Honest Trailers - Star Trek (2009)
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Honest Trailers: Star Trek (2009) Credits
Directed by Andy Signore
Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Ian Weinreich, Spencer Gilbert and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell
Voiceover Narration by Jon / jon3pnt0
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Lens Flares: Into Brightness.
This comment is genius 👍
@jack ryan
Amazing
lol
Lens Flares is the new Stares.
Grab your sunglasses, kids!
RIP Chekhov you were a great actor
3:36 he they should feel pretty bad now
he was my favorite
Yeah ;(
He was my favorite :'(
+tybofborg same
"Leaving only one person to save them... Who is quickly captured, leaving only another man to save us, who has an emotional breakdown, which only leaves another other person to save us"
"JJ Abrams star wars demo reel"
You know that is very accurate
100th like after two years. Congrats... 👍
Ouch.
Peter Jackson has said that he went visually over the top for LotR so he could get a shot at directing King Kong afterwards, specifically the Skull Island portion.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that...didn't like star wars
I lost it at "heavily armed Apple store" XD
But, they're *LCD*!
**Retina™*
😂😂😂
It's so true though
I was literally about to post the EXACT same thing. Hilarious!!
R.I.P Leonard Nimoy. Never will you be forgotten, as long as geeks exist.
It's been 7 years and the lense flares gag is still hilarious😂
The Uhura thing is based on the noticeable attraction of Uhura towards Spock in the first episode of the original series
Patrick Stewart could still easily play Picard in a reboot. He looks exactly the same as always!
He's a poop now.
Yeah... about that...
Good news he is going to be in a new series.
The star trek gods have read your comment and brought back Picard.
Funny you should say that...
What are you talking about? Everyone loves little Chekov!
Yeah exactly he's the best
LynchTheShills Chekove was 17 when he was on Enterprise in the original series. What's troubling with this version of Star Trek is that the only people that are old enough to be on the Enterprise is Scottie, Bones , Cap. Kirk and maybe Spock. Sulu is too young to be on this ship as well as Chekov and Uhurha. Especially since Kirk is in his early 20s and in the series he was in his early to mid 30s.
Chekov is everyone's favourite especially when he says Nuclear wessel
"Wictor, wictor.." 😊😌
Alba Productions
I wike the wessel
That's what he is saying... thanks for the Russian translator. 5->
Thaaaaat's bringing back the childhood memories... in Alameda.
Perhaps the largest plothole ever to result in scene deletion, Nero was captured and held prisoner by Klingons during the years supposedly spent just drifting in space, but the scenes were deleted showing such.
One thing that TOS, TNG, DS9, and the movies did well is make it look like there is a precision and skill to space combat. The JJ movies just said fuck it lets throw as many glowing darts onto the screen as we can and hope it looks cool enough people won't realize there was no thought put into it.
Very true I guess he thought all space fights were the same as the ones in star wars
Valentin Cantu
I always say, J.J is a star wars fan who wanted to make a star wars movie but he was never given the chance so he settled with star trek and made his star wars movie.
Well, the last battles in the Dominion war were kind of chaotic.... but otherwise I agree with you.
The Abrams movies kind of crapped on everything fans liked about Star Treck and turned it into GENERIC SPACE ACTION MOVIE
@@SamJ.J.
That and their characterization rules for writing the OS characters seemed to be
1-Find a single trait that the character had( or, just one that they are known for whether they had that trait in the original works or not)
2-Turn said trait up to 11
3-Smile at your own genius.
"And nerds go... *spock and uhura kissing* .. HUH?!" Lmfao.
Exactly
That was perfect
Me: Wuuuh?!!?
1 second later, honest trailer: Wuuuh?!!?
LOL. all the more funny cos its oh so true.
Spirk fans: *punches screen* I AM KHAN
@sweetblackblood1 cause its not the 60s and their romance was kinda outta nowhere.
