My First Summer Job

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  5 років тому +10016

    What was ur first job??

    • @chibiusagishana
      @chibiusagishana 5 років тому +257

      sWooZie panera bread

    • @KazuKars
      @KazuKars 5 років тому +515

      sWooZie being a professional bum 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @acein2
      @acein2 5 років тому +386

      Student

    • @lyaen443
      @lyaen443 5 років тому +205

      I worked in a Haunted House 😁 best job I've ever had still!

    • @camerana_2192
      @camerana_2192 5 років тому +402

      My first job starts tomorrow at target lol
      Edit: omg thanks for all the likes

  • @ncappiah
    @ncappiah 5 років тому +1888

    “Wha you wearing da ting fo boi”
    **wheeze**

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому +6

      Bandits in my head and the only one who can get my nails done with my head is pounding the pavement and a lot more than the a first time in the morning world to me that I you and what is your best to get the best way for me I was a little too hard to be a able too much see you soon as I possible to be the same thing over and over the next

    • @Pemj2k
      @Pemj2k 5 років тому +8

      @@thundercat0002Uh what? Are those lyrics to a song or were you trying to make a sentence?

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому +4

      Pemj2k yes

    • @Lequinox
      @Lequinox 5 років тому +13

      Stop digin up in yo face nue man, aye, ofer hear, wach dis man diging up in his face ofer hear nah
      **wheeze**

    • @shelovesj.
      @shelovesj. 5 років тому +7

      Lol I'm from Trinidad

  • @ONE_shot_GURL
    @ONE_shot_GURL 5 років тому +2644

    $1.70 an hour to where you are now.. congrats on all your hard work paying off swoozie! 🙌

    • @j.436
      @j.436 5 років тому +6

      Omg I love ur clips oneshot

    • @Eli-rw1lk
      @Eli-rw1lk 5 років тому +5

      O yeah an unstable job yeah🤦‍♂️

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  5 років тому +285

      in part I might have those rappers to thank now that I think about it

    • @cero-
      @cero- 5 років тому

      hey..................your FAMOUS

    • @unsiked-5828
      @unsiked-5828 5 років тому

      Hi

  • @kjtvlogs3905
    @kjtvlogs3905 5 років тому +8747

    Moral of the story:
    learn the child services number

  • @johnrogers527
    @johnrogers527 4 роки тому +2648

    “I developed a cough.”
    2020: *thats illegal*

    • @kiaravargas444
      @kiaravargas444 4 роки тому +17

      Coronavirus: Welcome aboard my son

    • @698jobelcop5
      @698jobelcop5 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @vuukcuberyt
      @vuukcuberyt 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhqhqhqhqhahqhqhahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhahahahahahahahah

    • @_Soop
      @_Soop 4 роки тому

      A Not really funny

    • @lucynichols204
      @lucynichols204 4 роки тому +3

      And he wore a mask

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +4138

    Disney: Got Free Food
    Body Shop: Got payed $2 to clean the toilets per hour
    Hmm, I wonder which job Swoozie prefered

    • @yer3143
      @yer3143 5 років тому +58

      Disney I know my boy loves food.

    • @luissalazar5052
      @luissalazar5052 5 років тому +15

      Goku Son R/wooosh

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 5 років тому +20

      @@luissalazar5052 How is that a woosh? Goku's speaking as Disney.

    • @theatomicwolf1232
      @theatomicwolf1232 5 років тому +1

      @@RaulDiaz-mp8ms r/wooooooosh

    • @romantiqa_
      @romantiqa_ 5 років тому +1

      ThomasTurner69 free food

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +3379

    *Swoozie doesn't upload often*
    But when he does, you know its Quality Content

  • @loser632
    @loser632 5 років тому +4731

    I did the math you got 1.78$ an hour bru, 🥺

  • @Waterflow07
    @Waterflow07 5 років тому +1731

    Finally a trini accent in the video again🇹🇹💪🏾........bruh got the subtitles😂😂

    • @ShootingMapleStarz
      @ShootingMapleStarz 5 років тому +22

      Lmao my Guyanese heart leap in joy when I heard him talk with that accent

    • @galks787
      @galks787 5 років тому +10

      All my trinis where y'all @

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 5 років тому +7

      🇹🇹🇹🇹💓we are soo proudd

    • @kandidlykaylan
      @kandidlykaylan 5 років тому +6

      🇹🇹🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹❤️🇹🇹❤️❤️❤️🇹🇹🇹🇹✨

    • @bexcube8496
      @bexcube8496 5 років тому +1

      @@ShootingMapleStarz sis same here

  • @RsVReclusive
    @RsVReclusive 5 років тому +4525

    $100 for 56 hours BRUHHH, I would have lost my mind

    • @lilunstable69
      @lilunstable69 5 років тому +24

      @@jpelite2110 no

    • @miraloran7039
      @miraloran7039 5 років тому +317

      @@lilunstable69 It might not be slavery but it sure as hell ain't legal. $1.79 an hr and no tips? Nah, I'd take my ass right to McDonald's and get a new job.

