Jurassic World Dominion Movie Review - Beautiful contrivances.

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  • Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
  • The 3rd movie of the Jurassic World trilogy, and 6th of the Jurassic Park franchise, Jurassic World: Dominion followed up the rather awesome idea of dinosaurs spilling out into the world and becoming an invasive species... with a conveniently contained park where the dinosaurs mostly are, and one thing after the other to ensure that the major players we recognize from previous movies will definitely be involved, whether it makes sense or not.
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    00:00 - Introduction
    01:21 - You get a dinosaur! And you get a dinosaur!
    02:46 - The story so far
    03:38 - Where are they now?
    07:13 - Teenagers, right?
    09:10 - Evil is afoot
    10:28 - Gather up the team
    12:08 - Close encounters of the saurian kind
    13:08 - Who coulda seen that coming?
    14:11 - Welcome to Jurassic National Park
    15:45 - Shh, it's a secret!
    16:49 - Shady dealings
    18:42 - Action scene!
    21:30 - Into BioSyn
    24:49 - Let's just be uncooperative
    26:23 - The Great Escape
    28:39 - Butting heads
    30:04 - Cleaning up
    31:28 - Danger close
    32:55 - A series of stupid ideas
    34:45 - Protocol
    36:04 - Turn it off and on again
    38:17 - Wrapping up loose ends
    39:33 - The Greater Escape
    40:20 - Happy ending!
    41:18 - Final thoughts
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  • @Pridam
    @Pridam Рік тому +263

    "How exactly do you lose a t-rex?"
    When you forget to cherish her

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  Рік тому +84

      I'll always wonder about... the T-Rex that got away.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian Рік тому +12

      A man of culture I see

    • @Mike-qz4by
      @Mike-qz4by Рік тому +10

      ​@@DeckerShado she was too good for you

    • @philywilly1262
      @philywilly1262 Рік тому +5

      @@DeckerShado What about the Nun that got away?

    • @davidactylus9990
      @davidactylus9990 Рік тому +5

      Rexy went to grab her BIG Arms!

  • @jasonnewell7036
    @jasonnewell7036 Рік тому +284

    I still maintain that my idea for a sequel where Blue gets a job as a small town sherriff in the Midwest and everyone speaks and responds to her as if she was a normal human being would have been a more entertaining watch.

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Рік тому

      Heres hoping they're smart enough to try that next
      What am I saying, the Universal execs are giving the idiots at InGen/BioGen a run for their money at this point.

    • @bZman
      @bZman Рік тому +44

      I would watch that movie. Blue is secretly eating all the criminals, the local handyman has a thing for blue and keeps asking her out, everyone is entirely oblivious to the fact she is a velociraptor except for ONE pothead in town who everyone just thinks is paranoid from too much drug use.

    • @jasonnewell7036
      @jasonnewell7036 Рік тому +28

      @@bZman exactly! I'm glad we are on the same page. And she ends up adopting some plucky street kid and putting them through school while juggling her career.

    • @bZman
      @bZman Рік тому +17

      @@jasonnewell7036 Then in the sequel Blue has to deal with the state troopers or feds coming in and they are led by a T rex who fits right in.

    • @jasonnewell7036
      @jasonnewell7036 Рік тому +15

      @@bZman yeah, Blue hates having to deal with that jurisdictional crap!

  • @XxSoraMifunexX
    @XxSoraMifunexX Рік тому +64

    No, no, no, he's not taming the dinos with his hand, they just know he's Mario, so they're submitting to avoid getting Fire Flowered.

    • @thatwaffleguy4958
      @thatwaffleguy4958 Рік тому +12

      Or they're excited at the prospect of being Yoshi!

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thatwaffleguy4958 Or scared of being dropped into pits like Yoshi.

  • @MatrakenKEN
    @MatrakenKEN Рік тому +19

    The "thing roars for no reason" cliché is funnier every time I notice it. Imagine chasing a rabbit around in order to eat it and just screaming at it once in a while for a laugh

  • @Grandmastergav86
    @Grandmastergav86 Рік тому +43

    The Jurassic Park sequels bring to mind Ian Malcolm's wise words, something to the effect of "they spent so long worrying about whether they could make it happen they never stopped long enough to consider whether they should!"

    • @rhys8379
      @rhys8379 Рік тому +10

      You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!

  • @AnimeSquirrel
    @AnimeSquirrel Рік тому +26

    JP Dominion felt like an OK ScyFy channel original movie.

