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  • Live streamed on March 25th 2024
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  • @jason.larsenthedanishgreek1226
    @jason.larsenthedanishgreek1226 3 місяці тому +1402

    Shes crying*
    Cobra: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP UA-cam WE GOT A DRINK COMBO...!!!!

    • @Rezplz
      @Rezplz 3 місяці тому +50

      13:55

    • @paintorian2064
      @paintorian2064 3 місяці тому +74

      The only love our Cobes has is alcohol. Not an alcoholic tho youtoooob!

    • @turdfergusoniii9298
      @turdfergusoniii9298 3 місяці тому +38

      He should have held his glass under her face to collect the tears

    • @ZachCarr1991
      @ZachCarr1991 3 місяці тому +39

      ​@@turdfergusoniii9298AND THIS ONE I CALL COBRA'S TEARS, BUSCH PEACH LITE AND HAGRAVEN TEARS. TMDWU

    • @Ner0mancer
      @Ner0mancer 3 місяці тому +11

      Such an empathic boyfriend!

  • @chasemiller3712
    @chasemiller3712 3 місяці тому +1499

    "I'm ugly"
    "I'm useless"
    "I'm unstable"
    We know, Jessica. We know. Shut up.

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому +91

      she really never stops takling/screaming/ranting

    • @JustinP
      @JustinP 3 місяці тому +63

      She looks 30 and 60 at the same time.

    • @jesseissorude
      @jesseissorude 3 місяці тому +97

      What do you do with someone who engages in negative self-talk... but all of it is objectively true?
      Seriously though, I'm worried she's gonna use all this "no one should love me, I can never get a boyfriend" shit to trap Cobes into feeling like she's impossible to break up with.
      All her cleaning, sex, and all her talking about how she's doomed to never have a boyfriend... it's all designed to emotionally manipulate Jawshie into being incapable of leaving her because of guilt.

    • @Renee2day598
      @Renee2day598 3 місяці тому

      ​​​@@jesseissorudeAbsolutely agree! 👍🏻
      A normal, sane person would kick her ass out!
      Edit: Clint won't let Josh lose his apt. & if she pushes Josh enough, I believe he will end it before losing his apartment - People need to stop giving her money - she has it all linked & updated in her community tab for when her channel can be YT monitized in April 😂😂

    • @nikosantos1172
      @nikosantos1172 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@jesseissorude We know 😂

  • @CorpusCacus
    @CorpusCacus 3 місяці тому +251

    I love how Josh is too oblivious to Jessica's manipulation to fall for it. She's playing checkers, and he's playing go fish.

  • @stevensquiward1197
    @stevensquiward1197 3 місяці тому +202

    Josh laughing at family guy is probably the best part of this whole video

  • @clownindan
    @clownindan 3 місяці тому +489

    Her having a meltdown while he screams, "wtf is up youtube!" Is comedy gold.

    • @Nukiger
      @Nukiger 3 місяці тому +14

      Yes !!!! “I don’t wanna leave my😢” “WHAT UP UA-cam!”

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 3 місяці тому +6

      Ryan Gosling moment

    • @madalice4710
      @madalice4710 3 місяці тому +6

      I lost it 🤣🤣

    • @bobbyblanco2238
      @bobbyblanco2238 3 місяці тому +1

      TWU

    • @electravance
      @electravance 2 місяці тому

      *huffs duster on the floor*

  • @Sheahova
    @Sheahova 3 місяці тому +797

    shes only cleaning cause she needs a reason to look for buried treasure

    • @MrDoodle257
      @MrDoodle257 3 місяці тому +80

      She’s trying to win Clint over in hopes he’ll let her stay

    • @maxmaxmaxmax647
      @maxmaxmaxmax647 3 місяці тому +9

      TMDWU

    • @gandalf2313
      @gandalf2313 3 місяці тому +42

      Incoherent Jorb: *slurs* Therz treasure buried afoot! arrrrr mateyzz
      Sheboglim: Treasure where??
      👁️ 👄 👁️
      Cobra: Treasure Island 🥴
      …. where’s that? Island? Kitchen Island?

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 3 місяці тому +75

      Tweakers go on mad cleaning binges for hours at a time.

    • @mountainclawoutdoors
      @mountainclawoutdoors 3 місяці тому +4

      Oh yeah 🤔
      That is a good reason to look

  • @PanthersJDub
    @PanthersJDub 3 місяці тому +276

    His mental disability and her mental instability is a dangerous combo.

  • @nukathecat4319
    @nukathecat4319 3 місяці тому +103

    At least we've seen some rare angles of his apartment 😅

  • @Wickeddumb
    @Wickeddumb 3 місяці тому +951

    i lost it when nal started crying about stayin and josh just kept makin his drink combo.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 3 місяці тому +127

      The combo of drinks is more important than the tears of a crone

    • @jaydwy8069
      @jaydwy8069 3 місяці тому +54

      So that's why shes been tryin to guilt trip the boy?

    • @zigorro3478
      @zigorro3478 3 місяці тому +42

      Actually hilarious lmao

    • @NoWittyNameDevised
      @NoWittyNameDevised 3 місяці тому +66

      The comedic timing of that joyous manbaby shout was brilliant.

    • @CreatorArchive
      @CreatorArchive 3 місяці тому +135

      "I dont wanna leave, Josh"
      "What the fuck is up youtoooobb"

  • @arbyscurlyfries9490
    @arbyscurlyfries9490 3 місяці тому +1143

    She is the most annoying person ever.

    • @froggythekid8955
      @froggythekid8955 3 місяці тому +8

      😂

    • @bettybuttcheeks
      @bettybuttcheeks 3 місяці тому +38

      "person"

    • @TheDonWallzie
      @TheDonWallzie 3 місяці тому +38

      She’s a whole bunch of people, bro lol

    • @derBenIsPlaying
      @derBenIsPlaying 3 місяці тому +26

      I'm confused who the other guy is, I'm not deep enough into this, but he's sober and somewhat reasonable??? Did they kidnap a person to act as their guardian?

    • @JustDatBoi
      @JustDatBoi 3 місяці тому +30

      @@derBenIsPlayinghe’s a neighbor who is pretty normal in comparison. Think he’s just bored and lonely.

  • @andrewsmith1204
    @andrewsmith1204 3 місяці тому +153

    She is so wanting of attention and Cobes is so legitimately uncaring that it makes this wonderful human stalemate.

