Who dare thumb this down? It’s so great, he’s preforming in a Burger King, happily singing about chicken fries and love. Which is so wonderful, I love it
POV: you're in Burger King on a cloudy day, your boyfriend just dumped you but you were ready to do it anyway so it didn't affect you anyway, when you stumble upon jack and he plays this song. You are instantly a big fan and even tell you're ex boyfriend about his music. You then are blessed with the chill vibes.
Part One: "I find myself at burger king. Now we're eating chicken fries. Eating fries at Burger King, and we sing. Burger King, he kept us warm. In the middle of a lightning storm, and we ate chicken fries, yeah! Burger King was good to me. He gave me a place to eat, even in the darkest hour, I even had a place to pee. It was so good, so good, he fed me till i was full, Burger King ('On the drums!!'... We're all eating together, taking shelter from.. god's wrath on us. He was angry today and he cried it out, but we ate our chicken fries and we drank a funny juice and now we're all here waiting for the rain to stop. ("um the original is John Lennon, Burger King is a non affiliated company.")"
I can just imagine Jack in his studio where he creates songs on his keyboard, swaying back and forth as he plays with no one around and it's kinda scary. 😂😂😂
It reminds me of me and my middle school friends, doing things that for others could give a lot of cringe, but remind it gives me a generous amount of happiness.
Imagine shitting in a burger king and suddenly you hear Jack Stauber singing a love song.
I died laughing to this lmao 😂
What? You're not entitled to his videos. He can comment whereever and whenever he wants. EB.
Club At The End Of The Street
You just described the best and weirdest day of my life
Or you could be doin tha Humpty Dance in tha bathroom.
why is he so adorable
Nice profile pic.
Ask the gods
@@alvin_row thanks dude ✌
Its just a mystery
*now we're eating chicken fries*
he’s like a very polite normally quiet homeless music wizard that i want to be friends with
Me too
.. but he's not homeless. Wizard? Yes.
@@basedaudio1 dude it's a joke
i wanna make a bard based off of jack
Its not a good nor funny joke
The other dude is just Jack Stauber from a different universe "into the stauberverse"
Rider Playz omg yes
that is
a legitimate answer to his existence
@@puckbradley3760 oh thanks dude he had a nice sound and now im 100% its a different universe stauber
Rock Stauber
So that's why Jack sung with him
How peeps keep describing jack:
●cool homeless dude
●cute
●fluffy
Jack is the fluffiest being known to man
@@SKELETON_FARM he’s the cutest fluffiest homeless man every to walk the earth
Yes
@@cazz7073 he might me a music wizard! : o
Like I low key wanna feel his beard it looks fluffy and soft
Burger King kept us warm
In the middle of a lighting storm
Yes
And we ate chicken fries
burger king was good to me
and gave me a place to eat
even in the darkest hour
i even had a place to pee
it was so good
so good
they fed me till i was full
He’s looks and acts like that really cool music teacher that everyone’s chill with
Woofwoof Jonathon *my music teacher was an ass it’s nice you had a good one!*
Or drunk off his ass. Probably stoned XD
Man that comparison hits home. Mr.T, lmao (not T H E Mr.T
I got Lucky because that cool music teacher is the best/worst music teacher ever he lets us do almost anything and he is also my homeroom teacher
Hes called kongo (well thats not his real name we just call him that)
We'll be fReEeEeEeEeEeEe, we'll be fReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe
*whispers* free
AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaa
I felt when he went :
📈📉📈📉📈📉
how bout yalls 😔
Mr Twist eEE
big _ uwu has to be one of the funniest comments i have seen in awhile
The fact that they're letting him play in a burger king is amazing
I don’t think they let him I think he just started and they didn’t bother stopping
I mean, if it's a thunderstorm I doubt they'd throw him out
People making theories, when this is probably how he makes his songs
I just want to imagine him in his Room just pulling up a recorder and startin to sing
yellow tank top guy is an Echo Fighter for Jack Stauber
rubby mc rub rub fav comment
Ssbu huh
If so what’s your friend code
when he said "wanna duet??
MY HEART BLOSSOMED AND FLOWERED LIKE SPRING ❣
Ssenniam I am very sad that there is still no reply from him
I’d main jack stauber
Only if his taunts include nurpo
As you see here we have a wild jack stauber at a Burger King eating chicken fries
His natural prey, yes.
Other preys of the jack Staubericus are cheeseburger families, pop food, and Pad Thai.
