Watching *STAR WARS* for the First Time MARATHON

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  • @claudiarose27
    @claudiarose27 Місяць тому +16123

    the dylan vs disney and its space bar saga will forever be the funniest thing

    • @milkypeanutsonafriday
      @milkypeanutsonafriday Місяць тому +134

      space bar saga continued in the star wars!

    • @steffurness
      @steffurness Місяць тому +79

      It's an issue for sure lol

    • @FinnleySmithegon
      @FinnleySmithegon Місяць тому +4

      Yep

    • @SarahMaeBea
      @SarahMaeBea Місяць тому +66

      It took me way too long to realize the "space bar" you were talking about wasn't the Mos Eisley cantina.

    • @ssjbargainsale
      @ssjbargainsale Місяць тому

      @@SarahMaeBea same

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody Місяць тому +5253

    I absolutely love the fact that he was like "why was Leia adopted into royalty and Luke was sent to the damn farm on a giant litter box?"

    • @Bklyngurl85
      @Bklyngurl85 Місяць тому +70

      Now if you watch Obi Wan you know why.

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody Місяць тому +242

      @@Bklyngurl85
      I'm sure there's some lore justification, but just at face value it's hillarious.
      "To the farm you go, b*tch!"

    • @stargold222
      @stargold222 Місяць тому +67

      He didn’t even know she was pregnant with twins did he…they didn’t have to split them up 😭

    • @ImARealCat
      @ImARealCat 21 день тому +9

      ​@stargold222 they did because they were both connected to the force, so he would sense them more easily if they stayed together.

    • @Mainlymoemonkey
      @Mainlymoemonkey 15 днів тому +1

      😊

  • @b8rger
    @b8rger Місяць тому +13215

    darth vader having his hands on his hips and wagging his finger at Leia was so fatherly, i never noticed. thanks dylan for pointing that sass

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 Місяць тому

      "God, you're such a dick!..."
      "HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GROUNDED."

    • @moonpowderr
      @moonpowderr Місяць тому +629

      they were giving us hints at the start LMAO

    • @LA_HA
      @LA_HA Місяць тому +724

      A very "You Are Grounded, young lady" moment

    • @thomasfeehan2661
      @thomasfeehan2661 Місяць тому +132

      Leia wasn't actually meant to be his daughter though at that point, so it's just a coincidence

    • @landonle3308
      @landonle3308 Місяць тому +55

      @@thomasfeehan2661 probably why people didn't like the return of the Jedi that much. Not only does the movie waste so much time on the Ewoks, but the twist with leia being the sister turned people of

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 Місяць тому +672

    Shouting “YA KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS” X2 was hilarious

    • @natalee_a7
      @natalee_a7 25 днів тому +20

      and that following him walking around screaming "GIRL, GIRL"

  • @LwaxanaProductions
    @LwaxanaProductions Місяць тому +7043

    Dylan's top 3 enemies this video:
    1. The pause button
    2. Wookie speak
    3. Golden robot

    • @LM-pj7oe
      @LM-pj7oe Місяць тому +488

      Honorable mention: Jar Jar Binks

    • @errantintent
      @errantintent Місяць тому +248

      I think Jar-Jar annoyed him more than Chewie hahaha

    • @Einsteinmusic
      @Einsteinmusic Місяць тому +31

      @@LwaxanaProductions don’t forget a clumsy gungan

    • @turntsnaco824
      @turntsnaco824 Місяць тому +13

      Your comment would have had better impact if you listed them in the opposite order, building up to the pause button. The way you listed them is like giving random details after the punchline of a joke.

    • @cmiiitch
      @cmiiitch Місяць тому +7

      And the words 'world building' apparently ahah

  • @dariamvs
    @dariamvs Місяць тому +12554

    hearing Dylan applaud Hayden Christensen's (Anakin) performance healed my inner child.

    • @nicanproud
      @nicanproud Місяць тому +1102

      Honestly, the praise Hayden got made me so happy. He's gotten so much hate for no reason over the years. I'm so glad he's going to conventions lately and getting his flowers

    • @Espritlumiere
      @Espritlumiere Місяць тому +346

      Same, I'm so happy he's finally getting the love and recognition he deserves after all these years 😊

    • @victoria_m13
      @victoria_m13 Місяць тому +282

      in my country everyone loves anakin in this trilogy. i was very surprised to find out that american viewers hate him 👀

    • @gracehinkle3623
      @gracehinkle3623 Місяць тому

      I'm one of the few American viewers who love him! May I ask what country your from?​@@victoria_m13

    • @harryr5785
      @harryr5785 Місяць тому +109

      Didn’t watch the video yet, but seeing this comment I can get into the video without being anxious about it🙌🏽

  • @ddailybianca
    @ddailybianca Місяць тому +8952

    I LOVE that you noticed the stormtrooper bonking his head because its genuinely SO funny

    • @alexx5064
      @alexx5064 Місяць тому +412

      the added “bonk” sound they applied to later versions makes it so much better

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Місяць тому +110

      We got this in laser disc when I was a kid (like 82-83. I was around 13-14). I must’ve watched this movie 50 times before I noticed the bonk & I laughed for 10 minutes straight. I showed it to every friend that came over🤣

    • @TheeWandaStan
      @TheeWandaStan Місяць тому +93

      star wars is riddled with funny little moments like that, i never understood why the sequels are the only movies that get put on blast for it. even the blue jeans guy from the mandalorian was a hilarious “mistake” and it sucks it got edited out 😭😭

    • @orimengu
      @orimengu Місяць тому +13

      Timestamp?

    • @blueberrysuup2459
      @blueberrysuup2459 Місяць тому +27

      @@orimengu 22:57

  • @nickola9749
    @nickola9749 Місяць тому +321

    Growing up and seeing how much the Star Wars purists clowned on Hayden Christensen’s acting in the prequels to seeing new viewers praise his acting is so healing for me !!!! I love him and I love the third movie SOOOO much and I’m so happy he’s finally getting the recognition he deserves!!!

    • @toddjackson3136
      @toddjackson3136 5 днів тому +1

      The writing was not great in the prequels, but their was lots of flashy action. The ironic thing is that both the original fans and the millennials look at the next last 3 movies and agree between them that they are "WTF!"

    • @vinciousmacabre8193
      @vinciousmacabre8193 День тому +1

      I watched them recently for the first time and his acting IS shit.

  • @ShelbyKozinski
    @ShelbyKozinski Місяць тому +7811

    “I know the Death Star gets blown up, I just don’t know if it’s this movie or the last one” Dylan you are not gonna believe this.

    • @ferretsnot
      @ferretsnot Місяць тому +335

      This made me laugh harder than it had any right to. I am such a nerd. lol

    • @marcelthejay
      @marcelthejay Місяць тому +9

      Huh

    • @arunrajeev2634
      @arunrajeev2634 Місяць тому +222

      ​@@marcelthejay It blows up in both movies lol

    • @gigiiiswatching
      @gigiiiswatching Місяць тому +35

      I snorted so hard it actually hurt

    • @marcelthejay
      @marcelthejay Місяць тому +5

      @@arunrajeev2634 oh yeah 😭

  • @noyaisraeli
    @noyaisraeli Місяць тому +5644

    I love how Dylan knew that Vader and Luke were father and son but not that him and Leia were SIBLINGS

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony Місяць тому +560

      To be fair, the I Am Your Father quote is incredibly famous, there's not one like that for the sibling reveal

    • @yp8152
      @yp8152 Місяць тому +77

      Cause that's not famous at all, only the I am your father line

    • @len4129
      @len4129 Місяць тому +18

      @@crematedfelony but so many memes about it I mean he knew about the meme of the fight scene in the 3rd movie

    • @ft.jackjimmy7282
      @ft.jackjimmy7282 Місяць тому +18

      @@crematedfelony but he doesn't know the "Hello there" meme?

    • @gemkitten984
      @gemkitten984 Місяць тому +45

      I found out the same time as Dylan in this vid that Leia and Luke were siblings. I think its more common to only know the Vader and Luke thing for people who haven't watched star wars before

  • @1112-m6p
    @1112-m6p Місяць тому +5574

    I love how he actual analyzed the awkwardness between padme and anakin instead of just calling it bad acting like so many people do.

