My First Summer Job

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2019
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  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  5 років тому +10010

    What was ur first job??

    • @chibiusagishana
      @chibiusagishana 5 років тому +254

      sWooZie panera bread

    • @RazyKars
      @RazyKars 5 років тому +514

      sWooZie being a professional bum 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @acein2
      @acein2 5 років тому +385

      Student

    • @lyaen443
      @lyaen443 5 років тому +204

      I worked in a Haunted House 😁 best job I've ever had still!

    • @camerana_2192
      @camerana_2192 5 років тому +400

      My first job starts tomorrow at target lol
      Edit: omg thanks for all the likes

  • @ncappiah
    @ncappiah 5 років тому +1871

    “Wha you wearing da ting fo boi”
    **wheeze**

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому +6

      Bandits in my head and the only one who can get my nails done with my head is pounding the pavement and a lot more than the a first time in the morning world to me that I you and what is your best to get the best way for me I was a little too hard to be a able too much see you soon as I possible to be the same thing over and over the next

    • @Pemj2k
      @Pemj2k 5 років тому +8

      @@thundercat0002Uh what? Are those lyrics to a song or were you trying to make a sentence?

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому +4

      Pemj2k yes

    • @Lequinox
      @Lequinox 5 років тому +13

      Stop digin up in yo face nue man, aye, ofer hear, wach dis man diging up in his face ofer hear nah
      **wheeze**

    • @shelovesj.
      @shelovesj. 5 років тому +7

      Lol I'm from Trinidad

  • @kjtvlogs3905
    @kjtvlogs3905 5 років тому +8727

    Moral of the story:
    learn the child services number

  • @johnrogers527
    @johnrogers527 4 роки тому +2642

    “I developed a cough.”
    2020: *thats illegal*

    • @kiaravargas444
      @kiaravargas444 4 роки тому +17

      Coronavirus: Welcome aboard my son

    • @698jobelcop5
      @698jobelcop5 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @vuukcuberyt
      @vuukcuberyt 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhqhqhqhqhahqhqhahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhahahahahahahahah

    • @_Soop
      @_Soop 4 роки тому

      A Not really funny

    • @lucynichols204
      @lucynichols204 4 роки тому +3

      And he wore a mask

  • @loser632
    @loser632 4 роки тому +4675

    I did the math you got 1.78$ an hour bru, 🥺

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +4122

    Disney: Got Free Food
    Body Shop: Got payed $2 to clean the toilets per hour
    Hmm, I wonder which job Swoozie prefered

    • @yer3143
      @yer3143 5 років тому +58

      Disney I know my boy loves food.

    • @luissalazar5052
      @luissalazar5052 5 років тому +15

      Goku Son R/wooosh

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 5 років тому +20

      @@luissalazar5052 How is that a woosh? Goku's speaking as Disney.

    • @theatomicwolf1232
      @theatomicwolf1232 5 років тому +1

      @@RaulDiaz-mp8ms r/wooooooosh

    • @romantiqa_
      @romantiqa_ 5 років тому +1

      ThomasTurner69 free food

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +3375

    *Swoozie doesn't upload often*
    But when he does, you know its Quality Content

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 4 роки тому +2119

    Over 50 hours a week no days off as a minor for $100 a week? That’s so illegal

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +14

      Well since he is a minor it would not be

    • @fatima_3194
      @fatima_3194 4 роки тому +236

      @@hackerreportgaming9371 it actually is tho. The child labor laws are stricter than adult labor laws.

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +17

      YEs I do agree they are stricter but the dad was not forcing his son but the son agreed to it and there are no law that applys to a minor on how much they need to get paid

    • @rebecca12792
      @rebecca12792 4 роки тому +63

      @@hackerreportgaming9371 in the US that probably varies by state. But at least in my state, that is illegal. There's only certain cases it's allowed like if it's the family's business. Minimum wage applies to people of all ages otherwise and there's limits on how many hours they can work. Because of this, students need a special work permit. They give this to their employers who are supposed to acknowledge these laws and keep the permit on file.