    • @raymondlin4014
      @raymondlin4014 5 років тому +9

      Jordan Hardy damn that’s 1.69 am hour

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 5 років тому +4

      I’m starting to work at a barber and I’m so curious on what I’m gonna make

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 5 років тому

      Austin King I’ll wrk on that

  • @MysteicVoltronus
    @MysteicVoltronus 5 років тому +667

    I would have quit after the first week. I ain't working for no slave wages. My own father use to pay me $10/hr to work for him.

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 4 роки тому +2133

    Over 50 hours a week no days off as a minor for $100 a week? That’s so illegal

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +14

      Well since he is a minor it would not be

    • @fatima_3194
      @fatima_3194 4 роки тому +238

      @@hackerreportgaming9371 it actually is tho. The child labor laws are stricter than adult labor laws.

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +17

      YEs I do agree they are stricter but the dad was not forcing his son but the son agreed to it and there are no law that applys to a minor on how much they need to get paid

    • @ShirtlessSimonCowell
      @ShirtlessSimonCowell 4 роки тому +64

      @@hackerreportgaming9371 in the US that probably varies by state. But at least in my state, that is illegal. There's only certain cases it's allowed like if it's the family's business. Minimum wage applies to people of all ages otherwise and there's limits on how many hours they can work. Because of this, students need a special work permit. They give this to their employers who are supposed to acknowledge these laws and keep the permit on file.

    • @hackerreportgaming9371
      @hackerreportgaming9371 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShirtlessSimonCowell Well yes it does vary by state but in the state he is in I have to assume its legal

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 5 років тому +169

    All jokes aside, this as a great lesson for people to hear with graduation/summer break around the corner for a lot of your viewers!
    That bit about you NOT doing a "sWooZie crib" video so you don't make others feel bad about where they're at in life was a good nod to your own struggles when you were younger. Look at you now!!! Just trying to be like you man haha but I'm gonna be jumping around like I have 1,000,000 subs when I hit 100,000! Just 22,000 more to go
    😅

  • @MooMooChu
    @MooMooChu 5 років тому +327

    “Imma bout to get dem Benjamins” -Swoozie 2019

  • @iamryanlittle
    @iamryanlittle 5 років тому +1121

    Swoozie: *cleans toilets*
    Toilets two days later: "We dirty again."
    Sometimes I feel this, except for it's my entire apartment playing this trick on me 🤔

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому +7

      You had 666 likes, so... I had to like it.

    • @iamryanlittle
      @iamryanlittle 5 років тому

      @@WhiteBoyTariq Thanks lol

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому

      @@iamryanlittle your welcome

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN 5 років тому +2

      I get that too. It's like the world *GLITCHES* and everything goes back to what it was before I cleaned it!

    • @An1989di
      @An1989di 5 років тому

      Well in Mexican Food Week everything is possible.

  • @dooddood2015
    @dooddood2015 4 роки тому +187

    1:56 he was ahead of his time

  • @frog_enthusiast05
    @frog_enthusiast05 5 років тому +1507

    "Boi why you so toxic-"
    *Brittany Spears intensifies*

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 5 років тому +7

      You corny as hell

    • @sandrat.1223
      @sandrat.1223 5 років тому +3

      uNiCoRn That was soo funny 😂

    • @xxmemethiefxx342
      @xxmemethiefxx342 5 років тому +3

      @@637sharki chill lady

    • @frog_enthusiast05
      @frog_enthusiast05 5 років тому +2

      @@637sharki Goodness , calm down , you don't have to cuss so much

    • @Topsidemold19
      @Topsidemold19 5 років тому

      @@cobus81 you want my 🌽 to suck XD

  • @hiccup7631
    @hiccup7631 5 років тому +439

    I thought UA-cam has recommended me an old video of Swoozie.

