New Year and Another Meltdown with KingCobraJFS

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  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2024
  • Live streamed on Jan 15th 2024
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  • @RealBoglimChronicles
    @RealBoglimChronicles  5 місяців тому +261

    There were a few other little moments from this stream I didn't include. When it comes to these edits from a 5+ hour stream, I aim to keep them at the 40 min mark or under. So one or two things just didn't make it in.
    This one was a doozy to get through

    • @B3AUTYKILL3R
      @B3AUTYKILL3R 5 місяців тому +53

      The fact that you scrub through hours and hours of these is more than enough. Most other creators would dole it out in shorts, you’re killing it. TWU

    • @theChrist-P
      @theChrist-P 5 місяців тому +29

      i couldnt stomach a 5+ hour stream of this, i appreciate you for these edits.

    • @beboppapadopoulos4158
      @beboppapadopoulos4158 5 місяців тому +38

      Hey man, don’t sweat it.. Your edits are easily the funniest. Adding the chat goes a long way.

    • @JasonLentz
      @JasonLentz 5 місяців тому +18

      The only thing I can think of off the top of my head was him setting down his Wendy's drink in the kitchen and then complaining that he didn't get a drink less than a minute later.

    • @Vid_Master
      @Vid_Master 5 місяців тому +14

      Honestly, you could make them longer. I listen to them while im working on projects and I like longer videos cause I dont have to keep changing to new videos

  • @curious1706
    @curious1706 5 місяців тому +737

    Siri is easily one of the top 10 best cobra trolls

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 5 місяців тому +68

      Right up their with Mr Canopener

    • @FunsizeFelicia13
      @FunsizeFelicia13 5 місяців тому +36

      Homedad Clint is way up there

    • @catfiish8125
      @catfiish8125 5 місяців тому +24

      this here is genetic mtn dew

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому

      @@benhubbell7525Hell, anything that involves any sort of dexterity.

    • @jamessunderland7435
      @jamessunderland7435 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@FunsizeFelicia13Homedad Clint is my personal favourite!

  • @nca877
    @nca877 5 місяців тому +700

    MLK was black, Cobra is going to black out in MLK to show support. Cobes is all about solidarity dood

    • @stephen2224
      @stephen2224 5 місяців тому +37

      Do u remember the blm protests blacking out their pfp in support? This takes more dedication.

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 5 місяців тому +7

      TWU

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 5 місяців тому +5

      TMDWU

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +21

      Like MLK, Cobes too has a dream... of a new phone and ending his dry spell.

    • @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash
      @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 5 місяців тому +20

      Smash racism ✊🏻✊🏿 Smash Phone 📱

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 5 місяців тому +308

    I'm so proud of Josh for sticking to his new years resolutions of not getting blackout drunk and not ordering doordash

    • @parisite99
      @parisite99 5 місяців тому +27

      He’s really cleaned up his act. A model citizen you might say.

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong 5 місяців тому +19

      I would add cutting back on drinking, but honestly not even worth mentioning. Can't even remember the last time I saw Cobes drink

    • @TDOLLA
      @TDOLLA 5 місяців тому +14

      don’t forget about controlling his temper

    • @squishysocks5517
      @squishysocks5517 5 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

    • @DJLaZyI
      @DJLaZyI 4 місяці тому +1

      new year's resolutions get easier every year you do them :^)

  • @Primesinistergaming
    @Primesinistergaming 5 місяців тому +240

    Giving him that much alcohol at once is an assassination attempt.

    • @unclesham5507
      @unclesham5507 5 місяців тому +9

      Eventually he will discover or someone will send him a nice jar of mad honey. That will be the crescendo and it will be GLORIOUS!

    • @ballsthatclank
      @ballsthatclank 5 місяців тому +12

      A case of Everclear 190 proof is in order! See if Daddy Clint can ignore his son after an episode of alcohol poisoning!

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@ballsthatclankClint will just blame us

  • @coleozaeta6344
    @coleozaeta6344 5 місяців тому +153

    This coming Valentimes is gonna be nuclear.

    • @jvcpaints
      @jvcpaints 5 місяців тому +11

      DEFCON 1 TWMDU

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +1

      hes gonna need at-least 5 handles of the cheapest vodka you can buy

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 5 місяців тому +1

      It will be glorious

    • @tabletofridge2449
      @tabletofridge2449 2 місяці тому +3

      Well it was a mess! I’m here after the Jessica valentines situation 😂

  • @DegenFakeJames
    @DegenFakeJames 5 місяців тому +677

    If cobra himself says those farts smell, you know they’re other worldly

    • @foscogrubb
      @foscogrubb 5 місяців тому +94

      Hes literally the only one forced to inhale his fumes but thinks its owning the troles to shart your pants

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 5 місяців тому +108

      Diet of canned fish. Cat food Big Macs. Mtn dew eggs. Fast food. Poop mead. Alcohol withdrawal. Those farts are probably what killed puff.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 5 місяців тому +17

      But he smells good!

    • @bravodeltamike1136
      @bravodeltamike1136 5 місяців тому +32

      Probably burnt a hole in the chair

    • @Valkyr33
      @Valkyr33 5 місяців тому +26

      That's the smell of his insides rotting lol

  • @coltonmason8290
    @coltonmason8290 5 місяців тому +213

    The fact that he truly believes that the person sending him all that vodka was doing so with good intentions is genuinely sad.

