Dan and Phil play HAPPY WHEELS!!

[@lumiutopia]

"go straight and fast" everything that dan isnt

[@abigailmcalister4575]

u win

[@amandacederberg5484]

nice one

[@abigailmcalister4575]

THIS IS HIGHLIGHTED M VJEHFOIE

[@cxxldxde274]

Lumikki
Help, I can't stop laughing.

[@sydclem]

Lumikki im dying

[@fana3153]

Did anyone see this?
Dan: "I am your husband"
Dan: *looks at phil for a bit*
Dan: *smiles*

[@zy8881]

Kawaii Potato YESSSS

[@teemckenzie4975]

Kawaii Potato WHEN WAS THIS?

[@FranchescaDeLaRosa]

Dude yes

[@sophiaking2031]

WHEN WAS THIS

[@janesaul7946]

Kawaii Potato WHEN OMG

[@sadsack4410]

Dan: "The child isn't dead, jump over the child"
Phil: *Jumps on child*

[@jocelyn8560]

Dan: ._.) wot i jus say

[@angietoso274]

Omg i was laughing so hard

[@princessgloom6895]

Phil gets best dad award for sure 👍

[@elisab6281]

Sad Sack AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jezzywg1875]

Sad Sack so right

[@legomaster7982]

Dan: The child is not dead. Jump over the child
Phil: *Jumps on the child*

[@homeleipa5932]

Lol

[@lovequinnreincarnated]

mood

[@crytobiii]

@@lovequinnreincarnated same lmao

[@cephi]

also,
sign: *don't touch the guillotine*
phil: *touches guillotine*

[@luvconnies]

I love how phil just laughs and dan screams.

[@lewlavabra6811]

that's every gaming video they ever made tbh

[@lianamark2484]

Lewlav Abra lol true

[@anastasia8408]

dan and phil in a nutshell

[@Just_Hyupi]

ItsYaGirl Connie yes

[@KitKat-hm6nd]

YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis true very true

[@lpslover30ify]

"Im a single bachelor and I like it" THE DEATH OF A BACHELORRRR

[@maniadhillon3483]

lpslover30ify OH OH OH LETTIGN THE WATER FALL

[@lpslover30ify]

Mania Dhillon SEEMS SO FITTING FOR HAPPILY EVER AFTER WHOOO

[@maniadhillon3483]

lpslover30ify HOW COULD I ASK FOR MOOORRE

[@lpslover30ify]

Mania Dhillon LIFETIME OF LAUGHTER

[@katelynndurban9979]

lpslover30ify at the expense.

[@melongoat2178]

"USE YOUR GLUTES" you know that you know what I'm talking about

[@bethanylowery1319]

Tiny Noodle "now that's what I call perseverance."

[@theresah1833]

Tiny Noodle Tyler is bae 😂💗

[@user-uy2vs5jg7l]

Tiny Noodle spencer and sven

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

sven is my spirit animal

[@julia-kk7zi]

YESYESYES

[@DouglasTheAlien]

dan: now I peacefully-
*crushes a bunch of people*

[@lillibellehanes5836]

omg I was looking for this comment 😂

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Well it was peaceful if they didn't scream.

[@kaylal.107]

My favorite Dan quote "Everyone's problematic Dad, Felix"

[@echolynn13]

Nah, my favorite is “STOP THRUSTING!!!”

[@Nicky12376]

Did you guys update the Sims 4 for the toddler update? Can't wait to see you two struggle to manage a little one.

[@puretrash2982]

Nicky lmao

[@ahdvai2098]

Nicky yes they did, I think the next video is TS4

[@sakmper1]

ya they did, phil spoke abt it in his live stream yesterday he said they change dab into a toddler in it... he said next week i think

[@diasorrentino]

Nicky ugh they r so hard to take care of

[@baibubble515]

Nicky I HATE the stinkin toddlers! They are just too much work for me

[@annahuff9262]

"straight and fast" two things dan isn't

[@manaiawatene3820]

His hair is the only straight thing about him and even that is naturally curly

[@TheColorBlue22]

Haha

[@ayushibhanja]

Meme Overlord I was going to comments this😂😂

[@PeachPearz]

Meme Overlord I THOUGHT THAT LMAO

[@ayonacatoriwilkie5790]

Meme Overlord name and profile pick👍👌

[@claireprestgard1181]

"Well I thought I was safe, then the falling bicycle killed the child and shot off my arm." - a sentence you will only hear in a Dan and Phil video

[@sarahfignutmum8235]

sara comerford good try in being positive, but I don’t think their neighbours are ever going to think that it’s at least somewhat normal. 😐

[@lpssugarstudio]

*I physically died at "STOP THRUSTING!!”*

[@catbra1n]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Chem825]

i could not fucking breath

[@katelynfox1942]

