Little Caesars Massacre - Ruining Pizza 101 with KingCobraJFS
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- Uploaded on April 19th 2024. Sorry no chat highlights, he pre recorded this video with no live chat.
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Herpes is back
The little friends have returned!
TWU
Like 1/2 the us population have simplex 1 or 2
@@DasGoodSoup Joshie, it's time to log off and stop talking to the trolls. Get that herpes checked out DOOOD!
@@DasGoodSouplol
Remember to let pizza cool off on counter for 12 to 18 hours
Food must be room temperature to allow for successful cockroach breeding.
Really? Well look at me eating my food hot once it arrives, I'm such a colossal twat.
It really does make every meal taste Danker
Yeah, you DON'T want to deep throat scorching hot food!!
Make sure before you do a food hack, that you let your little squeezers cool down for approximately 12 hours! 😂
Packed his toothbrush first apparently
What makes you think he owns one?
@@rhinox3474troles are constantly door dashing him new tooth brushes
@@bostonmeadhorn4897 *It's a toiletbrush he needs at this point !*
Never unpacked it when he left home.
Hair greasier than a Little Caesars pizza, he's been so busy packing it hasn't been washed in over a week 🧐
And like that, the Conquistador bids us farewell. To the trailer folks!
If this trailer is going to be one of those buy your own trailer and rent a lot type deals, it will be unlivable in a matter of months.
@@judgecat9284trailers are disgusting
If it is a trailer, it will be easy to find.. Doordash saga continues!
Using the poop finger to dig out all the jalapeño cheese sauce at 3:44 is most definitely what's up, social mediasth.
Wth is a "poop finger" 🥴😩
@CherriCola1
What do u think it is , troll
@@CherriCola1 I dunno, what is a CherriCola1?
Wish I could unread that lol
J.Coli
Boi is looking EXTRA swollen in this one
its just winter bulk trole
He's just cultivating mass like Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, lol
That's what consuming 3x the recommended daily sodium intake in one slice of pizza will do
Looking very corpse adjacent.
I can only imagine what his blood pressure is.
that perpetual bogswamp in his throat makes him sound like a mud druid spewing incantations
The filth wizard commands all, trole
Circle of pretection on the phlegm
Cardboard in the oven, boys trying to burn down the apartment on his way out.
“Teach you ta kick ME out, troles!!”
I'll show you a bad tenant!
Shon told him to do it toobz
And then looks into the camera as if to say 'Yeah, I'm the fucking shit'
He can never just eat food the way it was meant to be eaten.
I was “watching” some of his old content and he mentioned something about his step mom let him help make a party snack (something along those lines) and she encouraged him to mix two different chips in one bowl. He must’ve been like 5 in this story. He said he felt proud that people liked his combination of chips in a bowl.
I think this was a rare moment in his early life with him feeling proud of himself. So naturally this led to him just combining things he likes. In his head, he’s transformed these singular things into something he’s created- something he can be proud of.
Like a 6 years old
@@wreckedstamps3025that’s actually really sad, but a tiny tiny bit heartwarming.
He has to mash it so he won’t hurt his boglim teeth. Might as well blend it and drink it at this point.
He’s regarded.
Duster voice coming in nicely toobs
It really fills out the bass in his voice and gives it that nice Smokey tone.
sounds like he has the worlds longest piece of snot stuck in his throat.
I wonder if he will do a drink combo or food hack on his last day on earth, but is too hot to eat so he has to wait, but sadly passes before it cools down. But I digress..
I thought maybe it was from the dental issues.
He is breathing so heavily in this one it’s alarming. Better not keel over and die year 1 into the trailer saga BOY!!
His malformed lungs are doing the best they can everyday.
Air duster is MDNWU
It's the tren
its called wearing a collar with extreme inflammation
@@monkeyintellect his glasses are also too small and squeeze his peanut shaped head
How does he spend more time painting his nails than brushing his teeth?
clean teeth arent goth though
Couldn't fit it into his hectic schedule.
You call it plaque, he calls it venom 🐍
I like how he looks into the camera like he’s some kind of a toppings baller
lol
his proudest moment ??
Ballin
"did you guys catch that" 🤣🤣
I mean my man's kind of IS a "toppings baller".. Who else you know ordering 3X BACON?!?