0:32 Meet Nero.... Hello
Its me
+Kanok Pitiwatcharakul you're ... looking for
+Kanok Pitiwatcharakul was that a fnaf reference
Hi Nero
Hello!! - Sounds like ashens.
Three years ago: "no one's favorite"
he was never my favorite but I really liked the youthful attitude that he brought to the movies (always optimistic and excited )RIP
It was sad that the actor died but...his character was nothing more than a random math genius with Chekov's name.
He was never my favourite but he was an amazing actor and I loved him In odd Thomas
Butchzzilla I replied to this video 11 months ago saying "how dare you say he's no one's fave" so guess I'm one of the few who actually had him as a fave before hos death.
I loved him since 2011 when i first got into the movies.. a few months ago i watched beyond and i heard that he died and i was in tears for a day or two
Okay I absolutely LOVE Star Trek 2009 but this was perfect. xD
Except for the "no one's favorite" part. Everyone loves Chekov! R.I.P. Anton
RIP QAQ
I am not everyone luckily 😁
I think Chekov was the only one who earned his position just by skill rather than all the other factors listed. Of course, I think being adorable gave him a little extra boost.
The Lens Flare part killed me.
And even more flares
MROE LENZ FLAR!!!!!
Especially when they used the same music from the Twilight Honest Trailers regarding "stares."
Who didn't it kill?
Anyone knows the name of the lens flares theme?
I agree, too much lens flares and they're annoying
but
"NO ONE'S FAVOURITES"?
Even before Anton died, Ensign Pavel Andreivich Chekov is my favourite character...love everytime he show up...but he's gone too soon. :(
RIP
Sure Screen Junkies regret the "No one's favorite" and when they do Beyond is gonna be missed or something... Because he's missing... Get it? Because he died last year... Oh my god please don't ban me I have no friends :(
i kept calling him smol bean
I thought of him as an amazing Russian baby butterfly of excellence and he is who I got my good Russian accent from. I have loved checkov for at least 8 years.
Afrex same I'm still not over his death
camera-guy: so ... how many lenseflares do you want in the movie?
j.j.: YES!
ALL OF THE LENS FLARES!!!!!!!
"The federation's heavily armed Apple store""
genius
Ok! Insted of calling it the alternate Enterprise, lets call it iEnterprise!
@@aiosquadron
iConstitution
iExcelsior
iAmbassador
iGalaxy
iSovereign
iUniverse
@@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 Perfection.
@@aiosquadron And then the whole universe is under Apple's copyright XD
I was perfectly composed...up until he said "heavily armed Apple store". Yup, I was done following that XD
So glad they found the dimmer switch for those lens flares in the 3rd movie.
...but it doesn't help enough.
But you can see a little bit more xD
Yeah it's called a different director LOL
I never thought about the possibility of Nero going back in time, warning them, and thereby saving his planet. Makes more sense than waiting on Spock forever. Btw, that "oh my" was funny.
really? I actually wondered the same thing - why not warn the planet and the Volcans of their mistake when everyone is still alive and well?
Because by going back to the past, they accidentally created an ALTERNATE TIMELINE... It's why Nero and Old Spock continue to exist even if they've changed so much. Get it now?
Zapp Brannigan. Captain of space apple store.
In honor of Leonard Nimoy say: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
Just saw that he's gone. From the older movies I only watched the scene when Spock sacrificed himself and died. Those are such emotional moments.
what a commie.. hell no
so much hate in the conservatives... they always destroy the world.
A very true and logic statement.
"How long til they reboot The Next Generation?"
I've got some terrible news for you.....
Lmao
"how can anybody see on this ship?" xD SO RIGHT
Lense Flare: The Movie (Now with 20% more camera shake!)
Seriously people, haven't we been working hard for the past 100 years of motion picture history to eliminate shit like that?
sirrliv i think those flares are cgi. So they're intentional.