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 5 місяців тому +20

      But still funny

    • @ItsBoyRed
      @ItsBoyRed 5 місяців тому +54

      ah yes
      and the people sending him air duster just want to make sure his pc is super clean

    • @thebogsofmordor7356
      @thebogsofmordor7356 5 місяців тому +13

      @@ItsBoyRed on a tangent here, but just imagine how much duster would actually be needed to clean his electronics.

    • @Danny___Riot
      @Danny___Riot 3 місяці тому +2

      I enjoyed it lol watching him get sad drunk and regarded was totally worth it.

    • @yeehaw3792
      @yeehaw3792 3 місяці тому +8

      The people sending it are objectively worse than him

  • @xxpatrick204xx
    @xxpatrick204xx 5 місяців тому +75

    His oppositional defiance disorder has gotten so bad he won't even listen to himself

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +6

      better not brush them teeth boy

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому +3

      Pudding head at this point although I don't think there's very much pudding left either

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse Місяць тому

      @@shawnbass-ig2bv The pudding definitely has that weird wrinkly skin on it, too.

  • @thudrogers
    @thudrogers 5 місяців тому +514

    Imagine smashing your phone with metal rings on and wondering why it's broken.

    • @SOM_Archmage
      @SOM_Archmage 5 місяців тому +38

      cobra magic barrier did not come in nicely

    • @blrolz3544
      @blrolz3544 5 місяців тому +27

      With his stupid gawdy cyraxx rings lol

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 5 місяців тому +39

      Those ring aren't just a fashion accessory, they've absorbed so many nutrients from being worn during food hacks that Cobes can live off of them

    • @EricDeMilio
      @EricDeMilio 5 місяців тому +18

      Bro the screen was too weak don't trole

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus 5 місяців тому +10

      And then doing the same thing with a beer, and being equally confused by the results

  • @imwatchingvideoz
    @imwatchingvideoz 5 місяців тому +364

    Apparently every holiday is another meltdown, even the ones you don't expect.

    • @NewResistance
      @NewResistance 5 місяців тому +47

      Whenever thr Post Office closes he goes off.

    • @SHKEVE
      @SHKEVE 5 місяців тому +34

      mark your calendars, feb 23rd is president’s day.

    • @nashzahm
      @nashzahm 5 місяців тому +21

      I can't wait for what he has cooking for valentines day

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 5 місяців тому +6

      Just another MLK blackout party… He woulda wanted us to drink at home by ourself all day…

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 5 місяців тому +1

      I wonder why he can't manually put it on do not disturb. Can he just not read?

  • @25lover25
    @25lover25 5 місяців тому +193

    Props to him for narrating everything he does so that his blind viewers know

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 5 місяців тому +12

      He's accommodating for cooltaste

    • @corafett
      @corafett 5 місяців тому +18

      me personally I listen to these like podcasts lolll

    • @BrookieCookie317
      @BrookieCookie317 5 місяців тому +6

      Our inclusive king

    • @greyskywarren6028
      @greyskywarren6028 5 місяців тому +4

      Yes, but unfortunately they can't see how incredibly smart he looks when he's punching the screen like a regarded caveman!😂

    • @TheUnbidden-StellarisEndgame
      @TheUnbidden-StellarisEndgame 5 місяців тому +1

      TWU Toobz

  • @jackknife593
    @jackknife593 5 місяців тому +165

    I love when clint was like "Well why do you think he drinks?!" Implying its the trolls fault. Same reason he smokes, Clint! Just to rebel against you, and he said so himself.

    • @kriskartoon5435
      @kriskartoon5435 5 місяців тому +15

      Facts

    • @Sixfootdig
      @Sixfootdig 5 місяців тому +13

      💯 I hope somewhere inside Clint's head he knows the trolls are only a very small part of the problem

    • @deengew
      @deengew 5 місяців тому +13

      Favorite part about that was when josh responded ‘because i like it?’ snottily when Clint was charitably making an excuse for him. Dude is so bad at social interaction, no wonder none of his loser friends are around any more.

    • @lowendassassin
      @lowendassassin 5 місяців тому +3

      He’s not his little boy anymore. Just like the song

    • @JoeH-vr5kt
      @JoeH-vr5kt 5 місяців тому +4

      Clint is his biggest troll 😂

  • @Octavius_bobcat
    @Octavius_bobcat 5 місяців тому +265

    The beer exploding on him was impeccable timing.

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +21

      God trolling him hard with that timing.

    • @Shambley1
      @Shambley1 5 місяців тому +22

      As soon as he punched it I was like a kid at Christmas waiting for him to crack it.

    • @nomenclature7662
      @nomenclature7662 5 місяців тому +23

      He really shook it up and punched it for ten minutes. Then proceeded to get surprised/angry when it exploded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liamr6672
      @liamr6672 5 місяців тому +9

      Man, it's just a matter of time before he un alives himself on Livestream.

    • @leonhawkins1955
      @leonhawkins1955 5 місяців тому +2

      Lmao I wish we had time stamps

  • @GODFATHER0666
    @GODFATHER0666 5 місяців тому +145

    Incredible that he broke his phone BEFORE the four handles of vodka were door dashed to him

    • @thebogsofmordor7356
      @thebogsofmordor7356 5 місяців тому +4

      Yep. Nobody's gonna hear from him for days & days. He would be so fucked if he broke his computer on his next black out drunk stream.