    • @andreasarmiento1999
      @andreasarmiento1999 Місяць тому +244

      This may be because since he didn’t experience the films as they were coming out obviously just the prequels, therefore he’s not aware of all the memes and inside jokes of the said prequels and he didn’t have the “biased” of the hate those receive in general, that’s why his experience is pretty much inside a bubble of not knowing anything of anything and discovering things as the movies progressed.
      As someone who watched the films as a child is so funny to me 😂

    • @gilgamesh8334
      @gilgamesh8334 Місяць тому +34

      It's still bad acting/directing since their relationship still sucks in ROTS compared to Clone Wars

    • @RoboticYeti
      @RoboticYeti Місяць тому +114

      @@gilgamesh8334A lot of Dylan’s takes in this makes me think he would actually really like the Clone Wars tv show. Too bad it wouldn’t really make good content for this channel (though I’d watch for sure) and of course the early seasons are really uneven. Though those final 4 episodes are better than a ton of the movies imo…though you need the build up first

    • @mrpotatoguy1
      @mrpotatoguy1 Місяць тому +6

      @@gilgamesh8334 read a book kid

    • @Tabaluca911
      @Tabaluca911 Місяць тому +2

      @@mrpotatoguy1 The books were way better than the movies you are right.

  • @jessicahutchinson7435
    @jessicahutchinson7435 Місяць тому +155

    I’ve been watching Dylan’s videos for years, and I have to say this might just be my favourite, it was so great to get to experience Star Wars for the first time again vicariously through him. Just wow

  • @ceebee2
    @ceebee2 Місяць тому +7893

    The very first moment of Vader’s on-screen introduction including a sassy exasperated pose with hands on hips is so unintentionally in-character with his true identity it’s actually hilarious 😭

    • @mooneditor_500
      @mooneditor_500 Місяць тому +540

      It is 😂 all I see is Anakin being all smug in a mission

    • @homedepotdad1362
      @homedepotdad1362 Місяць тому +460

      Lmaoo literally anakin was the sassiest character even as a child😭

    • @becca_98
      @becca_98 Місяць тому +318

      He was grounding his daughter 😂

    • @haleypistole
      @haleypistole Місяць тому +38

      THIS HAHAHAHA

    • @Evfollower
      @Evfollower Місяць тому +210

      I’ve watched them so many times and never picked up on the fact that Anakin wags his finger at Padme (“don’t ask me to do that”) in the same way Vader does at Leia.

  • @seventeenohio2641
    @seventeenohio2641 Місяць тому +3830

    Anakin's fall to the dark side is much more complex than it seems. The dude grew up as a slave which was only the start. When Qui Gon died, Anakin lost the father figure he needed. Obi Wan wasn't ready to train him and he wasn't what Anakin needed. The constant suppressing of emotions is also a big reason why his emotions explode every time something big happens. Like when his mother died. Even with this, Yoda knew of Anakin's pain and did nothing to help him. Anakin was also always treated differently than all the other Jedi. He was given the pressure of being the Chosen One and how important he was. But they also kept a short leash at all times. And then the fear of Padmé's death pushed him even further. Anakin was never truly freed from being a slave. He was a slave his entire life. First he was an actual slave. Then he became a slave to the Jedi. By the end of his time as a Jedi, he was also a slave to his emotions. Only for him to destroy the Jedi and become a slave to Palpatine. The only time Anakin was truly free was when Luke turned him back to the light side of the force

    • @jamila8279
      @jamila8279 Місяць тому +220

      This is why the clone wars is soo good

    • @SilverBlO0d
      @SilverBlO0d Місяць тому +283

      yes yes yes a million times yes. anakin's journey is probably one of the most tragic and complex plotline ever and no one can change my mind

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 Місяць тому +20

      @@SilverBlO0d its such an underrated movie trope

    • @mariafernandagonzalezvalen3669
      @mariafernandagonzalezvalen3669 Місяць тому +139

      And let's not forget the whole ordeal in the Clone Wars tv show where he was lead to believe Obi-wan had died while everyone else knew the truth and a couple months later he loses his padawan, like man, it was a long way coming

    • @miladamasceno8265
      @miladamasceno8265 Місяць тому +81

      and lets not forget about giving him a padawan only to see her stripped of her title and being cast mild war

  • @kelsey2871
    @kelsey2871 Місяць тому +3683

    Dylan having the superior take that the Jedi and their ways are morally skewed, and that that was what inevitably sent Anakin on his path… this commentary kicked ass

    • @SamHunt-o7d
      @SamHunt-o7d Місяць тому +138

      I wish he watches clone wars too!

    • @orimengu
      @orimengu Місяць тому +34

      ​@SamHunt-o7d that's exactly what i was thinking! I think he'd enjoy it

    • @kamixakadio2441
      @kamixakadio2441 Місяць тому +50

      That is most certainly not the "superior take", it's the objectively incorrect take. His insight on the Jedis teachings were horrible. Jedi said no attachments, and Dylan thought that meant No emotion. No, the Jedi were not what inevitably sent Anakin on his path, Palpatines manipulation was. The Jedis lack of seeing to Anakins personal problems helped towards it, but was by no means the biggest contributor.

    • @jensrettberg7968
      @jensrettberg7968 Місяць тому +23

      have to agree, the Jedis made Darth Vader

    • @cece28860
      @cece28860 Місяць тому +4

      @@kamixakadio2441 exactly!

  • @sourswift
    @sourswift 10 днів тому +45

    Dude you’re such a good reactor, this is the first time I found your channel and I love watching people react to Star Wars for the first time because it’s a series I adore and I want others to experience it but you absolutely knocked it out of the park with this
    I was laughing for like a good 20% of the reaction whenever you would stop to crap on Chewie or 3po (even tho I love them) and all the fun comments you made were great
    And on top of all that it was a relief to watch someone actually give a detailed analysis and understand the plot, it was also insanely surprising to me how many things you managed to nearly perfectly predict or get close to it
    You definitely earned a subscriber!

  • @neleswl
    @neleswl Місяць тому +10767

    Dylan: Being extremely bothered by Chewbacca and C3PO
    Me instantly thinking of JarJar Binks: Oh sweet summer child

    • @amandashumpert3564
      @amandashumpert3564 Місяць тому +429

      LITERALLY I love chewy and C-3PO I literally was like Dylan HAS to hate JarJar

    • @isabellarivas559
      @isabellarivas559 Місяць тому +290

      I felt soooo bad for him when Jar Jar first popped onto the screen. I was like “oh noooo…”

    • @TrueFever
      @TrueFever Місяць тому +112

      Exactly! I was like “oh boy just wait” lol

    • @patriplaymobil
      @patriplaymobil Місяць тому +137

      R2D2 is the real hero on these movies and nobody can prove me wrong 💀

    • @CrazyLexy1
      @CrazyLexy1 Місяць тому +18

      I was waiting for ep 1....now I am laughing my ass off

  • @Nothinng405
    @Nothinng405 Місяць тому +2511

    the fact that we got this content this high quality for free is actually insane

    • @TypeLproductions
      @TypeLproductions Місяць тому +24

      Bruh it’s just a dude reacting to Star Wars, there high budget and insane work on certain documentaries on here about super interesting topics, and videos on how to do certain things that would otherwise cost money in school courses, I’d say that type of content is what’s incredible to be free.

    • @celina2373
      @celina2373 Місяць тому +48

      @@TypeLproductions bro it's a joke, calm down

    • @TypeLproductions
      @TypeLproductions Місяць тому

      @@celina2373 calmer than you

    • @mermaidmaterial5735
      @mermaidmaterial5735 Місяць тому +2

      @@TypeLproductionsyou are a real one

    • @ellavargas4103
      @ellavargas4103 Місяць тому

      @@TypeLproductions u must be so much fun at parties.

  • @mike-mz6yz
    @mike-mz6yz Місяць тому +8633

    empire destroys an entire planet to send a message.
    Dylan "we've never seen the empire do anything bad"

    • @nyxldx
      @nyxldx Місяць тому +681

      "that was only 1 time!"
      - Dylan, probably

    • @joshreid2200
      @joshreid2200 Місяць тому +138

      I was desperately looking for a comment that pointed this out 😂

    • @zairan4296
      @zairan4296 Місяць тому +182

      Literally Space Naz1s and he’s just like “Nah. They’re fine.”

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Місяць тому +6

      THIS

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 Місяць тому +245

      The Empire savagely burns up Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen into a skeleton:
      Dylan: “I feel like we needed to see more from the Empire”

  • @laurakearns1702
    @laurakearns1702 28 днів тому +178

    Dylan immediately picking up on Luke being the most whiny character of all time LMAO

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 5 днів тому

      He whines like 3 times in A New Hope...

  • @paopawika
    @paopawika Місяць тому +6283

    1:26:16 “Another Skywalker? Does he have a-“ *pause* THE WAY I CACKLED

    • @alexandriahuffman7313
      @alexandriahuffman7313 Місяць тому +594

      His face during the realization is golden

    • @chocotaco269
      @chocotaco269 Місяць тому +369

      The emotional journey his face went through was sooooo funny 😂😂😂😂

    • @renoirrr
      @renoirrr Місяць тому +144

      every emotion in one second istg 😭💀

    • @augusterickson1869
      @augusterickson1869 Місяць тому +204

      And you can see that he has heard that information somewhere but buried it down deep.

