According to Fed, the group were considering it for a while, and on the day Fed went to invite him, right before he did it, Micheal just went "Well what are you waiting for?" Check the Nadeshot and CouRage Show for specific line.
Your slowly turning into micheal that was just 1 of the simptoms liking people suffering simpton 2 is urge to buy plastic straws and throw it in the ocean
@@Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX it's a thing hes said for a while. I think it started with his screaming roomba video where at one point the roomba says something along the lines of" my existance is a nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare".
Love how michael thinks people are just an algorithim and uses key words and phrases to prove his points Nightmare, bad, loser, tomato, loser tomato girl
ZRo The Pangolin nah Michael has completely reworked the brains of all offline tv members and had made Trigger words that make them scared, like an instinct
The Snurt Burglar pickles are delicious vinegar-y sticks of joy and how dare you have your own tastes, how dare you be your own individual human being with your own reasonable preferences, to the gallows with you
Wik Tor “she weighs 150 kilograms and can fire custom two cartage bullets at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.”
@@smapa1185 this video somehow got edited or something, the timestamp used to actually go to a clip, like the other timestamps posted in the comments. Its weird
Im slightly concerned at the amount of power Micheal has over OTV, he has psychologically and emotionally trained them and you can see it lmao, just by saying nightmare or crackhead is enough
Artificial Intelligence Michael I’m convinced has learned the algorithm in human brains which is why his arguments consist of him saying single phrases that mean the same thing in succession (ie the bad bad nightmare part) until his opponents brain admits defeat.
Did this video drastically change or something? Cause you and almost everyone else’s time stamps are completely wrong, some being outside the actual video length.
@@theluckyone9658 woah, that is weird. The timestamp was to a clip of Lily and Micheal arguing over tomatoes and micheal just shuts down lily by saying 'Tomato girl bad, tomato bad, nightmare, nightmare bad'
5:25 Ol' Man Reeves, the Nightmarish Tazer Goblin, will look like this, but with grey hair, in his 70s. EDIT: I find it nice that Lily was "bud" then went to "girlfriend". If they were good friend's before the relationship, they'll be good friends *if* they break up.
7:47 "Bobo crackhead tryna catch their dinner, unsuccessful. That crackhead will go hungry tonight" bruh im dyinggggggfgfgfgfdh Edit: Ya'll are saying he said its "Local" not "Bobo", Im pretty sure he said Bobo because the way he pronounce it. This is gonna be some Yanny and Laurel shit
“And on today’s news! Local crackhead trying to catch their dinner! It seems they are unsuccessful....... crackhead will go hungry tonight....” -Richeal Meeves
Dude the funniest thing just happened to me. I was watching this video and my dad came in, looked at my phone, then asked it I was watching harry potter
I love how Michael is the shortest one but can stare at them with so much force that they get on the floor.
No I think the reason they go on the floor is because he attached tasers to their legs
@@projectvictor3649 I primarily meant 3:43, 5:24, and 7:05
Logan Carlson I just noticed that...that’s BIG BRAIN!
After the picture that tases everyone who is taller than him, he implemented Nano tasers that are activated by his goblin death stare
Logan Carlson woosh
This should just be titled "taser goblin terrorizes innocent people"
ShakyShadow I spit my food out reading this
Correction
"3'4 Filipino taser gremlin baby harasses offlineTV"
I laughed so hard omg
ShakyShadow innocent is a bad word to call to call lily she has brain damage
ShakyShadow disable people would be better
I'm still convinced Michel wasn't actually invited to join offlinetv,and he just turned up one day and everyone was too scared to say anything
According to Fed, the group were considering it for a while, and on the day Fed went to invite him, right before he did it, Micheal just went "Well what are you waiting for?" Check the Nadeshot and CouRage Show for specific line.
@@CantKnowSeeMe What joke? I thought he was being honest about how it happened.
Blainy Kid it’s a pretty obvious joke
blade brave , like Chang in the D&D episode of community
Blainy Kid
Did the “he just turned up one day and everyone was too scared to say anything” didn’t spark a joke?
the way michael just made offlinetv 1000x better
He's the only reason I know what it is.
@@BaldMancTwat SAME XDD
He just clicks with them like he's made for them
Him and lily make the channel better
It’s like throwing a ghost pepper into your soup
Alternate title: “a literal twelve year old harasses adults for 11 minutes”
for a twelve year old, He's dangerous as heck
a murderous 12 with a whole arsenal of tasers and nothing to lose
You know he’s 22 right
Jeremy Sorejian it’s a running joke that he looks 12 years old
Good job for coming up with that title
Michael: "Lily's use of fraud and deception was impressive"
So _that's_ why they started dating!