Cosmic Bunny /wooooooooooooooshhhhhh
when the Twilight music started playing during the lens flare sequence... lol
@@bakoyma the music itself is not from twilight, he might be referring to the twilight honest trailer
I've always wondered where the ""eVEN more Staress!" joke came from
Never seen twilight so I associate that soundtrack with it because of the honest trailers lol
Did you just call the russian for no ones fave. DiD YOU JUST
Yeah, I love Chekov too!
+Ane Cecilie Sirevåg Yeah, man. Chekov's my bro!
+Ane Cecilie Sirevåg Chekov's my favourited too!
(Chekov Love) vakia! 4 evah!!
Did you know quadrotriticale was a Russian invention.
Once you notice the lense flares, you can't un-notice them.
Was it a good idea to have the same guy direct the new Star Wars who also directed the new Star Trek? I don't really know much about sci-fi, but even I know that Star Wars and Star Trek fans usually don't like each other.
JJ Abrams is a Star Wars fan, that's why his 2 trek movies had no relation to Star Trek aside from the title and names, and why almost everything else is an obvious ripoff if Star Wars.
New Star Trek isn't sci-fi, its space-adventure-movies. Star Wars isn't sci-fi either it is space-fantasy. My guess is that the new Star Wars will also be a space-adventure-movie, basically original Star Wars without the mystical Yoda & old Obi-Wan stuff. Though I'm worried about them bringing back the original cast, they're too old now to be doing adventure stuff (no one wants to see Han Solo as a grandpa).
Well, he was on Star Trek before Star Wars. They thought it was a good idea to let someone who wasn't a big Star Trek fan to make a movie to appeal people who didn't watch Star Trek.
Andrew Castello And therein lies the fundamental problem with the whole movie. A true Star Trek fan understands that the show and original movies weren't about explosions, shallow, selfish characters, and more explosions. The characters are cerebral, logical, kind, and witty, but flawed enough to be relatable. I won't even start on what's wrong with "Into Darkness", as it would turn into a rant that would rival RedLetterMedia's "Star Wars" reviews.
Both new movies were simply action films with "Star Trek" slapped on it to put geek asses in the theater seats.
Agilemind i find it funny that now we got a new trailer of episode 7 and Han solo looks bad ass as ever. Then im seeing this and saying, you were proven wrong my friend lol
I must say this interpretation of Chekhov made me really like him.
Hahahahaha "the visionary behind starwars episode 7, and felicity" hahahahaha
".... Unless you're William Shatner"
William Shatner's reaction: I'M CAPTAIN KIRK
Yakko Warner XD thank you for that
+Abree Lord That would mean I am William Shatner, because I hated the movie.
+Anna Kenyon you're welcome.
I must also be William Shatner. Aside from a few names, there is nothing Star Trek about this piece of ****
Whoever is writing the narration for these trailers has some serious comedic talent.
3:36 Actually, he IS one of my favorites! He's so cute. :3
rip
Valentia Well he's ded.
literally ....
Furry Dude dead*
The Troll Killer no he's *ded
"No ones favorite." Loved the whole video; hated that second WE LOVE CHEKOV OMG
If they reboot nextgen, Tom Hiddleston needs to be Data.
YES.
OOOOOOOHHHHHH YES!!
"Tic Tac Eyes, Tan Mom."
XDDD
"How can anyone see on this ship?" LOL Yeah...the lens flares got hard to watch after awhile. But I still love the movie.
Chekov was and always will be my favourite character. Rest in peace Anton Yelchin. An amazing actor taken from this world too soon.
"Winona Ryder is still working?" is the best part. I don't remember the lens flares being this bad-but I saw Star Trek at the drive-in on a double-bill with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
This was pretty funny. It actually felt like a fair trailer. Probably the most HONEST you've done yet. Keep up the great work.
you know what this movie needs?
more lens flares
Cow bells hadn't been invented yet.
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 LOL
The theaters would have to hand out welder's goggles.