Gonna add some Cheetos, proceeds to use the entire bag
"What up UA-cam it's your boy kingcobra.... Facebook"
Josh is unintentionally hilarious.
Fa Tu Social media
Collecting speech impediments like Pokémon. TWU!
Gotta catch them all.
he wont do anything about till abscess put him in the hospital ..T.M.D.W.U.Y.T.
Beyond his broken mouth, more of his synapses seem to have disconnected or died: He’s literally reading the bag when he says, “We’ve got some L’Kren … four style Mexican … four cheese blenth….”
He's gonna burn that apartment building down and blame it on the trolls.
He'll blame anything on "the trolls", it's his own personal ticket to avoiding responsibility (the "autism" excuse stopped working). Even when it doesn't make sense; like him getting evicted or why he's an alcoholic (Clunt doesn't help by reinforcing that one). When he's pressed for more info on how it's the trolls' fault, he throws a hissy-fit and demands to change the topic. Eventually we'll get bored of him and the donations will dry up, it's just a gamble on whether his diet or alcohol takes him before that happens.
He's already blaming the trolls for his last eviction. We all know he was evicted for smoking and for spray painting wands indoors but that doesn't stop him from lying.
I see a lot of comments saying he will burn down the apartment cooking the pizza in cardboard. You can actually bake cardboard and paper bags to a certain temperature. I cook turkeys in a grocery store paper bag every thanksgiving.
@@kali-wolf Josh without his pay pigs is going to be insane content though
@@kevinplatt6526I love the synthetic chemicals leaking into my turkey as well. TWU
"Look at this ah fucking pizza. Thats fucking looking fucking delicious."
Not on my worst day Cobes.
I can't get high enough to make it look anywhere close to edible.
Gonna have to start calling him Puff
Puff Saunders .. the human balloon.
toppings: bacon, cheese, onions, bacon, extra bacon
Then cheese and some extra cheese on top of that 😁
And don't forget the bacon cooked in bacon grease combo! This must be the most regarded thing i've seen
You forgot about the jalapeños for the one time.
Actually trole he got the bacon free then added on bacon two more times, onion two more times, extra cheese, and jalapeños one time. He eats vegetables.
No one mentioned the garlic butter? You are not Boglim certified chefs.
Surprised he didn’t chip another tooth biting the bag open
I wonder if he will leave coordinates to his trailer for puff when he comes out of hibernation
Lmao bro already forgot about it
He'll leave a trail of Vodka soaked mango to his door
I think we all know that Puff died from having Cobes use it like a fleshlite after thinking he heard it consent and say it was of age
When is someone going to tell him that putting random shit on a pizza is not a food hack? And thank god they gave him his garlic cups this time or we'd have to listen to another garlic cup loop.
Loops are a critical part of the cobes experience
If i remember correctly they didn't give him the garlic butter cups in his last order, but i could be wrong though!
@@sebastiengoulet360idk man, seems like I vaguely remember hearing something about a garlic cup or two. Maybe he just said it in passing. 🤣
@@parisite99 🤣
But i digress
He put the fucking cardboard box into the oven
I know wtf 😂😂😂😂
The boy was just tryna get it nice and smokey
Nah it's little ceasars...hot n ready they come straight out the oven. How are you surprised? It's like the sleeve for hot pockets, the more you know
Doesn't cardboard contain formaldehyde?
@problemchild4571 thats the least of jorshs problems
His breathing gets noticeably faster the moment he starts handling the bacon. Is his body sub-consciously reacting to the bacon? Is this a Pavlovian Response?
Probably, the bacon smell foreshadowing impending tooth pain.
His body is giving him pre-hypertension to prepare him.
Bogasm
The amount of Sodium in that is immeasurable
It's enough to kill two adult elephants.
It’s not the sodium he should be worried about, it’s All the processed chemicals and seed oils.
sodium is the LEAST concern in that amalgamation of filth
Metoprolol incoming 🗣️📢
Sodium will kill you. I get its gross but that is up there in the health department. Sheesh can I have an opinion or no? Mawds. BAN Layne and randomposter pweeeze
he really put a cardboard box in the oven and thought he was slick with it
One last attempt to destroy the apartment.
You can actually do that relatively safely. The cardboard is no more flammable than the pizza crust. A lot of pizzas get cooked directly on the rack. Still might taste a little like cardboard
@@dominicdeluca6378 The fat/oil in the Cheese/Pizza would catch fire well before the Cardboard. The oven does not get hot enough to ignite cardboard.