  • @Pridam
    @Pridam Рік тому +108

    I absolutely hated how they handled the Giganotosaurus. Collin said that it was basically the dinosaur version of The Joker, wanting nothing more to see the world burn. Not only was that rather stupid, the Giga was ultimately not even a villainous creature. it was being depicted as just a regular animal from beginning to end, yet for it's climatic scene in the end was treated as a triumphant moment of victory that should be given to a villain

    • @waynemessner9691
      @waynemessner9691 Рік тому +10

      They needed to fabricate some type of fictitious plot to interest viewers into seeing this shit show.

    • @ChaosZero1031
      @ChaosZero1031 Рік тому +29

      Which was really stupid cause if anything was ever close to being like the Joker it would be the Indominus from the 1st World movie, it was literally killing things just because it could and even had it's own group of henchmen/goons when it temporarily got Owen's raptors to help it.

    • @epicdoge7925
      @epicdoge7925 Рік тому

      Ok, so I totally agree with this statement, as much as I love the movie, I also kinda hate how they handled the giga. That's why I am making a story taking place 65 million years ago, and I'm making the giga a real villain. Kills for sport, hard to kill (he does get beat tho, multiple times.), and villain backstory

    • @Nick-fc4wu
      @Nick-fc4wu Рік тому +3

      They were honestly better off going the "a genetic abomination got lose and starts causing havoc" that would've been more believable.

    • @redskull378
      @redskull378 Рік тому +2

      ​@@epicdoge7925 Giga didn't live 65 million years ago.Hell no dinosaurs were live 65 million years ago.All the non avian dinosaurs died 66 million years ago.

  • @therpgerer
    @therpgerer Рік тому +12

    I viewed Alan's response to the teenage girls less like "I guess I'm just stuck in my ways" and more "I'm so Godamn tired of entertaining these stupid people."

  • @MarcelisKhaldern
    @MarcelisKhaldern Рік тому +13

    The sequence with the Therizinosaur is genuinely tense, it's one of the few moments that's allowed to breathe and actually be scary, so it's a shame almost no time was spent talking about it but the review is long enough as is so I completely understand.
    Also, while it doesn't really make sense why it would actively search for her, when you realise it's blind it makes perfect sense why it would be super aggressive to anything around it. It wouldn't live very long otherwise.

  • @cdorst2286
    @cdorst2286 Рік тому +24

    This movie made me laugh so hard. Some of the shots actually made me yell out "What the actual F**k?" Woke my husband up a couple times. He couldn't even stay awake long enough for all of the explosions and death.

  • @kummynipples
    @kummynipples Рік тому +56

    The scene of Owen choking out the dilo and yelling at it to "go on, git!!" like he's shooing away an ornery coyote is probably the dumbest thing I've seen of that year. Someone actually wrote that scene out, put it into story boards, put it in the script, had the actors rehearse it, filmed it, edited it, and (I'm assuming) showed it to test audiences before the debut and not ONE person said "hey guys that scene was pretty fucking dumb". It just baffles me to Hell

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar Рік тому +6

      Dunno, I didn't think that scene stood out that much considering how dumb the whole movie is.

    • @joestewart-paul7181
      @joestewart-paul7181 Рік тому +1

      Personally I thought it was hilarious

  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    @JOSH-lw2jv Рік тому +13

    Fun Fact:
    Much like in the first film, all the Dilophosaurus in *"JURASSIC WORLD: Dominion"* were portrayed by practical effects instead of CGI.

  • @ziplockcreations2313
    @ziplockcreations2313 Рік тому +69

    Owen Thunderguns is the first protagonist that I've ever seen who had a plot shield along with their plot armor.

  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 Рік тому +59

    Honestly you could just see the 'eh? eh? do you see us hitting the 'NOSTALGIA' button?' with this one. Even right down to putting the adults from the OG movie in outfits that suspiciously resemble their outfits from the first film; I'm honestly surprised they didn't somehow manage to dig up Lex and Tim for this one.

    • @saltystick_99
      @saltystick_99 Рік тому +16

      Honestly? I'm impressed they didn't dig up Lex and Tim too, and then make them be like "oh yeah, we definitely know how Raptors work, even though our only experience with a Raptor was almost being gored by _two_ of them in a kitchen."

