jack stauber once said... 2

with how popular and supported the last video was, i felt it was worth making a second part, especially with how many more good quotes there were.
thanks to everyone who supports this little series and the people who left down quotes for this video:
- Bunny of the Moon
- Noctambulist
- ItsLuiz
- crackid
- Springlockkitty09
- AceAndomiz
- Shop Chip
- RyRy1509
- Staarryy
- Gamedude598
- Ian Guy
- Oobince
- ShadowCrpr

[@IAS133]

LMAO THE WAY HE JUST CASUALLY GOES UNDER THE STAGE WHILE SINGING

[@DecayingMax]

LMAOO IKR ITS SO RANDOM I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@herbertskibidi]

jack blah blah blah im singing
also jack: im sleeping underneath this stage

[@RitardandoTheMailman]

IKR

[@supersmilyface1]

I gotta see this man preform live someday.

[@getmeto10ksubstochangemyna84]

Same

[@landomando78]

Fr tho

[@Joodstudios]

Too bad he disappeared 😔

[@youreafailureplayedinstereo]

@@Joodstudios he did? What happened

[@roycannon3435]

Take me with you

[@angelwillard8585]

Holy shit those trumpet sounds are spot on!

[@HerOwnKnife]

Fr why are people not talking about that

[@esprero]

Sounds more like an Erhu or flute

[@lyrica_overdose]

he’s using one of those little flute things you put inside your mouth and blow on

[@Treiden21]

I need to find the source...

[@frostychips8939]

0:47 that kid is so lucky

[@CUTOUTS]

bro if i met jack stauber i’d be screaming

[@user-vw5vu3hc1y]

@@CUTOUTS same my guy...

[@esprero]

True

[@DemonicCheezit]

2:23 **Jack Stauber speaks enchantment table**

[@DemonicCheezit]

God dammit I chose the wrong time stamp, 3:23

[@jasonreston9410]

Damn haha I’ve never heard that joke before

[@brycesutton1395]

Which video is 2:55

[@ItsLuizHimself]

These Stauber quotes just keep gettin' better and better
Also heeey i suggested the line from PBJ niiice

[@shugabushmc]

Jacks the kinda guy that would be like your cool uncle you would see at holidays

[@treefrog2923]

1:35
*”AAAOOOOOOOU”*

[@Stephanie_Yippee]

3:07 AINT NO WAY DUDE💀

[@auxieezzz]

LMAO THE "AUGHHH"

[@mariavidales1675]

*YES WAY!!!*

[@Kkanon]

At 2:53 I think he says: "please believe my body I believe it, do you believe my body"

[@christinesalters8131]

What song is that

[@Kkanon]

@@christinesalters8131good luck chasing your mind

[@christinesalters8131]

@@Kkanonthanks

[@Smiling_v0id]

3:45 *casually goes under stage and keeps singing cuz, why not *

[@dozy_scout]

Jack Stauber once said….
Whatever was being said at 2:48-2:54 in There’s Something Happening

[@The22ndMoonOfJupiter]

FORCE IS NOT IN MIND
YOURS IS THE LANGUAGE OF RUIIIINN

[@olivetree6627]

I just realized this is in basement transmissions because of crack

[@crxxmpxffs3675]

its the crawling underneath the stage for me

[@Naynay-kh7jz]

This day just got better

[@GB_726]

Jack is just simply the best

[@paulthedragon8978]

Watching this drunk might not have been my best idea

[@jalenwilson3036]

Burger king?

[@unstable_day4331]

Jack went like where I like to call *scream*

[@TheWorldSpinsSlowly]

0:34 that's what life's about

[@aydinmakesthings]

Those trumpet sounds were actually impressive!

[@zepriquito666]

0:42 I REALLY WANNA BE THIS KID IN THIS MOMENT 😭😭💥

[@crateredcallisto2854]

i just think its funny that he brought and set up a whole keyboard at burger king

[@sebastianorigoli8403]

I don't know if you already found out, but he was going to have a little concert outside, but then a thunderstorm came and he went inside the Burger King for shelter. I also thought that he randomly went there to perform though, because it really seems like something he would do.

[@Scaryfoxman]

Next time I go to Burger King, i gotta sing this masterpiece
3:27

[@SocksTheCalico]

Not me laughing at 3:45
why do I find that funny?

[@daesendri]

Because it is

[@gabbywalker-ru7ym]

“where’s my SELT-ZER DA-LE?!?!!”

[@accountclosed3345]

Is Jack stauber sometimes flirting with the viewers of the songs or I'm just being sus?!

[@j1nn0o0o]

3:23 so inspirational
edit: thats so funny

[@haybalelee]

god i wish there were some Mike Pig in these. that series had some real banger quotes

[@ritas1259]

0:34 Jack no
2:37 uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@lemonpit6264]

he rlly luvs to sing abt it for ,,some reason

[@spraydolls222]

That’s why it’s called *Jack* ing off

[@bunnyb2951]

Incredible work. Brilliant.

