To be fair he was propably two...three yodas high. I would forgive forgetting side tamgents then. But not the writers for giving him enough plot armor to survive 2.5 yodas of high. That's tol much man!
@@Theology.101this is an excellent dynamic for that sheev energy; no agenda, just trying to sincerely parse what these morons are trying to convey and receiving naught but psychic damage for her efforts
@@LoneWolf-xe6ye reading is fine, you just start skipping pages at some point. You can't skip Anakin's speech. He will make sure you get the side tangent too.
This is now canon. Lisa has become the greatest force user in history, but basically just uses it for child abuse that can’t be reported to authorities because it leaves no evidence. She is truly the Gaslight Gatekeeper Girlboss.
If you indulge me a spell, i think there is a facinating dichotomy between the obsession with the tale of Plaeguis the wise and the indiference towards it, one my asume it is mere coincidence, but that line of though can only be described as lazy and indiferent to the misterues of the universe, i have prepared a brief 400 pages manifesto of why this is no mere coincidence but has deeper meaning and implications
"So what is grandpa's thesis about? It is about a story about a guy who wanted to be immortal, but rather than use drugs to achieve this, this bloke started doing research, and then he had to share his research, and his peers stole his invention and killed the master with it. And what can we learn from this story? Do drugs, not science!" "ONE DRUGS PLEASE" (Larry Ben Kenobi, another timeline)
It's interesting the similitudes between his story and the tale of Dark Plagis the wise, while one was killed by his student while sleeping, the other was almost killed by his teacher, while sleeping, which many may consider "ironic".
No he has been trained by the nerd school of Jedi order (Qui-gon to Obi-wan to Anakin) while master Yoda taught Luke in the cool ways like Mace, Kylo was misled by the thesis of these nerds written in the jedi scrolls. This also explains why Yoda decides to burn them.
"And he decided to emulate the style of that most famous sith lord in history!" "All black and a cool mask." Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
See, imagine if a scientist appeared today who supported geocentric model of the Universe? His peers would kill him. They didn't kill Aristoteles. Aristoteles was kind of good in his own time. However, scientific progress is made burial by burial. Bad theories die with their fathers. Now, Anakin wrote an original research thesis. It was his child. The thesis was not great, it was just one of the millions of useless thesises in dusty libraries. However, the appearance of Kylo threatened the progress of science for another 80 years or so, as long as Dr. Ren lived. So Dr. Ren had to go.
@@u.v.s.5583 For scientists there is a fate far worse than death. Loosing your status in the scientific community which can be done in two ways. Being a dick or promoting scientific bogus.
@@u.v.s.5583Aristoteles was never good, he was academically destroyed by his peers. He was wrong about literally everything, and his contemporary philosophers proved it. Unfortunately he was rich enough from his bestsellers that he founded his own school and became the bedrock of medieval European philosophy. (Until Kant built his career on systematically disproving Aristoteles again.) Geocentrism is more of a Ptolemy thing anyway.
Is implied that he's lying to sound cooler. Like when he said "injecting marijuana..... in my eye" Which... honestly... fits with his poser personality
@@carlpittenger Ain't no one thought of pointing a deactivated lightsaber at someone's face in their sleep (so you don't wake them up with the loud lightsaber noises) and just activating it right there, in their face? Like why was that never a thing? And in this thesis I shall...
@@Skullhawk13 It is called that in the books, I didn't make it up. Also, I've never watched or read Naruto. Maybe that's why I don't see the connection to vigilantism.
Reading Anakin's thesis and doing more drugs than Yoda ever did would turn anyone evil. The height-mogging and cock-blocking was truly cruel beyond measure.
“By the way Ben, not that it’s important or anything but my father Anakin did turn back to the light side to save me at the end of his life.” -Luke Skywalker *”YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TELL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?!”* -Kylo Ren
Yoooo, Kylo not only read Anakins thesis but also UNDERSTOOD it and knew Luke would evenutally try to pull a Palpatine or as Mace Windu would say:"A little bitch move"
Ray trying to make sense of this completely FUBAR'd ass family is actually quite fitting considering she's a Palpatine, and we saw how hard of a time Sheev had with Anakin. Also I'm totally on Luke's side here, I'd wanna kill Kylo too for making Mara Jade non-canon.
Mara Jade respected the science of Professor Palpatine. She did not approve of the modern interpretations of his work being all about drugs and dominating, and beating up children to collect money for drugs. So she left the Galaxy to pursue a postdoc position in another galaxy, still far far away.