LPSSugarStudio same...just same

[@creepylps442]

LPSSugarStudio saaaaaame

[@abriannaf9973]

LPSSugarStudio XD

[@bathfish]

"We love giving the people what they want" who knew later that year they'd go on tour with that slogan

[@darlene4401]

Your profile pic is adorable :0

[@oliverj.deoliveira3504]

YES MATE

[@maryr6595]

i was listening to that part while i was scrolling through their videos and i heard that and said, “WAIT A MINUTE”

[@kimphi5372]

"We love giving the people what they want" who knew later that year they'd go on tour with that slogan

[@wishingwell_333]

who knew they would stop giving us what we want

[@whatisaphan6605]

'' From 'Iamyourhusband' "
Dan * looks at phil *
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY PANCAKES IN PEACE AND YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS

[@whatisaphan6605]

its at 6:36 btw

[@panicatthediscwiththecryba8385]

Thank you for this wonderful comment. I also love your profile pic❤

[@hi-mx9rb]

I'm jealous of your pancakes

[@hi-mx9rb]

Also idk but I see you everywhere

[@bunnybread2834]

THE VINE SAYS WAFFLES GET IT RIGHT BEEBO
wait wtf I'm Beebo
OH HELL NAW BITCH

[@foreveramoonwaker1830]

*Man gets crushed by combine*
Dan: *screams*
Phil: *laughs hysterically* "its raining meat, hallujah its raining meat"
Did they swich?

[@Grace-cr1xf]

😂😂😂

[@kasiadebruijn1224]

forever a moonwaker I think they swiched

[@Thatthinggoverthere]

Every time I hear Phil singing that instead of meat I hear"its raining me"😂😂😂

[@twentyonediscoboys945]

Mood 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolebutler9077]

"Everyone's problematic dad" is the best way to describe felix lmaoooo

[@inparasomniac]

my thoughts exactly.

[@Tarabellaworld]

*Does anyone else just automatically start smiling when they start watching them?? ☺️💕*

[@Tarabellaworld]

I hope someday I'll make people smile watching my videos ☺️💕😁

[@MrsAddictedsoul]

Tarabella same ^^

[@meganmiller173]

Tarabella YAAASSS!!❤️😂😊

[@Rattfood]

What a happy go lucky comment for this video

[@Annhandle]

Tarabella YES

[@nicolebutler9077]

"Shitting flick nipple" -incredible gaming commentary from Dan Howell 2017

[@llamacorn5242]

One of my favorite Daniel Howell quotes lol

[@maddiecarney7577]

Steve: *gets shot by a harpoon and breaks his shins*
Phil: *laughs* amazing (3:43-3:48)
*body parts everywhere*
Phil: 🎶IT’S RAINING MEAT!🎶 (4:58-5:02)
Dan: STOP THRUSTING!! (8:47-8:48)
Dan: hop over the child and everyt-
Phil: *jumps on child and kills him*
Dan: NO!!! (11:31-11:34)
Dan: now I peacefully *kills people* (13:08-13:09)
Dan: just cycle and jump
Phil: Okay.... *kills family* (15:21-15:30)
Dan: I’m an unstoppable mom! *mom blows up* (17:26-17:29)

[@agw74]

Maddie Carney
Thx man

[@xo_killer_queen_ox8205]

Perfect.

[@jphone6606]

Is his name actually Steve or is that a jse thing?

[@nicholask7566]

@@jphone6606 it's a jse thing

[@telesha8902]

thank u for this

[@plantcup7395]

dan:''just hop over the child..'' phil: * jumps directly on it* me: * slow claps*

[@angeliquuaa]

* Slowly claps * 👐👏👐👏👐👏

[@gojirarex5138]

Same

[@whalesinlamentation5351]

IT

[@warrirs4life955]

Man gets squished by tractor
Phil: laughs hysterically
Dan: screams
Wait... did they switch bodies or something?

[@animeeleven0114]

Warriors 4Life XD

[@alliem126]

Warriors 4Life trueee😂😂

[@americano700]

Warriørs 4Life I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING XD

[@Iris-tl7ld]

Omg hahah

[@faith9196]

Really says a lot, doesn't it

[@thewinterizzy]

If Susan can finish the race with no arms and dead children, I can finish my homework.

[@ineffablefrodo]

same

[@pissganger6612]

Did you finish your homework yet?