    • @tomorrowsucked4941
      @tomorrowsucked4941 Місяць тому +203

      Every time he made his Luke and Leia jokes early on I was looking forward to the realization moment and it did not disappoint

  • @johndoe-ld9sm
    @johndoe-ld9sm Місяць тому +3799

    I've never felt anyone has ever match an EMOTION so much as when he paused immediately after meeting Jarjar Binks.

    • @joepagram8287
      @joepagram8287 Місяць тому +153

      That look of pure disdain 😂

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen Місяць тому +61

      Trust that most of us felt that way 😂

    • @iehdontknow
      @iehdontknow Місяць тому +39

      I‘m only 44 min in and I’m waiting for it so desperately

    • @cass7559
      @cass7559 Місяць тому +32

      i feel like i’m in the small majority and that’s okay, but i love jarjar 😭 i can admit he gets annoying but there’s parts about him that i love

    • @operanchu
      @operanchu Місяць тому

      ​@@cass7559yess

  • @malsnakamoto
    @malsnakamoto Місяць тому +9801

    Dylan finding out Leia and Luke are siblings after the kiss and all the thirsting Luke did is gonna be hilarious for me to experience

    • @TheSadiemagic
      @TheSadiemagic Місяць тому +192

      It’s gonna be so funny I’m excited lmao

    • @georginavasvari4906
      @georginavasvari4906 Місяць тому +188

      oh I just watched the scene it was so good omg 😂

    • @Gabrielle.Steele
      @Gabrielle.Steele Місяць тому +107

      Haha I was waiting for this the whole time it was so funny knowing what he didn’t

    • @SailorDee
      @SailorDee Місяць тому +134

      1:26:11
      Golden

    • @michaelmullan792
      @michaelmullan792 Місяць тому +99

      ​@SailorDee you can see the moment everything clicks for him

  • @MiaHeartsAngel.D
    @MiaHeartsAngel.D 29 днів тому +66

    Dylan remembering Leia is Luke’s sister is the best thing ever 😂😂😂

  • @plasticbagman6610
    @plasticbagman6610 Місяць тому +9018

    Dylan clocking that mark hamil was in a car accident and had a injury to his face is insane

    • @joepagram8287
      @joepagram8287 Місяць тому +300

      I didn’t hear him say that but he definitely noticed differences in how he looked throughout the trilogy.

    • @joelpierce1453
      @joelpierce1453 Місяць тому +324

      Yeah that was an insane thing to call out.

    • @LaEmporoar
      @LaEmporoar Місяць тому +743

      @@joepagram8287 i think he made a comment about how Luke must've had a messed up face before filming for them to immediately make him get beat up in Episode V by the yeti dude

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister Місяць тому +93

      Yeah, I hope he finds out he was right!

    • @Lena-ds2oh
      @Lena-ds2oh Місяць тому +83

      @@joepagram8287 he did, he just assumed that maybe why his face changed was because maybe mark must of had a injury and they had to put the story around that

  • @stargold222
    @stargold222 Місяць тому +3792

    Luke’s incinerated family is one of the most disturbing things I watched as a little kid and Dylan’s like “NOOO THE JEAN JACKET”

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 Місяць тому +150

      imagine the timeline where everything is the same, except Luke is given that jean jacket

    • @chocotaco269
      @chocotaco269 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂

    • @eshab3597
      @eshab3597 Місяць тому +81

      "To a CRISP?!" 🤣

    • @isabelmcgaugh711
      @isabelmcgaugh711 Місяць тому +19

      This was the first movie I watched with unapologetically horrific corpses

    • @brookb5890
      @brookb5890 Місяць тому +8

      It was so disturbing to me that I didn't even realize what I was looking at for YEARS! It's like the dead bodies at the beginning of Tarzan. I understood that death had occurred, but my brain couldn't process the images, and a version of this film lives in my head where the corpses are just off-screen.

  • @lukimirai4662
    @lukimirai4662 Місяць тому +2255

    The story of Anakin is so sad... he was never really free, born a slave in Tatoinne, being raised as a tool and a soldier for the jedi (and getting his promotion to knight because of the war), and meanwhile we have Palpatine grooming him in the dark until Anakin doesn´t have anyone else to turn for help (isolating and turning him little by little against the jedi).
    The moment when he gains freedom is when he dies after saving his son and killing his abuser...

    • @ilmarziano
      @ilmarziano Місяць тому +70

      yeah, one thing I liked about the Ahsoka series is that we see him finally free and whole, how he could have been if every piece fit correctly for him

    • @nomorepartiezz
      @nomorepartiezz Місяць тому +40

      What’s even sadder is I’m pretty sure he’s only like 23 when he becomes Darth Vader and then dies by the time he’s 45. He spent the first ~quarter of his life as a fucking slave and then the last half a tortured horribly disfigured nugget cyborg twisted by hatred and evil. Shits fucking sad.

  • @charajensen3186
    @charajensen3186 Місяць тому +54

    Oh my gosh I ADORE this video. I’m an avid Star Wars fan, so this was some of the best content for my soul. Your assessment of the Jedi was spot on. It’s one of the things I love about Star Wars is how the Jedi destroy themselves by forbidding attachment and emotion. Notice that in Episode 6 it’s Luke’s attachment to his father that saves everyone. If Anakin’s attachment and emotions had been encouraged, the whole Darth Vader turn would have been avoided and the Jedi would still be around. But their pride corrupted them and they were blind to a freakin Sith Lord in their very midst because they thought they were top dawg. It’s so tragic and so well done. Episode 3 is one of my favorite movies of all time🔥
    Thanks for making this.

  • @rumateez
    @rumateez Місяць тому +2279

    bro’s reaction to Hayden Christensen Anakin’s force ghost appearing out of nowhere at the end of ROTJ is gonna be HILARIOUS.

    • @ebreshea1337
      @ebreshea1337 Місяць тому +164

      it was pretty funny bc in a new hope he commented on how good the cgi looks for 1977 or whatever.

    • @cyndi2865
      @cyndi2865 Місяць тому +43

      @@ebreshea1337I can’t believe he didn’t know George has changed it multiple times

    • @MrWord283
      @MrWord283 Місяць тому +63

      @@cyndi2865 well, he is new into this, so its not really unbelievable

    • @cyndi2865
      @cyndi2865 Місяць тому +2

      @@MrWord283 I suppose that is true.

    • @ghost_vivs
      @ghost_vivs Місяць тому +14

      @@cyndi2865he didn't even know luke and leia were siblings until way too late lmao

  • @maria.hamandi
    @maria.hamandi Місяць тому +3575

    10:30 Luke saying “I’ve got work to do” has the same energy as Peter Parker saying “I got homework” to Tony Stark 😆

    • @laurencamila9024
      @laurencamila9024 Місяць тому +116

      Glee
      Rachel: Let's get married
      Finn: I have Gym

    • @noyaisraeli
      @noyaisraeli Місяць тому +57

      One tree hill
      What are your plans after high school?
      Brooke: after high school I have cheer practice

    • @salsa_slayer
      @salsa_slayer Місяць тому +9

      Patrick Bateman: I need to return some videotapes

    • @rubyxfox
      @rubyxfox Місяць тому +4

      I came here to comment this exact thing lmao

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 Місяць тому +3

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking too!😂

  • @lexsweet6696
    @lexsweet6696 Місяць тому +1119

    "are they all natalie portman?" dylan perfectly encapsulates how it feels to watch this movie LMAO

  • @theimperialorchestra
    @theimperialorchestra Місяць тому +52

    Bro, I love this so much. It was funny to see you just kinda throw Dooku out and forget about him as soon as he died. He doesn't have nearly as much of a role in the movies as in the Clone Wars show. Also, you are 100% correct when you were saying that Jar Jar was meant to play a bigger part in the movies. Idk if you have heard the Darth Jar Jar theory, but it makes so much sense, and it would have been awesome to see it happen. Also, in regards to the fight between Palpatine and the Jedi when they were trying to arrest him (and in basically every other lightsaber duel) the fight is meant to be happening much faster than we see. They did not portray that well at all in the movies, but basically Palpatine was moving so fast that even the Jedi masters couldn't react in time, but it just looked really dumb in the movie. In the novel of Revenge of the Sith, I am pretty sure it is said that when Obi-Wan is fighting Grevious, the fight is happening so fast that Obi-Wan was actually blocking 20 attacks per second from Grevious, but again, not well portrayed in the movies. And, part of why Mace Windu was able to best Palpatine is because he uses a specific lightsaber form that is meant to counter the sith's way of fighting. The sith draw on their hatred and anger when they fight, but with Mace's saber form, he uses the emotions of his opponents to fuel his fighting, so drawing on the hatred of Palpatine made Mace be able to overpower him. The Star Wars storyline is so insanely in-depth, the movies are just scratching the surface, but they are definitely always fun to watch through (excluding movies 7, 8, and 9, but I would still check those ones out, they can be alright to watch for the first time. Fair warning though, they are pretty bad). I am very glad you ended up enjoying Star Wars!

