Jason Voorhees vs Muggers

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  • @Drowzy_drew
    @Drowzy_drew 8 років тому +3725

    "flawless victory"

  • @samuraishinobi
    @samuraishinobi 9 років тому +3481

    He let them off with a warning.

    • @dualmaster2222
      @dualmaster2222 9 років тому +161

      samuraishinobi that's odd for Jason. but whatever floats his boat. the one with a bunch of dead teenagers.

    • @TheAndrewDobbs
      @TheAndrewDobbs 9 років тому +95

      Head Master the boat he spent more time on than in New York

    • @TheWickerMan1981
      @TheWickerMan1981 9 років тому +98

      TheAndrewDobbs Jason was too busy building up his EX meter for a fierce, roof-top Tiger Uppercut.

    • @TheAndrewDobbs
      @TheAndrewDobbs 9 років тому +7

      Oh sh- RUN

    • @BrandonKohout
      @BrandonKohout 9 років тому +23

      +samuraishinobi He thought to them: Now let that be a lesson to you guys.

  • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
    @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 10 років тому +3273

    A rare use of intelligence and wit by Jason. I like it.

    • @LaneD83
      @LaneD83 10 років тому +50

      XD!XD!XD!

    • @derekmok
      @derekmok 7 років тому +168

      The very ideas of "intelligence" and "wit" are antithetical to the very essence of Jason Voorhees.

    • @thorstenkristof9342
      @thorstenkristof9342 7 років тому +170

      derekmok it's a slasher movie not Shakespeare.

    • @feedthemeat543f
      @feedthemeat543f 7 років тому +244

      derekmok considering his use of traps improvised weapons and his tactics while stalking his prey Jason is far from stupid

    • @jonmarsh2779
      @jonmarsh2779 7 років тому +97

      fuck off hes smarter than you give him credit for

  • @stevendavies417
    @stevendavies417 2 роки тому +332

    I love how he takes that extra kick at the boombox, just to make sure.

  • @ClassicToonFan64
    @ClassicToonFan64 9 років тому +1325

    For people asking: "Why didn't he kill them?" J was clearly in a hurry, going after the girl and guy running from him. Slashers gotta have priorities!

    • @shadowjack6006
      @shadowjack6006 9 років тому +92

      ClassicToonFan64 Not to mention he was in public, he wont do anything with that many people around but if you are in small groups or alone watch your ass.

    • @Dchcrge00
      @Dchcrge00 9 років тому +81

      Let's also not forget he's in public...he likes it when its quiet.

    • @codypeterson1326
      @codypeterson1326 7 років тому +7

      Classic, Gamer, and Jack He kills people in public all the time

    • @wyattainsworth3693
      @wyattainsworth3693 7 років тому +12

      Cody Peterson not really lol

    • @codypeterson1326
      @codypeterson1326 7 років тому +1

      I've seen him do it

  • @blackphillip8519
    @blackphillip8519 8 років тому +2273

    Jason really hates music ,remember earlier in the movie when he took that girls guitar then hit her with it lol

    • @LaytDaMage33
      @LaytDaMage33 8 років тому +134

      Black Phillip In the new upcoming game he even smashes the radio up simply because it's on lol

    • @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82
      @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 7 років тому +117

      Black Phillip Its probaly becuase it reminds him of the campers who were too busy drinking,smoking and fucking to help him as he drowned.

    • @scorpionfiresome3834
      @scorpionfiresome3834 7 років тому +113

      I like to think that hearing music gives him PTSD, remember that he had to listen to shitty music with the camp counselors, the same camp counselors that drowned him as a child.

    • @cretinousjester3475
      @cretinousjester3475 7 років тому +24

      Black Phillip: He's clearly a Mozart fan.

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 7 років тому +1

      Where are you from, Scorpi?

  • @IsannKeket
    @IsannKeket 6 років тому +1219

    Mugger 1: You're dead meat, slime bag!
    Jason: You don't say?

    • @lonewolf863
      @lonewolf863 6 років тому +69

      RC-7593 I get it because he literally is dead meat

    • @pinkluigienjoyer
      @pinkluigienjoyer 6 років тому +26

      RC-7593 this comment is under appreciated

    • @VMeGaMRedZV
      @VMeGaMRedZV 6 років тому +8

      Jason unmasked his face what it seems to be like Nicholas Cage's.

    • @RentonElric85
      @RentonElric85 6 років тому +2

      Winter Wolf well, he is a zombie.

    • @somebody9633
      @somebody9633 6 років тому +1

      Lol good stuff

  • @namelessvermillion8188
    @namelessvermillion8188 6 років тому +3130

    Jason knows garbage music when he hears it, can't blame him.

  • @balzenhazelnut
    @balzenhazelnut 7 років тому +2114

    punk: "you're dead meat!"
    jason: *lifts mask* do you really wanna go there

    • @spamaccount8979
      @spamaccount8979 6 років тому +205

      Jacob Eagle punk: "You're dead meat!"
      Jason: "Yes. I am, actually."

    • @dad8622
      @dad8622 6 років тому +46

      Jacob Eagle I actually like dead meat seems like a cool UA-camr

    • @KryptedGhost
      @KryptedGhost 6 років тому +15

      Play of the game:Jason Vorhees

    • @jinsatoshi8424
      @jinsatoshi8424 6 років тому +28

      Yo man its cool,its cool man Its cool *Ran*

    • @FresnoCA93727
      @FresnoCA93727 6 років тому +1

      Jacob Eagle It's cool man!

