COME TO DADDY | Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator - Part 1

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  • Опубліковано 20 лип 2017
  • Find the Dad of your dreams in Dream Daddy, A Dad Dating Simulator! Which one will you choose?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @nhouse01
    @nhouse01 4 роки тому +5721

    2017: “I wish I could grow my hair that long!”
    2019: *Has a man bun*
    2017: “I would love a big Viking beard like that!”
    2019: *Full Gaelic Gladiator Beard*
    2017: “Oh I used to have those in my ears!”
    2019: *once again has those in his ears*
    Jack has become his own dream daddy??

    • @Sleepy_Sunshine
      @Sleepy_Sunshine 4 роки тому +126

      cat daddy you mean

    • @IsabellaC9
      @IsabellaC9 4 роки тому +82

      YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 4 роки тому +111

      Aside from the dad part yeah
      Oh wait nevermind he has BB. Cat dad. He's his own daddy °○°

    • @CeceSamara
      @CeceSamara 4 роки тому +11

      Natalee House 420th like whoop

    • @melissasparkles5209
      @melissasparkles5209 4 роки тому +6

      Cece Samara Oof I ruined the 420 😂 but how could I not like the comment tho xD

  • @victoriaburns4183
    @victoriaburns4183 7 років тому +8362

    He missed his opportunity to say "top of the morning to ya daddies"😂

  • @iwannaeatpls6123
    @iwannaeatpls6123 5 років тому +5277

    Can’t stop
    Won’t stop
    Seeing Jack
    In a crop top.

  • @insolencestar
    @insolencestar 5 років тому +6674

    can we get an amen for a straight guy being super comfortable in his sexuality and masculinity enough to not be at all bothered by wearing a croptop and going after some hawt dad's? 🌺
    edit - im talking about sean wearing a croptop in the video, not his dad character wearing a binder

  • @spicyspice8038
    @spicyspice8038 7 років тому +3039

    jack playing Dream Daddy while drinking whiskey and wearing a crop top advertising Dream Daddy is just something

    • @LiviBlu
      @LiviBlu 7 років тому +55

      It's something magical...

    • @brianguy1162
      @brianguy1162 7 років тому +9

      the girl with freckles oh my my name is Brian I'm securrd

    • @kaden3181
      @kaden3181 7 років тому

      Brian Guy11 hi

    • @craigsanders9268
      @craigsanders9268 7 років тому +18

      It's frikin beautiful

    • @JustHereForBeingHere
      @JustHereForBeingHere 7 років тому +3

      THANKS FOR SELLING OUT, JACK. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
      lol jk

  • @-artistsomething-5763
    @-artistsomething-5763 7 років тому +2233

    "no one's out daddying me!" Says Jack as he's sitting at a computer wearing a shirt that says Dream Daddy...

    • @liljeebus2762
      @liljeebus2762 7 років тому +8

      hey jack when you said your father and i at the beginning it meant that you were gay btw it gave you that choice so apparently now in that game ur a gay father lol wait are you gay in real life i cant tell neither can my gf not trying to be rude

    • @gamespace8191
      @gamespace8191 7 років тому +24

      crapyonease Ricks He's straight, and no matter what u turn out to be gay in the game. It's a game about being a dad and dating other dad's.

    • @ingeborggranli9547
      @ingeborggranli9547 7 років тому +44

      The EmeraldKittie It's not even a shirt..... It's a mother fucking croptop😂😂

    • @Emma-mo1be
      @Emma-mo1be 7 років тому +2

      ha yes true

    • @priscillal8917
      @priscillal8917 7 років тому +21

      Ingeborg Granli doesn't mean he doesn't look good in ( he has a nice ass body 😂) 💦👅

  • @sandbank_sanddollars6792
    @sandbank_sanddollars6792 4 роки тому +2279

    Is no one going to talk about how Jack screamed, “tHIS IS MY KIND OF DADDY-“ with no hesitation after seeing Brian, who literally looks like a giant, muscular leprechaun-

    • @cameron.3595
      @cameron.3595 3 роки тому +7

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Ooohhh. Ive seen you before. Good job fatshaming.

    • @Player-wc9nj
      @Player-wc9nj 3 роки тому +22

      We love Brian in this house ❤️🥰

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 3 роки тому +10

      I wanna know what gabs is thinking hearing him from the other room 🤣

    • @BoomDipity
      @BoomDipity 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamirasingss6518 this was 3 years ago lol. I don't think he and gabs were dating then yet

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 3 роки тому +2

      @@BoomDipity wait really how long have they been dating?

  • @amandapeake6976
    @amandapeake6976 4 роки тому +1583

    “I wish I could grow my hair that long”
    2019: has ponytail

  • @MichalVonZwierz
    @MichalVonZwierz 7 років тому +2152

    Top o the mornin to ya laddies?
    more like
    Top o the mornin to ya daddies!

  • @wildclickingintensified
    @wildclickingintensified 7 років тому +2787

    Jack : "I'm also repping the merch."
    me : - yeah, kind of see it -
    Jack : - stands up more to show it to the camera - "WHICH IS ALSO A CROP TOP."
    me : *-DED-*

  • @castielrobson6741
    @castielrobson6741 5 років тому +2361

    NOW THIS IS NON TOXIC MASCULINITY! YES THANK YOU

    • @cuttlefishn.w.2705
      @cuttlefishn.w.2705 4 роки тому +7

      Everything's toxic, always and forever. The world is an ocean of acid. There's no such thing as something non-toxic. Your appreciation of this is toxic femininity.

