I never understand heckling; like you’re going into an argument with someone who technically gets paid/makes their living to rip people apart publicly.
They just want attention because they're whores. Good or bad, as long as someone's paying attention to them, it gives them a sense of validation. They have no other way of developing meaning in life other than shouting "LOOK AT ME!"
Simon G They put signs up so that people will heckle it's a reminder and actually helps the comedian drunks see the sign and do it because it says not to
went to the comedy club with friends, they were doing the same thing to the comedian, the comedian was relentless to the point they had to leave. was the highlight of the show.
To Champ Dq: This is 1000 percent true; especially in the office/workplace. When one applies his British dignity and sensibility, trying to work and impress the American management, along with a Harlem-Esque street-styled squalid stupid, and s..t-housery-homo-sapiens, one will soon realize which highway they will have you traverse. They love their own -- no matter how their breath of words stinks.
That's the sign you are looking for in an excellent comedian. One that can feed off the crowd so well they can completely change the material on the spot. This man needs a contract.
Walter Ferres also know as "most comedians"....usually one sign that one IS a comedian--roasting. Telling stories/jokes and holding a room comes later. A combination of BOTH is an excellent comedian..
Went to see a comedian and the table behind us were talking so loud, I couldn't head the show. Turned around and just shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'VE PAID TO SEE THIS GUY. YOU WANNA TALK, FUCK OFF TO A BAR!" Needless to say, they shut up after that lol
I had the privilege of seeing Robin Williams do it in person (in Berkeley, CA) almost 40 years ago. Heckling chick tried to hold her own, but Robin just shredded her and she was in tears. I can't remember whether she fled or not, though....
I remember one time in Benidorm a stand up comic dealt with a table of young inebriated English lads. "Son,they named a soup after you. Thick country vegetable". They were totally done by that.
It makes a nice change, on UA-cam, to hear a stand-up actually use comedy to deal with hecklers, rather than just getting into a slanging match with them. Nicely done....and funny.
A few months ago my wife and I saw a comedian perform whom we both really liked. It was a rare night out for us, and one we looked forward to. Luck of the draw, we got front row seats, and seated near us, also in the front row, were two drunk ladies. They were in their own little world, chatting, laughing, interacting with the performers. Distracting to performers and audience alike. Afterward, I contacted the headliner through her website, and told her how much we enjoyed her, and how sorry we were that she had to put up with those two ladies. She responded the next day - thanking my wife and I for seeing her, and admitting that those two ladies were really bothering her throughout her set. So, next time you go to a show, if you're inclined to be a loud drunk and think you are hilarious, you aren't. Do the performer and the audience a favor and take it outside.
Thank you for your story. It filled my heart with warmth and hope for the future of my children and humanity. It did stop me and took away the pleasure from enjoying reading the comments that are funnier than the so called commedians so next time perhaps switch to disney youtube channel before posting your sob stories. 😂❤😊
A comedian's favorite time I believe is dealing with drunks they make fools of themselves and he just helps them out. This comedian did a great job 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There used to be a British show called Never Mind The Buzzcocks. One of the hosts was Simon Amstell. On one episode, Bill Bailey had the misfortune to be faced with "famous for 5 minutes" Donny Tourette & his tirade of awful insults. Amstell had the most appropriate comment to make which applies to every single heckler at a comedy gig. "Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win!".
*LOL*.......i wonder if the table of heckers will even remember when they wake up the next moning. He did a great job of dealing with those drunks, well done.
He said hardest, not most dangerous. Most people out there can learn to mine, but a very small percentage of people out there are witty enough to be a solid stand up comedian.
I know, I mean, nothing like being an astronaut, that's easy shit, right? Or a president, that's also not a big deal. COMEDIAN, that's the shit, that's the hardest one.
I attended one of these shows, same thing happend, our table of 6 agreed , we got up went to the bar, asked for our money back or , eject the idiot causing the problem, i went to the stage, apologised, and told the comedian what we were doing, he agreed, and stood down until it was sorted, the idiot and his table were told to leave.. Result, a great night out, every table had a free drink and we tipped accordingly, great night out..
