TAKE ME TO CHURCH | Medieval Bardcore Version | Hozier
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
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Hozier - Take Me To Church [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Take Me To Church for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm. My band of brotherly bands wishes safety and happiness to all from the tavern to the royal palace.
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Original Song: “Take Me To Church”
Original Artist: Hozier
Writer: Andrew Hozier-Byrne
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henry viii breaking away from the catholic church be like
Take me to Kent I worship like a luddite at the shrine of tine absolution I'll tell you my sins and you can ignore them, alright?
More like when he realised he fucked up because he broke from the Church lol
"I'm Pope now be-hatch-es"
@@jamescpalmer oh great now there's two of them
how ironic XD
My lover hath humour!
Good or bad?
Red Yellow Black or White?
she is thy giggle at thy funeral
Thy lover soundeth melancholic. Ply her with venison to restore balance.
Four of them actually!
When you're a woman disguised as a male knight and you're in love with a young lady nun at the local chapel.
Holy shit go write a book this is beautiful-
Look for the story of Julie d'Aubigny, you won't be disappointed ;)
@@lauraviseniya5930 _gasp_ Holy shit Julie d'Aubigny has been my favourite! Her escapades are legendary, even crazier that it was all achieved in the 33 years she lived. Literally the candle that burnt the brightest and half as long.
@@lauraviseniya5930 she’s such a bicon
@@CelestialDraconis Yes, I completely agree ! I'm surprised that there is no movie about her yet, that would be so epic and fun XD
Me when I wanna show my ankle to the girls:
Bequeath thy lustful tendencies temptress
I screamed hahahahahaha
i'm cryingdjejkeieir
I didnt get it yet I'm laughing
Explain it to me please :/ l dont understand
I feel like this is the original and Hozier made a contemporary cover
Nah, Hozier's immortal remember? He adapted his original song to fit modern times
I was just thinking that!!
when i (a pagan stable boy) fall in love with the local priests nephew
Boi you better turn this into a book or I swear to god-
@@ameliasellers6396 wait so, two separate relationships? Or are we making this a little bit polyamorous?
A Florentine youth who falls for a novice monk during Savonarola's religious reign of terror.
And if you don't write this, I will.
We love to see that!
When you’re the son of an English priest, but that new Viking boy from the Danelaw starts to give you new feelings.
Everyone: Do NOT fall in love with the invaders!!!
That one kid: well it's too late for that!!!
Do it. Do it!!! Write this...
Father: ya go my boy, I'm gay too and was forced to marry yo mamma, now I prohibit you to have any grandchildren, so *marry him* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Son: okay dad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👍🏻
So cringy 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Nah that’s ’Son of A Preacher Man’
Taketh me to the chapel
Lol, more like "take me to the cathedral", "Joan of Arc was the last true mouth piece, shouldve worshipped her sooner".
good sir! I believe thou’st meant to say ‘thy’? where has thou learnt such letter that thou speak’th in? I never have heard such word of ‘the’ be uttered in mine humble and respectable town. art thou from out of town, then?
Taketh me Monastery
When you're gay but it's the dark ages
It is not called the dark ages.
@@octaviusthecrafter The middle ages (5th-15th century) is also called the dark ages
@@tommyclark4947 Can't get blood from a turnip.
@@octaviusthecrafter what the fuck of course you can
@@kenzima6934 a _red_ turnip
LYRICS:
My lover hath humor
The lovely laughter at a funural
And she knows of her dissaproval
I should have worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday becomes more bleak
Fresh poision each week
"We were born sick"
We hear them say it
Mine church offers no absolutes
She tells us "worship in thine bedrooms"
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick
Yet I love it
Command me to be well, Amen
Amen
Amen
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(rep.)
If I'm a pagean of the good times
My lover's in sunlight
To keep the goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To drain the whole sea
For something shiny
Gather meat up for her main course
Yound's a fine-looking high horse
What is there in the stables?
Leave the lord of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(rep.)
No masters, no kings, when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocense than our gentle sins
In the madness and soil, of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human,
Only then I am clean
Oh, Oh
Amen!
Amen
Amen
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(Not a lot to change here, since Hozier is a lyrical master! Thank you!)
you got too much time.
@@Yog--Sothoth I mean, it only took me like 20 minutes lmao. I did a few others, I forget which tho
@@sweatyskeleton7390 I'm working from home. i still ain't got 20 minutes to do shit like that.
That's sick man,
Are there words in the video? I don’t hear any, and I’m feel like I’m going crazy from it.
me when my husband dies under mysterious circumstances and i move in with the lady who's husband also just died-
You're living up to your user-name I see
@@taliajung1553 lmao
your username is spray-painted under a bridge in my home town
Let me guess, pdx?
Just to be roommates
When the monks at the local monastery hides love letters to each-other under the church floor-boards.
I will now write this story, thank you
An old Medieval saying goes, "With wine and lads aplenty, monks have no need of the Devil to tempt them."
Sad af. Stop
I think I just had a religious experience.