  • @neoslayrebeeblebrox5985
    @neoslayrebeeblebrox5985 9 років тому +592

    Mugger:you're dead meat!
    Jason: (lifts mask). You damn right I'm dead!

    • @jaredfisher6351
      @jaredfisher6351 7 років тому +10

      Neoslayre Beeblebrox I'm dying now! 😂😂😂

    • @trevorambrose4821
      @trevorambrose4821 7 років тому +5

      been dead since the 50s bitch I gots to kill me a teen

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 7 років тому +9

      Thug: You're dead meat, slime-bag!
      Jason: I'm already dead, dipshit, what do you think YOU'RE gonna do?

    • @Paper7144
      @Paper7144 6 років тому +5

      Neoslayre Beeblebrox xD

  • @brandonm3482
    @brandonm3482 8 років тому +895

    Jason: 1
    muggers: 0

  • @DayTimeIsOver
    @DayTimeIsOver 6 років тому +616

    Muggers: Hey slime bag, you're dead meat.
    Jason: You're right. look at my face

  • @SageofSorrow
    @SageofSorrow 9 років тому +295

    I'm sorry....I'm just blown away by the fact that Jason allowed someone to....live. He walked by them and...they didn't die. It's mind blowing

    • @ericsuarez8968
      @ericsuarez8968 9 років тому +37

      This is the same movie were he walks by like 20 people in a subway and doesn't kill any of them

    • @r2dmilitaryteen868
      @r2dmilitaryteen868 9 років тому +16

      Eegaming do you really think he can kill all those people without the police getting involved or the army as soon as the cops find out he cant die call the cost guard and contain him

    • @carlosrob8423
      @carlosrob8423 9 років тому +44

      Its because jason kills people who are on his lake

    • @carlosrob8423
      @carlosrob8423 9 років тому +2

      And he was chacina other guys so he gave then priority

    • @super00141
      @super00141 9 років тому +1

      +R2Dmilitary Teen Good luck containing him xD

  • @tomwilson1487
    @tomwilson1487 7 років тому +1543

    Legend says that they're still running

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +84

      They just ran through my garden

    • @williamsalexmamani7094
      @williamsalexmamani7094 6 років тому +3

      Jajjaja

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +21

      They just ran through the Korean border

    • @syncratc
      @syncratc 6 років тому +9

      Mr Critical xD I love the UA-cam community.

    • @christar331
      @christar331 6 років тому +21

      GuiltyAssassin Bruh let's all be honest here.....if we all saw Jason we'd be running for our lives.

  • @codypeterson1326
    @codypeterson1326 8 років тому +3585

    I can't believe he didn't kill them

    • @eduardopereira1915
      @eduardopereira1915 8 років тому +275

      me neither

    • @codypeterson1326
      @codypeterson1326 8 років тому +78

      edx 007 Ikr

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 8 років тому +560

      Cody Peterson He coulden't, he was in the middle of the city with tons of people in it

    • @grimmetal9530
      @grimmetal9530 8 років тому +683

      Cody Peterson also because they are not the ones he's going after and he has no time with those punks haha

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 8 років тому +50

      GrimMetal Will true

  • @11thWoods
    @11thWoods 4 роки тому +333

    "Crack don't get ya but the hookers will." LMAO Man Im crying!!

    • @Cybopath
      @Cybopath 3 роки тому +46

      It literally sounds like the lyrics were written by 40 year old who'd heard one rap song.

    • @edwardmason119
      @edwardmason119 3 роки тому +30

      Those lyrics were put together for this movie, so it's very possible.

    • @Cybopath
      @Cybopath 3 роки тому +1

      @@edwardmason119 wanna hear the whole thing now.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 3 роки тому +20

      @@Cybopath The complete song was included on the recent "Jason Takes Manhattan" soundtrack from La-La Land Records. It's a solid investment.

    • @BigSmoke-bu6ib
      @BigSmoke-bu6ib 2 роки тому +9

      Reminds me of Will Smith's clean rap

  • @MrGameguyC
    @MrGameguyC 10 років тому +2782

    Oh he'll spare then for now, until Friday the 13th part 16: Jason takes Gotham.

    • @thegoodfather1177
      @thegoodfather1177 9 років тому +23

      hilarious

    • @TaliaIGhul
      @TaliaIGhul 9 років тому +58

      MrGameguycolor Jason would be stepping on my Territory! :P

    • @DrClawizdead
      @DrClawizdead 9 років тому +79

      Matthew T If Batman can beat Grundy he can beat Jason.

    • @TaliaIGhul
      @TaliaIGhul 9 років тому +54

      DrClawizdead I can see Batman beating Jason by containing him somehow.

    • @BronchitisMan
      @BronchitisMan 9 років тому +64

      Talia al Ghul I can see Batman with a machete through his abdomen. Unlike the Joker, Jason wouldn't go "I won't kill you, you complete me, *nonsense* *nonsense* ". He wouldn't try to break Batman's spirit by dumping him in a pit. Jason's approach is straightforward and simple: Gut that son bitch with 0 mercy and proceed to the next victim. Batman would end up lying dead in the same alley his parents were murdered in. It would be poetic, in a sense.