    • @realspaceghost
      @realspaceghost 3 місяці тому +9

      well put. both useless in their own special ways

    • @WilliamBrinkley45
      @WilliamBrinkley45 2 місяці тому +7

      He tried to give her attention in the beginning 1:30-2:15 but then she basically told him to leave her alone like he was distracting her.

  • @spiceycustard3024
    @spiceycustard3024 3 місяці тому +238

    Josh laughing at Family guy and shouting "Shut up Meg!" Proves that he is the audience they market towards

    • @terminallydrunk1900
      @terminallydrunk1900 3 місяці тому +19

      Lol yea the first few seasons where funny when younger but now doesn't interest me at all.

    • @janie7195
      @janie7195 3 місяці тому +7

      Bobs burgers is for the real ones and family guy is so bitter about that

    • @jasonvoorhees5640
      @jasonvoorhees5640 3 місяці тому +1

      @@janie7195
      wym bitter?

    • @AyeThatsHandsomePete
      @AyeThatsHandsomePete 3 місяці тому +14

      @@janie7195that show sucks too.

    • @VladmirPoopN
      @VladmirPoopN 2 місяці тому +4

      Family Guy used to be decent satire mixed with fart jokes - and then it just turned into the latter

  • @AurelianPainting
    @AurelianPainting 3 місяці тому +479

    as much as we hate jessica you have to give credit where credit is due, the boglim kitchen has probably never been this clean before and probably never will be again

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 3 місяці тому +23

      Where's her respect 🤪💊

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 3 місяці тому +20

      A bit like how Puff's terrarium was as clean as it was every going to be immediately when Josh got it, and even then it was still a mess.

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 3 місяці тому +5

      The floor was still filthy

    • @donjuanmckenzie4897
      @donjuanmckenzie4897 3 місяці тому +11

      Woman's work

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 місяці тому +16

      true, but the rest of the apt is full of her germs cuz she keeps coughing and hacking all over the place

  • @boxelderinitiative3897
    @boxelderinitiative3897 3 місяці тому +324

    Seeing how much they disgust and confuse each other is like some sort of old timey parable

    • @SuperMegaWoofer3000
      @SuperMegaWoofer3000 3 місяці тому +60

      The Bog & The Hag.

    • @somecookie7817
      @somecookie7817 3 місяці тому +4

      @@SuperMegaWoofer3000😂😂

    • @IchiEyes
      @IchiEyes 3 місяці тому +16

      Maybe that's why it makes me so uncomfortable to watch, they really do just confuse each other constantly

    • @boxelderinitiative3897
      @boxelderinitiative3897 3 місяці тому +20

      @@IchiEyes She definitely has never dealt with someone with autism. When he tried to comfort hernd she stone walled him, watching him standing there uncomfortably was wild.

    • @intoTheCosmos_
      @intoTheCosmos_ 3 місяці тому

      LMAO

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ 3 місяці тому +47

    Cobra laughing like a toddler while watching cartoons is really something else

  • @gormorus196
    @gormorus196 3 місяці тому +79

    I wish I could enjoy anything as much as josh enjoyed whatever the fuck he was watching

    • @brandonforster3719
      @brandonforster3719 3 місяці тому +20

      Family Guy

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 Місяць тому +2

      cackling at an episode of FG he has probably seen 10 times like Lil Kevin from Always Sunny. "You like this movie??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    • @rileysummers9757
      @rileysummers9757 17 днів тому

      @@robsop9512 LITERALLY

  • @lowendassassin
    @lowendassassin 3 місяці тому +493

    Imagine the look on the chair bugs faces when they saw her cleaning. She ruined their garden.

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 3 місяці тому +37

      How are they supposed to find the six-year-old Bogrito that Josh clearly didn’t finish….now that she’s vacuuming shit up. I say we go on strike.🐞🐛🐜🪳

    • @chadlucier
      @chadlucier 3 місяці тому +10

      There is a deffinet 'fly on the wall' vibe to these videos.

    • @jamesshepherd5805
      @jamesshepherd5805 3 місяці тому

      😂

    • @stankzilla8393
      @stankzilla8393 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@EmoBunny69 he's letting it cool off Trole cobes doesn't wanna burn his mouth

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 3 місяці тому

      😮

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 3 місяці тому +665

    She is so insufferablely insecure. She is one of the last people that should be on the internet. You could legit just call her "stinky" and itll bother her for months.

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 3 місяці тому +31

      Stinky

    • @robinok3
      @robinok3 3 місяці тому +14

      Literally the best way of putting it

    • @hahaimstinky
      @hahaimstinky 3 місяці тому +24

      Hey >:(

    • @anabella4166
      @anabella4166 3 місяці тому +31

      That’s why she has the longest block list in history Lol.. I got blocked just for asking what day she’s leaving. She can’t handle ANYTHING that’s said to her.

    • @mercster
      @mercster 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah leaving her alone in there... who knows what she's capable of. Common sense fail.

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes 3 місяці тому +84

    13:24 Josh laughing like the Joker
    Nal: crying, "I dont wanna leave him"
    Josh: "Wtf is up youtube, we got ourselves a drink combo!" TMDWU 😂

    • @iamstillsavanna
      @iamstillsavanna 3 місяці тому +14

      lmao i really thought this had to be a fake dialogue but just heard it and died

  • @illygotbeats
    @illygotbeats 3 місяці тому +61

    Her and the car is straight mind blowing....and the idea of her barreling down the highway in a 2,000 pound weapon is even more mind blowing

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 3 місяці тому +13

      Can you imagine offering to lend her your car?

    • @BigbuddhaBuddy
      @BigbuddhaBuddy 3 місяці тому +5

      @@iunnox666they’re probably banging tbh

    • @anthony6929
      @anthony6929 3 місяці тому +1

      He let's her use his car and she is like yeah obviously you're supposed to let me drive your vehicle and I'm gonna treat it like it's mine

  • @doodleydoo2369
    @doodleydoo2369 3 місяці тому +390

    Man, his Mom is really mean

  • @DogFish-NZ
    @DogFish-NZ 3 місяці тому +461

    tropical redbull gives you arm wiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngs 🦇

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому

      the active ingredient is Dark Magick. well, that and a zillion MGs of Adderall......

    • @DidObamaCare
      @DidObamaCare 3 місяці тому +16

      This is the winner of the comments for me

    • @Imslime_
      @Imslime_ 3 місяці тому +6

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahwhahahahahahahaha

    • @IncorrigibleBigotry
      @IncorrigibleBigotry 3 місяці тому +2

      Comment of the year right here.

    • @tommyboy2607
      @tommyboy2607 3 місяці тому +8

      Joshy's bat winged armed girlfriend is so goth.