I now want to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
@@RaptorJesus Palpatine: Rey, You have to become Empress for your own good, these... These Skywalkers and their Thesis are going to drive you insane!!!
Kylo: "I explained to Mara that my uncle wasn't the good man she thought he was. That he was, in fact, a sister kisser. You could say the way she perceived him and the way he truly is was, in a way... a dichotomy."
Holy crap, Kylo both read Anakin's thesis without anything negative said about it AND he took so many drugs that EVEN YODA told him to chill out??? "He's to dangerous to be kept alive!"
"I was like: what if we made the death star a 3rd time? but this time, bigger. And also, what if it killed a sun when it fired? And also it could blow up more than one planet at a time" that's exactly the kind of thoughts I have when I inject a marihuana into my eyeballs
You mean to tell me that the reason we didn't get to see Mara Jade, and thus were robbed of even MORE Legends EU potential, was because of Ben doing drugs and reading his Grandfathers Thesis? Oh hell nah, Luke shouldn't have hesitated.
Least original comment I've ever seen. I think there's probably at least over two thousands copies of this same snide remark all over sequel related videos. Get better material already.
@lordly123 Let's see, Mando was mediocre until Season 2 finished and absolutely terrible afterwards. Bad Batch and Rebels are more Filoni garbage, same with Clone Wars S7. Yeah, tell me more about the Space Whales, mind control chips, wolf fetishism and underage togruta waifu. Thrawn is more Zahn than Disney, so that's not really an argument in your favour, especially when we see how Disney's handled the character outside of Zahn's novels. Hint: Very poorly. Everything else you mentioned is mediocre at best, or High Republic at worst. Really don't know why you pulled that as an argument in your favour, if I'm being honest. And people who like Kenobi, BoBF and The Acolyte are the same people that wouldn't complain about a sandwich made out of a literal steaming pile of literal fecal matter. Wish I could say the exact word, but UA-cam's UA-cam like that. Rogue 1, Visions and Andor are probably the only exceptions. Now let's look at the problem with those. Andor is Star Wars in name only, and is an absolutely terrible Star Wars story, where you could change it to any other sci-fi setting with minimal changes and it would still be the same. Rogue 1 completely removed one of the most popular bits of the EU from existence, by removing Kyle Katarn's work to capture the Death Star plans and handing the credit to a bunch of no-names who die at the end of the film. And Visions is weeaboo garbage. That's not to say it's bad, that's to say it's like Thrawn. You can't give Disney credit for the work of people infinitely more talented than anyone Disney has currently working on Star Wars. Once again, cope. Disney shills aren't sending their best.
Yeah no, I refuse to believe that Kylo did more drugs than Yoda. What ACTUALLY happened was that Yoda was just salty that he couldn’t do drugs anymore since he’s dead and didn’t want anyone else to enjoy themselves.
This is your best work yet. And that's saying something. My two favorite parts, in case you're curious: "He said that?" *Long pause* "Hm?" "Snoke said that you'd 'outshine' him?" *Even longer pause* "Yep." "How were you pitching Starkiller Base while you were training with Luke? The timelines don't add up." "...Sub-hyperspace tears." "Wha-" "I will _not_ elaborate."
Now I'm imagining him praying to his Vader altar about Anakins Thesis and Vaders responding to clarify his misunderstandings. Eventually Kylo leaves and Vader is still talking about his thesis. Credits roll.
Luke couldn't believe his father would do such a boring thesis. Finding redemption in discovering darth vader never wrote the thesis to be validated. But to be read by his children. Kylo Reen on the other hand admires the length of the Anakin thesis and wants every human being to read it.
Ben: Woukd you like to hear my grandfather's thesis? Rey: I allow palpatine to enter me! Palpatine: No... Im good Ben: Oh, like my mother wanted uncle luke to enter her?
I desperately need to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
Fun fact: Starkiller Base was powered by an exhaustive review of Anakin's primary sources (which includes a sprawling, self-indulgent background section on the thesis itself).