I fucking love this. This is absolutely hilarious. Lol. This has been my favorite of heckling destroyers! She just keeps giving you material and hasn't got the slightest clue. Lol.
@@bobsmallshaw3488 I honestly don't know you that is. Is that some late night dork who trashes Trump for a living? I heard that in the mid 80s , I was in a comedy club and a comic actually said that to drunk women in the crowd.
Holy crap....I'm JUST NOW discovering this comedian ? This shyt is funny as hell ! He launched countless torpedos and sank every one of heckler's battleships.
This guy is awesome, doesn't get mad, doesn't miss a beat, just off the top of the head, throws it right back in her face. And his totally hilarious! LMFAO
That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.
I'm "hot" girl. I have no manners. I have lived my whole life without anyone telling me how much of a piece of shit I am. Anything bad I cause that happens to me isn't my fault but people are just targeting me because I'm hot...sounds like every delusional egoic feminist.
OK got it - you feal threatened by drunk gobby women AND intelligent feminists - and your fevered imagination can't help but conflate the two. Poor fella.
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I love when people don't realize they're just giving the comedian more material
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DBM LOL
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Walter Ferres lol good one thanks for the laugh
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At least this time you can find all these words in an Unabridged Dictionary.
I never understand heckling; like you’re going into an argument with someone who technically gets paid/makes their living to rip people apart publicly.
i don't understand how a grown adult cannot read a simple sign against heckling
They just want attention because they're whores. Good or bad, as long as someone's paying attention to them, it gives them a sense of validation. They have no other way of developing meaning in life other than shouting "LOOK AT ME!"
Especially when the guy you're taking on has a microphone!
Simon G They put signs up so that people will heckle it's a reminder and actually helps the comedian drunks see the sign and do it because it says not to
Ikr it makes no sense to me lol
Never fuck with comedians. No one is better at tearing you down and making everyone else laugh at your ass. LOL
CHAMPviaDQ Mother's are. And they do it without even trying.
went to the comedy club with friends, they were doing the same thing to the comedian, the comedian was relentless to the point they had to leave. was the highlight of the show.
To Champ Dq: This is 1000 percent true; especially in the office/workplace. When one applies his British dignity and sensibility, trying to work and impress the American management, along with a Harlem-Esque street-styled squalid stupid, and s..t-housery-homo-sapiens, one will soon realize which highway they will have you traverse.
They love their own -- no matter how their breath of words stinks.
Even better, don't attend if you don't want to see them.
when she claimed she was the hottest I knew she was screwed
hecklers like that do half the work for the comedian. He only needs to connect a couple dots after that.
Usually when they claim to be the hottest, they’re the drunkest. 🤦🏻♂️
White girl for you
Whoa thats super ignorant roy gonzalez.
@@roygonzales392 Like chicks of colour are never narcissistic. Racist loser.
That's the sign you are looking for in an excellent comedian. One that can feed off the crowd so well they can completely change the material on the spot. This man needs a contract.
Walter Ferres Contracts are binding, that's the point of them. He can and probably has done better than that.
Any comedian will tell you that crowd work is the easiest thing to do. Anyone who’s a little bit witty can do that stuff.
Walter Ferres also know as "most comedians"....usually one sign that one IS a comedian--roasting. Telling stories/jokes and holding a room comes later. A combination of BOTH is an excellent comedian..
Chris topher thank you...
He’s not that funny just everyone’s drunk...
This man can definitely feel the crowd out the way it's supposed to go,great job!
Yea he can definitely feel the crowd
If the women went to a comedy gig only to talk through it, regardless of everyone else, they deserved roasting.
