He's Back - The King Gives an Update - KingCobraJFS
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It's spring. Puff should be emerging any second now.
He won’t be able to find him when he returns back to the old lair window. How unfortunate
What would cobras excuse be now? Puff is out searching for him?
Puff😢
@@vulgardisplayofpink5668 Puff went to Papa Nips' place, but Tanis didn't let him in
@@jeff91199 Puff now lives under Clunt's hat, and comes out to make sure Papa Nips' duds are rock hard constantly
"the local philly cheesesteak scene"
Bros talking about it like it’s SUB culture
Get it?
Not to be confused with the local Greek Gyro scene in Casper
@@gregofthelake I heard the souvlakis are a thing to behold.
exquisid
Everywhere I live I got to check out the Philly cheesesteak scene
Puff's probably back at the old place like, "Where is that goof?"
It doesnt matter who it is.. Puff is with better company now
😂😂😂
Puff was the mastermind behind the eviction all along
im already sick of him again lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣So True !😂😂😂😂😂
He should just leave the internet. And sell magic to local ravers, noone cares about the wands.
lol right, i'm sat shouting obsenities about his his hygiene and looking away.
as soon as he started slurping his poop encrusted fingers i had to exit
@torquewheeler213 that's not poop, that's from smoking his pipe, trole!
he sounds so hostile about whatever is going on with his living situation lol
He's back at Daddy's place, that's why.
he may be very regarded but can still feel shame
He's embarrassed to be back at Clints.
The Forbidden Five of Clint's basement: no smoking, no drinking, no food hacks, no shredding, no mead brewing.
@@neganstains5745 no fun
He’s resisting the urge to just dump that tea and Guinness all over that slop for a dank food hack.
daddy clint has rules in his house BOY
I did expect him to pour some of the Guinness on the sandwich.
I was thinking it was gonna happen for sure, he is itching 😅 😅
Definitely not the same without 2 bags of cheetos and a kg bag of grated processed cheese poured on top.
Sloppy steaks?
Good to see the kang still digressing
He loves that phrase.
It’s exquisid
Wait til he finds out the word indubitably
@@Nukiger You think he can muddle that through his fisth lipth?
@@IchiEyes No chanth of that happening.
Josh likes his sandwiches like his women. Sloppy with weird flaps hanging out of them.
Clint would not let him eat that philly cheese apple in the basement. what are all the bugs that stowed away in his clothes and hair wisps going to eat????
OMG this is the best
Tmdwu
LOLOLOL
i cant believe he gave it the classic apple grip as well. he knows what we want.
"I do fuck with tea on occasion"
What a great sentence, poetry really.
So he did try to kill those diabetic people. Truth always comes out sooner or later.
TMDWU
What a sicko
'I do fuck up with the teas and get myself fired and blame it on the trolls'
His talent for ruining perfectly good food is unmatched
The money and food that is wasted actually kind of pisses me off. Restaurants must love milking this dummy with all his "extras"
@senn4237 I can't even believe they add all the crap he orders extra. Well they want that money. I agree its a waste.
What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, UA-cam. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, UA-cam. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
@@eggshapedisraelioperative6317 😆 💯
How to turn a 12 dollar sandwich into a 42 dollar sandwich with kingcobrajfs
Even when he's eating solid food it sounds like he's eating soup
for real, lmao
He can’t bite anything he has to slurp everything up and mash it with the roof of his mouth. Plus it was too hot for his teeth so he has to let it cool down for a day or two before he can nibble on it again
His ability to slurp solids has to be some kind of superpower.
@@nharoth Yes it is. But Carpman is a villain, not a hero.
@@claytonstewart9907 Very true. You can’t chill like a rockstar HERO!
He thinks beer cheese will give him a buzz. Bad boi rocker
The cheese makes the beer stronger trole
You forgot goth in those descriptors, trole
So he ordered a sandwich with meat and spilled all his meat... So basically this is just him telling us he misses his saucewiches...
That was my clear understanding of the message as well.
Finding Clints house to send saucewiches will be super easy for the trolls. Barely an inconvinience.
Those chompers can barely survive thin sliced beef, saucewiches are the only thing he can still chew
And his cat food buffets
He lost some bloat by eating home cooked meals.
He'll get it back soon, toobz, unlike those GD GARLIC BUTTERCUPS THAT LITTLE CAESAR'S F'N FORGOT ABOUT..... but I digress
Dad doesnt let yah drink mead at the table
Nails get dirty when you don't wash...