  • @blakesteele6740
    @blakesteele6740 8 років тому +346

    I believe Jason would say: "Why don't you say that again, but this time to my face,"

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +12

      SCORPION 700
      one of the best comments here

    • @herberthgonzalez8947
      @herberthgonzalez8947 6 років тому +8

      Blake Steele Pretty much, "Do you really want go up against a face that's been through so much shit?"

    • @therealduck2442
      @therealduck2442 6 років тому

      Agree

    • @boomaglev7859
      @boomaglev7859 Рік тому

      bro would say "Try me, *bitch."*

  • @brandonpurple165
    @brandonpurple165 9 років тому +1894

    Radio: Now watch me Whip! No watch me Nae Nae
    Jason: *Kicks Radio* Fuck that song

    • @finnsky98
      @finnsky98 9 років тому +14

      Agreed XD

    • @alanito666
      @alanito666 9 років тому +8

      +Brandon Togans LOL I've been looking for the video, do you know the name of it?

    • @badbigga2197
      @badbigga2197 8 років тому +18

      Yep. I HATE that song

    • @jalapinoy3790
      @jalapinoy3790 8 років тому +2

      Me every day.

    • @terrencehill7059
      @terrencehill7059 8 років тому +12

      +Jamal Jewell the song suck ass

  • @jalenellis3594
    @jalenellis3594 5 років тому +153

    Those fools should be lucky he let them off with a warning.

  • @thatbrownguy994
    @thatbrownguy994 8 років тому +377

    those kids got off easy. lol

  • @josho1459
    @josho1459 8 років тому +158

    Funniest part of the whole Friday the 13th franchise.

  • @nils920
    @nils920 8 років тому +296

    0:23 remember ladies: HE'S SINGLE!

    • @michaelbreen7865
      @michaelbreen7865 8 років тому +56

      And a momma's boy! (Thank God he's fictional.)

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +45

      nils920
      ...and a complete badass

    • @codmarshal1572
      @codmarshal1572 6 років тому +2

      nils920 there like yo man its cool but nice face you got there

    • @jwgoon
      @jwgoon 4 місяці тому

      And 6ft tall!

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 Місяць тому

      @@jwgoon More like 6'6" tall.

  • @its_johnH
    @its_johnH 3 роки тому +36

    The way he just turned around and looked straight up into the camera makes this a comedic gold treasure of scene

  • @andrewmcleod3659
    @andrewmcleod3659 6 років тому +492

    I'm sorry but the way he kicks over the hi-fi gets me every time XD

    • @mikeg5872
      @mikeg5872 6 років тому +15

      Trust Me I'm A Stomach That Was Kane's favorite part of the movie.

    • @missclairetx
      @missclairetx 5 років тому +5

      Trust Me I'm A Stomach i just now watch this for the first time and I busted out laughing

    • @Andrea-uc1wz
      @Andrea-uc1wz 3 роки тому +2

      It is hilarious hahaahah

    • @cjcooljplayz8364
      @cjcooljplayz8364 3 роки тому

      0:11

  • @user-bn4he9iu4p
    @user-bn4he9iu4p 6 років тому +784

    0:31 he was _like_
    *_WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME AROUND WITH A CAMERA_* !!?

    • @sunway060
      @sunway060 6 років тому +13

      H P͟a͟l͟p͟a͟t͟i͟n͟A 😂👌

    • @Archneme5is
      @Archneme5is 6 років тому +5

      👌😂👌

    • @Ajesen
      @Ajesen 6 років тому +3

      H P͟a͟l͟p͟a͟t͟i͟n͟A hahah true

    • @folbykleetwood7462
      @folbykleetwood7462 6 років тому +4

      He was doing the Jim face

    • @jackduhmannn
      @jackduhmannn 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sachegonzo815
    @sachegonzo815 8 років тому +661

    RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!

    • @DingleChalks
      @DingleChalks 8 років тому +1

      Sache Gonzo

    • @postshift19
      @postshift19 7 років тому +4

      Elders? Isn't Jason basically some undead drowned child?

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 7 років тому +8

      +postshift19 The hell? Does that look like a child to you?

    • @cognitivedissonance8478
      @cognitivedissonance8478 7 років тому +7

      Ghost Pix he does at the end of the movie

    • @pegres5339
      @pegres5339 7 років тому +5

      Sache Gonzo he is small boy .in big body xD

  • @CYB3R2K
    @CYB3R2K 2 роки тому +10

    The way he kicks the boom box while not losing visual on his main target is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a zombie serial killer.

  • @joeybriggins
    @joeybriggins 7 років тому +528

    they have no idea how lucky they were 😂😂😂

    • @Masterchief101
      @Masterchief101 6 років тому +31

      They were super lucky

    • @chrispeplinski7306
      @chrispeplinski7306 2 роки тому +15

      Jason showed mercy

    • @BigSmoke-bu6ib
      @BigSmoke-bu6ib 2 роки тому +11

      Um..based on their reaction I would have to say they seem pretty aware how lucky they were.

  • @brandonleague3641
    @brandonleague3641 7 років тому +676

    IN THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT JASON WAS SUPPOSED TO KICK A DOG, BUT KANE HODDER FLATLY REFUSED. HE SAID, JASON WOULD NEVER DO THAT BECAUSE HE LIVED WITH ANIMALS IN THE WOODS...SO THEY CHANGED IT TO A BOOMBOX.

