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  • @claymcgranahan
    @claymcgranahan 2 роки тому +3938

    *falls off cliff*
    “Get back here Sargent!”

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 роки тому +152

      He was not the brightest bulb on the ship

    • @brandonh5201
      @brandonh5201 2 роки тому +27

      Was that the the movie or the series? 🤔

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 роки тому +17

      @@brandonh5201 why do you have that emoji

    • @deerdestroyer
      @deerdestroyer 2 роки тому +20

      @@brandonh5201 movie

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 2 роки тому +10

      That deserter committing suicide just to go awol

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 2 роки тому +2419

    "Miniature Jedi! Half the size of normal Jedi!"
    That's one way to describe Anakin's target practice, I mean younglings.

  • @a.j.5380
    @a.j.5380 3 роки тому +7712

    “Boy this a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back!”
    “I still can’t seem to hit anything.”

  • @zeptier1172
    @zeptier1172 Рік тому +456

    1:05
    "we're defending the bridge alone? Against the Jedi? I hate this job"
    God I love the droids.

    • @epicmeme3264
      @epicmeme3264 6 місяців тому +5

      my reaction too

    • @tonydiego2566
      @tonydiego2566 6 місяців тому +5

      They have more personality than the clones 😆🤣

    • @BaconChad06
      @BaconChad06 6 днів тому

      kermit the xenomorph

  • @bronzebravo855
    @bronzebravo855 3 роки тому +7542

    “There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.” Greatest line said by a droid before death with the exception of “but, I, just, got, promoted.”

    • @aceofspades3257
      @aceofspades3257 2 роки тому +133

      He will be missed.

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 роки тому +158

      Idk, "MY KNEES" has me rolling

    • @Eradicator-jv9xr
      @Eradicator-jv9xr 2 роки тому +172

      Nah it's that lego star wars line In Chapter 3
      "Aw guys! You guys are the best! I never thought Id make it to retirement, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @MRBONEZ-vz2vs
      @MRBONEZ-vz2vs 2 роки тому +43

      @@Eradicator-jv9xr war crime

    • @michaelrobbins9303
      @michaelrobbins9303 2 роки тому +33

      That's every bf2 player when they see a hero all alone

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 роки тому +748

    It’s honestly surprising people just mercilessly kill the droids despite the fact that they are very sentient and very willing to surrender.

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 Рік тому +83

      Thats the jedi for you.
      Also the people in sw dont consider droids living things for some reason, they do see them as targets to kill but no mercy is ever shown.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 Рік тому +48

      @@fabrypetty1689if we ever get to the point where we have combat droids in the military….I feel it would be good to offer possitive reinforcement and affection when necessary. I mean we keep bringing up stuff like terminator but….that kind of stuff happens when you abuse everything that technology does without appreciating it.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Рік тому +8

      ​@@jakeb.7997 Exactly. Imagine how the CIS could have made every semi-sentient piece of robotics protest for better treatment lmao.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 Рік тому +8

      @@Cotac_Rastic in reality they would be the same as any human soldier…..they should be treated as such and protected just as a human operator would be protected in the field.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Рік тому +5

      @@jakeb.7997 Depends on the model honestly, if its just a weapons platform with no brain whatsoever i dont think a human who has to be grown and trained for about 2 decades is worth losing.

  • @amon6560
    @amon6560 2 роки тому +4550

    1:36 I love how that droid just gave up knowing they couldn't stop Anakin

    • @NetWebUser
      @NetWebUser 2 роки тому +225

      I mean I would too

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 роки тому +314

      And anakin still killed him even though he practically surrendered. Thats a war crime. The jedi are war criminals

    • @neet-o-muskeet-o4521
      @neet-o-muskeet-o4521 2 роки тому +230

      @@theskiypdee In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

    • @njnjco
      @njnjco 2 роки тому +100

      @@neet-o-muskeet-o4521 The sky isn't blue on every planet and not all Jedi are war criminals, just most of them.

