Mother heckler freaks out during comedy special - Steve Hofstetter

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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  3 роки тому +514

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    • @jackremming2653
      @jackremming2653 3 роки тому +14

      You plant hecklers to make yourself look good. I'm certain this will be deleted and myself blocked shortly, but that's to be expected from such a little man that plays on people's psyche into thinking he's funny. Good luck! You'll really need it if you wanna be more than you are.

    • @meeksource4047
      @meeksource4047 3 роки тому +38

      @@jackremming2653 That's a bold claim. Is there any proof or are we just doing a _Bush did 9/11_ thing?

    • @jenajelema
      @jenajelema 3 роки тому +9

      @@jackremming2653 heres something you should know:you're a bastard

    • @jackremming2653
      @jackremming2653 3 роки тому +3

      @@meeksource4047, it's the only way his name has gotten out there. I've seen the stand-up. Not bad, but not good enough to build the name he has as quickly as it's grown. Most of his fame is from hecklers in his crowd. An increase in fans from his heckler videos would certainly give the incentive to plant hecklers.
      Do I have proof? No. Does the trend of his popularity support my claim, easily enough given The Broken Lizard Group has better stand-up routines.

    • @ow_
      @ow_ 3 роки тому +14

      ​@@jackremming2653 just because someone has an incentive to do something doesn't mean they do.

  • @mu8242
    @mu8242 7 років тому +1929

    "When I made fun of other people, did you get offended then? Or only when it applied to you?"
    Nailed it.

    • @xliiink6758
      @xliiink6758 7 років тому +50

      My girlfriend and I were just like "DAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

    • @acutecloudd7970
      @acutecloudd7970 7 років тому +9

      Why would i care what he says about the others? You should only care what insults you

    • @gammergames3322
      @gammergames3322 7 років тому +16

      Acute Cloudd seems a bit selfish

    • @FridayDusk
      @FridayDusk 6 років тому +14

      hypocritical too

    • @DriverGuy23
      @DriverGuy23 6 років тому +8

      Nailed it, savage!

  • @beboppapadopoulos4158
    @beboppapadopoulos4158 5 років тому +4912

    She goes “you didn’t clarify that” and the entire audience goes “yes he did” and now 4 and half million other people have seen it. That’s a rough one lmao. Sheesh.

    • @titmusspaultpaul5
      @titmusspaultpaul5 5 років тому +62

      Lol. She's looks pretty stupid now... Not that she wasn't back then because she was. It's just everyone knows it.

    • @LeAndre_McCoy
      @LeAndre_McCoy 4 роки тому +4

      Years later*
      So it doesn't mean anything.

    • @uneessh
      @uneessh 4 роки тому +2

      2000th like

    • @JayHarrisGuitarLessons
      @JayHarrisGuitarLessons 4 роки тому +10

      so she can just change a few words to deflect what she first said, then start a new complaint like she was never guilty of lying to begin with n get a job at CNN! look out FREDO man of integrity, she's after ur job!!..!!!

    • @leobuse7023
      @leobuse7023 4 роки тому +1

      Make it 5

  • @sarahmueller335
    @sarahmueller335 4 роки тому +13466

    He is a comedian! He is supposed to make fun of everything. If comedians offend you, stay home! With your 19 children.

    • @Sarika38
      @Sarika38 4 роки тому +187

      Right? Idiots like her need to go away.

    • @lemongarden3301
      @lemongarden3301 4 роки тому +250

      "But it's offensive"
      Ffs what are these people eating to be so spineless

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 4 роки тому +30

      Yes, that's right Kam Mueller, agree with you, however it is NOT a comedian's responsibility to do the bouncer's or club manager's job. Do you think Seinfeld or Sebastian Maniscalco put up with a club that allows people to disrupt their show? No! As you gain experience you learn to put policies in place to avoid big confrontations with drunks. A little bantering is fine, but if it gets where it is interrupting the audience it is not and time for that person to leave. All experienced comics know this and they wouldn't step foot in a club that didn't do their job and expect them to do it for them. At the beginning of their careers perhaps but that is out of naivety and ignorance and sometimes lack of self-respect.

    • @ktcarl
      @ktcarl 4 роки тому +80

      Really?! 19 children? That woman is either completely stupid or scamming the welfare system.

    • @Juicyedup
      @Juicyedup 4 роки тому +71

      @@moniquemonicat Are you trying to say a comedian performing cannot encourage or politely tell a heckler or someone interupting their show to leave?

  • @jakethepillowsnake5302
    @jakethepillowsnake5302 11 місяців тому +583

    As someone who grew up in a nuclear family with nine kids, was homeless for 5 years, and did a disproportionate amount of the cooking and cleaning at home, I 100% agree with Steven. Having kids when you can't afford it is irresponsible and cruel, especially to the kids.

    • @Sfourtytwo
      @Sfourtytwo 10 місяців тому +1

      So you killed your parents or did you just send them he clip? (Because you know thats his suggestion with which you agree)

    • @askaliu2943
      @askaliu2943 10 місяців тому +63

      @@Sfourtytwo do you even english?

    • @oscarguzman3017
      @oscarguzman3017 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@askaliu2943😂

    • @donnalee2112
      @donnalee2112 10 місяців тому +19

      It is wrong, your children suffer. And you live with the pain of bringing them into the world 🌎 💔

    • @werewookiee
      @werewookiee 10 місяців тому +4

      Are you referring to the comedian's joke? ​@@Sfourtytwo

  • @LotusEater14
    @LotusEater14 4 роки тому +10457

    4.9k dislikes... must have been that woman's family.

    • @floatingeye9963
      @floatingeye9963 4 роки тому +145

      It can also make sense cause each couple has 20+children or somethin

    • @royevans4581
      @royevans4581 4 роки тому +265

      @@floatingeye9963 no needy explainy, was jokey

    • @rholdnr
      @rholdnr 4 роки тому +64

      So much diversity.

    • @misskitty8619
      @misskitty8619 4 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

    • @_pxnts
      @_pxnts 4 роки тому +53

      LotusEater14 well now its 5.2, shit they didnt stop doing it since the video came out

  • @THEJustinOfAllTime
    @THEJustinOfAllTime 4 роки тому +786

    I love how the heckler had her own hecklers heckling her

    • @parri_hotta7412
      @parri_hotta7412 4 роки тому +16

      They gave her everything they had, Dutch.

    • @ronaldsauce3714
      @ronaldsauce3714 4 роки тому +8

      She just needed a bit more money and some goddamn faith !

    • @maxim9875
      @maxim9875 4 роки тому +5

      Hecklerception

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 4 роки тому +2

      Hey aren't you supposed to care about large, not fully related families, that no one else cares about, and their values?

    • @greg1835
      @greg1835 4 роки тому +3

      Hey speaking of which what is your plan Dutch? Never really told us

  • @froufroudeluxe
    @froufroudeluxe 7 років тому +8108

    "Were you getting offended when I was making fun of other stuff or just what applied to you?"
    Take notes, people.

    • @thehappygamer5020
      @thehappygamer5020 6 років тому +61

      Ruby-Lou loved that part.

    • @bobwehadababyitzaboy5872
      @bobwehadababyitzaboy5872 6 років тому +88

      Sam Hathaway greatest line I've heard in a long time.

    • @isaacrodriguez9983
      @isaacrodriguez9983 6 років тому +114

      SJW's: *offended by everything*

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 6 років тому +159

      That's comedy in a nutshell.
      I know people that have been raped, beaten by their partners e.t.c. yet fully understand what a comedy show is. And what it might (probably) will entail. And they can still have a good laugh. Also, nothing wrong with getting offended. Just as long as you are able to control yourself and wipe it away from your mind. Not start a fight with a comedian because he didn't ask everyone in the audience to write down their life stories so he could go through each and every person to allow him to rule out all the jokes that might offend people.

    • @KoRnRememberWhoUAre
      @KoRnRememberWhoUAre 6 років тому +25

      Ruby-Lou people like her shouldn’t go to comedy shows if they can’t handle it

  • @purpledragon7634
    @purpledragon7634 Рік тому +1131

    "Were you getting offended about the other stuff or just what applied to you?" is the best quote I've ever heard from a comedian.

    • @armaggedon390
      @armaggedon390 Рік тому +16

      Definitely gonna be using that one.

    • @maxacorn
      @maxacorn Рік тому +30

      and as soon as he said that, she didn't say another word. she had no answer to that.

    • @scottym6680
      @scottym6680 Рік тому +1

      Really? Better than anything Richard Pryor ever said? How about funnier than anything Dave Chappelle said? I really don’t think so.
      Steve is an ass clown.

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz Рік тому +12

      selective offense

    • @scottym6680
      @scottym6680 Рік тому +3

      This man is no comedian.

  • @penpen7474
    @penpen7474 4 роки тому +2953

    She probably tells her friends that she has a wonderful sense of humor.