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Рік тому +121

    Deckers reviews are so damn entertaining, he's gotten so good at these things in almost every case I'd rather watch his reviews than the actual movies

    • @ulfurgaming4268
      @ulfurgaming4268 Рік тому +2

      same

    • @kayrazpatel
      @kayrazpatel Рік тому +2

      Yes😂

    • @willg1315
      @willg1315 11 місяців тому +1

      I feel like Decker just saved me 1 hour and 45 minutes, by watching this 45-minute review instead of watching this 2-and-a-half-hour movie.

  • @Madmax-rz5hz
    @Madmax-rz5hz Рік тому +22

    The Dino in the lumberyard had me thinking of the Flintstones opening credits. I wanted someone to slide down its tail like Fred

  • @kathyjacques2688
    @kathyjacques2688 Рік тому +21

    Owen needs to tell the dinos to talk to the hand to truly fit into Arnold’s family

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 Рік тому +4

      Nothing after T2 exists. It's only your imagination.

  • @kaigen999
    @kaigen999 Рік тому +6

    Man B.D. Wong's character is different in each movie haha

  • @thechosenones4375
    @thechosenones4375 Рік тому +14

    Those people at the drive-in could have literally jumped in the Rex's mouth and it wouldn't have eaten them. T-Rex from the first trilogy would have though.

  • @jem5771
    @jem5771 Рік тому +59

    i've kinda fallen out with this franchise so i'm extremely grateful to have your videos, decker!

    • @KamiRecca
      @KamiRecca Рік тому +8

      as have everyone else.

    • @MADMONEYMAN5000
      @MADMONEYMAN5000 Рік тому +12

      These movies are only made for merchandise purposes.

    • @KamiRecca
      @KamiRecca Рік тому +1

      @@MADMONEYMAN5000 i think thats what they want you to think.
      No im rather convinced that there is a unholy ritual kickstarted by the Terminator franchise at its center, and with Star Wars, Star Trek and Jurassic Park acting in a triangle-based powermatrix to suck out the power of true enthusiasm from generations of the past to fuel some weird, dark magic sheit.
      Possibly in a vain attempt to make Melissa McCarthy acutally funny and successfull.
      And if that aint the true depts of arrogance and misplaced trust, i dont know what is.
      Or in shorter words: Pure Evil.

    • @SirJungleBunny
      @SirJungleBunny Рік тому +1

      Right there with you, although I'll admit... I did enjoy the first jurassic world. After that, nothing but garbage. It's kind of like Disney starwars.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Рік тому

      @@SirJungleBunny
      Same here.
      Holy fucking shit did these last two movies suck ass.

  • @NickelTheWanderer
    @NickelTheWanderer Рік тому +23

    It's definitely a Decker Shado version of justifying an ultra convenient plot by the plot itself by going, *"Naaah, it'll be fine."*

  • @michaelfireheart8300
    @michaelfireheart8300 Рік тому +8

    Jurassic Convenience 3: TALK TO THE HAND! Definitely is a more suitable title, considering the focus on Chris Pratt's hands.

  • @vancemc2643
    @vancemc2643 Рік тому +106

    This movie gives me rise of Skywalker vibes,because instead of following through on what the previous movie promised the studio thought it would be best to try and please everyone by playing it safe,and ended up not pleasing anyone

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 Рік тому +10

      At least Rise of Skywalker mostly gave people things they expected from Star Wars like space battles, a couple lightsaber fights, and things that deal with the force. Dominion did very little with the actual dinosaurs.

    • @vancemc2643
      @vancemc2643 Рік тому +11

      @@michaelnally2841 the asylum knock off had more to do with dinosaurs then the actual movie

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 Рік тому +1

      @@vancemc2643 how does that happen?

    • @vancemc2643
      @vancemc2643 Рік тому +7

      @@michaelnally2841 because the knock off understands the audience more then the theatrical movie

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +1

      ​@@michaelnally2841 yep

  • @james739123
    @james739123 Рік тому +4

    Everyone using the hand to calm down Dinosaurs
    Me: What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi, waving your hand like that?

  • @damidnightwriterpresents407
    @damidnightwriterpresents407 Рік тому +3

    Weilding the power of "The Hand" I'll slap that like button and notification bell

  • @ethal1222
    @ethal1222 Рік тому +13

    Kayla: (having plane modified) "And don't forget the ejector seat."
    Mechanic: "You sure you just need one?"
    Kayla: "I work alone. It'll be fine."
    Mechanic: "Are you sure you don't want it to be, you know... the PILOT'S seat?"
    Kayla: "No no no, I like a challenge."