No you idiot...
They started dating so that mykull has a primary test subject.
@@beatsilver5266 lily has someone for content and micheal has a test subject
*I see this as an absolute win*
It’s not fraud and deception, *It’s lies and deceit*
Bruh
@@taorminam no they were right
Seeing Lily run in fear with Michael holding a Nerf mini gun has brought me more joy than I have expected.
Your slowly turning into micheal that was just 1 of the simptoms liking people suffering simpton 2 is urge to buy plastic straws and throw it in the ocean
Same.
It remind me running from a super mutant
Heavy is coming for u
@@sean3407 lol
the word “nightmare” triggers lily’s ptsd
The word nightmare sound like a prerecording.
@@jannikschmidt8511 That's because he's said it so fucking much that it's basically a reflex at this point
its an eric andre joke isnt it
Why does he say nightmare?
@@Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX it's a thing hes said for a while. I think it started with his screaming roomba video where at one point the roomba says something along the lines of" my existance is a nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare".
Love how michael thinks people are just an algorithim and uses key words and phrases to prove his points
Nightmare, bad, loser, tomato, loser tomato girl
nightmare! bad, bad, tomato bad, tomato loser girl bad!
and it somehow works
Thats what coding do to people xD
And a lot more based on how you live xD
ZRo The Pangolin nah Michael has completely reworked the brains of all offline tv members and had made Trigger words that make them scared, like an instinct
I forgot Michael hates tomatoes
Every time Yvonne is threatened she naturally curls herself down to the floor
yes,thats what bullied people do,i know best.
And this is no longer funny after the news...
Lmao what?
@Erick Zamudio Fed admitted to doing stuff
I don’t know if I’m impressed or terrified at the obviously joking emotional abuse that has slowly trained them all like puppies
Pavlovian training, but only punishment.
He ate the carrot, kept the stick.
@@DarkKnightofIT and used it to beat them up
2:25 you know that wasn’t an accident, in that span of few seconds he was calculating the angle and trajectory towards how it will be landed
Brain Blast
@Jack Hubbard But what about jimmy neutron
chaotic evil Jimmy neutron
@Jack Hubbard well as he said before: "im elon musk of bad ideas if elon musk was a 3ft tall filipino and dumb"
Everyone's timestamps are off, the clips yall refer to for some reason aren't where you timestamp them or aren't even in the video at all
michael revees`s passive ability : stun anyone that stand besides him
I'm so sorry but it's stun not stunt
It's his stand ability.
reptile boi stunt their griwth
Tactical is he sends out the swearing roomba to attack. His ultimate bid he unleashes his drone army
Active: rig any contraption (doors , windows , air conditioners) with tazers
Ultimate: Tazer drone army
0:55 when Mykull said "Nightmare" lily just shut herself down
When he knows your trigger word is nightmare 1:05
Nightmare bad bad Tomato bad Tomato loser girl bad
@Eric Bryant i know... it was at first, but not there is another clip...
Michael is the reason Yvonne has PTSD
also Fed
michael is the reason everyone from offlinetv has ptsd
micheal is the PTSD
Micheal is the Doom Guy of OfflineTV
Now we know it's actually fed.
Michael: Nightmare
Lilypichu.exe has stopped responding
RugbyDudeDC lilypichu.exe has been forcefully terminated by an external program
@@Tonatsi ptsd.exe has been remotely activated.
When you look into his eyes, you will see the soul of someone who tortures people.
Bold of you to assume he has any resemblance of a soul
Lol what a coincidence...
what soul
We’re one bad robot idea away from Michael snapping
@@Hoffmayne me who was about to suggest a robot that shoots fruit loops into your mouth via nerf gun: yes, one bad robot idea away
I'm just very confused on why Yvonne was having a mental breakdown because of Michael forcing her to just eat a strawberry
*i need context*
Lily and Yvonne think it's disgusting that Michael eats strawberries with the green leaf part so he was trying to get them to try it.
@@sleepygummi Yeah that makes sense lmao
also, Michael does *what* now?