I need, NEED the Palpatine family to try and make Ben shut tf up and stay on script during the final battle while *all of the Jedi’s Force Ghosts* keep derailing the whole thing. Let Anakin’s ghost kill Sidious for real by ranting about Zoroastrianism and his thoughts on the failings of Sith philosophy. LET THE JEDI POINT OUT THAT THE SITH ETERNAL ARE INVOKING REVAN’S NAME, WHEN HE UNEQUIVOCALLY DIED AS A JEDI SO THEY DON’T GET TO CLAIM HIM. God I need Rey and Palps to just. Look at each other in the eye, sharing a quiet moment of profound solidarity and feeling like a true family over their shared devotion for the script and disdain for the insanity unfolding around them.
Honestly, I feel like they took Eraqus from Kingdom Hearts and just made Luke him since they have VERY blatant "any amount of dark is bad" motives. They are both played by Mark Hamill too.
so we know kylo is a good guy after all, because the good guys listen to anakins thesis and come out unharmed (physically at least), meanwhile the evil people (palpatine) age a century while doing so unless this was caused by the interesting side tangent which might only be in the defense and not the thesis itself
In the spirit of the sequel trilogy, I've put zero thought into how I want to adapt the story into meme format long term.
Planning? Roadmap? What are those? We'll figure it out on the way and sail on brand recognition😂
Well, you did establish precedent when you redid the Story of Darth Plagueis scene to retcon Anakin from an idiot into a very excited grad student
And yet it's still more logically coherent than the original...
@@cyberninjazero5659 I altered the canon, pray I do not alter it any further
@@cyberninjazero5659 to be fair he might have his doctor but he will always remain an idiot
"I read my grandfather's thesis, read the source materials."
Nuff said.
Revenge of the Thesis!
The sacred texts!
@@Tat011
Now we know why Yoda just burned all those Jedi scrolls.
Sacred Jedi Texts!!!
Explains why he takes all the Drugs.
Ben read his grandfather's thesis, but didn't spare even a minute to talk about the interesting side tangent? Ben, Anakin is very disappointed.
To be fair he was propably two...three yodas high. I would forgive forgetting side tamgents then.
But not the writers for giving him enough plot armor to survive 2.5 yodas of high. That's tol much man!
Bojack reference? @@ekos8282
AH YES THE INTERESTING SIDE. TANGENT.
Most likely Ben is forming his own thesis based on the interesting side tangent. Maybe even finding another side tangent within the side tangent
Maybe the side tangent wasn't written down
I like how Rey has inherited her grandfather's role as confused straight man
She will keep the Palpatine family tradition of trying to keep on script.
@@rafaelalodio5116now I imagine her and Palpatine trying to make Ben shut the fuck up during the final confrontation
unlike her grandpa, she’s genuinely trying to engage with them but their nonsense is just insane
@@Theology.101this is an excellent dynamic for that sheev energy; no agenda, just trying to sincerely parse what these morons are trying to convey and receiving naught but psychic damage for her efforts
@@chexfan2000She’s genuinely in danger of having her mind break, i fear.
Ben Solos the verse, he read Anakin's thesis and survived.
Not just read it he read and is still healthy. Palpatine was forever scarred
@@LoneWolf-xe6ye reading is fine, you just start skipping pages at some point. You can't skip Anakin's speech. He will make sure you get the side tangent too.
He didn’t just read it. He understood it.
Why do you think he's on so much drugs.
@@LoneWolf-xe6ye i wouldnt say hes healthy if he is on so much drugs that hed make yoda look like a saint..
I love how Kylo actually stutters whenever he has to swear, like his mom can slap the back of his head at any moment
There are many abilities the force grants that some might consider ... Unnatural. Like a mother dope slapping their kid from across the galaxy.
This is now canon. Lisa has become the greatest force user in history, but basically just uses it for child abuse that can’t be reported to authorities because it leaves no evidence. She is truly the Gaslight Gatekeeper Girlboss.
*Leia
@@cyborgcatrj6794 No, Lisa, like from the simpsons
He was going to call himself a son of a bitch but didn't want to insult his mom
At least Kylo didn't inherit his grandfather's fascination with dichotomy and his thesis
I wouldn't be so sure about that. He read the damn thing.
@@andreystolyarov7608that shit would be the foundational texts of the knights of ren
He didn't jump out of the window=he liked it!@@andreystolyarov7608
If you indulge me a spell, i think there is a facinating dichotomy between the obsession with the tale of Plaeguis the wise and the indiference towards it, one my asume it is mere coincidence, but that line of though can only be described as lazy and indiferent to the misterues of the universe, i have prepared a brief 400 pages manifesto of why this is no mere coincidence but has deeper meaning and implications
As far as you know
*reads Anakin’s thesis
*doesn’t ponder dichotomy
“YOU WILL NEVER BE VADER!!”
