 rounds! 👌

  • @SourCube-ko4ls
    @SourCube-ko4ls 7 місяців тому

    "Well they're not exactly human" made me cry. Is what I would have said if I was a human

  • @chaoslegends7959
    @chaoslegends7959 Місяць тому

    Last one felt more like a confession than a skit....

  • @madadog
    @madadog 11 місяців тому +1

    thank you for the comp, I am excited for 2024

  • @RubikxsMan
    @RubikxsMan 11 місяців тому

    Glad to be part of the 33%! Awesome year Al.

  • @Dovahkiin27839
    @Dovahkiin27839 6 місяців тому +1

    I wasn't able to make out what the french dude said but i heard something along the lines of "I drink my aunt's coffee"

  • @tfunkhou88
    @tfunkhou88 11 місяців тому +2

    Could’ve ended after the banana clip and I’d have been happy 😂

  • @itachimaki
    @itachimaki 10 місяців тому +1

    Indisputable comedy goat

  • @Henry-j7e
    @Henry-j7e 11 місяців тому +3

    Great video Alex! Your seriously one of the funniest UA-camrs out there

  • @sacredbleuu
    @sacredbleuu 10 місяців тому

    Good luck surviving another year without being cancelled. Nah but this is actually the funniest guy on youtube by far, no way anyone is gonna cancel him.

  • @Apolloross0627
    @Apolloross0627 11 місяців тому

    This is honestly my favorite channel

  • @JackIngoff-o7k
    @JackIngoff-o7k 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro is the reason I can confidently say slurs

  • @Xaltotun
    @Xaltotun 11 місяців тому +1

    Hi I think I saw you in Oslo during christmas. I hope you enjoyed yourself in the snow :)

  • @shrekdaddy6912
    @shrekdaddy6912 11 місяців тому +2

    That is why when you put a restaurant as a contact to hide the fact that you're cheating, you have to actually remember that and love that restaurant. Rookie mistake.

  • @VladickHelms
    @VladickHelms 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for Al your jokes
    (pun intended)

  • @TestarossaF110
    @TestarossaF110 11 місяців тому

    Thank you. You're gonna kill it next year.

  • @Heylo12345
    @Heylo12345 10 місяців тому

    This channel cracks me up it reminds me of when people could actually make jokes without being worried of being canceled

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +1

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @CAPS_LOCK_0
    @CAPS_LOCK_0 2 місяці тому

    New king of comedy

  • @zoundstreetop
    @zoundstreetop 11 місяців тому +1

    Calvin and Hobbes grown up. 11:37

  • @Brock-oil
    @Brock-oil 10 місяців тому

    the calling god one is my favorite. I watched that one so many times

  • @1_am_kay
    @1_am_kay 11 місяців тому +2

    Makes me laugh every time I see him

  • @borrador548
    @borrador548 3 місяці тому

    love the of one where he asks if the 6 month plan is better lol

  • @omgrachihiii
    @omgrachihiii 5 місяців тому +2

    2:11 I'd spend a million on my mausoleum lol no funeral

  • @R4L14N
    @R4L14N 11 місяців тому +1

    that whole "Guys dont need to know everything about their friends" is so true. i was mates with a dude for years until one day in a late night vent session he admitted that his dad fondled his younger sister and it was a fuckin bombshell lol

    • @clowny3605
      @clowny3605 11 місяців тому

      You what

    • @R4L14N
      @R4L14N 10 місяців тому

      @@clowny3605 my point was i barely knew anything about him, and bonded over world of warcraft xD

    • @clowny3605
      @clowny3605 10 місяців тому

      @@R4L14N You what, I get what you're saying but you what

    • @Darkagedd
      @Darkagedd 10 місяців тому +1

      The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

  • @shadowknighttfgps4333
    @shadowknighttfgps4333 11 місяців тому

    I had to rewatch the banana joke, in fact ive sat here for the last ten mins just watching that bit and dying of laughter

  • @lordender_kitty_official
    @lordender_kitty_official 2 місяці тому

    8:58 Bro, I literally have a friend that we all refer to by his middle name and we only ever use his first name to fuck with him.