@@redd_bbird Be careful asking questions or Michael might hunt you down and force feed you strawberries with the stem too
@@sleepygummi thats just kinky
@@redd_bbird it's only kinky if you're into it ;)
Watching both of them turn on fed about pickles was the best
and then they knew even with their difference on tomatoes their love was real
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Snurt Burglar pickles are delicious vinegar-y sticks of joy and how dare you have your own tastes, how dare you be your own individual human being with your own reasonable preferences, to the gallows with you
I actually agree with Fee on this one
Laura Balcazar ding dong your opinion is wrong
Michael: "Tomatoes bad, Loser girl, bad nightmare, loser."
Lily: "..."
Michael's mind: "I may have gone too far in some places."
Michael is so good at psychological torture
I think tomato loser girl is my favorite quote of all time
"NIGHTMARE! BAD! BAD! TOMATO BAD! TOMATO LOSER GIRL! BAD!"
Mykulll ‘ tase man ’ Reeves
"Crackhead"
Yvonne: is a bully before Michael comes
Michael: I'm about to destroy this whole mans career
1.1k likes wtf
The order of the words in this meme is disturbing me in levels I shouldnt be disturbed
@@gabrielmatias5271 mhm same
Hmm, something is off here
The dankest DIO That aged like a politician
I was the 666th like
0:02 jesus christ joker laugh
This is what people see from a different perspective of The Shining
Hyena laugh
Offline TV invited michael in
Michael: So you have chosen death
He is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
Michael's stare is so intimidating everyone just shrivels up in fear.
0:01 "I am heavy weapons guy. And this... is my weapon"
Wik Tor “she weighs 150 kilograms and can fire custom two cartage bullets at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.”
@@potatoman4680WHO TOUCH SASHA!!
Michael Dickson “I am afraid of no man, but that thing [plug in tomato], it scares me”
10:24 genuine happiness right there
Nice try
ikr
"Click video"
Michael: *H E A V Y - M A C H I N E G U N*
Me: a yes... Another beautiful day in offline TV house
I love how it transitions, and you can just hear Micheal go “Bi-“
10:27
How the heck does this have so many likes when the video doesn't even go to ten minutes and twenty-seven seconds?
@@smapa1185 this video somehow got edited or something, the timestamp used to actually go to a clip, like the other timestamps posted in the comments. Its weird
No he meant 9:27
its amazing how a 12 year old can trick grown adults into strapping tazer pads onto their legs whilst theres a tazer on his camera
For what he lost in height, he gained back in being able to be as intimidating as he wants.
I feel like everyone is shy and introverted and then there's Sadistic Psychopatic Michael Crackhead he fits in so good
Everyone's gangsta till the goblin starts looking at you
2:10
When Fed got kicked out and is trying to break in the house
Mike Crouch ahaha
When michael stares at someone his demon aura just suddenly shows up that's why fear emerges to whoever he is staring
5:02 michael is actually terrifying omfg
Fed started crying
Are you familiar with the Michael Reeves channel?
1:04 I love it when it was the "NIGHTMARE!" that sealed the deal to her defeat
Im slightly concerned at the amount of power Micheal has over OTV, he has psychologically and emotionally trained them and you can see it lmao, just by saying nightmare or crackhead is enough
Artificial Intelligence Michael I’m convinced has learned the algorithm in human brains which is why his arguments consist of him saying single phrases that mean the same thing in succession (ie the bad bad nightmare part) until his opponents brain admits defeat.
Did this video drastically change or something? Cause you and almost everyone else’s time stamps are completely wrong, some being outside the actual video length.
BlackenedBlade_Forge ikr i have been trying to decipher wtf is going with the comments
@@theluckyone9658 woah, that is weird. The timestamp was to a clip of Lily and Micheal arguing over tomatoes and micheal just shuts down lily by saying 'Tomato girl bad, tomato bad, nightmare, nightmare bad'
6:45 legit thought Michael kicked the damn cat with that loud boom at the end
LMAOO the sudden change to the louder clip really did make it sound like he absolutely yeeted that cat through the wall
Sounds like alinity when she yeeted her cat
when they teamed up to fight in the name of pickles you know the deal was sealed
2:24
Micheal: **Calculating the angles...**
5:25 Ol' Man Reeves, the Nightmarish Tazer Goblin, will look like this, but with grey hair, in his 70s.
EDIT: I find it nice that Lily was "bud" then went to "girlfriend". If they were good friend's before the relationship, they'll be good friends *if* they break up.
The vid going blurry and ‘Subscribe’ popping up every minute and a half is annoying AF.