  • @Senator-Wary
    @Senator-Wary Рік тому +14

    The T-Rex can never win on it's own and that pisses me off

  • @iamjoeysteel
    @iamjoeysteel Рік тому +2

    14:45 "Tim certainly does" about killed me like that fence did Tim.

  • @jacknapier8201
    @jacknapier8201 Рік тому +4

    Why does CloneGirl have an English accent? Part of the plot of the last one was that she had an American accent and she was told to speak in an English one because the farmer from Babe wanted his daughter back and she apparently had that accent.

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 Рік тому

      I forgot it was the farmer from Babe. And that's because I only know that actor from Babe.

  • @bilwisss
    @bilwisss Рік тому +23

    i really liked "Jurassic Park" (1993) ...
    if they ever make any other films, i hope there good !
    I feel the same about "MIB" (1997), if they ever get around to making more. . . . i hope their good !

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc Рік тому +5

      They'll never be able to beat it. I'm so glad they never tried.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg Рік тому +6

      @@somerandolad As a sequel, it's not good. As a movie itself that's supposed to be entertaining? It does the job. Plus lots of the se- I mean awesome Ian Malcolm and quotes for days~

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 Рік тому +5

      IMO MIB 3 was alright (better than the second film which was just a lazy retcon and rehash of the first movie) and the animated series was pretty enjoyable too. Now, MIB International is definitely typical late 2010s crap sequel schlock

    • @Grandmastergav86
      @Grandmastergav86 Рік тому

      @@somerandolad Each to their own but as a child who watched the original JP countless times when it was released on VHS (having already seen it three times at the cinema), I absolutely loathed The Lost World, awful movie IMO.

  • @seanwilkinson7431
    @seanwilkinson7431 Рік тому +7

    So we have locusts, fire falling from the sky, and Velociraptor Jesus. I thought Decker already reviewed the Velocipastor?

  • @dracorex426
    @dracorex426 Рік тому +6

    Mad you didn't even say "Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here!" once.

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore Рік тому +2

      That's because nobody would care

  • @StevenTLawson
    @StevenTLawson Рік тому +17

    There were so many problems with this film that even in your 45 minute video you still couldn't cover them all.
    First we had the problem of the movie being roughly 7 or 8 different stories all rolled into one.
    You had Owen, Claire and Maise, living in the wilderness because they were hiding from "People" who might want Maise since she was a clone. Except that doesn't make sense since the only 2 people in Fallen Kingdom who knew she was a clone before Owen and Co. learned it was Maise's Father/Grandfather and the guy whose name wasn't important. Both of them died in the film and there's no reason Owen or the others would be telling people this so them being in hiding doesn't hold up since at no point in Fallen Kingdom do Maise and Dr. Wu meet for him to know that the geneticist had cloned herself.
    Secondly Dr. Wu had been doing these genetic experiements on the park since the first movie, since it makes no indication that time has not been progressing normally, it is safe to assume that when the films released is accurate to the time period, meaning that Maise is far too young to be a clone of the woman who "really invented cloning" because she would have had to be cloned before the events of Jurassic Park (1993) so thirty years has passed until we get to Fallen Kingdom, meaning that this woman had been working on cloning AFTER the first park failed so there's no point in time that this makes sense unless the cloning process for a human took roughly 18 years to get a human baby and that would still require Maise's mother to start at the time the first park shut down.
    Meaning the inclusion of all this stuff just muddles everything because it simply could not have happened.
    Thirdly, the plot about Biosyn creating genetic locust for the purpose of controlling the world's food supply would have a better place in a James Bond film than Jurassic Park because we just spent the last two movies about dinosaurs and how man kind is incapable of living along side them, but now these locusts are the main focus and not at all Blue or Maise.
    Barring the fact that if this information got out it would cause everyone who worked at Biosyn to be brought up on charges of treason and crimes against humanity, the locusts would not have been allowed to be a problem like this for as long as it was before the national guard was brought in. But this franchise explicitely prohibits humans from killing dinosaurs on screen.
    Realistic response to some of the dinosaurs roaming around would have been F15's tomahawk missiling them back to extinciton. At minimum you would have roaming bands of poachers or just people not okay with a T-Rex roaming the area hunting down the animals.
    The film never addresses the actual moral implications of cloned animals in the wild because there is now no longer an argument against poaching endangered species, nothing is endangered anymore. Whoops all the rhinos are gone, bah whatever just clone some more. And since there is some type of genetic memory implied by Rexy and the Giga fighting, one could argue murder isn't as bad since you can just clone the victim.
    The biggest selling point of this film had been the return of the old cast to meet the new, except they are on screen together, roughly 10 minutes at best and they don't really do much besides, "You were at the old park." "You were at the new park" that's not interesting enough when you have these two different types of people. One group had been there to see the first park collapse and the other was a Raptor trainer and Claire ran the damn thing.
    A complete missed opportunity to really get some interesting moments with them.
    But in terms of narrative the film hyped itself up as the consequence of releasing these dinosaurs and how there are so many in the wild, yet that entire plot takes a back seat and when the film ends we just get a cut to them outside Washington about how humans will learn to coexist, despite the massive problems of creatures like this just roaming around. More should have been done.
    Another complaint was that these new films have absolutely done everything they can to avoid mentioning Lost World and JP3. What could have been small moments of people having things like raptors, stegos, compies, etc. running and you showing Ian's Daughter, Sara, the Kirby family who had been through the islands helping the dinos, helping the people and so on to deal with the problems being faced. Nothing, no getting John Hammonds grand kids to be running a program to help save the dinos. No mentions for any of them at all.