    • @thewolfjake
      @thewolfjake 7 років тому +49

      Brandon League Umm he mutilated a dog in part 2 I believe

    • @thewolfjake
      @thewolfjake 7 років тому +6

      Jibreel 😐 I know that...

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 6 років тому +52

      Jason's a kid deep down, a very angry kid.

    • @jaykapolka6111
      @jaykapolka6111 6 років тому +10

      Clowncake the shitzu and part two doesn't die. unless there's another dog I'm forgetting.

    • @ignorantstalker819
      @ignorantstalker819 6 років тому +49

      Theres humanity left inside Jason

  • @joemazzello7731
    @joemazzello7731 10 років тому +189

    the end, he just looks at you and thinks "That just happened"

  • @mikewazowski2462
    @mikewazowski2462 6 років тому +155

    When 4 freshman pick a fight with a senior

    • @samthetank6762
      @samthetank6762 6 років тому +7

      Mike Wazowski 😂😂😂😂

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 роки тому +4

      “You’re dead meat!”
      “Glad you noticed. Just wait three more years and you’ll look like this too.”

    • @BlurryZurry
      @BlurryZurry 2 роки тому +2

      When people born after 2001 try to fight a 30 year old

    • @alienator4684
      @alienator4684 Рік тому +4

      @@BlurryZurry That sounds really specific. Did you experience this or something? 😂

    • @BlurryZurry
      @BlurryZurry Рік тому

      @@alienator4684 ya. Half the time i read through the comments on the internet. They all hide behind their computer screens and talk about how bad ass they are to people 15 years older and twice their size. Aint just me it happens to. Its everywhere you look these days. People 20 and 21 years old trying to act like their opinion is most important their beliefs are the only ones allowed and "ok boomer" to anyone that says they're full of shit. Seen one call out a cashier because he couldnt buy smokes (not his fault you aint old enough) cashier was a foot taller and probably 35 to 40. Said all this nonsense about "you're real tough standing behind that counter bitch" soon as the cashier said "oh ya?" And started to come around the counter, dude RAN out the door. So wasn't mentioning anything specific in my comment anymore than Mike had certain freshman in mind when he made his but it definitely happens.

  • @wesker959
    @wesker959 9 років тому +101

    In that day zero fucks were given

  • @robbalison
    @robbalison 6 років тому +150

    I love how Jason is looking directly at the camera as the video ends, as if he's saying "yeah, I just did that." 😂

  • @theax2610
    @theax2610 6 років тому +1649

    A rare footage of H20delirious doing a face reveal.

    • @iAmBadger
      @iAmBadger 6 років тому +53

      Hilmi 90 its H2O why do people put H20

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 6 років тому +32

      I. Animate Because he's a huge Friday the 13th fan, where else would he get the idea for the hockey mask?

    • @solesurvivor6175
      @solesurvivor6175 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @sunwukong4653
      @sunwukong4653 6 років тому +5

      Mr J No he means the spelling a lot of people put H20 Delirious when it is H2O

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 6 років тому +4

      The AX2,
      And according to the muggers reactions...well I think it's best if it stays unrevealed fully to the public. XD
      I love H2O by the way, no disrespect to him. :)

  • @boydcrowder5034
    @boydcrowder5034 6 років тому +507

    If those guys were listening to Kesha, Jason would have stomped on the stereo,too.

    • @Chopstyx
      @Chopstyx 6 років тому +23

      what is this? 2012?

    • @CreativeUsernameEh
      @CreativeUsernameEh 6 років тому +5

      Edgy?

    • @kirbyboycoolness6734
      @kirbyboycoolness6734 6 років тому +9

      Boyd Crowder Or worse Post Malone, Tekashi69, or Lil pump.

    • @RotterHeils
      @RotterHeils 6 років тому +3

      If it Washington Justin, ANYBOBY would have kicked that radio

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 6 років тому

      wow you guys are so kewl please dial it back the coolness is too great to behold

  • @mrwoods22
    @mrwoods22 8 років тому +74

    LOL at that song. "Livin' in the city ain't no big deal."

  • @IxBlind
    @IxBlind 8 років тому +2217

    Hes 7 foot Tall and You CANT TEACH THAT!

    • @williamcoler5153
      @williamcoler5153 8 років тому +83

      Ix Blind there's only one word to describe you SAWFT SSSSAAAWWWFFFT!!!!!

    • @ajschannel7107
      @ajschannel7107 8 років тому +70

      look what we got here a couple of haters a cuppa haters

    • @williamcoler5153
      @williamcoler5153 8 років тому +31

      Biggy bap biggy boom realest guys in the room!

    • @Kumo_Uchiha
      @Kumo_Uchiha 7 років тому +24

      Ix Blind HOW U DOING!

    • @IxBlind
      @IxBlind 7 років тому +16

      joseph monaghan ... Look what we got Over Here... a CupaHaters ... A CupaHaters!

  • @jasiekel86
    @jasiekel86 8 років тому +350

    The rapper sounds like Will Smith, no wonder Jason kicked the radio!

    • @ryarod
      @ryarod 7 років тому +13

      Huh. Really?
      I dunno, I think Will Smith's actually pretty good. I mean, as far as rapping goes. Certainly much better than most rappers nowadays at any rate, at least in my opinion.