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alternate title: " a 3'4 Nazi Filipino Harry Potter Mad Scientist Gremlin Massacred and terrorized all offlineTv Members"
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7:47
"Bobo crackhead tryna catch their dinner, unsuccessful. That crackhead will go hungry tonight"
bruh im dyinggggggfgfgfgfdh
Edit: Ya'll are saying he said its "Local" not "Bobo", Im pretty sure he said Bobo because the way he pronounce it. This is gonna be some Yanny and Laurel shit
Since he is half pinoy. Bobo means stupid
@@dogkaisher8841 yeah
I thought he said local crackhead
He says local crackhead lol
We dont know if he said bobo or local. His accent is quite confusing
I love how Michael is the shortest out of them and yet even a look at him strikes fear
At the beginning I was confused at first but then I see Michael with a nerf machine gun while chasing lily 🤣🤣🤣
Top 10 most evil anime villains of all time
"Nightmare, bad, bad, tomato bad, tomato loser girl, BAD"
I'm happy
No
:)
>:(
Hi happy im dad
Hi happy, im UA-cam comment section das
8:53 Yvonne looks so uncomfy when fed touches her.. I'm uncomfy but it's nothing like what Yvonne had to deal with.
1:05 how to win every argument
NIGHTMARE
Did you mean: "Michael being Michael"?
I like how when he’s arguing he has a good argument then its just like “nightmares bad bad girl bad dumb bad.”
9:17 that happiness when everyone threw onto the floor in pain and he just gives out that nature wholesome smile
Do you know what the name of it is?
@@kaitlinmaclean5660 idk?
“Sorry I’m just passionate about my hatred of tomatoes” 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is his ferocity that scare them, and of course the knowledge that he could probably make a bomb
6:19 where it's that VOD somebody knows?
2:25 me and the boys hardlight spamming in d2
0:01 aaaaaaaaaaaand the crack goblin has a gun, great.
“And on today’s news! Local crackhead trying to catch their dinner! It seems they are unsuccessful....... crackhead will go hungry tonight....”
-Richeal Meeves
"Harrassing other offline tv members for fun"
[Is mainly clips of Michael harassing his girlfriend or other people with his girlfriend]
i find it funny how michael has basically tazed everyone in OTV but hasnt had a restraining order putt up against him
4:19 and 6:10
I love how Micheal can just stare her down despite being so short.
"I get a little passionate about my hatred." Sounds like a tv villain line
Micheal scares everyone with his stare
Michael IS OfflineTV. He's the only reason why so many people found out about them and currently watch them.
ghbutler micheals great but otv has been doing really well for a while
Seeing Micheal heave a minigun into Lilys room while laughing is what makes me scared of him.
Yvonne's sleep paralysis demon is looking like Michael more and more everyday
And now theyre a couple
Dude the funniest thing just happened to me. I was watching this video and my dad came in, looked at my phone, then asked it I was watching harry potter
0:01
*Literal screams of terror*
Subtitles: *Applause*
2:25 he acts like those nerf darts hitting her were an accident but we know his giga brain calculated all of that
Micheal: **Calculating the Angle**
I like how the video just says, “other offlinetv members” but it’s just lily
The scariest part about Michael is when you remember that he can lockpick your door.
Micheal: l o o k m e i n t h e e y e s
the start is a re-enactment of what heavy vs sniper at close range looks like in tf2
I feel like micheal is the only member of offlinetv that I’d actually get along with
Michael was the perfect amount of spice and chaos that they needed in order to perfect the house
i think "harassing" is an understatement
Michael Reeves is budget harry potter
1:08 Michael’s shirt is describing Lily at the moment.
Michael's stare is so powerful it inflicts psychic damage
4:41
Everyone: EAT IT!!
Michael: I will devour your soul
Temmie: *What the fa...*
How's mista doing?
Michael's super power:Able to make people cry by staring into peoples soul
Michael the Greatest interior of all time, scares his friends half to death
"Say it again and look into my eyes"
Never before has a man instilled so much fear into another.
0:00
When someone in the enemy team gets the juggernaut killstreak in Modern Warfare
Michael is the one person who doesn't have a separate cursed version of himself, Michael is always the cursed version.
Michael Reeves disciplining girlfriend
i love that he can bring terror to the tallest person in offlinetv just by looking at them.
Complete crackhead energy
Michael is the john wick of psychological warfare.
I feel like michael is the smartest version of filthy frank
is it only me? Or Michael is soo demented that when he stares to you its like he's about to torture you before eating your soul
Micheal has grown too powerful
he didn’t want to come to the house he just wanted more patients
0:02 just nothing but screams from lily and sinister laughter from Michael 😂
Me: "kids are terrible"
OfflineTV: "you have no fucking idea"