Bad Boys for Life RED CARPET! Ft. Michael Reeves

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  • @redstonenick302
    @redstonenick302 4 роки тому +15169

    " I'm more than just content "
    " I know you're my friend "
    " I'm ok with just being content "
    He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining

    • @spysappingmysentry5840
      @spysappingmysentry5840 4 роки тому +1202

      The man knows how to stay in a relationship

    • @Mister_Smith_YT
      @Mister_Smith_YT 4 роки тому +509

      I feel like being content-zoned is much worse

    • @CerberusHD
      @CerberusHD 4 роки тому +32

      *you're

    • @rolin8076
      @rolin8076 4 роки тому +44

      They are SOO cute together 😅🥰

    • @rbtchan2306
      @rbtchan2306 4 роки тому +24

      @@Mister_Smith_YT boom...
      Content zone...and always like that :) that circle of friendzone

  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg 4 роки тому +13368

    Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 4 роки тому +324

      So that's why dark souls music was playing

    • @terminal2124
      @terminal2124 4 роки тому +186

      The way you phrased it makes it much scarier

    • @chickennugget5466
      @chickennugget5466 4 роки тому +81

      He pops around the corner and giornos theme starts playing

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. 4 роки тому +22

      mach 10 lmao

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- 4 роки тому +26

      What is he koro sensei

  • @icabero
    @icabero 4 роки тому +5595

    I love how everyone was towering over michael as he just repeated "hi, hello, hi, hello" because that's the best representation of anxiety I have seen

  • @hwottao3218
    @hwottao3218 4 роки тому +7626

    "I have a genetic disease."
    "Called being a filipino"
    As a filipino i died at this

  • @paulfisher1859
    @paulfisher1859 4 роки тому +10125

    Michael is more present in other people’s content than his own

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 роки тому +252

      its a lot easier when youre not the one editing or making ideas for things and just existing for people to film

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 4 роки тому +43

      @@synthvt so all the movie stars in the world

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 роки тому +10

      This is accurate

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 роки тому +34

      @@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies

    • @arthurfc14
      @arthurfc14 4 роки тому +6

      Apparently this is how he pays the rent

  • @CommunTube
    @CommunTube 5 років тому +26397

    The fact that Michael knows how to pick locks makes him more terrifying

    • @MashedPotatoesXD
      @MashedPotatoesXD 4 роки тому +1185

      If i see that shit when the door unlocked i would go full on *alarm clock* 3:38

    • @dankerthanclanker
      @dankerthanclanker 4 роки тому +927

      "Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser."
      I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 4 роки тому +87

      @@dankerthanclanker I did

    • @puerkito9893
      @puerkito9893 4 роки тому +48

      dankerthanclanker
      I did

    • @awakaxis
      @awakaxis 4 роки тому +29

      666 likes.

  • @conspiracy_0011
    @conspiracy_0011 4 роки тому +4932

    The speed at which Michael shuffled off after picking that lock and turning off the lights was immeasurable

  • @xlovrui
    @xlovrui 4 роки тому +4523

    I just realized that Michael gave Lily his jacket at the Red Carpet 🥺

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 3 роки тому +173

      I think this is as well like only a couple of days before they started dating

    • @zetoghetto
      @zetoghetto 3 роки тому +39

      Didn’t see that thx for telling us

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 роки тому +20

      i dont think she said thanks >:(

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 роки тому +23

      @@theslightlysaltysalad1460 i want a hour long apology from lily saying thanks the mykull for the jacket. Now.

    • @wisdom23feb62
      @wisdom23feb62 3 роки тому +38

      @@LetMeEatIt I- please say you’re joking right...

  • @liammartinero5759
    @liammartinero5759 4 роки тому +5481

    It's amazing how Michael can be so anxious and yet devoid of fear at the same time, just saying random shit to people he doesn't know lol.

    • @poofa4009
      @poofa4009 4 роки тому +299

      Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 роки тому +81

      I think he was in tunnel vision mode, where all he could see was about a foot in front of him

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 роки тому +96

      "ah yes hello I do youtube videos" while looking everybody in the eyes and turning around like a maniac

    • @backfake5415
      @backfake5415 4 роки тому +100

      I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 роки тому +2

      Thats how it works

  • @neetnootneetnoot
    @neetnootneetnoot 4 роки тому +3112

    He let her borrow his coat cuz she was cold... AND SHE ACCEPTED IT.
    Flag placed

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 роки тому +77

      I mean I think they're dating

    • @f.b.i2020
      @f.b.i2020 4 роки тому +49

      They are she announced it on a stream for reak

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 роки тому +3

      timestamp?