    • @melanierose4140
      @melanierose4140 4 роки тому +89

      @@cuttlefishn.w.2705 That comment was posted a year ago. That doesn't make sense or really mean anything. Being positive right now is better for you and everyone around you.

    • @cuttlefishn.w.2705
      @cuttlefishn.w.2705 4 роки тому +2

      @@melanierose4140 can you not be toxic by telling me how to live my life? k thx

    • @melanierose4140
      @melanierose4140 4 роки тому +66

      @@cuttlefishn.w.2705 Just giving you advice on how to help others. ;) no need to be ridiculous. When it effects others it's not really your life, is it? Take care.

    • @strangegameplays451
      @strangegameplays451 4 роки тому +2

      lol all of y'all are toxic :P

  • @attheedgeofbrink2317
    @attheedgeofbrink2317 4 роки тому +1220

    "I wish I can pull off a ponytail"
    Oh gosh he predicted the future.

    • @bigolabe5272
      @bigolabe5272 4 роки тому +12

      AtTheEdgeOfBrink2 and a Viking beard

    • @YoursTrulyRoyaltyYT
      @YoursTrulyRoyaltyYT 4 роки тому +1

      And he wished it as well, he can really pull it off 😊❤

    • @miyachi4733
      @miyachi4733 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @a-3502
      @a-3502 3 роки тому

      @@bigolabe5272 and the earrings

  • @debmoog
    @debmoog 7 років тому +3411

    Rain drop.
    Drop top.
    Jack looking hot in a crop top.

    • @sophirosi5919
      @sophirosi5919 7 років тому +20

      skye nunyabizness great poetry, hope jack sees it lol 😂

    • @yeeto_mosquito2943
      @yeeto_mosquito2943 7 років тому +17

      skye nunyabizness Rain drop.
      Drop top.
      This meme needs to stap!!!!!!

    • @stufferfish2226
      @stufferfish2226 7 років тому +48

      Does anyone else notice that it's a chest binder not a crop top?

    • @laughterwillgiveyoulungdis4076
      @laughterwillgiveyoulungdis4076 7 років тому +21

      Aiden Kinney a chest binder? Omg.. pewdiepie cencored his nipples in their colab when they were changing.. WATS HAPPENIN. I'm pretty new to his channel, so if there's something I should know, halp me

    • @mary_miiii
      @mary_miiii 7 років тому +6

      Amusing Tree You should know that Wiishu is his girlfriend. There is a septiplier Fandom but they don't want us to draw them (I'm not a fan of septiplier but them just as friends) fucking each other..idk...if u wanna know more just tell me 😊 oh and his real name is Sean and not Jack..

  • @kagu9638
    @kagu9638 7 років тому +2142

    Sleep is for the weak? More like sleeping for a week.

  • @robynnhoud4001
    @robynnhoud4001 5 років тому +689

    "OOOOH who is this tall, handsome slice of beef cake I see before me?"
    -Jacksepticeye, 2017

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 3 роки тому +5

      I read that just as he said it

  • @sneakiestsnek3150
    @sneakiestsnek3150 5 років тому +178

    Jack: *brings up the glass of whiskey*
    Robert: I sense a potential ally.

  • @bellethetacocat814
    @bellethetacocat814 7 років тому +887

    Sometimes I say
    "Sleep is for the weak"
    but other times, I say
    "Sleep for a week"

  • @sydbacon8295
    @sydbacon8295 7 років тому +773

    "Ooh! Who is this tall, handsome slice of beefcake I see before me?" I'm using that immediately

    • @melodyyoung1996
      @melodyyoung1996 7 років тому +2

      Sydney Bacon same.

    • @lr479
      @lr479 7 років тому +2

      saaaame

    • @josephinecasanova992
      @josephinecasanova992 7 років тому +16

      When he said that,i said"you"

    • @filivriman
      @filivriman 7 років тому +1

      Josephine Casanova and I said "a mirror"

    • @zarahwhitneybland6065
      @zarahwhitneybland6065 6 років тому

      no the world needs to pay attention... but the tall dark handsome..gay? can we flip him back to our side?

  • @yeetyeet1859
    @yeetyeet1859 5 років тому +220

    "who is this HUNK OF BEEFCAKE,"
    me, choking on my sandwich, while wheezing: jack, as great as that is, you're killin me, dude

  • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
    @IATEALLTHECHEESE 5 років тому +408

    Jack 2017: "I WISH I could have that Viking facial hair!"
    Me: *immediately thinks of 2019 JSE*

  • @arabiom4961
    @arabiom4961 7 років тому +793

    I realized while watching this that the late Dad's jacket is the same one Amanda is wearing...
    I'm not crying, you are.

    • @jayheretoslay
      @jayheretoslay 7 років тому +40

      ....fuck.

    • @cursedbycait9390
      @cursedbycait9390 7 років тому +38

      Arabiom no*sniff* you a-are!;-;

    • @hiphopfrogs
      @hiphopfrogs 7 років тому +6

      when i realized that i was so sad.

    • @GardenAngel5775
      @GardenAngel5775 7 років тому +9

      Oh.....my gobbles.....that's so sad *cries in emo corner*

    • @Taakothegamer
      @Taakothegamer Рік тому +3

      Oh damn, I played thru the game 9 different times (one for each dad, good and one night stand ending for Robert and dating everyone at the same time to see if it did anything), and I still didn’t notice that. Good spotting!