@@crowdad284 ah, yes
Oh here comes a wild friend! Oh look here, see, now they sing Jack's great tunes.
A rare sighting 📷
Jack finding some random dude and doing a song with him is just
the purest
most beautiful thing
ever
Oof
either way
a w
They look like twin to me for some reason
@@harutoSpring They've got the same nose and hair colour so maybe idk
Thats a Spish
He also makes music
I wish I was that *random dude* :(
Two men have seizures in burger king - The Musical
Yes just yes
LMAO
4:07
Who's the other guy?
@@joanpelpinosas a friend of the audience
So we’re just not gonna talk about those weird ass bathroom signs....
Lmfao lol. I was looking to see why no one questioned why that girl in the sign was just leisurely leaning to demonstrate... it's a bathroom? Lol
My burger king has another variation or them. It’s funny, haha.
They scare me 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👁👄👁😠😡😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@SKELETON_FARM is that Murdoc I smell 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 👉👈
The legs, they make me want to hide
Now i wonder how many crackheads i passed by that were actually known musicians
all of them
u did not 😭
it could be u it could be me it could be...
@@brainsnez it could be any one of us
Hit too close to home...
This would have been a great time to play Cheeseburger Family.
My eyes have been opened and my conciousness has expanded
i thank thee for opening thine eyes of mine to the world
Now I know the meaning of life.
Yes
I have gained insight
The 2 seconds of pause before Jack tells a joke or makes a smartass comment is the funniest thing to me for some reason.
It's him making the joke on the spot.
@@apothecurio IS IT?!?!?
@@frydsaman6857 wooosh
@@thewoodyvarietychannel8575 Was obviously sarcasm sir - pls dont "wooosh" me in late 2019 :/
1:25
"he was angry today, so he cried it out"
why'd that hit me lol
Yeah that one sank in quick lol
it probably had fists
wait which song was that in
1:21 "On the drums!" Dude imagine being that nice and funny
The lil smile he gets before he says it like "Heehee imma boutta say a funny"
Borgerking by John Lennon
By Ringo Starr
thanks this made me snort ;’)
Actiomedey peace and love peace and love peace and love
cheesemongers
ft. Paul mcarny, and Micky D's.
Jack 'Wholesome' Stauber
Jack "chicken fries" stauber
dude whats up its me stinkulitis !!
Jack 'Genius' Stauber UwU 💖
Jack Stauber has a schizophrenic episode in a local burger king
That_AlleyCat He’s just on acid it’s gucci
damn even his schizophrenic episodes are wholesome
EmilyAuto he has schizophrenia?
acai I think it’s a joke.
ExSIN trik oh,,
Jack stauber : * sing something un repeatable *
Dude repeating him : “umm, unexplainable word.”
When he sings he looks like he's getting a very agressive massage
💀💀💀
He is the Burger king
Yes
Hail the Burger King
Two time profile pic
James Fisher that picture is literally my discord pfp
From what video is ur pfp please respond
He has the face of a ten year old, but the beard makes him older looking, but its in a really adorable way
DiD You draW Your prOFilE PicTuRe? lOoKs reAlLy niCe
@@Fernisawakeyou
@@litteralyjustsam5262 me?
@@Fernisawake maybe
@@litteralyjustsam5262 weLl yeA
7:07 WHEN HE GIGGLED I BURSTED IN TEARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S SO CUTE
*_h e e h e e h e e h e e_*
ME TOO AKANAJJAJA
Usdisuffsfuiuriglaitfrysur 😭😭😭😭😭😭 *KEEP HIM AWAY FROM BEES* (pick a flower)
*HES TOO PURE*
i legit thought this was just a video of him eating food at burger king for 7 minutes straight
Reality is often dissapointing
And you still would have been fine with him just sitting there and eating fries?
Jack: *singing*
Background: *clash*
Jack instead of getting angry: on the drums!
Everyone: *laughs
Jack: :D
i like that as well
this made me happy
Timestamp?
lava bucket 1:21
Jack: frEeeeEeeEeeEee
*intense shaking*
free intense shaking x4
I was reading the comments while the video was playing and I read this right as jack sung it
I read this at the exact momment he said *frEeeeEeeeeE*
FreEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe
milk milk
Who dare thumb this down? It’s so great, he’s preforming in a Burger King, happily singing about chicken fries and love. Which is so wonderful, I love it
love that profile pic bro
Matt Watson from SuperMega?
is that matt from supermega??