    • @arshawitoelar7675
      @arshawitoelar7675 4 роки тому +4

      @@Bone_guy no u

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 роки тому +3

      @@sidekic1109 They aren't dating at this time

  • @zacksargent
    @zacksargent 5 років тому +4868

    Michael Reeves is the only famous person I've ever seen with acne, and he's honestly like a role model.

    • @zacksargent
      @zacksargent 5 років тому +685

      @SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti Do not try and suppress my desire to taze. I know what I said

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 4 роки тому +151

      He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 4 роки тому +58

      For experience once you got that level of acne creams, shoaps, lotions are like nothing

    • @zanethezaniest274
      @zanethezaniest274 4 роки тому +13

      SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti
      The correct word is Overlord

    • @Callzorify
      @Callzorify 4 роки тому +1

      Alisson Becker of Liverpool FC has it too

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 4 роки тому +1545

    00:52 Scarra is the Dad who knows his kid's shenanigans too well so he won't even try to stop them anymore.

    • @creamy_fries1004
      @creamy_fries1004 3 роки тому +24

      A normal day in the otv house for dad Scarra

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +4

      It’s a normal day, XD

  • @oner6328
    @oner6328 4 роки тому +4137

    The fact he moves that fast and knows how to pick locks makes him so scary and is buff enough to kick my ass makes him scarier

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 роки тому +123

      don't forget about the taser

    • @ruz01_7
      @ruz01_7 4 роки тому +90

      And can make a projectile homing weapon out of anything

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 4 роки тому +69

      Also the fact he builds automatized torture machines for fun

    • @oner6328
      @oner6328 4 роки тому +11

      That too

    • @Poplock4121
      @Poplock4121 4 роки тому +5

      Tazer machine gun

  • @duranmclemore8667
    @duranmclemore8667 5 років тому +2666

    "Are we supposed to socialize?"
    That's social interaction and I don't support it

    • @JordanRA
      @JordanRA 5 років тому +20

      We don't go outside man outside is scary 😂

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 5 років тому +13

      Duran McLemore the fact that this comment has less than 100 likes proves that us viewers don’t support social interaction

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 5 років тому +23

      Duran McLemore i sleep with a gun beside my bed, just so when someone breaks in I can just shoot myself. I dont like socializing at all.

    • @andpeeps1570
      @andpeeps1570 4 роки тому +1

      This comment has aged surprisingly well

  • @nicksmotherman6699
    @nicksmotherman6699 5 років тому +2503

    Stylist:
    “Is he like this at the house?”
    Lily:
    *bruh* “He’s like this EVERYWHERE”

  • @medic1453
    @medic1453 4 роки тому +1509

    Lily: *slips while going down on the stairs*
    Michael: F R E A K F R E A K

    • @gigachad7230
      @gigachad7230 3 роки тому +19

      Don’t forget he stands like a Skyrim NPC

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 4 роки тому +6235

    Me: "Michael cant possibly get more terrifying, right?"
    Michael: *picks a lock with a bobby pin in like probably less than 5 mins*
    Me: "oh god no"

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 роки тому +152

      *Wears terrifying minion mask*
      HAVE FUN WITH MY TASER

    • @mikeylee9151
      @mikeylee9151 4 роки тому +107

      Michael is definition of modded skyrim

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 роки тому +50

      *Minion Michael, Destroyer of Turtles*

    • @Konspirantas
      @Konspirantas 4 роки тому +13

      bad horse is pleased

    • @starflyer5707
      @starflyer5707 4 роки тому +19

      “Picklocking” wait isn’t it lockpicking

  • @talan651
    @talan651 5 років тому +2851

    "How many followers do you have?"
    "10... Or 20..."
    7K people watching the stream: ._.

    • @Heartsprovide
      @Heartsprovide 4 роки тому +248

      I was watching live, that exact moment there, literally 20k people were watching lmao

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 роки тому +28

      I was waiting for them to say a couple, 10, 20, 20 thousand

    • @jamesmersh1770
      @jamesmersh1770 4 роки тому +7

      @@lamptowel Like Lily doesnt have 924k...

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 роки тому +23

      @@jamesmersh1770 theyre trying not to flex i think, it would make them seem obnosous

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 роки тому +5

      @@lamptowel They aren't trying to be humble, it's literally a fucking joke.

  • @kpoppfp2525
    @kpoppfp2525 5 років тому +8511

    lily should've included the part in the stream when michael gave her his suit jacket cause she was cold
    we need _Wholesome Michael Content_

    • @blitz-o-byte
      @blitz-o-byte 5 років тому +340

      oh crap i need CLIPS

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 5 років тому +503

      I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though.
      Remember that ships are not things to take seriously.
      Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.