  • @praisesolek
    @praisesolek Місяць тому +1970

    On the off chance you see this comment:
    Rogue One and Andor are exactly what you asked for, regarding ‘why should I hate the Empire?’ and ‘how does the Empire work?’ They’re both so deep into what it’s like to be under the Empire, especially Andor.

    • @Messabean
      @Messabean Місяць тому +10

      I was just about to comment that !

    • @taylorrhouser
      @taylorrhouser Місяць тому +64

      Yesss if you watch one star wars show, make it Andor! It made me interested in the universe again

    • @Chillie_Pepper
      @Chillie_Pepper Місяць тому +43

      Clone Wars is also pretty great

    • @Messabean
      @Messabean Місяць тому +9

      @@Chillie_Pepper Absolutely it will make you understand the story so much better

    • @ck-bo7sb
      @ck-bo7sb Місяць тому +15

      I'm so so so glad I saw this comment. Andor is perfection.

  • @kiaraflynn9867
    @kiaraflynn9867 Місяць тому +2205

    i lost my boyfriend recently to cancer and he made me watch all 6 episodes before he passed (which i loved every second of). we watched episode three in his hospital room so the emotional rollercoaster this was of happiness and almost feeling like i was reliving the emotions of watching it with him for the first time made me smile constantly for 4 hours. that’s the happiest i’ve been in the 5 months since he passed. thank you for this hilarious yet comforting commentary
    edit: thank you everyone for your wonderfully kind comments. Connor was the kindest soul and i’m so grateful to see that exist still❤️

  • @andrianaa
    @andrianaa Місяць тому +1372

    hayden christensen praise will never not warm my heart, especially after everything he's been through during those movies

  • @_MadMaddy_
    @_MadMaddy_ Місяць тому +12

    I watched through this whole thing in one sitting, there was never a dull moment. I have been a Star Wars fan my whole life and absolutely loved to see Dylan react and try to figure everything out, and I laughed and laughed at his jokes. These movies are just masterpieces.

  • @findme7585
    @findme7585 Місяць тому +4181

    Had genuinely thought Dylan was making "watching all of Star Wars" just one of his running jokes. Like college and him being a book author.
    Best surprise ever.

    • @Kdizzzzz9999
      @Kdizzzzz9999 Місяць тому +273

      Hes done a lot in his 20 years of life

    • @Puggylord316
      @Puggylord316 Місяць тому +185

      next thing you know the book is going to release

    • @nellislost_
      @nellislost_ Місяць тому +46

      Literally! Not only was I jump-scared into seeing he had not forgotten his Instagram password but I thought he was lying when he said he actually posted a Star Wars video 💀

    • @annakabibe615
      @annakabibe615 Місяць тому +18

      It’s giving me hope he’s actually going to recap the office

    • @EdenDai96
      @EdenDai96 Місяць тому +19

      Is the book thing a gag… I am so dense 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @fun2building
    @fun2building Місяць тому +1203

    The misunderstanding of Leia being the princess of the entire "Republic" rather than just that planet that got blown up is really powerful

    • @keisha6220
      @keisha6220 Місяць тому +253

      Him thinking she was princess of the entire galaxy was killing me, and thinking she’s above Han when she’s literally homeless hahaha

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector Місяць тому +44

      If the dude would be quiet and just let the story unfold for 5 minutes, he would not be confused.
      It was pretty clear to all of us that the Republic was gone in that original movie. The promise of seeing it in the prequels was a huge selling point of those movies.

    • @cesarvillalobos1692
      @cesarvillalobos1692 Місяць тому +10

      I aleays think back to how people understood parts of the star wars lore before they were fleshed out in the EU. And I had never thought of that one in particular. Loved seeing it.

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector Місяць тому +15

      @@cesarvillalobos1692 "The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away." It's right there in the first movie.

    • @cesarvillalobos1692
      @cesarvillalobos1692 Місяць тому +8

      @@SubterrelProspector yeah yeah no I get that but you can think that leia is still the princess in exile or former princess of the republic

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet Місяць тому +1636

    I still can't believe that Hayden Christensen got all that hate for his role as Anakin. As Dylan already stated, he is clearly a great actor, and he gave an incredible performance with his role as Anakin. Thank god he got redemption in modern times, but it still feels unfair to him back then

    • @evergreens5194
      @evergreens5194 Місяць тому +61

      @@jennym2276 If you look at his audition video he was very natural unlike others. Plus he was just starting his career so he wasn't going to be amazing the first time, but in the later movies he displayed his deep anger and trauma SO well.

    • @bridgetsleepy7841
      @bridgetsleepy7841 Місяць тому +26

      I agree. Majority of the “acting issues” can be attributed to the super dramatic dialogue. Revenge of the Sith is a hard one for me to rewatch all the way through because it hurts too much. He did a great job.

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal Місяць тому +10

      @@bridgetsleepy7841 The fact that he even manages to evoke ANY emotion with some of the wildly unnatural dialogue writing speaks to his talent. The flaws with the prequels were in Lucas and (almost) Lucas alone, the amount of hate assorted actors got for his awkward writing, unusual direction and strange plot holes is a tragedy.

  • @sanzianaursulean5323
    @sanzianaursulean5323 Місяць тому +13

    Dylan, i just wanna say that you’re the only content creator that, despite my hate for these social and content platforms, still intrigues me into coming back once in a while on your channel. You provide us with such a fun and pleasant way to forget about the everyday troubles, but still in an mind engaging way. Following your train of thought during your movie commentaries is just so captivating and i feel i’ve learned a lot, over the time, about movies. Who needs college when there s your channel, right? You have such a kind presence and i truly wish u the best!

  • @emilyy8074
    @emilyy8074 Місяць тому +2117

    3:19:00 I honestly love the long commentaries. The past five days I’ve been watching it in bits and have been thoroughly enjoying

    • @j0hn00
      @j0hn00 Місяць тому +60

      Same here. I generally watch a UA-cam video or two on my lunch break at work, so the past couple days this has been filling my lunch time😂

    • @TheMughes
      @TheMughes Місяць тому +6

      same!

    • @xiomaratriny
      @xiomaratriny Місяць тому +7

      I’M DOING THE SAME THING!!!

    • @Jjlinnyy
      @Jjlinnyy Місяць тому +6

      Me too!

    • @jamesgrannum3736
      @jamesgrannum3736 Місяць тому +4

      I watched it in a day lol... while working haha

  • @JonGuttenburg
    @JonGuttenburg Місяць тому +21585

    Oh nice an another Dylan vide…OH MY GOODNESS

  • @Ihaveacreativehandle
    @Ihaveacreativehandle Місяць тому +1169

    As a dedicated star wars fan who has never seen this channel, this was so fun to watch. I never realized how many plot holes there were, especially when you bring in obscure lore and every show in this universe.This was legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in so long, and your jokes have got me giggling like I haven't in months.

    • @meghanboehm2495
      @meghanboehm2495 Місяць тому +41

      I never realized until I showed it to someone who had never seen it. Ever since, I've loved the films more for their goofy moments instead of trying so hard to take it seriously

    • @earlygirlgabber
      @earlygirlgabber Місяць тому +19

      welcome to the community :))

    • @kevinguiboche2359
      @kevinguiboche2359 Місяць тому +2

      I'd be inclined to agree but I just watched another watch it for the first time and understood everything

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 29 днів тому +3

      A new troublemaker!

  • @sophiadebar382
    @sophiadebar382 Місяць тому +28

    “Show us why the Empire is bad”
    Dylan, they burned Luke’s foster parents alive

    • @Pred439
      @Pred439 7 днів тому

      And blew up an entire planet of people. Lmao

  • @isabellarivas559
    @isabellarivas559 Місяць тому +1000

    Bro I love that Dylan recognizes and appreciates Hayden’s performance as Anakin. Because his performance was genuinely moving and had to carry a lot of weight considering the struggles with the writing, directing, and overall pacing of Anakin’s downfall.
    It fr baffles me that ppl thought and still think that Hayden’s acting was bad. Especially when it comes to the scene where he tells Padme about the Tusken village he slaughtered. You can really feel the weight of his emotions grappling with his actions and capacity for hatred of an innocent party. I also feel that he played Anakin’s frustration of losing his mother very well, bitter and resentful but then impulsively violent

  • @darth_bagel
    @darth_bagel Місяць тому +1920

    2:21:24 “you wanna raise sociopaths, that’s what you want? You want no emotions? That’s the path of a Jedi? I don’t think that’s right”
    Actually all of Dylan’s insight during this scene was spot on! As far as Anakin’s fall and how the council contributed. Very insightful

    • @RedCaio
      @RedCaio Місяць тому +54

      Yeah I think he'd like the Acolyte. He'd even see the saber color answered too

    • @ilmarziano
      @ilmarziano Місяць тому +41

      He got so much right I feel incredibly rewarded by his reaction to the movies!