    • @jadinarmstrong3043
      @jadinarmstrong3043 2 роки тому

      @@njnjco and they were also just Droids and not like real people

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Рік тому +81

    6:37
    Padme: (Sounds like she’s escaping from jail)
    The dude guarding her: *Quiet in there!*

  • @genericguy8423
    @genericguy8423 2 роки тому +3194

    The Droid screaming " my knees " that shit broke me

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 2 роки тому +190

      Just like his knees

    • @louisthelegend1011
      @louisthelegend1011 2 роки тому +39

      @@dudemcduder1628 dude💀

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 2 роки тому +45

      I used to be an adventurer like you

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 роки тому +65

      Same, I was looking for this comment, it's at 6:20

    • @grr7293
      @grr7293 2 роки тому +16

      @@Oreca2005 til I took a jedi to the knee

  • @williammanier6074
    @williammanier6074 2 роки тому +83

    6:15 the my knees was hilarious!!

  • @VelvetMagician
    @VelvetMagician 2 роки тому +7768

    Whoever voiced the battle droids deserves an award

    • @connorredshaw7994
      @connorredshaw7994 2 роки тому +159

      @@slushy8603 it is

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 2 роки тому +292

      Matthew Wood

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter 2 роки тому +399

      When you remember the droids and the general who hates them are voiced by the same guy:

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 2 роки тому +22

      @@slushy8603 yes

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 роки тому +73

      He’s also one of the sound designers for Lucasfilm

  • @gummi9948
    @gummi9948 2 роки тому +120

    0:52 Get back here Sergeant!
    💀

  • @adamjackson4340
    @adamjackson4340 2 роки тому +2083

    Title: says for 7:21
    Time: says 7:22
    Me: “How many other lies have I been told by the council?”

    • @bloodbrothers6556
      @bloodbrothers6556 2 роки тому +63

      Technically it gets rid of one second once you start playing sooo it is correct..........................but you already knew that. Don’t you

    • @UnknownUser-ef6gc
      @UnknownUser-ef6gc 2 роки тому +16

      @@bloodbrothers6556 yes… appreciate the humour

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 роки тому +14

      Far too many to count.

    • @matthewkalasky2891
      @matthewkalasky2891 2 роки тому +9

      "And what makes you so sure that you have the whole truth?"

    • @Jeremiah_Rivers76
      @Jeremiah_Rivers76 2 роки тому +6

      @@matthewkalasky2891 You’re close on that line. It’s actually, “And how do you know that you even have the whole truth?”

  • @MrMeatyMeat61
    @MrMeatyMeat61 Рік тому +206

    4:21 to the next scene is secretly an amazing transition

    • @Cantthinkofanames
      @Cantthinkofanames Рік тому +23

      Bro got turned into a janitor

    • @tbays5875
      @tbays5875 Рік тому +17

      B1: the Jedi has disarmed your bombs
      Slaver: WHAT?😡
      *Many demotions later*
      B1: yep, this is the worst job in the droid army

    • @reubentherblazer9756
      @reubentherblazer9756 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro demoted the messenger 💀

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 2 роки тому +4145

    Sometimes I feel bad for battle droids. Especially since it seems droids have sentience or atleast resemble sentience so much that you develop an emotional attachment like you would a fictional character.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +583

      The best bond was to the reprogrammed droids in the citadel story arc... man they wasted those

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 роки тому +10

      The trouble is that to the enemy they look exactly the same and likely weren't being listen to plus the droids have their programming so they would be aggressive by nature to anyone who is not a prisoner or their senior commander and the Jedi don't view droids as lifeforms but merely objects that move and try to kill them!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 2 роки тому +162

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But Anakin and Luke both had a bond with R2D2. Although with C3po he always felt like everyone treated him like he was expendable. Like I'm not sure if he ever had any friends besides R2.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 роки тому +62

      @@destroyerblackdragon True but remember that most of the droids that Anakin was facing were pretty much trying to kill him on the battlefield, R2 is clearly a droid with limited amounts of programming limitations thus able to do what he deems to be the right course of action but then we know very little about R2 prior to ep1, who built and programmed him in the first place and why he is so independent minded, I'm betting he likely older than we believe, he likely gone through a bunch of refreshes and a few upgrades during his time!

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 роки тому +88

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But if you look at the Legends arc it’s revealed that it’s not their fault. They have an inhibitor chip that prevents them from refusing orders. In a way, they are just like the clones: sentient beings built for war, only to be abused again and again

  • @iron_2099
    @iron_2099 2 роки тому +124

    1:18 the worst thing is that the clones believed him

  • @AlarchyGaming
    @AlarchyGaming 2 роки тому +736

    4:32 i love how obi wan lets it live

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 7 місяців тому +2

      I mean, he wasn’t doing anything, why kill him?