[@CrisDubss]

I LOVE THIS MAN

[@jackstauberinanelfcostume]

WE ALL DO

[@AudofAlliums]

When jack was singing about burger king, all I could focus on was the amazingly hilarious bathroom logos in the background 😂
Timestamp: 3:32

[@yazminvillegas23]

Dios, el es genial, me mata como se metió abajo del escenario JAJAJA y el sonido de la trompeta es idéntico!!

[@rubybates6502]

Jack taubor is now the most relatable person I've seen in a long time

[@DemonicCheezit]

I has requesto: “I think that I like you.” (You do?) “Yeah, but something bugs me ‘bout the way you lick your envelopes, so-“

[@Eggo_Wafflezz]

0:35 😂 MASTERBA-!?

[@axinxol4739]

these are amazing

[@PPG_MonoKhrome]

Can anyone send me the link for the track at 3:23?

[@unluckytherat1749]

There's Something's Happening

[@kamadonezuko45]

3:16 AYO JACK CHILL💀💀💀💀 BRO WENT TO "😀" TO "😩" 💀💀💀💀

[@ECHOOZzs]

FR

[@claireschweizer4765]

if this man ever comes to my city I will scream like a little girl

[@Postalman124]

4:58 holy crap that trumpet impression was the best...

[@PotatoQueen_]

I'm crying. What is this man XD

[@e.m.philyaw]

Yes. Amazing.

[@therealangel23]

best day ever

[@beameh2506]

he's the best

[@fredweasley7112]

quality content

[@BRO-BYE]

I am also a Jack stauber fan we all are Jack stauber fans❤

[@vithar00]

Now, and I'm the Memjimeer. Can you put... the tent in here?
Thank you.

[@Artsqool]

Jack gives the vibe of that cool uncle that gives you weird stuff for Christmas

[@kisstiecat]

"I cant seem to breath or feel- 4.99:)'

[@bealea1127]

IN YOUR *BIG FLESH DRAWER*

[@raionegrooficial6109]

,, TV STATION , MASTUBATION " GOT ME ROLLING IN DA FLOOR

[@catscantspell.mp4]

DaaaaaaaDEEEE

[@Hail_Italo]

Imagine if this guy was real

[@Eterrnal_pokefake]

i was your 700th sub!

[@perry.the.weirdo]

0:15 OH IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE ITS CALLED “qu’est-ce que j’ai fait (2018)”

[@volanzmania6401]

"wHaT iS tHiS LiFe!?"
"AAAÆEUGHH!😩"

[@euggggg48123]

I'm just sitting in my bed and laughing at this vid, I feel so happy, when I find some content with Jack
I'm happy with every moment, I like it sm
But… I'm sad that I can't send this masterpiece somebody, cuz no one friend don't know whose Jack.. And they're don't interesting in him🥀🥀

[@pogoknight428]

I’m personally partial to “you bet your sweet ass I got cheese hats” from the PBJ animation

[@blind3d.4]

1:35 cool mask

[@ermm_._]

I know I’m late but can you do this quote
“ But when I go then please still call me Kenyan not for how it were but how I beg to be” if you make a part 2 ofc”

[@MMFLE2015]

1:29 bro was preforming Oxegen 💀💀

[@jackofspades7853]

4.99 is a banger tho

[@ghoull2010]

Request: Back, When i was just a boy bah bah bah bah hahhahahaha
Back, (back) when i was just a boy.

[@christinesalters8131]

3:17 birb

[@latadesoda5h]

0:07

[@Millimakesmusic]

3:16 💀💀

[@brycesutton1395]

What video that has the one where he's speaking gibberish as that pill shaped thing

[@mymble397]

hi its staarryy
i laughed and now my parents hate me some more :>

[@immaduck7099]

What's 0:14-0:18 from?

[@insaneurysm]

😮

[@Charles_eradicator_dude]

its been 2 Years Charles 2 Years A-Are you gone.......

[@VictorStauber]

Its on discord bro

[@zaradunbar7304]

hello charles

[@jammysnewadventures]

How did you invert the audio on the cupid video?

[@chloepercy5712]

Could someone please tell me which video it is from 3:24 thx alot

[@Scrummy_frog]

It's from there's something happening

[@cocociao7235]

🕴🏻

[@faaaailure]

Can someone tell me where the 2:11 bit is from PLEEEAASE

[@paper4732]

It's a song from his micropop album and It's called "Words of Wisdom'

[@faaaailure]

@@paper4732 thank you!!

[@MickeysHouse]

Do: NURPO NURPO HAHAHAHHAHAHAH👹

[@montrix_GD]

2:53 umm actually he says "do you believe my body? I believe it. Do you believe my body?" 🤓🤓

[@mikeydaniel3436]

song name for 2:34-2:36

[@everyday.zayzay]

2:10 wat song is this

[@VictorStauber]

Words Of Wisdom

[@moltencandlecrab]

What song is 3:23 from?

[@NickGoorgN]

There’s something happening

[@Knobster826]

Can someone send a link to 0:13?

[@CUTOUTS]

what the heck am i doing (2018)

[@CUTOUTS]

its on his main channel