    • @chapogang1312
      @chapogang1312 5 місяців тому +1

      Not handles technically lol

  • @StraightestDakregor
    @StraightestDakregor 5 місяців тому +115

    I'm not a cobraholic, I only watch him in my free time, when I'm happy, when I'm sad, during work hours, it makes me be late for meetings with my friends, my family scorns me for watching his videos at gatherings and I neglect things like my chores and hygiene to watch more. But an actual cobraholic wouldn't admit they have a problem, I'm a functional cobraholic working on it toobz

  • @bossmantyrrells1596
    @bossmantyrrells1596 5 місяців тому +136

    the fact this man can't just put his phone on silence will baffle me until the day i die

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 5 місяців тому +16

      Or put it in airplane mode 😂

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 місяців тому +8

      @@hillarybanks92 In a previous video he did put it on airplane mode but then it wouldn't connect to the internet. It seems he does not use home WiFi for the phone.

    • @fahr
      @fahr 3 місяці тому +10

      I think it's bizarre he chose one of the most obnoxious notification sounds for his phone and then gets mad when it goes off and is obnoxious

  • @heviemettle9991
    @heviemettle9991 5 місяців тому +359

    You know he punched puff like he punched his phone

    • @stephen2224
      @stephen2224 5 місяців тому +86

      He snapped that lizard in half like his crusty hat

    • @_Sadderall
      @_Sadderall 5 місяців тому +92

      puff shouldnt have acted so cute its his fault doodt

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 5 місяців тому +31

      no trolle he went the way of Lemmywinks

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @P12ooF
      @P12ooF 5 місяців тому +36

      "Lizard shouldn't have been talking shit. Thats definitely not whats up...."

  • @GrimThunder
    @GrimThunder 5 місяців тому +129

    Every time I see him do that deer in headlights look, I imagine him solving complex bogrithmatics

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 5 місяців тому +7

      That's no deer in the headlights look my friend,we might see a bit of movement...it's a "thousand yard stare" from those Manson lamps of his..lol.

    • @randomcrandom
      @randomcrandom 5 місяців тому +14

      10+15=......

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 5 місяців тому +7

      @@randomcrandom Ahh...the time the calculator got brought out for that was funny 🤣

    • @brandons5842
      @brandons5842 5 місяців тому +7

      He's sorting dialogue options in his head

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому +2

      Math, spelling and anything involving any sort of dexterity, eg can openers, plastic bags etc, and you know jorsh is going to struggle.😂

  • @wutarrwedoin
    @wutarrwedoin 5 місяців тому +62

    The cancer/aids crying breakdown was not on my bingo card.

    • @robertschak2546
      @robertschak2546 3 місяці тому +3

      I felt that tho. At least he has something resembling empathy and compassion

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs 2 місяці тому +5

      Empathy schmempathy.
      I can't imagine it's anything more than a Child having an extra Tantrum/Layer comparing his life to other's.
      - If anyone Dying or halfDead actually saw him, they Would Loathe him for *Wasting* such a life to get Boozed on camera and Neglect the Urgency of truly "Living."

    • @Spoodlewok
      @Spoodlewok 22 дні тому +1

      @@robertschak2546 it's a performative drunken expression for him to feel like he's a sympathetic celebrity. he does not cry for aids patients when he's sober with the cameras off

  • @johnnyglass821
    @johnnyglass821 5 місяців тому +48

    This vodka arc is going to be biblical

    • @theweedusama
      @theweedusama 5 місяців тому +1

      Amen toobz

    • @Larannis
      @Larannis 5 місяців тому +4

      He will use all that vodka to spike his "mead"

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H 5 місяців тому +2

      That vodka gonna be gone in 2 weeks.

  • @hpdeskjet3611
    @hpdeskjet3611 5 місяців тому +347

    It truly is wild how he's the worlds biggest ozzy fan and yet knows about 4 words of every song.

    • @Granted777
      @Granted777 5 місяців тому +29

      You do know he’s regarded, right?

    • @Britcherbrianjr
      @Britcherbrianjr 5 місяців тому +60

      He doesn’t know the lyrics to any of his own 100 songs either

    • @DBZ96587
      @DBZ96587 5 місяців тому +33

      ​@@tokeshedlmao he barely managed 7. He cited a cover and a Black Sabbath song then gave up.

    • @Curt_Kobain
      @Curt_Kobain 5 місяців тому +10

      Holy crap I watched about an hour of this loop fest. He definitely needs some mental help.

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous 5 місяців тому

      LMFAO

  • @jtdubs828
    @jtdubs828 5 місяців тому +118

    2 broken phones just since Christmas 🎄 😂

    • @Larannis
      @Larannis 5 місяців тому +13

      I love he blames every thing else after he toddler raged and broke another phone

    • @Philamosity
      @Philamosity 5 місяців тому +12

      He's such a bum dude...a selfish, delusional, regarded bum at that. It's wild

    • @jtdubs828
      @jtdubs828 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@LarannisThat poor bastard phone had its whole life ahead of it.

    • @Roy-eu1gq
      @Roy-eu1gq 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@jtdubs828 then it should have listened, didn't it? Just like puffers. He didn't listen, so cobe had to set him straight. To bad they don't make lizards as tough as they used to...

  • @spyder6423
    @spyder6423 5 місяців тому +75

    The next documentary should be Clint and Josh sitting down together watching this enjoying a beer.

    • @thebogsofmordor7356
      @thebogsofmordor7356 5 місяців тому

      A live stream family reaction from Clint's studio.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +3

      Beer? You mean a tall glass of Cookie, Butter, Jalapeno, Banana, Dorito Mead

  • @SlyPstmn
    @SlyPstmn 5 місяців тому +52

    I decided to better myself and stop drinking completely after seeing the 2023 mega melt down. Admittedly, I have found the call of the drink a bit stronger during this long month. These videos are a perfect reminder of why I need to give it up. TMDWU Boglim C.