Women plus comedy equals tragedy
Went to see a comedian and the table behind us were talking so loud, I couldn't head the show. Turned around and just shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'VE PAID TO SEE THIS GUY. YOU WANNA TALK, FUCK OFF TO A BAR!" Needless to say, they shut up after that lol
You're a bad-ass. Tell the Democratic Party the same thing please....Be great if they shut the fuck up.
yeah they deserved a spit roasting
K-Man S we didn’t shut down the government 😭
Wife: I was humiliated tonight.. Everyone laughed at me.. He was so rude..
husband: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also husband: “i bet you still didnt learn to shut your mouth” hahaga
I LIVE for moments like this.
This never fails to amuse me. Myles is one of the most talented comedians out there
If you can own a table of drunks your profession as a comedian is written in stone... I liked and subscribed. This guy is going places. Good luck.
ok
The ability to roll with the punches and use it as your own weapon is a hallmark of a great comedian, IMO. Good job!
It starts out as a defence mechanism against bullies in school, it's rather effective.
Source: The University of Life
Lol 🤙🏻
I had the privilege of seeing Robin Williams do it in person (in Berkeley, CA) almost 40 years ago. Heckling chick tried to hold her own, but Robin just shredded her and she was in tears. I can't remember whether she fled or not, though....
You never heckle a good comedian as they will tear you apart…LOL… good job😂
Mike Smith: Well said. I'm sure that the good ones have been to many a public speaking debating school.
Hecklers makes themselves the target of the comedian's jokes... and everyone else loves it... but not the hecklers
Where were the jokes?
I remember one time in Benidorm a stand up comic dealt with a table of young inebriated English lads. "Son,they named a soup after you. Thick country vegetable". They were totally done by that.
Wow went for the killshot right away haha
Pay money to listen to someone talk, then interrupt them the whole time lol. That’s real financial expertise right Thur
"I'm the hottest of all the women here"
"Who told you that one, your mirror back at home?"
Her Mom...
The alcohol told her that. 😂
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest hoe of them all?
@@aliciaanderson873 you
This guy handled the heckler so well. It's like, being funny is what I do for a living.
The best part is when the heckler realizes they cant win so they resort to trying to explain themselves and it just makes it so much worse for them😂
It makes a nice change, on UA-cam, to hear a stand-up actually use comedy to deal with hecklers, rather than just getting into a slanging match with them. Nicely done....and funny.
That was definitely a “slanging match” ... he just slung wit instead. He proved his comedic worth by not having to resort to vulgarities.
You mean like steve hofstetter?
A few months ago my wife and I saw a comedian perform whom we both really liked. It was a rare night out for us, and one we looked forward to. Luck of the draw, we got front row seats, and seated near us, also in the front row, were two drunk ladies. They were in their own little world, chatting, laughing, interacting with the performers. Distracting to performers and audience alike. Afterward, I contacted the headliner through her website, and told her how much we enjoyed her, and how sorry we were that she had to put up with those two ladies. She responded the next day - thanking my wife and I for seeing her, and admitting that those two ladies were really bothering her throughout her set.
So, next time you go to a show, if you're inclined to be a loud drunk and think you are hilarious, you aren't. Do the performer and the audience a favor and take it outside.
Thank you for your story. It filled my heart with warmth and hope for the future of my children and humanity. It did stop me and took away the pleasure from enjoying reading the comments that are funnier than the so called commedians so next time perhaps switch to disney youtube channel before posting your sob stories. 😂❤😊
Bruh when he said "the ones that can fucking read" i lost it
Almost died laughing one time - could not breathe - these clubs need some Danger signs and a signal we can give to hold on while catching an inhale
😂😂😂
A comedian's favorite time I believe is dealing with drunks they make fools of themselves and he just helps them out. This comedian did a great job 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was simply fantastic. Well done sir!
This guy is great. I'd love to be in that crowd laughing my ass off
Never argue with someone who has a bigger voice than you 😂
That is some brilliant spontaneous unscripted comedy. This guy is really good.
There used to be a British show called Never Mind The Buzzcocks. One of the hosts was Simon Amstell. On one episode, Bill Bailey had the misfortune to be faced with "famous for 5 minutes" Donny Tourette & his tirade of awful insults. Amstell had the most appropriate comment to make which applies to every single heckler at a comedy gig. "Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win!".