Exactly, you can spend $2 on a pipe tool and not have to use your fingers too.
Actually washing your hair and scubbing your hairs/scalp help clean the finger nails....we all know what he has not been doing...."rubs dry rub tactical soap"
He's all about that seasoning.......rubbing that stubbles of hair addding extra beard flake seasoning
@@Villlaparkmikeewwww
w.a.s.h?, no his name is josh
I bet Daddy isn't letting us get blackout in the basement. Despite Clint's status as a boglim fairy God Daddy, making Josh be sober for more than 6 hours of sleeping is good for his water brain.
Least amount of slurring of any video in the last two years.
straight up. this is Josh.... maybe this is what All Ball Saunders needed
Jessica getting him kicked out probably saved his life
100%.. his skin is looking better too.. his body is finally getting some vitamins and minerals from some home cooked meals instead of eating Teflon℠ chips and huffing Dorito℠ dust(er) all day.. not a sponsor toobz
@@kitsachie. Sky God looking out for our little Demon Lord. He works in mysterious ways lol
@@kitsachie.until she decides to move out to Wyoming and purchases the Walmart 8 dollar machete
I'm sure that cheesesteak was a welcome upgrade from Jessica's
Any thing is an upgrade from Jessica.
The whole time I was expecting him to call it a 'philly cheesesteak delight' and I was sorely disappointed
It didn't marinade over 24 hours on the counter. WOW.
Not a real dank hack.
almost spit my coffee reading this hahaha
He was in a hurry this time, probably on his way to meet an alive, of age, non-related woman who's a 4-6 on the good looks scale.
Give our Boglim prince a break 😂
Cobra: **relies on donations to stay alive**
Also Cobra: "it's none of your god damn business"
One video and he'll doxx himself soon at his new place.
I can't believe people donate to the ungrateful regard.
@@REfan2002you mean his dads house?
I'm pretty sure without UA-cam he'd survive lol
@@wtichery yeah he's too regarded to work and get SSI.
Park bench saga coming in nicely toobz
McDonald’s wifi saga TMDWU
@@Edboy691 😂😂🤣
Practice for when clint moves to Ireland permanently
😂😂😂
He never ate those crab legs did he?
He's letting them cool off, troll
They're still in the apartment
It's a gift for the owners of the Conquistadors to thank them for being fans of his videos, trole.
Cant stream at Clint’s. He’s mad he can’t use the “ I got my own apartment” for flex
Oh no, he 100% can stream at Clint's.
He just doesn't want to admit that he moved back into Clints basement instead of a nice trailer home. Cobes got some real copium going on after Methica got him evicted.
@@MrBob142536there's a clip where Clint's wife/ Josh's Stepmom tells Josh she doesn't feel comfortable with Josh live streaming and they were inside a pizza place lord knows she'd definitely doesn't want trolls calling her house.
@@Mehhhhhhhh the pizza place inside the indoor water park where Clint cracked a rape joke about getting consent from the salt and pepper shakers or whatever…
I still don't understand why he got another dudes name tattooed on himself
He’s out of the closet and proud.
He got it tattooed *twice* as well.
But, dude, he just loves Ozzy more than he hates sickos, TWU
@@Solanin0803Ozzy would look at him like he's a loon if he knew about the tattoo's
@@kyubbi767and Sharon would try to find a way to sue if he had more than 2 cents to his name 😂
Ozzy rules trole 🤘🐍
His fingernails look like he went digging for Puff
probably hunting for snipes, boy not going live means no tobacco money
@@MoistChungus buried cigs = free tobacco dood
He can barely pick up the sandwich because his whole body is atrophied from sitting around drunk all day.
Truth
Food review from an unknown restaurant. Brilliant
If it was famous Dave's we would of heard about it.
also not a sponsor, despite not being specified XD
Nothing like waking up before your alarm and watching Ol Carp Lips gum a grease sammich.
It's always a fantastic way to start off a long day
He really tore that sammich up !!!
Carp Lips has me rolling
Chernabog has descended from Balding Mountain
Nice Blood reference
Wongburger!
Clunt gave him some pocket money to get out of the house for a few hours and he discovered the cheesesteak place has free wifi..
Looks like he's in clunt backyard
*camera pans out to reveal cobra sitting at a bench at the local elementary playground. Sicko!
has the bog ever not given something the seal of approval?