    • @Haruki_chan
      @Haruki_chan 5 років тому +5

      Boss Baby same, its been years since i didn’t see him in my recommendations

  • @llouvakates
    @llouvakates 5 років тому +1723

    I honestly think your dad was teaching you a valuable lesson in life. Imma teach my child that, but not as hard core as your dad

    • @samanthataylor3815
      @samanthataylor3815 5 років тому +187

      Just don’t be surprised when the child services show up at your house

    • @blitzgaming9561
      @blitzgaming9561 5 років тому +5

      @@samanthataylor3815 lol

    • @BrandonMeyer1641
      @BrandonMeyer1641 5 років тому +14

      This mans gonna pay his kid 6 bucks an hour

    • @legopachycephalosaurus6825
      @legopachycephalosaurus6825 5 років тому +24

      Black Ninja yeh I’m 14 and honestly I agree I’m pretty lucky to be how I am today, like if I look back to the industrial revolution and stuff where kids had to work dangerous jobs 7 days a week with no pay or school I consider myself lucky to even be at school.

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 5 років тому +52

      @Black Ninja
      I like how older generations worked so hard for our lives to be easier, and now that it's easier, they fucking hate us for having it easy

  • @b-man1277
    @b-man1277 4 роки тому +72

    He should have sued Martin for a “wage an hour” violation. Swoozie could actually get Martin in big trouble if he wanted.

  • @YRMNate
    @YRMNate 5 років тому +256

    Less than 2 and hour damn chick fil a gets paid 17 an hour

    • @laurenallen3762
      @laurenallen3762 5 років тому +11

      Captain_125 i definitely do NOT make 17$ an hour at CFA

    • @jamaldinosaur8815
      @jamaldinosaur8815 5 років тому +7

      @@laurenallen3762 depends on what state your in prob

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 5 років тому +3

      what ?? i just heard someone get hired at cfa and they started at 8

    • @YRMNate
      @YRMNate 5 років тому +1

      @@laurenallen3762 they do I'm in Florida

    • @dragonxz61
      @dragonxz61 5 років тому

      They don't even pay people under 18 minimum wage just because they can lol

  • @DabbaIsCool
    @DabbaIsCool 5 років тому +636

    Adande's dad: I want you to feel what it will be like, if you don't get good grades.
    UA-cam: Hold my demonetisation.

  • @matantsa4928
    @matantsa4928 5 років тому +516

    $100? You should at least got $420 by law

    • @strahinjazivkovic1842
      @strahinjazivkovic1842 5 років тому +15

      By law minor cant work soo

    • @WinterWitch01
      @WinterWitch01 5 років тому +67

      @@strahinjazivkovic1842 he was 16, not 6.

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 5 років тому +9

      in many states they only pay minors half of minimum wage for the first 90 days

    • @angelsantana8055
      @angelsantana8055 5 років тому +3

      TheOdd1sout ?

    • @Ccollector24
      @Ccollector24 5 років тому +2

      Strahinja Zivkovic not sure if this applies, but I worked for my dads friend also and did yard work at age 13, child labor mabie??

  • @bee9330
    @bee9330 4 роки тому +316

    Bro, this story was a year ago- NOW we all be wearing masks and it's the new style. So think of this: Peter is somewhere out there in the world, wearing a mask now everyday.

    • @outlawinfantry1573
      @outlawinfantry1573 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @ConekQ
      @ConekQ 3 роки тому +1

      Have you never heard of masks till 2020??

    • @bee9330
      @bee9330 3 роки тому

      @@ConekQ Woooosh 👁👄👁

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 3 роки тому +3

      Either wearing one or pushing up daisies

    • @ConekQ
      @ConekQ 3 роки тому

      @@bee9330 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

  • @laneythelame
    @laneythelame 5 років тому +402

    Been waiting forever for an upload... Thanks, swooz!!!

  • @swillz1416
    @swillz1416 5 років тому +89

    Loving yuh trini accent swoozie, I'm from Trinidad to. 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  5 років тому +17

      Marlon Navarro - send rotti pls

    • @SebTubesTV
      @SebTubesTV 5 років тому +2

      Hosein Roti shop

    • @SebTubesTV
      @SebTubesTV 5 років тому +1

      Marlon Navarro me to

    • @swillz1416
      @swillz1416 5 років тому +3

      @@SebTubesTV Have to support fellow Trinbagonians 😁

    • @swillz1416
      @swillz1416 5 років тому +4

      @@swoozie Have to come to Trinidad to get a good roti.

  • @CT-qm2zx
    @CT-qm2zx 5 років тому +650

    So Swoozie, your first job was at Disney right?
    Swoozie: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @lydiaastanford
    @lydiaastanford 4 роки тому +7

    Watching this 11 months later and Aitch is massive in the UK now so it made me so happy when I heard the outro song!