  • @frenchtoastyyy
    @frenchtoastyyy 7 років тому +2947

    Jack: "I'm wearing the merch!"
    Me: that's nice.. supporting your friends..
    jack:"it's a crop top!"
    Me: *Spits out coffee* ~ and ~ *nosebleed*

    • @DrunkDE
      @DrunkDE 7 років тому +31

      JackspedicyIsEmmaAlmighty. Saaaaammmmmee

    • @fteddybear
      @fteddybear 7 років тому +53

      Me I just started choking on nothing and my sister thought I was dying

    • @jastinasommers9587
      @jastinasommers9587 7 років тому +2

      JackspedicyIsEmmaAlmighty. 😂😂😂

    • @stonks6936
      @stonks6936 7 років тому +26

      That was literally me except I was out of breath and wheezing

    • @applejuice4703
      @applejuice4703 7 років тому +4

      XD

  • @Lavender-vk3kw
    @Lavender-vk3kw 5 років тому +390

    "Ain't no one out-daddying me." -Jacksepticeye, 2017.

  • @ratking6668
    @ratking6668 5 років тому +667

    I just realized how small Jack's waist is omg

  • @galaxyostars
    @galaxyostars 5 років тому +3878

    "Dad are you just afraid to meet new people"
    "YES AMANDA"
    Me: hysterical for five minutes at 1am

    • @clwilliams03
      @clwilliams03 5 років тому +7

      Lol same

    • @lynx8956
      @lynx8956 5 років тому +5

      Omg it’s 1 am here while I’m reading this comment

    • @lynx8956
      @lynx8956 5 років тому +1

      @Axel is SO øver it bro idk but I had way too much sugar that day so I couldn’t sleep 😂

    • @caitlynthesealmaster405
      @caitlynthesealmaster405 5 років тому +2

      Ha it’s 2am

    • @berthamorales8841
      @berthamorales8841 5 років тому +2

      OMG it 6 am have not sleeped in 2 day

  • @courtnie1783
    @courtnie1783 7 років тому +788

    Jack: Ew, there's a spider on my neck. *wipes it away and keeps going*
    Me: KABJFIDVGOKSBEIGWEKJBFDSMBIIHMYGODIMDYINGIMPOISONEDGOONWITHOUTMEEEE

    • @dawnyphantom6616
      @dawnyphantom6616 7 років тому +2

      Courtnie Kom i almost cried for him 😭😭😭

    • @casseroleecass
      @casseroleecass 7 років тому +1

      me

    • @anamaria463
      @anamaria463 7 років тому +4

      Thanks.I was looking for someone to point this out in the coments 😆😆

    • @beanbever2922
      @beanbever2922 7 років тому +5

      Rain drop
      Drop top.
      Jack looking hot in a crop top.

    • @xp37_ttv
      @xp37_ttv 7 років тому

      When

  • @nik-sd2py
    @nik-sd2py 5 років тому +201

    "..which is a crop top"
    *hyperventilates*

  • @annika8490
    @annika8490 5 років тому +106

    _Dream Daddy: The game in which Jack is a trans-dad_

  • @kidd2676
    @kidd2676 7 років тому +1603

    raindrop
    droptop
    Jack as a dad in a crop top:P

    • @animeloverangel7225
      @animeloverangel7225 7 років тому +14

      iHeartPranks this comment made my bay lmao

    • @lucasmax3143
      @lucasmax3143 7 років тому +2

      iHeartPranks yes.

    • @elionpluto
      @elionpluto 7 років тому +6

      iHeartPranks He rocks the look cuz its hot af

    • @kidd2676
      @kidd2676 7 років тому +6

      700+ likes? thanks guys:P

    • @podoxd
      @podoxd 7 років тому +2

      nice one :P

  • @blakereed92
    @blakereed92 7 років тому +779

    I'm greatly disappointed that you didn't say "Top of the morning to you Daddies!"

    • @killerfox13
      @killerfox13 7 років тому +11

      opportunity: missed!

    • @gabsatron
      @gabsatron 7 років тому

      KAW yep

    • @kervexx
      @kervexx 7 років тому +1

      blakereed92 500th like

    • @lanitiic5888
      @lanitiic5888 7 років тому +1

      NO ONE LIKE THIS PLEASE

    • @kervexx
      @kervexx 7 років тому

      lol 666 likes

  • @whknws9595
    @whknws9595 5 років тому +46

    The fact that he knows what a bear is makes me happy, it makes me feel all warm inside that people who aren't part of the lgbtq+ community know at least a few gay slang words(that aren't slurs)

  • @lemurblue6041
    @lemurblue6041 4 роки тому +55

    When you realize Jack never unselected the blue lips and technically had blue lips throughout the entire play-through.

  • @borednerd5767
    @borednerd5767 7 років тому +528

    as a teenage girl, i am very gay for amanda

  • @amyquinn6387
    @amyquinn6387 5 років тому +2174

    Jack "AWW YES AWW YES ITS MY DADDY! ITS MY DREAM HUNK! AWWW LOOK AT THAT SEXY BEAR AWWW!"
    God I love you jack

    • @luvrsara
      @luvrsara 5 років тому +27

      You hear that in the distance? That's the homophobes with their hate comments

    • @sgtruru
      @sgtruru 5 років тому +7

      Sara R but Sean isn’t gay...

    • @luvrsara
      @luvrsara 5 років тому +38

      @@sgtruru I know. The thing is, homophobes can't deal with jokes like this.

    • @melisa4516
      @melisa4516 5 років тому +5

      @@sgtruru Connor? Have you forgotten him?