  • @Magic_Muffin
    @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому +1

    God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @jesusbravo6858
    @jesusbravo6858 11 місяців тому +1

    hit after hit after hit

  • @Nicky_poo1234
    @Nicky_poo1234 11 місяців тому +2

    I need en explanation on the time travel With the art school one

  • @shifumester1889
    @shifumester1889 11 місяців тому +2

    I mean the fact that it only got 4 dislikes at 15.000 views is crazy considering the type of jokes in this vid

  • @vitaliimykh1994
    @vitaliimykh1994 3 місяці тому

    That’s some genius shit right here 😂

  • @PurpleVR111
    @PurpleVR111 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude you are the absolute best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

  • @bang3929
    @bang3929 11 місяців тому

    This video is priceless

  • @chewboxiang3670
    @chewboxiang3670 11 місяців тому

    Happy New Year! let’s have another great year watching Al jokes🎉

  • @funkfusiontale
    @funkfusiontale 10 місяців тому +1

    - Well, now I'm confused.
    - But are you *Offended* ?

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 11 місяців тому +2

    2024 is looking good.
    Where's part 1 tho?

  • @pirat290
    @pirat290 10 місяців тому

    Pushing the revenue, should upload more compilations with ads ✌🏼

  • @RedNine.9
    @RedNine.9 Місяць тому

    8:26 u got me dying aahhahahahaha

  • @Rogue_Innocence
    @Rogue_Innocence 10 місяців тому

    Bros got me questioning myself

  • @moonyfruit
    @moonyfruit 11 місяців тому +5

    My husband and I love your skits. ❤ Keep up the hilariously funny content!

    • @Magic_Muffin
      @Magic_Muffin 10 місяців тому

      God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

  • @The-Negative-Commentator
    @The-Negative-Commentator 10 місяців тому +2

    6:49 we are all people ahhhh

  • @erich_ika
    @erich_ika 11 місяців тому +3

    I need someone to explain the Austrian Painter one

    • @erich_ika
      @erich_ika 11 місяців тому +4

      I got it.
      The student was rejected because of diversity quotas.

    • @iamefghwr4522
      @iamefghwr4522 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@erich_ikaso that art school still rejected him in the end because they have too many white people?

  • @AntonioPino-ex8wc
    @AntonioPino-ex8wc 4 місяці тому +2

    13:15 i didn’t get it, what’s the second type?

  • @edgingjogo
    @edgingjogo 11 місяців тому

    thanks al

  • @billie0429
    @billie0429 10 місяців тому

    8:26 you slick slick bastard

  • @hardchemist
    @hardchemist 11 місяців тому

    Happy New Year!

  • @heavyhitman
    @heavyhitman 10 місяців тому +3

    PLEASE explain the joke at 1:50. The painter one.

    • @traugdor
      @traugdor 8 місяців тому +1

      It's Hitler, but the ending is confusing to me, too.

    • @savageclasher1014
      @savageclasher1014 3 місяці тому

      @@traugdoryea all of us know it’s Hitler

  • @Fari7aMo
    @Fari7aMo 2 місяці тому +2

    8:27 did u read that😅

  • @anassakasbi2133
    @anassakasbi2133 6 місяців тому

    "Damn, that's crazy"

  • @arrtwo1375
    @arrtwo1375 11 місяців тому +1

    No one and I mean NOONE has this level of output concerning quality and quantity

  • @jamesmiller353
    @jamesmiller353 10 місяців тому

    Bro, my name is literally James Miller 😭😭😭

  • @philwitkowski8675
    @philwitkowski8675 5 місяців тому

    Always happy when this guy appears in the algorithm swiping... More plot turns than the R - word being used 😂