  • @hershverma9186
    @hershverma9186 5 років тому +285

    Jhees that Aitch on the outro 🔥🔥 nice one Swoozie, love from the UK

    • @JmanPlayzz
      @JmanPlayzz 5 років тому +11

      Init I heard it and was like jheez showing love to the UK

    • @rouk3n
      @rouk3n 5 років тому +4

      i was so confused by it but i rate it😂💯

    • @dlcapone
      @dlcapone 5 років тому +4

      I was the like wtf who am I watching 😂😂

    • @pat5196
      @pat5196 5 років тому

      Hersh Verma hoi British m8s

    • @t.stizzy928
      @t.stizzy928 5 років тому

      Inittt yh all us uk man were getting gassed

  • @KissOfDeath775
    @KissOfDeath775 5 років тому +317

    I love the fact that you for real bought a lava lamp with that first hundred lmao why do we spend our first hard earned paychecks in unnecessary stuff 😂

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 5 років тому +22

      Because it's the first time we have money in our hands

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 5 років тому

      First thing I ever bought with my first paycheck was you better believe it Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time for 3DS. Food who needs food i have Zelda in 3D.

    • @faeryb0mb
      @faeryb0mb 5 років тому

      Yoli burrr i put my paychecks in my account. I try not to but a lot of crap

    • @thirtyonepigeons9539
      @thirtyonepigeons9539 2 роки тому

      I got a KitKat for my friends birthday, that was the first purchase I made with my money 😂 and then later, I lost $15 from it falling out of my pocket in the laundry room and someone saw it and swooped it up for themselves and said nothin😭 I was looking everywhere in the area for those $15 n I never found them LOL I was gonna use it to buy hydrocolloid bandages for my acne and stupid me didn’t put the money in a better spot like in my phone case for example. But I learned from that mistake lol

  • @Grace-rc1yj
    @Grace-rc1yj 5 років тому +42

    The Trini accent got me. THE ACCURACY!!!

    • @Yisrael7
      @Yisrael7 5 років тому

      no that was more Jamaican you clearly havnt heard a trini speak

    • @Grace-rc1yj
      @Grace-rc1yj 5 років тому +1

      @@Yisrael7 as a West Indian. Relax. Do Less God Bless.

    • @Yisrael7
      @Yisrael7 5 років тому

      @@Grace-rc1yj ok sis

  • @cloakedk1l047
    @cloakedk1l047 4 роки тому +326

    Omg I’m also from Trinidad I didn’t know you were also from there!!!🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @naddiizkng3249
      @naddiizkng3249 4 роки тому +6

      Meee tooo🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @reality6880
      @reality6880 4 роки тому +4

      Za warudo over heaven dodo

    • @Genshingrandpa
      @Genshingrandpa 4 роки тому +3

      @@naddiizkng3249 same 🇹🇹

    • @naddiizkng3249
      @naddiizkng3249 4 роки тому +4

      @@Genshingrandpa 😁😁🇹🇹

    • @dariusdolly7022
      @dariusdolly7022 4 роки тому

      Me tooo 😌

  • @foreverfishy
    @foreverfishy 5 років тому +201

    Swoozie out here
    Working as a minor
    For legit no money
    Your life is good okay

    • @natecreamer2046
      @natecreamer2046 5 років тому

      I mean I had to take care of whiney 3 year olds and clean the shitter last summer. Volunteer job btw (no pay).

    • @RB-vb9wy
      @RB-vb9wy 5 років тому +1

      Im 14 and cut grass all week and wash cars for 60$ total, but 🍞 is 🍞

  • @StanleyAnimations
    @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому +154

    I have work today and this video just makes me want to work harder on my yt channel so it can become my dream job...😭😭😭

    • @rogue6691
      @rogue6691 5 років тому +2

      Stanley Animations subbed and notifications on good luck 👍

    • @ndoubleaanimations2749
      @ndoubleaanimations2749 5 років тому +1

      we gotta keep grinding bro

    • @StanleyAnimations
      @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому +1

      @@rogue6691 i appreciate you so much thank you😭😭😭

    • @StanleyAnimations
      @StanleyAnimations 5 років тому

      @@ndoubleaanimations2749 til my last breath imma keep grinding😤

    • @j.436
      @j.436 5 років тому

      U beg?

  • @autumngray5995
    @autumngray5995 5 років тому +173

    My first job: Krispy Kreme donut shop
    $9 an hour
    8-4pm
    5 days a week
    18 years old......
    Still going to college tryna get dat degree. Aint tryna be here forever! STAY IN SCHOOL, GO BACK, JUST GET DAT EDUCATION!