[@kicksandtricks3887]

thewinterizzy im trying to finish mine but this is too distracting lmao

[@graeconnelly8973]

that’s where you’re wrong kiddo

[@kenxie27]

This ain't a scene it's a gah deh ahrs reh

[@faith9196]

Dan and Phil and the only UA-camrs who can genuinely make me laugh out loud. I was literally crying because I was laughing so hard at the "QUIT THRUSTING" part xD

[@stayfrosty8404]

I just luffed non stop

[@twentyonediscoboys945]

Me to they are the only people who can make me GENUINELY laugh I rolled of my bad laughing at 4:00 am

[@jordanhines2417]

Dan: you dodged the harpoons
Me: SOME SEE A PEN I SEE A HARPOON

[@laylahw1067]

CRYBABY |-/

[@zackthehack1046]

CRYBABY that's literally what I thought of when I'm heard him say that... 😂

[@angelsoobin]

CRYBABY IM SEEING TØP IN 20 DAYS WHOOOO

[@hamstergirl67]

I love ur name and profile pic

[@spazwithyou8]

CRYBABY I SAW THEM TONIGHT IT WAS MAGIC

[@emily-jayne1554]

*Phil:* "I'm a single bachelor and I like it"
*Phil:* **dies in the game**
*Me:* THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR

[@philisamazinganddanjustfel1682]

Emily-Jayne same

[@ccarll4701]

Emily-Jayne O o o, letting the water fall. The death of a bachelor , o o o, seems so fitting for DAN AND PHIL OOOO HOW COULD I ASK FOR MORE?

[@ccarll4701]

Emily-Jayne it truly is. Wat's ur fav song?

[@josefinaperalta8983]

I knew that you were gonna comment that and I didn't even read the whole comment! TTHHEE DDEEAATTHH OOFF AA BBAACCHHEELLOORR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sirenofthefallen7230]

Emily-Jayne At least I'm not the only one who thought of that 😂

[@mariamasidibe1677]

"Some see a pen, I see a harpoon."

[@auntchilada8635]

*U S E Y Ø U R G L U T E S*

[@auntchilada8635]

|-/

[@somedudewithacamera9273]

but when I see an actual harpoon do you see a pen?

[@annikathegerman91]

lauren haney Yes

[@misanthroapologist]

Mariama Sidibe *UsE yOuR gLuTeS |-/*

[@aishee3182]

*Everybody's problematic dad, Felix.*
Couldn't agree more, Daniel, couldn't agree more.

[@itsstupidfullmoon2323]

"He's fine. He just can't ever move again."
-Dan 2017

[@starduster9790]

it's stupid full moon I can't breath!!!!

[@indigo365]

it's stupid full moon because loGiC

[@laurelholt7798]

Dan reading: From "I am your husband"
Dan: immediately looks at Phil
You cheeky lil shit

[@justmioki-okiiteratureclub8759]

Laurel Holt time please

[@iwanttobelieve5484]

Oof

[@EmilyP]

thank you for bringing a bit of happiness to this terrible day

[@bacon8353]

Emily P same

[@kathrynalegre3828]

Emily P Probably just failed my math midterm. Dan and Phil make me forget that happened today.

[@mgroshok2565]

Emily P Same

[@abbyinman9501]

Emily P it was a very happy day for me #teamtrump

[@imadinosoar3008]

Abby Inman Gurl No

[@jxomxo]

There are so many TØP references in this, especially to the time TØP themselves played this game, that it hurts

[@kylohepburn]

yes, i miss them

[@charlie9619]

*USE YOUR GLUTES!!!!!*

[@clayhey_7011]

HIATUS AHHHHU

[@Gloria-ey3tn]

Tøp trash ahhh yes tøp

[@dekusluv4355]

USE YOUR GLUTES

[@dblonde7]

I love how dan passed all of the courses and Phil just kept crying

[@dblonde7]

*just kept failing

[@semigay1527]

We all know you meant crying 😂

[@sarah-yz5dk]

I'm phil

[@xopiiink796]

Dan: "How powerful is that man's bloody glutes?!"
Me: "uSe yOuR GLUTES!"
Frens. |-/

[@trippinondashroomies2474]

TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. |-/

[@ellrot01]

TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. |-/

[@skylarjohnson4669]

TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. the very way i responded except i was just aggressively whispering 😂

[@marithekitty]

YESSS

[@kiriliri]

TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. SVEN
USE
YOUR
GLUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEESSSSSS

[@cara424]

Games they should play: octodad, corpse party, who's your daddy, life is strange and an other type of game that can be multiple videos

[@cara424]

I hope they start another series

[@mayre6359]

Cara Henderson corpse party would be so good!

[@moiraverelst5157]

Cara Henderson CORPSE PARTY YESSSSS

[@pusheenthecat4913]

Cara Henderson OMG CORPSE PART YAAAASSSSS

[@magneticgerio8011]

the amount of jokes Dan would make in " Who's Your Daddy? "

[@angelvisto2768]

when you watch jacksepticeye as well as dan and phil:
*SPEEEEEEEED IS KEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!*

[@megan-ul8fg]

exokuza LITERALLY MEEE

[@qveercurls]

SCREW YOU BILLY

[@michael69420_]

Twisted Cookie
Hey that’s my line :(

[@beebupp]

I'm just here for the tøp references

[@amyjq5644]

Also
"C'MON STEVE, YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!!!!!!"

