Dan and Phil try PUMPKIN CARVING!
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- Опубліковано 30 жов 2018
- We try to carve pumpkins of our own faces and survive the video with all of our limbs intact!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Or HAPPY DAY if you are watching this in July
The scariest thing about this video was the sheer volume of quotable phrases...
„One thick p“ ~ Phil Lester, 2018
"I'm close dan"... "you're close too" ~ Phil 2018
I agree
Can't have a dan and phil video without some questionable things said
Jungwoo Snoopy that is the truest thing i've ever heard
(edit: lol just noticed that you stan nct slsjdkdk you are truly an intellectual my friend)
*Dan and Phil being sexually inappropriate for 20 minutes straight*
*how did I fukin know someone was going to point out straight*
Shut up 🤐
That time when you haven't even watched the video but you still like this comment because it's true about every one of their vids
forget the post baking universe, it's all about the post pumpkin carving universe now with all these innuendos
@@annabel7896 its the phandom mate
“Stabbing things is fun!”
“For legal reasons, that’s a joke”
ραllιƨ is stressed 😂😂 ayyyy
For serious indian mafia please don't -
i'll leave
@Tomboy Crazy another cultured person
Im sorry bout the memes
@@kriaallison congratulationsss
Dan :"I'm not getting too emotionally attached to mine"
Also Dan :"I'm really bonding with it already "
dont cry, carve
S T A B B I N G T H I N G S A R E F U N
Pretty Odd is a Bop YOU ARE RIGHT, PRETTY ODD IS A FREAKING 🅱️OP
a m y I couldn’t get into it tbhhh
Pretty Odd is a Bop hey moon, please forget to fall down
SHARP AND MESSY
"we will never be those instagram people, phil. and chances are if ur watching this u aint either"
wow thanks for calling me out like that dan
honestly though i felt attacked
I mean it hurts but it's true. My Instagram is a disgrace. 👍
mel I read that as dan said it but like same
I KNOW RIGHT
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Dan Howell
Who else is watching in October 2020 please tell me im not the only one?
It's an annual tradition
I'm seeing them on my recommended and I keep getting heart attacks thinking that they've posted again ..but nope😣
*waves* Hello, fellow 2020 people-
Yeppp😭😭😭
I am!
Whose back for Halloween 2019? Mourning spooky week
I love your profile pic! The best team! Although we didn't do too good this season... 😐
Kiana wait spooky week isn’t happening anymore?!😱 why? That was my favorite part of dan and Phil.😭
f
F
F
"I'm getting close, Dan"
"How many babies are in us right now"
"Stickier than I remember"
"It's so wet"
"Phil's going in raw"
"I dare you." "To lick it?"
"It slapped your chin"
"It's time to get deep"
"This was not the satisfying finger sensation I wanted"
"Nose first"
"Hard p"
Just close your eyes and believe
"Stabbing things is fun!"
"it's time to get deep" &
"This was not the satisfying fingersensation i wanted"
I would like this but it has 420 likes and....
Kyra Brown that's a fanfic all in itself
"I'm getting close, Dan"
"I was a sexy emo"
mate, you still are
Bloody hell 😂
(1) You are right, so right
(2) I love your name. P!ATD is great!
Honestly tho
Phil: "What's a sexy emo?"
Me: Y O U. A N D. D A N! 😊
Pretty Odd is a Bop fuckkk it’s true
Pretty Odd is a Bop okay kill me with the profile pic why don’t ya
If Phil doesn’t make Halloween baking this year I swear tg I will... respect his decision and understand that he’s a human being, but I’ll be sad
yeah ❤️
Same :>
Heheh
Well I'm not sure about baking, but he did answer one of the most important questions of the age. "Does pumpkin spice go with everything?"
