Dan and Phil play CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SIMULATOR 2
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- Опубліковано 18 гру 2015
- We play what normal people are actually doing outside.. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
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DAN
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PHIL
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Merch: danandphilshop.com - Ігри
This week on sentences you never thought you'd hear: "There IS a child attached to my plunger!!!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 also, your profile pic speaks the truth
yep
+Fruity LilacGamer I think you mean do
literally the best comment of 2015 ngl
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT DANS SHIRT
BUT LOOK HOW CUTE PHIL LOOKS TOO AWH
YEAH WTF IS UP WITH THAT!
smol bean
It matches his eyes!!!#
+Jess Jones YESS
HE LOOKS GORGEOUS
Dan: YOU JUST KICKED SANTA!
Phil: IM SORRY!!!
*continues to kick santa*
Me when I need to socialize
Me: ESC ESC ESC ESC
"Hello Laura. Goodbye Laura."
Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE GONE BACK AND WATCHED THE SAME 7 SECOND CLIP.
Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse I can tell you are 10000000% fan girl. BY YOUR YT NAME
Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse I lose my shit every time because my name is Laura, do you feel my pain
Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse
"You like that Katie?"
I have laughed at that SO many times!!!
"A ginger child lets get one of those on our tree"
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
but you're hagrid
Your profile pic makes this comment 1000 times better
+Emily Struthers sAME
+Emily Struthers haha, but imagine Hagrid as an x-mas tree decoration XD
OMG CAN I COME? NATURAL GINGER HERE!!
"Is there a child attached to my plunger?" - Phil 2k15
Camille L. I love that 6 people liked it without noticing it says 2k15 instead of 2k16.
Aleksandra Sajewicz no it was said in 2k15
“THERE IS A CHILD ON MY PLUNGER!!”
Yeah he wouldn't be good as a babysitter lol
When I first saw this video got posted, it took me a little while to actually get to it because it wasn't a game I was familiar with, but it's now one of my favorite videos they've done. The messed up physics are just too funny. Dat escalator tho.
Also, the moment that kills me every time:
"Hello Laura."......... "Goodbye Laura."
Kristen BOOKS 12:13
Don't forget about "There's a child attached to my plunger." xD
My personal favorite is " Hey lady, interested in some YOGA!"
as much as I love every video of theirs, this is still my all time favorite
Kristen BOOKS took me a while to get to it since I don't celebrate holdicays and don't care to watch such related things, but honestly it's not really *that* holiday themed and it's hilarious.
guys
he makes the jokes
he sleeps till noon
and now
he bought the hawaiian shirt
*dan is becoming a fucking dad*
+glamourgirl22
I support 100% dan becoming a dad
is it their way of getting ready to tell us something
hahahaha jk
i know he's my dad lol
Daddy
+Matti N. one could only hope
petition for dan and phil to play any game, but really drunk
that would be hilarious, please omg
Omg we wish
+Cande Rivero I VOTE YES
They make such adorable faces when they're drunk.
Yesssssss
You can't hide the voice crack at 5:34 I'm sorry dan
Adam Harrison omg that is hilariously
Puberty
d00wN with the memes
i just did a friggin phil laugh where my tongue goes between my teeth. what has happened to me 🤣
d~~œôöŌwn with the memes
"The Gingers are multiplying"
(Thinks Harry Potter)
"Ugh another Weasley I know just what to do with you"
(Kicks child)
NUUUUUU
my dad just said "oh, that's Mark and Phil". Well done. You tried, Dad. You tried.
your dads a legend xD
Rosie Cooper at least ur dad cares mine just goes ur watching those 2 idiots again
Rosie Cooper my mom keeps calling them Jack and Dil or Drake and Josh lol
Rosie Cooper mine says Sam and phil
Rosie Cooper my my always called them phil and Dan but she try's so hard to get it in the correct order but she never can and she will also call tabinof amazing flame book or something like that 😂😂
"Is there a child attached to my plunger?"