[@sabrinamalia9831]

Phil: "I am a single bachelor"
* character dies *
Me: "The death of a bachelor ooooohh oh oh"

[@kirafaust1590]

Sabrina Dunseph YASSS

[@baileyletzkus3029]

Sabrina Dunseph yaaaaasssss

[@convenientlyy]

yeesss

[@mjolnir0676]

XD love the username too!

[@lowkeyloosingit3003]

I actually did that

[@oliviah5447]

"Are they ok?" - Josh Dun

[@maggie-no5zm]

Jishwa and Tyjo DUDE YES

[@jessiiplayz2533]

Jishwa and Tyjo I WAS THINKING THAT OH MY FUCKING JOSH YES
YES
YES
YES
YEESS

[@maggie-no5zm]

JessiiPlayz25 guys I think we have an addiction

[@georgiamarie7246]

Jishwa and Tyjo love tat part

[@thousandfootdeepend1278]

"Bike rides that are worst for me personally are the ones where there's arrows through my neck."~Josh Dun

[@teresaruiz9847]

now we need Tyler and Josh and Dan and phil play happy wheels together

[@avadubbs1160]

Oh god

[@markiplierjacksepticeyetra5067]

Teresa Ruiz omg we need this

[@Katie-mp3pq]

Teresa Ruiz who's Tyler and josh?

[@matildeandrea]

Teresa Ruiz My dream would come true!!!

[@zaidamartin5374]

Teresa Ruiz that would be beautiful

[@misanthroapologist]

Dan-How powerful are those man's bloody glutes?
Me- *U S E Y O U R G L U T E S*
(Twenty Øne Piløts reference)

[@zozuken7059]

yes

[@orianaskyhagans]

@@zozuken7059 I agree with your username 210%

[@joedzbramos616]

sICK

[@bittermoth7518]

yes

[@keegan6448]

Yesss TØP!!

[@EmmaLucilleYTB]

Pewdiepie: Nobody playing Happy Wheels in 2017 actually enjoys it
Dan and Phil: *upload happy wheel's video*
- I typed this comment before getting to the part where they said that ahahaha, such rebels

[@shadythot1765]

I know that's what happened? 😂

[@308MiA]

This is exactly why I love them

[@kelmer9127]

6:36 I AM SCREAMING DAN WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

[@fiftywordsformurder3261]

Zoe Elmer AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

[@annajohnson960]

Zoe Elmer
OMG AHAHAHAHAHA

[@loohser222]

Zoe Elmer. yay

[@user-kn6bb2bz8u]

Zoe Elmer What? its true

[@princessamelia5284]

Zoe Elmer he SAID I AM YOUR HUSBAND

[@haylierankin2094]

"Is that what Pete Wentz thought when I- oh godsh oh gosh "
i diED ISREUSHURS

[@stephanieverbeek3989]

CrankThatGerard yeeeeeee

[@jayfelios]

CrankThatGerard YEE

[@beebupp]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hi this is why I have no friends

[@chalkcult]

y'all, Imma stop the Yee-ing.... *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* instead :D

[@tamerajames3811]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@dudebro2282]

*PHIL LESTER BE SAVAGE IN THIS VIDEO*

[@wormdemon]

14:29 DAN RIGHT THERE IS ME AT ALL TIMES. I'M JUST IN A CONSTANT STATE OF THAT.

[@jaydajensen8301]

theACKparade gerard

[@wormdemon]

18:54 AND THAT
BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN IS DAN NOT ME HONESTLY

[@wormdemon]

+g note ofc also your username is how i feel

[@irrelevant4468]

same ;-)

[@desireeleija5074]

Dan and Phil talking about Santa Clause
me: Sometimes i dream about being one of the raindeers galloping through the sky with leather straps tying me to my friends mmm yes carrots please

[@kiwinightcore5282]

reindeers*

[@orangejuice47ceb]

reindeer*

[@oliviamoore5119]

... what?

[@coolguy2051]

Emery McKee
You poor soul.

[@the_archives597]

REFERENCE

[@allanysolorzano6529]

I love how Dan casually claps at Phil's Failure .

[@littleenglishpettle4339]

Dan: ok there's a man beneath these bricks, don't murder him phil
Phil: *murders the man*
Dan: YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL!

[@daniellee6331]

Phil: "It's raining meat, hallelujah"
Dan: "NOBODY ASKED FOR THAT VERSION"
You tryna kill me?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@number.1epiccforniter]

ALL YOU SINNERS STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH!