"So what is grandpa's thesis about? It is about a story about a guy who wanted to be immortal, but rather than use drugs to achieve this, this bloke started doing research, and then he had to share his research, and his peers stole his invention and killed the master with it. And what can we learn from this story? Do drugs, not science!"
"ONE DRUGS PLEASE" (Larry Ben Kenobi, another timeline)
@u.v.s.5583 Actually, they call me Bongo nowadays.
"My man."
I am STILL waiting for the full thesis to be released... I want the laymans summary, the whole fucking thing, all two hours of it.
@@fallendeusAND the interesting side tangents with heavy use of the word dichotomy
Missed opportunity for Kylo to say " he tried to kill me in my sleep. Like a little bitch." (A tip of the hat for ol mace)
It's interesting the similitudes between his story and the tale of Dark Plagis the wise, while one was killed by his student while sleeping, the other was almost killed by his teacher, while sleeping, which many may consider "ironic".
@@elmodelo101 We're going to have to nip this one in the bud.
@@aluisiousNo no, let him cook
Missed opportunity. Also in the spirit of the sequel trilogy.
No he has been trained by the nerd school of Jedi order (Qui-gon to Obi-wan to Anakin) while master Yoda taught Luke in the cool ways like Mace, Kylo was misled by the thesis of these nerds written in the jedi scrolls. This also explains why Yoda decides to burn them.
"And he decided to emulate the style of that most famous sith lord in history!"
"All black and a cool mask."
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Hey! That eliminates 3, maybe 4 sith!
Black clothes and a cool mask? You must be a sith
Ah yes! Nihilus!
@@Simmlexah yes starkiller!
Look, if even Yoda tells you to slow down you *really* have a problem. Putting him out of *our* misery would have been a kindness!
Read this in obi-wan's voice
Eh, Yoda just knew Ben was developing a major tolerance to drugs.
Yoda just wanted to keep his world records intact. Nobody can dethrone the king.
When Yoda does drugs he does them right and expects other force users to do the same.
Vader: appears
Luke: I can save him!
Kylo: appears
Luke: *Peace Was Never An Option*
See, imagine if a scientist appeared today who supported geocentric model of the Universe? His peers would kill him. They didn't kill Aristoteles. Aristoteles was kind of good in his own time. However, scientific progress is made burial by burial. Bad theories die with their fathers.
Now, Anakin wrote an original research thesis. It was his child. The thesis was not great, it was just one of the millions of useless thesises in dusty libraries. However, the appearance of Kylo threatened the progress of science for another 80 years or so, as long as Dr. Ren lived. So Dr. Ren had to go.
Well, one was his father, the other was the weird nephew we all hope was not a product of incest 🤣🤣🤣
@@u.v.s.5583 For scientists there is a fate far worse than death. Loosing your status in the scientific community which can be done in two ways. Being a dick or promoting scientific bogus.
It was an option, just not an easy or obvious one.
@@u.v.s.5583Aristoteles was never good, he was academically destroyed by his peers. He was wrong about literally everything, and his contemporary philosophers proved it. Unfortunately he was rich enough from his bestsellers that he founded his own school and became the bedrock of medieval European philosophy. (Until Kant built his career on systematically disproving Aristoteles again.)
Geocentrism is more of a Ptolemy thing anyway.
Yoda telling someone else to slow down on the drugs...
Kylo Ren is truly beyond any help.
A good thing it is, higher than the sky to be. Not so good a thing it is, higher than master Yoda to be.
Is implied that he's lying to sound cooler. Like when he said "injecting marijuana..... in my eye"
Which... honestly... fits with his poser personality
Really calling out Leia saying "I've always known" 😂
Leia is freaky fr
Luke's mistake: having a backswing as big as Mace Windu's
you have to have that much of a backswing to make sure a lightsaber does any damage these days
@@carlpittenger Ain't no one thought of pointing a deactivated lightsaber at someone's face in their sleep (so you don't wake them up with the loud lightsaber noises) and just activating it right there, in their face?
Like why was that never a thing?
And in this thesis I shall...
@@DracoSuaveLegends addressed it. It's a forbidden technique.
@@davidwuhrer6704Luke was already executing his nephew without trial. Don’t pull that naruto Kinjutsu horseshit, we already the bad guy we ball.