Gothie
The Sprite remix video when he smashed his guitar, he said that shit was gross. I think it was expired by the time it got to him too, you'd figure that would make him like it more tho
Cobe's Seal of Approval is the only seal I wouldn't club
Ghetto grape flavored egg
Toothpaste
I almost feel pity for Clunt and the redo fam for having to listen to him slurp at their dinner table til they can ship him off to the latest Casper dump site. No wonder he’s outside.
They make him eat outside like a dog 😭 can’t take him to eat in public because he plays with his food like a toddler
Imagine this weirdo walking in your cheesesteak place and order that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean generally he orders via apps so realistically quite a few of the restaurants aren't even gonna know what he looks like.
I bet the whole town knows who he is.
He's way too shy to show up in person these days.
hey 80 dollars is 80 dollars
Those local restaurants love him! He turns a $10 sandwich into $40 by adding disgusting toppings that they bank on!
For sure!
..but the servers hate him cause he never tips.. hes a corporate dream, but a servers/cook nightmare
He's been on SSDI his entire life. People that collect checks are technically employees of the federal government in America as their given money to then spend into the system.
Restaurants hate him and servers love him.
Learn this weird trick...
Coming back like a lizard coming out of hibernation, TWU toobz
Puffs return coming in nicely toobz
Better not steal homedad Clint’s Guinness, boy!
Bros officially drinking in the park during the day lol
That's what I noticed too just cracks a cold one in the middle of the day at the local park 😂
Isn't that iwp
He's going Jacob Jones
His trash is our treasure
Daddy let you go live, BOY?
Did you guys know that Casper, Wyoming is famous for their Philly Cheese Steak scene?
It's all about the quality of the flavor.
Hello fellow cheesesteak conni...connou..hello fellow cheesesteak fans
Somehow, 'exquisid' returned
Just when you thought it was gone for good
Holy shit he sounds halfway coherent here. Amazing what not being constantly hammered will do for your neurons
The Boglim finally crawled out of his Bog cave
"UA-cam, if you could see this sandwich in my hand right now." lol
At least he knows his limitations. 😂
spent rent on a dank cheese steak
It makes him feel like such a big boy to tell people it's none of their business.
It's always hilarious to me when these people say "none of your business" whilst streaming every ounce of their existence live publicly for anyone and everyone to see. But sure, "mind your business."
I think that the “3 packets of fancy tomato sauce” might be ketchup
Hahahaha
Excuse the dirty nails he says right before sucking on his fingers.
"A journey in icksquizzidness, a fillycheezdakesamwidtch add beercheze, exter meet, exter cheebs, frahhs, add unyins, addbagin, and a raspberrby tee." Better not being doing your best Mango Lloyd impression B O Y.
😂
Homedad clunk says no filming in the basement.
Or else a punishment haircut.
camping in the yard
that's intense
Badum tsst
@@AlexanderTheGreyo7
He really sounds like he's missing more teeth
I forget where, might of been a snakebones episode or the subreddit, but someone noticed that the back of his bottom right jaw looks like it's missing something.
I've noticed that too.
@@crusadercarl6269 interesting! I'm going to do some diggin
@@gennaevee feel free! Granted it might just be someone seeing something that isn't there or just misidentifying something, but knowing that maw I wouldn't be surprised.
His gut biome need to be studied
Like in Fantastic Voyage, but this time its a horror movie
Ulcers incoming.
@@aronrosas4191 IBS coming in nicely toobz TMDWU
He came out of the green basement for this...
A Bog without his Lair is truly a sad sight!
Is what it is toobz, the BOY will never learn
nal took everything but sex is a want not a need
Very sad the poor boy has come full circle back in the basement 😓
A food review plus saying not a sponsor without dropping the actual title of the place he's eating from? TWU 🐍
Seriously, it's such a weird concept to review food from just... Some unnamed place. 😂
teaser trailer for the new season is pretty underwhelming. He couldn't even finish a hot dog bun cheesesteak. Very disappointing!
4 out of 10 i liked the Wendy's season better
Hot dog bun cheese steak lmao 🤣
He’s taking it home to cool down for 3 days trole
The trailer park ain’t ready for our pumpkin-headed king 😂
..oh they're ready for him to pass out so they can steal his $80 doordashed little caesar's.. or gallons of cheep alcohol..no tip.. (he tips when he 'can' trollz)
😂
“Dad can you drive me to get food and then drop me off at a park?”
when are his nails ever not filthy ?