And other sentences Phil has said
c3rysL "It's a bondage crocodile"
AwkwardAntiBean 😂😂😂😂😂
Only in a dan and phil video
5:32 "these programmers are dOwN with the memes!" (voice crackkk)
Dan panicking about stealing a wii u and then immediately kicking an old lady into oblivion will never not be funny
your fave is problematic: dan howell not knowing the difference between a poptart and an ice cream sandwich
Yeah, Phil should have let Dan do the research, and research LOADSSSSS about the difference between pop tarts and ice cream sandwiches 😂😂😂
Little Universe phil called it toast at one point smh
+Gina Evans 😂😂😂
i have never laughed soo hard at a video in my lifeee
LEO VALDEZ?!
Phil: Hello laura
*Kicks her halfway around the world*
phil: Goodbye laura
XD
i found that extra funny since my name is laura 😂
Am I the only one that just noticed when Phil said “where’s the cry” when talking about game controls
He said that just as I read this comment!
I love your profile picture! Memento mori
@@abbydoessomething6604unus annus
Am I the only one who played the voice crack at 5:33 at least 20 times?
Leah Carty Meeee ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋
Leah Carty MEEEEEEEEE
Leah Carty HAI LEAH
Leah Carty IK YOU
yeah i put it on snapchat lol
I don't know what the fuck Dan's shirt is but I approve so hard
Same 😂
I know right I was looking for a comment about Dan's shirt
+The Pirate's Swan yeah same
It's Santa in Hawaii how the fuck do you not understand
His past life Seal would prolly give it his own Seal of approval
Now that schools out I can fully immerse myself in their videos
Truly blessed
Same
Omg I love your vids
yessss 👍
+Basking In The Ambiance my last day is wednesday ;u;
this and who’s your daddy are the funniest videos in the entire history of this channel
I am actually dying of laughter???
HELP IM CRYING
Rashi Thakur I don't even know why i find this so funny 😂
Rashi Thakur Don't cry, craft!
shit this was like the who's your daddy thing I WAS WHEEZING I CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE
Pfp buddies :D
I was nOT READY FOR SUDDEN FETUS DAN
ikr
Wait what where
+Harkiran Kang At 6:19 there was an old picture of Dan, with Phil in the background doing his weird hand thing.
Charlotte Hildebrandt oh ok thanks!
Same plus 69 likes
Dan: well now he's twerking
Phil: definitely you
DEADDDDD I CAN SEE HIM DOING THAT HAHAH 3:11
This is probably one of my favorite Dan and Phil gaming videos. I keep watching it.
They should play this again
"a ginger child"
***thinks of fetus Phil***
me: "isnt it ironic, donthcha think?"
Morgan Johnson a little toooooooooooooooo ironic
Dan: "a ginger child. Let's get one of those on our tree"
Me: "I'm ginger, I'll be on your tree. Please put me on your Christmas tree"
A free ride when you've already pated
its like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnn
Morgan Johnson lol
So accurate to actual Christmas shopping. I'm not even joking it's just "What's going on?! Things are flying away! Is that person topless?! I don't know anymore! Just get to the toy section!"
Davelyn so when you go shopping you get children attached to plungers on a rope
Daisy do you not?
Dan and phil when they get out of their flat
Dan: "There is an actual world outside!!"
Phil: "what is this universe?!"
" There is a child attached to my plunger!" Phil Lester 2015
This is more of a simulation of the Barnes & Nobles in LA where I met Tyler Oakley. I'm having flashbacks. I almost fell off the third story of Barnes & Nobles and the escalators in this game literally represented the escalators at Barnes & Nobles that day. It was hell. I never left my house again.
I was there. It was insane.
+hi im hailee i met dan and phil at the same barnes & noble i get you
Louisiana or Los Angeles?
I mean Los Angeles and I'm assuming Hailee did too. For one, Dan and Phil have never been to Louisiana. And two, the Barnes & Noble at the Grove (in West Hollywood) is where a ton of different book signings and events are held and since we have such a large population here, most of the events end up pretty crowded and a little chaotic.