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +1

      @@rebecca12792 Well yes it does vary by state but in the state he is in I have to assume its legal

  • @dooddood2015
    @dooddood2015 4 роки тому +187

    1:56 he was ahead of his time

  • @ONE_shot_GURL
    @ONE_shot_GURL 5 років тому +2627

    $1.70 an hour to where you are now.. congrats on all your hard work paying off swoozie! 🙌

    • @j.436
      @j.436 5 років тому +6

      Omg I love ur clips oneshot

    • @Eli-rw1lk
      @Eli-rw1lk 5 років тому +5

      O yeah an unstable job yeah🤦‍♂️

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  5 років тому +283

      in part I might have those rappers to thank now that I think about it

    • @cero-
      @cero- 5 років тому

      hey..................your FAMOUS

    • @unsiked-5828
      @unsiked-5828 5 років тому

      Hi

  • @Waterflow07
    @Waterflow07 5 років тому +1727

    Finally a trini accent in the video again🇹🇹💪🏾........bruh got the subtitles😂😂

    • @ShootingMapleStarz
      @ShootingMapleStarz 5 років тому +22

      Lmao my Guyanese heart leap in joy when I heard him talk with that accent

    • @galks787
      @galks787 5 років тому +10

      All my trinis where y'all @

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 5 років тому +7

      🇹🇹🇹🇹💓we are soo proudd

    • @kandidlykaylan
      @kandidlykaylan 5 років тому +6

      🇹🇹🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹❤️❤️❤️🇹🇹🇹🇹✨

    • @bexcube8496
      @bexcube8496 5 років тому +1

      @@ShootingMapleStarz sis same here

  • @b-man1277
    @b-man1277 3 роки тому +73

    He should have sued Martin for a “wage an hour” violation. Swoozie could actually get Martin in big trouble if he wanted.

  • @bee9330
    @bee9330 4 роки тому +313

    Bro, this story was a year ago- NOW we all be wearing masks and it's the new style. So think of this: Peter is somewhere out there in the world, wearing a mask now everyday.

    • @outlawinfantry1573
      @outlawinfantry1573 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @ConekQ
      @ConekQ 2 роки тому +1

      Have you never heard of masks till 2020??

    • @bee9330
      @bee9330 2 роки тому

      @@ConekQ Woooosh 👁👄👁

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 2 роки тому +3

      Either wearing one or pushing up daisies

    • @ConekQ
      @ConekQ 2 роки тому

      @@bee9330 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

  • @RsVReclusive
    @RsVReclusive 5 років тому +4512

    $100 for 56 hours BRUHHH, I would have lost my mind

    • @lilunstable69
      @lilunstable69 5 років тому +24

      @@jpelite2110 no

    • @miraloran7039
      @miraloran7039 5 років тому +315

      @@lilunstable69 It might not be slavery but it sure as hell ain't legal. $1.79 an hr and no tips? Nah, I'd take my ass right to McDonald's and get a new job.

    • @raymondlin4014
      @raymondlin4014 5 років тому +9

      Jordan Hardy damn that’s 1.69 am hour

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 5 років тому +4

      I’m starting to work at a barber and I’m so curious on what I’m gonna make

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 5 років тому

      Austin King I’ll wrk on that

  • @hiccup7631
    @hiccup7631 5 років тому +438

    I thought UA-cam has recommended me an old video of Swoozie.

    • @Haruki_chan
      @Haruki_chan 5 років тому +5

      Boss Baby same, its been years since i didn’t see him in my recommendations

  • @pereric65
    @pereric65 4 роки тому +44

    Swoozie was ready for corona early

  • @cloakedk1l047
    @cloakedk1l047 4 роки тому +324

    Omg I’m also from Trinidad I didn’t know you were also from there!!!🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @naddiizkng3249
      @naddiizkng3249 4 роки тому +6

      Meee tooo🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @reality6880
      @reality6880 4 роки тому +4