I hope he does a baking video this year
Phil: what do you have
Dan: *A KNIFE*
Phil: *n o*
"I wonder how many babies we have in us now"
-Phil Lester 2018
Lol
NOT CALLING PHILLY THIS BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDED SLUTTY😂
@@ghxstely wow
“Gimme ur iPhone *or ill scoop ya* “ - Daniel James Howell 2k18
Needs to be on a tshirt
My future yearbook quote
*jAmEs h0wArD* ok I’ll go lmao
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
I like how he murdered Denise 25 years ago yet she has a child who sounds about 5
Lmao! Didn't notice that. 😆
The man absorbed Denise’s eggs and had a child asexually
@@saddog6456 science 🤠
@@saddog6456 what the fuck?
new math
innuendos and questionable quotes
1:13
4:23
4:54
5:14
5:50
5:56
6:01
6:58
7:02
7:06
7:16
8:23
10:04
10:13
so basically half of the video
this is like a jumpscare list but for if you're not a phannie
Thank
did you mean: the entire frickin video
@@anyasvt 0:00 to 20:19
"That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies"
i thought he said lice😭😭😭😭😭
“Calm down there bub” - dan. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
ccassyyy X RIGHT I HAD IT BEFORE BUT PLEASE GIVE ME THE TIME XOXO
medisnotonfire THERE YOU GO XOX 18:45
ccassyyy X legit why has no one noticed this
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
There so freaking cute idc if they’re just friends or not THATS SO ADORABLE
I like how every time Phil makes an inappropriate “joke” it’s a huge deal with a sound effect, but when Dan is inappropriate it’s
@Emily Hume you really scared the shit out of me with this joke dude
@Emily Hume
Timmy
@@aura8808 oh shi-
Dan: testicles
Phil: *looking around nervously* what about them?
;3
5:47
he needs that monetization
Shook
‘D-dan? The camera is on...’
"He is beauty, he is grace"
"He has the better version of my face"
*died*
👋👋👋👋🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*No one:*
*Pumpkin-pregnant Dan: ma baybee*
So it’s now October 1st 2019 and I feel obligated to watch this now
It is now October 1st 2020
@@meelliottw its been 2 years 😔
It’s gonna be Halloween 2020. U watching it again?
A year later, and my life is falling apart and their content is the last thing keeping me sane 😭
Poison Wilde same 😔
0:14 im crying look at dans hand
why was that the funniest part of this video
god fucking damnit i can’t be loud everyone is asleep
Either I'm tired or that's the funniest thing ever
@amazing existential danosaur I see you everywhere.
@@vishakhadwivedi6653 good
"He's beauty
He's grace
*_He has a better version of my face"_*
Can we get that shit on my gravestone
*Thanks*
Olivia Rose same
I ruined the 666 no crafting here
To be fair if someone said that you probably would 😂😂
phil's face after looked slightly offended
honestly me too bro
Who's here to cry because it's almost been 2 years 🤪
It's now 2 years 😭😭😭
Oh noes 😔😔😔
(violent crying)
I come back and watch this every year
fun fact: pumpkins are technically considered berries
i'll see myself out
w o t
I cannot believe I finally found someone else who accepts this as fact. Thank you
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy HOW PLS EXPLAIJ
@@imliterallyjesse "Berry" by definition according to Encyclopaedia Britannica: "Berry, in botany, a simple fleshy fruit that usually has many seeds, such as the banana, grape, and tomato. As a simple fruit, a berry is derived from a single ovary of an individual flower. The middle and inner layers of the fruit wall often are not distinct from each other."
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy NO WAY OMG MY BRAIN IS FRIED
*Dan and Phil making sex references for 20 minutes straight*
Straight?