    • @harambecheeto7684
      @harambecheeto7684 4 роки тому +54

      She probably laughs at normie memes

    • @caminantedonquixote2363
      @caminantedonquixote2363 4 роки тому +47

      Freddy Teddy Studio Facebook minions memes about being crazy 🤪 and a cat mom

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 4 роки тому +15

      @@caminantedonquixote2363 That's an insult to cat moms. 😹

    • @creoshin9082
      @creoshin9082 4 роки тому +11

      And they all meow back at her in agreement. Not that she hears it of course, what with 19 kids screaming in hear face.

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 4 роки тому +11

      @@caminantedonquixote2363 She also has a "live, love, laugh" mug and asks for managers at every fastfood and grocery store she shops.

  • @dannycpayne5
    @dannycpayne5 4 роки тому +2075

    The mom storming out:
    Let’s go John, jack, David, Sam, Chris, Karen, Emily, devin, Ethan, Linda, Jacob, Kelley, Carl, Justin, lily, Amy, Caleb, Philip, Jim

    • @syrxph3675
      @syrxph3675 4 роки тому +71

      Jimbo Nutron Karen Jr.*

    • @roastedpotato05
      @roastedpotato05 4 роки тому +161

      Come on, Kaiden, Jaiden, Kayden, Brayden, Braidon, Jayden, Hayden, Raiden, Raydon, Haiden, Braydon, Ayden, Aiden, Zaydon, Graiden, Haydon, Aydon, Jaydon, and Zaiden

    • @succboah2000
      @succboah2000 4 роки тому +24

      Damn you made this women sound soooooo white

    • @cjjuszczak
      @cjjuszczak 4 роки тому +54

      lol, she could save some time and say *"Let's go Row E"*

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 4 роки тому +10

      @@roastedpotato05 Seems to be too many "lee" names as well (where most of them SHOULD have an IE, Y, or EY).
      Hailee, Baylee, Brixlee, Emilee, Rylee, Kylee, Natalee, Ashlee, Hollee, Sallee, Millee, Lillee, and Kellee.

  • @ruggeropiazza2157
    @ruggeropiazza2157 5 років тому +2735

    "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right" Ricky Gervais

    • @stratataisen
      @stratataisen 5 років тому +9

      I think Ethan from H3H3 said something similar. Not sure if this is word for word, but"Just because your offended don't make the joke inherently offensive."

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 років тому +3

      Ruggero Piazza good quote even though it’s from a man who is usually wrong
      I do love Ricky though

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 років тому +2

      stratataisen nothing can be “inherently offensive” offense comes from context.
      I understand what he was trying to say, but that’s the wrong use of inherently lmao

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 років тому

      Nathan Plumley this is the right use of “inherently”

    • @sakshamsharma4759
      @sakshamsharma4759 4 роки тому +2

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 what do you expect from ethan he uses sentences and words he heard from somewhere else to sound intelligent and level minded which works sometimes but most of the times it sounds dumb.

  • @seannash4695
    @seannash4695 2 роки тому +288

    I agree with "if you can't feed, clothe and house them then don't bring them into a world of failure."
    Ignorance is loud.

  • @DrBananaMr
    @DrBananaMr 5 років тому +3390

    Imagine spending 14 years and 3 months of your life pregnant, could never be me (mainly because I’m a man but that’s beside the point)

    • @ders972
      @ders972 5 років тому +130

      I have to imagine some of the pregnancies were multiples.... but seriously, do you think that woman has ever been knocked down?
      (For those that didn't get the joke at the end, I meant as opposed to knocked up)

    • @mrpedrobraga
      @mrpedrobraga 4 роки тому +25

      manly because I'm a main

    • @aarondixon3312
      @aarondixon3312 4 роки тому +29

      @@ders972 she looks like if she was knocked down she wouldn't get back up again lmao

    • @jootpepet
      @jootpepet 4 роки тому +15

      Haven't thought of it that way lol thats awful. And then imagine all the bills and effort raising rhem.
      Its so dumb.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 роки тому +1

      u should be a comedian

  • @reecemartin453
    @reecemartin453 5 років тому +1486

    "you are not funny!!"
    paid for ticket..

    • @oxstr8upgreekxo730
      @oxstr8upgreekxo730 5 років тому +47

      To be fair I've paid to see comedians i didnt think were funny sometimes you just grab a ticket to see a show. This guy is hilarious however

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +12

      and stayed till the end of a show. seriously telling a comedian who just managed to convince an entire room of people to buy tickets to hear him tell jokes he isn't funny is just dumb.

    • @ruthlessreid9172
      @ruthlessreid9172 5 років тому +4

      Like chappell says I get paid for the attempt.

    • @bend.7590
      @bend.7590 4 роки тому +4

      “You are not that funny” lol she couldn’t even say not funny she had to say “not THAT funny”

    • @thedevilsadvocate5210
      @thedevilsadvocate5210 4 роки тому

      Trying to get your money's worth is a reasonable demand. You've eaten some nasty shit before just because you paid for it.

  • @abolishwelfare
    @abolishwelfare 5 років тому +4739

    If ya can’t feed ‘em, don’t breed them.

  • @lynettemarszal5923
    @lynettemarszal5923 5 місяців тому +92

    19 kids, you can not tell me that all those kids feel loved and cared for. They just become a number, and parents make the older ones raise the younger ones.

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 2 місяці тому +3

      Dude people with 2 kids delegate the older to babysit.

    • @MexicanTeTe
      @MexicanTeTe 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@CorrectionUnknown Babysitting your one little sibling occasionally isn't the same as having to clothe, feed, and care for 18 other kids. That's child neglect at that point. The only way those size families function is that the parents delegate their own daily responsibilities down to the older children, which robs those children of the experience of being kids themselves.
      The Duggars were that kind of family, and they were so neglectful and so unable to parent all of the children they irresponsibly produced that they continued to leave their younger children under the care of an older brother who molested them allegedly even after they knew about it. Because free domestic labor/babysitting for the parents is more important than their kids well being at that point.

    • @nikkirozema9053
      @nikkirozema9053 2 місяці тому

      And then there's the show 19 kids and counting. Why it has to become a reality show? No idea.

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 2 місяці тому

      Literally the max number of kids a couple can have before they literally can’t provide for the kids is 2. At 3 there are literally not enough hours in the day to meet the needs of kids.

    • @airenmarie1250
      @airenmarie1250 Місяць тому

      ​​@@CorrectionUnknownthat's parentification. It's not their job to take care of their siblings.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 5 років тому +2153

    I don't know how anyone could possibly genuinely want 19 kids. I wouldn't even want 19 close friends!

    • @texasjr1804
      @texasjr1804 5 років тому +171

      I don’t know 19 people

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 5 років тому +98

      I don't want 19 of literally anything except maybe pizza

    • @robbymyers4755
      @robbymyers4755 5 років тому +21

      Def want 19 pizzas for my four kids smdh. ..it's the water .

    • @shineayandrews1869
      @shineayandrews1869 5 років тому +44

      I don’t even want to be alive.

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 5 років тому +2

      Depends which country & chance of mindfields lol

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 4 роки тому +2999

    C'mon lady. I'm one of 10 kids, we were poor, my parents probably shouldn't have popped out so many, and yet I still laughed.

    • @Duncangafney1
      @Duncangafney1 4 роки тому +141

      That's because you have a sense of humour about yourself and your family :p

    • @norm70
      @norm70 4 роки тому +61

      It's not a rich or poor thing! It's a sense of humour thing and some nut cases just shouldn't go to comedy shows. Hence why the world is the way it is today, referencing comedy! Too many snowflakes have been given too many positions of power!

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 4 роки тому +94

      @@norm70 his point was poor people having more kids than they can afford. Clearly this lady has a quiver full at home, all living in a shack or else she wouldn't have been triggered

    • @norm70
      @norm70 4 роки тому +26

      @@monicapyle i did understand his point. Probably sad of me but totally agree with it. At least some people can have a laugh. Australians used to be the best at laughing at themselves until the multi cultural revolution stopped it from so damn many being offended. If you can't have a laugh at your own expense then i can only assume that those kind of people live a regularly boring, sad life.

    • @dynamicjaethought7788
      @dynamicjaethought7788 4 роки тому +24

      Shit I am the oldest of 8, and this was hilarious. That lady is a dumbass, that just was looking to be offended.

  • @JayBlooBird
    @JayBlooBird 4 роки тому +1623

    “Who would I sleep with? Well, I’m married, so both of them.”
    “This was recorded before my divorce.”

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 Рік тому +52

    *That woman has more kids than I have contacts on my phone*

  • @tonytravert9944
    @tonytravert9944 4 роки тому +1852

    Heckler: "You're not very funny!"
    Comedian: "well thank you for paying to see me being not funny!"

    • @sarge6870
      @sarge6870 4 роки тому +23

      LOL...first thing I thought too!!

    • @michaelbowie7410
      @michaelbowie7410 3 роки тому +16

      Comedian: "Then why are you still here?"

    • @CorgiDaddy2
      @CorgiDaddy2 2 роки тому

      @@michaelbowie7410 I like the one where Steve gets heckled and he tells the woman to fuck off and SHE DOES!