+katie f She said Tyler Oakley though
We had to do a school play called "Surfing Santa" and the guy who played Santa started yelling at someone for saying his line and then he fell of the 4 foot tall stage
😂
We're u practicing cuz that would be REALLY embarrassing
VibrantChrome p
well that was wild from start to finish
I'M CACKLING
my comfort video
THERE IS A CHILD ATTACHED TO MY PLUNGER
yikes
dans voice cracks im alive
COLL
Oh hey
+colliscool COLL
Collleeeeeennnnnnnn
+colliscool ILY
5:35 voice crack my lord
dOuWn with the memes
+TheGirlGamer405 PUBERTY ALL OVER AGAIN
+TheGirlGamer405 he's still 12 it's ok
+T-rex And Cat xD
There where 69 likes... I made 70. You're welcome :D
This video is terribly underrated. It makes me laugh everytime and I regularly come back to watch it.
"Hey lady! Interested in some YOGA!" *Kicks and hit lady with ball* 😂😂😂😂😂💕
this is my new aesthetic
???
+Cherry Berry do you even meme m8
+Cherry Berry it is alright smol child
i think i grew abs i laughed so hard
same
The most exercise I've gotten all year
I think this is the funniest gaming channel video besides just dance
+Sophie Oril 😂😂😂😂
same
I can't believe this was uploaded a year ago. I swear, I remember seeing it in my subscriptions! The time goes by so fast. It's almost depressing.
Ciel Phantomhive irk it goes so fast
Same! And Phil is almost going to turn 30 in 30 MORE DAYS! I AM NOT PREPARED FOR HIM TO TURN INTO AN ADULT... NOOOOOO WHYYYY Someone hand me a box of papers to craft them then dry my eyes with them! *Dries tears* AH! PAPER CUT!
Sure is! 🙃
Its been years and Ive watched this countless times and still every time I lose it at THE BALLOONS FOUND ME
Anyone watching this hoping to get into the Christmas spirit because same
AnnaIsNotABanana i am lmao
AnnaIsNotABanana hiiii
Swee Dan and the Phil ippines
I am
I nEED CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, ITS A DAY AWAY HALP
J o h n l o c k L P S i help do you have Instagram?
"Hello Laura goodbye Laura"
My name is Laura
HeyitsLowri Same
Hello Laura!
HeyitsLowri goodbye laura
Hello Laura!
ive always wondered how it feels to know that your name is in a video
why has watching this each year become a christmas tradition for me
SAME
This video never fails to make me laugh out loud. It's my go to video when I'm feeling sad to cheer me up.
phil is looking extremely adorable, as always but WAit WhAt iS tHaT DAN THE FUCK IS THAT SHIRT
what a mess
+Mellaples Where the fuck where you all those weeks Mellaples?
Katrice jeez, give me a break
+Mellaples i agree. lol i actually hate dans t shirt
the famous lip bite shirt
IF YOU WANT DILMAS AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏
+Elina Kim CLAP CLAP
👏👏
👏👏
DAN LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD AS FUCK MY KNEES ARE WEAK
***** that 2!!
this was the first d&p video i've ever watched and i'm feeling so nostalgic, the day this way uploaded was the day i first started watching them and now i literally know everything there is too know about them, where as before i kept forgetting which one was dan and which one was phil lolzor ( not sry ) i literally can't believe this was it xD what a great first impression, well it still lured me in and now i'm obsessed af
Same omg wHaT
my first video was fnaf 1
YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEARING SOMETHING COLOURFUL DAN
the background is black tho...
+Vɨʋɨ Vɛʟѧsċօ but it has colours on it!!
+AshPlusWifi just what I thought
+AshPlusWifi truuu
Looking for this comment!! :D
You guys should play Yandere Simulator
+AnimeWonderland omfg nOPE
Yes. Like seriously they need to.