    • @troleslayer7221
      @troleslayer7221 5 місяців тому +13

      you got this brotha, you have a whole legion of sober cobro's (and gothic fan girls) rooting for you

    • @raymondsmith9975
      @raymondsmith9975 5 місяців тому +5

      keep at it. I'm close to 2 years and I'm only better for it

    • @crystalpapers6590
      @crystalpapers6590 5 місяців тому +3

      Seeing cobes like this reminds me of how low booze brought me. We got this man, TMDWTFIU

    • @thebugonjoshschair
      @thebugonjoshschair Місяць тому

      September 19th will be 5 years since I got off the liquor and brother it only gets better, best of luck🙏🏻🐍

  • @apr2047
    @apr2047 5 місяців тому +155

    When you accidentally break your phone by repeatedly punching it

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому +9

      Oh well it is what it is toobz, maybe it shouldn't have tried being cute

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 5 місяців тому +5

      As an alcoholic, normally you'd just pee on it tmdwu

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 5 місяців тому +86

    I love how he seems angry that his phone makes "awooga" noises when that is the sound he went out of his way to pick himself for notifications. The phone is inflicting the awful sound of classic car horns on Cobra BECAUSE IT IS TRYING TO BE CUTE

  • @gilgosseyn6602
    @gilgosseyn6602 5 місяців тому +22

    Cobes sneezes/coughs/etc always come on him like it would a small puppy or an infant... he's extremely confused and traumatized each time it happens like he's never experienced it before

  • @FunsizeFelicia13
    @FunsizeFelicia13 5 місяців тому +42

    Not alcohol = troles
    Alcohol = fans
    Yeah that sounds about right for cobra logic

    • @lorenpingle5350
      @lorenpingle5350 5 місяців тому +2

      His brain is so fried from his constant need for instant gratification because “life hard, me blame trolls for everything.” Clint doomed him.

  • @thestraydog
    @thestraydog 5 місяців тому +327

    I wonder how Clint is gonna spin the story of smashing his phone to be the troles fault...

    • @jeffweber7043
      @jeffweber7043 5 місяців тому +86

      If you were bullied as much as him geez I wonder why he breaks f’n phones!! Clunt soon to be comment lol

    • @BrownEyePinch
      @BrownEyePinch 5 місяців тому +14

      Steve Jobs ghost did it

    • @SlitWristMisfit_
      @SlitWristMisfit_ 5 місяців тому +30

      He needs one of those little kid phones that has the rubber protectors permanently built in.

    • @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash
      @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 5 місяців тому +1

      And Jorsh will undermind it with his comments "no I just have a bad temper dad"

    • @iLikeMyOwnPosts
      @iLikeMyOwnPosts 5 місяців тому +11

      Isn't that a brand new phone!?!?

  • @kronictonic
    @kronictonic 5 місяців тому +102

    That phone went against the grain. Luckily he can sit there and sulk until someone gives him another one for free

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +2

      .. but he doesnt expect anyone to replace it, hes gonna buy it himself.. (with all the E-Begging money he gets at the end of the month)

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому +2

      He doesn't expect anyone to help him replace it, but its much preshiated trole

  • @Ki-ex2wu
    @Ki-ex2wu 5 місяців тому +21

    i admit i shouldn't have lost my temper but bearded dragons aren't supposed to break that easily dude

  • @BlondeMcGuinn
    @BlondeMcGuinn 5 місяців тому +20

    I dig how Josh repeatedly mentions that his fans don’t have to replace his phone. It’s so subtle. He is definitely not dropping hints.

    • @BG-yz7hh
      @BG-yz7hh 5 місяців тому +2

      Him doing it while nodding out was just the icing on top.

  • @busterscrungus9544
    @busterscrungus9544 5 місяців тому +147

    It was amazing to watch peanut head smash his phone with those big ass rings live

    • @crystalsliife
      @crystalsliife 5 місяців тому +10

      He’s acting surprised that it smashed too

    • @SuperStrik9
      @SuperStrik9 5 місяців тому +3

      Peanut head 😆

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому +8

      And of course he shoves the broken phone right up to the camera “look what happen! It broken..look” like a true regard.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +1

      ..It wasnt the 1lb Hot Topic ring.. it was the websites fault for purposely selling Jorsh an easily breakable phone

  • @AlphaKnight-hg2jq
    @AlphaKnight-hg2jq 5 місяців тому +396

    I will never understand people who would rather shout at their phone for a minute instead of just going into the menus

    • @Philamosity
      @Philamosity 5 місяців тому +26

      They do it for our enjoyment my guy....they just don't know it 😂

    • @MrJakeepoo0735
      @MrJakeepoo0735 5 місяців тому +14

      Legit my dad lol

    • @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash
      @Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 5 місяців тому +45

      He's uh regarded and drunk dood

    • @toddtherodgod1867
      @toddtherodgod1867 5 місяців тому +64

      "ciri, put in do not distoorb...."
      ...
      ...
      ...
      *AWOOOOOOOGAA*

    • @Valkyr33
      @Valkyr33 5 місяців тому +43

      Even his phone needs a helmet.

  • @Wolfie97828
    @Wolfie97828 5 місяців тому +41

    I love how it doesn’t even occur to Josh that the people knocking at his door might be his neighbours tryna tell him to stfu

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 5 місяців тому +9

      Clint should be forced to rent out the apts next to and above/below him

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +6

      His neighbours would never do that because they know about his dark magic powers and what happens to those who oppose him.