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 роки тому +5

      @@sgtruru pretty sure he's bisexual. evidence suggests as such

  • @drowsystag46yearsago5
    @drowsystag46yearsago5 5 років тому +276

    When Sean accidently makes a trans character by selecting the binder bod.
    Sean says trans rights

    • @oops-a-davey
      @oops-a-davey 3 роки тому +16

      I was thinking the same thing when rewatching this!! Trans rights :)

    • @drowsystag46yearsago5
      @drowsystag46yearsago5 3 роки тому +14

      @@oops-a-davey Truly an unproblematic man 💚💚💕

  • @makaylasikes523
    @makaylasikes523 5 років тому +84

    "hey dude" "Wohohh!" "gettin all hot and flustered!!!" *pulls shirt and smiles*

  • @awkwardpanda1081
    @awkwardpanda1081 7 років тому +944

    Aw shit. Now, his daughter's name is Amanda Daddy...

  • @paigechaotic5478
    @paigechaotic5478 7 років тому +458

    "OH MY GOD! IT'S MY DADDY!" Jack.... calm down there just a little bit...

    • @gollyboy8003
      @gollyboy8003 7 років тому +116

      Hey, let the man be happy to find his daddy. Don't take that happiness away.

  • @minivansoapbox
    @minivansoapbox 5 років тому +113

    Just remember that he wanted to grow his hair out but “never had the patience”
    Cut to 2019 where he has that hair style.
    Thank you for that inspiration, that patience is all I need

  • @justadumb8864
    @justadumb8864 5 років тому +55

    I love how in the description of the game, one of the key points is "So many Dad puns. Like, to the point where it made us all uncomfortable"

  • @EmilyP
    @EmilyP 7 років тому +343

    jack: sleep is for the weak
    me: sleep is for the week

  • @hannahbibby4
    @hannahbibby4 7 років тому +1338

    the best parts about this video: Jack, a straight man, WEARING A CROP TOP. Jack, a straight man, fully embracing the lgbt aspects of the game. Jack, A STRAIGHT MAN, properly and respectfully using gay slang like calling brian a bear. And Jack, a straight man, not having fragile masculinity at any point here.

    • @Spries-is-me
      @Spries-is-me 7 років тому +69

      h. Yes! I love jack for how genuine and human he is, he deserves so much for being so kind and open to accepting :)

    • @oreocracy5568
      @oreocracy5568 7 років тому +33

      He was looking sexy in it though!

    • @datdoltishguy4337
      @datdoltishguy4337 7 років тому +16

      h.
      God you're pathetic

    • @GhoulishDays
      @GhoulishDays 7 років тому +10

      h. *YYYYYAAAAASSSSSS*

    • @skyward5934
      @skyward5934 7 років тому +20

      h. What does it matter whether or not he is straight

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 5 років тому +178

    >"Your father and i"
    >"THE DAY YOU WERE BORN"

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 роки тому +55

      so either
      surrogate or one of them was a pre-t trans guy

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 роки тому +16

      Or-or! Mpreg

    • @wellokthenkaiju4202
      @wellokthenkaiju4202 4 роки тому +12

      @@trialerrorsharer9398 yeah, pre-t trans guy-

    • @annakilifa331
      @annakilifa331 3 роки тому +24

      @@mjamin9124 or adoption from birth. Then the day she was born and the day she was adopted would be the same.

    • @yueee5290
      @yueee5290 3 роки тому +17

      @@mjamin9124 trans men can stll get pregnant on t. it's not a contraceptive.

  • @slaypopbaddiequeen24
    @slaypopbaddiequeen24 4 роки тому +89

    “I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF”
    Me hysterical for 3 minutes

  • @hasumikeito
    @hasumikeito 5 років тому +5189

    A male: *wears a croptop, is comfortable complementing men, in touch with his feminine side*
    Everyone in the comment section: Is ThIs A gAy mAn

    • @hasumikeito
      @hasumikeito 5 років тому +174

      @Axel is SO øver it bro I'm talking about Sean, not Damien. It would be weird if I didn't know what a binder is, since I'm trans lmao

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 5 років тому +97

      Why Are Cis People Like This

    • @skycat2873
      @skycat2873 5 років тому +13

      oh my god this is such a rollercoaster

    • @ichtakamendezortega8218
      @ichtakamendezortega8218 5 років тому +32

      FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT HOW IS THIS NOT THE TOP IN THE COMMENT SECTION

    • @dudeidontevenknow3596
      @dudeidontevenknow3596 5 років тому +16

      Bruh I didn't even know if he was gay
      It was confusing me so bad that when I saw this
      I decided F*ck he's gay I give up ( ̄ε ̄)

  • @podoxd
    @podoxd 7 років тому +2175

    Rain drop, drop top
    I saw jack wearing a crop top

  • @HadesTheBeloved
    @HadesTheBeloved 3 роки тому +10

    32:20 reminded me of one of Thomas Sanders tweets where he had pictures and in a few he had no shirt on and he said "I'm shirtless in these cause as you can see I'm in desperate need of some vitamin D" and he had to reply to his tweet saying "vitamin D is sunlight you heathens!"

    • @taxx162
      @taxx162 3 роки тому

      Wait,-
      W h a t

  • @Aftersome
    @Aftersome 4 роки тому +85

    Watching this in 2020 and hearing the old outro... DUDE I CAN’T!!

  • @deadwolfgamer6751
    @deadwolfgamer6751 7 років тому +1739

    Jack, I would ask why you're drinking whiskey at 4 AM, but your Irish so I won't even bother.