Because that's his Punch Face, bro!
I almost coughed up a lung laughing at the Zapp Brannigan part oh my god
inorite
i was just like, finally, a reference to futurama
JJ directing Episode IX
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
*"IT'S A TRAP!"*
"Oh, Winona Ryder's still working?" My thoughts exactly when I first saw Stranger Things
Grounds Keeper Willie LMAO
I remember going to see Into Darkness in the cinema, soon as they showed the bridge the first thing everyone around me was whispering was, wtf the lens flares again!
Abrams' lens flares are the new Twilight stares...
And yeah, I can't wait for the Next Generation reboot either (but they BETTER NOT let Michael Bay direct it). There's already a guy that looks like Data currently acting, but where are we going to find another Patrick Stewart, and which tough, black guy should play Worf?
Bryan Cranston obviously.
micheal bay directs the movie the next thing you know lens flares are replaced by exploding stars everywhere
There better NOT be a TNG reboot!
I love the music you used with the flares :) It reminds me at the stares from shovel face... and the ones from all the other pointless twilight characters.
Do you know the name of the music they used for the lens flares scene?
No, I don't. Sry
Marc Schefold It Is Called: "Great Ambition".
"Starring Zapp Brannigan," really fucking made me laugh so hard
"Spork" and "Old Spork" does it for me :)
my fan theory is that these movies are set in an alternate universe and not the universe we have watched
Isn't that usually the case when time travel is involved?
that makes sence
Keith Fraser
If TNG never happened or happened differently I might actually begin to hate JJ Abrams forever. I never watched TOS but everything afterwards I've watched a whole bunch of.
erm, nothing is retconned. it /is/ an alternate timeline. a rather messed up one. both timelines exist in canon.
essentially, they didn't wanna reboot and copy the original story, so they just made up something that they could...copy the original history, but .. change.. erm. err.. uhh.. yeah..
Your right. However it starts in the mainstream universe and due to time travel alters history, creating another universe.
meet nero. "hello!" lmao
I occasionally come back here for them lens flares
You read it on the Internet so it must be true...
FACT: Winona Ryder's character was killed off early because she was caught stealing from the staff lunch cart.
Hahaha
Actually?! OMG....
I wonder how many people actually remember the basis of that joke....who are old enough to.
This was so much better than the real movie ... thanks ... and it was free !
i agree
In honor of Leonard Nimoy say: Live long and prosper
heavily-armed Apple store! hahahaha
The lens flare music gets me every time 😂😂 . Also, I've just realized they use that music for every funny redundant thing in a series. Remember the twilight trailers? 😂😂
If someone reboots TNG I will flip so many fucking tables!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡
I will be there to help you flip them.
Forget about Ferguson race wars... if JJ lays 1 finger on TNG... there will be fires and looting all over the planet.
I bet patrick stewart could still play his young self tough.
Guillaume Théorêt Most likely, he still looks the same
So would you flip the tables in joy or anger?
gshunw ANGER
FREAKING LENSFLARES
I don't know why but I like this Chekov
I agree
3:29 you killed me with "Zapp Brannigan"....
"The Federation's heavily armed apple store" ! Amazing!
even more flares!!LMAO
My only problem is the Spock/Nyota (Nyotta?) thing. It has no business being there and I hope it ends. I have nothing against her, but it's just wrong to me. Uhura did NOT have a thing for the men on the bridge because she wasn't just an object used for sexual tension. She was a GODDAMN LIEUTENANT.
Please, please, please, stop it. We don't need a romance. We really don't...
Sorry, by the way. I've been holding that in since I saw the movie.