@@Skullhawk13 It is called that in the books, I didn't make it up. Also, I've never watched or read Naruto.
Maybe that's why I don't see the connection to vigilantism.
Reading Anakin's thesis and doing more drugs than Yoda ever did would turn anyone evil.
The height-mogging and cock-blocking was truly cruel beyond measure.
“By the way Ben, not that it’s important or anything but my father Anakin did turn back to the light side to save me at the end of his life.” -Luke Skywalker
*”YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TELL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?!”* -Kylo Ren
can't blame Luke, Kylo deleted Mara jade from cannon
Yeah, me neither
Still more respectful than what Jacen "what's character development" Solo did to Mara.
Actually, I applaud Kylo for it.
Truly irredeemable
"I read his thesis"
HE IS TOTALLY LOST TO US!
Have you read the thesis of Darth Vader the learned? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
@@benl2140unless someone was stupid enough to explicitly request for him to explain it
@@Jordan-ud4qv Correction: It's not a story a Jedi Master would tell you.
@@benl2140 but that’s outrageous, it’s unfair, if he’s a doctor, how could he not be a master?!
Rey is gonna be dissapointed to know all the ancient jedi books Luke has preserved were Anakin's tesis.
no wonder yoda tried to set it on fire
@@NotYourRealMomno Yoda just wanted to smoke his secret drug stash one last time. He kept some hidden in the ancient texts.
2:20 truly the most evil Sith user I don’t blame Luke anymore.
"On some planets I’m considered a giant."
Luke did grow up around Jawas.
Yoooo, Kylo not only read Anakins thesis but also UNDERSTOOD it and knew Luke would evenutally try to pull a Palpatine or as Mace Windu would say:"A little bitch move"
Ray trying to make sense of this completely FUBAR'd ass family is actually quite fitting considering she's a Palpatine, and we saw how hard of a time Sheev had with Anakin.
Also I'm totally on Luke's side here, I'd wanna kill Kylo too for making Mara Jade non-canon.
I can't wait for embarrassing grandpa Palpatine in the Seals Are Good continuity family.
You'd think she'd be into that kind of thing tho😂😂😂
Rey Is always so much better in parodies. She’s the normal person who’s so confused by everyone else’s absurdity.
Or a Sass Queen like in the Lego Games
0:37 "I kept injecting the... marijuana."
"straight into..."
“my eyeballs”
"I read my grandfathers thesis" PURE PAZAAK
The most implausible part of this is Mara Jade quietly leaving without killing everyone.
Mara Jade respected the science of Professor Palpatine. She did not approve of the modern interpretations of his work being all about drugs and dominating, and beating up children to collect money for drugs. So she left the Galaxy to pursue a postdoc position in another galaxy, still far far away.
3:27, Looks like Rey inherited her grandfather's common-sense and logic.
How didnt I notice that, im dumb 😞
Or his role as the straight man of the group at least.
I now want to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
@@RaptorJesus Palpatine: Rey, You have to become Empress for your own good, these... These Skywalkers and their Thesis are going to drive you insane!!!
Rey's blood unexpectedly boiled a bit when Kylo mentioned Anakin's thesis. She would learn the reason why in the next movie. 😊
So THAT'S why Disney didn't put Mara Jade in the Sequels. It's all Ben's fault!
Because of Obi-O.... wait....
Kylo: "I explained to Mara that my uncle wasn't the good man she thought he was. That he was, in fact, a sister kisser. You could say the way she perceived him and the way he truly is was, in a way... a dichotomy."
Holy crap, Kylo both read Anakin's thesis without anything negative said about it AND he took so many drugs that EVEN YODA told him to chill out???
"He's to dangerous to be kept alive!"
The thesis and more drugs then Yoda? Yeah Kylo had it coming
Knowing that Kylo destroyed Luke's chances of marrying a gorgeous redhead justifies every single one of Luke's actions.
"I was like: what if we made the death star a 3rd time? but this time, bigger. And also, what if it killed a sun when it fired? And also it could blow up more than one planet at a time"
that's exactly the kind of thoughts I have when I inject a marihuana into my eyeballs
The "I will nor elaborate" sounded so Snape like!
it sounds kathleen kenedy like
You mean to tell me that the reason we didn't get to see Mara Jade, and thus were robbed of even MORE Legends EU potential, was because of Ben doing drugs and reading his Grandfathers Thesis?