    • @ursamajor5234
      @ursamajor5234 7 років тому +2

      jasiekel86 had dj jazzy jeff been with Will while he wasn't a prick to him he would be gold

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 7 років тому +6

      ryarod That's because rappers nowadays can only record their 'songs' while they're on a potentially lethal dose of codeine and promethylzen

    • @nostalgiaboner6208
      @nostalgiaboner6208 7 років тому +4

      ryarod, Who's a better rapper than Eminem?
      Slim Shady

    • @wasabcwasabc
      @wasabcwasabc 7 років тому +4

      Derp Ink Lil uzi is wayyy better fuck that white boy

  • @injectvns
    @injectvns 6 років тому +35

    "Kiki, do you love me? Are you ridi-"
    Jason: kicks radio

  • @PihnOG
    @PihnOG 7 років тому +282

    Jason: I did it momma, I stopped muggers, I SAVED THE DAY MOMMA :)

    • @animooredpanda7097
      @animooredpanda7097 6 років тому +8

      F3aR L3G3ND that's what I always think what's going through Jason's mind each time he kills

    • @REALSTEELE5
      @REALSTEELE5 6 років тому

      404 9 lol

  • @omerozel4716
    @omerozel4716 6 років тому +168

    I love how the mugger say "You are dead meat" only for jason taking of the mask and showing his dead meat to the mugger

    • @coconutjam6013
      @coconutjam6013 6 років тому +18

      Mugger:"your dead meat"
      Jason"*lift mask* im litterly a dead meat"

    • @Wysdiff
      @Wysdiff 6 років тому +2

      Deadly Vanitas that is literally the only thing you could like about the clip

    • @6jpsalmsB-ne5jy
      @6jpsalmsB-ne5jy Рік тому

      “Yo man it’s cool, it’s cool man

  • @gagetaylor192
    @gagetaylor192 8 років тому +88

    Thug: You're dead meat!
    Jason: *Lifts mask* how's this for dead meat?

    • @thealien4753
      @thealien4753 7 років тому +19

      Gage Taylor "unzips pants" how bout this for dead meat (Jason has ED)

    • @itzthelight
      @itzthelight 7 років тому +3

      Gage Taylor XD

  • @ghostface7591
    @ghostface7591 3 роки тому +10

    The funniest thing about this is that Jason still kicks the radio.

  • @unitas.mp4
    @unitas.mp4 7 років тому +681

    If this was set in the mid 2000s:
    Jason: *Walking*
    Radio: "Baby, Baby, baby, al-"
    Jason: *Proceeds to bash and dismantle the radio for decades*

  • @Zoras88
    @Zoras88 9 років тому +30

    The only time he let someone live. He just didn't want to deal with their shit.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 10 років тому +62

    Livin' in the city ain't no big deal when you're Jason Voorhees.

    • @itzthelight
      @itzthelight 7 років тому +2

      Dakota Andrews fr

    • @KlineDeere
      @KlineDeere Рік тому +1

      Definitely has a heart like US Steel....
      If Jason don't getcha then the hookas will

  • @Adam63545
    @Adam63545 5 років тому +80

    0:11 Me when I hear Billie Eilish or some other depressing themed music

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 4 роки тому +1

      "depressing" you mean emo

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 4 роки тому

      I love how he seems to kick it again

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 4 роки тому +1

      Emo girls: you’re dead meat, slim bag!

    • @peterzelaya4771
      @peterzelaya4771 4 роки тому +1

      @@menib7574 you're right! I think he did kick it twice 😂😂

  • @JSC178
    @JSC178 10 років тому +36

    Jason's like, "Get this fuckin' radio outta here." LOL

  • @yahirr.77
    @yahirr.77 7 років тому +639

    /When Mortal Kombat runs out of ideas/
    Boss: We need a new fatality for Jason in the new game but what should it be?
    Co Worker: lets make him show his face to the opponent.
    Boss: I quit!! Your the new Boss. The heavens has praised us!!

  • @Hawkwing4567
    @Hawkwing4567 7 років тому +89

    That's one way to get rid of the gang fights happening across the U.S., hire Jason Voorhees to handle the work for that.

    • @Kara-kq5sb
      @Kara-kq5sb 7 років тому +3

      Hawk Kalitz
      Simple solution

    • @dirt7430
      @dirt7430 6 років тому +3

      Hawk Kalitz that's Jason's ultimate weapon

  • @Animelover80246
    @Animelover80246 6 років тому +39

    Jason's way of saying this isn't his type of music

  • @307fishing8
    @307fishing8 8 років тому +26

    The way Jason kicked that stereo is just like a local New Yorker

  • @Lawd_Kolya
    @Lawd_Kolya 7 років тому +196

    Jason is basically a grumpy old man deep down, haha

    • @blacknegan4462
      @blacknegan4462 7 років тому +3

      pangismo isn't he like at least in his 30s

    • @ferociousdelusions6660
      @ferociousdelusions6660 7 років тому +5

      Keshawn Bennett In Freddy vs Jason it seems like Jason was drowned in 1950's and when he drowned he was 11 so he is pretty old

    • @incognitogamingofdicial6178
      @incognitogamingofdicial6178 7 років тому +1

      pangismo bro at slime bag is slimehead

    • @BlackfeatherLegion
      @BlackfeatherLegion 6 років тому +12

      Well Jason was born June 13th 1946. And Jason Takes Manhattan takes place sometime after the year 2000, since Part 6 was six years after Part 4 which took place in 1984, so with Part 6 being set in 1990, Part 7 took place ten years after Part 6. And since this film takes place anywhere after Part 7, this film is speculated to take place in 2003. Making Jason 57 Years Old in Jason Takes Manhattan.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +1

      It’s said Freddy vs Jason takes place 10 years after the events of Freddy’s dead so FvJ must take place around 2010

  • @michaelbreen7865
    @michaelbreen7865 8 років тому +84

    0:30 Jason be like "Now that THAT'S out of the way...."