I like that he’s just sipping away on his straw while they talk, fully listening lol
I want to watch this forever. I never wanted to end… It is actually curing my neck pain.😂❤
13 seconds in
"Get on with it... we don't need a Hollywood build up"
Still... bloody brilliant. Absolutely demolished 🤣
after he destroyed her 2 times you would think she would shut up but no
Best "comedian vs drunk" I ever saw the guy says "oh god you're so drunk... I hope you're driving home" lmao
*LOL*.......i wonder if the table of heckers will even remember when they wake up the next moning. He did a great job of dealing with those drunks, well done.
They may not remember the day after it but you can bet they will now that it’s all over the web
Stand up has to be the hardest profession on the planet.
eight inches Are you serious? Rather be working in a mine where the walls can collapse anytime and kill you then do this?
Hugonzalez
Yeah.
He said hardest, not most dangerous. Most people out there can learn to mine, but a very small percentage of people out there are witty enough to be a solid stand up comedian.
I know, I mean, nothing like being an astronaut, that's easy shit, right? Or a president, that's also not a big deal. COMEDIAN, that's the shit, that's the hardest one.
Conspiracy theories aside, being President is a hard job. Indeed, harder than being a comedian.
This guy is genuinely quick witted lmao
I attended one of these shows, same thing happend, our table of 6 agreed , we got up went to the bar, asked for our money back or , eject the idiot causing the problem, i went to the stage, apologised, and told the comedian what we were doing, he agreed, and stood down until it was sorted, the idiot and his table were told to leave.. Result, a great night out, every table had a free drink and we tipped accordingly, great night out..
Hi Karen
Hi Tyrone... you must be the idiot heckler.
Cool story.
He couldn’t stop sipping while roasting her ... this is epic
Possibly the greatest series of burns directed at the one person ever ... and in order to end her nightmare, all she had to do was shut up!
This guy kills it, good comedians are fast thinkers and smart!👍
I fucking love this. This is absolutely hilarious. Lol. This has been my favorite of heckling destroyers! She just keeps giving you material and hasn't got the slightest clue. Lol.
These "Ladies" need to learn that when you're in a hole, stop digging!
Never try to roast a comedian 😂
When you put yourself out there in an unpleasant fashion, expect to be the butt of jokes OR shut up and listen.
I just say: "Hey lady, do I go down to the street corner and bother you when you're working?"
You got that from Jimmy Car
@@bobsmallshaw3488 I honestly don't know you that is. Is that some late night dork who trashes Trump for a living? I heard that in the mid 80s , I was in a comedy club and a comic actually said that to drunk women in the crowd.
Tyrone Sharp No he is just a good comic. That lots of people know. Including you apparently.
One of the best heckling shut downs I've seen! Never thought id see anyone do as well as little jimmy norton when i seen him. Hat's off to you!!
The only time heckling works is when its against amy,
Ree
I’d pay to see
Holy crap....I'm JUST NOW discovering this comedian ? This shyt is funny as hell ! He launched countless torpedos and sank every one of heckler's battleships.
I love this he's great:) Good way to stay cool and getting the crowd involved lol
Lets fuck
Love this guys natural comebacks .
2014 in my recommend!? Glad i clicked....
I saw you on Drybar, dude! Loved your bit on there!
Who pass the age of 18 says "I'm the cocky one" as describing they're self
0:25 You can tell at that moment when he said "What happened" with his hand in his pocket he was about to LIGHT IN on those chicks😅
I would love to see him invite the girl up on stage hand her the mic and walk off.
lol that would be funny. This guy was amazing. Wasn't expecting much, but damn that blew me away.
that wouldnt be funny. itd be stingey and salty af
Stanhope did that to a guy and it was just as amazing as you would think
Great improvisation skills! Proper comedians don't work from a script.
no, proper comedians can do both.