    • @Kevin_2435
      @Kevin_2435 2 роки тому +10

      She said that like that was the first time that Steve had ever heard that. Every comedian hears that. That's how you become successful is continuing to get on stage despite all the people that told you that you sucked.

    • @Kevin_2435
      @Kevin_2435 2 роки тому +6

      @@michaelbowie7410 I think my response would have been "all of these people laughing at us would tell you differently."

  • @girl-di3nn
    @girl-di3nn 5 років тому +1005

    It’s a comedians dream when someone gets offended

    • @joeyflett8675
      @joeyflett8675 5 років тому +23

      I can confirm that.

    • @MTFOphantom
      @MTFOphantom 4 роки тому +23

      Someone getting offended is a good sign your funny.

    • @partyrock7099
      @partyrock7099 4 роки тому +21

      When they get offended, that’s basically free jokes right theres

    • @hayrayna1314
      @hayrayna1314 4 роки тому +5

      Bad comedians rely on offence, good comedians create controversy and conversations that force retrospection! If not just laughs are more than suffice. Bad comedians rely on debasement. Its an intelligence thing.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 4 роки тому +5

      Hay Rayna how does that have anything to do with my comment?

  • @ddrh13
    @ddrh13 4 роки тому +1182

    I came from a family of 13...10 older sisters and two older brothers. When asked why we had such a large family I would reply, We blame it on the 432. What's a 432? It a train that would pass our home at 4:32am. For my Dad it was too early to go to work and too late to go back to bed...the rest is history.

    • @aussiejim1616
      @aussiejim1616 4 роки тому +25

      One of my 5 brothers (6 sisters as well) had 12 children, I think he wanted to have more sons than his father, he had 6 sons! Many of his children were born in September - roughly 9 months after christmas, I think they had sex more than just at this time, but........?

    • @cynthiaclarke3979
      @cynthiaclarke3979 4 роки тому +17

      I too came from a large family..4 sisters and 5 brothers..with 2 sisters who died at birth..I'm from the boomer generation,back then..they did not have much to do..

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 4 роки тому +2

      Italian or Irish descent?

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +20

      Wait why did they stop at 13 did you all move?

    • @KimmieSan97
      @KimmieSan97 4 роки тому

      Haha haha 😂

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 Рік тому +65

    this guy really let her off easy. she completely ignored the point/context of the joke, insulted him in front of everyone because one of the jokes personally applied to her, and still Karen'd out when she demonstrated she still didn't get it. most other comedians would have ripped her to shreds at that point but he decided to just end it completely with her thinking her opinion was still valid.

    • @thedudeamongmengs2051
      @thedudeamongmengs2051 5 місяців тому +7

      I think she assumed the joke was about welfare queens. To me, it looks like she got really defensive because it sounds a little similar to the rhetoric conservatives use to justify not supporting any kind of welfare. She completely missed the point in her defensiveness

    • @faithismespeaks6848
      @faithismespeaks6848 2 місяці тому

      @@thedudeamongmengs2051 , I don't think you understand what constitutes a "conservative". I'm conservative but I don't think people should pop out children solely for the purpose of getting a larger check. Then you end up with one baby momma with 4 different baby daddies, and then you end up with several generations of dysfunctional children who can't even figure out what sex they are. In theory everyone can't pay for all these welfare children, and the ones not having children so the welfare mothers can have more should be respected. Instead they paint people out who want limits set on something as this is somehow their fault, and all rational discussion on any subject pretty much goes out the window. Especially with the selective outrage and hypocrisy you see exhibited daily by all the leftists,slash commie wannabes. It's a problem, which is why most people moved to the suburbs to begin with, nobody wants to talk about that subject either.

  • @bikeboy6674
    @bikeboy6674 6 років тому +1241

    I'm impressed that even though you had the crowd firmly on your side, you took the heckle in good humour and didn't verbally tear the woman pieces as you so easily could have. That showed character.

    • @mrose4132
      @mrose4132 6 років тому +29

      bikeboy66 he should have torn her up

    • @Lenslows
      @Lenslows 6 років тому +6

      True but tearing her a new one would have been comedy

    • @gaki8844
      @gaki8844 6 років тому +1

      What are woman pieces?

    • @couragelk9428
      @couragelk9428 6 років тому +2

      @@gaki8844 yea, when they act so fragile they are just pieces waiting to be put back together

    • @gaki8844
      @gaki8844 6 років тому

      @@couragelk9428 yea?

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 4 роки тому +850

    I’ve watched this numerous times. I am a father of twelve kids who CAN take care of that many kids . He’s right! If you don’t have the resources STOP HAVING KIDS!

    • @jacobday3826
      @jacobday3826 4 роки тому +60

      Good on you for being able to take care of that many kids mate, I know I couldn't do it.

    • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
      @Fatherofheroesandheroines 4 роки тому +17

      Shukin Andjivin agreed if you can’t don’t

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 4 роки тому +42

      @Shukin Andjivin never mind all the obvious personal reasons, overpopulation affects everybody 😒

    • @MrPhlorky
      @MrPhlorky 4 роки тому +14

      @Shukin Andjivin simp

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 4 роки тому +26

      MATHHEW TOMPKINS yeah, where the lady went wrong is that she disregarded the context of the joke, and was ignorant enough to challenge the idea that she misinterpreted, knowing full well what he meant.

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman 4 роки тому +654

    how is it controversial to say "dont have so many kids that it makes you poor"

    • @rJauze
      @rJauze 4 роки тому +38

      Jason Krantz its pretty logical tbh

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 4 роки тому +34

      She thinks he's infringing on her religious freedom.

    • @mateosmind751
      @mateosmind751 4 роки тому +6

      @@melodyrichardson5051 Religious freedom shouldn't be a thing. Nothing good has ever come from it. Believe whatever you want. However anyone who is a professional liar Rabbi, priest, pastor should be put in a labor camp for a year. At the end of the year they can renounce God, or stay another year.

    • @crikeymikey4966
      @crikeymikey4966 4 роки тому +31

      @@mateosmind751 What the hell kinda logic is that?

    • @superkamigod
      @superkamigod 4 роки тому +39

      @@mateosmind751 Let's put all the people whose religious practices I disagree with in camps. Sounds kinda familiar when you say it out loud.

  • @jeremysteinmark2845
    @jeremysteinmark2845 2 роки тому +29

    Hecklers are sometimes good because they give comedians more to work with. I’m a stand up comic myself and everytime I have a heckler after I make fun of them; I also always say thank you to them for giving me more content for jokes.

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 6 років тому +1431

    "Miss, you can get offended all you want, but were you getting offended when I was making fun of other stuff, or just when it applied to you?"
    Jeez...gonna need a senzu bean for that one.

    • @Azby64
      @Azby64 6 років тому +9

      Thank you, I now know what a Senzu bean is. Yay learning! 😄

    • @KingdomHearts29
      @KingdomHearts29 6 років тому +1

      Facts

    • @floogon_gameing6987
      @floogon_gameing6987 6 років тому +10

      You need an entire sack of them

    • @nighthawk7x203
      @nighthawk7x203 6 років тому

      I read this as he said it

    • @kageyfna
      @kageyfna 6 років тому +14

      Grillin like she krillin

  • @jasonalangriffin
    @jasonalangriffin 4 роки тому +406

    She had to repeat “you’re not that funny” because the first time she said it was drowned out by the audience laughing so much.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 роки тому +6

      Blows my mind how someone could be so oblivious to the room that they wouldn't notice that themselves, and think "actually maybe i SHOULDN'T carry on like a goose during the show that everyone is enjoying".
      But no. A Karen does not bend to the will of the people. A Karen does what a Karen wants, because a Karen is _always right_

    • @tekay44
      @tekay44 2 роки тому +4

      did you see how angry she was? lol. not a person there gave a good goddam about her and her effing diversity question, she is so sick that that was all she had.

  • @loreanna67
    @loreanna67 4 роки тому +597

    He's right. If you can't afford children, stop having them until you can.

    • @srankoutcast348
      @srankoutcast348 4 роки тому +3

      That logic is stupid as not all pregnancies are planned.

    • @kygo8303
      @kygo8303 4 роки тому +68

      SRank Outcast Well now you’re stupid by saying that logic is stupid because that logic is not all wrong, what’s the case with peoples out there having 7 8 9 or 10 kids and not be able to feed and raise them all, i can accept that they might have 1 or 2 unplanned pregnancy but if someone say that that they’re having 9 kids and it’s all unplanned, would you believe them ????

    • @markedwards3647
      @markedwards3647 4 роки тому +21

      In past millennia, when maternal mortality approached 50%, polygamy made sense. When infant mortality was 50% and more children meant more farm hands, many of whom would die from trauma or infections, "be fruitful and multiply" made sense. Today, what makes sense is either effective birth control, or visiting a sperm bank then sterilization. Or sterilization, then adoption. We have an enormous surplus of people, and shortages of resources.

    • @northwestclasspnw7974
      @northwestclasspnw7974 4 роки тому +7

      @@srankoutcast348 you can get an abortion. Big brain play

    • @edwinrodeo
      @edwinrodeo 4 роки тому +18

      Pregnancy might not be planned... intercourse is , humans unlike animals can control their sexual behavior

  • @redbrown7355
    @redbrown7355 Рік тому +57

    Bro, you handled that woman like a Comedy Gangsta. You picked the right career path that's for sure.