  • @dan2thek653
    @dan2thek653 5 місяців тому +33

    this stream had it all. Broken phones, rage screaming, sick vocal matching, drunk delusions and crying to end it all. This truly is the reason he is the KING OF BOGS

  • @averythehawk
    @averythehawk 5 місяців тому +118

    5 hrs in 40 minutes, praise Boglim Chronicles magic

  • @BaKaNOSensei
    @BaKaNOSensei 5 місяців тому +181

    Wears rings, punches phone numerous times, and wonders how it broke so easy. 🤦🏽Bruh! 😂

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 5 місяців тому +37

      I guess we know what happened to Puffers now.

    • @BaKaNOSensei
      @BaKaNOSensei 5 місяців тому +9

      @REfan2002 right, but also he probably made a wand outta PUFF.... 🦎RIP puff

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 5 місяців тому +10

      It is what it is toobz

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 5 місяців тому +3

      @@BaKaNOSensei
      #RipPuffers man. Gone too soon.

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse 5 місяців тому +17

      I genuinely believe he actively killed Puff in a rage fit

  • @dcd7823
    @dcd7823 5 місяців тому +97

    Definitely normal behavior for a 32 year old, and not the behavior of an absolute SICKO

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому

      Cobes is a closeted sicko, he's the biggest sicko of them all he'll just never admit it

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 3 місяці тому +2

      You realize he's not all there mentally, right?

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 3 місяці тому +5

      @@mc5967 we're all well aware of that yes lol

    • @davedeluca5353
      @davedeluca5353 3 місяці тому +3

      Just because he is a regard, doesn't give him a pass to act like a sicko, creep, so it's OK he stalked those poor girls, he never takes accountability for anything just hides behind being a regard, but gets offended when he is called one

    • @LuciferAlmighty
      @LuciferAlmighty Місяць тому

      ​@@mc5967he's still a sicko..

  • @commanderbarbie2550
    @commanderbarbie2550 5 місяців тому +70

    Ozzy will live longer then his biggest fan.

  • @Hap_Shaughessy
    @Hap_Shaughessy 5 місяців тому +21

    Like Edgar Allan poe. While i nodded, nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping on my chamber door , "tis some visitor," i muttered if it's paid for leave it at my door.

  • @ProlongedSharting
    @ProlongedSharting 5 місяців тому +23

    Shout-out to whoever spammed his phone until he broke it. Then he blames the phone and himself. Another W for our gothic bad boy 🎉

  • @theenlightenedmisterpeabod1515
    @theenlightenedmisterpeabod1515 5 місяців тому +24

    Dude has owned more phones in 4 years than I have in 10

  • @tylermartelle7041
    @tylermartelle7041 5 місяців тому +79

    Cobes: Smashes phone 38 times with a 3 lbs ring fit for a KING
    Also Cobes: These phones break too easy
    TMDWU!!!!!

    • @BrownEyePinch
      @BrownEyePinch 5 місяців тому +4

      Clinty to the rescue

    • @Rezplz
      @Rezplz 5 місяців тому +4

      TMDNWU*

    • @Modest_classy_Queen
      @Modest_classy_Queen 5 місяців тому +4

      Pls tell me what “TMDWU”means I’ve been wondering since I found this channel

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Modest_classy_Queen Welcome to the Cobraverse. Please feel free to laugh at the poop. Never touch the poop or buddy troll the poop.
      TWU: That's What's Up
      TNWU: That's Not What's Up
      TMDWU: That's Most Definitely What's Up
      TMDNWU: That's Most Definitely NOT What's Up
      TMDWIUT: That's Most Definitely What Is Up, Toobz.

    • @Modest_classy_Queen
      @Modest_classy_Queen 5 місяців тому +4

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming 😂 thank you so much for explaining that to me

  • @zambonijones350
    @zambonijones350 5 місяців тому +79

    I can't stop laughing at the "sneezes like a sneak attack" comment. How did I never notice that? There's never a build up. Just BOOM. Could you imagine sneezing all of the time without build up?

    • @dbensdrawinvids8390
      @dbensdrawinvids8390 5 місяців тому +6

      Liquor sneezes.

    • @Arahsure
      @Arahsure 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@dbensdrawinvids8390 Yup. Plus the fact he lives in filth and the dust must be unreal

    • @JoeysKat1127
      @JoeysKat1127 5 місяців тому +8

      He's allergic to behaving maturely, happens EVERY TIME.

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 5 місяців тому +2

      Looks like pseudo-bulber withdrawal type stuff…

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 5 місяців тому +1

      He is just too lazy to respond or cover his mouth.

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 5 місяців тому +18

    He was more upset about breaking his phone then Puff escaping his apartment/sat on

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 5 місяців тому +4

      He killed Puff 100%.

  • @lukeempty3386
    @lukeempty3386 5 місяців тому +16

    "The trolls, i mean the fans....whatever" closest hes gotten to the reality

  • @GoogleAids
    @GoogleAids 5 місяців тому +53

    "Great, now it won't even answer my calls"
    Not answering a call is exactly how we got here cobes

  • @NewMexico1912
    @NewMexico1912 5 місяців тому +44

    He has the dexterity of a cerebral palsy patient

    • @Necrosym13
      @Necrosym13 5 місяців тому +4

      As someone with cerebral palsy. It's an apt comparison.