      Za warudo over heaven dodo

    • @Genshingrandpa
      @Genshingrandpa 4 роки тому +3

      @@naddiizkng3249 same 🇹🇹

    • @naddiizkng3249
      @naddiizkng3249 4 роки тому +4

      @@Genshingrandpa 😁😁🇹🇹

    • @dariusdolly7022
      @dariusdolly7022 4 роки тому

      Me tooo 😌

  • @frog_enthusiast05
    @frog_enthusiast05 5 років тому +1508

    "Boi why you so toxic-"
    *Brittany Spears intensifies*

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 5 років тому +7

      You corny as hell

    • @sandrat.1223
      @sandrat.1223 5 років тому +3

      uNiCoRn That was soo funny 😂

    • @xxmemethiefxx342
      @xxmemethiefxx342 5 років тому +3

      @@637sharki chill lady

    • @frog_enthusiast05
      @frog_enthusiast05 5 років тому +2

      @@637sharki Goodness , calm down , you don't have to cuss so much

    • @Topsidemold19
      @Topsidemold19 4 роки тому

      @@cobus81 you want my 🌽 to suck XD

  • @iamryanlittle
    @iamryanlittle 5 років тому +1122

    Swoozie: *cleans toilets*
    Toilets two days later: "We dirty again."
    Sometimes I feel this, except for it's my entire apartment playing this trick on me 🤔

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому +7

      You had 666 likes, so... I had to like it.

    • @iamryanlittle
      @iamryanlittle 5 років тому

      @@WhiteBoyTariq Thanks lol

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому

      @@iamryanlittle your welcome

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN 5 років тому +2

      I get that too. It's like the world *GLITCHES* and everything goes back to what it was before I cleaned it!

    • @An1989di
      @An1989di 5 років тому

      Well in Mexican Food Week everything is possible.

  • @alexterria4331
    @alexterria4331 4 роки тому +35

    Swoozie: gets payed less than $2 per hour for scrubbing toilets and cleaning. Me: gets payed $13 an hour to eat popcorn and sit on my phone all day working at a movie theater Bc California’s minimum wage is awesome

  • @lydiaastanford
    @lydiaastanford 4 роки тому +7

    Watching this 11 months later and Aitch is massive in the UK now so it made me so happy when I heard the outro song!

  • @MooMooChu
    @MooMooChu 5 років тому +328

    “Imma bout to get dem Benjamins” -Swoozie 2019

  • @MysteicVoltronus
    @MysteicVoltronus 5 років тому +666

    I would have quit after the first week. I ain't working for no slave wages. My own father use to pay me $10/hr to work for him.

  • @soulreaperrex1390
    @soulreaperrex1390 4 роки тому +195

    I walked into a bathroom with a puddle of diarrhea on the floor. Wasn’t even near the toilet

  • @opheliajoseph8456
    @opheliajoseph8456 4 роки тому +17

    Aye he’s from Trinidad & Tobago just like me 😁🇹🇹 finally 🙏🏾

  • @llouvakates
    @llouvakates 5 років тому +1726

    I honestly think your dad was teaching you a valuable lesson in life. Imma teach my child that, but not as hard core as your dad

    • @samanthataylor3815
      @samanthataylor3815 5 років тому +188

      Just don’t be surprised when the child services show up at your house

    • @blitzgaming9561
      @blitzgaming9561 5 років тому +5

      @@samanthataylor3815 lol

    • @BrandonMeyer1641
      @BrandonMeyer1641 5 років тому +14

      This mans gonna pay his kid 6 bucks an hour

    • @legopachycephalosaurus6825
      @legopachycephalosaurus6825 5 років тому +24

      Black Ninja yeh I’m 14 and honestly I agree I’m pretty lucky to be how I am today, like if I look back to the industrial revolution and stuff where kids had to work dangerous jobs 7 days a week with no pay or school I consider myself lucky to even be at school.

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 5 років тому +51

      @Black Ninja
      I like how older generations worked so hard for our lives to be easier, and now that it's easier, they fucking hate us for having it easy

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 5 років тому +169

    All jokes aside, this as a great lesson for people to hear with graduation/summer break around the corner for a lot of your viewers!
    That bit about you NOT doing a "sWooZie crib" video so you don't make others feel bad about where they're at in life was a good nod to your own struggles when you were younger. Look at you now!!! Just trying to be like you man haha but I'm gonna be jumping around like I have 1,000,000 subs when I hit 100,000! Just 22,000 more to go
    😅

  • @MrVacca
    @MrVacca 4 роки тому +2

    You can tell this is some old school Swooz, just listen to that audio. It’s awesome to see how much he grew in 2019, 2020 is going to be the best yet

