The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- Experience the hilarious aftermath when humanity finally drops their "civilized" act in front of the Galactic Council! Watch as coffee-fueled humans turn a pirate attack into an impromptu workout session, complete with zero-gravity parkour and weaponized hot sauce.
⭐ In this story:
• Space Pirates learn why Earth is classified as a Death World
• Humans demonstrate "alternative" uses for exercise equipment
• The galaxy discovers why coffee is humanity's secret weapon
• Bureaucracy meets chaos in the most human way possible
• Dad jokes become an official combat technique
The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
🎭 Genre: HFY (Humanity, F*ck Yeah!) | Science Fiction | Comedy
📖 Type: Original Story | Space Opera | Alien Perspective
🔍 Keywords: #HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #Deathworlders #HumanityFY #AlienPerspective #SpacePirates #SciFiStory #HumansAreSpace #FirstContact
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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual alien species, living or crystalline, is purely coincidental. No pirates were permanently traumatized in the making of this story.
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"Weaponizing bad humor" is the most human thing ever.
"Percussive diplomacy, with a smile!"
My lungs 🫁 hurt, oh the laughter. 😂
That counsel really has taken a lot of fun out of disarming pirates on interstellar routes!
Good story, but my GOD, the AI readback is just awful. Find one that can actually keep a proper cadence next time...this was almost unlistinable because of it.
Yeah agreed, same with horror stories or reddit stories channels, its just super lazy to use an AI voiceover, its not like they also take the time to write the story, its all already made, least you could do is read it yourself
Personally I set the playback speed to 125%. Gives a better audio reads.
THIS IS SPARTA. LOL
Excellent! I was chuckling through almost the entire story. Well done! My favorite was, "yippy-kai-yay, mother fu... (static)".
Very intertaining. I laughed out loud at some of the antics. Who knew aliens were so wimpy?
For diplomatic reason, of course
😂😂😂😂
10:22 Oh, that line is gold!
"Bodies" is a War Anthem! Love it 😂
Xeno's discover the most dangerous human weapon of all..... Malicious Compliance. :)
"They actually follow the rules"
Human: *devious smile and giggle*
This was actually pretty damn good.
300 as a historical documentary is crazy
Well it was based on an actually battle.
@PyroMancer2k yes but the movie and the comic are pure fiction
@@ShAdoWj1995so is this story 😂
I can't stop chuckling! Not a care in the world, and kicking ass at the same time!😂😂😂😂😅😅
I have not smiled so much as listening to this video, well done.
She had paperwork on everything they did lol
Dad jokes! 😮
NN or ASN narrating this would make it a classic. Thank you. UKUK
Oh how absolutely wonderful! I have not laughed like this in a week. I would like to see more please.
I'll be sure to play Bodies for ambiance the next time I feel like putting my brother in his place lmfao.
madness..
THIS
IS
MINECRAFT!
Hilarious!
Galaxtic advice regarding humans number 12, when they start humming a song called "let the bodies hit the floor", be very VERY afraid.
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂video😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Are these AI created stories? I have to give it to AI these Scifi stories are awesome
There are two types of humans.
1) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can follow them to the letter
2) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can break all the rules
20:26, eyepatch 😂😂😂😂 now, this was great. I'd love to see it done in anime.
Funny love it❤❤
Beautiful sense of humor 😂
Actually, if this was *all* That Extreme for none terrans...
This was very admirable of the humans.
Also, I want to know what is the default evolution path to sapience...
"F around, and find out."
Now this one was Funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow! I should not drink wine in the Sun and listen to these stories. I could swear that whole sentences were repeated.
The leather Starfleet uniform look really cool.
thats called the imperial federation uniform from the alternate star trek universe also know as the dark trek universe were mankind is basically the nazi's on steroids
This is the best one I've read yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny! Thanks.
very good many chuckles
More emotion from AI reading would be really nice. As it is , it's flat and running sentences without any kind of infliction . Otherwise it's a good story.
The most disturbing thing about humanity is clearly not our taste in condiments nor our exercise routine...it is our ability as LAWYERS! THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!
"weekly" or weakly, and many other errors , "side" said, "hurting" hurling, "zhtl zh tall zh tell h taal" real name ?
Funny
Funny😂
why are they wearing voyager uniforms
Amazingly BAD 😂
This has even more wishful thinking than the most popular books of fairy tales.
I hate these ChatGPT stories what the hell man
AI voice, no thanks
THis has been fun, and you read at a decent rate, unlike some