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому +6

      Anything that involves dexterity, and josh has a fight on his hands, even the simple act of removing items from a paper back seems a struggle, he has to rip the bag apart in order to get at them. I still remember his epic battles with can openers and cigarette rolling machines, he never did master them.

    • @NewMexico1912
      @NewMexico1912 5 місяців тому

      @@uhtred7860 I feel it’s something that has come later in life. Most likely from all the inhalants he’s consumed, from spray paint, to duster, and whatever other cheap/free high he can find.
      Who know what kind of self inflected neurological disorders he’s creating.
      It started with “eating the burgers like an apple”, and seems to have progressed from there

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому

      @@NewMexico1912 I think its part of his regardation, like his math and spelling. He's always struggled with can openers, having said that i bet its gotten worse since he has been hitting the booze a lot worse.

    • @thebogsofmordor7356
      @thebogsofmordor7356 5 місяців тому +1

      @@uhtred7860 12.7 μm thickness plastic is Cobra's arch enemy.

  • @deathbunny3048
    @deathbunny3048 5 місяців тому +15

    Just imagine those screams echoing throughout the halls of his building non-stop at any hour of any day for any reason XD

  • @JASTHEGEWS
    @JASTHEGEWS 5 місяців тому +26

    Im startinf to get the impression that there is something wrong with this boy

  • @HalfBackCrack
    @HalfBackCrack 5 місяців тому +50

    Now that's a productive member of society.

  • @themancalledx1342
    @themancalledx1342 5 місяців тому +246

    Clunt, put your regard in an institution.

    • @MrBobchat
      @MrBobchat 5 місяців тому +45

      Clunt is at least half of why Cobes is like he is. Terrible parent

    • @jumanjijoe9198
      @jumanjijoe9198 5 місяців тому +35

      Papa Boglim will never take any responsibility for his son. He had new kids with his second wife and pretty much just hopes Cobes will dissappear.

    • @user-fr4vc9rm8r
      @user-fr4vc9rm8r 5 місяців тому +5

      Agree he needs constant and direct supervision or he will f### up!!!!!

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants 5 місяців тому +7

      @@user-fr4vc9rm8r why should clint take on that responsibility? He didn't drink when he was pregnant, at the end of the day Josh is an adult and he would have so much support from his family if he wasn't such a horrid human being.

    • @coolcobracommand
      @coolcobracommand 5 місяців тому +2

      Its Very Alarming how Obsessed with A.R. he is. She might have grounds for restraining orders. Its creepy as hell. Sicko Thoughts creep out when he drinks.

  • @darkatdawn1
    @darkatdawn1 5 місяців тому +8

    I love how he mumbles to the music and thinks that is his voice playing in the headphones.

  • @pacodibolo
    @pacodibolo 5 місяців тому +5

    "I'm so tired of LOSING MY FUCKING TEMPER!", said the child as he threw a tantrum.

  • @neildiamondcuttr
    @neildiamondcuttr 5 місяців тому +55

    If he put the wood chips down in front of his chair he wouldn’t have to get up to pee AND he’d own the trolls

  • @JonLippy1
    @JonLippy1 5 місяців тому +95

    This is exactly what MLK fought for! Respect!

  • @SumoGauntlet
    @SumoGauntlet 5 місяців тому +10

    Whenever he does that stare off in to the distance I imagine the old dial up tone is playing in his head

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому

      Thoughts are a want not a need trole

  • @nickof93
    @nickof93 5 місяців тому +37

    Sending him 4 half gallons of vodka is like sending him a tied noose. I'll surely miss his antics and profoundly bizarre content

    • @billykidman2091
      @billykidman2091 5 місяців тому +2

      Most people don't hang a rope 5 times a week for their entire 20s and going on 30's lmao.

    • @nickof93
      @nickof93 5 місяців тому +5

      @@billykidman2091 5 days a week is only a recent thing. He could never afford that prior dood

  • @Zsigmund
    @Zsigmund 5 місяців тому +42

    Cobes needs a Nokia

    • @blondshadow9451
      @blondshadow9451 5 місяців тому +11

      he'd punch it and break his hand

    • @richbaboon9345
      @richbaboon9345 5 місяців тому +4

      @@blondshadow9451his fingie was already heavily bandaged

  • @boomstickmick5652
    @boomstickmick5652 5 місяців тому +25

    I'm getting so tired of losing MY FUCKING TEMPER!!!

  • @nikebellend
    @nikebellend 5 місяців тому +8

    "I'm a lot smarter than people give Me credit for."
    Yells at Siri to turn on airplane mode, because He's too regarded to manually turn off his notification sound.

  • @justanotherthrowaway6136
    @justanotherthrowaway6136 5 місяців тому +20

    “Normally when I punch my phone it doesn’t break” - jorf

  • @exoticlegend558
    @exoticlegend558 5 місяців тому +47

    Regard blames the phone company for him smashing his phone. TMDNWU

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 5 місяців тому +1

      Iphones are very bad at taking BRUTAL BATTERINGS ya know XD
      What TRASH XD

    • @Larannis
      @Larannis 5 місяців тому

      @@deathbunny3048 yeah! How dare they make a glass screen that can't withstand some regard hitting it with his tard rage while wearing big ole dollar store rings. TWU

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 5 місяців тому

      @@Larannis We should call all the apple STORE.... in casper!!! And tell em!!!
      Neglectful design damn it!!!! XD

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 5 місяців тому +8

    His attitude did a 180 as soon as that vodka showed up.