  • @cysco5637
    @cysco5637 4 роки тому +9

    rewatching this bc my job in retail has me pushing a cart around cleaning due to covid.I feel ya man

    • @sharpaycutie2
      @sharpaycutie2 7 місяців тому

      The person lied to me about what my job was he called me a “greeter”and said all I had to Dow as greet and disinfect the carts
      Booiiiiiii
      I was The janitor
      I over time found out what my job entailed
      Not just cleaning handles but dumping trash and cleaning bathrooms
      And fresh market has ALOT OF TRASH CANA LIKE 10 in the whole store and they not little they TALL TOO😤😤😤😤

  • @DabbaIsCool
    @DabbaIsCool 5 років тому +636

    Adande's dad: I want you to feel what it will be like, if you don't get good grades.
    UA-cam: Hold my demonetisation.

  • @CT-qm2zx
    @CT-qm2zx 5 років тому +651

    So Swoozie, your first job was at Disney right?
    Swoozie: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @Nahidio
    @Nahidio 4 роки тому +8

    This man was dax for the whole summer😂

  • @Playboi_Hayden
    @Playboi_Hayden 4 роки тому +15

    My favorite part is when he says Jesus doesn’t like Liars

    • @bushwookie275
      @bushwookie275 4 роки тому

      Is it cause your Christian?

    • @Playboi_Hayden
      @Playboi_Hayden 4 роки тому +2

      JustWooky naw it’s just funny

    • @knizon7078
      @knizon7078 3 роки тому

      Its also true

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 роки тому

      @@bushwookie275 it's just funny, stop being such a child

  • @bpeli3660
    @bpeli3660 5 років тому +72

    Moral of the story..... know the child services number

  • @arieldevida4283
    @arieldevida4283 4 роки тому +2

    I relate to this video so much. My family has a car shop. My family has a tradition of every kid working there. When it said the toilet thing and cleaning, I did that too

  • @semisolidpeak8079
    @semisolidpeak8079 4 роки тому +7

    Bro glad to know there's some Trinidadians out there givin the name to the country appreciate it✊✌✌

  • @seannecherie9535
    @seannecherie9535 5 років тому +224

    But that trini accent tho 🤣😂😭

  • @matantsa4928
    @matantsa4928 5 років тому +516

    $100? You should at least got $420 by law

    • @strahinjazivkovic1842
      @strahinjazivkovic1842 5 років тому +15

      By law minor cant work soo

    • @chronic_payne5669
      @chronic_payne5669 5 років тому +67

      @@strahinjazivkovic1842 he was 16, not 6.

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 5 років тому +9

      in many states they only pay minors half of minimum wage for the first 90 days

    • @angelsantana8055
      @angelsantana8055 5 років тому +3

      TheOdd1sout ?

    • @Ccollector24
      @Ccollector24 4 роки тому +2

      Strahinja Zivkovic not sure if this applies, but I worked for my dads friend also and did yard work at age 13, child labor mabie??

  • @kaitlynnmendoza2863
    @kaitlynnmendoza2863 4 роки тому +13

    “Think of the dirtiest bathro-“ Ross.

  • @tristanjensen761
    @tristanjensen761 3 роки тому

    sWooZie Being a janitor is the first and only job I have had so far thanks for sharing this sometimes I hate my job but this made me at least think it’s worth it in the end

  • @ebony9921
    @ebony9921 5 років тому +247

    U aint gon tell us how that mans died in the bathroom?

    • @torimack3884
      @torimack3884 5 років тому +4

      And someone is always dead???

  • @YRMNate
    @YRMNate 5 років тому +256

    Less than 2 and hour damn chick fil a gets paid 17 an hour

    • @laurenallen3762
      @laurenallen3762 5 років тому +11

      Captain_125 i definitely do NOT make 17$ an hour at CFA

    • @jamaldinosaur8815
      @jamaldinosaur8815 5 років тому +7

      @@laurenallen3762 depends on what state your in prob

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 5 років тому +3

      what ?? i just heard someone get hired at cfa and they started at 8

    • @YRMNate
      @YRMNate 5 років тому +1

      @@laurenallen3762 they do I'm in Florida

    • @dragonxz61
      @dragonxz61 5 років тому

      They don't even pay people under 18 minimum wage just because they can lol

  • @tyra_xox5989
    @tyra_xox5989 4 роки тому

    I feel your pain and respect for bot wanting to show off even tho you’ve worked so hard for what you have!
    Ps love that you had Aitch as your outtro