    • @Basicsincontainment
      @Basicsincontainment 4 місяці тому

      @@generalalduin9548to be fair, he is armless plus he can’t do anything against him

    • @TheGiantCrustle
      @TheGiantCrustle 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Basicsincontainment He has his limbs, I think you meant to say “unarmed”

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Рік тому +35

    3:59 When you're in the middle of Netflix and Chill and the one from the other night calls back.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 2 роки тому +671

    “Concentrate fire on sector 11374265!”
    “11...3...7... what was that again?”
    “JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!!!”

  • @elizabethvandersluis890
    @elizabethvandersluis890 Рік тому +48

    0:46 bro falls off a cliff
    Other droid: get back here sergeant

  • @HeIsTheBluesCat
    @HeIsTheBluesCat 2 роки тому +1498

    "Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! He's the commander!"
    (Gets shot)
    "Well, I'm the commander."
    (Gets shot)
    I love these droids so much, I don't want them to blow up.

  • @glitchfinder4206
    @glitchfinder4206 2 роки тому +82

    3:52 disney is a kids show! Also disney:

    • @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57
      @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57 9 місяців тому +4

      Star Wars the clone wars is a show for Everyone and for people who love Star wars

    • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
      @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 6 місяців тому +1

      Didn't The Clone Wars broadcast on Cartoon Network? Back when they had integrity and took risks?

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 Місяць тому

      The show was made by George Lucas before Disney bought them out.

  • @SpartacusTheHumble
    @SpartacusTheHumble 2 роки тому +1956

    The fact that the clones actually held their fire for a tad during 1:19 lmao 🤣

    • @MDLuffy1234YT
      @MDLuffy1234YT 2 роки тому +332

      "I guess I'm the commander now" made me go absolutely hysterical.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 роки тому +100

      Like they knew they had 'em and so let him try that as a joke.

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 Рік тому +18

      The among us part is basically shape shifter gameplay

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 8 місяців тому

      ​@@MDLuffy1234YTok...

  • @haleylarson7894
    @haleylarson7894 Рік тому +10

    0:01 and be sure not to drop it.
    Other droid: WHOA!!! *does it anyway*
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 роки тому +675

    "the little ones, the ones half the size as normal Jedi" I can't lmao, I love droid humor

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 роки тому +43

      They never learned the word "children"

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 2 роки тому

      @@wingedbluj1674 Well, they're droids. Droids don't have children, just smaller models.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Рік тому +3

      ​@@wingedbluj1674cant be charged with killing children if you dont know what a child is 😂

  • @mattlangford7651
    @mattlangford7651 2 роки тому +56

    5:52 k but you are not impervious to all weapons

  • @00M_Clanks
    @00M_Clanks 2 роки тому +471

    If I ever get control of Disney, expect a series about these guys.

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 2 роки тому +35

      And they deserve it

    • @georgethefriend29
      @georgethefriend29 Рік тому +37

      Clankers: A Star Wars Story.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 Рік тому +11

      I'd watch it for sure. Poor droids always get the sponge end of the stick, and worse yet know it.

    • @JayBomb21
      @JayBomb21 Рік тому +2

      Yes

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 10 місяців тому +4

      If I were a part of that project, I'd make it be about the Separatist POV in the war, where the Republic seem to be the bad guys (while subtly coming off like the good guys) and meanwhile the Battle Droids are either protecting a town at any cost, giving to the needy who were badly affected by the Clone Wars and maybe even taking down small criminals on the side or even dealing with the shadier elements within the Separatist Army.
      Not all Separatists were as evil as Count Dooku or a murderous criminal like General Grevious.
      Anyway, I'm thinking that the main characters could be a secret clandestine squad of Commando Droids and Battle Droids which was set up by a Separatist commander who's actually the good guy version of Danzo Shimura from Naruto: Shippuden.
      A guy with good and strong morals who feels like the Separatists could do better in the war by *being* better than the Republic. Of course, the Separatist leadership would use this squad as a PR booster for the Separatist Army but command of this squad still falls down to the Separatist commander I mentioned before.
      And of course we'd get the delicious comedy that made the Battle Droids really fun, but we'd also get some deep character development moments because the Battle Droids have never done good guy things before and they have never been the good guys before.
      Hell, we could also get the answer to the question of whether or not the Battle Droids get the memories from dead Battle Droids uploaded into their memory banks which would make their lives seem like a nightmarish isekai and an endless time loop of death at the same time.
      It would probably make the Droids question if their fight was worth it and if there is any point to the war, which, I know, that dilemma is similar to what the Clones went through but the truth is that the Clone Troopers and the Battle Droids are just two sides of the same coin so it would make sense for these more morally good Battle Droids in this hypothetical series to have almost the same kind of character development as the Clone Troopers.
      I love this idea and part of me wants to make a fanfiction about it.

