Dan and Phil play MINECRAFT
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- Опубліковано 19 січ 2015
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We play Minecraft for the very first time in our lives! We kind of suck at it.
Like I said we delibs avoided playing this at first so our channel could have some "credibility" while it was new (nice joke there Dan) but now that we've RIPPED THE PLASTER OFF what do you think?
Do you want more Minecraft videos on DanAndPhilGAMES? Is it funny that we know nothing or is that why we should stay as far away from it as possible? Let us know down below!
Hope you had #lolzor thanks for watching GANG.
DAN
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PHIL
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Merch: danandphilshop.com - Ігри
*sarcastically claps when they actually find out how to break blocks*
same
It felt like i was reborn again when he found that out
same
Always
same right here
"What's that?"
"It's Shrek with jeans on"
Seems legit
Rin Okumura Blue Exorcist!!!!!!!! Lol Rin is my Senpai lolol
808 SAME 💖💖💖💖💖
Rin Okumura SMALLISHBEANS IN MINECRAFT
Spitfire 4 ever yassss
Rin Okumura i literly just watched blue exercice
dan: *is literally just breaking dirt with a dandelion*
dan: we’re mining!
imagine if they saw an enderman
**vloop**
dan: wtF?! WTFFFF?!
**vloop**
dan: where dId iT GOOOOOO
phil: **shooketh**
Dan would just say that it's him
hahahaha
Vloop
"I wouldn't trust stroking that, that looks massive."
"Getting wood"
Lauren Jayde That's exactly what I think of every time I log in and get that achievement XD
"He's been rubbing his stump against quite a lot today"
***** "Hit it with your meat"
Lauren Jayde A lot of amazing quotes from this one, thanks for making my day chaps! lol
*_slowly waiting for them to figure out how to break the block, b4 slowly contemplating whether or not to strangle them_*
ik lol i was so triggered, it was funny tho
You’ve put my feeling for this video in a sentence thank you
Lol
*do it, bitch*
mooOOOD
I basically just watched 2 adult men stroking things for 17 minutes
Outré eldrirch what more did you expect? Lmao 😂
I'm here for it.
Please show this comment to someone out of context and share how they reacted
sounds Bad out of context
years later this is still one of the most painful videos i’ve ever watched, but now that the gaming channel is back we deserve to see a better minecraft video 😭
phil played it on his main (went SO much better than it did here) but i would still love to see them try it together again on the gaming channel
Please omfg
Agreed! would a series
I've been wanting a redo since approximately 18 minutes and 6 seconds after they uploaded this one 💀
Agreed😩😩😩😩
*dan and Phil screams when they see a zombie*
Dan:it's like fucking slender!
Me:what will you be like when you see the enderman?
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME
LilyLikesAppples two chicks Saks Elizabeth Elizabeth City same as usual, so they going to give her over
Sugar Candy yes yes yes😂😂😂😂😂👌
they need to go through the nether portal and see the crazy stuff there
Sugar Candy I want them to run into an enderman. their noise is scary af!
How unlucky do you have to be to get spawned underwater before you know all the controls?
Ikr years of playing of playing mine craft and I’ve only spawned in water about 5 times or so 😂
I’ve never spawned in water
I started playing Minecraft 6 years ago and that never happened for me lmfao
Happens to everyone
Hi How ya doin the replies say otherwise
The whole time I was screaming HOLD IT DOWN
I'm terrible at minecraft
And this is painful for me to watch
I know right
actually same
Same
sameee
Im good at mincraft and Ive been playong it since vanilla. I almost beat my head in
"I wouldn't trust stroking that. That looks massive." -Phil Lester 2k15
"Fist the sheep." -Dan Howell 2k15
*yAs*
i love aot
Lanee Hamaguchi context?
???
Lanee Hamaguchi why the Random statement?
Phil: kept talking about creepers
Also Phil: **Saw a creeper** what is that?
TwentyOne BlackVeil Phans 666 likes when I saw this... AGHHHH
|-/
**Every minecraft youtuber ever has left the chat**
Specifically DanTDM
dream smp
"Rubbing his stump against everything..."
Yes Dan *applause*
watching this makes me feel like a minecraft braniac
same
same
SAME!
Agreed XD
Same😂
“Stop being reasonable, this is the internet.” Dan's channel in one quote.
so true xD
My life tbh 🤣🤣
what channel
Kate Krasavtseva oh boy do I have a video for you
FHFDSFJHF
*hardcore*
Dan: nope
*creative*
Dan: nope
Dan: should we just do survival? I think thats the basic one
Also Dan: wHeReS tHe PiCkaXe??