    • @StevenTLawson
      @StevenTLawson Рік тому

      Ultimately, when I left that theater, I was disappointed, it had so much potential as a film to really wrap up these franchise but instead it did nothing with anything they had and now they burned the bridges because any new films will simply have to reboot the franchise since there is nowhere to go with the current stories since there aren't parks, the dinos are just out in the world.

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 Рік тому

      You forgot Lex and Tim would have been better to run the new parks, but we would not get a movie about dinosaurs running amuck.
      They would be responsible

    • @SquadPoop
      @SquadPoop 8 місяців тому

      I am convinced that this movie started as a script for a generic action spy movie that was taken off the unused screenplays pile in the studio and they just added dinosaurs to it. I can the explain the plot and not include any reference to dinosaurs and it would still work. Here I'll go ahead and do it.
      An army veteran and his wife living in isolation must rescue their kidnapped daughter from an evil corporation. They get in contact with a CIA agent who tells them of a black market operation with the person who smuggled their daughter out of the country. With the help of an old army friend, they disrupt the operation, and learn the location of their daughter, leading to a chase through the city as they try and get to an airstrip to escape. With the help of a pilot who's agreed to help them, they enter the airspace of the corporation's secret hideout and are shot down, crashing into the nearby forest. Meanwhile a group of scientists learn of an infestation of genetically modified locusts created by the evil corporation to cripple the world's food supply. They infiltrate the headquarters of the corporation and gather the evidence they need, inadvertently saving the couple's daughter. The 2 groups eventually meet up and together help take down the corporation.
      There. I just explained the entire plot from beginning to end without changing anything and without a single dinosaur being mentioned. I didn't even have to try that hard.

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 8 місяців тому

      Not to mention all the ice areas and 0 ice aged dinos, which would be way easier to clone than what we got. Imagine a Smilodon on screen I would have loved to have seen it 😢

    • @FanksCast
      @FanksCast 5 місяців тому

      You're a legend don't get me wrong you're absolutely right, but like maybe you have too much time on your hands idk bit long for a UA-cam comment pal, maybe start a blog or something

  • @followingthelight3232
    @followingthelight3232 Рік тому +6

    I was really hopping this movie wouldn't suck. But on the bright side, I now get to watch all my favorite youtubers tear it apart.
    So, that's something...

  • @dvldrvr420
    @dvldrvr420 Рік тому +15

    Holy crap, I actually got a notification. Awesome job as always decker.

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  Рік тому +4

      Awesome! Thank you!

    • @pyronuke4768
      @pyronuke4768 Рік тому

      Yes, he completely stopped paying attention whenever the locusts were on screen, resulting in his statement in the conclusion about them to have entirely missed the point. A good reviewer indeed, not paying attention to the explanation the film poorly tried shoehorneding in.

  • @TheRodentSama
    @TheRodentSama Рік тому +3

    I loved the bit when Rexy said "And I... am... all the Rexies"

  • @rileyteichman3520
    @rileyteichman3520 Рік тому +14

    Never watched the extended cut or battle at big rock before, so it's neat seeing some stuff that's new

    • @terryhiggins5077
      @terryhiggins5077 Рік тому +10

      Having watched both the theatrical and extended cut, the extended cut makes the movie more coherent, but it still drags on a bit, and doesn't change most of the idiot ball moments.