  • @najgotchops
    @najgotchops 4 роки тому +12

    When he did that accent that sounded like my grandpa* he is bajan too*

  • @foreverfishy
    @foreverfishy 5 років тому +201

    Swoozie out here
    Working as a minor
    For legit no money
    Your life is good okay

    • @natecreamer2046
      @natecreamer2046 5 років тому

      I mean I had to take care of whiney 3 year olds and clean the shitter last summer. Volunteer job btw (no pay).

    • @RB-vb9wy
      @RB-vb9wy 5 років тому +1

      Im 14 and cut grass all week and wash cars for 60$ total, but 🍞 is 🍞

  • @Grace-rc1yj
    @Grace-rc1yj 5 років тому +42

    The Trini accent got me. THE ACCURACY!!!

    • @Yisrael7
      @Yisrael7 5 років тому

      no that was more Jamaican you clearly havnt heard a trini speak

    • @Grace-rc1yj
      @Grace-rc1yj 5 років тому +1

      @@Yisrael7 as a West Indian. Relax. Do Less God Bless.

    • @Yisrael7
      @Yisrael7 5 років тому

      @@Grace-rc1yj ok sis

  • @xarzznb1
    @xarzznb1 4 роки тому +6

    My first job was at a body shop too, I had to work with my uncle because he was a painter. So all I did was sand cars for hours for the whole summer. I barley got paid CRAP.

  • @1enaan
    @1enaan 4 роки тому

    3:34 i'm addicted to washing cars, can't compete with me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 5 років тому +727

    “I wanted you to know what it feels like to have a job if you don’t have a good education”
    **ten years later**
    Swoozie: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @mccabe8818
      @mccabe8818 4 роки тому +8

      Experience + relatable stories + animation tablet = monetizing

  • @WebSlingerProductionsofficial
    @WebSlingerProductionsofficial 5 років тому +143

    “Bro,why you so toxic?”

  • @arilexi
    @arilexi 4 роки тому +45

    Let’s be honest.....
    If you’ve EVER BEEN TO TRINIDAD
    You know the accent is perfectly accurate
    (My fam is from trini)

  • @olgavillegas1363
    @olgavillegas1363 4 роки тому +1

    The chalk mark in the bathroom 😂😂😂

  • @swillz1416
    @swillz1416 5 років тому +90

    Loving yuh trini accent swoozie, I'm from Trinidad to. 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  5 років тому +17

      Marlon Navarro - send rotti pls

    • @SebTubesTV
      @SebTubesTV 5 років тому +2

      Hosein Roti shop

    • @SebTubesTV
      @SebTubesTV 5 років тому +1

      Marlon Navarro me to

    • @swillz1416
      @swillz1416 5 років тому +3

      @@SebTubesTV Have to support fellow Trinbagonians 😁

    • @swillz1416
      @swillz1416 5 років тому +4

      @@swoozie Have to come to Trinidad to get a good roti.

  • @KissOfDeath775
    @KissOfDeath775 5 років тому +317

    I love the fact that you for real bought a lava lamp with that first hundred lmao why do we spend our first hard earned paychecks in unnecessary stuff 😂

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 5 років тому +21

      Because it's the first time we have money in our hands

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 5 років тому

      First thing I ever bought with my first paycheck was you better believe it Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time for 3DS. Food who needs food i have Zelda in 3D.