  • @VinnieDaidoneGuitar
    @VinnieDaidoneGuitar 3 місяці тому +46

    For real, though- at 13 mins or so, when she starts getting upset and crying while Josh and Aaron are talking in the other room, that was 100 percent a test to see if hed "pick her over his friend" and of course, he doesnt notice a thing and jumps into a drink combo. LOL. This stuff is fascinating.

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge 3 місяці тому +68

    Absolutely Mind-Bogliming how she scolded the dude for mentioning Xannies, then proceeds to huff duster, unmuted, moments later...
    TMDWU

  • @JasonT-xp3kh
    @JasonT-xp3kh 3 місяці тому +543

    I love how jorsh passes every shit test she throws at him simply because he's too regarded. He doesn't even realize it.
    Hahaha.

    • @DeepFriedHallelujah
      @DeepFriedHallelujah 3 місяці тому +162

      The bog changes for no one. Tism is doing him a huge solid right now.

    • @destroyazoid2060
      @destroyazoid2060 3 місяці тому +69

      Anyone who has been on the internet for this long should know by now. Autism is FUCKING unstoppable.
      This is coming from someone with autism.

    • @cougarjoanismuaythai3504
      @cougarjoanismuaythai3504 3 місяці тому +60

      Josh is way too highly regarded to fall to such lowly tactics.
      His bellowing laughter while she cleans is a clear indication of his comfort

    • @BrianBarrettWilson
      @BrianBarrettWilson 3 місяці тому +11

      @@destroyazoid2060 based

    • @ArmyOfDorkness913
      @ArmyOfDorkness913 3 місяці тому +42

      ​@@destroyazoid2060 absolute facts. You can't hurt me if I don't even notice you're trying, and you can't make me care if it doesn't make sense

  • @aeishamg871
    @aeishamg871 3 місяці тому +553

    That hacking and gagging…SPITTER!

    • @DineroDan
      @DineroDan 3 місяці тому +44

      She’s so L4D2

    • @rjayyyy9623
      @rjayyyy9623 3 місяці тому +11

      Yes! 😂
      I've mentioned the Spitter in reference to her a few times now.

    • @rjayyyy9623
      @rjayyyy9623 3 місяці тому +24

      She's got the body type too 😂

    • @Leo_Sneedinsky
      @Leo_Sneedinsky 3 місяці тому +10

      we are the real monsters

    • @DineroDan
      @DineroDan 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Leo_Sneedinsky 😂😂😂😂

  • @FreidPickles
    @FreidPickles 3 місяці тому +31

    She cant get to him. Josh only cares about himself. Theres no guilt tripping the bog.

    • @papalegba6796
      @papalegba6796 3 місяці тому +2

      Correct.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 3 місяці тому +3

      It is pretty fascinating. Unstoppable force, immovable object etc etc

    • @NoMusicTheory
      @NoMusicTheory 3 місяці тому +2

      @@matthiasthulman4058one could even say, based.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 3 місяці тому

      @@NoMusicTheory I secretly hope he actually knows what he's doing when he straight ignores her, like when she's crying on the floor and he starts a Drink Combo.
      It's the most Chad thing he's done thus far

    • @Dismem
      @Dismem 2 місяці тому

      ​@@NoMusicTheorygay

  • @HesGotaGun505
    @HesGotaGun505 3 місяці тому +471

    Jessica thinks about that MONEY more than Dutch van der Linde.

    • @Blackness101
      @Blackness101 3 місяці тому +76

      SHE HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN

    • @drabulusdael9329
      @drabulusdael9329 3 місяці тому +57

      we’ll go to Tahiti Joshy!!! just one more lottery ticket!!!

    • @LostSox
      @LostSox 3 місяці тому +23

      She has a case of lumbago too.

    • @brandons5842
      @brandons5842 3 місяці тому +20

      I think I saw Jessica's npc wandering around Van Horn...

    • @BeardedBruh
      @BeardedBruh 3 місяці тому +1

      Well duh! She doesn't even know who that is! 😐

  • @Bob-kk2vg
    @Bob-kk2vg 3 місяці тому +382

    She looks like she’s perpetually experiencing a 4g maneuver in a fighter jet…. And when is Josh gunna figure out she’s in love with his attention and he’s merely a means to an end.

    • @mikemike0000
      @mikemike0000 3 місяці тому +26

      That's exactly what it is! She looks like she's always on the verge of losing consciousness, then snapping right back to it! 😂

    • @anabella4166
      @anabella4166 3 місяці тому +16

      LMAOOOO this is the BEST way I’ve ever seen anyone describe her mannerisms Omg💀😭😭😭

    • @danielescobar7618
      @danielescobar7618 3 місяці тому +4

      Bro ... Wikipedia has a good list of all the top burn centers in North America and this needs to be added.

    • @ayn2604
      @ayn2604 3 місяці тому +2

      this is perfect

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 місяці тому +2

      That is incredibly accurate dude

  • @jackknowlton2399
    @jackknowlton2399 3 місяці тому +17

    Josh watching family guy and absolutely dying laughing really warms my heart. A bright, funny, almost childlike moment amidst the constant annoyance and misery 😢

  • @lilsadb0i
    @lilsadb0i 3 місяці тому +24

    "Did I do a good job or am I a stupid bitch?" They aren't mutually exclusive Methica..

  • @hinglemccringleberry76
    @hinglemccringleberry76 3 місяці тому +291

    Imagine leaving this wildebeest in your apartment unsupervised

    • @ethanmichael17
      @ethanmichael17 3 місяці тому +10

      Well I mean.... how else will she find the money?

    • @boogerf3679
      @boogerf3679 3 місяці тому +8

      Imagine leaving jrosh unsupervised?

    • @rightmadmod9416
      @rightmadmod9416 3 місяці тому +5

      Wildebeast is about right

    • @ArmyOfDorkness913
      @ArmyOfDorkness913 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@boogerf3679meh he'd just build a little nest for himself out of garbage and old scraps of carpet.

    • @your_uncle_barry_6700
      @your_uncle_barry_6700 3 місяці тому +1

      That's one hell of an insult to wildebeest

  • @NickVanse
    @NickVanse 3 місяці тому +319

    I love her little velociraptor arms, they pair well with the boys little corgi legs

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому +52

      and how is it that she simultaneously has no chin and 3 chins? it's really something

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 3 місяці тому +31

      Jason Saunders is going to be born with stumps for limbs

    • @High3rThanNASA
      @High3rThanNASA 3 місяці тому +5

      More like pterodactyl wings.