Alan Endicott 😏
They need some sex in their lives
Fun quotes form this videos
“ testicles”
“ flags this you have a responsibility”
“It’s time to get deep”
“It’s a lot stickier than I remember”
“ pumpkin spice is cinnamon and lies”
“It’s so wet”
“ Phil’s going in raw”
“This is an ASS pumpkin”
“AHAHAHAHAHAH”
*snort*
“ yack”
“This is some vore roll play”
“This pumpkin is my self esteem...empty”
“I’m doing hippo dan”
“I can’t believe you invented drag”
“I was a sexy emo”
And last but not least
“ oOf”
And
“WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING”
This has been twat central and thank you for listening to my ted talk
“Stabbing these little babies to death”
Twat Central *-VORE-*
GIMME THE IPHONE OR ILL SCOOP YA
7:42 not a specific quote but um...
I could only imagine what their neighbors think
Everything is Phil's child. Someone needs to draw a family portrait. Phil, Dil, Steve, Norman, Simon, the pumpkin, and all the others. Please.
pov: youre here a year later, rewatching, to cope with your emotional trauma
yeah
I’m watching videos for nostalgia (not just Dan and Phil, but mostly them) and I’m crying for every one. I want to go back! 😣
"Daddy, can you help me with the pumpkin?"
"Yes, this is the body of Denise, I murdered her 25 years ago, she was your real mother."
So, that child is...at least 25?
i was thinking about it too
DG A, thank you, that makes me feel less like an obnoxious nitpicker.
Hahaha
i’m so glad someone else picked up on this
It literally screamed because my name is Denise 😂👏
Dan and Phil making inappropriate noises for 20 mins
+innuendos
Do you mean: all of their videos?
youtube: recommends this to me:
me: *its that time of the year again*
Phil: Why doesn't it smell like pumpkin spice?
Dan: Because pumpkin spice is made out of cinnamon and LIES Phil
Me after buying pumpkin spice Pop Tarts
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
PHILS SEXUAL REFERENCES:
"Okay that's the last time we are touching knives today"
"I'm getting close Dan"
"roll up ya sleeves gotta get in there"
"Stickier than I remember"
"So wet"
"This is not the satisfying finger sensation I wanted"
"It slopped down my chin"
"See I would have like a really beautiful face or a really beautiful ass"
"Lick it"
"Get it around your axe"
"It's very messy"
gEt It aROunD YoUr AXe
mantabay 269 now😝
"Phil's goin' in raw, people."
396 likes... I got so excited for a second.
469 likes!
They’ve given up on baking. Oh no Gordon Ramsey really did get to them...
What are you
An idiot sandwich🍔
You fucking doughnut 🍩 of course you don’t microwave a fucking salad 🥗 😂😂😂
@@lupe937 my favorite insult of his.
Gordon Ramsey? What does he have to do with this?
"Daddy? Could you help me with my pumpkin?"
"YeS! tHiS iS tHe BoDy Of DeNiSe ThAt I mUrDeReD 55 yEaRs AgO- She was your real Mother"
It’s 25-
@@samhitha5365 lol
Phil: “Stabbing things is fun”
Dan: for legal reasons “that’s a joke”
4:35
I can’t believe dan has been in his costume for 11 years
This is the blessed comment of the season
That was like crappy sand paper, smooth
this comment needs more attention
sᴀᴍᴇ
He was p r e p a r e d
”I’m getting close Dan”
”Let’s do it together”
“This is the last time we’re touching knives”
“It’s a lot stickier than I remember”
“I’m going in”
“It’s really satisfying after you start”
“Ohhhhhh... Derekkkk...”
“Calm down there bub”
...
...
Elizaveta Uvarova this whole video was just a smut
ohhh nooo
ive been dying through this entire video
sooo many innuendos...
“Phils going in raw”
Derek Discanio is quaking
*"It's quite an intimate experience"*
Dan: “I went as a sexy emo..”
Me: Dan, you’re always a sexy emo.
I like how Dan dropped everything to listen to Phils story at 11:47 - very attentive.
“ we will never be those instagram people, phil. and *chances are if you’re watching this, you ain’t either* ”
hurt.