    • @faeryb0mb517
      @faeryb0mb517 5 років тому

      Yoli burrr i put my paychecks in my account. I try not to but a lot of crap

    • @thirtyonepigeons9539
      @thirtyonepigeons9539 2 роки тому

      I got a KitKat for my friends birthday, that was the first purchase I made with my money 😂 and then later, I lost $15 from it falling out of my pocket in the laundry room and someone saw it and swooped it up for themselves and said nothin😭 I was looking everywhere in the area for those $15 n I never found them LOL I was gonna use it to buy hydrocolloid bandages for my acne and stupid me didn’t put the money in a better spot like in my phone case for example. But I learned from that mistake lol

  • @ggb_corn
    @ggb_corn 3 роки тому

    My first/current job is Working at Walmart stocking the dairy cooler, getting carts, filling the juice, meat, and egg walls

  • @AP-ko6ov
    @AP-ko6ov 4 роки тому +64

    Buddy the dirtiest bathroom I’ve ever seen was at my friends house he had no toilet or tp nor a sink it was just a hole with a pump in it for when There’s to much stuff in it

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 5 років тому +375

    Damn that bathroom crime scene. What happened in there?
    Edit:your dad is evil,man damn

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +3

      I think someone was stabbed in there

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 5 років тому +10

      That was the last nigga who cleaned the toilets

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому

      some bad foreign food maybe?

  • @StanleyAnimations
    @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому +154

    I have work today and this video just makes me want to work harder on my yt channel so it can become my dream job...😭😭😭

    • @rogue6691
      @rogue6691 5 років тому +2

      Stanley Animations subbed and notifications on good luck 👍

    • @ndoubleaanimations2749
      @ndoubleaanimations2749 5 років тому +1

      we gotta keep grinding bro

    • @StanleyAnimations
      @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому +1

      @@rogue6691 i appreciate you so much thank you😭😭😭

    • @StanleyAnimations
      @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому

      @@ndoubleaanimations2749 til my last breath imma keep grinding😤

    • @j.436
      @j.436 5 років тому

      U beg?

  • @Steven-ob4lp
    @Steven-ob4lp 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao bro I'm an auto body tech, and you're spot on lmao exactly how the bathrooms and shops are

  • @miraculouslsugar5517
    @miraculouslsugar5517 4 роки тому

    I can’t even in the end 😂😂😂

  • @autumngray5995
    @autumngray5995 5 років тому +174

    My first job: Krispy Kreme donut shop
    $9 an hour
    8-4pm
    5 days a week
    18 years old......
    Still going to college tryna get dat degree. Aint tryna be here forever! STAY IN SCHOOL, GO BACK, JUST GET DAT EDUCATION!

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому +2

      Yo stfu

    • @blitzgaming9561
      @blitzgaming9561 5 років тому +2

      @@JayFlicc no

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому

      @@blitzgaming9561 yes

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому

      @Currently living on a dollar, anything helps wym

    • @entrepreneursinc23
      @entrepreneursinc23 5 років тому +1

      You still there for $9 an hour? Jesus that's so little I would leave that place asap

  • @serenityyy3695
    @serenityyy3695 5 років тому +202

    okay because I died when he said “bro why you so toxic” and the song started playing💀

  • @pokemonparade1337
    @pokemonparade1337 4 роки тому

    Man I like these videos. Wish u made more

  • @sheilymejia8375
    @sheilymejia8375 4 роки тому

    Summer job Warehouse order picker (small warehouse, items were for gas stations/deli’s so mainly counter goods travel size medication, notepads, etc.) $10hr/cash this was all the way in 2012 so the minimum was like $7 or $8 , my aunt was the only worker there apart from the owner (he would deliver the orders so he was basically never there) so it was a good, light place of work for me. I thank my aunt the whole time for getting me the summer job 😀

  • @originx.legacy3180
    @originx.legacy3180 5 років тому +375

    Swoozie was in a Netflix movie broskiii (the space between us) but for like a minute