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому +2

      Yo stfu

    • @blitzgaming9561
      @blitzgaming9561 5 років тому +2

      @@JayFlicc no

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому

      @@blitzgaming9561 yes

    • @JayFlicc
      @JayFlicc 5 років тому

      @Currently living on a dollar, anything helps wym

    • @entrepreneursinc23
      @entrepreneursinc23 5 років тому +1

      You still there for $9 an hour? Jesus that's so little I would leave that place asap

  • @cysco5637
    @cysco5637 4 роки тому +9

    rewatching this bc my job in retail has me pushing a cart around cleaning due to covid.I feel ya man

    • @sharpaycutie2
      @sharpaycutie2 11 місяців тому

      The person lied to me about what my job was he called me a “greeter”and said all I had to Dow as greet and disinfect the carts
      Booiiiiiii
      I was The janitor
      I over time found out what my job entailed
      Not just cleaning handles but dumping trash and cleaning bathrooms
      And fresh market has ALOT OF TRASH CANA LIKE 10 in the whole store and they not little they TALL TOO😤😤😤😤

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 5 років тому +727

    “I wanted you to know what it feels like to have a job if you don’t have a good education”
    **ten years later**
    Swoozie: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @mccabe8818
      @mccabe8818 5 років тому +8

      Experience + relatable stories + animation tablet = monetizing

  • @originx.legacy3180
    @originx.legacy3180 5 років тому +375

    Swoozie was in a Netflix movie broskiii (the space between us) but for like a minute

    • @SnipFred
      @SnipFred 5 років тому +7

      Exotic games yee he vlogged about it

    • @majora8253
      @majora8253 5 років тому +4

      Wait wha

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 5 років тому +373

    Damn that bathroom crime scene. What happened in there?
    Edit:your dad is evil,man damn

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +3

      I think someone was stabbed in there

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 5 років тому +10

      That was the last nigga who cleaned the toilets

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому

      some bad foreign food maybe?

  • @pereric65
    @pereric65 4 роки тому +44

    Swoozie was ready for corona early

  • @shanequax7827
    @shanequax7827 5 років тому +131

    "watch this man digging up inna im face no man" this has me deadddd

    • @zayloe999
      @zayloe999 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marielh79
      @marielh79 3 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @z2pumptt627
      @z2pumptt627 3 роки тому

      trini translation watch dis man digging up he he bai bredda digging up in he face

  • @ebony9921
    @ebony9921 5 років тому +247

    U aint gon tell us how that mans died in the bathroom?

    • @torimack3884
      @torimack3884 5 років тому +4

      And someone is always dead???

  • @AverageBrino
    @AverageBrino 5 років тому +58

    Its alright Swoozie. Errrbody starts some where. I think at one point if you ever really grinded to get to where you wanna be. Washing toilets and getting down and dirty will always part of your journey!! Keeeeep up the uploads sir!!

  • @semisolidpeak8079
    @semisolidpeak8079 4 роки тому +7

    Bro glad to know there's some Trinidadians out there givin the name to the country appreciate it✊✌✌

  • @seannecherie9535
    @seannecherie9535 5 років тому +223

    But that trini accent tho 🤣😂😭

  • @serenityyy3695
    @serenityyy3695 5 років тому +202

    okay because I died when he said “bro why you so toxic” and the song started playing💀

  • @m0chab3rry32
    @m0chab3rry32 5 років тому +533

    SWoozie uploaded a video 1 minute ago!
    Me: **sees comments from 12 hours ago**
    Me: youtube you went too far this time
    How the heck did I get 100+ likes?!

    • @carlbrown1000
      @carlbrown1000 5 років тому +2

      Yoy tube didnt even tell me i happened to find out 48 hours ago because i was looking for a comment somebody replied to and happen to see it in my notifications section.

    • @y33tb0ss6
      @y33tb0ss6 5 років тому

      This happens to much

  • @alexterria4331
    @alexterria4331 4 роки тому +35

    Swoozie: gets payed less than $2 per hour for scrubbing toilets and cleaning. Me: gets payed $13 an hour to eat popcorn and sit on my phone all day working at a movie theater Bc California’s minimum wage is awesome

  • @WebSlingerProductionsofficial
    @WebSlingerProductionsofficial 5 років тому +143

    “Bro,why you so toxic?”

  • @marvbeats2671
    @marvbeats2671 5 років тому +330

    See you in the year 2030 with your next upload
    funny video though guess its quality over quantity

  • @Nikolaslemire
    @Nikolaslemire 5 років тому +74

    Swoozie doesn’t upload often
    But I watch his videos so many times it adds up

  • @MrVacca
    @MrVacca 4 роки тому +2

    You can tell this is some old school Swooz, just listen to that audio. It’s awesome to see how much he grew in 2019, 2020 is going to be the best yet

  • @bpeli3660
    @bpeli3660 5 років тому +72

    Moral of the story..... know the child services number

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
    @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 років тому +716

    Fun Fact: Most people's first summer jobs occur during the summer

    • @ognenski141
      @ognenski141 5 років тому +24

      Oh thanks Big D

    • @TheErik518
      @TheErik518 5 років тому +30

      Thank you Mr President, very cool!