He called me out. I wasnt ready
yOOOO HAHA i felt personally attacked lmfao
_why is it true tho_
the truth hurts
Had to pause the video for a moment to let that sink in. Ouch.
"That's because pumpkin spice is just _cinnamon and lies_ Phil."
Ffs Dan I can't with you 😂
Omg I'm trying to find this again and I can't find it what's the timestamp
Phil - “ but that’s the first edge of my quiff”
Me - “ so it’s a quedge”
*hysterical laughing and disappointed noises*
who’s back here in october 2020 for some nostalgia cause we miss dan?
Danandphilcrafts is Quaking
And left the chat
Shaking in her grave
RIP
crying from hell
@@garb8933 totally should have said "crafting" in hell
“Umm calm down there bub” - Daniel Howell 2018
Oml I thought I was the only one who picked up on it
time stamp?
steph 18:48
Army ayy
*sobs*
anyone else here in September 2020 trying to remember the good times?
who’s here after phil’s pumpkin spice video?
He is beauty
He is grace
He has a better version of my face ...
Best quote in my opinion.
I thought he was going to say:
He is beauty
He is grace
He is Dan's face
" That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies, Phil."
-Dan, Halloween 2018
cinnamon and lies will be the name of my band if I ever start one
that quote is now gonna be on my ig bio 😂
Yep, you guessed it... It`s that time of year again.
- October, 2021.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021!
Happy Halloween 🎃!
Can someone make a “Dan and Phil make inappropriate joke for 10mins straight” thank you for ur service
Taylor Hayes *just plays this video*
Taylor Hayes i mean you’re already watching a 20 minute one
"Phils going in raw people"
Taylor Hayes there’s actually nothing straight about it 😂
@@rubyink7314 Thank you for this comment
"This pumpkin is my self esteem... EMPTY"
Same
Mood
Retweet
YEET
My science teacher said if it has seeds in it it is a fruit lol that's funny
13:58 The feral energy of this is astounding
Between Dan sniffing candy, Phil talking about dead bodies and all the moans I think this is the most chaotic Dan and Phil video (danandphilcrafts don't count)
"This pumpkin is my self esteem. Empty." - this is so relatable!
jass ann yassss queen
This is literally just DanAndPhilCRAFTS but with more innuendos in high quality
Quipplecake
And less Satan
Rewatching this bc Halloween is coming up in a few days and I have to say
this is some real life foreshadowing for Phil's new haircut. That is LITERALLY his new hair from this year carved into that pumpkin FOUR YEARS AGO.
LITERALLY WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT
"calm down there bub" 18:47
its adorable i cant
Dan’s looks like Donald Trump and Phil’s looks like Voldemort
lime fruit winder « I’d bang Voldemort »- Dan
Yeah but Phil gave his a nose so it can't be....
@@Anime-mi9xo
DanxPumpkin fanfictions incoming
I would bang Voldemort...
Erin Sutton. It kinda just looks like slits but i agree
I'm sorry everyone is dying at the innuendos and I'm crying in laughter over Dan dropping thr camera in the pumpkin
*hi...how ya doin..?*
I couldn’t get over
“yOU MAd LaD”
I pretty much just died laughing at 13:57 I don't know why
SAME SJDNSJSJSK
unrelated, i was the thousandth like and I feel legendary
Here mourning spooky week in 2020
Same rip spooky week 🥺
16:06 at this angle Phil’s pumpkin looks like a screaming baby 😜
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Make Innuendos while Carving Pumpkins for 20 Minutes Straight
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Somehow Make Pumpkin Carving 18+
20 minutes "Straight"
EriiaTheNeko this is funnier now
I was not expecting Dan and Phil to bring up testicles while carving pumpkins
You should have been, though
K. M. Scythe that’s true tbf
This is a comfort video
The best joke ever made
Dan- give me your iPhone or I'll scoop ya
(I love you videos guys keep going)
Didn’t you know it’s unhygienic to have rats in the kitchen?