[@unicornqueen1238]

Panic! At the Twenty One Chemical Phandoms Amazing name!!!

[@P4RTYP01SON]

Dan and phil: *playing happy wheels*
Dan: "glutes "
USE YOUR GLUTES

[@booksadiction3004]

Omg Use your glutes❤️

[@dinogaming1798]

Yeesss XD

[@auntchilada8635]

|-/

[@somedudewithacamera9273]

punk lero me

[@locallddreamer8134]

Same

[@graces9505]

I WATCHED 0:55 LIKE 100 TIMES BECAUSE IT COMES BACK AFTER A JUMPCUT & WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED BUT PHIL IS SMILING SO BIG IT'S ADORABLE

[@thanksguiseppe1055]

grace Sidney 'we like to come back with a bang'

[@kaitlynbrooke9129]

The Cat's Pyjamas OMG BAHAHA

[@llysmichelle]

grace Sidney NAKJSFEUEUEYEJWIOWPPWEHDV I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE EK

[@desireebarlow8677]

grace Sidney they were probably joking about Dan saying "we come back with a bang" but idk and I'm not questioning... just watching gods play games

[@krys7101]

The Cat's Pyjamas seriously. 😂

[@jjgecko9542]

5:18 HIS LAUGH IS SO PRECIOUS
And also... Chunklets?

[@sunshinehobi8954]

Dan: 'How powerful are that man's glutes?
Me:
USE YOUR GLUTES !!!!!!

[@liamstorey2029]

Cry Baby yesss

[@matildeandrea]

Cry Baby TØP! |-/

[@_p1xie]

Cry Baby YES M8 |-/

[@kenz9113]

SAME |-/

[@jinkiesmeg8591]

Cry Baby USE THE GLUTES OF WISSDOMMM \-/

[@sophiemunson2586]

USE YOUR GLUTES!!!....I'll go home now

[@servampofsloth9548]

2:48
Dan: "How Strong Are Those Man's Bloody Glutes!?"
Me: *"Use Your Glutes!"*
(Twenty Øne Piløts, Anyone Else 😂?)

[@oliviacampbell2759]

i did XD

[@emmabrown2886]

Servamp Of Sloth YESS

[@camivillarreal3262]

i did lmao

[@iminlovewithrocks]

Servamp Of Sloth Yas

[@trinityalley3562]

Servamp Of Sloth YEEESSS

[@ayato9797]

*_welcome to 2k17_*
it's the first day of 2018

[@beebupp]

Nearly 2019

[@katiweiss8990]

2019

[@Grace-cr1xf]

I liked this thinking it was still 2018 it's now 2019.....

[@alliemcg1223]

*_AS IT'S 2019 AND I'M SADLY BINGEWATCHING ON HIATUS_*

[@kasiadebruijn1224]

2k19

[@LeirinAyume]

Who thinks Dan and Phil should play Hello Neighbour??

[@rockpaperrandom3183]

Leirin Ayume
Yes!!!!!! XD

[@LeirinAyume]

Some Chair falling from Dan XD

[@rockpaperrandom3183]

Leirin Ayume literally exactly what I was thinking XD

[@satan4153]

Leirin Ayume YES!!!

[@LeirinAyume]

I hope they do it XD

[@KACHANNEL101]

"STOP THRUSTING AT YOUR DADS TORSO!" -Dan Howell 2017

[@monaislam8733]

Katie Haldane what a hypocrite

[@agcupcakelover7005]

is it just dad or
*daddy*?

[@Bloody-Roses18]

Katie Haldane literally one of the best quotes from Dan.

[@KitKat-hm6nd]

Cassidia Crazygal AGREED

[@lilymoss-yerg9666]

I did a spit take when he said that, with orange juice while I have a cold.

[@stardown6271]

UA-cam
WHAT HAPPENED
I'VE BEEN WATCHING DAN AND PHIL ALL WEEK
WHY WAS I NOT ALERTED
I DID NOT GET AN EMAIL
NO NOTIFICATIONS
THE BELL IS ON
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

[@deadacc8233]

Nelia Libago IKR!!??

[@wammiwi]

Nelia Libago SAME

[@channelyourdreams4779]

Nelia Libago same!!!

[@ryleywiley2571]

Nelia Libago SAME THOUGH LIKE WHAT THE SHIT

[@bryph]

Same

[@AstronaughtYT]

Dan: We should name him!
Me: It’s Segway Steve.
Dan: How about... Richard
Me: I SaiD It’S seGWAY stEVe
Phil: Yeah!
Me: I T ‘S S E G W A Y
S T E V E J E S U S C H R I S T

[@charlie9619]

*SCREW YOU BILLY!!!*

[@nestlucky2318]

He is also suicide steve

[@snowybear1281]

BOBBY AND BILLY

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

I believe in Steve.