  • @itzurreaper
    @itzurreaper 5 місяців тому +16

    when this boglim said "accidently" smashed his phone I nearly spat my coffee out LOL

  • @RyanTheRhed
    @RyanTheRhed 5 місяців тому +70

    Wears the biggest ring imaginable, *shocked that the phone breaks so "easy"*. Absolutely bonkers.

    • @T3t4nu5
      @T3t4nu5 5 місяців тому +7

      Had the nerve to blame the refurbishers for doing a poor job on it.

    • @Tomtenthemech
      @Tomtenthemech 5 місяців тому +1

      Its almost as if....the BOY is regarded

    • @baycity7854
      @baycity7854 5 місяців тому

      ABsOluTeLY iMpEcCaBLe 🤌

    • @grape_soduh
      @grape_soduh 5 місяців тому

      bros upset that his bottom of the barrel prepaid phone cant handle being punched over and over again with a heavy ass ring

  • @a2thak1981
    @a2thak1981 5 місяців тому +36

    I wonder how many times he beat puff for shitting the bed?

  • @Deadrum
    @Deadrum 5 місяців тому +9

    “Ol’ peanut head screwing up like usual’’
    I have no idea why that comment is so funny to me

    • @s.s.9805
      @s.s.9805 5 місяців тому

      It reminds me of something an old black blues guitarist would say.

  • @GoodNYou212
    @GoodNYou212 5 місяців тому +11

    I SOOOOO wish I had his addy.. I would have sent him a fisher- price phone!😂😅

  • @hedwigugla8836
    @hedwigugla8836 5 місяців тому +41

    I'm done with drinking ever, I swear, I can't stand ever being like this, not even once! I couldn't imagine doing this every single day...

    • @P12ooF
      @P12ooF 5 місяців тому +9

      Yea but no normal person is this functioning. You would be passed out. This guy drinks all day everyday and is used to it.... if you drank as much as he did you would probabaly die unless you have years of conditioning...

    • @Squanklor
      @Squanklor 5 місяців тому +8

      I think you'll be fine with a couple beers if you skip the duster and trench mouth

    • @BleuSkiddew
      @BleuSkiddew 5 місяців тому +2

      That is most definitely what is up, dood!!

    • @tylergaye5457
      @tylergaye5457 5 місяців тому +3

      You have to start out pretty regarded to drink yourself to this point. A regular person on a 10-year black out bender would still seem like a put-together, successful, genius next to Cobes.

  • @nca877
    @nca877 5 місяців тому +33

    I’m not gonna expect anyone to replace it… but if you do it’s greatly appreciated toobs

    • @Roy-eu1gq
      @Roy-eu1gq 5 місяців тому +4

      If only he cried as much about puff as he did over that phone that he smashed (just like puff)

  • @jessmartinez539
    @jessmartinez539 5 місяців тому +13

    The chapters made it feel like an episode of Frasier. Love it.

    • @bertperkins7
      @bertperkins7 5 місяців тому +1

      Nailed it. Cobra has left the building.

  • @AxleDoomrod
    @AxleDoomrod 5 місяців тому +10

    This is a true undevided chaos champion, blessed by all four gods.
    Wrath of Khorn
    Perversion of Slaanesh
    Stink of Nurgle
    Autism of Tzeentch

  • @poxylandgamesers959
    @poxylandgamesers959 5 місяців тому +41

    He really is losing all of his last smashed brain cells

    • @maltadevnull
      @maltadevnull 5 місяців тому +1

      He's the last person who should use duster and alcohol. TwU.

    • @poxylandgamesers959
      @poxylandgamesers959 5 місяців тому

      The short video he made the day after, he looked so drained and ill@@maltadevnull

    • @Roy-eu1gq
      @Roy-eu1gq 5 місяців тому +2

      Nah, he smarts enough for doster and boose, stop trooling dood

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 5 місяців тому +1

      His brain cells died a long time ago my dude there only pudding left

  • @bothatguyyoudontknow
    @bothatguyyoudontknow 5 місяців тому +21

    Nice to see he cut back on the drinking

  • @adolfolerito6744
    @adolfolerito6744 5 місяців тому +9

    *punches phone screen with metal rings multiple times and breaks it*
    “ThiS CoMpAnY ShOuLdNt MaKe PhOneS sO ChEap GODDAMNIT!!!”

  • @amoniousbt1110
    @amoniousbt1110 5 місяців тому +7

    Sends him enough vodka to od on. "Man someone really cares about me toobz."

  • @Unquestionable
    @Unquestionable 5 місяців тому +99

    I guess Clint was right, none of this is ever Josh's fault as you can clearly see the trolls sneaking into his place to break his phone and make him screech incoherently. If only we left the boy alone he would be a real go getter, out there scoring something bigger than pills he gets from Walt and Angie. But things are looking bright with Jessica clearly loving him for who he is, no way could it be yet another grift where she takes donations for a trip that will never happen.

    • @maltadevnull
      @maltadevnull 5 місяців тому +3

      I've not been keeping up, what's the deal with Walt and Angie and what kind of pills? I hope it's not benzos or he's gonna derail completely

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@maltadevnullViagra for when he creeps on LN.

    • @maltadevnull
      @maltadevnull 5 місяців тому +1

      @@NickyBlue99 🤢

    • @renn200
      @renn200 5 місяців тому +1

      Clint will rationalize it bc on one of the subs a troll takes credit for making him smash it. They posted a screenshot of all the calls they made. 🙄
      Kinda gives cobes a get out of jail free card imo
      Cobes doesn’t need any help to break phones lol. But Clint will still do some mental gymnastics to where it’s not cobes fault.