Wilburrrrr
@@JimTom wilburrrr >:O
wilburrrr
"I'm now going to beat a sheep to death using the flesh of it's friend"- Daniel Howell
*SCARED OF SHEEP*
*SCARED OF ZOMBIE*
*TERRIFIED OF SKELETON*
*Approaches Creeper*
IKR
Haaaaha
Lmfao yeah me and my friend are basically Minecraft veterans and I was screaming in my head YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE ZOMBIE AND A SHEEP BUT YOU APPROACH THE FRICKEN WALKING TNT.....lmao but they didn't know so it was funny watching them
Lmao
Lmfao
My favorite thing is when dan screams and that scares phil more than the actual game
Which video are you referring to again
Miro ` this one lol
Miro ` all of them tbh
It was foolish of me too think my ears would be safe with my headphones
I personally liked "I don't think he can climb. Oh. He can climb!"
I was 8 when I watched this and didn't know what Virginity was so I used to use it in my vocabulary a lot while my family used to laugh at me...... Thanks Dan 0:34
omf noooo💀💀
"so how the BUNS do you break blocks?"
Dan’s scream was 1000000% scarier then the zombie.
Than
Im so weak
@@noway2820 drink some water
thank you for the warning🙏🤸👁️👄👁️
OMG TRUUUE😭😭😭
3 years later and this is still such a painful video to watch 😂
Ikr...XD
Yeah 😂😂
The emo hair...
Are you ready for the fokin aquatic update bliches?!
Katie W yeh
Petition to have them try again now (nine years later)
“Hit it with your meat!” and other sentences Phil has said
Out of ALL the monsters, they decided to hit a creeper...
blahhh IKR , they're terrified of the zombie , but they approach a creeper....
They were scared of the fucking sheep
Ikr that's one dumb move
Dan: There’s a zombie thing
Phil: Let’s go stroke one
Dan: *goes to stroke one*
Watching in 2019: they figured out holding let you swim but it still didn't click to hold to break blocks after and I love it
This is so painful, but I love it...
_me screaming because they can't figure out how to BReAk BlOCks_
Things we learnt from this video..
Creepers real names are Creepstons
It takes almost 11 minutes to learn how to break a blocks
Zombies are Shrek in disguise
Dan and Phil can make amazing fetus.. things..
And pretty much Minecraft is a part of the illuminati
Remember kids, if Dan can learn how to play mc, then u can pretty much do anything!!
lol
DansLovelyHobbitHair hahahahahaha
Let
i love ur name,very funny
DansLovelyHobbitHair
I love your hair too
Was anyone else yelling "JUST HOLD DOWN THE BUTTOOOOOOOON" every time they tried to break a block?
I did 😂
Yes
Yassss 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Only every second of the video
Idk how to play minecraft
Petition to have them BOTH play Minecraft again
PLEASE DANIEL
5 years later and *WE’RE STILL WAITING FOR A PART 2* (or just play anything....please) 😂😭
Yes we will take anything
p l e a s e
Well Phil gave us a part 2 😂
"It's Shrek with jeans on..."
its shrek wearing levis
I heard that and chocked on my water
Me irl
😭😭
As a minecraft player this was very painful to watch
ikr
It was very painful
Ikr.
I was crying by the end xD
Very
4 years later and i just realized they named the world “phantasia” 🤦🏻♀️
idkmegan :3 *it hits different*
thats amazing
that profile picture though 😳👊
Dan: who else has a green shirt and long blonde hair?
Me: ALEX!?
Legolas?
ι jυѕт predιcтed wнaт perѕon тнey ѕaιd...
shaggy
@@Alex-gn5py lol
5:12 "I wouldn't trust stroking that. That looks massive."- Phil 2015
ROTFD BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA PHIL NEEDS TO SEE THIS NOW
Omg. Aaagghhhhh
I never thought about that lol
My personal favourite is when Phil says "Hit it with your meat!" to Dan at 15:40, LOL.
Maria T. yeah that one's better lol
I DEMAND A PART TWO OF THIS VIDEO
2017 GOAL OF THE YEAR
Thefakeme93 Yes
SAME!!!!!
Thefakeme93 YES
I want minecraft too!!!!!!