When your a Christian priest but you’re fallen madly in love with a pagan woman
Yes. A masterpiece. Why has no one commented on your comment yet?
pagan man*** even better
This needs to be something...
This needs to be an actual story.
this gave me Hunchback of Notre Dame memories lol
All I can imagine is the medieval priest having a panic if they've learned the meaning of this song haha
All these are currently inspiring a dnd character of mine. A kenku bard whose music is just his verbal recreation of other bands playing songs like this. His name will either be Plagiarism or Record Player
sounds awesome!
call him Plag (pronounced plague) and have the party members find out his full name is plagiarism later in the story lmao
@@nylonsghost7938 this is amazing
My phone autocorrected plagiarism to greek with a question mark.
Yes this is more important then the comment I was previously going to write
When there's a handsome servant in your mansion but your dad is the emperor
When your dad is King Edward "Longshanks" and you crave that young and handsome knight Piers Gaveston.
And suddenly I'm a garden tender boy in love with the prince
bbc merlin???
book based off this idea pls - we need a medieval gay genre in literature
@@hisfavworstnightmare I SECOND THAT
@@hisfavworstnightmare Hol on lemme get my t y p e w r i t e r. But seriously this comment is gonna come back to haunt me when I need character and book ideasssss
@@hisfavworstnightmare you should read The Scottish Boy
when the quiet peasant girl meets the girl who lives in the quaint herb covered cottage just outside of town
...this one makes me giggle thinking of the twisted priest of Bloodborne dancing to this for some reason
Wouldn't it have been more a victorian style sound than medieval
The logical conclusion of Hozier music
Legit all of Hozier needs the bardcore treatment lol
Hozier sounds so right with this Bardcore treatment
Fits so dang well
Some lyrics would not even have to be changed:
"That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work"
"No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene"
This sounds kinda like a Christmas carol. Must be the bells.
Ikr
Alright. This is without a doubt the most enjoyable version of this song i've ever heard
Same, I don't know why.
@@henrycoslick7304 It doesn't sound like a dirge?
@@randmiller88 the guy in Thieves Guild from Skyrim?
The local priest wants to stay holy but falls in love with a warlock who had traveled in from the mountains.
As a peasant, going to church is my favorite (mandatory) thing to do with my only day off
And all sacred holidays such as Christmas and Easter. Plus you didn't work too many hours as you would also go to evening vespers just as you always went to 5 a.m morning mass, except Sundays when it was at 8 a.m. But it wasn't time off, it was an act of active ritual. Even the common peasantry spent as much time in mass and prayers as they did in the fields and crafts, same as the monks. The only difference was the ability to get married and have kids.
When you’re a dark brotherhood assassin, but you have a big phat crush on a certain priest of akatosh
This version sounds more positive than the original one.
Ah, me and my close woman attendant and friend often listen to this while our husbands are away. You know, as holy women of God do ;)
it’s literally portrait of a lady on fire
@@comradeniamh7771 LMAOOOO
Oh I see you're room mates
@@rubym6178 with only one bed
the only thing better than this video, is the comment section filled with story prompts
I can see this being a climatic movie or musical scene. Someone convicnes the whole village to play this for their homesick friend from the future as a surprise.
I'm going NUTS over those BELLS. This is beautiful
He's finally taken to the church
*Angry Crusading Noises*
The use of churchbells is amazing!
i desperately need a bardcore version of sunlight by hozier, please
In medieval author would been burned at the fire due this song.
Actually, knowing what I know, although he'd be threatened with that, he would likely repent and manage to obtain a lesser sentence.
Alternatively, he could have been castrated upside-down to slow blood loss and then impaled on a red-hot poker. Like what they did with Edward II in England or those charged during the occasional clean-ups of Florence by the Inquisition.
mmm needs Gregorian chant
The content of this youtuber in particular has been increasing with each passing day, it is a beautiful sight to behold
This could be playing in the background of a game and I'd be like none the wiser. I love it even more.
the fucking DROP at 1:00 is godly.
When she says "take me to church" but she actually means church
Your relationship with the Papal State improved.
The church bells, while a bit on the nose, were an exceptional touch
imagine this playing during ye olde protestant mob attacking the nearby catholics again
when you’re the king’s daughter betrothed to the neighboring kingdom’s prince but you’re in love with your pagan maid
This is fire 🔥
When thy wife showeth her ankle in public
where did you find the audio of hozier playing this at a tavern in thr 16th century?
When Richard the Lionheart woke up next to King Phillip II of France
@@ameliasellers6396 Yes.
this is amazing, i love the song and ive been listening to it on repeat for like two days, but every time i read the screen, my brain goes "take me to chevurch" and i-
i feel like this is what hozier plays to the forest nymphs in his moss kingdom
When the beat dropped at 1:00 I got goosebumps.
THE SCARLET LETTER
call me a nerd but oh my god
ok now do From Eden
The amazing thing is: Hozier studies witchcraft and this song is about LGBTQ+ community!
I can imagine if it was medieval times oh God...