    • @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by
      @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by 7 років тому +59

      you're*

    • @shawaymajig9186
      @shawaymajig9186 7 років тому +2

      LeadGamer 0430 that racist.

    • @echowed
      @echowed 7 років тому +13

      No its not.

    • @JV_-ze4ev
      @JV_-ze4ev 7 років тому +27

      Shaway Majig irish is an ethnicity not a race

    • @jenniferbrosey375
      @jenniferbrosey375 7 років тому +21

      LeadGamer 0430 did you just assume that just because he's Irish he likes to drink?
      kid yells in background:
      *THAT'S RACIST!!*

  • @AdamZugone
    @AdamZugone 7 років тому +946

    Jack in a crop top. like if you agree

    • @AdamZugone
      @AdamZugone 7 років тому +29

      I agreed. I just liked my own comment... nice.

    • @prodnuri
      @prodnuri 7 років тому +2

      Adam Zugone k

    • @clements_9005
      @clements_9005 7 років тому +2

      Good talk.

    • @jewwang126
      @jewwang126 7 років тому +2

      Adam Zugone I agree

    • @epicpants2314
      @epicpants2314 7 років тому +3

      Adam Zugone 101st like

  • @stoned._.huniebee1945
    @stoned._.huniebee1945 3 роки тому +119

    Does nobody else notice that he chose the dad bod with a binder meaning jack's character is transgender so wholesome.

    • @angeldust9222
      @angeldust9222 2 роки тому +8

      NOICE
      There are guy binders too though but I thought the exact same

    • @EddieAllenPoe
      @EddieAllenPoe 2 роки тому +5

      @@angeldust9222 what exactly is the difference between a binder for trans men and a binder for … men? trans men r men lol

    • @apple_wolfie8989
      @apple_wolfie8989 Рік тому +3

      @@EddieAllenPoe I think they meant that there are cis guys who also use binders :)

    • @EddieAllenPoe
      @EddieAllenPoe Рік тому +2

      @@apple_wolfie8989 yeah, the wording just comes off super weird

  • @mouse9039
    @mouse9039 3 роки тому +58

    Did Jack..... Completely accidentally..... Make his dad trans? I respect that

  • @Cameraman530
    @Cameraman530 7 років тому +1154

    Me watching this video:
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
    ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
    Edit: Oh wow 1k likes thank you guys so much I wasn't expecting this to get any likes ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @ravenpelfrey
    @ravenpelfrey 6 років тому +1657

    hOW were you so calm when you found out you had a spider on your neck

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 років тому +31

      SKSK THAT'S EHAT I SAID WINDISBDJ

    • @toadsmoss612
      @toadsmoss612 5 років тому +9

      When did that happen?!

    • @maskshadowdarkhollow3826
      @maskshadowdarkhollow3826 5 років тому +27

      By being stressed all the time that that’s just his normal state...or finding/living with spiders everyday...

    • @onyx2463
      @onyx2463 5 років тому +7

      ExCaTly

    • @asherdemera5629
      @asherdemera5629 5 років тому +27

      Same I would of screamed bloody murder and moved to China! I hate any spider.

  • @vernascray5587
    @vernascray5587 4 роки тому +56

    me: Quarantine sucks, I kinda just want to end it all
    Jackscepticeye playing DBH and Dream daddy: no, you don't. Not yet.
    me getting DBH and playing it all in two days: I see.

  • @alanandrew2445
    @alanandrew2445 4 роки тому +41

    Jack: I wish I had that hair I wish I had the patience
    Jack 2019: LOOK AT MY LONG GALIC GLADIATOR HAIR

  • @kayleys.2740
    @kayleys.2740 7 років тому +650

    The father daughter relationship in this game makes me wish I was this close to my dad

    • @Suzanne4R
      @Suzanne4R 7 років тому +9

      Kayley S. Me too..

    • @lonelynightmare432
      @lonelynightmare432 7 років тому +9

      I Wish I Could Have To, Well I Hope The Best To You

    • @tdf_worldkey6666
      @tdf_worldkey6666 7 років тому +1

      Kayley S. same love the pfp btw

    • @Kai-th8ti
      @Kai-th8ti 7 років тому +4

      My dad still doesn't know my name, he calls me by my sisters name ALL THE TIME, OUR NAMES DON'T EVEN SOUND THE SAME!!!

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 7 років тому +9

      My heart goes out to you dear one.

  • @MuchWoW56
    @MuchWoW56 7 років тому +852

    All the single dadies
    (All the single dadies)
    All the single dadies
    (All the single dadies)
    All the single dadies
    (All the single dadies)
    All the single dadies
    Now put your hands up
    Up in the club, just broke up
    I'm doing my own little thing
    You decided to dip and now you wanna trip
    'Cause another brother noticed me
    I'm up on him, he up on me
    Don't pay him any attention
    'Cause I cried my tears for three good years
    You can't be mad at me
    'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    Don't be mad once you see that he want it
    If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh

    • @Audreymarie22
      @Audreymarie22 7 років тому +3

      WSU Cooper i love it

    • @phantasmarina
      @phantasmarina 7 років тому +20

      All I could think of reading this was
      ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES
      (All the single furries)
      NoW pUt YoUr PaWs Up

    • @InkedInReds
      @InkedInReds 7 років тому +8

      WSU Cooper the fact you took time on that impresses me

    • @lostboygage7603
      @lostboygage7603 7 років тому +3

      Dreams coming true like...