  • @torav8343
    @torav8343 Рік тому +131

    5:58 that tactical droid always cracks me up

  • @laylavanniekerk803
    @laylavanniekerk803 2 роки тому +586

    6:21 is one of my favorite scenes in Clone Wars

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 роки тому +56

      “MY KNEES! Duh, AAAAAH!”

    • @Observer-3913
      @Observer-3913 2 роки тому +23

      OH NO MY KNEES * freaking dies *

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 Рік тому +44

    1:49 is the funniest droid death scream I’ve ever heard

  • @dt-725
    @dt-725 2 роки тому +257

    5:16 Grievous has had it

    • @VO3DClan
      @VO3DClan 2 роки тому +8

      It made me laugh so hard

    • @supriss1190
      @supriss1190 Рік тому +3

      what episode is that?

    • @dt-725
      @dt-725 Рік тому +2

      @@supriss1190 no clue

    • @nananaomi
      @nananaomi Рік тому +2

      @@supriss1190 S1E3, Shadow Malevolence

  • @cherryscarlett
    @cherryscarlett 2 роки тому +38

    2:34 _when you didn't play any Assassin's Creed.._ *bUt eVeRyOnE iN tHe vILLaGe iS aLReAdY aN eXPeRt..*

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 роки тому +1354

    Are these droids able to have their ‘minds’ uploaded into different bodies, or are battle droids just straight up dead once cut or shot down? Because if they can, imagine a life of being killed in war, just to constantly be reanimated in different bodies to repeat the cycle.

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 роки тому +290

      Well I hear that the Separatist Alliance try to collect broken droids from the battlefield to be recycled into new droids so there might be a chance of them remembering.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +356

      First of all: It seems like the droids share their data of the battles bc Tactic droids can learn and adapt based on past fights. So maybe they dont transfer their personality but surely battle related data.
      Second would that surely be a nice idea for a philosophical movie. Maybe in the direction of "Edge of tomorrow"

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 роки тому +76

      Honestly they wouldn't care to recycle memories unless it's a high ranking tactical droid

    • @ferrarogaming223
      @ferrarogaming223 2 роки тому +67

      Well in attack of the clones C-3POs head was attached to a battle droid body and he started gaining hate towards the Jedi so I think the answer is yes, their minds are salvageable

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 роки тому +36

      I know this technically isn’t cannot but in Star War Lego All Stars it talks about Roger (a b1 battle droid) being in battles and then getting resembled again and again. Roger is from Freemakers btw

  • @liamdysoco4832
    @liamdysoco4832 Рік тому +34

    “I sent a B-1 to resolve the situation”
    “Then it is likely now worse”
    -Two commando droids in Jedi Survivor

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 роки тому +158

    Nobody:
    Cad Bane: *teenage noises*

  • @hrngry
    @hrngry 8 місяців тому +1

    "S-Sir..a Jedi is coming. He looks veeery unhappy"
    😂🤷🏻‍♀️
    I love the droids in Star Wars

  • @zivo9453
    @zivo9453 2 роки тому +283

    i wish one of the jedi once saw a droid doing an awful job (cleaning maintance etc) and thought nope imma spare him

    • @loruneye7881
      @loruneye7881 2 роки тому +69

      Tbf they didn’t kill the droid who was cleaning they locked it in the cell

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 роки тому +7

      69 likes, my favourite number, nobody else like this comment
      *edit, dammit guys

  • @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780
    @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780 2 роки тому +15