    • @mysonner4913
      @mysonner4913 3 місяці тому

      Velociraptor arms !! Brilliant 👍🏻

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 місяці тому +2

      Their child will be one strange creature.

  • @AirJordansDetroit
    @AirJordansDetroit 3 місяці тому +18

    Saying "I'm ugly" 4000 times desperately needing the bog lord to chime in from the bug chair " you're not ugly, fuck em"

  • @bullock4211
    @bullock4211 3 місяці тому +5

    That È & J brandy that's so "exquisite" is about as bottom shelf liquor as it gets

  • @Gihaal
    @Gihaal 3 місяці тому +257

    She looks like some creature from the Witcher that attacks you in the swamps

    • @NoxiousButtSpray
      @NoxiousButtSpray 3 місяці тому +34

      my meadshake brings all the bogs to the swamp

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 3 місяці тому +13

      Looking like the stryga from the TV show

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi 3 місяці тому +9

      @@squaredcircle1111🎶🎵his food hacks is better than yours🎶🎵

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 3 місяці тому

      ​@squaredcircle1111this has you??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • @MrDeLasCasas
      @MrDeLasCasas 3 місяці тому +6

      boghag

  • @jmontanez713
    @jmontanez713 3 місяці тому +250

    I like how the boglim is immune to the manipulation tactics, so she starts doing it to the neighbor.

    • @grimmy7937
      @grimmy7937 3 місяці тому +47

      It's the spell of protection dood twu

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому +59

      totally. his lack of awareness/understanding is helping him on this one

    • @michaeljohnston4459
      @michaeljohnston4459 3 місяці тому +18

      He's going to give her his car I can't believe it.

    • @every.single.time.2668
      @every.single.time.2668 3 місяці тому +18

      @@michaeljohnston4459 Calling it now. That's the fella she'll go running to when the inevitable happens between her and Josh.
      Guy setting up the "Jessica cheated with my neighbour!" saga in real time.

    • @heepispeepis
      @heepispeepis 3 місяці тому

      @@every.single.time.2668well if you heard the guy he was telling her “I don’t have many friends in Casper… so I consider you a friend Jessica”

  • @demosuche
    @demosuche 3 місяці тому +27

    don't let that psycho use your car

  • @BengalW
    @BengalW 3 місяці тому +90

    Crazy that he let's her call him Joshie. It's the most condescending way to talk to a regarded person named Josh.

    • @electrobixx
      @electrobixx 3 місяці тому +6

      "Cobra got yummies" - KingcobraJFS 03/25/2024

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 3 місяці тому +6

      She increasingly mocks him too

    • @BengalW
      @BengalW 3 місяці тому +3

      @@MikeTheD and she's huffing all his duster smh

  • @drabulusdael9329
    @drabulusdael9329 3 місяці тому +257

    she acts like a teenage girl fishing for compliments. she’s got the mind of a teenager, and the build of a russian grandmother. real keeper there, Joshy

    • @Qs_Internet_Cafe
      @Qs_Internet_Cafe 3 місяці тому +43

      At least a Babushka can make good Vodka and cook a decent meal !

    • @SammehMarley
      @SammehMarley 3 місяці тому +27

      this is a shockingly accurate comparison lmao

    • @greensheen8759
      @greensheen8759 3 місяці тому +33

      Don't do babushkas dirty like that

    • @sheikah55
      @sheikah55 3 місяці тому +12

      Works well with the Vietnam vet that has the mind of a 12 year old.

    • @lifeisace
      @lifeisace 3 місяці тому +5

      Russian grandmother 😅😅

  • @weenus3160
    @weenus3160 3 місяці тому +179

    I love how hard he laughs at the tv...hes just living his best life while she has a pity party.

    • @heepispeepis
      @heepispeepis 3 місяці тому +9

      It would drive me so crazy lmaoo

    • @bertperkins7
      @bertperkins7 3 місяці тому +9

      I was dying

    • @BaronStVon
      @BaronStVon 3 місяці тому +12

      He laughs so loud to it too. It's like shouting laughter

  • @donniedarko4497
    @donniedarko4497 3 місяці тому +43

    The opening scene with the dishes is honestly such a sweet moment. I think all of us guys has been in that situation when our lady is getting upset over seemingly trivial things and all she really needs is for us to come in and give her a hug to make it all better.
    Then he goes out of his way to do something he knew would amuse her , by eating the days old sushi. The Boy actually knows how to make a woman happy if he wants to!

    • @sourgummiez
      @sourgummiez 2 місяці тому +3

      Dude for real. I ended a relationship this week with a guy who would do shit for me, and I'm embarrassed to say I'm watching the things jawshie does and says and the stuff he sends her and he actually tries to make her happy and I'm impressed lol

    • @donniedarko4497
      @donniedarko4497 2 місяці тому

      @@sourgummiez yeah, sorry to hear that. Buuuuut.... I'm single! So Whurt neow 😉

    • @user-iu2jh2sy5g
      @user-iu2jh2sy5g Місяць тому +2

      @@donniedarko4497you must be a relation of cobra, she would be blessed be with a guy like you

    • @donniedarko4497
      @donniedarko4497 Місяць тому

      I love how I have exactly 43 likes 😆 gues I should take a hint LMAO

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon 3 місяці тому +7

    It's SO HILARIOUS how this dude always has the best unintentional comedy timings. Jessica crying and getting on the ground and the SECOND this happens you hear him scream "WHAT THE F IS UP UA-cam WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO", I honestly cried laughing at this

    • @need2burn
      @need2burn 2 місяці тому +1

      The other day her chat heard her air duster or something in the tub for hours and there was a 45 minute gap where she didn't say anything and her chat was legitimately concerned that she was dead and Cobes busts in to dump promo links into chat for his soap!

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 3 місяці тому +135

    House of 1000 Drink Combos

  • @Ian-Omega
    @Ian-Omega 3 місяці тому +229

    Josh is laughing like Lil Kevin watching cartoons with sweet Dee.

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому +23

      "HAHAHAHA - you like this movie??"

    • @candideoptimism8775
      @candideoptimism8775 3 місяці тому +5

      gothic dee?

    • @booognish
      @booognish 3 місяці тому +15

      Omg I knew that reminded me of something lololol.

    • @triggytiggy740
      @triggytiggy740 3 місяці тому +12

      It's even more ironic given Jorb's past proclivities for rapping

    • @monsters_are_human
      @monsters_are_human 3 місяці тому +12

      This comment is underrated 😂. I love It's Always Sunny.

