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A #StarWarsMeme Video about battle droids in the seperatist Army who have to fight the supremacy of Jedi and Clones almost alone. Droid lives matter!
So check out how the other side of the war lives there everyday life in the army of the so called "bad guys" and follow them being obstacles for attacking Jedi...
The Rogue One
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used footage:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2014)
Arma 3 Soundtrack- This is War
Big Shaq- Mans not hot
Chicago Fire Intro
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) - Комедії
*falls off cliff*
“Get back here Sargent!”
He was not the brightest bulb on the ship
Was that the the movie or the series? 🤔
@@brandonh5201 why do you have that emoji
@@brandonh5201 movie
That deserter committing suicide just to go awol
honestly I want a backstory on who programmed them like this
That would be a nice story for eclipse
Iirc the seperatists recycled their Droids which lead to having these chatty Battle droids over time. Also their OS wasnt kept up to date or maintained well which in turn "helped" them develop these personalities. I think Geetslys had a Video on it explaining it in greater detail from which i remember the aforementioned points.
They were programmed by the lowest bidder after they lost the battle of Naboo because the wifi crashed. Being the cannon fodder unit and being used for thing they weren't originally designed to do made them somewhat "quirky" and somewhat passive aggressive to their position.
@@venusflytrap2622 the droid version of inbreeding
@@Twili8697 Would that make the Droids theoretically descendants of the Habsburgs or from inhabitants of Alabama? jk *Puts helmet on and yeets into the trench for cover*
"Miniature Jedi! Half the size of normal Jedi!"
That's one way to describe Anakin's target practice, I mean younglings.
He was picking flowers for padmeh.
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Ah, welcome to Robot Chicken apparently
@@trazyntheinfinite9895Heh
roger roger
@@MsPatYouroger Roger
"Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! He's the commander!"
(Gets shot)
"Well, I'm the commander."
(Gets shot)
I love these droids so much, I don't want them to blow up.
That droid really. should shut up on being the commander
*Roger roger.*
💀 ☠️
1:18
The original among us
“There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.” Greatest line said by a droid before death with the exception of “but, I, just, got, promoted.”
He will be missed.
Idk, "MY KNEES" has me rolling
Nah it's that lego star wars line In Chapter 3
"Aw guys! You guys are the best! I never thought Id make it to retirement, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
@@Eradicator-jv9xr war crime
That's every bf2 player when they see a hero all alone
“Boy this a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back!”
“I still can’t seem to hit anything.”
H E L L O T H E R E
:0 General Skywalker!
HELLOL THEREE
@@eliaszechner759 GENERAL KENOBI
*Punches Battle Droid head off out of frustration*
It’s honestly surprising people just mercilessly kill the droids despite the fact that they are very sentient and very willing to surrender.
Thats the jedi for you.
Also the people in sw dont consider droids living things for some reason, they do see them as targets to kill but no mercy is ever shown.
@@fabrypetty1689if we ever get to the point where we have combat droids in the military….I feel it would be good to offer possitive reinforcement and affection when necessary. I mean we keep bringing up stuff like terminator but….that kind of stuff happens when you abuse everything that technology does without appreciating it.
@@jakeb.7997 Exactly. Imagine how the CIS could have made every semi-sentient piece of robotics protest for better treatment lmao.
@@Cotac_Rastic in reality they would be the same as any human soldier…..they should be treated as such and protected just as a human operator would be protected in the field.
@@jakeb.7997 Depends on the model honestly, if its just a weapons platform with no brain whatsoever i dont think a human who has to be grown and trained for about 2 decades is worth losing.
1:05
"we're defending the bridge alone? Against the Jedi? I hate this job"
God I love the droids.
my reaction too
Whoever voiced the battle droids deserves an award
@@slushy8603 it is
Matthew Wood
When you remember the droids and the general who hates them are voiced by the same guy:
He’s also one of the sound designers for Lucasfilm
yes
Sometimes I feel bad for battle droids. Especially since it seems droids have sentience or atleast resemble sentience so much that you develop an emotional attachment like you would a fictional character.
The best bond was to the reprogrammed droids in the citadel story arc... man they wasted those
The trouble is that to the enemy they look exactly the same and likely weren't being listen to plus the droids have their programming so they would be aggressive by nature to anyone who is not a prisoner or their senior commander and the Jedi don't view droids as lifeforms but merely objects that move and try to kill them!