Matt Watson from supermega?
*SIR!*
"we drank a funny juice" is my favorite jack stauber quote
He has a lot of weird quotes
FUNNYJUICE
I think he means *clear milk*
@@kindofhuman8147 lmao I remember that
Funny juice
ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ 𝑆 𝐸 𝐸
underrated
Damn, I love that reference
* VIBING IN MY HEAD *
7:07 the laughter of a genius
Omg his laugh No homo but that was adorable
707, the same drum machine samples he used in oh klahoma and buttercup
h e e h e e h e e
heeheehee🥰🌼✨🦋🍬💛❤️🔥💫
im.... i was going to that festival.. when the storm came i went home.... i should have went to burger king...
F
F
F
F
F
Of course he made a song about sexy pants in burger King in the middle of a lightening storm
1:21 “On The Drums”😂😂
420 likes
best part
That made me laugh so hard :D
Come on, we can reach the last '6'
I can just imagine how unsettled the people around him mustve been to just see him move like that without knowing who he is.
Watching this alone, in the dark, at night, while eating a string cheese just hits different
bruh momento
casually drinking a beer at burger king
I thought it was a sprite at first
I love how he can easily sound like he's in one of those weird voice edits
I forgot what it's called,, oops
jojo is moderately artistic like a Snapchat filter????
The effect is called vibrato, and Jack Stauber has an insane natural vibrato
Like that content aware scale type shit
idk but is it autotune?
Distortion is what it’s called
This guy is fun to hang out with lol.
Samuel Powers Dude theres literally a guy in the discord who went to college with him what is this new info to you
XT x AB
discord.gg/CkEwnUn
@@TwistedRagdoll It says that link is expired
Hey is the discord still open
When he said: “we ate chicken fries”
My man was devastated..
4:00 “man i gotta get another job...”
5:34 "Oh mama, idk wth is going on here but im out. Peace"
2:48 the guy on the left looks like a B skin for jack
Lmaoo yes
he's his echo fighter
Oh yeah yeah
Here's the setlist for the BK Tour 2018.
0:30 Let It B(K)
2:48 Born To Love
4:53 Sexy Pants
these were unironically pretty good
Do u guys have it on spotify?
@@rizkyagung9809 no
Brilliant😂👏🏽
Protect this purest lad
let's appreciate the high note at 4:01 when he says "ice cream"
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POV: you're in Burger King on a cloudy day, your boyfriend just dumped you but you were ready to do it anyway so it didn't affect you anyway, when you stumble upon jack and he plays this song. You are instantly a big fan and even tell you're ex boyfriend about his music. You then are blessed with the chill vibes.
Who hurt you
blink twice if ur not ok
@@evanisovich 👁👄👁 -👄- 👁👄👁 -👄- 👁👄👁
Heaven on earth
Part One:
"I find myself at burger king. Now we're eating chicken fries. Eating fries at Burger King, and we sing. Burger King, he kept us warm. In the middle of a lightning storm, and we ate chicken fries, yeah! Burger King was good to me. He gave me a place to eat, even in the darkest hour, I even had a place to pee. It was so good, so good, he fed me till i was full, Burger King ('On the drums!!'...
We're all eating together, taking shelter from.. god's wrath on us. He was angry today and he cried it out, but we ate our chicken fries and we drank a funny juice and now we're all here waiting for the rain to stop.
("um the original is John Lennon, Burger King is a non affiliated company.")"
gods work
Acho q vi um auto corretor atuando no final kkkk
No cheeseburger family, perfect opportunity missed
I can just imagine Jack in his studio where he creates songs on his keyboard, swaying back and forth as he plays with no one around and it's kinda scary. 😂😂😂
Lol
He looks absolutely stoned, drunk, or insomniac. Either way, I love his music so much
Sexy pants.. Jack Stauber..
*hello sexy pants.. bill wurtz.*
*...finally...*
Edit: 7:07 THE GIGGLE IM CRYING OMG. ITS TOO PURE.
THE GIGGLE WAS SO CUTE OMG
hehehee
Jack Stauber had a cameo in my nightmare last night
So a dream
perhaps he was in your... dog nightmare?
That's definitely not a nightmare if I've ever heard one
How can it be a nightmare if he's in it his existence fixes humanity 7:07 just listen to that lil laugh it's so wholesome aaaaa
Commenting for future updates
"Find a way to have the pants to stayyyy"
"... *Belt* " -vine
fucking underrated comment
Jack: we'll be FREeEeEeEeeEe
Captions: [laughter]
Not funny.