+Bibble Me Butera Yeees
+AnimeWonderland OMG YES
they need too
12:13 you won't regret clicing that lmao
"oh there's santa-
OHMYGODYOUJUSTKICKEDSANTA"
12:16 RIP Laura, gone but never forgotten. She was a good woman and had a nice short life. So long, and goodnight. Your memory will carry on.
you are possibly the most emo individual on the internet. I will greatfully give you the crown
Never forgetty rest in spaghetti
YOU. JUST. OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW!!!!
Thanks, it means a lot 😂
Thx m8. Really appreciate the concern. I will rip in piss for evermore.
2:20 Holy fuck, Dan actually said 'literally' like a normal person
GOOD JOB D-SLICE, WE'RE SO PROUD
I have started saying litralee because of Daniel.
oh my gawd we r so proud of u smol bean
+McFlurry AJ no...Phil is Smol bean
Maddie Morgan nononono dan is smol bean phil is smol ANGEL bean
oops...shit...sorry
9:45 look it's Yuri katsuki
CaN yoU fEel
mY HeaRt BeaT
Tired of feeling
Never enough
I close my eyes & tell myself that my dreams will come true
there'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself
you are unstoppable
Where your destiny lies dancing on my blades you set mY HEART ON FIRE-
it's been seven years and this is still one of the videos that makes me laugh the most.
same. it’s such a big comfort video for me lol
@@alexreid1173same
I'M WAITING FOR DILMAS!!!! (Who's with me?)
YAS
omg i totally forgot about that
YASSSSSS
+Madison Austin If they're doing the 5 Days like last year then I think it starts either tomorrow or Monday
ME
Wait wait wait...
DID DAN GET A HAIRCUT?
It seems... _Different_.
he didn't say anything in the liveshow with phil today but idk
i pretty sure he does look different
he said in his last live show he was gonna get one.
+Ciel Phantomhive Different is bad. *HISSSSSSS* CHANGE IT BACK. DIFFERENT IS BAD WHEN IT'S DAN'S HAIR. *Hisses and arches back like a cat, walking away backwards*
Cosmic Wolfehz its
ok calm down
good kitty
+Ciel Phantomhive He did mention it on his Younow a while back
dan: gets mad at phil for stealing sponges
also dan: steals a wii
This made me laugh so hard it hurt
IM STILL WAITING FOR DIL'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AJDJFHSKA IM SO EXCITED
christmas eve maybe omg
I know!!! I can't wait!!!!
George you're everywhere
I really hope they do. I've been waiting all year.
on the first day of Dilmas
Dan and Phil games gave to me...
"Hello Laura"
"Goodbye Laura"
That killed me XD
"HOLD SHIFT! HOLD SHIFT! HOLD SHIFT *to run!!!"
"I'M HOLDING CAPSLOCK!!"
The way I’m still watching this video and losing my shit laughing, just now I’m an adult eating dinner after getting home from work. Some things change, some things don’t. I’ll never not laugh at this one.
Hello Phil
...
Goodbye Phil
+Laura Sinclair same
+Laura Sinclair same
same
Lauras....ASSEMBLE!
awkward Lexi coming through don't mind me ladies
Please make a part 2😂 I have never laughed so hard in life!!!😂😂😭
Equine Louu me neither. This was so funny
Have you seen whos your daddy?
my stomach
IT HAS BEEN YEARS AND I STILL LAUGH AT THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
watching this every december has become a tradition at this point
it's 7:30 am and my mum's shouting at me to hurry up getting ready for school but who needs learning when you have dan and phil
Everyone that wants a decent career.
Sibby Rose shhhhhhhhh they were joking
Yeah it was a joke...
+yikes I was joking too damn. Jesuusss.. Shhh yourself
Same
5:33 NICE VOICE CRACK DANIEL
*danyul
sara schmidgall I was literally replaying that 500 times it was so funny, I forgot how funny this video actually was lmao
sara schmidgall it was a beautiful voice crack
sara schmidgall when puberty finally hits
all the phans are FLIPPING out phil touched dans face omg
eyuphemia time stamp?