Oh hell nah, Luke shouldn't have hesitated.
Better plot than the actual trilogy we got.
If nothing else it was written by someone who seemed to give a crap about what they were doing.
Least original comment I've ever seen. I think there's probably at least over two thousands copies of this same snide remark all over sequel related videos.
Get better material already.
@@haileybennett4006 shit up I have the talky stick
@@haileybennett4006 We all will get better material when Disney does. And with the way The Acolyte turned out...
Cope.
@lordly123 Let's see, Mando was mediocre until Season 2 finished and absolutely terrible afterwards. Bad Batch and Rebels are more Filoni garbage, same with Clone Wars S7. Yeah, tell me more about the Space Whales, mind control chips, wolf fetishism and underage togruta waifu. Thrawn is more Zahn than Disney, so that's not really an argument in your favour, especially when we see how Disney's handled the character outside of Zahn's novels. Hint: Very poorly. Everything else you mentioned is mediocre at best, or High Republic at worst. Really don't know why you pulled that as an argument in your favour, if I'm being honest. And people who like Kenobi, BoBF and The Acolyte are the same people that wouldn't complain about a sandwich made out of a literal steaming pile of literal fecal matter. Wish I could say the exact word, but UA-cam's UA-cam like that.
Rogue 1, Visions and Andor are probably the only exceptions. Now let's look at the problem with those. Andor is Star Wars in name only, and is an absolutely terrible Star Wars story, where you could change it to any other sci-fi setting with minimal changes and it would still be the same. Rogue 1 completely removed one of the most popular bits of the EU from existence, by removing Kyle Katarn's work to capture the Death Star plans and handing the credit to a bunch of no-names who die at the end of the film. And Visions is weeaboo garbage. That's not to say it's bad, that's to say it's like Thrawn. You can't give Disney credit for the work of people infinitely more talented than anyone Disney has currently working on Star Wars.
Once again, cope. Disney shills aren't sending their best.
Yeah no, I refuse to believe that Kylo did more drugs than Yoda.
What ACTUALLY happened was that Yoda was just salty that he couldn’t do drugs anymore since he’s dead and didn’t want anyone else to enjoy themselves.
That's fair.
IT ALWAYS CIRCLES BACK AROUND TO THE THESIS!
Disney star wars: I will not elaborate
Me: yup, that's disney star wars
Somehow Palpatine returned 🤦🏻♂️
Hell yes. This is the new Disney cannon
I also like how he incorporated legends
I like how he also incorporated legends
I need an Avatar short where Azula tries to talk to Zuko and Iroh about Anakin's thesis only for Iroh to go "She's crazy and needs to go down."
The fact Kylo survived being killed in his sleep because he read his grandfather's thesis about Darth Plagueis being killed in his sleep is fantastic
I will not elaborate is so good a line it almost makes me like Kylo Ren.
Wow, Seals is even making Original Character Do Not Steals for his Star Wars series? Truly breaking new ground!
I don’t care break the timeline I need to know what a Ben and Anakin conversation would be like
This is your best work yet. And that's saying something.
My two favorite parts, in case you're curious:
"He said that?"
*Long pause* "Hm?"
"Snoke said that you'd 'outshine' him?"
*Even longer pause* "Yep."
"How were you pitching Starkiller Base while you were training with Luke? The timelines don't add up."
"...Sub-hyperspace tears."
"Wha-"
"I will _not_ elaborate."
what's taking me out for no reason is how calmly and for how long kylo is saying his lines every time 💀
My brother and I always watch these together, absolutely love your work. They are art
"Sub-hyper space tears... I will not elaborate."
Someone's watched the 9th movie.
"He tried to kill me in my sleep.... but I had read my grandfathers thesis."
Kylo is a physicist and Anakin was a philosopher. Thank god Luke was just a stupid backwater moisture farmer.
Huge Mara Jade mention.
"I read my grandfather's thesis, read the source material" is one of the most intimidating lines I've ever heard
"Yoda's spirit told me to slow down" holy hell Ben is a fiend
You put more thought in these than a lot of Star Wars newest projects! Always hilarious!
Best part is we can't be sure if Ben actually saw Yoda, or if he was so high off his balls he just hallucinated the muppit.