    • @lostmywig6167
      @lostmywig6167 7 років тому +6

      NOW available on iTunes

  • @leestudios8181
    @leestudios8181 4 роки тому +31

    Dear lord the relationship between the player character and Amanda is so wholesome!!!

  • @trexdraws0-073
    @trexdraws0-073 5 років тому +38

    Jack “It’s four am right now as I’m recording!”
    Me “ it’s four am right now as I’m watching “
    Jack “YOU CANT OUT DADDY ME!!!!!!!!!”

  • @meiznz
    @meiznz 7 років тому +1799

    Rain drop
    Drop top.
    Jack looking hot in a crop top.

  • @Theghosthause
    @Theghosthause 7 років тому +574

    To anyone who is seriously complaining over the fact that Jack chose "your father and I" need to get the hell over it, the same comments were made on Mark's video.
    This is a game about a daddy dating other daddies and you are complaining because Jack's character is gay. Good grief.

    • @sock_rabbit
      @sock_rabbit 7 років тому +11

      Rubber Bandit yeah people need to chill its a game basically meant to be dads dating dads

    • @aymanakkad6891
      @aymanakkad6891 7 років тому +3

      Rubber Bandit its not about daddy's dating each other . Its about u creating the perfect daddy and live through it finding love . Can be a female as well . But I really dont care that he chose " your father and I"

    • @jaspersimon7939
      @jaspersimon7939 7 років тому +1

      Rubber Bandit I know right?

    • @lillaurynn
      @lillaurynn 7 років тому +3

      I fucking love how sensible you are

    • @loreleiwilson
      @loreleiwilson 7 років тому +1

      Rubber Bandit lol I agree. It would be great if people would stop commenting septiplier shit. Ship what you want but don't put it on EVERYTHING am I right?

  • @parisbeckman
    @parisbeckman 3 роки тому +16

    11:52 , this my heteros...this is a real ally! not being uncomfortable by homosexuality in any way and being confident enough in your straightness to not automtically heteronormalize everything!

  • @Akitsunesceilingfan
    @Akitsunesceilingfan Рік тому +6

    5:14
    You dont have to wish when it’s a reality! Seán in his long-hair era? Chefs kiss.

  • @QueenAkA
    @QueenAkA 7 років тому +134

    *35:26** The moment we've all been waiting for. I think I laughed so hard when he called him a Sexy Bear*

    • @QueenAkA
      @QueenAkA 7 років тому +2

      ❤❤😂😂

    • @Sentariana
      @Sentariana 7 років тому

      QB Ak He looks a lot like one of my friends so it's a bit weird for me, made me kind of uncomfortable.

    • @kenziecochran5436
      @kenziecochran5436 7 років тому

      QB Ak 😂😂😂

    • @yuracho7113
      @yuracho7113 7 років тому

      QB Ak iii

  • @somethingaboutbutterflies2059
    @somethingaboutbutterflies2059 6 років тому +2473

    I love how comfortable Jack is with his sexuality. Makes me love him even more
    Edit: OK I'm not replying to anyone to this anymore. +depressed manatee explained it well so I'm just going to copy/paste it: no being comfortable with your sexuality just means you dont get weird about being feminine, can appreciate other mens looks, etc. While still being straight
    I know he's straight, people! It's the fact that he's not heteronormative that make's him more lovable! Chill, will ya?

    • @TheLutastic
      @TheLutastic 6 років тому +8

      Wut.

    • @neutralmanatee1558
      @neutralmanatee1558 6 років тому +260

      Chloe Lawrence no being comfortable with your sexuality just means you dont get weird about being feminine, can appreciate other mens looks, etc. While still being straight

    • @somethingaboutbutterflies2059
      @somethingaboutbutterflies2059 6 років тому +120

      I'm sorry for the confusion. I know he's dating someone. I really did just mean he's very comfortable with himself. It's a good thing. No malice intended.

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 5 років тому +5

      Isn’t he straight

    • @bloodmoonmonsters990
      @bloodmoonmonsters990 5 років тому +3

      Something about Butterflies jack is actually straight he said so in a vid with other people talking about septiplier

  • @poli7997
    @poli7997 3 роки тому +4

    unus annus is dead, 2020 is horrible and i’m depressed. what a better way to spend an evening! i remember watching this when he was first playing it and it’s just such a comfort series to watch for me 🥺 thank you sean

  • @Minecraftdoggo
    @Minecraftdoggo 5 років тому +51

    Who remembers this
    my name is Connor, I am the android sent by cyberlife

  • @lovelylittleluma364
    @lovelylittleluma364 6 років тому +959

    *dream daddy but every time something gay happens Jack takes a shot*

    • @bloodmoonmonsters990
      @bloodmoonmonsters990 5 років тому +5

      Lovely Little Luma soooooooooooooooooo 100000000000000 shots

    • @stupidahh4445
      @stupidahh4445 5 років тому +15

      *drunkaf*

    • @NeoSharkk
      @NeoSharkk 5 років тому +1

      YES

    • @NeoSharkk
      @NeoSharkk 5 років тому +2

      @@bloodmoonmonsters990 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*

    • @collectedcrows4034
      @collectedcrows4034 5 років тому +3

      He would literally die of alcohol poisoning within the first 20 minutes at most

  • @wolfeb.5859
    @wolfeb.5859 7 років тому +643

    TOOP OFFFF THE MORINNIN' TOO YA DADDIES!!!111!!!