    • @azzazelynn988
      @azzazelynn988 5 років тому +81

      @@blitz-o-byte It's on Lily's vod channel. I'm sure you'll find a time stamp in the comments somewhere

    • @Flower-gb8co
      @Flower-gb8co 5 років тому +136

      IRIS Corporation, you took a good thing and you just.... you just.... eh.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 5 років тому +256

      @@jannikschmidt8511 I get that but I'm more feeling chaotic evil sibling energy.

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 4 роки тому +3134

    2:32 I don't know why Michael eating a crêpe with a sign in the background that says "Filipino" is so funny to me

  • @guilhermemadureira5885
    @guilhermemadureira5885 5 років тому +3586

    "The lockpick minion doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
    The lockpick minion: 3:38

    • @stork01
      @stork01 5 років тому +57

      Terror

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 5 років тому +99

      *Getting Assaulted At 3 AM By A Lockpick Minion (scary)*

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 5 років тому +22

      Picklocking*

    • @JohnSmith-vb5ck
      @JohnSmith-vb5ck 5 років тому +9

      @@ChibiSilex It's Lock picking, failed grammar nazi.

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 5 років тому +10

      @@JohnSmith-vb5ck Looks like someone needs to watch the clip again.

  • @Beastt-ix8lg
    @Beastt-ix8lg 4 роки тому +2328

    why yall look like two 12-year-olds lost in a party in the middle of a lot of adults

    • @1nicerboyz206
      @1nicerboyz206 4 роки тому +59

      isnt lily like a boomer so its a 12 year old and a-
      wait a second

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 роки тому +31

      @@1nicerboyz206 ARA ARA IT IS

    • @flamius1063
      @flamius1063 4 роки тому +20

      @@stupidperson9250 PREPARE YOURSELF, SHOTA

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 4 роки тому +3

      Luka Ivkovic
      Oh GOD

  • @ninmeu3830
    @ninmeu3830 5 років тому +1380

    0:50 The way Micheal runs makes him seem like the kind of guy that would crawl downstairs once his mom said the pizza rolls were done.

    • @livtheolive3888
      @livtheolive3888 5 років тому +37

      justsalty he is that kind of guy

    • @myriadofcolours9861
      @myriadofcolours9861 5 років тому +26

      Scarra sitting there unbothered is iconic

    • @ReijoRitari
      @ReijoRitari 5 років тому +9

      @@myriadofcolours9861 I'm not that sure if he's unbothered. More like ready to burst out to full laughter.

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 5 років тому +3

      justsalty that’s my kinda guy

  • @wishi6616
    @wishi6616 3 роки тому +639

    God I'm uncomfortable watching Michael talk to those random people like that, but at the same time I admire his guts.

  • @somemop1158
    @somemop1158 5 років тому +2904

    Me: here for Michael reeves
    Lily: look at the camera so I can use you for views
    Me: she knows

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 4 роки тому +30

      Ruthless businesswoman

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh

    • @anime0wolfs12
      @anime0wolfs12 4 роки тому +3

      Look Michael's one of the only UA-cam that if I see him in a video I'm going to at least check it out.

  • @DirtSeller87
    @DirtSeller87 5 років тому +2361

    Michael reeves: The destroyers of turtles, harnesser of electricity and looks surprisingly good in a suit

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker 5 років тому +71

      Everyone looks surprisingly good in a suit. That's what they're for.

    • @GooMoo-Yippee
      @GooMoo-Yippee 5 років тому +31

      Man I'd be gay for Michael in a suit...

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 років тому +12

      Yea Michael be lookin like a top notch lad in that suit

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 5 років тому +3

      everyone looks good in a suit that fits

    • @DirtSeller87
      @DirtSeller87 5 років тому +7

      @@GooMoo-Yippee its not gay if he's the child of zues

  • @riskyriskywiggywigi6775
    @riskyriskywiggywigi6775 4 роки тому +2544

    “I was born with a disease called being Filipino”
    *laughs in tall half-Filipino*

    • @dei9056
      @dei9056 4 роки тому +5

      *yes*

    • @jacobmorta3047
      @jacobmorta3047 4 роки тому +66

      Curse you tall filipino!
      I'm full filipino 18 and 5'7 . WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT

    • @lloytre5379
      @lloytre5379 4 роки тому +18

      I feel bad cause i just turned 15
      And sits on 5'9

    • @vinceyy1838
      @vinceyy1838 4 роки тому +2

      yagiya야기야 I’m full Filipino 12yo 5’2 xD

    • @HeroXAS
      @HeroXAS 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a tall pure filipino and I don't know why