Angelica Nuta Totally agree. It's sad how they turned a character who was ahead of her time in both race and gender equality into just a basic stock character/standard love interest. :(
First it is nyota, second stop bitching about it, she kissed kirk in the original show ( and it was the first inter-racial kiss on tv) but in this movie spock lost his planet and she kissed him because spock was devasted about it, ( dont forget that emotions runs deeper in Vulcans more than in humans, so sadness or any bad emotion hits harder) it not about sexuality or romance, she was trying to help him,and besides, being a strong female character does not mean that she can't love or be on a date, isn't Her a free woman ? She can do whatever she wants including dating and stop with the feminist paranoia, star trek is about interaction of people and races exploring the unknown, grow up !! Nobody needs you or Your irracional paranoia.
Isn't she a free woman*
Irrational paranoia*
They didn't just kiss, they are full on dating.
But that's not even how Vulcans kiss so what.
I know Vulcans feel stronger emotions than humans, but I don't feel that a relationship is necessary.
I don't identify as a feminist and don't like being labeled. I just don't like what they did with the character.
I apologized for ranting and you didn't have to read so don't get mad at me.
Angelica Nuta sorry for the gramma mistakes, iphone auto correct sucks. Now, about the kiss, she kissed kirk not spock, meaning that she already had a relationship with another character in the original tv show, and yes I do not feel the need as well, BUT in this case spock's planet had just been destroyed and he was really shocked about it, she tried to help him, but the real argument that Zoe and jj discussed was that there was no longer a lot of Vulcans left in the universe , and their relationship was to repopulate the species, keeping in mind that spock 's father also had a relationship with a human , moreover their bid serves as a development of character, showing that while he was Vulcan he capable of liking someone , been also important for the sequel when he is in doubt in becoming completely Vulcan or not.
I loved this movie, and the trilogy for that matter. And these trailers only compliment the audacity. I genuinely love it.
Say "you'll never take my marshmallow charms"
Do you mean Lucky Charms?
Well that's what he says
JJ Abrams needs to get his ass outta Star trek, but I will admit I am grateful if just for the fact that he got more people into Star Trek, who usually go back and see the real stuff and realize that these new ones can't compare to the older ones.
If I had seen this in the first place I wounldnt have wasted 2 hours on it!
I mean srsly.... HOW CAN YOU JUST SIT THERE FOR 25 YEARS WITHOUT CONTACTING ROMULUS!
I'm embarrassed to say it never occurred to me that he wasted 25 years until this send up. :(
I lost it at "Tan Mom".. laughter ensued.
A Nicolas Cage Honest Trailer would be EPIC!! Face Off!!
yeah, seriously, what's the point of even using lens flares anyway?
Makes it more dramatic
ironmanzelda15 But does it?
it would help if everything wasn't pure white inside the Enterprise
They're cool, but only if you don't use them very much. Like explosions and lightsabers.
John Salerno Yes.
LOL "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry"
A pre-Stranger Things joke about Winona Ryder
Chekov is my favorite.
Me tooooo :D
When someone turns on a lightsaber in episode 7 we are going to die from the lens flares(Lets hope we won't get epilepsy from lightsaber duels)
Well, it would makes sense, the weapon being made of *light* and *win* and all that. Not to mention it would explain why only a Jedi (or Sith) uses such a thing in combat...
He uses the force as sunglasses?
Theodore Kiminas Why not? Once Disney decided to throw away thirty years of exhaustive and though-provoking Expanded Universe canon for George Lucas' unedited ideas, it is now fact that the Force can impregnate a virgin woman, alignment-flip a Jedi because of ONE iffy decision (without any contemplation on the matter), and is only present because of pseudo-scientific magic disease BS.
"Force Sunglasses" is at least an interesting (and useful) idea and I sincerely hope that Disney's Episode VII completely destroys my low expectations of it.
Farscryer0 Hahaha I agree,however there is still hope,I mean nothing can be worse than epsdode 1,right?
Theodore Kiminas Episode 3, no contest. Weak sauce romance, lame reasons for becoming Darth Vader, and "Nooooooooo!"