The video references anti gay laws and attacks that were happening in, specifically, Russia at the time. The song is about sexuality in general and the Catholic church's specific outlook on sex.
@@emilped i'm sorry that you misunderstood what I wrote. I never state the religion in Russia. There are 2 parts to my post.
The song isn't about LGBTQ+, only the music video visuals.
@@markymark443 both are about LGBTQ+. as Hozier intended. one more explicit about it than the other.
@@markymark443 uh what yeah it totally is
finally a song that is appropriately titled for the genre
"Judas, is this the kiss of a betrayer?"
"No mine lord."
*roman soldiers grab jesus and peter chops off one of their ears and the vid cuts to christ being nailed to the cross then to judas crying near a withered tree in the desert as the chorus plays*
I imagine Judas killing himself moments before Jesus prays "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do."
Is this comment implying Judas just kissed Jesus because he loved him 👁️👁️
@@lydiac9118 yes
Didn't know I needed Jesus/Judas fan fiction until now 😭
@@ameliasellers6396 There's so much bible fanfiction out there lmao, people don't call it that but it is (for example Dante's Divine Comedy)
This one doesn't even have to be renamed. Well done sir! Amazing stuff.
Judas regretting the myrrh-der he gave Jesus:
This manages to be both super chill and sensational
When you're trying to save Hyrule but Ganon's been getting his eight glasses a day
There is an insane number of gay medieval romance ideas in this comments section and I am *here for it.*
When the Pope excommunicated you but you miss the church fried chicken
had this running in the background and thought it was medieval hotline bling
When the coven dances naked in the forest while in the city they carry the witch hunts.
THIS INDUCED SO MUCH SEROTONIN AAHHHHH
The previously unknown love song between Edward II and Piers Gaveston or considering the songs is about any sexual love forbidden by the church Abelard and Heloise
This is Joe and Nicky from The Old Guard song.
The logical conclusion of many an "Enemy Mine"-type story.
This is Everything Omg
Oh man, that music probably make so much fuzz back in time...
When you’re a dragon king who fell madly in love with the healer’s thicky nicki son and an enchanting orc woman:
When you see the barmaiden's ankle
when you're gay but it's 1675
1675 wasn’t medieval times though.
Felt a wave of emotion and got goosies while listening. This is awesome!
When the local priest falls in love.
Edit: The Roman Emperor Vitellius had this playing at both of his weddings. We know of this because, in the records that were written about him, there's a mention of a song called "Accipe me ad ecclesiam" and it was said that "The Emperor ordered the rehearsal of this song at both his wedding to Petronia and his wedding to Galeria Fundana". Of course, this source was written in Latin, so you'd have to translate it into English, but it's totally worth it.
Edit: When he fell out of love with Petronia and in love with Galeria Fundana, he was singing this song.
Edit: When you're a lord but you're in love with a peasant farmer.
Edit: When it's All Hallows Eve and you dress up as a knight for the celebration but you're a woman.
Edit: When you're a young man and don't want to go on the Crusade.
Edit: When you're a peasant boy but you've fallen in love with your family's lord's daughter.
Edit: When your a peasant but your in love with your Lord.
When you conquer a new land and get the natives to believe in Christ.
The song is about oppression brought on by religion... So Yes!
@@autinjones7194 actually Foreginer's God could do that too
@@davis0730 Your not wrong..... I guess? I didn't really specify a god. I just said religion..... Also... " Foreigner's God" ? You do know the Christian god is from Middle Eastern Folklore right?
@@autinjones7194 didn't know that
@@davis0730 Glad I was able to Clear that up!
In 1321 this is required listening, until the church finds out the real meaning.
i teared up
Taketh me to thine place of worship!
Ok ngl this downright slaps
This is one wholesome medieval church experience. Like I'm taken to a cleansing stage.
If I ever timetravel to the medieval times I will show them this
We need a lyrical version PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
Can't believe I fell asleep to this
When the medieval priest falls in love with a pagan Viking man
When I, Thine Humble Sister of a Nunnery, Fall for the Noble Woman who often displays great Patronage for my Convent.. 😔❤️
Nice work man!
Only thing is I think I would've kept the beats leading into the chorus as heavy bass tones at 1:00, but thats just me personally
Btw was just listening to the 90's xmen theme tune the other day, and sure wouldbe nice to hear that given the bardcore treatment
i could listen ally day these medieval covers :D
I like this version almost more than the original!
The bells made me feel scared lkkjkfk
I loved it!!
A prince having an affair with a knight tasked with being the bodyguard to his betrothed
bro, if hozier actually made this beat in medieval times.. people would be going crazy
Hmmmm, might go to church Sunday... I'm convinced...
Instructions unclear at which hour coming out to mine own parents. Am anon tied to a pole surrounded by christians bearing torches and pitchforks
Yess my Sapphics™ are taking over the comments 😍
currenty obsessed with this type of music
Still obsessed w this song
I played this in my DnD session today, it was nice
Awn this makes it a sweet song