  • @lampboi1597
    @lampboi1597 3 роки тому +511

    Michael: “I can pick locks”
    Also Michael: Has a large assortment of tasers
    Me: *shivers in fear

    • @freddyl0055
      @freddyl0055 3 роки тому +1

      Every time you stop running. Micheal only gets closer

    • @just_boi1027
      @just_boi1027 3 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @milkshake7180
      @milkshake7180 3 роки тому

      @@just_boi1027 sometime during the video

    • @Aris-dq1cm
      @Aris-dq1cm 3 роки тому

      @@just_boi1027 3:25

  • @silver-spoon-fed
    @silver-spoon-fed 5 років тому +2507

    You could actually title this "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

    • @unfrei6059
      @unfrei6059 5 років тому +32

      Kashmir died on this . 👍🏻

    • @15aia5
      @15aia5 4 роки тому +26

      *The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits*

    • @kniti27x
      @kniti27x 4 роки тому +18

      TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 4 роки тому +10

      Isengard, gard, gard, g-g-g-gard

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 4 роки тому +1

      What you say?

  • @boostmeup24
    @boostmeup24 5 років тому +3706

    “I was born with a Genetic disease called being Filipino” I FEEL 😭😭 6:44

    • @johnnyjoestar4473
      @johnnyjoestar4473 5 років тому +154

      when you're filipino but also tall somehow so you cant relate

    • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
      @slyphknttdotdotdot637 5 років тому +30

      I too fear ill be 5'2 for the rest of my life

    • @neruneru9713
      @neruneru9713 5 років тому +85

      I used to be happy because I'm taller than my mom and is almost as tall as my dad...
      ... *but then I stopped growing.*

    • @jonawottjwt5135
      @jonawottjwt5135 5 років тому

      @@neruneru9713 Same

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 5 років тому +8

      imma be 5 ft for life

  • @ekkovaan2261
    @ekkovaan2261 4 роки тому +4603

    Who would win:
    A normal functioning human being
    Some weird midget-gremlin, wearing a minion mask

    • @ScrewLooseVods
      @ScrewLooseVods 4 роки тому +80

      The Gremlin has a taser I think he wins

    • @shnerped3549
      @shnerped3549 4 роки тому +29

      you forgot to describe him as a crackhead

    • @quarth9396
      @quarth9396 4 роки тому +48

      Who also is buff, has a taser and picks locks so you can't hide anywhere. Yeah, i'll be over here accepting death

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 роки тому +12

      dont forget he builds murder death robots for a living and knows how to pick locks...

    • @katsucurry4730
      @katsucurry4730 4 роки тому +11

      Me: a normal functioning human being
      Michael: looks at me with minion face on
      Me: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @jamespolurcia5105
    @jamespolurcia5105 3 роки тому +226

    4:34
    When I saw one of them tried to cover their mouth I knew it was Sykkuno

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +8

      Now that you pointed that out, I definitely agree

    • @samjohnson5437
      @samjohnson5437 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah definitely

  • @crazycrazyyungswag1955
    @crazycrazyyungswag1955 5 років тому +1694

    Micheal: “We’re just two introverted streamers”
    Also Micheal: Says hi to everyone in his path

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 5 років тому +130

      Introverted doesnt mean antisocial, it just means that being in social situations like these for too long is very draining

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 5 років тому +38

      Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.

    • @INeed333Quid
      @INeed333Quid 5 років тому +1

      yeah im not sure that he is introvert

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 5 років тому +9

      As an Introvert, I like to say shit that makes me stand out, it's my way of saying "I'm still here"

    • @mochgaming4873
      @mochgaming4873 5 років тому +13

      @@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.

  • @pickleking1176
    @pickleking1176 4 роки тому +1961

    9:57 the fact that he’s like a foot shorter than everyone else makes it so funny

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 4 роки тому +52

      It's like the scene in Fellowship of the Ring when the hobbits are at the Prancing Pony

    • @a_fine_boi5677
      @a_fine_boi5677 4 роки тому +1

      @@andymiller1597 lol

    • @commanda3536
      @commanda3536 3 роки тому +4

      The looks he was getting from everyone🤣🤣🤣

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 роки тому +1

      Well that's why he made the taser camera!

  • @dall2734
    @dall2734 5 років тому +2159

    The Lockpicking Crackhead.
    The Lockpicking Lawyer's insane cousin.

    • @yeeto_mosquito2943
      @yeeto_mosquito2943 5 років тому +42

      ah... a man of class.