Funny
We'll be free heheheh
I wish I was friends with him **cries in jack stauber**
Omg I was just scrolling through the comments and found you here lol
Also same
YEEEEEEEEAAAA
Burger king should use this footage in commercials honestly
THAT BEATLES REFERENCE MADE ME CRY
Where??
time stamp?
Same
Wait I dont get it enlighten me
I think they mean the first song Jack played, Let it B(k)
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING AND WHOLESOME LOOK AT THIS BURGER KING BOI IN A B U R G E R K I N G
*His giggle was adorable ✨*
7:08
*he he heehe*
Yahh
ajdjaja he he heehe its cute?
The other dude that sang with him did so good too, it's amazing honestly
one of the finest performances of 2018
Could all of these be on his next album?
Scribble Core YESSSSS Pleaseeee
I know right?
Instead of pop food next album will be fast food
@@JoaoRenatoBail lmao
This is the most pure dorky thing ever
When she said 5 minutes I felt like I didn't have much time left
“One day you’ll know, how these pants have to go”
Damn Jack chill 😳
We’ll be freeeeeeehehehehehe
i love how he takes a turn whenever he has the chance to rhyme
Everything about his performances just feel so down to earth and happy, I love Jack so much.
i love how the time stamp of him giggling is the most replayed
“Then one day you’ll grow up into a big big oak tree.
And one day I’ll cut you down and I’ll harvest your beans.”
I felt that. 😭
I want to be this man
Understandable.
Why
@@ThemisticShadow i too would wish I had an incredibly magnetic personality with lots of talent and and weird imagination
Saturated Neō Wax We all do brother. We all do.
mcdonalds must be so sad rn
Surprise I purposefully made all the song titles have 3 syllables as a reference to 2:24 hahaa
@@soomysoom1419 no
@@soomysoom1419 I'm the one holding the camera
Sick
Lucky lol this is awesome
420 likes
This video is the definition of chill vibes
This right here is my comfort video
im not even into dudes yet i wanna marry him.
i am still constantly watching this video after 4 months
State same
y'all are valid
I want this man to be my religion
@@StatesMusic I am a big fan of him too lol
He's so wholesome and frankly pretty adorable
this makes me wanna go to burger king more often
I like how he was wildly moving his arm up and down randomly when the black chick walked in
Imagine going to burger king and find jack making an anthem for them
The best way I can describe this feeling is joyful cringe
😂😂
Ye
That isn't even cringe. It's joy.
It reminds me of me and my middle school friends, doing things that for others could give a lot of cringe, but remind it gives me a generous amount of happiness.
no cringe, just joy
Jack Stauber is so amazing, I’m a huge fan, I would love to meet him someday. :3
Same
Same
update? have you mmet him yets😳
"The original is John Lennon" peak Beatles humor
i couldn't find it. Do you mind sharing its link?
@@rohitsbisht6146 I think it was a joke
@@rohitsbisht6146 the song is let it be, if that's what you meant
THANKYOU UA-cam RECOMMENDED THIS VIDEO BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
5:21
>How do you do it
>*inaudible* hu hu hu huuuuu
>*Jack calmly* Say how do you do it
>how do you do it
in those paaaants
@@jellyfishfingernail in those pants GUUHWRL
I used to think this dood was really deliberate and some sort of subculture Machiavelli, but I am slowly coming to believe.
I think hes just himself tbh
Jack has quite the vocal range.
Jack is so nice and has such a perfect voice I almost cried from a happiness overload!!!!!!!
This is genuinely awesome
Nobody:
Jack Stauber: **sings in italics**
He's like 2-D from the *monkiz* but younger and wholesomener
Are you sure it's not 2-D of the *apez*
Cimpz
I thought it was the *Homo Sapienz.*
aw man i love the *s i m i a n z*
G O R I L L A Z
Yes , A bouncy boi.
3:29 'and in that day my dear' (for yellow tank top Stauber hype-man)
His name is Nate Die and he's the vocalist for Spish lol
I love how he just looks like a normal dude you'd see next door with his small scruffy white dog yet he has so many fans and so many songs
We need a petition for him to make these songs.
He's so pure and cute and i love him like WOW I JUST GET SO HAPPY
Are you a girl??