Hecklers can't be handled by script
He was much funnier when being heckled his actual material sounded a bit shit
Richard Lambert that's the case with most comedians. 0o
A bit shit lmao
Who was the comedian
It might be a dry stand up bar of sorts
If you ever watch actual dry comedy you're kinda like what is this shit
His heckling skills are much better than his actual routine....
Well done, NOW that I've seen this I would see you perform any day.
I always wondered where minced meat came from? Thanks.
Thank god we have comedians who can make comedy out of what they are served. True artists to make this material w some arrogant drunks.
You put a "no heckling" sign up at a comedy club, you get what you deserve.
It's more likely that the club did. I love hecklers.
He deserves to be heckled because the comedian club owner put a sign up that says No Heckling? Ugh yeah, great comment…NOT
This guy is awesome, doesn't get mad, doesn't miss a beat, just off the top of the head, throws it right back in her face. And his totally hilarious! LMFAO
Improv. Master!!!
Is it me or does he look like a young Ryan Reynolds from a distance?
I would just say, " it's okay, I remember when I had my first beer".
Looks like Bruce almighty lol
Jim Carrey....?
More like Ace Ventura
Nah. I think he looks like the guy from the mask
I don’t know, he looks more like ace ventura but what do I know
He looks like the guy from Cable Guy.
Have you guys noticed that comedians always go for the water when it’s time to deal with hecklers. Even they get nervous lol.
Katt Williams dont
Katt Williams is a low life loser!! lol
Two Suns low life loser millionaire*
Dude he killed!!
lol so good... been to the laugh factory and seen hecklers try to school a few comedians only to get shot down... the greatest profession ever
I thought he actually physically destroyed the table during rage mode because of the hecklers LOL, I think I'm not as bright as I thought I was
You handled it perfectly.
I came here to see a table get destroyed. Not what I was expecting.
JHNZAMORA you win
Man, I was waiting for him to destroy the table, literally!
I would re-title "Comedian makes fun of table of drunk hecklers--moderate comeback"
Good job Myles!
i wish i had that kind of wit. This guy is blessed^^
They just make the comedian' s job easier... he can save his material for another day ....Genius!!
Laying down the law like a boss
Watching this comedian play with these hecklers during this exchange is like watching a cat play with a mouse he cornered.
4:13 when buddy the elf eats the passion fruit perfume
That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.
I want to buy that guy a beer.
Pinpoint accuracy on nailing hecklers!
pick a heckle with the professional stand up comedian? NEXT pick a fight with the Samoan bouncer
one of the first "Destroys" videos i have seen that is not clickbait
Don't ever mock the person with the mic. Particularly when that person's a comedian.
Those end trails got burned.....lol. Thank you. Some people just don’t know how to shut up.
never get in argument with someone who has a mic in hand plus a professional comedian.
If that person with the microphone is carrying on like a drunken idiot, you throw something or walk away.
How to beat a comedian, is just laugh at them and do not stop.
hey guess it wasn't clickbait
He didnt destroy them - just answered back
Yeah those drunks really got it rolleyes
Why am I just seeing this now. This is fantastic.
Ryan Reynolds doing standup ☺️
Wonder if improv comedians are also skilled litigation court-room lawyers
Dudes delivery sounds so much like joe Rogan it’s messing with my head lmao
Get out of my head!
They should make this concept into a game show or something, where the comedians have to try and out heckle the hecklers
I'm "hot" girl. I have no manners. I have lived my whole life without anyone telling me how much of a piece of shit I am. Anything bad I cause that happens to me isn't my fault but people are just targeting me because I'm hot...sounds like every delusional egoic feminist.
Michael Anderson Your a hot girl but your name is Michael bwahahaha get the fuck out of here.
Kev Zammit You're not that smart, I see.
OK got it - you feal threatened by drunk gobby women AND intelligent feminists - and your fevered imagination can't help but conflate the two. Poor fella.
All intelligent women are feminists.
You were right until you mentioned feminists. Feminists aren’t hot lmao
If you ask for it, you shall receive.
They love hecklers they make an artists night easy the heckler will always be the loser the artist has the crowd on his side
This just made my morning.