  • @DARBQ
    @DARBQ 5 років тому +832

    When you have no sense of humor don’t go to a comedy special!

    • @mpoulin
      @mpoulin 5 років тому +2

      Exactly!

    • @jeandidierly4536
      @jeandidierly4536 5 років тому +1

      I mean duh..

    • @eddie8847
      @eddie8847 5 років тому

      jean didier ly “duhh”

    • @FargSchitter
      @FargSchitter 5 років тому +8

      "it's only funny when I'm not offended" - every heckler ever.

    • @QuarrellaDeVil
      @QuarrellaDeVil 5 років тому +1

      I was having a "Let's Make a Deal" moment, wishing that there was just one person there who had a red DEVO energy dome to pull out and wave at the heckler.

  • @aseoneseco1440
    @aseoneseco1440 6 років тому +4474

    One thing people should understand is that comedy knows no bounds, so if you are easily offended...don't go to a stand up comedy special, js.

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 6 років тому +41

      Bingo.

    • @cripwalker665
      @cripwalker665 6 років тому +33

      Is his name-o

    • @floralpattern
      @floralpattern 6 років тому

      aseone seco amen

    • @xKyanite
      @xKyanite 6 років тому +5

      People should go watch a Joan Rivers' stand up on youtube so many times, that they wont get offended anymore, and then go watch a live gig.

    • @cyanyde4950
      @cyanyde4950 6 років тому +3

      true especially if it's mature like this ( which like 90% are) just don't go sit your easily offended ass down let the rest of us with terrible humor have a laugh and some fun eh ?

  • @aliennotion2876
    @aliennotion2876 4 роки тому +2302

    A good title for these videos would be, "Ginger Snaps."

  • @amyd2203
    @amyd2203 Рік тому +174

    That lady was such a piece of work. Imagine going to a comedy show and getting offended 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @zombiTrout
      @zombiTrout Рік тому +8

      Correction: Paying to go to a comedy show and getting offended.

    • @9321spiderman
      @9321spiderman Рік тому +2

      are you sure its a lady, listen to the voice

    • @AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp
      @AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp Рік тому

      @9321spiderman like yeah,her voice sounds masculine to me I mean does she born with that vocal chords😅

    • @ladtm
      @ladtm Рік тому

      @@AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp 22 hours ago

    • @AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp
      @AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp Рік тому

      @@ladtm what did you mean by 22 hours ago?

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 5 років тому +1756

    How could anyone misinterpret that joke? It's simple: don't have kids you can't afford. The government is not your baby daddy.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 років тому +10

      @mackthefatcat lol calm down edgelord, go back to your fox news

    • @joshuasparks1601
      @joshuasparks1601 5 років тому +2

      @bikerdoe I thought that was what the country is about though..........lol 🤫

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 5 років тому +1

      @bikerdoe Yeah, the same bird is right: ua-cam.com/video/QYre7xydlZo/v-deo.html

    • @mississippirebel1409
      @mississippirebel1409 5 років тому +12

      Its funny when all you liberals get upset, which is all the time because ya'll are offended by EVERYTHING. But facts are facts! Liberals are the ones getting all that welfare money, not conservatives. I'm from Mississippi (GO TRUMP), which isn't one of the richer states but the reason a lot of people in MS are on welfare isn't because they are conservative, it's black liberals that live off the government! Also states like California are going bankrupt because they give all their money to illegals and homeless people to buy more drugs lol.
      Liberals are by far the dumbest, plus they are all pussies and cowards. It's almost like they don't have any common sense lol.

    • @snoogans20
      @snoogans20 5 років тому +6

      @Edgar Barcelona Resorting to ad hominem because you can't prove him wrong, and yet he's the one with the low IQ? Hmm...

  • @bluemouth8066
    @bluemouth8066 4 роки тому +557

    I like how she opened her heckle with "Do you believe in diversity?" as if to suggest that his criticism of irresponsible scroungers was tantamount to racism or homophobia.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +27

      Western Whaman Privilege 😹

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah, anybody that uses that as an argument doenst have much rolling around upstairs. I mean, sure, I believe in diversity...of thought. But thats not the diversity shes talking about.

    • @misslawless6021
      @misslawless6021 4 роки тому +8

      Im going to start saying irresponsible scroungers lmao

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to say but you said it first. I'll see myself out.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I was so confused at first when she jumped from diversity to talk about families and then religion.

  • @aljotock
    @aljotock 4 роки тому +1802

    She's the sort of muppet who panic buys toilet rolls during a pandemic!

    • @jmcman6104
      @jmcman6104 4 роки тому +55

      aljotock although with her 19 kids she might actually need it lol

    • @niks983
      @niks983 4 роки тому +6

      Guarantee it I'd bet my last roll on it lol

    • @alexanderhyams
      @alexanderhyams 4 роки тому +5

      Are you British by chance.....I thought only us "Limey's" used "Muppet" as put down ?

    • @savehghazal3519
      @savehghazal3519 4 роки тому +7

      Or all the milk when there is 2 inches of snow

    • @humanentity5890
      @humanentity5890 4 роки тому

      you really don't think that was all staged to get you to comment? ... if so, you are very gullible.

  • @Caluardo
    @Caluardo 9 місяців тому +8

    I loved when he told her not to cherrypick when she's offended.

  • @erinvandalayyy7507
    @erinvandalayyy7507 6 років тому +330

    You showed good character here. You handled this well and made her look bad without sinking low.

  • @kimwhitehead9096
    @kimwhitehead9096 7 років тому +5263

    Little confused on how diversity equates to how many children one has. She was confused from the start.

    • @Fuckthishandle1
      @Fuckthishandle1 7 років тому +170

      lol certainly confused me, until he paused the clip i thought they were still talking about "large" people in California

    • @populousmass
      @populousmass 7 років тому +151

      I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship.

    • @crimzongaming5470
      @crimzongaming5470 7 років тому +108

      Maybe lots of Dads involved?

    • @6slade
      @6slade 7 років тому +68

      Kim Whitehead this was confusing, but I predict either english was not her personal first language and so she got her synonyms mixed up OR she had multiple things with the show and didn’t understand that the comedian wasn’t putting out a message of restricting the liberties of people and saying they can’t have kids; he was describing his own belief in how that doesn’t fucking make sense in a world of the vast poor and surviving wage-slaves.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 7 років тому +27

      Kim Whitehead they all have different fathers

  • @aris6756
    @aris6756 6 років тому +3198

    Only reason to have 19 kids is if you were born 200 years ago, owned a farm and needed workers xD

    • @Explorshon123
      @Explorshon123 5 років тому +21

      Yeah ikr, everyone else was going to their local doctor for a pill prescription ;)

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 5 років тому +28

      @@trex9263 come to think about it, I know about 10 illegal couples -- most have 2 kids. Do you consider 2 to be a large number???

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 5 років тому +21

      At least back then, God would take a few out with polio or something

    • @k-mdn4905
      @k-mdn4905 5 років тому +2

      T Rex
      I can’t believe he confidently stated an anecdote as though you couldn’t do that same. Lol

    • @helema23
      @helema23 5 років тому +38

      @@trex9263 actually many of them take the jobs that legals and citizens refuse to do for various reasons.......

  • @coobay4786
    @coobay4786 Рік тому +65

    I went to a comedy club about 20 years ago and one of the guy's in our group tried to heckle the comedian and I saw first hand don't ever do that. Remember that comedians are professionals and most of them love to make you look like a fool when you fuck with them.

    • @Simon_Electric
      @Simon_Electric Рік тому +3

      True

    • @jonelfilipek7848
      @jonelfilipek7848 Рік тому +6

      And every pro comedian has at least 3 bits to take care of people like that.

    • @ktcarl
      @ktcarl 5 місяців тому +3

      Heckling a stand up comedian used to be done just to hear the comeback and laugh along with them. Now hecklers are little too personal and aggressive.

  • @tylercrowder9973
    @tylercrowder9973 4 роки тому +1036

    If you can afford the financial and emotional cost of having a lot of children, great. The joke wasn’t about you. However, if you’re offended, it probably was about you.

    • @cameronrautmann2761
      @cameronrautmann2761 4 роки тому +4

      @THE KAREN of Karens Great joke!

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 роки тому +2

      He hints that having large family is bad regardless of wealth, despite what he says, implying that it ruins the looks of the woman etc.Even if it was true, which I dont' think it is, looks aren't the top priority for everyone. Some just want to have a big family.

    • @tylercrowder9973
      @tylercrowder9973 4 роки тому +18

      @@PuerRidcully that's not what he implied 😂 and it wasn't about the looks, it's the fact that knowing sex leads to babies that would turn the man off 😂 you're kinda slow huh?

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 роки тому +1

      @@tylercrowder9973 Actually I'm really smart. That's just your interpretation, you know.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому

      @@Sgtassburgler
      The vast majority of bullying/harassment/abuse is verbal.