[@RamenRP]

SPEED IS KEY!

[@AlwaysaFangirl]

I've already spent literal weeks watching Felix and Jack play this game. Am I seriously going to waste more time watching Dan and Phil play it? . . . . . Yes, yes I am.

[@coconutmochi6402]

same

[@alejaba8230]

Always a Fangirl suga wyd

[@madisonw3705]

ARMY

[@beebupp]

Dont forget Tyler and Josh

[@savvystratton7082]

Glutes? Harpoons? Happy Wheels? NASA shirt? Dan and Phil = TØP. Confirmed. |-/

[@totoro-ty3kq]

yes.

[@izziemendez5138]

Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
(Get it? I made a funny.)

[@nyumiia]

i like how phil can kill himself even in the simplest objective "Oh Just Jump" *goes the wrong way amd dies

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

I am never riding a segway again

[@jx77747]

DanAndPhilGAMES WHAT THE FUCK

[@maddyg2678]

DanAndPhilGAMES notice me

[@nyumiia]

DanAndPhilGAMES Omg you replyed YAY this made my day considering i had exams XP

[@nicoleyuki8097]

DanAndPhilGAMES You shouldn't

[@melancholyism]

i have never laughed so much in my life.
also, tøp fans where you at???

[@viveka3600]

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[@izzysavage4634]

Your profile and username are true artwork

[@roseslugi]

YOU SHOULD PLAY THE SIMS 4! DAB WILL BE A TODDLER!

[@AJEX_IS_LIT]

AmazingBinChild yup

[@cassielj]

AmazingBinChild they did Phil mentioned it in his liveshow

[@margarettaylor3823]

dab is gonna starve to death if they dont

[@kobrakid8130]

Dan: "Harpoon"
Me: "TAKE THIS WEAPON, FORGED IN DARKNESS. SOME SEE A PEN, I SEE A HARPOON"

[@chickennug1336]

Kobra Kid YEESSS I LOVE YOU

[@oliviacampbell2759]

YESS

[@taycorinn6985]

Kobra Kid YESSS

[@aaronwest1705]

Kobra Kid YES I THOUGHT EXACTLY THE SAME THING

[@RumerPriestly]

Kobra Kid Glutes. Spencer and Sven. THE MEMORIES.

[@lillieshippy]

16:35 I BELIEVE IN STEVE

[@stained.remains1664]

Lillie Shippy ALL THE WAY

[@lillieshippy]

a_muggle_nerd KEEP ON DANCING

[@amyfergus8629]

Lillie Shippy ALL THE WAY

[@vsernqme]

KEEP ON FLYIN'

[@stillintofandoms]

+Amy Fergus KEEP GOIN YOU GOT THIS

[@chickensoup1025]

Dan: it's all just one giant scream
The king of happy wheels (jacksepticeye) : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@elanorallmann]

I love Dans laugh! It's the best.

[@castielshoneybeetit633]

*And now, my little sister calls Dan and Phil "the guys with the fireworks"*

[@anonymous-vv2cg]

- CastielsHoneybeeTit - and cousin sis calls them "the guys with the hair" 😂

[@thesupremegentlemantm4442]

- CastielsHoneybeeTit - 😂

[@neonshin9828]

- CastielsHoneybeeTit - lool

[@gabrielazani935]

- CastielsHoneybeeTit - its in its way to become a gif

[@jessicasimpson5989]

- CastielsHoneybeeTit - xD

[@eleanorreynolds8233]

Dan's voice saying "Choke me Daddy" will be in my nightmares (jk, dreams - shhhh) for the next millennium 😂

[@erinab3162]

Ella Kezia ;)

[@madisonwithaquestionmark7408]

I have been watching every DAPG video from oldest to newest in quarantine and legit started tearing up upon realizing this video is part of the beginning of dan embracing the curls.

[@shayneedsalife1748]

If you want to give the people what they want, reunite mcr

[@ietjesiobhan]

STILL TOO BLOODY SOON

[@Jess-ws6qs]

Shay Needs A Life it's too good to be true

[@ayelacie2370]

OOO SHIT TRU AF

[@emilymichxlle]

Shay Needs A Life YES I NEED TO SEE THEM LOVE 😭

[@rossa8487]

Shay Needs A Life YES!!!

[@urmycat99]

20 minutes of dan and Phil bants are exactly what I need to make me not want to die today

[@mystarrynight13]

Same 🖤

[@rileycostello9147]

Oh it's just dan and Phil, I can watch this out loud.
"YOU'RE COMBINING INCEST, NECROPHILIA AND CANNIBALISM" "STOP THRUSTING AT YOUR DAD'S TORSO" "OH HE'S FISTING HIM"

[@carlittahowie3827]

Riley Costello LMAO

[@anna15410]

I always wear headphones, then turn it to the lowest volume to still be able to hear, but avoid dan's screaming

[@bonbonworalert3235]

I did that too while sitting next to my mum.