    • @hansonma3024
      @hansonma3024 5 років тому +42

      Apparently it’s picklocking according to 3:41

    • @dall2734
      @dall2734 5 років тому +24

      @@hansonma3024 Crackhead terminology

    • @aliberk3112
      @aliberk3112 5 років тому +6

      Ah yes cultured people

    • @He-Dead
      @He-Dead 5 років тому +30

      "3 clicked in to place, 4 is binding"

  • @elonmusksbadideas3336
    @elonmusksbadideas3336 3 роки тому +187

    At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao

    • @02o.
      @02o. 3 роки тому

      man stood there like he knew the future but didn’t want to alter it lmfao

  • @1deskrat
    @1deskrat 5 років тому +1902

    michael reeves confirmed locksmith

    • @nightmare_luna
      @nightmare_luna 5 років тому +10

      I hope they collap one day... it would be chaos

    • @Suushi870
      @Suushi870 5 років тому +10

      Pretty sure raking will get through most doors

    • @adjak3654
      @adjak3654 5 років тому +6

      Confirmed will smith

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 5 років тому +4

      @@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard.
      I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.

    • @ruscell0000
      @ruscell0000 5 років тому +1

      @@Lexender dental instruments??

  • @matiasbishop3461
    @matiasbishop3461 4 роки тому +1616

    I want Michael reeves as a playable character in watchdogs 3

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 4 роки тому +1742

    Nobody:
    Micheal:
    “oH thATs smItH wIth!”

    • @Carsif
      @Carsif 4 роки тому +3

      @@Kirbgear I'm guessing your auto correction succs "atuo"😂

    • @WelshSwordsman
      @WelshSwordsman 4 роки тому +37

      @@Kirbgear No, it's Smill With. 9:47

    • @testsubject228
      @testsubject228 4 роки тому +1

      Who is smill with?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kirbgear No, he actually said smill with

    • @Kirbgear
      @Kirbgear 4 роки тому +2

      Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end

  • @kamik_posted
    @kamik_posted 3 роки тому +74

    3:42 Why is nobody talking about this? Imagine seeing him pick your lock, turn off your light, and charge. I would piss myself

  • @Folder
    @Folder 5 років тому +1953

    "i was born with a genetic disease....of being filipino."
    that hit home so hard, x'D lol

    • @aehrol46
      @aehrol46 5 років тому +13

      Yeah xD especially im pretty sure that im the same height as them

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 5 років тому +32

      Every filipinx has a genetic disease called "gremlin"

    • @fartsimulator-of9li
      @fartsimulator-of9li 5 років тому +28

      Damn bro is everyone in the philippines 5'7''?

    • @harveyjp
      @harveyjp 5 років тому +17

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller...

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 5 років тому +13

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller than 5'5"

  • @MultiPredy
    @MultiPredy 5 років тому +1625

    Did anyone mention jet that with their bad internet the new house turned into the literal OFFLINE TV House!?

    • @akies6256
      @akies6256 5 років тому +14

      Hey can you do me a quick favor? Please stop. Thanks.

    • @VahnWyrde
      @VahnWyrde 5 років тому +79

      @@akies6256 so i guess you want him to go... offline?

    • @Pyroxlol
      @Pyroxlol 5 років тому +6

      oh god no

    • @bilalakyuz9866
      @bilalakyuz9866 5 років тому +24

      Just let him be guys... Its not like there is much on the line here

    • @popoplotc1802
      @popoplotc1802 5 років тому +3

      Pls stop

  • @mattiasjohannorglaan2967
    @mattiasjohannorglaan2967 5 років тому +522

    I like how Scarra just sits in the background, eating and shaking his head like a disappointed father.

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 5 років тому +19

      Mattias Johann Orglaan He is the token boomer after all.

  • @SilverTune
    @SilverTune 4 роки тому +362

    6:07 WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THE YULE BALL

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 4 роки тому +2871

    “I was born with a genetic disease called Filipino” 6:41

  • @duxmartini
    @duxmartini 4 роки тому +509

    4:52
    michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer

  • @aimaedac
    @aimaedac 4 роки тому +730

    Michael, an introvert: *Stands behind famous person Like a deer in headlights.*

    • @agfd5659
      @agfd5659 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think Michael is too much of an introvert

  • @oumaima353
    @oumaima353 4 роки тому +133

    Bruh nothing has ever reminded me more of Harry Potter in the fourth movie Goblet of Fire, than Michael at 6:09

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 4 роки тому +896

    Man I see micheal now and it feels like watching one of the homies that made it out the hood.

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless 4 роки тому +58

      Right? I remember first finding his channel when he was 1.5K subs and it’s so weird now

  • @johnvenzsanchez6711
    @johnvenzsanchez6711 4 роки тому +962

    Michael: *I was born with a genetic disease called being a filipino*
    That one hit me right in the heart.
    I felt that

    • @raimrn789
      @raimrn789 4 роки тому

      Is he Really half?