  • @VoltageTHD
    @VoltageTHD 6 років тому +1621

    You shouldn't argue with a comedian while he's on stage. You're going to be embarrassed.

    • @tiarapsych3195
      @tiarapsych3195 6 років тому +14

      Amen...
      Aaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeennnn

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 6 років тому +14

      Voltage Digital not to mention they have a microphone.

    • @seraphilight
      @seraphilight 6 років тому +6

      Apparently addressing hecklers usually goes bad. So... it's actually fairly good odds for the heckler.

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 6 років тому +3

      seraphilight yeah... until the big bald guy bounces ya.

    • @seraphilight
      @seraphilight 6 років тому +8

      The point was whether or not the comedian would win. Odds aren't in their favor. It's quick thinking versus preparedness, and comedians normally have everything worked out before they get on stage.
      Actually, since most comedians can't handle hecklers then if people start thinking hecklers should get owned by comedians this expectation will harm comedians. It will both stop the show as the comedian is expected to deal with them and lose them cred when they can't.

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory 7 років тому +377

    I hate when people bring up their questions and supposedly demand an answer and then don't shut their damn mouths when he's trying to answer their stupid question.

    • @georgiac.5352
      @georgiac.5352 7 років тому +6

      BloodylocksBathory I know! Like do you want to know or not? People who interrupt irritate me.

    • @lauralil6886
      @lauralil6886 7 років тому +8

      it does seem to be more of a trait in women than men (especially the entitled middle aged women)

    • @pokerman9108
      @pokerman9108 7 років тому +1

      So in other words... you hate people. Me to. :)

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 7 років тому +2

      In the words of Homer Simpson "shut up! And another thing!".

    • @MasterGibz
      @MasterGibz 6 років тому +2

      They want to feel entitled and superior, but can't give you a real chance to show how wrong they are.

  • @shawnyoung1668
    @shawnyoung1668 Рік тому +39

    Good comebacks without attacking her or letting the audience do so either. Well played.

  • @JQuattro
    @JQuattro 4 роки тому +661

    "The KFC family meal doesn't feed 9 kids" lmaoooo

    • @leobuse7023
      @leobuse7023 4 роки тому +2

      found this comment as he was saying it

    • @jeffstevens5512
      @jeffstevens5512 4 роки тому

      Theodore Castro it does for African kids

    • @richardlucascronley5128
      @richardlucascronley5128 4 роки тому

      Modern American kids? No. Normal healthy children, probably

    • @giantnerd14
      @giantnerd14 4 роки тому

      @Dennis Massengill Fuck off with that racist shit.

    • @ifistopwateringthevoicesge4451
      @ifistopwateringthevoicesge4451 4 роки тому

      Dennis Massengill that is a great comment and joke because some light-hearted person got offended

  • @dniceo7
    @dniceo7 7 років тому +731

    That lady managed to get all 313 of her kids to dislike this video.

    • @pfalky2k
      @pfalky2k 6 років тому +9

      3 months ago, she must be on 7809 by now lol

    • @michalvalta5231
      @michalvalta5231 6 років тому +2

      Damn, it's 904 now... Maybe it was some kind of rat-lady? :D

    • @iji4031
      @iji4031 6 років тому +2

      Was that an 8 mile joke?

    • @DatthewTheMatthew
      @DatthewTheMatthew 6 років тому +2

      Dennis Sullivan almost 1k jesus

    • @michaelstipe1212
      @michaelstipe1212 6 років тому

      Dennis Sullivan o

  • @andrearupe8094
    @andrearupe8094 4 роки тому +162

    "Were you offended by everything, or just when it applied to you?"

    • @awilliamsxoxo9224
      @awilliamsxoxo9224 4 роки тому +2

      Andrea Rupe I believe if it offends you it applies to you

    • @Armygirlsdad
      @Armygirlsdad 4 роки тому +12

      @@awilliamsxoxo9224 Nope. Just watch the videos of the guy who dressed up like a Mexican caricature and all the white college students were offended, but no actual Mexicans were. It didn't apply to the offended white kids but did apply to the non-offended Mexican adults.

    • @Cherrycrush_
      @Cherrycrush_ 4 роки тому

      Andrea Rupe I read that as soon as he said it.

    • @deejo2
      @deejo2 4 роки тому +1

      @@Armygirlsdad Yeah, those are the ones with all of that "fake guilt" crap. Reparations for everyone!

    • @jakesnake165
      @jakesnake165 4 роки тому

      Just like the flu nobody was wearing masks when all those babies we're dieing from the flu didn't concern us

  • @awakenrae
    @awakenrae 2 роки тому +45

    This is amazing! 😆 People that get so easily offended should never go to a comedy show.

    • @johngoldsberry3976
      @johngoldsberry3976 Рік тому +1

      People who can't handle it also should not raise their hand And volunteer

  • @jinx3176
    @jinx3176 6 років тому +479

    "Now back to our regularly scheduled ignorance."
    I'm stealing this

    • @JudoJohnny
      @JudoJohnny 6 років тому +1

      Its been said before this

  • @Alientcp
    @Alientcp 4 роки тому +501

    I have a friend that has 11 brothers, and 1 sister, so they are 13 in total.
    Props to the father though. Every single one of them completed university and the father provided and payed all himself.

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 4 роки тому +51

      @@richardfox3924 are you alright, my guy

    • @hectora7479
      @hectora7479 4 роки тому +48

      I’m one of 10 myself, all of us going to school, everything between community college, State, MIT and Yale. As long as you can feed em I guess, but interesting enough most of us don’t intend on having any children.

    • @xraydoge5430
      @xraydoge5430 4 роки тому +28

      I'm a child of 9. We were broke. Just saying

    • @roverr8481
      @roverr8481 4 роки тому +4

      ok so he's rich?

    • @Alientcp
      @Alientcp 4 роки тому +10

      @@roverr8481 Not at all.I may have forgot to mention that Im not northamerican, college is cheaper in my country in comparison, but it isnt cheap at all. 1 semester is roughly equal to half a year of minimal wage.
      The dad obviously didnt have minimal wage, but he wasnt rich.

  • @lathryx
    @lathryx 4 роки тому +334

    _“Just because you disagree with someone, doesn’t mean they’re a bad person.”_ - Steve Hofstetter
    This has to be one of my most favorite quotes now!

    • @jamespope7669
      @jamespope7669 4 роки тому +1

      People are being criticized and punished for disagreeing and an argument is only an exchange of words.

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah except the entire world thinks the exact opposite. And people wonder why I want out of life.

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 3 роки тому +3

      @THE KAREN of Karens Shut up and keep your religious crap to yourself please. You do you, but stop shoving it down other people's throats, I left a comment yesterday, you piss me off. You worship a god who gives cancer to children, like I said, you do you, keep it to yourself though. It has no place in the comments. Go to church if you wanna talk about it. You know, with people who give a shit about that shit

  • @DogMan077
    @DogMan077 4 роки тому +778

    "Youre not even funny"-bruh you bought tickets

    • @artmills7957
      @artmills7957 4 роки тому +12

      "Youre not even funny" Steve to heckler "You are, and I appreciate the help but I do a solo."

    • @oblivion6133
      @oblivion6133 4 роки тому +1

      SkeletorRises Yup, and if humor isn’t offensive in a way you are left with a shriveled up husk of poop jokes

    • @mikemgmail
      @mikemgmail 4 роки тому +1

      Well, at least by what he showed here, that particular joke wasn't that funny. Insightful, yes, but not very funny. Sort of like George Carlin in his grouchy, old man years.

    • @jakket999
      @jakket999 4 роки тому

      @KNU: Kaiju Nerd United lmao all her 19 kids

    •  4 роки тому

      He's not funny from a broad who thinks she's a great catch. The math is right...if you're a slat of mildew.

  • @KB-wd8eh
    @KB-wd8eh 5 років тому +335

    "when KFC can't feed your family" 😂
    That line had me choking on my water

  • @Rustygiffin
    @Rustygiffin 3 роки тому +528

    The Karen made his bit that much funnier, she was supporting his comedy act and didnt even realize it.

    • @chadbennett7873
      @chadbennett7873 3 роки тому +13

      I used to go to the Comedy Store in Hollywood on Sunday nights to watch Sam Kinison try out new material. The funniest night of my life was when a heckler in the crowd decided to try Sam. I was on the floor in a fetal position trying to get air into my lungs from laughing. I saw a documentary on Kinison where Dennis Miller (i believe) was talking about a night where Sam went off - he said that he knew he would never laugh that hard again during his life. From the description, he was talking about the night I'm talking about. A brilliant comedian will not have the heckler removed, that person will become the center of the comedy, without even realizing it and will eventually pass out from alcohol or shut up because they're getting the worst of it. I've never seen it pay to be a heckler.

    • @chadbennett7873
      @chadbennett7873 3 роки тому +8

      @@dootdoot94xo44 It's the little things in life that makes us laugh. My story was about completely unprepared material and your was about poop. Doesn't get more basic than that - cute story. Thanks for sharing.