[@helpivebeenimpaled]

Don't forget "NO ONE TOUCHES HER SWEET TEETS APART FROM ME"

[@angelangeli9724]

me too

[@atinycutie2698]

they still make me laugh after all these years, i love them so much

[@cassidysamantha8639]

I've never laughed so much :D that was awesome I forgot about feeling sick for that 20 minutes and just laughed :)

[@faith9196]

Same, I love them so much xD

[@kaydineg3686]

Same but I have a sore throat so I can’t exactly laugh lol

[@mayahjohnson6289]

Cassidida same here!!

[@kathrynanderson7667]

Cassidida same I felt really nauseous before watching this but this distracted me!

[@marinalang3967]

I swear they are the only people that can stop my anxiety attacks👍🏻

[@marinalang3967]

dil Howlter hello! Have a great day!!

[@jessicas7496]

|-/

[@marinalang3967]

Jessica S |-/ always😉😂

[@sophiedrake9287]

Honestly same

[@booksadiction3004]

|-/

[@ricecake607]

"From:i'm your husband"
*D look at Phil*
me:*dead*

[@blummen5196]

phandawson.Yaw.SUPERNATURALBRENDON urieMCR HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE DEAD?

[@number.1epiccforniter]

NO ONE EVER HAD MUCH NICE TO SAY

[@glassphoenix9095]

h..he was talking to phil....you look at people when you talk to them.........he was talking about the username of the level creator...

[@hanniii3910]

rice cake JIMIN PHOTO

[@9158dkos]

grimdarkpixels got a dream crusher up in here.

[@camilapacheco3849]

6:36
dan: from i am your husband **immediately looks at phil and smiles**
phil: nice

[@litrahlee]

Can we please talk about dans shirt?

[@crystalfrost6216]

litrahlee_ yesh

[@lpsdaze8242]

litrahlee_ can we talk about how Dan said 'ball?' Literally what I live for, he is a pile of cuteness.

[@hollyhadley9960]

litrahlee_ I want to buy it omfgksjsbsbsk

[@lpsdaze8242]

spaceukuleles oh hey :D

[@serena1836]

Yes omg I want it.

[@maddyg2678]

"by iamyourhusband" *looks at phil* ~ dan howell 2k17

[@brookegoldman8487]

maddy godwin I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS

[@jesusharvey5160]

maddy godwin what when was this damnit I missed so much cuz of these bloody earbuds

[@caitlin4694]

maddy godwin what time

[@jessstar1395]

maddy godwin omg what when

[@isthisthekrustykrab4895]

maddy godwin It's at 6:34 for those asking.

[@cecec00]

At the end, all I could think of was, "IM A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE!"

[@sophasaf]

Claire Carlton ITS FASTER IF YOU ROLL! 😂

[@ktony859]

Ahh, I love Brandon Rogers!

[@jesskuca8563]

it’s been 6 years and today i figured out why someone made a game called “dan and phil FRUIT”

[@brunamaffia9402]

Dan: from i am your husband
Dan looks at phil
i cried

[@dannysWiesel]

Mariana Sequira at 6.30 ish

[@foolishcrimes9846]

Alex Fierro!

[@user-kf6xl6pj5z]

don't cry,
*CRAFT*

[@ellawilliams7106]

@@dannysWiesel thank you, god

[@coversandothers8027]

DevilHatesMax e

[@kat-iv4qj]

dan's giggle at 5:18 is my religion

[@chlo3883]

AHAHHAHA

[@maddie_4577]

phil's dab we gonna talk about his full blown scream at 11:32 that's the loudest I've ever heard hom

[@ResaChiic]

that was more like a cackle than a giggle xD

[@wiv1473]

he literally witch cackled 😭😭

[@shoiny]

dan: how powerful are that man's bloody glutes? me: USE YOUR GLUTES (tøp reference)

[@rocksnplants4349]

I just came from that video lol

[@Cringepants]

shiny9902 AJ this comment section has got me depressed

[@kaz_salah]

Haha USE YØUR GLUTES

[@soph4903]

shiny9902 AJ yesyesyes

[@spacedouterril-4977]

AHHHHH THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IM NOW SOOO HAPPY

[@paigefransen3768]

i was crying from laughter this entire video ( yes i know it's august 2017 don't judge )

[@lataviathomas7208]

paige fransen SAMEEE

[@alisonb9264]

OMG SAME

[@tammywood3229]

it’s 2k18 and I literally died

[@deborah-su8ff]

paige fransen January 2018, still going strong

[@sumeyras.8938]

Its april 2018 dont judge

[@ellymarshall479]

If you get both your arms chopped off finish the obstacle course
- Phil lester 2017

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

That's kind of poetic if you think about it and don't take it literally.