I wonder if thats why he never showed the pizza coming out of the oven ?? bog style deception.
I tried It once years ago while high as fuck, it caught fire relatively quickly, not safe don't follow the bog example
One last gasp in the apartment and he didn't even share it with CLINT. Hes gargling like a deep one in this episode TWU
His face is expanding at an alarming rate.....
Better not need a fisheye lens BOY
liver failure
I watched a video of him from just 6 months ago, its insane how bloated he has gotten recently....
@@HRM.H WHY IS HE BLOATED EXPLAINNN i need to know what happened
@@henobani8039alcohol, sodium, drugs, oral infections... take your pick.
70 dollar toddler pizza with Nips boxing his boys apartment up while Cobes Digresses.
This is a lesson to be very careful of what women you sleep with. Better not create a boglim of your own boys.
Last time I was this early for a video our boy still had all his teeth.
Boy finally got his garlic butter TWU
god he cried forever over 50 cents he got refunded
Only the dark lord Jorb could food hack a $5 pizza into a $38 pizza. TWU
And make it infinitely worse in the process.
That pizza was never 5 dollars. That was a 30 dollar minimum pizza with an additional 20 dollars worth or shit he already had. 50 dollar pizza minimum
@@Ruestar1 He takes a bunch of stuff that are each edible on their own and combines them into a mess that even pigs wouldn't want.
@@mamaslilfatboy151 how can someone eat so much garbage and still pay a fortune for it
5 dollar pizzas don't exist anymore
You know it's a formal occasion when Milord doesn't refer to it as "Little Squeezers" even once.
It kinda made me sad. I was waiting for it.
Better not get that deposit back, BOY
He's never getting that
Clint has never gotten a deposit back..
This dude just whacks crisps on everything and calls it a food hack 😂
And cheese… as if the pizza didn’t have enough cheese.
Can't believe the cobra king's charms reached the Brits
@@lostremnanthe is 80% British 15% Scottish he is our most successful export TWU
I wander when he is going to change the oil in the hat?
transmission will blow 1st
Loukren ❤️❤️❤️ It’s not Lukraine anymore but at least he still doesn’t say it right. We still have that, boys.
Someone messaged him how to actually pronounce it and he still fucked it up.
I can't say Slava Lukraine after he mispronounces it anymore
I was pretty annoyed when he didn't mispronounce "Maraschino cherries" the other day.
*Happy 4/20 to all and to all a dank night!*
Face shaped like a perfect circle comin in nicely toobz
Gourd is turning into a pumpkin.
The boy got exhausted just from opening the cheese bag.
Bet the toasted box tasted better than that pile of goop he made
I love how hes trying to flex at least an 8 hr old pizza. TMDWU
If you look at regarded in the dictionary, there is a picture of boglim huffing duster whilst his 16 hr cold pizza heats in the oven...
It takes a real boglim to make Little Caesar’s somehow more disgusting
Quest accomplished.
King Cobra Little Caesar pizza hack, sponsored by Domino's.
@@gregofthelake Man can ruin conglomerates by just touching their products.
LC is decent. Greeks is the best tho. 💪
Its not bad when its hot.
That bag of grated cheese put up a brave fight, but the boy prevailed.
"For the free topping i chose bacon, and for the additional toppings i chose *pauses for dramatic effect* bacon 2 more times and then onions 2 more times" Jorb really is the funniest fucking man alive and i'm priviledged to witness it.
The unintentional humor is the only thing worth watching for these days.
Cheetos 4x’s, garlic butter 2x’s, cheesy jalapeño sauce 2x’s(apply with finger while licking said finger), cheese Mexican blend shredded 5x’s, bacObits whole spice jar size, AND franks red hot buffalo sauce 8capfuls. Now reheat in 350 oven, until cheese Is nicely melted… time? Good question 😂😂😂😂
Boy is going to need another trailer to store all those garlic butter cups
"The Wyoming County Department of Social Services offers protective and supportive services to all handicapped county residents 18 years of age or older who are unable to protect their own interests or provide for their basic needs and have no family, friends, or neighbors willing or able to help"....'Please contact the Wyoming Department of Social Services if you have any concerns.