    • @halcyonzenith4411
      @halcyonzenith4411 2 роки тому +1

      The redeeming virtue of Karens, free live entertainment

  • @robertorivera8362
    @robertorivera8362 8 місяців тому +9

    she was in the wrong building. I'm glad someone told her to sit down.😂

  • @Cookster232
    @Cookster232 6 років тому +488

    Its amazing that anyone would disagree with the concept of living within your means.

    • @Azby64
      @Azby64 6 років тому +14

      Blows my mind every time.

    • @bingbongabinga2954
      @bingbongabinga2954 6 років тому +15

      Living within other's means is a national pastime.

    • @dagnabbit6187
      @dagnabbit6187 6 років тому +5

      Adam Cook Irresponsible incontinent breeding, it is one of the tenets of the Catholic and Mormon Churches ! AND those DRs who created the Octomom ought to have their licenses revoked and it would happen in a world that operated on logic. !

    • @Cookster232
      @Cookster232 6 років тому +5

      @@dagnabbit6187 As a Mormon, I disagree completely with you. While we do tend to raise large families we are also taught to live within our means on a regular basis during church meeting. When we do struggle with money, we are taught to first rely on family for assistance. If we do receive welfare from the church, it comes at a cost, typically a member has to sacrifice luxuries like cable or internet, cut their own excessive expenditures, before welfare from the church is received. Just because a religion is focused on families and raising large ones, does not mean their being negligent of the responsibilities that come with it. Good strong families is the backbone of creating strong and productive communities. We would be far better off as a society if everyone came from large responsible families than the current single parent households.

    • @dagnabbit6187
      @dagnabbit6187 6 років тому +2

      @@Cookster232 I expected my comic comments to get some LOLs but I get one from a Mormon.. I wonder if I failed as a YOUTube comment comic

  • @NuncNuncNuncNunc
    @NuncNuncNuncNunc 4 роки тому +186

    "This ninth kid eats alot" -- nearly spit on my laptop.

  • @philomiles9404
    @philomiles9404 4 роки тому +558

    “Well I’m married so both of them”
    “This was filmed before my divorce”

    • @elpadrino402
      @elpadrino402 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 роки тому +1

      The rest is history

    • @thecaptainsnark
      @thecaptainsnark 4 роки тому +3

      Did you miss the rest of the joke? He literally finishes by cruising in a 180 direction from the lowest hanging fruit on the funny sexist joke tree. I started to inwardly brace for the impact of him making this joke but he's thankfully not that Straight.

    • @Jetdot37
      @Jetdot37 4 роки тому +5

      I don’t see any correlation? ;)

    • @ranwolf76
      @ranwolf76 3 роки тому +2

      coincidence?

  • @laurayoung8001
    @laurayoung8001 Рік тому +34

    My sister had four kids. When she told our grandparents, grandma said.
    " why can't Russle leave her along. " God bless grandma. She was born 1919.

  • @louisgray6350
    @louisgray6350 4 роки тому +1277

    "My shows only done by white guys" 3:55
    Guy in audience: "WOOOOOOO!!"

  • @tinaspringer651
    @tinaspringer651 6 років тому +962

    Gets offended and doesn't find him funny but not only goes to see him but goes to see him a second time to complain. Wow you gotta be a special kind pathetic

    • @redfoxtheundead5852
      @redfoxtheundead5852 6 років тому +33

      Fuck it, he got paid. Once for the ticket she bought, twice when she gave him a video

    • @redfoxtheundead5852
      @redfoxtheundead5852 6 років тому +6

      He can monetize this video and get paid through ad sense and probably another way I don't know about.

    • @Darktotaled
      @Darktotaled 6 років тому +13

      @timwins31 provide proof please.

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 6 років тому +23

      @timwins31 Googled it, nothing showed up. Provide proof dickhead.

    • @Vesu16
      @Vesu16 6 років тому +19

      @timwins31 funny how they always say stupid shit like this then dont back it up

  • @stevenlaxton3618
    @stevenlaxton3618 5 років тому +647

    I love the "You're not that funny" coming from a chick that can't understand the joke to the point she doesn't even understand how to argue against the joke

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 5 років тому +11

      Comedy is a function of intelligence.
      As is the ability to pose an legitimate opposing viewpoint.
      As Bill Engvall would have said to her..."Here's your sign!..."

    • @tammydasti-fisher4593
      @tammydasti-fisher4593 5 років тому +12

      "You're not that funny" and yet you paid money to go see the "not funny" guy! Go figure!

    • @tammydasti-fisher4593
      @tammydasti-fisher4593 5 років тому +2

      @@richsackett3423 You may be right, but I'd have to be 3 sheets to the wind to say it out loud like that!

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому +2

      Steven Laxton thick as pig shit & able to reproduce = 19 kids
      SIMPLES 🥴

    • @she_wench9856
      @she_wench9856 5 років тому

      Steven Laxton Imagine if you were present at that comedy club during that interaction, stood up and said that?
      Out loud, in the real world.
      What response do you think you might have gotten? 462 people could try and/perhaps need to think about this.

  • @SvenskSork
    @SvenskSork Рік тому +22

    this shitt was the bomb ^^ !! My great grandfather and grandmother had 16 kids and they all where fishing, foraging, hunting and worked so they never needed any help but I swear they would totally laugh at all these jokes and actually agree that its weird and crazy to have that many 🤣

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh Рік тому +4

      Having a lot of kids probably works really well if you live out in the countryside. Nature provides what the dirty city cannot!

    • @gothicpixelchick
      @gothicpixelchick Рік тому +1

      ​@@UhtredOfBamburghtrue. I'd honestly believe a person used to living in the country is a lot more experienced and well equipped for the chaos

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh Рік тому

      @@gothicpixelchick people in the middle of the city are honestly just beaten down and tolerate a lot more bad behaviour because its futile to try to fix anything. I live in both worlds and attitudes downtown are abysmal and the people are weak minded. So I disagree that people ever really become immune or smarter because of chaos. Bad things are the wrong kind of experience

  • @enigma1863
    @enigma1863 5 років тому +251

    Having kids “isn’t a crime” ...
    And comedians telling jokes aren’t arresting anyone.

    • @tridecalogism935
      @tridecalogism935 4 роки тому +2

      Like, "is this slope slippery enough?"

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 4 роки тому +1

      Yet comedians do get arrested for words in the UK

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 роки тому

      @@dallymoo7816 Citation needed?

  • @PatrickHutton
    @PatrickHutton 5 років тому +144

    I once went to a comedy club got drunk and heckled the comedian. He ripped me apart but I was too drunk to realise or get offended.
    Moral of the storey don't heckle comedians, or if you do, make sure you're so high or drunk that you don't realise you're being ripped apart.

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 5 років тому +7

      Patrick Hutton I would be sitting there fangirling like yes yes embarrass me I love it hahahahaha

    • @dilloncuffaro436
      @dilloncuffaro436 5 років тому +10

      I am slightly ashamed to say I'd consider heckling my favorite comedians just to get torn apart by them. Some of the funniest stuff they say is on the spot. I'd sacrifice a little self respect and embarrassment for a good laugh every once in a while.

    • @HairJordan
      @HairJordan 4 роки тому

      Dillon Cuffaro that’s the spirit

  • @AHSears
    @AHSears 4 роки тому +746

    WTheck does having 19 children have to do with diversity? When two people have 19 children, that's like the opposite of diversity.

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 роки тому +11

      Well, that's relative.

    • @reaperrt1019
      @reaperrt1019 4 роки тому +26

      Unless you have many partners of every race.

    • @AHSears
      @AHSears 4 роки тому +28

      @@reaperrt1019 LOL Reaper, I said 2 people, not 20 people.

    • @JH-qy7zw
      @JH-qy7zw 4 роки тому +77

      she used "diversity" so she could cloak herself in moral superiority

    • @AHSears
      @AHSears 4 роки тому +11

      @@JH-qy7zw LOL Don't they all?

  • @ronaldwheeler4601
    @ronaldwheeler4601 2 роки тому +3

    mate you are so bang on, i have watched this at least 10 time and i am laughing my ass off, good on you for the open and honest comedy.

  • @haaken-hj2gh
    @haaken-hj2gh 4 роки тому +236

    Why do these miserable people go to comedy clubs. Just stay home and stew about life. This dude is funny, never heard of him

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 4 роки тому +4

      Because people want attention.

    • @youngt-roy8211
      @youngt-roy8211 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, like people pay for the tickets and just ruin everyone else’s experience. It’s just annoying

    • @jessicawillmore4508
      @jessicawillmore4508 4 роки тому

      Yeah if you don’t like his jokes then don’t go see him

    • @Kurt77777
      @Kurt77777 4 роки тому

      @@jessicawillmore4508
      How are you going to know his material unless you go and see him? He is an unknown. No one had ever heard of him. He will never make it big. He will only play to tiny audiences because he really isn't that funny.

  • @giovanni4470
    @giovanni4470 4 роки тому +317

    i hate when people cant take jokes that apply to themselves. Yeah they can laugh all they want at other peoples problems but whenever the joke is about them they get all butthurt.