    • @kamixakadio2441
      @kamixakadio2441 Місяць тому

      Are you stupid? "Spot on"?
      He couldnt have misunderstood the Jedi teachings more. His insight was as shallow as a pond.
      Sociopaths? Do you even know what being a Sociopath constitutes? The Jedi was never about "No emotions", it was about No attachments.
      Emotion was very much still allowed, in abundance even, just a very specific few emotions were not allowed, as they could directly cause you to end up on the dark side.

    • @nicanproud
      @nicanproud Місяць тому +23

      I love watching someone truly question the Jedi.

    • @darth_bagel
      @darth_bagel Місяць тому +37

      @@nicanproud that’s the whole point of the prequels… to point out the flaws in the jedi’s dogma… and set up for the balance brought to the Jedi way in the original films by Luke/Leia and ultimately Anakin

  • @ellavega6351
    @ellavega6351 Місяць тому +1320

    “He doesn’t look like he’s gonna kill you, he looks like he’s gonna ask for your manager”😭😭 5:16

  • @algovorus
    @algovorus 16 днів тому +10

    I love this. Absolutely loved it. You saw them all without any external influence. Most fans don't get the message of George Lucas' six movies, because they get influenced by all of the other authors and spin-offs with their different versions. But THIS is Star Wars. Some things you might have missed or asked:
    - The Jedi are basically buddhists, you are correct. It's an intersection between ascetism, stoicism, desert fathers, zen monks and samurai.
    - Luke was wrong to go after Leia and Han. He was the one who got hurt and had to be rescued by them at the end. They suffered but they didn't die, Yoda was right.
    - There's no luck in SW. The Force has a will and it orders the events of the universe. Mostly selfless individuals serve as a more pure channel for it, like kids, Jedi and yes, Jar Jar (no greed).
    - There's heavy post-production editing because there was a lot of footage and Lucas loves to improvise and create on the spot. Most people forget these are independent experimental films.
    - According to the choreograph, in a scale 1-10, most Jedi are 6 in competence. In Ep III Anakin and Dooku are 8, Yoda and Sidious are 9, Mace almost 9. Mace does win the fight to Sidious.
    - With the dark side Anakin gets to 9, but he's unstable. Obi Wan is not powerful, he's just disciplined, with effort he's on 8, but very stable, that's how he wins, he's the underdog.
    - Lucas never explained why the Sith have red sabers, he doesn't think that's important to explain, it's just to visual symbolism.
    - Authors in the Expanded Universe and the Disney Universe tend to say red lightsabers are not natural, either synthetic or corrupted. Meh who cares.
    - Padme went through a lot carrying twins, even being choked and falling pregnant, being broken-hearted. She just seemed fine because she was doing one last effort for her kids.
    - It can be theorized, that because she was carrying very powerful force-sensitive babies, she was using the force in some way and that's where that endurance came from.
    I honestly don't recommend watching anything else. The hexalogy is enough for people to keep on discovering details after 40 years. But I'm sure some fans WILL recommend 'Andor' (2022) and its movie sequel 'Rogue One' (2016). I wouldn't know WHERE to put cause the tone is too different from Lucas and Disney's style. The 2nd and last season of Andor is coming next year so you have time to think about it. There's some more important titles usually recommended:
    - CLONE WARS (2003): The first version. You should really, really start with it. It's just 2 hours long like a movie, it's a 2D animation from the creator of Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab.
    - 'The Force Unleashed' (2008): Lucas only ever produced this one videogame, it bridges the 2 trilogies. Avoid part II, Lucas wasn't involved and it barely has story.
    - 'THE Clone Wars' (2008): The second version. Boba Fett has some more story in it. It's a full show in CG. Lucas series finale is season 5. Season 6 is bonus episodes but great.
    - Disney's 'TCW Last season' (S7) (2020): Honestly for me this one is OPTIONAL These were unproduced eps that offered needed closure, but were altered and changed Lucas plans.
    - 'The Mandalorian' seasons 1&2 (2019): You can watch it as an epilogue for the whole saga. The series is kinda bland, but that 2nd season finale is perfect, Toy Story 3 perfect.
    As I said you don't need to watch anything else. Everything else is just Lucasfilm or Disney trying to exploit the brand and IP. With all honesty.

  • @rextitan
    @rextitan Місяць тому +1307

    This could have easily become a 'Why do people like this?' reaction. Instead i just had the best 4 hours hangin out and sharing the joy of your experience with this story. Thanks for the great time Dylan. Revenge of the sith is one of my favourite movies of all movies. Watching you put together the story was a great feeling.

    • @ilmarziano
      @ilmarziano Місяць тому +43

      Same!!! It healed some part of me seeing another person just enjoy this saga almost as much as I enjoy it, after trying to get people close to me invested in it but just not getting it, thanks Dylan

    • @ouch-my-balls
      @ouch-my-balls Місяць тому

      yessss there's been so much hate in the star wars community so it's nice to see someone sit down and just react to the movies without whining about everything and just having a good time

    • @gracehinkle3623
      @gracehinkle3623 Місяць тому +16

      Ikr I was so happy! As a super big Star Wars fan I loved just seeing someone acknowledge how good it can be instead of being like "how the fuck did this get popular?"

    • @haleyadamic
      @haleyadamic Місяць тому +2

      @@gracehinkle3623I love this. Watching this commentary made me remember how much I love these movies.

  • @sanidhyas5036
    @sanidhyas5036 Місяць тому +2581

    OMFG 😭😭 4 HOURS OF DYLAN!?? I MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING GOOD IN LIFE TO WITNESS THIS MOMENT.

    • @hxllywoodb
      @hxllywoodb Місяць тому +27

      4 hrs of dylan beefing with the space bar 😭

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Місяць тому +709

    The advantage Dylan has over any other movie commentator is that he actually understands writing and movies so well, it’s actually engaging to hear him criticize stuff even something like star wars lol, cuz he knows his shit

  • @CEMonaghanOfficial
    @CEMonaghanOfficial 12 днів тому +4

    Not gonna lie, I love your reaction to this. It was, in a lot of ways, a real fresh breath of air. Simultaneously hilarious, infuriating, and just straight genuine interaction and interpretation all at once.

  • @kelsey2871
    @kelsey2871 Місяць тому +1361

    “Something about the Jedi just feels a little inhumane” I fear you ate here sir holy shit

  • @marias.wainwright3481
    @marias.wainwright3481 Місяць тому +830

    I was doing chores with this in the background and wondering why it never stopped then I clicked and saw it's longer than the lord of the rings director's cut, bless this 20 year old man

  • @Lynner2210
    @Lynner2210 Місяць тому +934

    The amount of time and effort Dylan put into this is insane. Six movies edited down to just four hours. And he still edits his own DIIT videos. We need to send him some extra love for this one!

    • @moonpowderr
      @moonpowderr Місяць тому

      diit?

    • @Lynner2210
      @Lynner2210 Місяць тому +3

      @moonpowderr Short for Dylan Is In Trouble. Lol.

    • @leza4453
      @leza4453 Місяць тому +1

      So the British editor is not involved?

    • @Lynner2210
      @Lynner2210 Місяць тому +27

      @@leza4453 Joe only does Ooga Booga videos.

  • @meganmcdonald1383
    @meganmcdonald1383 Місяць тому +9

    Dylan laughing so hard he snorted at the stormtrooper bonking his head in ANH is so wholesome and so relatable. Star Wars is the best.

  • @simonpodliska1072
    @simonpodliska1072 Місяць тому +823

    3:33:05 you're actually right about this- Anakin didn't turn evil simply because "the prophecy said so". Anakin had abandoned everything he knew by the time he was 8 years old, and the one person who truly believed he could be trained died. His new "father figure" treated him more like a brother, and as such, he grew up with nobody who would truly listen to him. Jedi are told to not have any attachment, and most start so eary that they have no memory of attachment to hold onto. Anakin, on the other hand, remembers it clearly, and as such held a powerful feeling of loss that he couldn't do anything with. That's why he marries despite what he's been told, why he abandons his mission to visit his mom, and why, in the end, he becomes so power hungry- he needs that attachment as much as anyone else, and was never told of a healthy way to gain it. He's a broken character in a world that treats him more like a savior than a human. Obviously it's no excuse for who he turned into, but it didn't exactly come out of nowhere either.