    • @minkie4155
      @minkie4155 Рік тому +4

      Ahhh, that’s why that first scene didn’t seem familiar! I thought I had blacked out, I had zero recollection of the beginning dino fight! I didn’t realise there was an extended cut, thanks for inadvertently clearing that up for me!

  • @GoodOldGamer
    @GoodOldGamer Рік тому +3

    Jurassic World: Power of the Hand ✋

  • @stephaniedesmond8329
    @stephaniedesmond8329 Рік тому +10

    You had me at “chase scene with dinosaurs.”

  • @yocastanu
    @yocastanu Рік тому +2

    Let's have a beer everytime Decker says: "how conviniennnnt"

  • @LupineShadowOmega
    @LupineShadowOmega Рік тому +8

    Malcom and Wu both brought up the "genetically modified theme park monster" bit just last film. So Grant not mentioning it there seems less like it wasn't thought of and more like Grant should probably have been more clear on how much he literally didn't care about that girl's opinion.

  • @FD-io4pk
    @FD-io4pk Рік тому +7

    Wonderful review, you, sir, made my day thanks to the power of " the hand" !
    Just wish I could get proper notifications of new videos to keep up with your good work, but I guess manually checking is the only way to be sure. Damn algorythm is as magically effective as those ridiculous locusts...

  • @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876

    I cared more about the rivalry between Rexy and the Gigantosaurus than the rest of the plot of this movie.

  • @Olenhylkio
    @Olenhylkio Рік тому +7

    I’ve been gone for a while. Thank you Decker after talking about your own tribulations, I took the time to deal with mine. Thank you to the Patrons for keeping our man alive. Collectively I am definitely in the top 10 for watch time.😂

  • @Thunderybeans
    @Thunderybeans Рік тому +3

    I love how smart and entertainingly funny Decker's reviews are. Spot on. They should consult him before releasing movies. That'd probably improve the final result a ton. This review is way more entertaining than the actual released movie.

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 11 місяців тому +2

    Dino druidism is an interesting progression tree and Owen put so many points into temporary hypnotism.

  • @albatross4920
    @albatross4920 Рік тому +3

    21:15 gotta love how the raptors are happy to risk falling out of a plane at 100mph into the ocean just to chase a laser pointer like a kitty

  • @Ainomato
    @Ainomato Рік тому +1

    Lost count how many times Decker exclaimed "HOW CONVENIENT"

  • @singingwolf8997
    @singingwolf8997 Рік тому +7

    It feels like they had like three different half baked ideas for a movie and decided to cram them all together.

  • @clukinvar
    @clukinvar Рік тому +2

    Hey, remember that movie Jurassic Park? That was really good, it's probably a good thing that they never made any sequels, they would have just screwed them up. -me from the best time-line.

  • @markzofcin9003
    @markzofcin9003 Рік тому +3

    My biggest issue would be how a hairless, featherless sauropod could possibly survive fkn snow, there's a reason elephants don't frequent Siberia

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 Рік тому +4

      This. There's a reason Hammond built the original park where he did.

    • @markzofcin9003
      @markzofcin9003 Рік тому

      @@MrStath1986 mmmhmmm, plus they even seemed to follow that logic for the feathered raptor somewhat, like he said hypothermia but still

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie Місяць тому

      Maybe they have fur on the inside??🤣🤣

  • @anthonykeith99
    @anthonykeith99 Рік тому +13

    I had high hopes for this movie when I saw it theaters but I felt very disappointed. To me the theri was my favorite dino in this movie

    • @laynegrey2003
      @laynegrey2003 Рік тому +3

      As disappointing a movie as it is, the pyroraptors were just so cool I had to give it some points back lmao. I wish it were in more scenes, it was so cute!

  • @StevenMatthewsTFI
    @StevenMatthewsTFI Рік тому +7

    I'm kind of surprised that Daniella Pineda is still getting work after she tanked the Cowboy Bebop show.

    • @odst123451
      @odst123451 Рік тому +3

      Most people don’t blame actors or actresses for bad writing. If their acting is poor, that’s another story.

    • @StevenMatthewsTFI
      @StevenMatthewsTFI Рік тому +4

      @@odst123451 I wasn't referring to her acting, but that was atrocious as well.

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 Рік тому +1

      ​@Steven Matthews Not really, it seems like the actors did as directed. What the writers and producers do is not really in their control.

  • @BionicleGio22210
    @BionicleGio22210 Рік тому +10

    A dino review by decker *grabs the popcorn* let's a go!!!!