    • @weumx4899
      @weumx4899 5 років тому +25

      Well, darn. I figured their first summer job would’ve happened in the winter but oh well.. guess I was wrong. :(

    • @Rookie-in1rb
      @Rookie-in1rb 5 років тому +2

      U suck ass. Thank u trump very cool!

    • @Aniyah-fc1dc
      @Aniyah-fc1dc 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @monique20002005
    @monique20002005 5 років тому +32

    “Im out here looking like Arya Stark in kings landing”
    I LOVE ARYA SHES MY FAV

  • @opheliajoseph8456
    @opheliajoseph8456 5 років тому +17

    Aye he’s from Trinidad & Tobago just like me 😁🇹🇹 finally 🙏🏾

  • @AdrianPerez-ne3pj
    @AdrianPerez-ne3pj 5 років тому +55

    Before 5:30 *Pulls out calculator*
    *Looks at answer*
    That is $1.78 per hour! Man, that ain't even legal! That is below minimum wage!
    After 5:30 . . . nevermind

  • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
    @Lego_Bespin_Guard 5 років тому +157

    *paying employees under minimum wage for a year without any repercussions
    *Cha Cha real smooth*

  • @atikurrahman-ky2gj
    @atikurrahman-ky2gj 5 років тому +68

    Swoozie listens to Aitch? That lowkey got me gassed p.s been a fan before the working at Disney vids 💕

    • @gregd.6420
      @gregd.6420 5 років тому +2

      FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE IN THE COMMENTS WHO KNEW

    • @dickwanker2195
      @dickwanker2195 5 років тому +1

      FUCK off

  • @soulreaperrex1390
    @soulreaperrex1390 4 роки тому +196

    I walked into a bathroom with a puddle of diarrhea on the floor. Wasn’t even near the toilet

  • @manicoquita
    @manicoquita 5 років тому +97

    I was thinking about reporting my dad for making a minor work 😂😂😂😂

    • @gonzomclovin773
      @gonzomclovin773 5 років тому +1

      manicoquita why’s that funny? That’s a legitimate claim.

    • @laurenlsksksksks4714
      @laurenlsksksksks4714 5 років тому +1

      @@gonzomclovin773 minor r slouf to work above 15/16

    • @manicoquita
      @manicoquita 5 років тому +1

      @@gonzomclovin773 it's funny because as a child with a west Indian father like Swoozie, all I can say is Good luck and RIP

    • @coopa4460
      @coopa4460 5 років тому

      TPabsolute r/woooooooosh

  • @mayavictoria9582
    @mayavictoria9582 5 років тому +132

    *casually logs onto UA-cam and sees Swoozie has a new video and I didn’t get a notification.*.
    Me: UA-cam...Betrayed me?! 😮

    • @jakari_reese7894
      @jakari_reese7894 5 років тому +2

      Maya Victoria youtube betrays everybody now tf 🙄

    • @darkowlentertainment
      @darkowlentertainment 5 років тому

      You can check out a couple vids on my channel you can watch between his long ass uploads 😂😂😂

    • @velocity3293
      @velocity3293 5 років тому +1

      @@darkowlentertainment nahhh lol good try though

    • @froboy12342
      @froboy12342 5 років тому

      constantly

    • @JujuLove7079
      @JujuLove7079 5 років тому

      SAME!! UA-cam just deleted my channel

  • @izaiahvega8238
    @izaiahvega8238 5 років тому +27

    i was working for my uncle hard labor fixing houses for 7.25 an hour, i was fine with it until I got like bronchitis from all the Debry

  • @Nahidio
    @Nahidio 4 роки тому +8

    This man was dax for the whole summer😂

  • @neminie3055
    @neminie3055 5 років тому +138

    Fellow Trinidadian here 😊😂 Great content as always❤

    • @SuperElise21
      @SuperElise21 5 років тому +2

      Neminie 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @mylesromin7636
      @mylesromin7636 5 років тому +2