Lol he got a junior size raspberry tea
2:03 or when your living in his basement while he takes care of every single thing required to set you up in your new place. God you must be so stressed out sitting on your hands my dark lord. Cobroro says “hello there m8”
Tough life of an alcoholic
As a Brit, him trying to do a British accent is easily one of the worst things about him. He's about as British as good weather.
@@joegardiner394 pffft hahaha I love your comment dood! 😁🤙🏼
because cobes did all of his chores this week ,
he can order one food and one drink combo for the weekend to munch on in the garden
tmdwu clint
Keep saying "none of your damned business" and you will have none of those damned donations from the dents.
its my birthday today and this is the best gift i couldve asked for
Happy birthday man
@@bencousins7311 thanks man :)
happy b day 🏁
Lord of the Bogs, Return of the King.
Lol
"That's none of your damn business." I despise an arrogant Boglim.
I never thought I'd see someone eat out a philly cheesesteak from the back like that, but TDWU
the hollow bassy clamour of the crap hes dragging around all over that table is some real ASMR TWU Yootoob
Fancy tomato sauce = Ketchup packet
30 something year old boglim has a picnic like a total badass.
I'm so proud of the boy, he finally used digress properly. He still doesn't know what it means but I'm proud none the less.
Diabeetus
The boy loves his food. All it’s going to take is a delivery driver coming across him to leak his location.
He sounds so defeated...good.
Cobra seems to have really put on the weight lately.
I wonder how long his heart can keep up with the cat food and cigarettes?
His metabogic levels are falling
He's just bulking then he's gonna cut and have a rock hard Rockstar body, trole!
“Fancy tomato sauce” - aka ketchup
my liver hurts looking at his face
Ope, guess Clint was out of the house. Time for a video.
That steak probably took some of his teeth with it
Can't wait for the troles to figure out exactly where he is based off the amount of branches and leaves the trees behind him have.
Watching him eat is the exact opposite of ASMR
👆🏼this is one of the most spot on UA-cam comments I’ve ever seen. TWU
Eating a dripping cheesesteak with rings on and using the wrapper as a napkin is WILD ☠️
This no videos for a month kinda makes me sad for him. He doesn’t have anything else In his life but UA-cam. Clint and Tanis work. He’s just sitting there all day alone….
Goth as fuck I guess 😭
A month gone and his goofy ass is still slurring, the alcoholism is here to stay🍻
.. I'd say its mainly the duster and spray painting indoors that got him.. but im no bogologist
Ahhh, you don't realize how much you miss the sound of someone slurping a sandwich. TMDWU 🤘
Cobra inspired me to go back and get my GED and I did. I would always watch him to make me feel better about being a 27 yr old dropout like cobra
I’m sure his former apartment complex name change was not at all related to the reputation he gave the place 😂
Clint definitely banned him from making video’s in the house while he’s staying there
Funny how he realizes the sandwich was over-stuffed, yet he will continue to always make them over-stuffed
It's so strange seeing him outside, he hasn't filmed out there in a long time, iirc, the last time was when he mentioned the Queen, then spit his beer all over the camera.
Must have been what Puffers experienced occasionally
I miss old cobes on his bike with that green helmet riding around Casper like a gothic bad boy from hell, talking to homeless people... and scottie. Rip
Figured out a way to eat that like an apple too. So talented.
By the dark powers of the Cobra-blessed, let me transform this 8$ cheesteak, into a 25$ sloppy mess
Things change, things stay the same
you guys are my best friends
Through rain or shine, we've always been together
The boy has been unusually quiet, I think this is his declining saga like Chris Chan's declining saga was the moment the idea guys barged in and turned him trans
I've had that feeling for a while now. The consequences of his actions are all happening in rapid succession.
The fact that he brought up his nails being dirty and proceeds to suck food juice off his nasty fingers is disgusting, I'm surprised he didn't eat what fell on the ground.
Glad to see the dirty camera make a return. TMDWU.
Im glad he left the gooncave to go get a nice healthy lunch
Does he think beet cheese will get him drunk or something? That shit is disgusting.
I would assume so. He probably thinks they make it like his recipes... with 3 bottles of beer
Dryspell Over. I'm so glad he maintained the grease layers on his camera, it's like instagram filters before instagram. The OG bad boy goth filter.
That slurping noise he does gives me nightmares.