    • @filippoye609
      @filippoye609 4 роки тому +3

      @@raimrn789 Yes, you can tell by his height

    • @spideripis963
      @spideripis963 4 роки тому

      Dude I'm 6'5 and am I filipino

    • @nan-vw1ik
      @nan-vw1ik 4 роки тому +10

      @@spideripis963 most of (Filipinos) are genetically small you know that already but Im just saying like (like damn sana all 6'5ahahahaha)

    • @malupingkenntcedricc.7542
      @malupingkenntcedricc.7542 4 роки тому +1

      @@spideripis963 naol

  • @rila3710
    @rila3710 5 років тому +891

    Lily: c’mon, you have to finish it
    Michael: actually finished it
    *PEER PRESSURE*

    • @Schellsea
      @Schellsea 5 років тому +14

      He was fucking shaking at the end, poor guy... The power of Lily's influence is too strong for one man.

  • @tompatompsson
    @tompatompsson 3 роки тому +66

    This is how Frodo and Sam felt when they tried to blend in with the orcs in mordor.

  • @TheRealDell
    @TheRealDell 5 років тому +678

    _"Minion Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt y-"_
    Minion Michael: 0:49, 3:38

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 років тому +10

      The fact that he can get into my house without consent is terrifying
      He could tase me and I would never know

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 5 років тому

      @@someguyontheinternet8769 i think you would know if you got tased

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 років тому +1

      @@osha_t4 he would somehow manage to do it without you knowing and you damm well know that

  • @ohgumdrop2208
    @ohgumdrop2208 5 років тому +373

    When yvonne was with her friends Michael and lily were like the two embarrassing parents sending their kid off on a date

  • @MrLucksman
    @MrLucksman 5 років тому +614

    8:30 Lily quickly shakes hands while avoiding eye contact then running for dear life behind Mykull

    • @svdeath1
      @svdeath1 5 років тому +72

      Just like an alpha female

    • @Edwinology
      @Edwinology 5 років тому +27

      yupp, yupp, yupp

    • @in_dgoh4915
      @in_dgoh4915 5 років тому +8

      Cold alpha female

    • @Aevitas-kek
      @Aevitas-kek 5 років тому +22

      Mr Lucksman ruthless business woman

    • @brycecohen7691
      @brycecohen7691 5 років тому +18

      I could actually FEEL their anxiety the whole vid xDDDDDDDDD

  • @justren6768
    @justren6768 4 роки тому +279

    Michael: "im more than just content lily"
    Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend
    Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content"
    *i see where this is going 7w7*

  • @DSRwafflez
    @DSRwafflez 5 років тому +561

    Michael: "I have self control."
    Immediately finishes it.

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 4 роки тому +1

      He just GLONKED it down like it was nothing.

  • @jaredmalecdan6810
    @jaredmalecdan6810 4 роки тому +2357

    I was born with a Genetic Disease Called Filipino - Michael
    Me As A Filipino: *it aint racist as long its your own race*

    • @kuyam6340
      @kuyam6340 4 роки тому +63

      tbh i agree with him, being 5'6 is saddening kabayan

    • @teinei1958
      @teinei1958 4 роки тому +42

      Being a 15 fil-japanese boy, having both of your height genetics being 5’7 below is weird but for some reason im 5’10

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v 4 роки тому +5

      Being a 15 yr old filipino boi that is 5'7 tall and the shortest among your cousin is sad my fren.

    • @lovesenpai2661
      @lovesenpai2661 4 роки тому +6

      Anong kababalaghan to

    • @kikojin1957
      @kikojin1957 4 роки тому +1

      Jared Malecdan he’s saying facts anyway

  • @MelonInDisguise
    @MelonInDisguise 5 років тому +1988

    Micheal: I´m tired of just being content
    Lily: you´re more than just content. You´re my friend
    Micheal: nevermind I´m fine with just being content

  • @ethanvienneau1177
    @ethanvienneau1177 4 роки тому +59

    The best part about Lilly is we can see Michel without having to wait half a year

  • @rdmZero
    @rdmZero 4 роки тому +308

    "Thats all I wanted Michael, a picture... without you T-posing everywhere"
    Got me weak

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 5 років тому +171

    ok. you guys literally looked like two lost children at that party. EVERYONE was taller than you and I couldn't relate more.

  • @wesleybutler1868
    @wesleybutler1868 5 років тому +335

    End of the video-
    POV: Michael pulling the plug on your life support and Lily waiving bye to you as you drift off into the void....