I have concerns TMDWU
I have concerns that someone will cuck the content by being concerned. We need our boy to be free.
If Josh won’t accept the help there’s no point. He’s gonna do what he wants to do, and the paypigs and Clint enable it
He needs a adult group home that doesnt allow drugs or alcohol.. Its his only hope to live longer.
@@voxschair they can’t do anything, jorsh is his own person and he isn’t a harm to himself or others.
A lot of huff and puffing just to spread cheese
the obesity saga is coming in nicely i assume by 2026 cobes will be significantly heavier
Cobes is sounding extra phlegmy in this video Toobz. TWU
thats just gothic vibrato
the uranium in those wyoming mountains is turning him in to a ghoul you're just jealous of how goth that is trole
Dairy gurgle
He sounds like he's underwater.
Smacking the army coat on the smoldering rubble of the apartment building.
Screaming THE TROLLS BURNT MY PIZZA!!
Sometimes I think I go a little crazy with bacon bits on my salad. Now I see I obviously wasn't adding enough, and my salad needs to have sauce and cheese on it.
And cheetos..TMDWU
Salad 😂
The concept of Josh eating a salad seems so funny to me.
Double the onions and one time jalapenos for the one time too
cheese, yes please
Wtf?!? Is what I was screaming when he put that box in the oven! He's about as clueless as they come.
What's the issue?
@@RippDriveThe cardboard could catch fire
@@colonelmustard2211key word is COULD not will, get blocked TROLL
They didnt forget the sauce this time , its sad because last time he ordered two extra garlic sauce and they forgot even though he ordered extra TWO sauce
Boi better not be be sodium loading or be known as the sodium king
Jorsh Saunders, arch grease wizard and sodium king, slayer of trolls and devourer of food hacks
Joking aside, as I've said before, it's kinda impressive he's not much, much sicker the way he's been living.
I wonder what the yearly DoorDash bill actually looks like.
Omfg now I’m so curious too.
Groceries and bills covered, fortnightly flights for NAL plus leftover cash to learn to drive and keep a low tier vehicle running. Potentially a basic gym membership at the end depending on your financial skill level, what’s up with that TOOBS
Clint would know. He is tasked with doing the bog's tax every year. Every meal above 15 dollar can be deducted, but i doubt josh and clint know that
Why doesn't he just dip the pizza in the sauce😂😂
We Need a IRS Audit ?
Is "I'm here for it" the new "let's go!"? Regardless, I fucking hate it.
Cobes be lookin extra oily lately. MF glistenin', greasy in preparation for becoming a trailer park bog
GREEEAAEAAEAAAEAAASSSY
The heavy breathing the whole time.
Bog pizza Bog pizza
That translates to Book 🍕.
Remember Josh......now, with pizza....less IS more.
Apparently not with his brain cells 🤣
Food hack blasphemy
this is how other countries think Americans eat
“Don’t worry, cardboard isn’t flammable when baptized in grease by a regard.”- Clint Saumperz
Holy shit. That bag says “Lucerne”. He pronounced that “La Cren”. The boy is getting more and more regarded as the years wear on.
FNG spotted.
He used to pronounce it Lukraine. I miss that. He's also stopped calling Sargento Serenghetto.
Why does the ass ruin EVERYTHING he ingests? And its clearly shortening his life quickly judging by his breathing. My step dad weighs about 350 to 400 and he doesnt breath like Cobes from just cooking.
EDIT - Forgot about the duster.
All the opioids and duster rips killing our beloved regarded boglim everyday 😢
..duster, scabies, scurvy, trench mouth, abscessed teeth, herpies, gangrene, trench foot, trench mouth.. our boy is like Mr.Burns, he has EVERYTHING, its just all too busy fighting inside his body to take him out yet
The most interesting thing about this is seeing an avocado green stove in his kitchen. I didn’t know that color still existed.
Thats the same stove the Apollo Astronauts used!
Duster lung FTW. Also, I don’t think putting flammable cardboard in a hot oven is recommended….
It took me almost 5 mins for me to realize he was about to put the entire box in the oven.
These need to stop being called food hacks
I can't think of anything more disgusting than buying a custom Little Caesars pizza, then customizing it more after letting it sit out on a bug infested counter for 8 hours.
wtf 🤮 his stomach is either shredded or made of indestructible stainless steel
He ate sushi that had been sitting on the counter for 24+ hours when NAL was there. It was from his birthday. Even she was freaked out by it.