@@superomegaprimemk2 But Anakin and Luke both had a bond with R2D2. Although with C3po he always felt like everyone treated him like he was expendable. Like I'm not sure if he ever had any friends besides R2.
@@destroyerblackdragon True but remember that most of the droids that Anakin was facing were pretty much trying to kill him on the battlefield, R2 is clearly a droid with limited amounts of programming limitations thus able to do what he deems to be the right course of action but then we know very little about R2 prior to ep1, who built and programmed him in the first place and why he is so independent minded, I'm betting he likely older than we believe, he likely gone through a bunch of refreshes and a few upgrades during his time!
@@superomegaprimemk2 But if you look at the Legends arc it’s revealed that it’s not their fault. They have an inhibitor chip that prevents them from refusing orders. In a way, they are just like the clones: sentient beings built for war, only to be abused again and again
2:10 This made me laugh to death🤣
You mean the death star right?
@@muazhaque2594 Lol yes
The battle droids were hilarious through that series. I always figured they acted that way because the separatists were trying to program them to think independently like clones. But the droids just didn't have the capacity to handle it so instead they just ended up with those eccentric personalities. And of course by then it was too late to pull back since they can be mass produced so quickly.
You are unironically completely correct during episode 1 the design was based of a Sentral ai wich is why they were changed to be independent sadly due to the separatists being cheap skates their ai was highly limited
1:36 I love how that droid just gave up knowing they couldn't stop Anakin
I mean I would too
And anakin still killed him even though he practically surrendered. Thats a war crime. The jedi are war criminals
@@gaymermoment In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue
@@neet-o-muskeet-o4521 The sky isn't blue on every planet and not all Jedi are war criminals, just most of them.
@@njnjco and they were also just Droids and not like real people
The Droid screaming " my knees " that shit broke me
Just like his knees
@@dudemcduder1628 dude💀
I used to be an adventurer like you
Same, I was looking for this comment, it's at 6:20
@@Oreca2005 til I took a jedi to the knee
4:21 to the next scene is secretly an amazing transition
Bro got turned into a janitor
B1: the Jedi has disarmed your bombs
Slaver: WHAT?😡
*Many demotions later*
B1: yep, this is the worst job in the droid army
0:52 Get back here Sergeant!
💀
Title: says for 7:21
Time: says 7:22
Me: “How many other lies have I been told by the council?”
Technically it gets rid of one second once you start playing sooo it is correct..........................but you already knew that. Don’t you
@@bloodbrothers6556 yes… appreciate the humour
Far too many to count.
"And what makes you so sure that you have the whole truth?"
@@matthewkalasky2891 You’re close on that line. It’s actually, “And how do you know that you even have the whole truth?”
“Concentrate fire on sector 11374265!”
“11...3...7... what was that again?”
“JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!!!”
“I can’t see them!”
@@multiverse_media2023 "Where'd they go?"
@@samalvey8168 *Falls off* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
@@calcutt4
"Oh my God!"
@@multiverse_media2023 Get back here sargeant.
1:18 the worst thing is that the clones believed him
I think they didn't even care
3:52 disney is a kids show! Also disney:
Star Wars the clone wars is a show for Everyone and for people who love Star wars
So there are two things I love in Star Wars:
Clone humor
Battle drioid humor
MY KNEES
Wait, ONLY two?
clearly jedi humor is superior but sith humor however is the best
Obi wan?
Obi sass kenobi.
4:32 i love how obi wan lets it live
I mean, he wasn’t doing anything, why kill him?
6:15 the my knees was hilarious!!
5:58 that tactical droid always cracks me up
The fact that the clones actually held their fire for a tad during 1:19 lmao 🤣
"I guess I'm the commander now" made me go absolutely hysterical.
Like they knew they had 'em and so let him try that as a joke.
The among us part is basically shape shifter gameplay
@@MDLuffy1234YTok...
"the little ones, the ones half the size as normal Jedi" I can't lmao, I love droid humor
They never learned the word "children"
@@wingedbluj1674 Well, they're droids. Droids don't have children, just smaller models.
@@wingedbluj1674cant be charged with killing children if you dont know what a child is 😂
5:52 k but you are not impervious to all weapons
4:46 Rest In Peace Blue Sky Studios. You and your animations will be remembered
Remembered, but not missed.
@@iamgnome6230 and how’s that?