    • @Itzmebryy
      @Itzmebryy 5 років тому +17

      micheal skadoosh that life support plug

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 5 років тому +2

      He needs to connect his Drone Army to attack the FBI

    • @evans3636
      @evans3636 5 років тому

      :P Can't ask for a better send-off.

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 4 роки тому +426

    “Michael mich- AAh”
    “HAHAHA, FREAK FREAK”
    4:52

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 4 роки тому +3

      They werent back here lmao

    • @enkidukanno2682
      @enkidukanno2682 4 роки тому +1

      At the point of time that this was posted they weren't officially dating

  • @arishadpurnama1506
    @arishadpurnama1506 5 років тому +1099

    Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.

    • @alexandersawatzky7384
      @alexandersawatzky7384 5 років тому +61

      (shipping intensifies)

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 5 років тому +99

      @@alexandersawatzky7384 begone

    • @TheLazyass111
      @TheLazyass111 5 років тому +35

      @@jacade5898 YOU CANT DENY THE SHIP

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 5 років тому +68

      @@TheLazyass111 since a person directly implicated in the ship denied it, I shouldn't need to.

    • @chewy1921
      @chewy1921 5 років тому +45

      JC DG plus shipping actual people is kinda creepy??? I mean if I was shipped with any of my friends we would both be constantly uncomfortable

  • @laynevanvoorst1307
    @laynevanvoorst1307 5 років тому +455

    Michal: picks lock. Turns light off. Disappears into the room

    • @KagatoJarry33
      @KagatoJarry33 5 років тому +14

      next horror film featuring a tazer loving psychopath named Michael.

    • @imapepper3601
      @imapepper3601 5 років тому +4

      this was the funniest clip i've ever watched

    • @ollietree03
      @ollietree03 5 років тому

      and then muffled screaming in the distance

    • @jaochao9614
      @jaochao9614 5 років тому

      Who’s room was that?

    • @laynevanvoorst1307
      @laynevanvoorst1307 5 років тому

      Jao Chao yvonne

  • @mechamelody
    @mechamelody 4 роки тому +290

    5:38 “it’s sparkly and cute... just like you” This aged beautifully 😊

  • @quietqiwi7747
    @quietqiwi7747 4 роки тому +82

    Random man: So how many followers on twitch?
    Micheal: a few....10....20...

  • @rodrigoramos2583
    @rodrigoramos2583 5 років тому +513

    SO THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BEING HIS FRIEND.
    TO BE TALLER
    OF COURSE
    it was so obvious.

    • @KeiwaM
      @KeiwaM 5 років тому +5

      Yea
      'Friend'

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 5 років тому

      They are like the pinky and the brain duo, but swapped height

  • @VirtuallySane
    @VirtuallySane 5 років тому +385

    3:38 is probably the funniest Micheal moment I've seen.

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 5 років тому +1

      Probably the funnieat OTV moment ive ever seen tbh

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 5 років тому

      Funny?
      THATS TERRIFYING XD

    • @s0me_russian
      @s0me_russian 5 років тому

      and that is why i pressed screenshot to save it for future purposes

    • @new_unit
      @new_unit 5 років тому

      Same, I started laughing out loud for a solid minute. Living with Michael is scary

  • @tylerhwang7624
    @tylerhwang7624 4 роки тому +638

    The fact that 50% of lily's content is just people getting harassed is gOld

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 4 роки тому +54

    “The enemy stand user could be anyone”
    Enemy Stand User: 6:20

  • @vukkicos5688
    @vukkicos5688 5 років тому +195

    I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...

    • @drunkboi5887
      @drunkboi5887 5 років тому +6

      He had to leave the taser at home

    • @vukkicos5688
      @vukkicos5688 5 років тому +3

      @@drunkboi5887 They had to return home at one point, and Michael doesnt seem like a forgiving type😈

  • @newdurongpisitkul4664
    @newdurongpisitkul4664 4 роки тому +511

    Lily: “it’s sparkling cute Michael, Just like you”
    UwU

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi 4 роки тому +18

      New Srithai this aged well

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 4 роки тому +3

      @@xtrathiccboi I hope it does for a while

  • @jamesdoutney5286
    @jamesdoutney5286 5 років тому +176

    Michael shouting "FREAK! FREAK!" when Lily slipped on the stairs radiates such powerful sibling energy
    EDIT: 4:52

  • @aether9560
    @aether9560 4 роки тому +218

    "I am born with a genetic disease, called being filipino"
    I feel u Michael

  • @duckie_duckforshort5566
    @duckie_duckforshort5566 4 роки тому +399

    News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him
    Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling*
    3:35

  • @Hiddenleaf58
    @Hiddenleaf58 4 роки тому +205

    8:30
    Sony: “You guys look great!”
    Lilly: “Yep, Yep.”