If that marijuana was not clean enough, this might just be a bit of hallucination with floaters in the eye ball…
2:48 NOT YOUR FUCKING THESIS
Can't blame Luke anymore, anyone who can listen to that thesis is a criminal
Came hoping for a thesis mention and so happy when it delivered.
The Mara Jade bit made me lmao
The way he's so casual in describing it 😂
Now I'm imagining him praying to his Vader altar about Anakins Thesis and Vaders responding to clarify his misunderstandings. Eventually Kylo leaves and Vader is still talking about his thesis. Credits roll.
The thesis saved him
"But I read my grandfather's thesis" OH, so that's why he had to die. Understandable, he's too dangerous to be left alive.
Luke couldn't believe his father would do such a boring thesis. Finding redemption in discovering darth vader never wrote the thesis to be validated. But to be read by his children. Kylo Reen on the other hand admires the length of the Anakin thesis and wants every human being to read it.
Ben read his grandfather's thesis; Rey read her grandfather's timeline inquiries.
Finally...
Sequels with good characters
I’m at work and I’m doing a good job of containing my laughter. Then I hear “… but I had read my grandfathers thesis” and lost it.
The voices are actually really good
I HAD READ MY GRANDFATHER'S THESIS BRO THAT WAS GENIUS
I didn't think any living being could survive a read-through Anakin's thesis. Much Impressive, Ben.
Luke and Leia kissed, but Luke and Mara Jade did not.
*DICHOTOMY*
Ben: Woukd you like to hear my grandfather's thesis?
Rey: I allow palpatine to enter me!
Palpatine: No... Im good
Ben: Oh, like my mother wanted uncle luke to enter her?
*Rey screams in pain in the background*
That “I will not elaborate” at the end got me
The Thesis will be the dark side's Necronomicon.
I desperately need to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
Fun fact: Starkiller Base was powered by an exhaustive review of Anakin's primary sources (which includes a sprawling, self-indulgent background section on the thesis itself).
Or maybe it was powered by Anakin's force ghost itself, after all he had an ego "as big as a sun."
I can't really blame Luuke for this now, if Ben was the reason we don't have Mara Jade i'd help him
"The ghost of yoda appeared before me-"
I choose to believe he was merely trying to score the drugs.
With lunatics like this,it any wonder that Rey adopted the surname "Skywalker?"
pure gold dude. I thank you for this nugget
palp on the machine: rey this is what hearing about the anakin thesis daily do to you.
I was waiting for Ben to start talking about dichotomies while lightsaber clashing with Luke.
I need, NEED the Palpatine family to try and make Ben shut tf up and stay on script during the final battle while *all of the Jedi’s Force Ghosts* keep derailing the whole thing. Let Anakin’s ghost kill Sidious for real by ranting about Zoroastrianism and his thoughts on the failings of Sith philosophy. LET THE JEDI POINT OUT THAT THE SITH ETERNAL ARE INVOKING REVAN’S NAME, WHEN HE UNEQUIVOCALLY DIED AS A JEDI SO THEY DON’T GET TO CLAIM HIM.
God I need Rey and Palps to just. Look at each other in the eye, sharing a quiet moment of profound solidarity and feeling like a true family over their shared devotion for the script and disdain for the insanity unfolding around them.
I love how Yoda being a Death Sticks abuser has become canon now.
Honestly, I feel like they took Eraqus from Kingdom Hearts and just made Luke him since they have VERY blatant "any amount of dark is bad" motives. They are both played by Mark Hamill too.
Man, the AI does Driver's voice really damn well.
so we know kylo is a good guy after all, because the good guys listen to anakins thesis and come out unharmed (physically at least), meanwhile the evil people (palpatine) age a century while doing so
unless this was caused by the interesting side tangent which might only be in the defense and not the thesis itself
Kylo's delivery of "he's short." is utter savagery.
I can’t express how much I love this.
“I read my grandfather’s thesis AND the source material” KILLED ME THERE 😂😂😂😂
"I was ready"
God I love your channel 😂 Seals are very good
This was a real solid change up regarding what characters to use.
And now it make sens that Luke, patron saint of redeeming and believing in people, got so furious with Ben that murder was tried.
wow, your sequel video matched the overall quality of the sequels, thats true art
You know what i Will take that over the :" i had a bad dream once of him becoming a sith"
Ben got so high on weedington he even read through the interesting side tangent
"I read my grandfather's thesis"
Well, there's what went wrong.
"He [Yoda] is ALWAYS in a drug-induced coma!"