@@mechateamleader4071 it's a bit of a joke but most of their movies (in my opinion) were mid at best
They were gone because of Disney
If only Nimora was an actual Nlue Shy movie
Are these droids able to have their ‘minds’ uploaded into different bodies, or are battle droids just straight up dead once cut or shot down? Because if they can, imagine a life of being killed in war, just to constantly be reanimated in different bodies to repeat the cycle.
Well I hear that the Separatist Alliance try to collect broken droids from the battlefield to be recycled into new droids so there might be a chance of them remembering.
First of all: It seems like the droids share their data of the battles bc Tactic droids can learn and adapt based on past fights. So maybe they dont transfer their personality but surely battle related data.
Second would that surely be a nice idea for a philosophical movie. Maybe in the direction of "Edge of tomorrow"
Honestly they wouldn't care to recycle memories unless it's a high ranking tactical droid
Well in attack of the clones C-3POs head was attached to a battle droid body and he started gaining hate towards the Jedi so I think the answer is yes, their minds are salvageable
I know this technically isn’t cannot but in Star War Lego All Stars it talks about Roger (a b1 battle droid) being in battles and then getting resembled again and again. Roger is from Freemakers btw
If I ever get control of Disney, expect a series about these guys.
And they deserve it
Clankers: A Star Wars Story.
I'd watch it for sure. Poor droids always get the sponge end of the stick, and worse yet know it.
Yes
If I were a part of that project, I'd make it be about the Separatist POV in the war, where the Republic seem to be the bad guys (while subtly coming off like the good guys) and meanwhile the Battle Droids are either protecting a town at any cost, giving to the needy who were badly affected by the Clone Wars and maybe even taking down small criminals on the side or even dealing with the shadier elements within the Separatist Army.
Not all Separatists were as evil as Count Dooku or a murderous criminal like General Grevious.
Anyway, I'm thinking that the main characters could be a secret clandestine squad of Commando Droids and Battle Droids which was set up by a Separatist commander who's actually the good guy version of Danzo Shimura from Naruto: Shippuden.
A guy with good and strong morals who feels like the Separatists could do better in the war by *being* better than the Republic. Of course, the Separatist leadership would use this squad as a PR booster for the Separatist Army but command of this squad still falls down to the Separatist commander I mentioned before.
And of course we'd get the delicious comedy that made the Battle Droids really fun, but we'd also get some deep character development moments because the Battle Droids have never done good guy things before and they have never been the good guys before.
Hell, we could also get the answer to the question of whether or not the Battle Droids get the memories from dead Battle Droids uploaded into their memory banks which would make their lives seem like a nightmarish isekai and an endless time loop of death at the same time.
It would probably make the Droids question if their fight was worth it and if there is any point to the war, which, I know, that dilemma is similar to what the Clones went through but the truth is that the Clone Troopers and the Battle Droids are just two sides of the same coin so it would make sense for these more morally good Battle Droids in this hypothetical series to have almost the same kind of character development as the Clone Troopers.
I love this idea and part of me wants to make a fanfiction about it.
"There's No Jedi In here. Wait, There's No Prisoner in Here! How did she do that!?" I love How he said Those Final Words with Such Amazement
1:49 is the funniest droid death scream I’ve ever heard
5:16 Grievous has had it
It made me laugh so hard
what episode is that?
@@supriss1190 no clue
@@supriss1190 S1E3, Shadow Malevolence
6:21 is one of my favorite scenes in Clone Wars
“MY KNEES! Duh, AAAAAH!”
OH NO MY KNEES * freaking dies *
3:59 When you're in the middle of Netflix and Chill and the one from the other night calls back.
0:46 bro falls off a cliff
Other droid: get back here sergeant
My top favorite moments:
Concentrate fire on sector 1-1-3-7-4-2-6-5.
You said we'd be safe back here! Come on, there's three of us and only one of him! It won't matter!
We're too big to fit in there! No we're not. Watch this!
This is the worst job in the droid army!
Ha ha ha ha, Fool! The Supertank is impervious to all weapons *Explosion*
Dont tell me you really wrote out the right number here
@@TheRogueOneYT I did, because it's one of my favorite moments of all time!