Beth xxx ugh so disrespectful of them 😔
Twenty øne phandoms! At the disco DirectiYEEner r/whoosh
how much did you wait to make this joke
uMMMm excuse me I saw rattitoulie and there were like 100 rats in that kitchen and it was perfectly clean
I want to like this but the 666 is so perfect 😂
“calm down there bub” is the cutest thing said in this video
Juice 🍉 I thought I was the only one who noticed!
Audrey Doyle Me too!
when was ittt
i cried
Audrey Doyle thank youu
not me watching this oct 8 2020 and weeping
**cue the 5th dan and phil marathon of the year**
*wow I can’t believe Phil invented drag*
"GIMME YOUR IPHONE, OR I'LL *SCOOP* YA!"
-Daniel Howell, October 31st, 2018
scooping is no joke. i accidentally stabbed myself with a pumpkin scooper and i was dripping blood and now have a scar.
I'm so mad this showed up in my feed in 2023 I was so hyped
it’s been a year and a half and 3:31 still bothers me so much.
HOW can a mother of a little kid be dead 25 years prior??? DAN WHERE DID YOUR NEURONS END
Phil: "so wet"
Dan: "Oh my god your actually just going in... Phils going in raw people!"
SO MANY INUENDOS IM CRYING!
Lol in the beginning Phil said "I'm getting close Dan"
Im seven minutes in and my mind has gone wild. Whyyyy
INuendos
Dan created a Trumpkin.
"calm down there, bub" - dan howell 2018
*sigh* presses play
i recover from a sexual innuendo, just to be hit with another one
“Im getting close dan” *moans*
Philip Lester i swear to Jesus
THE INNUENDOS ARE DISTURBING
UwU Yoongi WHEN WAS THISSSS??? I must knowwww...for research purposes
Never mind!! I found it. It’s GLORIOUS
@@annaleev674 4:54, There u go
ok but yoonmin
victoriaa soto okay but yes
I forgot about that beginning and wow that was serotonin
"I was a sexy emo" so..... when are you gonna take off the costume?
“omg it’s so wet”
“phil’s going in raw people”
oh my god the amount of innuendos in this video, how is this still monetized?
They're probably on Google preferred so they're more likely to get ads
they’ve been waiting all year for this too
RIGHT XD
I'm shook 😂 😂 😂
They don't need monetization anymore.
No one:
Phil: I like to think I look a bit like a pumpkin anyway.
but if you think about it.... he kinda does
ight tbh if you’re watching this in Sept/Oct 2020 ily and you’re amazing
Hello friend.
The answer is yes
I totally forgot Dan sold an axe to a young child
Same tbh
big mood
Dans pumpkin looks like a Mii and Phils look like it’s from animal crossing
why is this so accurate omg I thought Phil's looked vaguely familiar
what do you mean that’s just what they look like irl
IT DOES THOUGH lmaoo
OMG IT DOES!!!
18:48
im literally about to start crying thats feaking adorable
18:48 DAN CALLED PHIL BUB HOW ADORABLEEEEE
HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THAT
I NEVER NOTICED TILL THEN
You... you could take so many quotes out of this video that are just....... I don't even know where to start
Imagine all the Twitter and Tumblr posts with quotes at the bootom of a gif or a screenshot only from this video
Pat Black “I’m going stick my fingers in my eyebrows” yep
PHIL:im close
Phil:your close too
Dan:testicles
“I’m getting close, Dan” 👀
@Amber Brooke Thank you (:
Phil has never sounded SO Northern as he did while saying "how many babies are in us right now?"
"Gimme the cigarette. I'm smoking it." -- I stand corrected
5:50 oh my god you’re right
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
I THOUGHT THAT TOO HAHA
"What about the axe in yehr 'ead?"
That too
4:24 “thats the last time were touching knives today” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
did anyone else get this recommended to them just now and think they came back :')