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants 5 місяців тому +1

      @@renn200 the trolls gave him the booze/money for the booze. So technically YES it is their fault. I'm autistic but even I can see that Josh needs to be in a home, I knew a girl like him, she was sweet but had she ever gotten into drugs or booze I could see her being like josh. Last time I saw her she invited me over without telling me she was in a home, very awkward.

  • @jaechillin6186
    @jaechillin6186 5 місяців тому +24

    I love how he thinks those 4 bottles were a nice gesture

  • @Unholy_Mango
    @Unholy_Mango 5 місяців тому +8

    I'm so curious what he hears when he's "singing", especially when it's literally just him making weird noise because he doesn't know the words

  • @anons000
    @anons000 5 місяців тому +19

    I cannot believe cobra still doesn’t know how to mute, put in airplane mode, or even just turn off his damn phone while he’s streaming. Literally every single thing he does has to be as regarded as possible. Even the message sound is the most annoying sound ever.

    • @Ole_CornPop
      @Ole_CornPop 5 місяців тому

      He only knows Siri, ots actually easier doing it manually. 😂

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 місяці тому

      He's needlessly stubborn about so, so many things.

  • @MrLive2die
    @MrLive2die 5 місяців тому +24

    4 bottles of vodka… are you trying to kill him?

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 5 місяців тому +10

      A mercy.

    • @imdaprophet
      @imdaprophet 5 місяців тому +9

      Hopefully live on stream too

    • @vinniebones4322
      @vinniebones4322 5 місяців тому +2

      Go out with a bang I guess; Freshman's too, a name that says, quality.

  • @daviddavidson9867
    @daviddavidson9867 5 місяців тому +41

    Never compromise on quality. If a stream needs time in the oven take as long as you need cause these videos are golden every single time.

  • @ConsciusVeritasVids
    @ConsciusVeritasVids 5 місяців тому +6

    Cobra isn't ready to fall down the conspiracy rabbit hole of why cellphone screens aren't built to take the full force of a pewter Hot Topic ring.

  • @GameWalkthroughUK
    @GameWalkthroughUK 5 місяців тому +13

    Cobra - punches phone with a metal ring multiple times and breaks the screen. Phone breaks.
    Also Cobra - “how could this happen”

  • @mroctober3657
    @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +69

    His method of fixing phones leaves a lot to be desired.

    • @Roy-eu1gq
      @Roy-eu1gq 5 місяців тому +1

      I see a new job for him. He can work at a phone fixing shop.
      Me: hi there, my phone got a bit of a broken charger stuck in it and I can't get it out.
      Josh: SURE THING BUD, THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, THATS WHATS UP. GIVE IT TO ME AND I WILL FIX IT
      Josh: SORRY DOOD, TRIED TO FIX IT BUT THEY MAKE THESE PHONES SO WEAK NOW. HAVE A GREAT DAY MY DOOD

  • @loganmyall660
    @loganmyall660 5 місяців тому +22

    I like the bit where he hits his cellphone until it breaks, hits it because it's broken, which somehow does what he wants, then hits it because the phone stopped playing music like he wanted.

  • @jn1211
    @jn1211 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm overjoyed at the fact that he broke his phone again

  • @Nomad
    @Nomad 5 місяців тому +5

    I would have been so appreciative for those nuggets.

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 5 місяців тому +1

      He really is an ungrateful grown toddler.

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 5 місяців тому +35

    I know I’ve said it before but shout outs to yourself cleaning up the audio.
    As time goes on Cobra gets quieter and visually smaller somehow slumping in that chair. Like he’s falling into a black hole hahaa!

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +3

      The chair is getting bloated from all the spilled beer.

  • @mroctober3657
    @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +16

    He did to Puff exactly what he did to that phone.

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 5 місяців тому +5

      Puff probably didn't like how Josh was handling him, so scratched or bit him. Then Josh in a drunken rage beat him to death.
      I 100% think that's what happened.

  • @ridge_runner_
    @ridge_runner_ 5 місяців тому +6

    You missed the part where he fell into his “display bottles”

  • @frankieturner8141
    @frankieturner8141 5 місяців тому +9

    Cobra def killed Puff. This is the Curse of Puff toobz

  • @mrfleasy
    @mrfleasy 5 місяців тому +49

    When him and Jessica create their homunculus, Jason Saunders, Josh is gonna beat him like that phone

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut 5 місяців тому +12

      Jessica definitely has Andrea Yates vibes. I think she'll handle the "discipline."

    • @JoeysKat1127
      @JoeysKat1127 5 місяців тому

      🙏🏻

    • @JoeysKat1127
      @JoeysKat1127 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@CNYKnifeNut I was thinking/hoping more Aileen Wurnos for Josh's "sake".

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 5 місяців тому +4

      Hypothetical Jason ran away its just what babies do toobz

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому +6

      Hope it doesn’t jump off his shoulder and run off into sub zero Wyoming.😆

  • @tacticalsoapfren4855
    @tacticalsoapfren4855 5 місяців тому +34

    I love that you're showing the pay pig members of the chat. Imagine giving anything to the boglim. TMDNWUYT

  • @hellomonstershit
    @hellomonstershit 5 місяців тому +5

    The neighbors have to hate this regard screaming and yelling all day.

  • @FirstFamilyCharger
    @FirstFamilyCharger 5 місяців тому +5

    It blows me away how patient his neighbors must be. No way I would stay out of legal trouble.

  • @Bendell87
    @Bendell87 5 місяців тому +19

    Only a BOG can lose his temper over losing his temper!