Understandable
*Do not underestimate our meme,if the rebel army fall the citizens will loss they cringe,and order will be restored*
General Kalani
Nobody:
Cad Bane: *teenage noises*
*_Hmph_*
6:37
Padme: (Sounds like she’s escaping from jail)
The dude guarding her: *Quiet in there!*
2:34 _when you didn't play any Assassin's Creed.._ *bUt eVeRyOnE iN tHe vILLaGe iS aLReAdY aN eXPeRt..*
i wish one of the jedi once saw a droid doing an awful job (cleaning maintance etc) and thought nope imma spare him
Tbf they didn’t kill the droid who was cleaning they locked it in the cell
69 likes, my favourite number, nobody else like this comment
*edit, dammit guys
Rogue: enjoy droid humor for 7:21
Time:7:22
Me:how many other lies have I been told by the council!
On the other hand you can see it as a surprise... but a welcome one
I put all my trust in the fire department 1:53
“I sent a B-1 to resolve the situation”
“Then it is likely now worse”
-Two commando droids in Jedi Survivor
1:05 "We're defending this bridge alone?! Against the jedi?! I hate this job. :(
And also 4:24 "Yep, this is about the worst job in the droid army."
But at least he survived because Anakin closed the cell door.
@@SuperStreetWarriorHe probably died slowly after running out of power.
*Jedis arrive* "And it just went into overtime"
@@capncake8837 For real though, they have the privilege of not going through physical pain. The clones can't say the same.
I always get frustrated when the Jedi strike down *non-combatant* droids
You mean *unarmed* droids. All of those you see getting whacked in the show are combat models. They ARE combatants, regardless if they have weapons in their hands or not at the moment.
Yeah, the jedi are litreally war criminals
@@FalconWindblader I still don't like it. They're clearly sentient and we know from both canons they are capable of leaving the war and living peacefully.
@@ovni2295
Reading this makes me imagine the droids failing both High School and College for some reason.
They strike down droids so easily because they’re canon fodder.
1:00
What are you doing???
*Angry Cad Bane noises*
6:58 that is the exact moment he realised he fricked up
0:04 I love how that battle droid puts his hand on his hips like a mildly angry person.
The Skype sound gets me every time xD
4:24 finally the full quote was uploaded
I still love the payoff(not featured here)
"Oh? Oh. Oooh..." It's so saaaad 😿
5:06 without context this is very suspicious.
6:21 was the first moment that legit made me laugh out loud xD
Chuckled at the rest of them tho
"MY KNEES!"
The explanation is that after the Battle of Naboo - which showed the Trade Federation what a bad idea it was to have all your droids controlled by a mothership - the battle droids were given more autonomy. However, their cheap hardware found processing so much information difficult, which resulted in behavioural glitches. Essentially, the chattiness is their way of working through the mental strain, kind of like stimming.
That is actually a nice explanation. I am also excited how this will play out in the upcoming Star Wars Eclipse game. If the trade federation already uses battledroids then they would also be controlled by nearby ships
OK so in the last clip padme kicked the weapon out of the hands of that battle droid, which is extremely impressive, seeing as how those Droid are 6ft 2" tall. They can punch out clone troopers and are surprisingly strong for their thin frames. Very impressive.
4:26: Did Kenobi let this droid live? lol
"The little ones! Half the size of normal Jedi! They're freeing the prisoners and- MY KNEES!"
Absolute Legend, Love droid humor
5:15 actually made me laugh as thus happened once
"Haha fool, the supertank is impervious to all wea-"
Yeah ...but you're not... 😂😂😂
“He looks very unhappy”
My favorite part is when that one OOM unit just screaming "MY KNEES!"
The Skype ringtone has me rolling
5:31 xD
They’re more human than any of the living characters in this show
2:03 Me and my best friend when we try to do something right.😂
Adding the Skype ringtones to the droid calls is comedy gold 😂
0:01 and be sure not to drop it.
Other droid: WHOA!!! *does it anyway*
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did I never realize until this video that the voice actor (and voice) for the Chritchellites in Samurai Jack is the same for the battle droids in clone wars
1:10 - Did the Jedi just yell 'FBI! FBI!' before they came in the door???
FBI, OPEN UP
@@TheRogueOneYT
Cheese and rice, were the Battle Droids doing something THAT illegal???
@@chippy2023illegal spice trading. Anakin wants his hit later 🤣
0:41 Get back here sergeant
One of the things I love about the Clone Wars are the droids. Every time they were on screen they always made me laugh. They are just so silly yet funny. I love the voice actor.
3:23 that Droid has to have serious cake to be able to carry that on his butt
More so than usual...which is none at all
3:32 uh-oh!
*Based Battle Droid has entered the chat.*
6:21 My Knees!!!😂😂😂
“Yep. This is the worst job in the droid army.”