      Neminie 🇬🇩🇬🇩

    • @megansooroojdeen4708
      @megansooroojdeen4708 5 років тому +1

      Sometimes I forget I'm Trinidadian even though I live here

    • @neminie3055
      @neminie3055 5 років тому +1

      @@megansooroojdeen4708 hahah same 😂😂

    • @vashishpersad269
      @vashishpersad269 5 років тому +1

      Ayeee big upp trinissss🙏😂😂

  • @pleasestfu790
    @pleasestfu790 5 років тому +90

    Are we not gonna talk about Swoozie playing aitch at the end of his video 🤣

  • @elijah.lustig
    @elijah.lustig 5 років тому +154

    Nobody:
    Actually Nobody:
    Not A Single Soul:
    UA-cam: Ad 1/2

  • @tristanjensen761
    @tristanjensen761 4 роки тому

    sWooZie Being a janitor is the first and only job I have had so far thanks for sharing this sometimes I hate my job but this made me at least think it’s worth it in the end

  • @angrybirdsking123
    @angrybirdsking123 5 років тому +26

    4:48
    I ain't finna lie tho, yo dad is one hell of a lesson teacher. I would've thanked him shii.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 5 років тому +1

      For doing almost slave
      Labor? Noooo if they paid him minimum sure but not that

  • @lapaigemarshall3882
    @lapaigemarshall3882 5 років тому +75

    Wat a coincidence I am currently applying for a summer job

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +5

      I hope you get whatever job you apply for

    • @christianjames6256
      @christianjames6256 5 років тому

      Same

    • @monkmonk3621
      @monkmonk3621 5 років тому +1

      Hope you're not stuck cleaning bathrooms

    • @lapaigemarshall3882
      @lapaigemarshall3882 5 років тому +1

      arachnid gaming thx

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 5 років тому +2

      do whatever job makes you happy or that you can at least enjoy to do but do not let them get free labor out of you like the situation Swoozie got put into... this was not right on any lvl.

  • @FrootOG
    @FrootOG 5 років тому +50

    2:04 lITERALLY what my grandma sounds like (she from Trinidad and Tobago)

    • @npc_gaming4434
      @npc_gaming4434 5 років тому +1

      Im from Trinidad too i heard the voice and i was like omg trini accent

    • @WickedWordzz
      @WickedWordzz 5 років тому

      That's me when island folk come around. Accent comes out loud and clear for all to hear 😂

  • @arieldevida4283
    @arieldevida4283 4 роки тому +2

    I relate to this video so much. My family has a car shop. My family has a tradition of every kid working there. When it said the toilet thing and cleaning, I did that too

  • @AnonComic
    @AnonComic 5 років тому +40

    Lmao!!!!! The amount you were getting paid hourly had me crying🤣🤣

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому

      Eli Simon said he had diarrhea on my phone case you missed out on my phone

  • @KraNisOG
    @KraNisOG 5 років тому +6

    This reminds me of when I worked at Sonic. And how I worked almost everyday for 5 months AND went to school. Usually I'd get home at like 1am if I was lucky, plus I had loads of projects because of my AP computer science class.

  • @oscarcruz4957
    @oscarcruz4957 5 років тому +57

    I worked at a Body Shop for five years but I actually got to work on them 😂

  • @Playboi_Hayden
    @Playboi_Hayden 4 роки тому +15

    My favorite part is when he says Jesus doesn’t like Liars

    • @bushwookie275
      @bushwookie275 4 роки тому

      Is it cause your Christian?

    • @Playboi_Hayden
      @Playboi_Hayden 4 роки тому +2

      JustWooky naw it’s just funny

    • @knizon7078
      @knizon7078 4 роки тому

      Its also true

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 роки тому

      @@bushwookie275 it's just funny, stop being such a child

  • @tcintel1266
    @tcintel1266 5 років тому +64

    Swoozie having relapses of the tournament 4:23

  • @bassemsharaf5254
    @bassemsharaf5254 5 років тому +27

    man I'll be waiting for this video for ever plz uplode more ~big fan

  • @8happyperson
    @8happyperson 5 років тому +14

    Wow this makes me super thankful for the internship I have rn (it’s my first job)

  • @kaitlynnmendoza2863
    @kaitlynnmendoza2863 5 років тому +13

    “Think of the dirtiest bathro-“ Ross.

  • @eptxjay
    @eptxjay 5 років тому +140

    I did the math u was getting paid 1.73 an hour but sometimes u got paid about 1.60 an hour OOOOOF

  • @CripplingIndecision
    @CripplingIndecision 5 років тому +10

    As someone who has recently acquired that cashflow, I feel for you. 56 hours for 100 bucks?! That's insane!!