    • @namyvoid
      @namyvoid Місяць тому +7

      Bingo

    • @wormantor6979
      @wormantor6979 Місяць тому +41

      This and also the ineptitude and hypocrisy of the Jedi order make anakin lose faith in them. Two of the biggest examples are when mace windu says that palpatine is too dangerous to be kept alive and when obi wan says only the sith deal in absolutes (which itself is an absolute statement). The Jedi also do not know how to deal with negative emotion at all. Yoda just keeps telling anakin to bury his emotion and learn to move on without actually giving any advice on how hes supposed to move on. Like you said, this causes anakin to not have the guidance that he needs

    • @margusiraptor9729
      @margusiraptor9729 28 днів тому +1

      Great analysis!

    • @EpicAssasin
      @EpicAssasin 24 дні тому

      The reason that Anakin did turn was because it was in the prophecy. the prophecy was that "The Chosen One would destroy the sith and bring balance to the Force". From the prophecy Anakin did destroy the sith by killing Count Dooku and Darth maul. However, balance to the force would be both the light and the dark being equal. This was not the case, the jedi won the Clone Wars forcing the clone into the outer rim. Thus caused the light to have more power on the force, so the force in advance created Anakin to destroy both sides and bring equality to the force. The equality being only Obi-won, Yoda, Vader, and Sidious are left alive leaving the force balanced.

    • @natedisney9540
      @natedisney9540 12 днів тому

      ​@EpicAssasin, even then, we know more jedi survived the purge, and you have the inquisitors

  • @ddailybianca
    @ddailybianca Місяць тому +1342

    06:20 “i felt like coming in i was gonna cheer for darth vader and then he hands on hips a little too hard so i was like, okay i guess i’m on the skywalker side” LITTLE DOES HE KNOW LMFAO

    • @kidtokai1326
      @kidtokai1326 Місяць тому +62

      I mean I think he knew actually

    • @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718
      @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 Місяць тому +31

      Dude needs to look up how the original voice actor sounded!! 😆

    • @brookchristy8311
      @brookchristy8311 Місяць тому +11

      @@kidtokai1326same. When he was like oh I wonder if his face was messed up in real life ... do you Dylan 😂🤐 do you wonder. Hahah

    • @onemoreminute0543
      @onemoreminute0543 Місяць тому +6

      DOES HE KNOW?

  • @corgiman101
    @corgiman101 Місяць тому +566

    its so refreshing to see someone watching these movies that actually enjoys them. Almost forgot how much i used to love star wars as a kid, the whole world was just so awe inspiring.

    • @valleybiitch
      @valleybiitch Місяць тому +9

      yea its kind of insane just how much the reputation of the star wars franchise has been destroyed in the last like, 6 years or so. ever since tlj it seems like its just been downhill

  • @keilahkopriva6746
    @keilahkopriva6746 Місяць тому +7

    I enjoyed this video so much!!! Me and my husband love Star Wars, I’m so glad you appreciated all the right things about the story. It took days for us to watch this, but it was like getting to watch Star Wars for the first time again.

  • @lidaps9442
    @lidaps9442 Місяць тому +5582

    Four hours dedicated to Star Wars is INSANE

  • @BBS-dl1lt
    @BBS-dl1lt Місяць тому +292

    I’m so glad you’re able to praise Hayden Christianson for his portrayal. People literally thought he was terrible in the role, but I think he was perfect. He played the part amazingly, he picked up on all the little dark side-isms within his character and played them really well. Him and Natalie Portman played off each other so beautifully.

    • @s.9899
      @s.9899 9 днів тому +5

      This! Plus, it is really not Hayden's fault if the lines are written in a flat and monotonous way from time to time. And apart from that, he plays Anakins emotions beautifully. I used to get a lot of hate from other fans who hated the sh*t out of Anakin because they always wanted a more glorious and cooler charakter. But honestly, he is as he was meant to be in this story. He just isn't a particularly cheerful person. And I still feel so deeply for his troubled, tormented soul, even if it's cheesy. I don't care 🤷‍♂
      Team Anakin all the way!

  • @corbin101
    @corbin101 Місяць тому +434

    So wholesome and refreshing to hear someone just genuinely appreciating Hayden Christensen’s acting as anakin

  • @Mimiormaria
    @Mimiormaria 13 днів тому +8

    Thank you for making me watch the star wars movies I've always wanted to watch them but I kept procrastinating until you posted this I said I have to watch the movies before I watch this commentary and I did they were truly amazing I cried so hard during the last one even though I already knew what was gonna happen and again amazing video dylan

  • @lee.marie17
    @lee.marie17 Місяць тому +567

    Vader never turned against the Emperor because he didn’t have a reason to. The Emperor told him that Padme was dead, so Vader assumed that their child died with her. That’s why he sounded surprised at the start of Empire when the Emperor tells him that Luke is the son of Anakin. It’s the reminder of Padme and the life he could have had that reignites the spark of good in him. That’s why he offers to overthrow the Emperor with Luke at the end of Empire; it’s the same thing he tried to do with Padme. And Luke responds in the same way she did, by rejecting him.
    anyways i could basically write a whole thesis about how Luke is his mother’s son, but that’s too much for a youtube comment. this video is everything to me and i can’t wait to watch it over and over again like i do with your LotR video.
    Cheers, Dylan. i’ll see you next Monday.

    • @katelyncrowley8803
      @katelyncrowley8803 Місяць тому +48

      I’ve always thought the same thing! People draw comparisons between Luke/Anakin and Leia/Padme since they each followed the respective roles of their parents of Jedi and diplomat, but personality-wise, Luke is all Padme and Leia is all Anakin

    • @mkazaa
      @mkazaa Місяць тому +8

      Yeah it's sort of like the guy who just coasts by at work. You know if he applied himself he could do better and I'm sure even he himself knows he could but he really has no reason to because the extra effort is meaningless. He has all he really needs and he has no reason to go beyond that, you could say he lost his spark. Overtaking the emperor would only serve to give him extra workload.

    • @uhhh4049
      @uhhh4049 Місяць тому +3

      The chanel boots...

    • @moonpowderr
      @moonpowderr Місяць тому +1

      you should write about it ur wording is well done !

    • @marinacurtright3358
      @marinacurtright3358 Місяць тому +1

      I would pay money to read your thesis about how Luke is his mother's son omg

  • @maddy-ve3zj
    @maddy-ve3zj Місяць тому +310

    His ability to guess weird plot twist outcomes but have no idea he’s guessed it yet, like with the fake out of the queen in the phantom menace and him insisting it was not Natalie.. I love it

  • @BurgundyMermaid
    @BurgundyMermaid Місяць тому +1119

    I’ll never forgive the Original Trilogy for not diving into Leia as Vader’s daughter. It should’ve been a massive deal, even more so than Luke as his son.
    Leia: “Holy sh@t! The guy who tortured me and blew up my planet is my FATHER?!”
    Vader: “Holy sh@t! I tortured my DAUGHTER and blew up her planet?!”

    • @adaradavina7450
      @adaradavina7450 Місяць тому +47

      According to George Lucas his Trilogy 7,8,9 were about Leia

    • @TheAndrewJohnBennett
      @TheAndrewJohnBennett Місяць тому +31

      The decision to make her the sibling wasn’t until after episode 5 had come out

    • @oceangelixir
      @oceangelixir Місяць тому +7

      @@TheAndrewJohnBennett well that information helps ^^

    • @AnastasiaAisling
      @AnastasiaAisling 5 днів тому +1

      For me it was only healed in the "Bloodline" by Claudia Grey, where Leia had a whole heartbreaking monologue about everything she feels for Vader, how she never forgave him. I didn't even know how much I needed it. Highly recommend.

  • @awesomejoemoviereviews3802
    @awesomejoemoviereviews3802 Місяць тому +12

    I have never seen a long youtube video like this one before and enjoyed every second of it. Off course I didn't get to see the entire video all at once but it was great. Im glad you watched these films especially in their theatrical order because even though these movies are in numerical order they way they were released is much more deeply emotional to watch because you have the understanding of what's happening rather than confused.

  • @Kierbear101
    @Kierbear101 Місяць тому +1459

    Unsure if he plans to do another Star Wars video with the sequels and the one-offs, but I would LOVE for Dylan to see the scene from Rogue One where Vader is just slaughtering everyone in that hallway. It’s such a funny contrast to the hands-on-hips finger wagging, especially when you consider that it happened right before episode 4.

    • @SillyKatt69
      @SillyKatt69 Місяць тому +102

      Literally my first thought when he said that, I was like "oh I wish the first moment you see Darth Vader is in That Hallway Scene from Rogue One". What a brilliant way to show the super real actual threat Darth Vader is

    • @simarflores5464
      @simarflores5464 Місяць тому +7

      Had the same thought! I know Vader is horrible and evil but that scene is so epic.