  • @dannykeuerleber7419
    @dannykeuerleber7419 Рік тому +5

    I want to see Decker on EFAP, no clue what they would cover but I want it now.

    • @nicks288
      @nicks288 Рік тому +2

      He was on not too long ago

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore Рік тому +2

      EFAP #198 - Breaking down and discussing "Prey" with Decker Shado

  • @zom8979
    @zom8979 Рік тому +1

    I love that right at the end we learn deckers a fan of EFAP, I was planning to watch 1 of their vids next😂😂

  • @sirdropbeartv
    @sirdropbeartv Рік тому

    The ad timing was great. During the Malta chase scene "where are they going?" Cuts to a door dash advert on a bike 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jigokuNeko
    @jigokuNeko Рік тому

    A interesting note the line in the beginning "thoes who where left behind where returned home" is a nod to camp cretaceous

  • @Olenhylkio
    @Olenhylkio Рік тому +2

    I literally searched for this yesterday and was sad that it wasn’t there. Now it is long live the hair…and Decker.

  • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
    @user-zh4vo1kw1z Рік тому +1

    oh goodie! before watching, I just gotta say....As someone who
    1: actually liked Jurassic park 5 we're in a mansion now and still thought this was like the turd of a dog that ate glitter; kinda fancy looking but still shit underneath.
    2: Likes Decker, and just wants all the best for him, yet knows he is at his most entertaining when he is suffering...
    I am gonna love the beautifull aneurism he is gonna have from this.

  • @kipsunited2157
    @kipsunited2157 Рік тому +5

    Hi decker loved this review made my night as all your reviews do can’t wait for you to finally get around to doing prey one day keep up the great work

  • @dragonslayer1
    @dragonslayer1 Рік тому

    33:33 I almost spit out my coffee. "Desperately trying to get into an accident!!!!"

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 Рік тому

    39:51 🦖:"Look I did the thing!!"
    🔥🦗🔥: "So?"

  • @BeatchBall
    @BeatchBall Рік тому +1

    Nice shout out to Mauler at the end there.

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 Рік тому +1

    1. Jurassic Park
    2. Jurassic World
    3. The Lost World: Jurassic Park
    4. Jurassic World: *Dumb-minion*
    5. Jurassic Park 3- Or, as I like to title it, *Unnecessary Side Quest*
    6. Jurassic World: *Fallen King-Dumb*

  • @cuylshepherdton7437
    @cuylshepherdton7437 Рік тому +1

    High quality review once again from Decker Shado. Good shit, dude! I've seen people call you a rip-off Nostalgia Critic, but I've started watching some of his work lately and he's so cringe. I don't care who came first, you do it better. Your sense of humor is better and you don't make my ears bleed with your voice.

  • @JSPena
    @JSPena Рік тому +2

    I didn’t hate it, but I was really underwhelmed. I think there are ideas in the film that could’ve worked, but of course that didn’t happen. I will say the only positives I have are that it introduces new species for the public to learn about. And plus it didn’t kill off the original cast so that’s an achievement.

  • @joestewart-paul7181
    @joestewart-paul7181 Рік тому +1

    You are so right about the lack of biomes in the Biosyn valley Decker. I was expecting a bit more biodiversity and open fields.

  • @selfmadesheed
    @selfmadesheed Рік тому +5

    Really enjoyed this longer review

  • @ThomasdWell
    @ThomasdWell Рік тому +2

    34:02 and this is where the suspense of disbelief shattered for me. It's not a t.rex from the original batch so they can't say it doesn't see them when they're not in view and there is half a dozen people right there. Kill someone. Jurassic Park was a horror movie dressed in an action movie trench coat. This is cardboard placed in different scenes and we're told they're in danger.

  • @brandonjenkins6381
    @brandonjenkins6381 Рік тому +2

    Holy shit UA-cam actually recommended me your review. First time I've not had to go search it out in months

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith Рік тому +2

    I was wondering what happened to u I was like I started to feel like I didn't see any notification in a while then I checked a month ago Glad 2 see u back big guy an with the Jurassic Park Franchise!

  • @AllOfTheHallows
    @AllOfTheHallows 11 місяців тому +1

    "He slid into my dms"
    "How do you do fellow kids?"
    Lmao

  • @Zirpfel95
    @Zirpfel95 Рік тому +2

    Jurassic January extension in Ferocious February :D

  • @spennyvdubs6448
    @spennyvdubs6448 Рік тому +3

    In the original Jurassic Park book InGen has two sources of DNA. The main one is amber but they also grind up dinosaur bones to extract DNA remnants. Most of where BioSyn got their info and data was stolen from the old parks facilities when it was shut down after the first movie.