    4:26: Did Kenobi let this droid live? lol

  • @Heroic-actions
    @Heroic-actions 2 роки тому +303

    Rogue: enjoy droid humor for 7:21
    Time:7:22
    Me:how many other lies have I been told by the council!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +55

      On the other hand you can see it as a surprise... but a welcome one

  • @connorludwig8472
    @connorludwig8472 2 роки тому +28

    "There's No Jedi In here. Wait, There's No Prisoner in Here! How did she do that!?" I love How he said Those Final Words with Such Amazement

  • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
    @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 роки тому +363

    2:10 This made me laugh to death🤣

  • @trexindominus8119
    @trexindominus8119 2 роки тому +23

    6:58 that is the exact moment he realised he fricked up

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 роки тому +357

    1:05 "We're defending this bridge alone?! Against the jedi?! I hate this job. :(
    And also 4:24 "Yep, this is about the worst job in the droid army."

    • @SuperStreetWarrior
      @SuperStreetWarrior Рік тому +19

      But at least he survived because Anakin closed the cell door.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому +4

      @@SuperStreetWarriorHe probably died slowly after running out of power.

    • @liammcquillan7382
      @liammcquillan7382 Рік тому +8

      *Jedis arrive* "And it just went into overtime"

    • @victuz
      @victuz Рік тому +2

      @@capncake8837 For real though, they have the privilege of not going through physical pain. The clones can't say the same.

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 Місяць тому

      ​@SuperStreetWarrior I usually don't like correcting people but it was Obi-Wan Kenobi that did it.

  • @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt
    @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt 2 роки тому +3

    "Haha fool, the supertank is impervious to all wea-"
    Yeah ...but you're not... 😂😂😂

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 роки тому +144

    0:04 I love how that battle droid puts his hand on his hips like a mildly angry person.

  • @deerdestroyer
    @deerdestroyer 2 роки тому +24

    I put all my trust in the fire department 1:53

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 2 роки тому +465

    My top favorite moments:
    Concentrate fire on sector 1-1-3-7-4-2-6-5.
    You said we'd be safe back here! Come on, there's three of us and only one of him! It won't matter!
    We're too big to fit in there! No we're not. Watch this!
    This is the worst job in the droid army!
    Ha ha ha ha, Fool! The Supertank is impervious to all weapons *Explosion*

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +29

      Dont tell me you really wrote out the right number here

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 2 роки тому +23

      @@TheRogueOneYT I did, because it's one of my favorite moments of all time!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +13

      Understandable

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 2 роки тому +15

      *Do not underestimate our meme,if the rebel army fall the citizens will loss they cringe,and order will be restored*
      General Kalani

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 Місяць тому +2

      "1 1 3... what was that again?"
      "Just fire right there!"

  • @NATHANRERAILED
    @NATHANRERAILED 2 роки тому +34

    1:00
    What are you doing???
    *Angry Cad Bane noises*

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 роки тому +328

    The battle droids were hilarious through that series. I always figured they acted that way because the separatists were trying to program them to think independently like clones. But the droids just didn't have the capacity to handle it so instead they just ended up with those eccentric personalities. And of course by then it was too late to pull back since they can be mass produced so quickly.

    • @dtronattardo7858
      @dtronattardo7858 2 роки тому +47

      You are unironically completely correct during episode 1 the design was based of a Sentral ai wich is why they were changed to be independent sadly due to the separatists being cheap skates their ai was highly limited

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 Місяць тому +3

    0:50 same energy as saying “You can’t park there” to a person that crashed their car

  • @q-tip8536
    @q-tip8536 3 роки тому +113

    The Skype sound gets me every time xD

  • @themwr01
    @themwr01 10 місяців тому +3

    5:49 little girl outsmarts a Tactical Droid lol

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 2 роки тому +808

    I always get frustrated when the Jedi strike down *non-combatant* droids

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 2 роки тому +173

      You mean *unarmed* droids. All of those you see getting whacked in the show are combat models. They ARE combatants, regardless if they have weapons in their hands or not at the moment.

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 роки тому

      Yeah, the jedi are litreally war criminals

    • @ovni2295
      @ovni2295 2 роки тому +155

      @@FalconWindblader I still don't like it. They're clearly sentient and we know from both canons they are capable of leaving the war and living peacefully.