    • @hpowen88
      @hpowen88 4 роки тому +15

      At the very least, if you dont like a joke, just move past it and enjoy the rest of the show.

    • @becky0017
      @becky0017 4 роки тому +3

      It sucks that this is wt some people are like now, u can't say anything without people being so offended by shit that aren't even offensive.

    • @chancerybunch4757
      @chancerybunch4757 4 роки тому +1

      I was a big fan of ben Elton back in the day. a very far left winger but very funny. I didn't heckle his leftie stuff but enjoyed the whole show as he wanted to entertain his whole audience

    • @cyrilpeter1958
      @cyrilpeter1958 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe If She Got Butthurt, She Wouldn't Have Had So Many Kids.

    • @kathyhansen2820
      @kathyhansen2820 4 роки тому +2

      Those would be called narcissists....very big egos generally with very little to back those big egos up with.

  • @alexy6686
    @alexy6686 5 років тому +437

    “You’re not that funny”
    I wonder why you’re at a comedy show, miss

    • @Gryphyn3
      @Gryphyn3 5 років тому +4

      Comedians are hit or miss. Many like this comedian in the video think they are virtuous and righteous, when they are really not that funny.

    • @Daftboy89
      @Daftboy89 5 років тому +13

      and its always the females that are triggered 🤔 😂

    • @NeoGee
      @NeoGee 5 років тому +4

      Your opinion doesn't matter now, you've already paid at the door.

    • @KaizerMan
      @KaizerMan 5 років тому +1

      @@Daftboy89 You're getting thumbsed up because most of the viewership of politically incorrect comedians tends to consist of more males than females and because the crossover of SJWs and feminists makes people more willing to scapegoat this as being solely women who take offence to comedy.
      but believe me it's not always the females that are triggered. i can remember a man interrupting Joan Rivers because she told a joke about deaf people and his son was deaf or some shit, but he got silenced real quick.

    • @TheJanitorIsIn
      @TheJanitorIsIn 5 років тому

      Because she's the joke

  • @TexasTexas-d9g
    @TexasTexas-d9g Рік тому +2

    😂😂he just described my Brothers situation with 19 kids 😂😂😂

  • @mayonnaisepsychology1014
    @mayonnaisepsychology1014 4 роки тому +770

    “You’re not that funny!”
    Lady you probably think that Jimmy Fallon is the greatest comedian of all time

    • @braaimanook
      @braaimanook 4 роки тому +30

      Well you paid to see me, so who's the dummy?

    • @princeofallnegros4035
      @princeofallnegros4035 4 роки тому +5

      Jim is actually not trying to BE funny as much as his just trying to get Truth out in a way people laugh yet get the point.

    • @mayonnaisepsychology1014
      @mayonnaisepsychology1014 4 роки тому +2

      Prince of all Negros I mean you do have a point there. He may not be that funny but he does get the truth out.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 роки тому +3

      @@princeofallnegros4035 you mean Jimmy "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA" Fallon?

    • @michaelmixedandmagnificent9103
      @michaelmixedandmagnificent9103 4 роки тому +8

      @@princeofallnegros4035 Jimmy Fallen wouldn't know the truth if it were shat down his throat.

  • @rholdnr
    @rholdnr 4 роки тому +379

    I'd like to point out using the term "diversity" has literally NOTHING to do with ONE FAMILY having TONS OF CHILDREN.
    That's not what that word means, lady.

    • @RannonSi
      @RannonSi 4 роки тому +4

      Actually, it kind of can.

    • @rholdnr
      @rholdnr 4 роки тому +17

      @@RannonSi actually it doesn't, at all. It may lead to it eventually, but from one family unit, there is no diversity. Genetics don't care about your uninformed opinion.

    • @gforceforever
      @gforceforever 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing, so am happy to see that someone else caught it.

    • @omairagarcia1293
      @omairagarcia1293 4 роки тому +3

      you talk like she can afford a computer to see these comments

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 4 роки тому +5

      Diversity isn’t only a race thing it can be used to show a range of a description like size of a family.

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 4 роки тому +795

    "Do you believe in diversity?"
    "What like having a diverse collection of children"
    "Lady children aren't Pokemon, you're not supposed to birth them all."

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +37

      If she wants diversity, she should fuck every guy she meets.

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 4 роки тому +30

      @@mikitz Something the incel community would support...

    • @asherc.3742
      @asherc.3742 4 роки тому +10

      @@Draber2b LMAOOOO

    • @joekerr971
      @joekerr971 4 роки тому +11

      @@mikitz she should fuck one guy from every country

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +7

      @@joekerr971 Come to think of it, the next time I go abroad, I really do wish there would be more women like that. Would feel welcoming.

  • @maureentheresa4984
    @maureentheresa4984 Рік тому +6

    I love that “were you offended by order stuff or just what pertained to you?”Lol

  • @DFullerLisa
    @DFullerLisa 2 роки тому +319

    19 kids he's absolutely right. They are living off the community and the sad part is the older children are raising the younger ones. You're not emotionally equipped to raise 19. They cover a lot of this in super nanny. One of the older kids was having severe anxiety attacks because he had to do so much.

    • @GORILLABREATH1
      @GORILLABREATH1 Рік тому +1

      how many baby daddies are we talking about !

    • @bullet5596
      @bullet5596 Рік тому

      The one kid was raping his sisters

    • @truefanforum3273
      @truefanforum3273 Рік тому +7

      @@GORILLABREATH1 I know the show he was talking about and there was only one baby daddy. It was a married couple who thought it was a good idea to have 19 kids. Just look up the Duggers.

    • @chickenfarmer209
      @chickenfarmer209 Рік тому +1

      they weren't though. They had money. you may be thinking of the octomom-

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a Рік тому

      Like, I would get it if these parents lived in a farm or something, because when you're living in a farm, you need arms. But in capitalism it really isn't a good idea to have 19 kids. 21 mouths to feed, and only two of them at most can get the money. Like, it's one thing to say "poor people shouldn't breed" (which is a pretty horrible thing to say imo), but it's another to say "if you're broke because you had 19 kids, you probably fucked up"

  • @outfield243
    @outfield243 7 років тому +527

    Don't go to a comedy show if you are sensitive. It's comment sense

    • @arthurazs
      @arthurazs 7 років тому +57

      Hahahaha I like your common

    • @davesnothere2782
      @davesnothere2782 7 років тому +2

      thats whats wrong with society today: lack of common sense.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 7 років тому

      Outfield 243 Don’t write comments if you can’t spell. It’s COMMON sense.

    • @outfield243
      @outfield243 7 років тому +9

      g0tst1ngs not gonna lie, you got me there.

    • @ProHunter_invencivel1
      @ProHunter_invencivel1 6 років тому +2

      g0tst1ngs maybe the guy is being sarcastic. Or his intelligence allowed him to come up with a creative way to connect comment and common here on youtube? If a music said it you would of said "genius" but a guy you dont know said it on youtube and he is a "moron".

  • @gregh7400
    @gregh7400 5 років тому +296

    I never understood people who go to comedy clubs and then are offended by the comedian performing. Everyone with a brain knows that comedians push the limits when they perform, so if you are easily offended, perhaps you should stay home so you won't get your precious feelings hurt.

    • @weatherchaser1166
      @weatherchaser1166 5 років тому +7

      Something he's covered in his act before is when people come to his show and have no idea what his show consists of. Then they act surprised with the content

    • @ashmonkey2572
      @ashmonkey2572 5 років тому +5

      if i ever was offended during a comedy bit i would ask myself: " what´s wrong with me today, why can´t i laugh about myself?"

    • @smartymcfly3957
      @smartymcfly3957 5 років тому +1

      Probably no1 wanted to babysit her 19 kids so she just left the oldest one in charge.

    • @myopinion9210
      @myopinion9210 5 років тому +1

      Greg H
      Those people are just dillusional attention seekers.

    • @jay56wilcox
      @jay56wilcox 5 років тому

      Hello,
      So True. Stay Away. Others pay good money for Laughter.
      Hopefully it was looking over it's shoulder all the way to the Parking Lot.

  • @sukijay4990
    @sukijay4990 Рік тому +4

    That was so entertaining. I wish I could think that quickly and that wittily in response to people when they say dumb things.

  • @shanwood4215
    @shanwood4215 6 років тому +1600

    THE MORAL of this story is....don't heckle Steve Hofstetter unless you enjoy getting publicly skewered.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 6 років тому +4

      Masochists enjoy it I bet

    • @GirlGamer867
      @GirlGamer867 6 років тому +12

      Ken Harris actually they aren't. He has several full one hour shows on here to watch for free. Watch those. No hecklers.

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 6 років тому +7

      Bill Burr also is amazing at this lol

    • @raymondo162
      @raymondo162 6 років тому

      Actually I'd literally nail his stoopid head to the coffee table, metaphorically speaking

    • @GirlGamer867
      @GirlGamer867 6 років тому +5

      Ken Harris not of his responses are prepared. He's just good at thinking on his feet.