  • @TonyMxjor
    @TonyMxjor 5 років тому +6

    Legend has it swoozie uploads every time a shooting star shines

  • @arilexi
    @arilexi 4 роки тому +45

    Let’s be honest.....
    If you’ve EVER BEEN TO TRINIDAD
    You know the accent is perfectly accurate
    (My fam is from trini)

  • @Luisgar1234
    @Luisgar1234 5 років тому +25

    Simple man
    I see swoozie, I click

  • @logangwinnvlogs7027
    @logangwinnvlogs7027 5 років тому +18

    I'm so glad u uploaded this swoozie ur da best UA-camr out here

    • @darkowlentertainment
      @darkowlentertainment 5 років тому

      Logan Gwinn vlogs faaaacts. There are a few vids on my channel you can check out between his long ass uploads though

  • @LOKHI
    @LOKHI 5 років тому +23

    Big man AICH in the outro🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LOKHI
      @LOKHI 5 років тому

      Amie Phillips I had to play it over😂😂

    • @Jamzy
      @Jamzy 5 років тому +1

      Fr bro I wasn't expecting that loool

  • @xarzznb1
    @xarzznb1 4 роки тому +6

    My first job was at a body shop too, I had to work with my uncle because he was a painter. So all I did was sand cars for hours for the whole summer. I barley got paid CRAP.

  • @elliottharrison7544
    @elliottharrison7544 5 років тому +22

    Aitch really took me off guard at the end, really didn’t expect swoozy to listen to him. Love from manny tho ❤️

  • @zakthehack1424
    @zakthehack1424 5 років тому +83

    You listen to Aitch (song at the end of the vid)🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ChillWil
    @ChillWil 5 років тому +67

    _Thanks Swoozie now im dropping out to become a youtuber_

  • @sheilymejia8375
    @sheilymejia8375 4 роки тому

    Summer job Warehouse order picker (small warehouse, items were for gas stations/deli’s so mainly counter goods travel size medication, notepads, etc.) $10hr/cash this was all the way in 2012 so the minimum was like $7 or $8 , my aunt was the only worker there apart from the owner (he would deliver the orders so he was basically never there) so it was a good, light place of work for me. I thank my aunt the whole time for getting me the summer job 😀

  • @laxsneha
    @laxsneha 5 років тому +88

    A big round of applause for my dude, swoozie Sr.
    He taught swooze something the best schools won't teach..

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 5 років тому +4

      I mean yes but it isn't true lol I know so many of my friends who are dropouts with their own houses a good paying jobs really the lesson should be if you can't handle physical labor stay in school

    • @laxsneha
      @laxsneha 5 років тому +2

      @@johnherrera5261 yes yes.. I agree, my point was that inspite all of these fees we pay these schools, the ultimate life lessons are always learnt outside of it. And swoozie's father took it up on himself to teach that to his son..

    • @MRiona-kx8ul
      @MRiona-kx8ul 5 років тому +1

      laxsneha lol yeah, in the most illegal way possible 😂 but seriously though, there are probably better ways to teach that lesson than the way he taught it.

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 5 років тому

      @@laxsneha I see what you mean now completely agree

    • @danaflamenco
      @danaflamenco 5 років тому

      @@MRiona-kx8ul So what other ways would you suggest that are better? Because that's a pretty good way I think.

  • @thhfdddd
    @thhfdddd 5 років тому +56

    Nobody:
    Swoozie: Alright alot of you...

    • @thundercat0002
      @thundercat0002 5 років тому

      How do you think you should know better then I don't have a lot

  • @wearenumber15
    @wearenumber15 5 років тому +16

    I remember my first job!
    *Vietnam war flashback plays*

  • @tyra_xox5989
    @tyra_xox5989 5 років тому

    I feel your pain and respect for bot wanting to show off even tho you’ve worked so hard for what you have!
    Ps love that you had Aitch as your outtro

  • @GrizzlyCheese
    @GrizzlyCheese 5 років тому +19

    Swoozie: The Origin (2019)

  • @shigehito5855
    @shigehito5855 5 років тому +13

    swoozie be like
    "Ah shit here we go again" with the hazmat suit on

  • @fartgander5851
    @fartgander5851 5 років тому +91

    Bruh I thought from the thumbnail that you are crime scene clean-up

  • @SapphireGladeComics
    @SapphireGladeComics 2 роки тому +1

    I spent about 6 mths being a Lot Porter, basically cleaning cars be they newly bought or post maintenance. Originally I worked 6 days a week or maybe it was 5 I don't know remember, but I'd work from 7a-8p each day I had to work during the week and 9a-8p on Saturdays and 12p-6p on Sundays. Was only paid $10/hr, cussed out by several sales people and mechanics. After awhile I told the general manager, "hey man, I'm in school studying, I can't be doing this many hours." So I was dropped down to about 25-30 hrs a week and once I got a contractor job offer, I quit that day from the dealership.