    • @spennyvdubs6448
      @spennyvdubs6448 Рік тому

      Not saying thats a viable way to obtain DNA, but it's the Jurassic Park franchise so you have to give some leeway

  • @evielovesu8042
    @evielovesu8042 Рік тому +6

    Only "The Internet Personality With the Best Hair" can make a review of a really bad movie a really good review.

  • @nobody-9838
    @nobody-9838 Рік тому +4

    Hilarious video good sir. Thanks for always being so entertaining while breaking movies and even peppering in some education.

  • @christopheroakley6476
    @christopheroakley6476 Рік тому +2

    Glad your back Decker

  • @MrSquidshark
    @MrSquidshark Рік тому +2

    Thanks for your hard work Decker!

  • @Dylailahma
    @Dylailahma Рік тому +1

    "Blue has defeated the power of the hand, leaving Owen completely defenseless."
    "But wait! He has another hand."
    Lost it at this point and had to take a break for 5 min.

  • @TheGamerOfWar117
    @TheGamerOfWar117 Рік тому

    The "But wait! He as another hand..." got me.

  • @Tsaooyoh
    @Tsaooyoh 11 місяців тому +1

    this man's humor is S+ tier

  • @amandagoldsbury8122
    @amandagoldsbury8122 Рік тому +1

    The phrase "spared no expense" gets so dark if your headcanon is John Hammond's grandkids were clones.

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie Місяць тому

      Maybe that was why he was so “oh well” about the fact they were still missing and maybe dead when out in the park with Grant!! They were just spares!!😳😳😳😳

  • @coolricksgarage222
    @coolricksgarage222 11 місяців тому +1

    I have already watched this review like 10 times and keep watching it. Thank you for giving us the "power of the hand"! Had me laughing so hard.

  • @James35142
    @James35142 Рік тому +2

    Nice to see you, Decker.

  • @williamjefferson5200
    @williamjefferson5200 Рік тому

    6:09 🎵🎵You’ve got the touch! You’ve got the power! Yeah!🎵🎵

  • @TheGinger36
    @TheGinger36 Рік тому +1

    That was my complaint with the raptors. I was in the theater thinking "You guys have guns use them!!!!"

  • @synl8847
    @synl8847 Рік тому +2

    I wouldn't have hit the like button for any one else Decker 👍

  • @therealpatriarchy
    @therealpatriarchy Рік тому +1

    'We have demonitized your video due to depicted violence. We interrupt this demonitized video with a video game ad depicting nothing BUT violence.'

  • @davidcampbell3055
    @davidcampbell3055 Рік тому +1

    I haven't seen the new jurassic world yet so will have to wait to watch your review.
    In the meantime here's a 👍 untill I'm caught up and ready to watch your new video.
    Keep up the good work Decker.

  • @thejohniesttsunamiest2111
    @thejohniesttsunamiest2111 Рік тому

    Am I watching this again and commenting just to push the algorithm? Maybe. Maybe I just need more decker in my life.
    Keep on keeping on man, we love you

  • @iamjoeysteel
    @iamjoeysteel Рік тому +1

    5:54 the real funny bit about the hand there is Parasaurolophus has it's eyes on the side of it's head, so it probably can't even see his hand in the middle there. So it is just a jedi mind trick.

  • @theshape3988
    @theshape3988 Рік тому

    Didn't get a notification this time! Great video though atleast I came to see if you uploaded and you did

  • @grahamburnett7416
    @grahamburnett7416 Рік тому +1

    Great video, your one of the funny critics and not one of the annoying ones. Always appreciated that.

  • @joemassie1213
    @joemassie1213 Рік тому

    hell ya decker keep em coming, much love from denison tx

  • @eatthisvr6
    @eatthisvr6 Рік тому +1

    dodgeson? WE GOT DODGESON HERE

  • @kosaku_kq5601
    @kosaku_kq5601 Рік тому +1

    I remember somewhere I read the new dinosaur of this flick was compared to be like the Joker, for some odd reason.

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 Рік тому

    I like this video. Especially Decker entering the movie via green screen part.

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 Рік тому

    Another great review, Decker.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +2

    I thought they were going to explore more about how mammals now have compete with dinosaurs. But that really didn't happen.