    • @kahnatohru1906
      @kahnatohru1906 7 років тому +3

      so there is 2 eps out with this comment please like nutalias comment so jack can start this series with this it will make your day

    • @wolfeb.5859
      @wolfeb.5859 7 років тому +2

      Omg ty for 90 likes! Yes! Jack neeeds to see this 😃😃😃

    • @datmemedrawsart1654
      @datmemedrawsart1654 7 років тому +1

      Nutalia The Muncher his catchphrase forgets the man species. Sexist.

    • @wolfeb.5859
      @wolfeb.5859 7 років тому +7

      DatMemeDraws Art! A "laddie" is a man or boy.....

    • @LittleUni
      @LittleUni 7 років тому +2

      DatMemeDraws Art! What? Do you even know what a laddie is?

  • @rumaisa3594
    @rumaisa3594 5 років тому +36

    we’ve heard “hwhat” and “hwhy” but now we’ve heard “hwhiskey”

  • @katheenasprilla9669
    @katheenasprilla9669 5 років тому +27

    Jack: "I'll catch it with my teeth next time... GRRRRRR"
    Me: *faints*

  • @miohernandez7854
    @miohernandez7854 7 років тому +296

    Hearing Jack suddenly yell "OH YES! ITS MY DADDY!" Has really just made my week way better😂😂

    • @jotunnhime
      @jotunnhime 7 років тому +8

      Tara Hernandez ikr right lol I came back for it 35:26 😂😂

    • @bashful_michael
      @bashful_michael 7 років тому +3

      Tara Hernandez When he said that, I had the biggest smile on my face!

  • @sh4d0wvr42
    @sh4d0wvr42 7 років тому +406

    "Some think the secret ingredient is bread, others think its the semen of bulls, but no, its bananas"
    -Jacksepticdad

  • @randofloof
    @randofloof 4 роки тому +51

    "Dream Daddy: A dad dating simulator"
    Me: *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

  • @ashrowe5071
    @ashrowe5071 5 років тому +28

    Whenever someone says "viking" I think "vetal miking" from a Thomas Sanders blooper video.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 4 роки тому +3

      Ash Rowe .
      I love Joan the most out of Thomas's friends , but Talyn had me in stitches!!

    • @christensenasher7872
      @christensenasher7872 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexxxanonymous8575 I would argue that Camden and Adri are the best precious beans.

  • @kasdoes3839
    @kasdoes3839 7 років тому +172

    33:44
    jack: yEAH KEEP SUCKIN BABY!
    crowd: *sits in a slightly uncomfortable silence*

  • @beastgamer5712
    @beastgamer5712 6 років тому +1858

    Jack: I’m looking for a bearded man
    Me: It’s 2018 he’s looking for the android sent by ciber life.... Conner

    • @jazsunshine
      @jazsunshine 5 років тому +19

      THEBEASTPLAYS 5 You mean cyber?

    • @nordy2145
      @nordy2145 5 років тому +3

      Juice Jackson you meen you

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 5 років тому +12

      CyberLife* :3 Sorry I don’t like when people spell stuff wrong please don’t hate me

    • @jisoo6666
      @jisoo6666 5 років тому +16

      its CoNnOr

    • @natfleites9498
      @natfleites9498 5 років тому

      😂👌

  • @themanofmanysponges6048
    @themanofmanysponges6048 5 років тому +12

    “When changing a tire make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern” I hope this is true because that’s pretty helpful

  • @Delilah_Anne
    @Delilah_Anne 3 роки тому +13

    Jack then: “I WISH I had that hair.”
    Jack now: *has that hair*
    See that, kids? You can do anything with determination

  • @funnysillyclown
    @funnysillyclown 5 років тому +1744

    👏BRING👏BACK👏MEN👏CROPTOPS👏

    • @jillianmorris8513
      @jillianmorris8513 5 років тому +16

      Its a binder dear not a crop top

    • @fridayfox1952
      @fridayfox1952 5 років тому +59

      JB's FX Escapes I think they're talking about the actual crop top that Jack is wearing

    • @funnysillyclown
      @funnysillyclown 5 років тому +21

      Friday Fox yes I was. I know that in-game he's wearing a binder.

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 років тому +2

      They do. Its called being gay

    • @arson9662
      @arson9662 5 років тому

      Nah man

  • @little_ashie
    @little_ashie 7 років тому +147

    25:41 "I thought he was calling him black coffee." I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @Cherrydevil-xt9ju
    @Cherrydevil-xt9ju 5 років тому +118

    I'm bi,, my straight side is so hard for Craig
    Edit:my brother found this ,,, yikes

    • @humangirl6634
      @humangirl6634 5 років тому +8

      SAMEEEEEEE🤣
      But uhhh my brother won’t find this....hope everything’s okay!

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 4 роки тому +2

      Cherry.devil .
      Is your profile pic, Lance McClain?

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 4 роки тому +12

      but... you didn’t even edit your comment??

    • @lemurblue6041
      @lemurblue6041 4 роки тому +2

      anxious starstuff, oooh damn, you’re right!

    • @gabe6230
      @gabe6230 2 роки тому +1

      i was gonna say hope everything is going okay but then i saw that you never edited the comment . . . ?

  • @thebl00dg0d8
    @thebl00dg0d8 5 років тому +13

    5:19 im crying, sean pretty much has that hairstyle now, almost two years after believing he couldnt pull something like that off

    • @thebl00dg0d8
      @thebl00dg0d8 5 років тому +2

      8:45 aND NOW HE HAS A VIKING BEARD HE LOOKS EXACTLY HOW HE WANTED TO LOOK

  • @nisarojas2869
    @nisarojas2869 6 років тому +337

    "It's okay. It's all gonna be okay." I love how Jack looks directly into the camera.