  • @ARYouTube79
    @ARYouTube79 3 місяці тому +32

    Josh is having a better time watching Family Guy than being around Jessica

  • @KingofClassy
    @KingofClassy 3 місяці тому +9

    Joshes Joker laugh, while Jessica cleans and calls herself ugly, should be clipped and put in an art museum

  • @mryagami8448
    @mryagami8448 3 місяці тому +206

    Coughing all over the area you just cleaned, ok.

  • @mrmonkey2388
    @mrmonkey2388 3 місяці тому +152

    she's going to ruin the grease pan

    • @GARTHxBROOKS
      @GARTHxBROOKS 3 місяці тому +9

      Did she wash a cast iron pan with soap ?

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 3 місяці тому +5

      Not the flavor savor😔

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus 3 місяці тому +5

      The 911 of the Cobraverse.

    • @Day-ZDuke
      @Day-ZDuke 3 місяці тому +13

      Damn it! That pan was seasoned with 2014 grease from the old Cobra lair!! Irreplaceable

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad 3 місяці тому +20

    Her: **crying on the floor like a broken housewife**
    Him: “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, UA-cam, WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO!”
    Couple goals, LOL.
    (It’s like that one video of some dude reviewing some expensive alcohol as his wife is leaving him in the background.)

    • @8.-.3
      @8.-.3 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ACryin_Shame
      @ACryin_Shame 3 місяці тому

      Where is that video? I just found out about these yt streets today😅😅😅😅

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad 3 місяці тому

      @@ACryin_Shame I actually found it, it’s this video (note, she doesn’t leave him at a certain time stamp, throughout the video she’s gathering her stuff and will make an occasional appearance to take some things on camera.)
      ua-cam.com/video/ouGLEtapOX8/v-deo.htmlsi=dym4XrJPDf1BgHqW

    • @nofrbls3640
      @nofrbls3640 23 дні тому

      @@flobwad thank you

  • @kelsoRulezz
    @kelsoRulezz 3 місяці тому +11

    Are we not going to talk about Cobra's absolutely unhinged bar shit crazy laughing? It's the sound of a maniac.

    • @corey9746
      @corey9746 3 місяці тому

      And he was watching family guy 💀

  • @jaydwy8069
    @jaydwy8069 3 місяці тому +175

    This is gonna sound insane, buuuuut... Josh may be out of jessica's league...

    • @SammehMarley
      @SammehMarley 3 місяці тому +27

      I honestly think you might be right, though 🤯

    • @parisite99
      @parisite99 3 місяці тому +5

      TMDWU!!

    • @MattRockwell1
      @MattRockwell1 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@parisite99 what do those letters mean? Ive only been following cobes for a couple months

    • @suicideboy57
      @suicideboy57 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@MattRockwell1that's most definitely what is up

    • @SammehMarley
      @SammehMarley 3 місяці тому +7

      @@MattRockwell1 that's most definitely what's up 😉

  • @fictional1868
    @fictional1868 3 місяці тому +103

    Josh is like a beacon for absolutely crazy people.

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 3 місяці тому +15

      He willingly lets them in. 😂😂 he’s the girl that wants to “fix” ppl.

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 3 місяці тому +4

      Birds of a feather flock together toobz

    • @thrashsuxballs
      @thrashsuxballs 3 місяці тому +2

      When he was young he looked at homeless drug addicts as inspirational because they were free and at the time Clint RULED his life like an iron fist. He clung onto that freedom these bottom feeders had and did his best to emulate it especially since he has Oppositional Defiant Disorder. The first documentary done on King Cobra JFS really shows how he ended up today it’s a good watch. As long as it goes against conventional better judgement-- he’s open to the idea because of his ODD… that’s why he’s so anti-establishment and anti-status quo it fires all autistic neurons.
      So bringing in drug attics, homeless, unemployed… that’s just the name of the game.

  • @logan6239
    @logan6239 3 місяці тому +15

    Josh laughing like a banshee at Family Guy cannot be real

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 3 місяці тому +7

    Feels like those VHS tapes you'd find in Resident Evil 7

  • @Carlisle-mn3fv
    @Carlisle-mn3fv 3 місяці тому +211

    I threw up a bit in my mouth when he ate that 2 day old sushi 🤢

    • @SUPERNINTENDOHALMERZ
      @SUPERNINTENDOHALMERZ 3 місяці тому +30

      Sushi from the MALL😂😂😂

    • @Jul-fu4yu
      @Jul-fu4yu 3 місяці тому +40

      Even Jessica was grossed out XD

    • @creatureslim
      @creatureslim 3 місяці тому +30

      I thought I could eat anything but this man is straight up vulture

    • @maxmaxmaxmax647
      @maxmaxmaxmax647 3 місяці тому

      No circle of protection can fight that off , that is satans handwriting right here

    • @JoanWhack
      @JoanWhack 3 місяці тому +12

      I gagged when she gagged, I can’t do that stuff. My stomach just ain’t strong. Josh is something else, how can he eat that stuff and not end up on a Chubby Emu video

  • @neganstains5745
    @neganstains5745 3 місяці тому +61

    The sushi was the hidden treasure everyone was telling Jessica about.

    • @kevinplatt6526
      @kevinplatt6526 3 місяці тому +6

      He couldn’t wait to eat it!!!!!

    • @9teen9t4
      @9teen9t4 2 місяці тому

      @@kevinplatt6526 Oh God why did my brain go to a double-entendre? 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @ronpaul5319
    @ronpaul5319 3 місяці тому +11

    Little does Jessica know his secret stash is deep in his throne, guarded by legions of loyal chairbugs trained to attack just such a devious harlot plotting trickery and deception

  • @sorryplease5071
    @sorryplease5071 3 місяці тому +14

    Imagine flying across the country to see your sweetie for the second time ever and he leaves you at the apartment to clean while he goes out with his friends. It’s like they’ve been married for 5+ years already.

    • @looweegee252
      @looweegee252 3 місяці тому +1

      They don't live together and he's acting this way???? 😲

  • @Nosfeast
    @Nosfeast 3 місяці тому +384

    You can be ugly and still get a boyfriend but when you are ugly on the inside and outside that is when you will grow old and lonely.