  • @teemo7714
    @teemo7714 5 років тому +205

    2:27 look at left side of the screen
    it says "Big Boy Filipino"
    i see you Michael, making an ad for yourself

  • @danica3403
    @danica3403 4 роки тому +27

    11:53 i like how michael's jacket is on lily shoulders... that's mcCute

  • @Vicente_Moreno
    @Vicente_Moreno 5 років тому +570

    They look like hobbits with all the normal people arround.

    • @milton8934
      @milton8934 5 років тому +4

      mean.

    • @iHasaComputer
      @iHasaComputer 5 років тому +2

      They sound like hobbits to. Insufferable. Who even watches this crap

    • @milancora4637
      @milancora4637 5 років тому +9

      @@iHasaComputer yeah totally I have never watched a single video of these crack heads

    • @BAO-ve9pd
      @BAO-ve9pd 5 років тому +5

      iHasaComputer Bad bait

    • @denisalvarez7354
      @denisalvarez7354 5 років тому

      Oneroomy yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thebeatbox124
    @thebeatbox124 4 роки тому +147

    3:37 the face when he turns around.. oh god

  • @ni-qr6zb
    @ni-qr6zb 5 років тому +431

    I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, I don't think he's gotten to know the other members very well yet

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 4 роки тому +44

      @@baconeater4133 scarra mentioned on the day he came to offlinetv that he doesn't have that much friends but I believe michael can get along with them

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 4 роки тому +51

      SINIGANG NA HIPON Because it’s social interaction and he doesn’t support it.

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 4 роки тому

      @@Kaliospectre on UA-cam how about off UA-cam not doing a vid he is still a human

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 4 роки тому +9

      @@ni-qr6zb Yeah he's a regular dude on Lily's streams, I was just referencing his Amazon Bot vid bruv.

  • @zephyr986
    @zephyr986 4 роки тому +40

    I am a socially inept potato and i got so much second hand anxiety when you recorded the party section

  • @dedfuk419
    @dedfuk419 5 років тому +364

    Everyone is literally taller than Michael and Lily.

  • @lonestride4562
    @lonestride4562 5 років тому +160

    Michael: I was born with a genetic disease. Its called being a filipino.
    Me: yeaaaaaah saem

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 5 років тому +324

    Normal drunk people recording: * wobbly af *
    Lily drunk recording: **image stabilized**

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi 3 роки тому +8

    Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.

  • @是绵羊啊
    @是绵羊啊 5 років тому +333

    no one:
    Michael: “ *Smell With* ”

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 5 років тому

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote woosh

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 5 років тому

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote yikes

  • @finarfin1989
    @finarfin1989 5 років тому +277

    Next generation kids will be scared of Minion Micheal under their bed.

  • @storm3668
    @storm3668 5 років тому +200

    0:56 scarra was like just another normal days on offlinetv house

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 4 роки тому +27

    Lily: "you're more than just a content, you're my friend"
    Michael: *pain* "nevermind, i'm fine in being just content"

  • @Xallarap
    @Xallarap 4 роки тому +117

    "I taze myself for fun on youtube"
    Name a better icebreaker :'D

  • @gealtot754
    @gealtot754 4 роки тому +2188

    This video is lowkey just them “dating” i think 😅

  • @GizmoTTV
    @GizmoTTV 4 роки тому +72

    2:33
    this whole exchange is more natural than any relationship I've ever seen. It's got that wholesome flair about it

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому

      “I have self control”
      (Not even 5 seconds later)

  • @heghoge4639
    @heghoge4639 4 роки тому +164

    As a Filipino college student, I'm taller than everyone in my household, so I feel more blessed than any of my siblings.
    I live alone... But still

  • @ferdinandgilagnes6059
    @ferdinandgilagnes6059 4 роки тому +720

    Title should be:
    TERRORISING YVONNE UNTTIL SHE CRIES

    • @empdisaster10
      @empdisaster10 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, He already did that with that title. So thats just his usual now

  • @jnsntrash9334
    @jnsntrash9334 5 років тому +92

    6:22
    Woman: "* gasp * That is so cute on you"
    Michael (very discretely): "that is"
    Me: *cries*

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 5 років тому +130

    Michael: *acts normal*
    Michael two minutes later: Ok that's enough of thattt

  • @gch_ofc
    @gch_ofc 4 роки тому +16

    This Video in a Nutshell:
    Lily is a dictator,
    The boys are the Workers,
    and Yvonne and Poki are the hostages.