[@greysen3859]

Even Twenty one Pilots beat you to it

[@MochaVSGaming]

FUCK THAT VIDEO IM CRYING

[@miasanchez3552]

Greysen Walsh yup

[@kiri9956]

Greysen Walsh "you got this Sven... USE YOUR GLUTES"

[@greysen3859]

k i shouted sven when they chose that one

[@desireebarlow8677]

Greysen Walsh yes I wasn't the only one!

[@sneksneksnek0000]

"So I think technically I win!"
"Oh shut up."
Why the fuck are they so in love I'm gonna eat a fucking fridge

[@mj66286]

Hannah McBride I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

[@pixel7974]

I have no clue why but I connect emotionally with ur comment

[@reservoirku1697]

Hannah McBride this made me laugh so much 😂

[@siriusblack2781]

Hannah McBride wat....

[@anamelgar6256]

8:31 im triggered

[@doilooklikebees]

Dan and Phil have never had beef with another youtuber except this video created purposefully to annoy felix

[@metaphoricblasts428]

Before I press play, I hope they take care of Sven and Spencer, Tyler and Josh didn't do a very good job.
Also, you must remember to tell him to 'use your glutes'.

[@metaphoricblasts428]

***** YES

[@oliviacampbell2759]

yesss

[@RumerPriestly]

WhøvianCatLøver I almost squealed when Dan mentioned the power of his glutes, haha

[@katieoleary4903]

THAT WAS ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT

[@yeehaw4506]

WhøvianCatLøver OMG IM DEAD!!! 😂😂😂
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[@felicianavargas5611]

i love how Phil is genuinely surprised that there are Dan and Phil levels... the phandom is everywhere

[@3nu570]

Hetalia is also everywhere 🙋

[@felicianavargas5611]

Riiny Sann Yeah we are 😏

[@lindseymontero6386]

Feliciana Vargas Yesss 😂😂😂

[@beaniepollard8290]

there was quite a good "ooh" for Hannah Hoffman at about 13:20 from Phil.

[@liv8847]

Holly Boreham I need to see this happen xx

[@impishizzy2590]

Holly Boreham YESI FUCKIBG LOVE HANNAH

[@emilywalsh1425]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

[@beaniepollard8290]

13:17 more exactly

[@EllaIngram]

HANNAH WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE ANIMATE THIS

[@hyuksleftnostril2570]

*sheds a tear as it's 2018 already*

[@akras_a]

Now its 2019

[@sarahcerar8049]

2020 M82

[@bric737]

sheds a tear as it's 2020 corona time

[@whimsical7003]

Bitter Laughs in 2021

[@wwxlzh3882]

2023 is tomorrow...💔

[@abbieyoyo]

Dan and Phil sassing Felix is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. 🤣 (I *REALLY* wanted to say that it filled me with determination but I refrained.)

[@abbieyoyo]

Oh, plus the fact that they kept up the special names on their channel buttons. YES! I am LIVING! 😍

[@KPOPFTW98]

For the record, Felix was talking about the youtubers who only play Happy Wheels and have tons of videos on it. He said it was basically soul sucking to play that game for long periods of time and youtubers were faking enjoyment (the whole point of the video). But he did like playing it in the beginning like dan and phil did. He mentions it in his videos a lot actually.

[@anastasia8408]

uSe yOUr gLuTEs
-only tøp fans will get this heheh-

[@lewlavabra6811]

HELP I'M A TØP FAN AND I DON'T GET IT

[@Mac-bm2ns]

YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis 😂 |-/

[@firstnamelastname9314]

I get it

[@thnkspetefrthmemeories7586]

FUCK YES

[@nicoleyuki8097]

Lewlav Abra They are talking about a video that tyler and josh made on the slushieguys youtube channel where they played happy wheels and tyler said "use your glutes"

[@lauralucas337]

Dan: How strong are this mans glutes
Me: USE YOUR GLUTES
Anyone? Just me? ok I'll leave😂

[@hmmmokie4338]

LAURA GVNN Ello |-/ 😂👍💕

[@andy_sans]

LAURA GVNN me too😂

[@PandaGirl-ez3xm]

LAURA GVNN |-/ 😂

[@tilly549]

LAURA GVNN I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@menac3990]

LAURA GVNN I WAS LOOKUNG FOR THIS COMMENT

[@WeepingAngel1999]

Guys PLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE play more happy wheels. This os one of your funniest videos ever and I love it!