    • @donniedarko4497
      @donniedarko4497 3 місяці тому +10

      Exactly! After thinking about it for a while I've decided that when she says over and over again that she's ugly, she says that easily because she doesn't really believe it in the sense that she's saying she's physically ugly but at the same time she knows that on the inside she's done nasty dirty ugly things so she can say it on the one hand and feel guarded because she she knows that she's not actually completely ugly on her face but her body is super fat when she is not acknowledging and her inside person is completely ugly. So it's all like a psychological bait and switch to where she can feel confident enough to say something that's true but not true in the way that she knows it's true.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 3 місяці тому +6

      It’s just unworkable by any measure of normal stuff. But so is Josh, so it’s a tricky thing. She just seems unstable in a different way, in a “cops being called” way and that’s not a call by trolls.

    • @CAVEMANsean
      @CAVEMANsean 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@donniedarko4497no she just is trying to emotionally manipulate people. Throwing herself a pity party hoping someone will drop everything to give her attention

    • @Carah-sq6lh
      @Carah-sq6lh 3 місяці тому +1

      except she has a boyfriend so what is your point?

    • @lRickGrimesl
      @lRickGrimesl 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Carah-sq6lhand look who it is

  • @KansasCityBadazz
    @KansasCityBadazz 3 місяці тому +240

    Shes breaking down in the kitchen crying and shit and shes saying "i dont wanna leave josh" then next thing you hear is "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP UA-cam, WE GOTTA DRINK COMBO!!!" hahahahahahaha filming another BANGER.

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X 3 місяці тому +12

      Nothing interrupts jawshys very important drink combos he makes for his cobras, not even someone having a break down in the room over.

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi 3 місяці тому +8

      *TMDWU*

    • @jazzfeline5970
      @jazzfeline5970 3 місяці тому +24

      Josh's unintentional comedic timing is one of his best qualities. Like that time he said "fuck the trolls" right before opening a glitter bomb a fan sent him.

    • @KansasCityBadazz
      @KansasCityBadazz 3 місяці тому

      @@jazzfeline5970 SO TRUE LMFAO

    • @RockyHoarderPictureShows
      @RockyHoarderPictureShows 3 місяці тому +5

      A classic comedy of errors. But with meth on the side.

  • @Rab-ql6en
    @Rab-ql6en 3 місяці тому +10

    Look at the fucking water being pissed down the drain!!! 😂

  • @frostedbvtts
    @frostedbvtts 3 місяці тому +5

    18:52 Gotta give credit where it's due. Knowing the horrors that microwave previously contained, she really did do a good job.

  • @grimmy7937
    @grimmy7937 3 місяці тому +127

    Cobes has no neck but somehow has a double chin

    • @ivanapunchu31
      @ivanapunchu31 3 місяці тому +3

      😂🤭🤭🤭

    • @ShniderMoon
      @ShniderMoon 3 місяці тому +2

      thats where his neck went

    • @bartacus4872
      @bartacus4872 3 місяці тому +18

      Whereas Jessica has a double neck and no chin.

    • @We_Are_All_Vultures
      @We_Are_All_Vultures 3 місяці тому

      ​@@bartacus4872💀

    • @RockyHoarderPictureShows
      @RockyHoarderPictureShows 3 місяці тому +2

      Necks probably muscular from all the headbanging while shredding guitar like a Gothic bad boy does.

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 3 місяці тому +325

    "I paid $165 for the sushi"
    If by I you mean Homedad Clint and the Wyoming tax payers

    • @Qs_Internet_Cafe
      @Qs_Internet_Cafe 3 місяці тому +38

      That money could've went to feed the poor politicians in Ukraine !

    • @cheechwizard6541
      @cheechwizard6541 3 місяці тому +20

      @@Qs_Internet_CafeI think you mean Lou Crane.

    • @MattRockwell1
      @MattRockwell1 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@Qs_Internet_Cafe Ukraine isn't Americans problem

    • @anferneee777
      @anferneee777 3 місяці тому +2

      the paypig chaperone paid

    • @bidenonabender5903
      @bidenonabender5903 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Qs_Internet_Cafe good times can be had in ukrain if your father is US president. :)

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 3 місяці тому +18

    There goes decades of grease. Chef Boglimardee's cooking will never taste quite as delicious as it used to.

    • @FlintGirlVelda
      @FlintGirlVelda 3 місяці тому

      💯 The kitchen WAS like a very very very very well seasoned cast iron pan! She knew what she was doing! There's always a method to her MADNESS! or not...

  • @DaniBeee420
    @DaniBeee420 3 місяці тому +10

    Girl you need to take your meds instead of giving them to Josh

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 3 місяці тому +81

    Josh in the other room practicing his laughing to emulate humans

  • @PubeStache
    @PubeStache 3 місяці тому +107

    As a troll, I am so jealous of what Josh has. Damn he got me good!

  • @kHz0
    @kHz0 3 місяці тому +12

    josh being blissfully tistic and unaware of the blatant attempts at manipulation is gold. him laughing at family guy while she flails around, huffing for pity.. wow

  • @walteradams2439
    @walteradams2439 3 місяці тому +9

    She only cleaning to throw it in his face later when they argue.

  • @chefbrett2269
    @chefbrett2269 3 місяці тому +226

    I wonder how many noise and smell complaints they've gotten this week? 🤔

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 місяці тому +28

      eviction saga 2 - the squeaquel

    • @chasemiller3712
      @chasemiller3712 3 місяці тому +25

      "Neighbors sent me a smell compliant, told me I smelled too good, twu."

    • @clownindan
      @clownindan 3 місяці тому +9

      Smells like winning trolle

    • @bidenonabender5903
      @bidenonabender5903 3 місяці тому +4

      but tactical soap...

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 3 місяці тому +1

      7

  • @bschuff
    @bschuff 3 місяці тому +113

    No way she finds the stash. She isn’t even looking in the right places!

    • @CorpusCacus
      @CorpusCacus 3 місяці тому +9

      Shhhh... don't tell her about the light fixtures...

    • @agent_of_cthulhu
      @agent_of_cthulhu 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@CorpusCacus I thought the stash was somewhere in the walls.

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 3 місяці тому +3

      i heard he sewed it into that bug chair

    • @intheneighborhoodtv
      @intheneighborhoodtv 3 місяці тому +3

      That makes sense why she’s been cleaning since she got there.

    • @thesilentdiva
      @thesilentdiva 3 місяці тому +1

      What stash? Stash of dirt? 😒

  • @tin8042
    @tin8042 3 місяці тому +5

    Him reminiscing in conversation about his pull-apart donut food hack from 2+ years ago is insane😂

  • @abominablevibes
    @abominablevibes 3 місяці тому +14

    This woman is a living anti-drug PSA.

  • @DeepFriedHallelujah
    @DeepFriedHallelujah 3 місяці тому +116

    Jessica is disturbing the precious dank ecosystem of the Cobra lair and he hates it. Cleanliness is NOT next to bogliness, toobz.