  • @morgangeorge9595
    @morgangeorge9595 6 років тому +246

    “OH I CAN BE DANNY SEXBANG”
    the fact that they have the sexbang costume makes me happy

  • @sunny-qx4ro
    @sunny-qx4ro 4 роки тому +25

    Jack: Talks about growing his hair out and growing a mighty beard.
    Me: Just you wait, Past Jack, oh just wait.

    • @chinaanneboyce5112
      @chinaanneboyce5112 3 роки тому +2

      The Hamilton Fandom has taken over my Brain so I’m sorry for this:
      *Just you wait... JUST YOU WAIIIIIT*

  • @destinationart352
    @destinationart352 5 років тому +10

    I love how he chose the binder body XD

  • @piper2658
    @piper2658 7 років тому +2417

    *YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WEAR CROP TOPS, HOW DARE, YOU KNOW HOW MANY FANGIRLS HAVE DIED OVER THIS?? I CANT BELIEVE YOU, KILLING US WITH YOU BEAUTY*

    • @skyllerf97
      @skyllerf97 7 років тому +39

      It's actually a binder, not a crop top. He made a trans dad! 😁

    • @jayjay945
      @jayjay945 7 років тому +6

      noodle tea ikr

    • @luciaannette1640
      @luciaannette1640 7 років тому +27

      Guys, he chose the binder bod, at the beginning he says he's wearing the merch, which is a crop top that says dream daddy

    • @nickjade1948
      @nickjade1948 7 років тому +6

      noodle tea wtf...

    • @tortilla3154
      @tortilla3154 7 років тому +2

      Lucia Shinn it was a joke..

  • @kim-kitsuragi
    @kim-kitsuragi 6 років тому +2413

    you're not irish unless you call whiskey "hwiskey"

    • @lanieb13
      @lanieb13 6 років тому +36

      You're wrong. Jimin has *no* jams.
      *Eye twitch*
      :)

    • @kim-kitsuragi
      @kim-kitsuragi 6 років тому +23

      PhanTrash#1
      Then what am I?
      A burnt potato?

    • @janetoscano6193
      @janetoscano6193 6 років тому +1

      rasis

    • @jeyjeyhardylame2970
      @jeyjeyhardylame2970 6 років тому +7

      Jimin's Jams or vitamin as “vit-a-min”

    • @CagesOfRye
      @CagesOfRye 5 років тому +4

      jane toscano How is this racist lmao

  • @fionadoyle3772
    @fionadoyle3772 5 років тому +14

    Sean: it's 4 am while I'm filming
    Sean: *has been taking shots the whole time*

  • @elizabethlovett4318
    @elizabethlovett4318 Рік тому +4

    This game wasn't what I was expecting based on it's title. I was expecting the hetero norm bs with characters who like to call the men 'daddy'. That 'daddy' thing grosses me out, as does the 'mommy' thing, so I'm SO SO glad Dream Daddy is about gay (or at least not 100% straight) men who happen to be raising kids dating other similar men.

  • @kit8951
    @kit8951 5 років тому +382

    6:21 WHAT IF THAT SPIDER WAS GOING TO MAKE U BECOME SPIDER-MAN?!?!?!

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 7 років тому +1092

    THE INTRO. I LAUGHED SO HARD.

    • @HERO-ee3gf
      @HERO-ee3gf 7 років тому +41

      Sefraca OMG SAME ESPECIALLY WHRN HE SAID HE WAS WEARING THE CROP TOP, I ROARED WITH LAUGHTER! 😂😂😂

    • @renatakavcic9484
      @renatakavcic9484 7 років тому +9

      makes two of us

    • @arandomhuman1885
      @arandomhuman1885 7 років тому +12

      HERO735 and he said he was feeling so sexy in it

    • @casualtingz
      @casualtingz 7 років тому

      Taleeya Clowers ayo this man wearing a belly shirt😂😂 i lost all respect

    • @blackmetalcommunity
      @blackmetalcommunity 7 років тому

      Sefraca IKR?!? 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 Рік тому +2

    I really admire how much he made his dad look like him, as someone who is never represented by sliders in games, I'm amazed by how much it looks like him.

  • @SpookyDeerArt
    @SpookyDeerArt 6 років тому +321

    jack wearing a crop top? my brand. jacks dadsona wearing a binder: even more my brand.

    • @beanbudd2059
      @beanbudd2059 6 років тому +10

      how cool would it be if jack selled the tank top with on it dream dad jepticeye and instead of the main color being pink make it green!!!!

  • @jonah8542
    @jonah8542 6 років тому +313

    “Look at that sexy bear!” 😂😂😂

    • @jonah8542
      @jonah8542 5 років тому +5

      Holy shit I thought this only had one like

  • @hannahames6697
    @hannahames6697 4 роки тому +19

    “I don’t have the patience to let me hair grow out”
    5:20
    Watching this in 2019 😂

  • @Ro-wb8el
    @Ro-wb8el 2 роки тому +3

    This is my comfort series and I'm back again for Jack in a crop top

    • @evelynstorrs1400
      @evelynstorrs1400 Рік тому +1

      literally gives me the nicest feeling to watch this

    • @Ro-wb8el
      @Ro-wb8el Рік тому

      @@evelynstorrs1400 I get that that's why I always come back haha

  • @clairemckenzie3247
    @clairemckenzie3247 6 років тому +292

    i died when he thought his character called mat black coffee 😂😂