  • @yourredcomrade717
    @yourredcomrade717 5 років тому +1991

    ten bucks says that offended woman is named "karen" and her favorite phrase is "i need to speak to your manager"

    • @luckyyu2004
      @luckyyu2004 5 років тому +28

      Cant wait when she storms Area 51.

    • @connorshira6549
      @connorshira6549 5 років тому +18

      Shouting her mighty battle cry

    • @V_Bruce
      @V_Bruce 5 років тому +1

      🔥

    • @GiancarloXmusic
      @GiancarloXmusic 5 років тому +6

      Actually she sounds more of a Siobhan lmao

    • @commentsforthealgorithm
      @commentsforthealgorithm 5 років тому +9

      @@luckyyu2004 yeah, she comes with her own squad of Kyles and mini Karens

  • @kreigthepsycho
    @kreigthepsycho 6 років тому +505

    He basically explained the plot of "idiocracy"

    • @heavyshark7386
      @heavyshark7386 6 років тому +7

      Electrolytes are what plants crave!

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 6 років тому

      @@heavyshark7386 thank you!

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 6 років тому

      She basically lives it.

    • @Erik_C_251
      @Erik_C_251 6 років тому

      Everybody invest in Brawndo. It’s the future. It’s got electrolytes.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 6 років тому

      It's called, "stealing a bit"

  • @woodyjonz
    @woodyjonz 2 місяці тому

    I LOVE that you dont allow the heckler to change your character. THAT HAS TO be the hardest part of stand up. You are very funny.

  • @mamakitty6549
    @mamakitty6549 3 роки тому +1902

    As an oldest child in a family with 9 kids, I absolutely resent my parents for having kids they couldn't afford or look after. We looked forward to welfare food boxes every week and lived off very basic food like noodles. Having to walk the groceries home with mum from a far distance. It might not be a crime to have lots of kids but you're bloody selfish if you do, in my opinion. I never had a childhood and was mum up until I had to cut my siblings off just to have my own life. I had to leave school early to get a job at 15 during school hours to help feed everyone, and I shared a bed with two other kids till I was 16. It's just not fair to have kids you can't afford, whether that be 2 or 20.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 роки тому +47

      Question- which of your siblings do you wish were never born?

    • @mamakitty6549
      @mamakitty6549 3 роки тому +221

      @@scottydu81 Me and everyone after. My mother was 15 when she started and she didn't know what she was doing. she says she was born to be a mother but only really liked the first two years of a babies life. Didn't help my father was the absolute worst. In saying that, I find it rare to come across an elder child of a very large family not to feel the same as me

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 роки тому +14

      @@mamakitty6549 Awful convenient for you to set the cutoff right after you were born… do your younger siblings know you feel this way about them?

    • @mamakitty6549
      @mamakitty6549 3 роки тому +278

      @@scottydu81 No. I said I wish I wasn't born because my parents were and are terrible people who shouldn't have had children. And my siblings and I all feel the same way because we were all had different levels of trauma related to being born into a terrible situation. Nice try trying to make me feel bad for the way I and many others feel about it though, I don't.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 роки тому +25

      @@mamakitty6549 Well, I’m glad you were born

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 3 роки тому +589

    I cannot understand the mindset of someone who comes to a comedy show, who knows they are easily upset/offended. Baffling.

    • @wetalkinb0utpractice
      @wetalkinb0utpractice 3 роки тому

      They deserve cancer.

    • @andrewdieu1288
      @andrewdieu1288 3 роки тому +1

      @@wetalkinb0utpractice Hey man, you’re offending me a lot right now. Even Cancer doesn’t deserve to live in a human being like that

    • @allan4210
      @allan4210 2 роки тому +9

      Thats just it. They don't know.

    • @jhibbitt2896
      @jhibbitt2896 2 роки тому +19

      they want attention. hecklers like the sound of their own voices

    • @Faceplantfloor
      @Faceplantfloor 2 роки тому +12

      I'm pretty sure those people are just constantly upset and offended everywhere they go, and tons of people are like that. It's actually pretty normal.

  • @syndillucian
    @syndillucian Рік тому +3

    Be safe out there and keep up the hilarious comedy that keeps me in stiches.

  • @redgey5163
    @redgey5163 6 років тому +1461

    Ah shit. She was Irish. Sorry. We're usually quite nice.

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 6 років тому +55

      I'm part Irish too. Let's go for a pint

    • @catto6028
      @catto6028 6 років тому +9

      @@HybridSpektar Same.

    • @darrylbradshaw216
      @darrylbradshaw216 6 років тому +41

      Lot of Irish around, big families?

    • @zacharymurphy4336
      @zacharymurphy4336 5 років тому +10

      Darryl Bradshaw
      We’re everywhere,
      Hell I went to high school with at least 200 different Irish people in my class of 400

    • @jenster29
      @jenster29 5 років тому +12

      @@darrylbradshaw216 I have 45 first cousins... Just on my dad's side 😂

  • @retiaryworm4714
    @retiaryworm4714 6 років тому +281

    She sounds like a South Park character

    • @Vextrous41
      @Vextrous41 6 років тому +8

      RetiaryWorm471 feckin asshul teckin uor jabs

    • @chibisingh2726
      @chibisingh2726 6 років тому +2

      Kyles mom

  • @Reallytallsocks
    @Reallytallsocks 4 роки тому +249

    "You're not that funny. You're not that funny"
    Well Ma'am, it's a good thing my tickets are non refundable.

  • @dieseljester
    @dieseljester Рік тому +1

    "Were you offended by the whole thing or just the part that applied to you?" 🤣😂🤣😂💀

  • @bucketsAMF
    @bucketsAMF 7 років тому +463

    I don't understand why people like her go to comedy shows... she clearly has no sense of humor.

    • @stevehofstetter
      @stevehofstetter  7 років тому +90

      BucketsAMF I find that the people with the worst sense of humor usually think that they have a wonderful sense of humor. It’s similar to how a dumb person can be extremely sure that they are right

    • @Reyn_Roadstorm
      @Reyn_Roadstorm 7 років тому +21

      The Dunning-Kruger effect, only for humor. You could call it the Dunning-Kruger-Hofstetter effect.

    • @thebonesaw..4634
      @thebonesaw..4634 7 років тому +24

      Everything is offensive to somebody. And she was more than likely laughing her ass off... until this particular joke hit too close to home. But, she forgot that one of the most important qualities you can have, is the ability to laugh at yourself. If you can do that... you life will be a lot more fun (for you, and everyone around you).

    • @Tomatohater64
      @Tomatohater64 7 років тому +2

      BucketsAMF You nailed it right there. She herself probably has at least 15 kids and is humiliated by what he said, and she should be.

    • @thebonesaw..4634
      @thebonesaw..4634 7 років тому +3

      Too be fair... if she has 15 kids and the means to care for them, good for her. She has nothing to be ashamed of and we all need to shut the fuck up. It's only if she has that many and has to beg the state for welfare relief (and the internet for donations)... THAT'S when we get to have an opinion about asking her to sew up her cootch or snip her husbands balls.

  • @L1Games
    @L1Games 5 років тому +209

    Steve! It's PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE to have 19 kids!
    ......If you make $2.5 million per year.

    • @SuperChad1313
      @SuperChad1313 5 років тому +9

      Nah....your DNA is not special. Stop degrading the genepool

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 5 років тому +3

      When people say what would you do if you get rich and I’m like have a bunch of kids lol but I’ll be fine with just one until that day comes lol

    • @danguee1
      @danguee1 5 років тому +2

      No - it's still not. The earth is beyond maximum sustainable population so stick to 2 or 3 max. If anything, your extra money is going to make you even less sustainable because of your greater resource use.

    • @TheMightyMormon
      @TheMightyMormon 5 років тому +10

      @@danguee1 Are you being sarcastic?

    • @MikeHawk-tj3dz
      @MikeHawk-tj3dz 5 років тому +1

      That's not even enough money though.

  • @TheEthiopian1987
    @TheEthiopian1987 7 років тому +83

    I agree with the idea of only having kids if you can financially support them.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 2 місяці тому

      These days very few can afford any.

  • @thechaun6631
    @thechaun6631 9 місяців тому +1

    6:30 those “You Knew!”’s were so genuine, they always make me burst out laughing

  • @Rubiksguy
    @Rubiksguy 6 років тому +388

    I would add that if you go into Costco, and their products don’t come in big enough bulk for your family, you have too many kids.

    • @Gardow
      @Gardow 6 років тому +14

      He actually has a joke sorta like that in the full bit, but about KFC buckets. Sounds like you have the proper frame of mind to dabble in good stand-up!

    • @babykangaroo199
      @babykangaroo199 6 років тому +1

      Nice one 10 out of 10

    • @muzicaempathica6479
      @muzicaempathica6479 6 років тому

      Rubiksguy •~😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
      Good one!!

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 6 років тому +1

      Yeah: how do you know you have too many kids? You buy a pallet of toilet paper from costco and it only lasts a week! lol

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +3

      If your house looks like a barracks and your dining room looks like a mess hall...
      You have too many kids.