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 3 місяці тому +13

      She cleaned up the “elephants foot” of Boglim protein in the bedroom too.

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@MillywiggZelephants foot lol bogs radioactive spooge

    • @nymetsfan912
      @nymetsfan912 3 місяці тому

      This comment is fucking gold. Ecosystem lmfao

  • @user-zk9tg9tr4b
    @user-zk9tg9tr4b 3 місяці тому +107

    Josh really does love reptiles, seeing as how he had puff and now this Spitter is in his house.

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 3 місяці тому +9

      You know she has gills, hahaa!

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi 3 місяці тому +4

      @@MillywiggZ and that weird sideways eye blink 🫣😆

    • @Ac0ustics0ul
      @Ac0ustics0ul 3 місяці тому +3

      @@MillywiggZ she def murdered Newman

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 3 місяці тому +1

      "if we find a burger joint in this place, Ima be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse" - coach

    • @matte8439
      @matte8439 3 місяці тому +1

      Love me like a reptile

  • @LMRockets
    @LMRockets 3 місяці тому +58

    Joshie grabbing someone from the back like that is actually disgusting.

    • @YouTubecansuckit
      @YouTubecansuckit 3 місяці тому +3

      Right

    • @captainpugwash7174
      @captainpugwash7174 2 місяці тому +3

      Just after eating the old toxic sushi and dosnt wash his hands but rubs his hand over Gollom's body. 🤮🤢

  • @tylermartelle7041
    @tylermartelle7041 3 місяці тому +55

    "Pretend I'm not here alright"
    Literally impossible 💯😂

  • @mistermetalskull3107
    @mistermetalskull3107 3 місяці тому +102

    She is easily the most hateable person to ever exist in the Cobraverse. TWU 🤘

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 3 місяці тому +10

      big competition from scrapper steve 🐐

    • @intheneighborhoodtv
      @intheneighborhoodtv 3 місяці тому +6

      @@lb5818and homeboy Scotty, that guy was one of the worst.

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 3 місяці тому +15

      @@intheneighborhoodtv negative karma to badmouth the dead

    • @OG-CobraDemon
      @OG-CobraDemon 3 місяці тому +6

      R.i.p homeboy scotty TMDWU TOOBZ

  • @ARYouTube79
    @ARYouTube79 3 місяці тому +12

    KingCobra without a doubt has the highest water bill in all of Casper

  • @0therun1t21
    @0therun1t21 3 місяці тому +9

    11:18 Oh dear, the subtitles, I had to turn on the volume and rewind.
    ...She is so rude about using his car! She clearly doesn't know what "thank you" means or when to say it. Who is that guy? He sounds very nice and polite, I would have told her nevermind about using my car after that nasty response, pretty much accusing him of doing something shady with the snake.
    I hope Josh hears her pull this shit and it opens his eyes. If that was my guest she said that to I would have called her out and then probably thrown her out depending on her response.

  • @epona268
    @epona268 3 місяці тому +9

    Love the behind the scenes style live streams he literally sits there watching cartoons all day like a child TMDWU

  • @madatarchives8725
    @madatarchives8725 3 місяці тому +81

    I like when she coughs and doesn't even think of covering her mouth

    • @j4nk3n
      @j4nk3n 3 місяці тому +4

      That's nothing, I urge you to look up him eating the days old burrito with actual roaches in it!

    • @j4nk3n
      @j4nk3n 3 місяці тому +1

      Also the cat food burger 😂

    • @NurseLadyVLOGS
      @NurseLadyVLOGS 3 місяці тому

      Lord, Jesus.🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @kellyperry559
      @kellyperry559 3 місяці тому +1

      @@j4nk3nstop it! Are you serious? He ate roaches in a burrito?🤢 Whyyyyyy?

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 3 місяці тому +4

      @@kellyperry559 he left it sitting out overnight then ate it without inspecting it the next morning. bugs were visibly crawling within it.
      you see one on camera get lost into josh's mouth. It wasn't a roach tho, looked like one of the bugs that live in his chair which we see crawling from time-to-time

  • @TheCaptain904
    @TheCaptain904 3 місяці тому +126

    “Your body does need to be studied for science.” - NAL

    • @heepispeepis
      @heepispeepis 3 місяці тому +7

      Eating 2 day old sushi is actually next level poisonous, he’s lucky if he gets out unscathed

    • @BaronStVon
      @BaronStVon 3 місяці тому +1

      Perhaps it's the high alcohol intake that kills a lot of the potential illnesses?

    • @CranberryFlip
      @CranberryFlip 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BaronStVonif its just the mead he makes hes dead lol

    • @finowa
      @finowa 3 місяці тому +1

      She doesn't need to be quoted on that

    • @ice_wall_Occam
      @ice_wall_Occam 3 місяці тому +1

      just like ozzy TWU

  • @RunnyTinkles
    @RunnyTinkles 3 місяці тому +22

    Why is she still cleaning for him while complaining how she's not getting any respect or love? 😂

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 3 місяці тому +7

      Because that's why she's doing it. So she has "proof" no one cares about her and she'll bring it up when she begs to stay.

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 3 місяці тому +4

      Math 💨

    • @broforcefreedom4936
      @broforcefreedom4936 3 місяці тому +2

      Stress cleaning and manipulation

    • @myreasonforlife.9511
      @myreasonforlife.9511 3 місяці тому +1

      High. Can't tell how numb she is and focused.

  • @sabbath1136
    @sabbath1136 3 місяці тому +49

    She makes me want to play left 4 dead 2

  • @REfan2002
    @REfan2002 3 місяці тому +222

    I love how she deletes live streams after they get into an argument.
    Now she is probably regretting this relationship cause she thought Cobes was going to end her woes and finds out he makes barely any money, only gets a certain amount of money from SSI and spends money on food that he never finishes.

    • @gabekelly6115
      @gabekelly6115 3 місяці тому +52

      What about his vast buried treasure wealth?

    • @j4nk3n
      @j4nk3n 3 місяці тому +44

      It's buried under the clock tower mansion 😂

    • @DineroDan
      @DineroDan 3 місяці тому +24

      Wrong trole food never goes to waste in the cobra lair. It gets thrown into a food hack or drink or snacked on many days later..

    • @kellyperry559
      @kellyperry559 3 місяці тому +2

      Does he get money from doing UA-cam? Is he monitized?