    • @SnipFred
      @SnipFred 5 років тому +7

      Exotic games yee he vlogged about it

    • @majora8253
      @majora8253 4 роки тому +4

      Wait wha

  • @hershverma9186
    @hershverma9186 5 років тому +285

    Jhees that Aitch on the outro 🔥🔥 nice one Swoozie, love from the UK

    • @JmanPlayzz
      @JmanPlayzz 5 років тому +11

      Init I heard it and was like jheez showing love to the UK

    • @rouk3n
      @rouk3n 5 років тому +4

      i was so confused by it but i rate it😂💯

    • @dlcapone
      @dlcapone 5 років тому +4

      I was the like wtf who am I watching 😂😂

    • @pat5196
      @pat5196 5 років тому

      Hersh Verma hoi British m8s

    • @t.stizzy928
      @t.stizzy928 5 років тому

      Inittt yh all us uk man were getting gassed

  • @f1gz
    @f1gz 2 роки тому

    One of the greatest videos

  • @jordanwilliams-nance9807
    @jordanwilliams-nance9807 4 роки тому +10

    Nobody:
    Swoozie: *Casually eats lunch nest to the lockers*5:00

  • @AverageBrino
    @AverageBrino 5 років тому +58

    Its alright Swoozie. Errrbody starts some where. I think at one point if you ever really grinded to get to where you wanna be. Washing toilets and getting down and dirty will always part of your journey!! Keeeeep up the uploads sir!!

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
    @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 років тому +716

    Fun Fact: Most people's first summer jobs occur during the summer

    • @ognenski141
      @ognenski141 5 років тому +24

      Oh thanks Big D

    • @TheErik518
      @TheErik518 5 років тому +30

      Thank you Mr President, very cool!

    • @weumx4899
      @weumx4899 5 років тому +25

      Well, darn. I figured their first summer job would’ve happened in the winter but oh well.. guess I was wrong. :(

    • @Rookie-in1rb
      @Rookie-in1rb 5 років тому +2

      U suck ass. Thank u trump very cool!

    • @Aniyah-fc1dc
      @Aniyah-fc1dc 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @zayloe999
    @zayloe999 4 роки тому

    "This man DIGGIN up in hes fase" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Solus
    @Solus 4 роки тому

    eyyy big ups for the aitch outro!

  • @shanequax7827
    @shanequax7827 4 роки тому +132

    "watch this man digging up inna im face no man" this has me deadddd

    • @zayloe999
      @zayloe999 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marielh79
      @marielh79 3 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @z2pumptt627
      @z2pumptt627 3 роки тому

      trini translation watch dis man digging up he he bai bredda digging up in he face

  • @m0chab3rry32
    @m0chab3rry32 5 років тому +533

    SWoozie uploaded a video 1 minute ago!
    Me: **sees comments from 12 hours ago**
    Me: youtube you went too far this time
    How the heck did I get 100+ likes?!

    • @carlbrown1000
      @carlbrown1000 5 років тому +2

      Yoy tube didnt even tell me i happened to find out 48 hours ago because i was looking for a comment somebody replied to and happen to see it in my notifications section.

    • @y33tb0ss6
      @y33tb0ss6 5 років тому

      This happens to much

  • @johnnywakefield7948
    @johnnywakefield7948 Рік тому

    Props to u swooz cause my first job was logging bodark trees for 3 hots and a cot sun up to sun down bro

  • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
    @user-dz2hj6jo5h 4 роки тому +2

    My guy swoozie listening to aitch?!? Before ends even knew who he was😂

  • @manicoquita
    @manicoquita 5 років тому +98

    I was thinking about reporting my dad for making a minor work 😂😂😂😂

    • @gonzomclovin773
      @gonzomclovin773 5 років тому +1

      manicoquita why’s that funny? That’s a legitimate claim.

    • @laurenlsksksksks4714
      @laurenlsksksksks4714 5 років тому +1

      @@gonzomclovin773 minor r slouf to work above 15/16

    • @manicoquita
      @manicoquita 5 років тому +1

      @@gonzomclovin773 it's funny because as a child with a west Indian father like Swoozie, all I can say is Good luck and RIP

    • @coopa4460
      @coopa4460 5 років тому

      TPabsolute r/woooooooosh

  • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
    @Lego_Bespin_Guard 5 років тому +157

    *paying employees under minimum wage for a year without any repercussions
    *Cha Cha real smooth*

  • @DaMultiPurpose
    @DaMultiPurpose 3 роки тому

    I was a detailer at Hyundai trust me I loved washing cars and cleaning em and just driving and vibing with the music blaring in a shop all my myself

  • @vini4789
    @vini4789 4 роки тому

    Yooo I have never been so related to ur story b 4. This past summer my dad called his friend and I got my first job working at wear house and they sell laundry stuff, man my first day they didn’t even I worked asf and one week past by I started liking em I never miss school on my life but for the first time start counting days to get back to school 🤣😂😂

  • @laneythelame
    @laneythelame 5 років тому +403

    Been waiting forever for an upload... Thanks, swooz!!!