But, why tho? Hm?
EmmaOfTheValley I NEed THe TImE StAMPp
WHeN?!?!?!?!?!?1?1!1?1!1!?1!1?1
3:01 phil touches his eyelashes
so looking forward to their festive videos this year
"There's a child attached to my plunger!"
Today on sentences you never thought you would ever hear:
+SimplyJames there's a plunger fic???
+SimplyJames NO. NO. BAD IDEA. THE CHAIR FIC WAS BAD ENOUGH
+Sophia Boyer send it to me.
Bahahaha ikr lololol
"Where's the cry?" I'm right here Phil
Phil: there's a child attached to my plunger
Me: wat...
now i'm curious if dan still has that shirt years later
"Take a minute to appreciate this Hawaiian Christmas shirt"
Oh yeah Dan we have, we've stared at it. Did you forget about the selfie you posted of it?
With the lip bite
That killed many many phangirls
I'm still recovering
tRUE
HmmMmMmmM g00d sHit
such an interesting comment.
dan can visually titillate me anytime... whatever the hell that means
***** oh! then he can definitely do that anytime!
+Clementine Krishan lmfao same
DON'T LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY
+Jessica O'Shea shit why would you say that you know I can't resist now.
Any one rewatching in 2020 waiting for them to post again??
Dan's shirt=Claifornia
ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
California
can confirm as a Californian
Nah
dan’s shirt > california
6:20 Phil with 6 fingers, he's an alien, confirmed.
DAN IS WEARING THE SHIRT HE WORE IN THE ICONIC INSTAGRAM PHOTO THAT KILLED THE WHOLE PHANDOM
+Sher Laik basically what the photo will forever be known by
what is it?
What photo?
Dan's instagram photo of him wearing the hawaiian christmas shirt
+Nonono are you even in the Phandom
watching this because life was better when this came out
Don’t mind me, just rewatching this in summer 2020
You know it's a good video when I physically cry watching it
Nice
i teared up at 15:50 bc he was just too cute to handle
+Sierrah Allegro same. There are literal tears
I related to this more than I should
I made the WORST decision of my life and watched this whilst in bed. long story short my phone has been taken off me
that voice crack at 5:34. Lil dan's going through puberty
+PhantasiaBean oh hello there :) fancy seeing you here
THE CHANGE
Bless this comment
he got too excited about the memes
Phil: "This lady wants some-"
Dan:"HELP."
XD I laughed so hard
"Where's the cry?"
Same
*You refresh UA-cam. There is a new video from DanAndPhilGAMES.
*Knowing that these two wonderful men may someday play Undertale fills you with determination.
you are amazing
I LOVE YOU
OH MY GOD GAMING REFERENCES EVERYWHERE 😲
+Kenzie McIntyre (Elise) SO TRUE
OMG YES THEY NEED TOO
who else thinks that Phil's eyes look so good in that shirt
Me
YASSSSSSSS
😕😃
Meeee :3
Meeee! :D
"An ant, a fly, and a poptart...."
Dan.. Thats not a poptart...
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
and again
I feel like they should play games from the douche bag series just so we can get part 2 of "DIE MALE BEAUTY STANDARDS!"
ms.marvelous 815 right
ms.marvelous 815 Douche bag series?
SilverSongMsp look it up on markiplier's channel
or jacksepticeye's channel
Yaasss they should
Phil: "We have the wreath..."
* dramatic zoom in on Dan's head *
😂😂😂
I think that someone should make the 'Dan and Phil outside simulation game' 😂😂 now that would be great 😂💕
I think that someone should make the 'Dan and Phil outside simulation game' 😂😂 now that would be great 😂💕
youtube recommend this video to me during the 2022 Christmas season😭I respect their decision, but this just remind me how much I miss Dan and Phil Games🥲
Sometimes when I'm sad I go back to this video
still come back to this video when im sad sometimes 😌