  • @trystanmacdonald9296
    @trystanmacdonald9296 6 років тому +32

    Boom box: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
    Jason: nope

  • @davids7959
    @davids7959 7 років тому +294

    ROUND 2, FIGHT!
    muggers get armed*
    jason takes off mask*
    JASON WINS, FATALITY
    FLAWLESS VICTORY

  • @DaSticksanStonesClub
    @DaSticksanStonesClub 9 років тому +36

    behold, the smartest people in that universe

    • @geld1620
      @geld1620 7 років тому +1

      DaSticksanStonesClub cus they ran lol

  • @spiritassasin6006
    @spiritassasin6006 6 років тому +318

    Muggers: Your dead meat slimebag.
    Jason lifts his mask: Try me
    Muggers run
    Jason: Thats what I thought

    • @mryoung6090
      @mryoung6090 6 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @Nick_Nightingale
      @Nick_Nightingale 6 років тому +3

      Jason Takes Chicago

    • @DatSwagMario
      @DatSwagMario 5 років тому +1

      Haha lol

    • @jakenewberg1233
      @jakenewberg1233 5 років тому +1

      Or
      Jason: (Turns at them sternly) Excuse Me
      (Lifts Up his Mask)
      Don’t you know who I am?
      (After they ran off from him, then places his Mask back on) Hpm!

    • @davidvar9209
      @davidvar9209 5 років тому

      Jason takes Los Angeles

  • @Kojicccc
    @Kojicccc 6 років тому +10

    I like how he still has a sense of humor.

  • @tommyjarvis7449
    @tommyjarvis7449 7 років тому +230

    if only I was here

  • @ZReaders
    @ZReaders 10 років тому +72

    I love how he just goes, "Fuck this, I'm busy trying to chase a couple of people and these idiots are getting in my way. I haven't got time for this - just show them the face and they'll back down. Nobody messes with Jason Voorhees."

  • @trailermashproductions3437
    @trailermashproductions3437 7 років тому +190

    So jason is a pretty cool guy to you if you're not at his lake

    • @Cerby9
      @Cerby9 6 років тому +2

      Vean Studio Julius I believe.

    • @kevinsorbi9744
      @kevinsorbi9744 6 років тому +3

      Except everyone on that ship weren't at his lake...hole in your story

    • @clemmu
      @clemmu 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Sorbi Nah, the ship set sail at the lake. The ships anchor is what revived Jason.

    • @kevinsorbi9744
      @kevinsorbi9744 6 років тому

      Ninclemdo then how'd it get to Manhattan eh..

    • @clemmu
      @clemmu 6 років тому

      Kevin Sorbi Because.... It went there? Boats move, y'know.

  • @codyzent6471
    @codyzent6471 5 років тому +13

    Jason at the end:
    "Alright now where was i?"
    "Oh yea i remember!"

  • @toddlanier1789
    @toddlanier1789 10 років тому +24

    Jason was like "get this freakin radio outta here" LOL

  • @jaytarot5000
    @jaytarot5000 9 років тому +74

    You are dead meat slimebag
    Jason: *lifts up mask* How'd you know

  • @woo79ta
    @woo79ta 8 років тому +660

    Teens: were just a bunch of teens having fun!
    Jason: I hate music (kicks radio)
    Teens: Hey we paid a lot of money for that!
    Jason: does my face look like it cares?
    Teens: Uh, no we'll just go.
    Jason: Good.

    • @Jebus53
      @Jebus53 8 років тому +9

      😂

    • @maxdrow9605
      @maxdrow9605 7 років тому +3

      + Jason : Meh stupid Teens -,-

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 6 років тому +10

      Jason like: "Turn this cancerous shit OFF."

    • @ryzukii19
      @ryzukii19 6 років тому +4

      Miney The Knight Productions Thats How I Fell With The Music Nowadays (Rap) (Some)

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 6 років тому +1

      KillaAli100 The local pop station doesn't represent the entirety of today's music

  • @pankerlior
    @pankerlior 5 років тому +8

    One of the funniest scene at horror movies I had captured in my mind...
    It never gets old hahaha

  • @overkillgore7862
    @overkillgore7862 8 років тому +45

    Man, Jason has a way with sign language. what he did was called "What you say pal".

  • @ArcRogerr
    @ArcRogerr 8 років тому +59

    The only people in the city besides the main characters that actually acknowledge him...

  • @Mavericka96
    @Mavericka96 9 років тому +404

    Even jason voorhees thinks there music sucks lol.

    • @BrandonKohout
      @BrandonKohout 8 років тому

      +TFGP - Gaming, Nightcore & More! I guess he wasn't a big fan of hip hop and rap.