*Sees Obi-Wan with rescued child*
“…and it just went into overtime.”
Okay I absolutely LOVE the humor in this sm
But why isn’t anyone telling about the Skype sound effects? They’re so good lmao
Honestly, this is the only reason why we like the battle droids: because they’re so damn funny!
5:47
Wow and I thought the Battle Droids were stupid 🤣
When a random commander droid has a bigger villan ego than a actual story relevant villan
The most embarrassing part is the fact that it's a *Tactical Droid* which is supposed to be smarter than B1's...
@@v12ts.gaming it's even smarter than commando droids. The only ones is stupid is B1 but they are hilarious and I love them 😂
That hurt like my knees
“Get back here Sargent,” best line in the movie 😂
1:44 "Sir, the Jedi is coming, he looks very unhappy... (Neko Arc noises)"
"Make sure you don't drop it"
*FALLS THEMSELVES*
"Well I am not even angry, just disappointed"
I like to imagine that there's a server that regularly backs up the droids' memories, then when the droid is destroyed, the memory of one unit gets put into a new body.
So the same droids are dying to Anakin and his friends again and again and again.
Edit to add, it would make some sense. With a central control removed after what happened in Episode 1 with all the droids going down at once, the Trade Federation droids were given individual AI to fight without that weakness. Having their memories backed up and put into new bodies when they die would allow them to pull a Dark Souls and learn from their mistakes, getting smarter and learning patterns every time they come back.
Possibly
makes sense, thats the story of Roger in the Lego Star Wars series
@@philipmartin3411 it is XD
If there's one that lends a lot of credibility to that theory it's the one with the other two that encountered a pissed off Anakin. There's no way he hasn't been slaughtered by Jedi multiple times with that attitude.
Would explain why that one said „it won’t matter“. He’s done it a bunch of times already.
I Loved that reference at 1:54 🤩👌🏻🚒 because i‘m a big Fan of Chicago. You know, i’m something of a Firefighter myself.
"Goddamn it, Pit Droid, you had one job."
6:33 TCW Padme strong, damn.
6:20 "My Knees!" XDDDDD
That had me dead lol
"S-Sir..a Jedi is coming. He looks veeery unhappy"
😂🤷🏻♀️
I love the droids in Star Wars
Special thanks to all the memorable droids:
The one who got promoted
The three droids who got killed by anakin
The droid with hacks(Its better when they arent shooting back)
The hacker droid's teammate
The droid who fell
The janitor
The two droids in the sand who were worried if any one of them died
The droid who was the commander
The droid who wasnt the commander
The droids in vietnam
The droids in arabs
The droid who got crushed by a bomb on his head
The two droids that were guarding padme
The firefighting droids
The droid who didnt knew the bridge was stopping
The droid with bad programming
The droid who broke his knees
The skype droid
The droid who got eaten
The other droids that i couldnt mention
5:38
"We are part of the pub"
*sudden flashbacks to that one Star Wars YTP*
ANAKIN MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE PUB!
@@TenthSgtSnipes
AND TO *YOUR MOM!*
Which one?
@@TenthSgtSnipesand to your MOM
0:50 you can hear the voice actor cracking up in the and, i love B1s so much
They are really missing in the new star wars shows...
One if my favorite B1 droid scenes is where Grievous chases after Obi-Wan and they both jump across a far distance, and two B1s attempt to follow but they can't super-jump so they just end up jumping off the ledge, LOL. That was so unexpected that I couldn't stop laughing.
“Did you die?” “Sadly yes, but I lived!”
I want a bad batch spin-off of b1 battle droids and maybe a b2 roaming around the galaxy as deserters
"I thought you said we'd be better off on Tatooine. I've got sand chafing my circuits!"
Omfg yes please
The War Crimes These Droids Go Through Is On Another Level
R2 is too smart, he even knows that the fate of Republic Droids is worse than Pirate Droids
2:46 Untrue, but predictable.
The Battle Droids Are Really Funny XD
Edit: 1:18 Imposter Droid: Don't Shoot! I'm Not The Imposter. He's The Imposter.
(Clone Trooper Shoot The Fake Imposter)
Imposter Droid: Guess I'm The Imposter Now
(The Clone Trooper Shoot The Imposter)
(Among us reference I only did)
Grammar
1:43 is so good lmao
Man, these droids are the best part of Star Wars.
6:21 MY Knees! Sounds so funny