Seriously, I tolerated Episode 1 only because of the years of anticipation, the epic lightsaber scenes, and Natalie Portman's hotness. Episode 2 left me hating Lucas but enjoying the clone troopers. And Episode 3 caused me to start smoking cigarettes, something I'm STILL trying to quit.
Freaking Zapp Brannigan xD
hahahha that cracked me up!!
My favorite part!
Hey, I love Chekov! But yeah, those lens flares render the movie nearly unwatchable until you learn to finally ignore them. They're awful.
Chekov ftw
+The Phantasm I never noticed them until this trailer :)
Imb Students Bu once you notice them, you can't un-notice them ;/
+The Phantasm I never realise them
Yeah now the 'nobodys favourite' is kinda of insensitive joke to make
"Oh, Winona Ryder's still working?" Bet you feel stupid NOW! Lol.
Meet Nero, a Romulan who looks nothing like a Romulan.
except he does look like a romulan, have you seen star trek?
I have watched TNG in it's entirety, and while Nero may bear resemblance to the original series Romulans, he looks nothing like a Romulan from the time period he came out of.
He's not from the 24th century, he's from the 25th
He should still have the appearance of a Romulan from the 24th, instead he looks like a human with tattoos and pointy ears, nothing like a Romulan.
Watch the the original star trek, they look exactly the same except these guys have tattoos
"How long will it be until they reboot Next Generation?"
2020: Hold my beer...
Love it that this makes perfect sense "sat around for 25 years without warning his planet"
At first I didn't realize the lens flairs were added in O_o
In the CGI they were - like the space scenes. But on the actual sets, they shine a bright light into the camera. I'm not even kidding. It's in the "making of" documentary. JJ Abrams is shining a bright mag-light into the camera. I'm totally serious.
***** omg :D
I hope Star Wars episode 7 doesn't have lens flares....
It will have! It´s J.J Abrams dude! well,, at least it will be a good movie for shure!
It's a trap!
Zap Brannigan phrase, Man! That made me laugh!!
Gerann Gerber did... did you think youtube is a formal website?
+Gerann Gerber Hello, allow me to be the first to welcome you to the internets. Never again leave your name at the end of a comment.
It is just the way I type, don't take it so personal!!
Dear Gérann
Stop.
Sincerely,
SMAA
"no one's favourite"... MY FAVOURITE!!
Totally on target! I love these Honest Trailers!
RIP OLD SPORK
Zapp Brannigan killed me!
Crew: *_"How many lens flares you want Mr Abrams?"_*
JJ Abrams: *_" Y E S "_*
2:08 All the Star Trek aliens we all know and love? I think nobody likes the Borg Queen
DavidAtomic are you kidding me? The Borg Queen was hot!
Antonio Wakardo Forget her, dude. She downgraded the menacing factor of the Borg. You may have 7 of 9
DavidAtomic The borg queen was a important star trek charactar. But even if she did appear in this movie she wouldn,t belong there. Don,t forget the borg came TNG
DavidAtomic I love the Borg Queen.
I love the Borg queen!
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. "NO ONES FAVORITE?" HE WAS MY ONLY FAVORITE! XD I LOVED CHEKOV.
Lol goddammit I really know how to pick um.
I thought Chekov was cool too, but I did find it hilarious when the narrator called him
"no-one's favorite." It's just a joke. There's no reason to single him out like that; it's just picking on him for no good reason, but that's what makes it funny.
***** Lol I know, I laughed when they said that in the vidXD
Lenny The Hopeless Least favorite of the gang maybe but I personally still prefer Chekov to that joke of a Captain Kirk. If there is one high profile protagonist I couldn't have given less of a crap about, it's Pine's Kirk.
It's just a joke
Xpert Gamerz Um yes. I know that, because I laughed as well. I wasn't actually mad hence the: XD face.
Promotion through shear proximity to a clean uniform.....thats my kinda job
'Chickity China, the Chinese chicken' 🤣That got me. Lol