    • @michaelbreen7865
      @michaelbreen7865 8 років тому +10

      Jason hates EVERYTHING!

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +12

      Michael Breen
      not really. i mean, he seems to love his machete.

    • @burstingturtle
      @burstingturtle 7 років тому +13

      Beyond W01F And his mom.

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +1

      burstingturtle
      yeah, that too.
      and his mask.

  • @Bwaatiss
    @Bwaatiss 2 роки тому +5

    "You're dead meat, slimebag!"
    Jason: Yes, I am. *lifts mask*

  • @michaelhamilton8401
    @michaelhamilton8401 9 років тому +83

    kicks the stereo...like a boss

  • @Ghost12456
    @Ghost12456 7 років тому +157

    I lost my shit when he kicked the radio I do not know why.

    • @adrianstjrnfldt6458
      @adrianstjrnfldt6458 6 років тому +5

      Black Cobra same i just love the sound of it Ahahahaah

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 6 років тому +2

      I like this F13 in particular because Jason just goes around Manhattan and even though he’s kinda grumpy Jason is no different than any other New Yorker (wonder if that was a joke by the writers)
      Jason could go on a rampage and kill all these people, but instead he’s just gonna take a walk around town

  • @cdauch36
    @cdauch36 8 років тому +92

    underrated movie

    • @cdauch36
      @cdauch36 8 років тому +16

      Boyzo JJ lol nice troll

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR 7 років тому

      Beezyy don't tell me u got scared of him when u were little

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 7 років тому

      cdauch36 which one was this? I know some of the movies were amazing and some were.........not. can't tell which one this is. love the scene, but that n walking around in the city are so un-jason

    • @cdauch36
      @cdauch36 7 років тому +1

      Trojianmaru Jason takes Manhattan

    • @shaggyrodgers4223
      @shaggyrodgers4223 6 років тому

      cdauch36 you don't say

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 6 років тому +9

    We need more people like Jason.

  • @Killer-wi1mr
    @Killer-wi1mr 8 років тому +385

    Thug: Your dead.
    Jason:(Remove his mask) Just try to stab me.
    Thug: no we're cool man.
    Jason: Yeah yeah run you little shit.

  • @Hyapin
    @Hyapin 9 років тому +78

    I think that's the first time Jason actually spared someone who got up in his face!

    • @ClassicToonFan64
      @ClassicToonFan64 9 років тому +3

      Hyapin If you ask me, he was going to hunt them down after he were done with his other targets.

    • @shadowjack6006
      @shadowjack6006 9 років тому +7

      Hyapin He only does that if he isnt targeting them + Jason wont hurt kids.

    • @Hyapin
      @Hyapin 9 років тому +8

      Shadow Jack
      Yeah, but those punks most certainly weren't kids lol. They were well into their teens or twenties--prime targets for Jason to go after if he'd really wanted to.

    • @RIPdixiecarter
      @RIPdixiecarter 9 років тому +17

      Hyapin They're already dead inside

    • @Mrclean-eu3pp
      @Mrclean-eu3pp 9 років тому

      Lol

  • @retroguitarmaster
    @retroguitarmaster 9 років тому +25

    the kid brought a butterfly knife to a machete fight

    • @shadowjack6006
      @shadowjack6006 9 років тому +1

      Charlie Prince Jason didnt even have anything in his hands.

  • @anzu7619
    @anzu7619 6 років тому +25

    top 10 fastest anime battles

  • @dr.stevebrule4029
    @dr.stevebrule4029 7 років тому +398

    If they were playing some good ol Tupac then Jason would have just walked around the radio.

    • @bradydavis5791
      @bradydavis5791 6 років тому +34

      john murphy whoa hey now. Watch ya mouth, bitch.

    • @Dank_Dank
      @Dank_Dank 6 років тому

      Luna McLean All music is trash

    • @217xe8
      @217xe8 6 років тому +4

      john murphy yesss

    • @haydeng3316
      @haydeng3316 6 років тому +13

      Luna McLean have you listened to Tupac?

    • @BTC-MT
      @BTC-MT 6 років тому +33

      Luna McLean Let me guess you think people like David Bowie, Jimmy Page, and Elvis Presley who all had relationships with fourteen year old girls are any better? No disrespect to their music, but musicians are not known to be holy souls.

  • @rbleaks818
    @rbleaks818 7 років тому +114

    How I feel about Hip Hop today

    • @vocal7266
      @vocal7266 7 років тому +1

      Imma make a video with the audio replaced with justin bieber.

    • @RandomCzechDude135
      @RandomCzechDude135 6 років тому +7

      Yeah yeah... New school rap is shit. I rather listen to Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 2pac and the other motherfuckin real G's

    • @zillarex7416
      @zillarex7416 6 років тому

      Jason Voorhees Jr. Yes mumble rap is god awful. I literally have to look up the lyrics to the song to understand what they're saying.

    • @michaelmyers7693
      @michaelmyers7693 6 років тому

      Ikr

  • @girolamoesposito6131
    @girolamoesposito6131 7 років тому +24

    That was so unexpected.I thought he was just gonna chop them effortlessly or something but this was so hilarious.