    • @andreasarmiento1999
      @andreasarmiento1999 Місяць тому +23

      @@SillyKatt69yeah but in a way it’s better that he experienced this way, because when he watches rogue one he’ll understand that scene and how powerful it is, to contrast on how funny he found it to be the first time around

    • @mightymiggle
      @mightymiggle Місяць тому +5

      Really hope he doesn't watch the sequels tbh

    • @madimiss
      @madimiss Місяць тому +4

      And the Luke scene in Mandalorian!!! Like Father like son!!!

  • @richeeezgaming6929
    @richeeezgaming6929 Місяць тому +599

    His disdain for Chewy was so funny. At first I was like, "nah I actually like Chewy," and then when he had to take his headphones off because Chewy wouldn't stop making noises I understood lmao

  • @luizam.pereira3525
    @luizam.pereira3525 Місяць тому +510

    dylan guessing that mark hamill messed up his face before shooting and that's why they included the injury in the first scene is actually impressive

  • @gtgrandom
    @gtgrandom Місяць тому +37

    It’s so fun to see someone’s reaction for the first time. As well as someone who can acknowledge the plot holes and unjustified character decisions (looking at you, Padme). Thanks for sharing, Dylan.

  • @averystokerofficial
    @averystokerofficial Місяць тому +950

    dude you nailed an ASTOUNDING number of predictions for having never seen star wars, excellent job

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 27 днів тому +27

      Literally! Like the amount of deaths he predicted was absurd.

    • @annahlee
      @annahlee 22 дні тому +31

      The prediction with Mark Hamill's face injury from the first scene. He's rly picked up a lot of info from watching so many movies loll

    • @teoblomqvist6268
      @teoblomqvist6268 12 днів тому

      I'm calling cap honestly, too many hits. Must have known them beforehand

    • @Covill
      @Covill 12 днів тому +12

      @@teoblomqvist6268I think it’s more likely he subconsciously knew them through cultural osmosis than actually having seen them

    • @teoblomqvist6268
      @teoblomqvist6268 11 днів тому +2

      @@Covill Yeah could be honestly, I think you're right. But on a sidenote I bet a lot of reactors lie a little bit about not having seen movies beforehand lol

  • @genmiller3598
    @genmiller3598 Місяць тому +351

    i love that at 1:05:26 he knows exactly what scene is coming and what the "big twist" is but he's still completely shocked by everything else happening. it's still an effective scene despite being one of the best-known twists in cinema history and i think that's so cool

  • @mintyglitches
    @mintyglitches Місяць тому +749

    the inconsistencies with name pronunciations are because on set whenever asked how they were pronounced, george lucas was just like 'eh say it however you want' so thats why sometimes is lee-ah sometimes lay-ah sometimes hann sometimes haan

    • @RedCaio
      @RedCaio Місяць тому +64

      in the BTS footage George Lucas even pronounces stuff different. he say NAYboo for Naboo for example.

    • @constancesirbu1481
      @constancesirbu1481 Місяць тому +20

      In the French dub, it's even worse, as the translation for most of the names is not the same in the first movie from the rest of the franchise. Some of those choices were really weird, like Han is called Ian. My favorite: Chewbacca is literally translated into Chiktaba (not sure how they spell it) for the entire IVth movie,and nicknamed Chico 💀

    • @Bluedoe542
      @Bluedoe542 Місяць тому +11

      Probably wasn't on purpose, and definitely doesn't help for a films sake, but I think it's a pretty cool idea to have characters do this. Adds a sense of realism as people in real life get peoples names wrong all the time, especially a public figure head like Leia. Reminds me of how people say Rihanna a different bunch of ways.

    • @annikaotto6117
      @annikaotto6117 Місяць тому +1

      @@Bluedoe542yeah, like even if she is a princess, not everyone pronounces names perfectly

    • @TheForwardSlashSlash
      @TheForwardSlashSlash Місяць тому +1

      @@Bluedoe542 or Kamala as well. It's been pronounced like 4 different ways despite there being public record on the pronunciation.

  • @neko-cs5wj
    @neko-cs5wj 18 днів тому +1

    I hope Dylan sees this
    THANKYOU SOO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS
    I had seen all the major franchises with the exception of this one as I have trouble immersing in oldtime CG. I literally knew nothing other than “Luke I am your father” but now I feel like I got a good gist of what the movies are about.
    Also loved that it was so long. It took me 4 days to finish it and I always had something entertaining to get back to. Make all your videos longer.

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Місяць тому +913

    2:50:57 Dylan’s heterosexuality working even when applied to aliens fuckin kills me

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Місяць тому +77

      Sometimes your subconscious knows before your brain knows :D I once saw some kind of theatrical performance that had a group of male dancers, and one of them was just SO hot. My seat was pretty bad, so I couldn't see him very well, but just the way he moved - I was genuinely shocked, I thought I had no attraction to men at all!
      Anyway turns out that one dancer was actually a woman in men's clothing, they were just missing a male dancer apparently.

    • @clementine9
      @clementine9 Місяць тому +17

      @@baguettegott3409My ex-husband was super into the Cirque du Soleil ringmaster at the show we saw. It was a man in drag - obviously. Big clue as to why our sex life was so disappointing 🤣

    • @ruslanshavkatov466
      @ruslanshavkatov466 Місяць тому

      ​@@baguettegott3409you people are freaks

  • @literatureoftheheart4764
    @literatureoftheheart4764 Місяць тому +538

    The fact that you never really get to see what life was like under the Empire in the original trilogy is one reason I liked Rogue One so much. I don’t usually care for spin-offs but this one fleshed out and gave more meaning to the original story.
    Also, I absolutely think that the Jedi are at least partially responsible for Anakin’s turn to the dark side

    • @RoboticYeti
      @RoboticYeti Місяць тому +4

      Rogue One is probably my favourite Star Wars movie. It’s just so perfectly crafted. I love ESB a ton too though so it’s a hard choice!! So excited Andor season 2 is finally out soon

  • @benjaminscott7424
    @benjaminscott7424 Місяць тому +874

    thank you for acknowledging hayden christensen's amazing performance! He got so much undeserved hate after these movies came out its refreshing to see someone give him the credit he deserves

    • @jokerx7739
      @jokerx7739 Місяць тому +14

      Bro did not give an amazing performance. He was pretty bad at times, much better at others, but overall it for sure wasn't an amazing performance

    • @ntheghettoratatatat
      @ntheghettoratatatat Місяць тому +76

      @@jokerx7739 He ate. You're a hater. Simple.

    • @jokerx7739
      @jokerx7739 Місяць тому +12

      @@ntheghettoratatatat I never said I hate his performance
      He was pretty good in ep3, hard to tell in ep2 since all his lines suck, but it just really wasn't amazing. Especially since I can imagine someone else than him doing a better job

    • @himzers
      @himzers Місяць тому +10

      @@jokerx7739 Don't let them shoot you down bro, you're spot on

    • @SamHunt-o7d
      @SamHunt-o7d Місяць тому +34

      @@jokerx7739 I thought it wasn't much his acting but the script.

  • @urmycupoftea_
    @urmycupoftea_ Місяць тому +23

    11. Days. Later. I FINALLY FINISHED watching this😪 That was great I really enjoyed that . I’ve never watched Star Wars before and my mom has and she’s a huge fan (she has the DVD collection). I’ve never felt the need/want to watch it but now that i finished watching Dylan’s commentary I’m excited to actually sit down and watch the whole series 😅 thx Dylan 👍🏼

    • @AnastasiaAisling
      @AnastasiaAisling 5 днів тому

      I hope you did the correct order and spin-offs 🤞

  • @AdaMathews299
    @AdaMathews299 Місяць тому +685

    Dylan's second hand sickness at Anakin in the third is so real, I can never watch it all the way through because it hurts too much

    • @SilverBlO0d
      @SilverBlO0d Місяць тому +5

      saaaaame ;;_;; oh Ani....

    • @Cayliente
      @Cayliente Місяць тому +57

      My dad had me watch the movies chronologically instead of originals first and I was so upset about Anakin that I sympathized with him the whole time I watched 4-6. My teenage self was like “I’m going to name my future son Anakin!” 😂

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie Місяць тому +1159

    the over 9,000 joke coming full circle this is the best prop investment since the marbles

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 Місяць тому +26

      This comment made me lose my marbles!

    • @lisahill1576
      @lisahill1576 Місяць тому

      I don’t get it, did I miss something ?

    • @statesofgracie
      @statesofgracie Місяць тому +6

      @@lisahill1576 Aladdin commentary

    • @lisahill1576
      @lisahill1576 Місяць тому +2

      Thanks !!