  • @AdrianPerez-ne3pj
    @AdrianPerez-ne3pj 5 років тому +54

    Before 5:30 *Pulls out calculator*
    *Looks at answer*
    That is $1.78 per hour! Man, that ain't even legal! That is below minimum wage!
    After 5:30 . . . nevermind

  • @EternalNightsCollectibles
    @EternalNightsCollectibles 2 роки тому +1

    I spent about 6 mths being a Lot Porter, basically cleaning cars be they newly bought or post maintenance. Originally I worked 6 days a week or maybe it was 5 I don't know remember, but I'd work from 7a-8p each day I had to work during the week and 9a-8p on Saturdays and 12p-6p on Sundays. Was only paid $10/hr, cussed out by several sales people and mechanics. After awhile I told the general manager, "hey man, I'm in school studying, I can't be doing this many hours." So I was dropped down to about 25-30 hrs a week and once I got a contractor job offer, I quit that day from the dealership.

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 2 роки тому

    Love your content keep up the great work

  • @marvbeats2671
    @marvbeats2671 5 років тому +332

    See you in the year 2030 with your next upload
    funny video though guess its quality over quantity

  • @AnonComic
    @AnonComic 5 років тому +40

    Lmao!!!!! The amount you were getting paid hourly had me crying🤣🤣

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому

      Eli Simon said he had diarrhea on my phone case you missed out on my phone

  • @ellacoyw07
    @ellacoyw07 3 роки тому +1

    Ur playing Aitch at the end 😂😂

  • @Will-pg6lh
    @Will-pg6lh 3 роки тому

    got really happy when i heard aitch for the outro ahahaha

  • @FrootOG
    @FrootOG 5 років тому +50

    2:04 lITERALLY what my grandma sounds like (she from Trinidad and Tobago)

    • @npc_gaming4434
      @npc_gaming4434 5 років тому +1

      Im from Trinidad too i heard the voice and i was like omg trini accent

    • @WickedWordzz
      @WickedWordzz 5 років тому

      That's me when island folk come around. Accent comes out loud and clear for all to hear 😂

  • @tcintel1266
    @tcintel1266 5 років тому +63

    Swoozie having relapses of the tournament 4:23

  • @tylerebby2483
    @tylerebby2483 4 роки тому +3

    When I was an apprentice I was working a job that had A LOT of downtime. I'm talking 12 hours and only doing 6-8 hours of work. Well my boss had me clean the bathrooms and I hated every minute of it. Felt so degrading and I was treated like shit and just wanted to quit but then I realized that these guys were paying me double time ($58 an hour) to clean the toilets. My attitude did a complete 180 and cleaning the bathrooms wasn't so bad anymore.

  • @lewiscopeland2299
    @lewiscopeland2299 3 роки тому

    😂 digging in his face

  • @ghxosty1724
    @ghxosty1724 5 років тому +74

    Swoozie doesn’t upload often
    But I watch his videos so many times it adds up

  • @oscarcruz4957
    @oscarcruz4957 5 років тому +57

    I worked at a Body Shop for five years but I actually got to work on them 😂

  • @Ender_Wizard
    @Ender_Wizard 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that the guy at 2:11 asks why you wearing a mask is so relatable right now in pendemic era

  • @qaymontgomery1577
    @qaymontgomery1577 4 роки тому

    you sent me at the prison break photoshop...unleashed old memories I aint even know I had!!!!

  • @eptxjay
    @eptxjay 5 років тому +140

    I did the math u was getting paid 1.73 an hour but sometimes u got paid about 1.60 an hour OOOOOF

  • @pleasestfu790
    @pleasestfu790 4 роки тому +90

    Are we not gonna talk about Swoozie playing aitch at the end of his video 🤣

  • @lisev415
    @lisev415 4 роки тому

    Hahahahahahaahha he wanted to call social services 😂😂 hahahahahahahahahahaha WHEEEN WHAT DAYS DO WE GET PAID? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
    Duudeeee made my day. New subs

  • @yudum8204
    @yudum8204 2 роки тому

    Tbh I still work at a body shop and that’s exactly how I started with sweeping and cleaning