YAS PLEASE IT IS SO ENTERTAINING
4 years later
More relevant than ever...
seven years later and "shrek with jeans on" still makes me laugh so hard i cry lmao
*silently waits for them to encounter an enderman and a giant spider*
lol
That's what I was doing
+Molly Howard they would just freak, or try to "stroke" it
+Molly Howard they would just freak, or try to "stroke" it
YED
me when dan broke the brick
HAAALLLEEJUUAAAAA
SHOW PRAISE WITH YOUR BODY STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH
Same
DiamondPenguinz AND IF YOU CAN'T STOP SHAKING, LEAN BACK LET IT MOVE RIGHT THROUGH YA
Black Pages you guys singing panic! at the disco and i thought of paramore "HALLELUJAH WE'LL MAKE IT LAST FOREVER" /.\
SAME
" How do we catch a rabbit?"
Me: put it in the bucket.
A simple if its a pewds reference, nice. if not: nice.
fever dreams. It is a pewds reference 😂😂
A simple ah yes i see youre a man of culture aswell.
fever dreams. Yes I am indeed
Almost nine years later and "terrain, tesnow....tehail!" still makes me laugh so hard
Petition for part 2
Tagbootsies Xox I signed
Ive signed
Signed
I signed it with my blood
Signed
Was anyone else for the first ten minutes screaming:
"HOLD DOWN THE FUCKING BUTTON TO BREAK A BLOCK!"
XD
+Kalena Smith slowly raises hand
-everyone
yeah
I WAS. THE STRESS MADE ME WANNA KILL HIM XD
+Iris0302 yep, and ffs you idiots
Yes
When you realize that they did not survive this night
it's 2024 and I'm still waiting for you guys to play again 😪
They NEED TO HAVE A SECOND EPISODE!!!!!
Derpy Hooves1025 yes they do
Derpy Hooves1025 your profile picture is amazing!
Derpy Hooves1025 THERES LLAMAS IN THE NEW MINECRAFT
Leah's Logic YESS! AND THEY SO BOOTYFUL!!
Leah's Logic THEY R MAJESTIC
I struggled watching this video, and yet...thoroughly enjoyed it.
:D
I LOVE YOU GIZZY
Holy sht I did not expect to find you here
***** I was just surprised because Dan and Phil are vloggers, Gizzy is a Minecraft gamer. Thats it
***** Gizzy!! :D This was such a hard youtube video to watch help me with some videos im dying :'(
*Dan hysterically laughing at a sheep* OML
rewatching to celebrate this channel coming back :,)))
The first ten minutes I was screaming hold the damn button down!!! In my head
Trisha Martin saaaaame
sameeeeeee
OMG SAME
Same bro..
Yep...
internally screaming 'HOLD IT DOWN!!!'
Mhm yes
Yep.😂
YEP!!!!
OMG IK
I was externally screaming that and my family got concerned
"let's go fight one"
Zombie: HI FRIENDS
"AHHH AHHHHH"
I would happily watch an entire Minecraft series
"It's Shrek with jeans on!"
Omg no XD
that's why learn Minecraft first b4 playing it lol craft!! I love them I criedd
+Einna Dela Casia don't cry! Craft! (Pun intended)
+laura love I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE *WINK WINK KNUDGE KNUDGE*
+Einna Dela Casia don't cry craft (danandphilcrafts)
+Amani Martin
Lol I love ur profile pic
LIKE IF YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING BUT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HOMEWORK
i procrastinate 24/7 yay
fangirling_bc_bands Me, 28/9
yup lol
That moment when you live in Australia, and you don't have school yet, but you have to wake up early so you can watch UK livesshows.
HOW DID YOU KNOW
"maybe our first quest is to find a pickax!" and im dead
petition for them to make an updated version of this
Dan and Phil, we need another Minecraft video😊
Yessssss
YASSSS
уαѕѕ
yaaaaaaaas
YAAAAAAS
THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREAK BLOCKS .... 😭😭😭😭😭 why do I put myself through this
THEY COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH IM DEAD
Twinkle Toes I know I cried
IKR
Twinkle Toes I KNOW RIGHT... THAT WAS SO FRUSTRATING
I was just dying tbh
as a minecraft expert, this video was almost frustrating yet so entertaining to watch yall figure it out. :') play it more!
6 years later i still go back to this video when im sad :)
OMG DAN
Dan: Left click is wave stump in air
I DIED!
PRO MINE-CRAFT PLAYER
Phil: "Hit it with your meat!"
And other sentences by Phil Lester
Omg now that it’s becoming a thing again they NEED to finish this series!!
If only they weren't on hiatus to continue
Dan: **sees character**
Dan: oMG iTs LiNk
Me: ....