  • @spacer208
    @spacer208 Місяць тому +273

    Fun fact: the actor of Chewie actually spoke lines while in the suit, so that Harrison Ford wouldn’t feel like he was talking to a brick wall

  • @RoseLola-c5b
    @RoseLola-c5b 4 дні тому +2

    Just want you to know, I watched this on the majority of the road trip to Florida and I played it on the aux so my dad can listen. He never let's me play things other than music in the aux. Thank you. ❤ Also, how dare you be so mean to my precious Jar Jar Binks 🤧

  • @knjily
    @knjily Місяць тому +248

    3:48:06 It's so satisfying hear Dylan say that Hayden Christensen did an incredible acting job.

  • @emiliablaschke6976
    @emiliablaschke6976 Місяць тому +983

    ive been waiting for this video for YEARS

    • @habitsrabbit
      @habitsrabbit Місяць тому +11

      I can't believe it's been so long but I'm not complaining!

    • @Shiroahlberg
      @Shiroahlberg Місяць тому +9

      My EXACY thought!!

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole Місяць тому +21

      No cause for real I remember back in his Harry Potter/Twilight review era where he said he wanted to do Star Wars "really soon." I genuinely thought it would never happen at this point lol. I've never seen Star Wars either, so I can't wait to experience this franchise through Dylan.

    • @ichoosejesusalltheway
      @ichoosejesusalltheway Місяць тому +3

      SAME

    • @leahjk97
      @leahjk97 Місяць тому

      DUDE ME TOO!!!!

  • @ProjectImpossibleOfficial
    @ProjectImpossibleOfficial Місяць тому +693

    Dylan, something I've noticed while watching this video is how effing smart you are. You are extremely perceptive and this makes you an amazing reactor. You constantly guessed things correctly, like Mark Hamill's car accident needing to be written into the script and Anakin Skywalker being Vader's dead/previous self. I really enjoyed watching this!

    • @j0hn00
      @j0hn00 Місяць тому +52

      This is the first thing I've watched on his channel so I don't know for sure, but another comment mentioned that he went to film school. It explains why he catches all the silly background details, and also all the main themes, even the subtle ones. The way he makes fun of the iffy parts while still respecting and enjoying the good parts

    • @MC-Clap-Yo-Hands
      @MC-Clap-Yo-Hands Місяць тому +10

      The father thing he got because certain parts of star wars are forever spoiled for new watchers because of the countless references and parody's in other movies and shows. He literally said an iconic moment is about to happen with Luke am your father.

    • @aubreyalexis6154
      @aubreyalexis6154 Місяць тому +3

      @@MC-Clap-Yo-Hands I don't think that is what they're referring to though, most people know that about Darth Vader, but if you keep watching the video, Dylan actually guesses a lot of stuff correctly! He does that in a lot of his reviews too it's kind of epic.

    • @MC-Clap-Yo-Hands
      @MC-Clap-Yo-Hands Місяць тому +2

      @@aubreyalexis6154 am only disputing the father thing not everything he predicted

  • @Nerdy19
    @Nerdy19 29 днів тому +31

    Amazed at the fact that he guessed Jabbanese. Although it's Huttese, Dylan didn't even know Jabbas last name yet, so. Wow

  • @Shrinksgaze
    @Shrinksgaze Місяць тому +492

    2:55:58 Dylan being confident he could win over a fictional alien he's attracted to is such a mood

  • @Keftedari
    @Keftedari Місяць тому +323

    Easiest 4 hour video I've ever watched. You are truly amazing, time passed and I never felt bored or wanted to watch something else to break it up

  • @mr21m
    @mr21m Місяць тому +747

    i don’t know how to explain it, but dylan looks like the type of person to have grown up loving star wars. so it doesn’t compute in my head that he’d never watched them before till now lol

  • @JenaAnnissa
    @JenaAnnissa Місяць тому +5

    I watched this over two days with my husband. It’s awesome to see how many things you guessed right.
    Some of the questions you had regarding droids and how they are treated are fleshed out in the Clone Wars and the Mandalorian. There is so much content that goes into those little details.
    I recommend watching the Mandalorian!

  • @nilinoa
    @nilinoa Місяць тому +684

    I can not believe this is happening, I got teary when you mentioned how good Hayden´s acting was, He never deserved the hate he got at that time, I literally relived my first experience, watching with you is a joy. thank u

    • @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718
      @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 Місяць тому +42

      Honestly ep III is an incredible movie!! Its always been my favorite!

    • @dani_ucros5594
      @dani_ucros5594 Місяць тому +17

      I thought I was the only one that got teary when he praised Hayden’s acting it was such an amazing feeling

    • @nilinoa
      @nilinoa Місяць тому +4

      @@diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 Mine too, it´s so good and emotional. order 66 broke something in me.

    • @nilinoa
      @nilinoa Місяць тому +3

      @@dani_ucros5594 I am so happy he finally got the respect he deserved

    • @ilmarziano
      @ilmarziano Місяць тому +3

      @@dani_ucros5594 yeah! Maybe it's not amazing, but seeing someone just genuinely enjoy it instead of bashing it like so so many other people warms my heart so good :')

  • @izzybaldwin1136
    @izzybaldwin1136 Місяць тому +445

    Dylan getting into the story during ROTS because of Anakin is literally everything. As someone who has consumed almost every piece of Star Wars media, his story is seriously just so brutal. Shows like the clone wars really flesh him out and makes the movie so much more tragic. Also side note to Dylan: Padme died from "losing the will to live" but most people think that the emperor killed her in order to keep Anakin under his control as Vader.

    • @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718
      @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 Місяць тому +5

      EpIII is my favorite Star Wars! Its so incredible!
      A few years ago i watched Ep I-6 in order and by the end i cried...its all Anikans story!!

    • @ilmarziano
      @ilmarziano Місяць тому

      that theory is a little far fetched to make sense to me but hey, I'll accept everything if it's Star Wars XD

    • @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718
      @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 Місяць тому +7

      @@ilmarziano
      I always thought it was the worst form of post pardom depression....I have had a form of it before and believe me, I now get her feelings. Then add on what Anakin had done to the younglings and to her and the trauma that her whole body has been through....yeah I get why she gave up.

    • @jonghwabiased8671
      @jonghwabiased8671 Місяць тому +11

      There's a syndrome called 'Takotsubo cardiomyopathy' which is known as broken heart syndrome or acute stress cardiomyopathy. If you think about the stress she went through after seeing the jedi temple on fire and she doesn't know if Anakin is alive or not. Obi-Wan comes and tells her 'Anakin has turned to the Dark side and has killed younglings'. Then she goes to see Anakin for herself to see that he's betrayed her and chokes her. Then she goes through labor. All of that stress on one's heart could literally kill someone. If she hadn't given birth, she would have miscarried.

  • @Forev3rYoung1947
    @Forev3rYoung1947 Місяць тому +460

    The way Dylan picks up on the tiniest details is crazy. His predictions are almost always spot on. I feel like he could write a good script

    • @nicanproud
      @nicanproud Місяць тому +114

      I feel like he could write a good book. He should do that.

    • @venicee_bitch
      @venicee_bitch Місяць тому

      @@nicanproudLMAO 😭

    •  Місяць тому +35

      @@nicanproudi love this community

    • @paigewishon1992
      @paigewishon1992 Місяць тому +1

      @@nicanproudi think he actually has or is writing a book

    • @theshadowfax239
      @theshadowfax239 Місяць тому +12

      Yet he reads about the construction of a new Death Star and then immediately after reading that and seeing a half constructed Death Star he says "didn't it blow up completely?" 😂😂

  • @MisaoM
    @MisaoM 4 дні тому +1

    I love that you're keeping these multi-movie reviews in one long video! :)

  • @sulliwrites5226
    @sulliwrites5226 Місяць тому +237

    The "Luke doesn't have a brother... he has a sister" reveal made me cackle. So worth waiting for. Dylan is adorable 😂

  • @s.souless3511
    @s.souless3511 Місяць тому +504

    That "she's prolife and he's prochoice" joke you made in Episode 1 was so spot-on. Seeing your face when you saw the kids and realized what was about to happen was priceless.

    • @SophieeeJ
      @SophieeeJ Місяць тому +19

      She's prolife, he's prochoice. Can I make it any more obvious?

    • @hanadavies400
      @hanadavies400 Місяць тому +1

      timestamp?

  • @liloldmetree2405
    @liloldmetree2405 Місяць тому +526

    This 4 hour video felt like 30 minutes. Highly entertaining. Great commentary. Just the right amount of penetrating jokes (6 to be exact).

  • @yukinofairytail7137
    @yukinofairytail7137 28 днів тому +5

    i cant even tell you how much i love this. A 4 hour video. I don't even have words. This is incredible i love EVERYTHING about this. Also i hate chewie and his weird noises too, i'm so glad i'm not alone in this.