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@DineroDanor the bugs finish it off, not a crumb goes to waste in the bog cave

  • @CANADIANKETCHUP420
    @CANADIANKETCHUP420 3 місяці тому +3

    That was golden her frantically cleaning the microwave and Cobra laughing maniacally in the next room 😂😂

  • @snatchbadger
    @snatchbadger 3 місяці тому +17

    I honestly can’t wait for Josh to just dump NAL already. She is so perpetually unlikable & brings nothing but negativity & chaos in her wake, she’s so needy & entitled towards everyone. Her rage outs aren’t even that entertaining cos she’s constantly muting the stream.
    I think a big part of why I personally can’t stand her is because watching her is like looking thru a window into hell for me. I was diagnosed with BPD in 2016. I was a toxic, manipulative, messy train wreck of a person. I behaved in a way that was not dissimilar to Jessica. The neediness & insecurity, melodramatic breakdowns on kitchen floors, passive aggressive self-negging. And I wasn’t even 25 years old then!
    It took several years of commitment to treatment & regularly practicing DBT/CBT, but I’m able to manage okay nowadays; emotional regulation comes easier, relationships & communication aren’t such a minefield for me to navigate. It wasn’t easy, it *still* isn’t easy, but seeing people like Jessica remind me of what the hellish alternative could be.

  • @MrDoodle257
    @MrDoodle257 3 місяці тому +74

    She’s only cleaning in hopes of them saying she can stay… She’s so lazy her only attempt to win them over she performs at the very end of her stay.

    • @agent_of_cthulhu
      @agent_of_cthulhu 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, she's not too bright.

    • @intheneighborhoodtv
      @intheneighborhoodtv 3 місяці тому +7

      I think she’s also looking for the hidden money that’s supposedly there.

    • @broforcefreedom4936
      @broforcefreedom4936 3 місяці тому +2

      She says everything she’s thinking to the audience but it’s meant for Cobes to hear but he doesn’t pick up on it

  • @wellalotisupjosh
    @wellalotisupjosh 3 місяці тому +78

    Im now totally convinced its a need and not a want.

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 3 місяці тому +18

      Ownin the trolls at all costs, Dood.

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi 3 місяці тому +7

      @@HalfBackCrack twu

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes 3 місяці тому +12

    She actually streamed him huffing duster...he is gonna be thrilled when he finds that out

  • @poisonedbard
    @poisonedbard 3 місяці тому +7

    HARMONY KORINE PRESENTS: GUMMO 2

  • @noone7724
    @noone7724 3 місяці тому +71

    Idk why shes cleaning the Bog Cave you know damn well she dont clean at home last time I checked she was Peeing in Boxes

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 3 місяці тому +12

      Peeing in boxes?! Wtf lmao

    • @parisite99
      @parisite99 3 місяці тому +5

      @@74jsddff249fefacts!!

    • @alexbellington9243
      @alexbellington9243 3 місяці тому +7

      @@cadavher yea peeing in boxes in her parents attic

    • @sheikah55
      @sheikah55 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@74jsddff249fedon't forget looking for the lost buried treasure of the legendary pirate Bog beard

    • @grimmmm
      @grimmmm 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@74jsddff249fe it's a fact right from the start of this saga. She definitely has sick intentions and will hurt him either physically or mentally.

  • @Renee2day598
    @Renee2day598 3 місяці тому +111

    Josh did get a letter on his apt. door from his apt mgmt about the neighbors concern about the noise disturbances coming from his apartment! 😂

    • @EmoBunny69
      @EmoBunny69 3 місяці тому +16

      Really??? I know he was talking about his neighbors apparently making noises but I didn’t believe it so this is an interesting development

    • @barbbrown9496
      @barbbrown9496 3 місяці тому +27

      @Ssgrandmaster do you know about how many times the neighbors have called the cops on them when they were up most the nights since she's been there arguing, fighting and screaming ?? I heard z few nights ago Josh had to stay with his friend for the rest of the night after it looked like they were throwing hands and she muted her live for around 90 mins 😂

    • @j4nk3n
      @j4nk3n 3 місяці тому +39

      Jorph believes that because he doesn't complain about the neighbours they have no right to be pissed at the constant debauchery coming from his apartment, if he was my neighbour he would be strung up by now!

    • @barbbrown9496
      @barbbrown9496 3 місяці тому +21

      I bet Josh gets an ultimatum if Jessica stays there much longer being this loud especially, all night long. She will either be told to leave the property or Josh will get an eviction notice & 30 days. Even if she does leave the next day or two and she is not going crazy all night, I don't think Josh's landlord will be as inviting when she's ready for her next visit.

    • @HalfBackCrack
      @HalfBackCrack 3 місяці тому +36

      Hopefully she gets him kicked out. That'd be top notch content for weeks.

  • @butttrumpet698
    @butttrumpet698 3 місяці тому +41

    Warlord would put the succubus in her place!
    Come back Sasha!

    • @OG-CobraDemon
      @OG-CobraDemon 3 місяці тому +2

      All hail Floorlord TMDWU TOOBZ

    • @moggioz7165
      @moggioz7165 3 місяці тому +2

      I really want them to meet

    • @genesis8284
      @genesis8284 2 місяці тому

      Warlord is a more attractive woman than Jessica is, much more pleasant to look at and listen to

  • @wh33zr
    @wh33zr 3 місяці тому +3

    Cobra laughing maniacally at Family Guy is the funniest thing i've seen today

  • @GARTHxBROOKS
    @GARTHxBROOKS 3 місяці тому +7

    She told the tea pot to sit and called it a loser.

    • @pardonavich
      @pardonavich 3 місяці тому

      'Loser'

    • @GARTHxBROOKS
      @GARTHxBROOKS 3 місяці тому +1

      @pardonavich thanks dog. Couldn't hav done it w.out u. I too am fkn regarded

  • @SethHixie
    @SethHixie 3 місяці тому +151

    "Did you take a bunch of xanax"
    "I dont need people calling me a pill popper"
    ... You are

    • @Manwithnoplan2
      @Manwithnoplan2 3 місяці тому

      If people didn't believe the benzo shit before now they better
      If not they are regarded sickos

    • @dingdongshush
      @dingdongshush 3 місяці тому +18

      I think he actually said
      "NEED a bunch of Xanax?"
      12:25

    • @anabella4166
      @anabella4166 3 місяці тому +39

      Yeah there’s literally NO WAY she’s Not giving Josh some type of Benzo. He literally talks at half speed and passes out all the time when she’s there.

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dingdongshushno he said "did you eat..."

    • @spaz-egotthatlongmoney3112
      @spaz-egotthatlongmoney3112 3 місяці тому

      15:01
      He just left.