@@Ichthys42 ya I remember that too, I just have a weak stomach so I guess I just see myself eating it and probably would literally die from the shit he eats…
The stomach of a billy goat
colon cancer is a thing, just sayn toobz
Really stoked to see the bulk going well. Cobes is gonna be a unit pretty soon TWU
3:44 - Almost certainly how he treats his girl.
Lmao
Better not be uploading right when I'm about to fall asleep BOY
I’m just glad that top lid stayed safe with cobes.❤
Assuming Casper prices are the same as my area and that Jord Doordashed everything without dashpass: this food hack cost $54.48.
Alternatively, he could have doordashed an 18oz bone-in ribeye with sides from Outback for about $8-10 less. Jord's spending still never ceases to amaze me.
He's been fighting Scurvy for decades now.. most pirates succumb within a few months.. how he's lived this long without fruits or vegetables is mind..... boggling
@ 1:05: That hellhound barking outside was summoned by the satanic whistling of Cobra's broken tooth.
Sounding like a highly regarded Don Corleone.
That extra cheese with everything he eats is starting to show. If your head is so big and swollen, it's time to stop eating pizza and drinking hard liquor with and in-between every meal dude. TMDWU, dood!
Like he'll listen to this advice. Cobra truly believes he's gonna live to see 80 or even 60 going the way he is.
Cheap liquor and sodium.
His supporters are the ones k1lling him early. If he had to live on his own money supply things would be way different. He would probably get a job at that point.
I feel like his apartment is going to be one of those places people go to akin to abandoned hospitals, but I digress.
Rip Saranghetto, but at least we still have Lukren.
Absolutely zero concept of moderation in any part of his life. Like honestly this "food hack" is fairly tame for him and probably isnt even half bad, but he just loads it up with so much shit it's just gonna be a pile of mush that he's maybe gonna eat one or two pieces of and throw in the trash. Triple bacon, double cheese, double onion with jalapeño is insane
You can tell between where he started and now he's on the verge of dementia. He doesn't sound good at all.
yeah and he just turned 33.. less than 5yrs ago his videos were way more clear/coherent.. but now hes got the mind of a 83 yr old hobo that huffed duster for 70yrs
Alcoholics do get dementia at an early age, I've seen it myself
That boy ain’t right 😂
Packing boxes is coming nicely
Bro is the only person I know who can create a $50 pizza at the cheapest pizza joint on earth.
What’s with all the “cooling off” lately, are his teeth that bad he can only eat stone cold food
Clint is such a good father. Look at his boy not being able to eat normal food because he can’t brush his teeth :)
It’s because he lost his puff that he hasn’t been able to go to the Dentist 🦷🪥 .Troll until Puff comes back, He’s not gonna go to get his teeth fixed. 😂😂😂
@@Blappyboopso Clint is supposed to go to his apartment twice a day to make sure his 33 year old son is brushing his teeth?
@@gilmourdimegates not my fault Clint couldn’t discipline his son correctly
@@Blappyboop no skin off my shoes.
60$ pizza must be at room temperature with a side of bugs just to be perfect for a bogilum. And no it's 🚫 a "Food Hack" , inmates do real food hacks.
That pizza was a mess from the getgo. He just throws all his favorite food together into one thing like a child. Remind me of that scene in elf when Buddie put syrup on Spaghetti but cobes would actually try it and like it. Amazing.
30 seconds in …. Neurological issues coming in nicely YT TWU 😂
Worst pizza chain: little ceasars..worst hot sauce: Frank's red hot..worst chips: jalapeno cheetos..it could be worse, he could have herpes..
😶
Nah sthu about jalapeno cheetos they poppin
Facts! Worst of the worst
He did spend some time recently with NAL, and she definitely has the herp.
Spent the trailer depoist on this…..better not let it sit on the counter for two days boi
He put the fucking box in the oven no wonder he is kicked out
Goes live for thousands of viewers / Refuses to clear throat for first 10 sentences
The two time regard champion
"I'm in the process of getting shit packed up" cue Warlord!
If you ever see me take that long to open a bag of, anything really, I give you permission to "send me to a better place"
"im going to take this inedible mess and make it more inedible for social media"
Ahoy, apartment pirate!