No Dan that's *[Alex]*
For the first few seconds I was yelling "HOLD THE SPACEBAR!!!!!"
First 10 minutes I was screaming "HOLD THE STUPID LEFT CLICK!!!!!!!!"
Then, I just laughed, and laughed, and laughed. I laughed the whole time.
I'd love it if you guys made a series out of this. It would be completely amazing.
same =D
Maria Garcia i agree i was doing the same
i know same for me xD
i couldnt really yell tho im supposed to be asleep i got school tomorrow
lol same and ikr
3 years later and we're still waiting for a part 2
4 years later still waiting
Make that four :/
I need them to make this a series
And now, we know it's all over
5 years
ah yes wilbur soot and philza minecraft
i kept screaming through the screen, “YOU HOLD DOWN ON THE BLOCK!”
*creepstons*
😂🔫
That is just my life quote now
Dan: "Who else has a green shirt and long blonde hair?" Me: *Sitting and watching this while wearing a Green shirt with my long blonde hair up in a pony tail*
Awesome person ome i have blonde hair and im wearing a green shirt but my hairs down
L-li-link? Is that you?!?!
Awesome person
Same.
We have found Link!!!! OMG!!! Breaking News!!!
Awesome person i feel the same except my hair is dark brown
i just imagine 16 year old dream watching this
This travesty of a video was posted 4 years ago. We're all dying
I read the comment and then looked at your profile pic my mood
@@kriswhitley5876 haha
Dandelion......Dan de lion.....DAN DE LION!
OMG
My world has been enlightened.
Guys, we've just found the meaning of life.
WoooW! You win the internet now!
I don't mean to rain on your parade but Phil was the lion...
Is it only me who so wants another Minecraft video from them?
Evan Muat you're not the only one
Yep, couldn't agree more
No...no your not😃
Evan Muat no, in literally yelling it in the comments of every video but sempaii wont notice me
I REALLY WANT THAT TOO!!!!!!!
dan and phil MINECRAFT COMEBACK: joining the dream smp and fucking up the egg (accidentally)
i love how they did everything wrong "i wonder what would happen if we mined all the way down"...... oh god
Umm... I think "link" is actually a girl named Alex
"You can't hate us for not knowing things" Me: IS THAT A CHALLENGE
Comment section in a nutshell.
this video was so painful for anyone with any basic minecraft knowledge let alone someone whos been playing for years ajsgdhg
I've been playing minecraft for over five years and I've never spawned underwater. Lmao
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER, I REPEAT, NEVER DRINK TEA (OR ANYTHING REALLY) WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING DAN & PHIL BECAUSE NOW I GOTTA CLEAN MY KEYBOARD
when they accidentally hit the rabbit, i spit all over my keyboard lmao
VIRGIL SANDERS
Gotta love Virgil as your profile pic
Virgil lmao 😂
Hey Virge
It's 2018 and I'm still waiting for a part 2..
*wtf*
Alexandra Zaworski Same tho XD
ikr
ITS MARCH
Me too XD
2radergirl YOU’RE WRONG, IT’S APRIL
SAME! I NEED PART 2! it's April now!
You know, in quarantine, this is quite hilarious. Imagine them not knowing the controls before 10 minutes passed, and this is BEFORE they updated the entire game for damn bees. Just imagine them playing the game now 😂😂😂
the og mcyt
*send me some blocks*
kaya papaya *send blocks not nudes*
Espresso Lester oh geez
This video should be called
*Two Manchildren Scream at a Kid's Game*
The99Degrees 👏👏👏
MINECRAFT IS NOT JUST FOR KIDS
The99Degrees 👏👏👏👏
Now that you guys are back you should make a realm and play together, attempting to keep yourselves and each other alive without knowing anything. 10/10 would watch
Watching this in 2023 and was not prepared when Phil said "enjoy your life in 2015". I'm so ollllllllddd 😭😭
Just hold the button!!!! AAHHHHH 😬
Sara H and i thought i was a noob
chloe hartwick they were new to mine craft you can’t blame them,as they said they never watched any videos of mine craft.
Sara H I KNOWWW! IT KILLED ME WHEN THEY STARTED TO HOLD THE BUTTON AND THEN STOPPED
Sara H. Boi u sez me
Let’s just all agree that Dan screaming always scares us more than the game itself
agreed
Agreed.
*The Dream Team better watch out*
*Tommyinnit left the chat*
*Ranboo left the chat*
scott smajor how much do i have to pay you to get these two on the next mcc pride