    • @patcatzgames9792
      @patcatzgames9792 6 років тому +1

      Girolamo Esposito he doesnt want the cops to be involve so..hehe

  • @levinix1112
    @levinix1112 5 років тому +45

    *Jason Voorhees scared off street thugs just by unmasking.*
    Peter Parker: "Is it possible to learn this great power?"
    Uncle Ben: "Not without responsibility."
    Spider-Man:😔

    • @HeartyArtie
      @HeartyArtie 3 роки тому

      Deadpool: "Au contraire."
      Peter Parker: "Umm... no thanks."

  • @galactusthedestroyer1111
    @galactusthedestroyer1111 8 років тому +9

    I seriously love how Jason comes out of nowhere and just kicks the radio out of the way xD

    • @AmaanPaper
      @AmaanPaper 8 років тому

      +Aj Mungunda i think it was blocking his way i guess

  • @williambenedictblythebigcock
    @williambenedictblythebigcock 8 років тому +77

    I have Respect...

  • @Novistadors
    @Novistadors 7 років тому +21

    God dammit this scene is just funny xD
    As soon as Jason lifts his mask, their facial expressions just change instantly

  • @SpikeRose
    @SpikeRose 6 років тому +4

    And on Jason's face, was a sticky note saying;
    "You're in Jason Takes Manhattan."

  • @jeffreyfornicola3399
    @jeffreyfornicola3399 7 років тому +268

    *kicks radio box*
    "you're dead meat, slime bag!"
    jason: how about you say that to my ugly face?
    *takes off mask*
    "yo it's cool man, it's cool!"

    • @dad8622
      @dad8622 6 років тому +2

      jeffrey fornicola I’m not ugly you’re mean ):

    • @dad8622
      @dad8622 6 років тому +2

      Dane Lizares why not

    • @dad8622
      @dad8622 6 років тому +2

      Dane Lizares lmao

    • @nalsra0
      @nalsra0 6 років тому

      jeffrey fornicola slimehead*

  • @hashtxt
    @hashtxt 6 років тому +63

    0:23 when you say a curse word and the teacher comes in the room.

    • @MarkoBlack76
      @MarkoBlack76 3 роки тому +1

      That legit happened, some kid looked like 6ix9ine and was about to throw a pencil at me and I’m like “6ix9ine, I’m trying to work.” And he was like “Don’t fucking call me that.” And the teacher was walking in and he was repeating it

  • @bigrooster8825
    @bigrooster8825 10 років тому +47

    mugger:your dead meat slim bag
    Jason: I dont think i am
    muggers: ummmm nvm we will just run
    Jason: great plan

    • @Kobe-vr5xl
      @Kobe-vr5xl 9 років тому +8

      Big Rooster muggers: your dead meat slimebag Jason: I already am (shows his face)muggers:its cool its cool (runs like bitches)Jason:looks back at camera (thug life)

  • @supergamerxda.k.ahollowich4775
    @supergamerxda.k.ahollowich4775 4 роки тому +9

    "Your dead... ?"
    But Jason is already dead, he's an undead killing machine

  • @FistFighter-se7fn
    @FistFighter-se7fn 7 років тому +26

    muggers: your dead!
    jason: wanna say that to my face?

    • @iAmBadger
      @iAmBadger 6 років тому +1

      FistFighter 2000 *You're

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 6 років тому

      *Alternate response*
      I would if you had one, but all I see is an ASS with two eyes!

  • @joshuaolsoncook
    @joshuaolsoncook 6 років тому +23

    Batman: That’s my boy.
    Damian: (screaming internally in rage after just hearing Batman compliment Jason)

  • @GhozianHakeem
    @GhozianHakeem 7 років тому +130

    Punks: Hey you! Why the hell did you kick it?!
    Jason: (stares at them)
    Punks: (show some weapons)
    Jason: (opens his mask) Problem?
    Punks: No, no. We're cool, man haha (run away)
    Jason: Go to your mama, if you have one

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 5 років тому +8

    Funnily enough I can imagine Jason smiling under his mask after that.

  • @KingPinbal
    @KingPinbal 7 років тому +147

    Muggers: Your dead meat son
    Jason: Look at my face amigo.
    Muggers: Hey its cool man

    • @iAmBadger
      @iAmBadger 6 років тому +4

      Mr Pinbal *You're

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 6 років тому

      It's actually your stop being such a grammar nazi if you don't even know anything

    • @gussmann6580
      @gussmann6580 6 років тому +8

      GabDPanda You're an idiot

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 6 років тому

      You're is not a real word stop playing roblox and search it up on a dictionary you're means "you are" while your means "belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing" or "belonging to or associated with any person in general"

    • @gussmann6580
      @gussmann6580 6 років тому

      GabDPanda Stop playing Roblox you say? Kid I don't even know what that is, but for what I can tell you are the one who should stop playing idiotic videogames. Yes! I looked at the videos you've liked. Don't be a hypocrite.

  • @Aerochalklate
    @Aerochalklate 9 років тому +47

    if they did that today "lol nice fx mask whered u get it"

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 9 років тому +22

      Aerochalklate *Jason preceeds to rip a mugger's face off* Like that.

  • @coreyondavis6032
    @coreyondavis6032 6 років тому +256

    0:10
    me when i hear mumble rap music

  • @evenflow5491
    @evenflow5491 5 років тому +20

    The movie may be crap but no one can deny, this scene is hilarious

    • @T85204
      @T85204 4 місяці тому

      Movie does have it's flaws but also has it's moments like this one, also the infamous boxing Jason on the roof scene is legendary, lol.