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 роки тому +80

      @@ovni2295
      Reading this makes me imagine the droids failing both High School and College for some reason.

    • @nickter745thebold8
      @nickter745thebold8 2 роки тому +28

      They strike down droids so easily because they’re canon fodder.

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 2 роки тому +6

    1:44 "Sir, the Jedi is coming, he looks very unhappy... (Neko Arc noises)"

  • @theglocktopus8988
    @theglocktopus8988 2 роки тому +61

    "The little ones! Half the size of normal Jedi! They're freeing the prisoners and- MY KNEES!"

  • @EmeryE2
    @EmeryE2 Рік тому +5

    “Get back here Sargent,” best line in the movie 😂

  • @grigorij8338
    @grigorij8338 3 роки тому +372

    Absolute Legend, Love droid humor

  • @ElijahCurtis
    @ElijahCurtis Рік тому +9

    Adding the Skype ringtones to the droid calls is comedy gold 😂

  • @andrewanderson4579
    @andrewanderson4579 2 роки тому +205

    6:21 was the first moment that legit made me laugh out loud xD
    Chuckled at the rest of them tho

  • @ericdunn7352
    @ericdunn7352 10 місяців тому +2

    I think the battle droids were the real stars of The Clone Wars.❤

  • @ladyeva9398
    @ladyeva9398 2 роки тому +123

    2:03 Me and my best friend when we try to do something right.😂

  • @dastardlyruby74737
    @dastardlyruby74737 11 місяців тому +2

    Idk why but seeing Jedi commit war crimes against droids just makes me laugh

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 2 роки тому +152

    My favorite part is when that one OOM unit just screaming "MY KNEES!"

  • @NealGilbert-r1y
    @NealGilbert-r1y Рік тому +7

    0:24 - “Shut up Sergeant! I’m in command here!” 😂😂

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 2 роки тому +77

    The explanation is that after the Battle of Naboo - which showed the Trade Federation what a bad idea it was to have all your droids controlled by a mothership - the battle droids were given more autonomy. However, their cheap hardware found processing so much information difficult, which resulted in behavioural glitches. Essentially, the chattiness is their way of working through the mental strain, kind of like stimming.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +8

      That is actually a nice explanation. I am also excited how this will play out in the upcoming Star Wars Eclipse game. If the trade federation already uses battledroids then they would also be controlled by nearby ships

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 Рік тому +3

    6:21 MY Knees! Sounds so funny

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 2 роки тому +95

    They’re more human than any of the living characters in this show

  • @Voidboi223
    @Voidboi223 2 роки тому +14

    5:15 actually made me laugh as thus happened once

  • @catamation6271
    @catamation6271 2 роки тому +66

    “He looks very unhappy”

  • @bardthenascarfanaticdragon
    @bardthenascarfanaticdragon 9 місяців тому +1

    This is why the droids crack me up.
    Also, Fanzone's catchphrase is "This Is Why I Hate Machines."

  • @Daboah
    @Daboah 2 роки тому +37

    "Make sure you don't drop it"
    *FALLS THEMSELVES*
    "Well I am not even angry, just disappointed"

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Рік тому +4

    “Yep. This is the worst job in the droid army.”
    *Sees Obi-Wan with rescued child*
    “…and it just went into overtime.”

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 2 роки тому +315

    I like to imagine that there's a server that regularly backs up the droids' memories, then when the droid is destroyed, the memory of one unit gets put into a new body.
    So the same droids are dying to Anakin and his friends again and again and again.
    Edit to add, it would make some sense. With a central control removed after what happened in Episode 1 with all the droids going down at once, the Trade Federation droids were given individual AI to fight without that weakness. Having their memories backed up and put into new bodies when they die would allow them to pull a Dark Souls and learn from their mistakes, getting smarter and learning patterns every time they come back.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 2 роки тому +11

      Possibly

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 роки тому +30

      makes sense, thats the story of Roger in the Lego Star Wars series

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 роки тому +9

      @@philipmartin3411 it is XD

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 роки тому +39

      If there's one that lends a lot of credibility to that theory it's the one with the other two that encountered a pissed off Anakin. There's no way he hasn't been slaughtered by Jedi multiple times with that attitude.

    • @originaler31er67
      @originaler31er67 Рік тому +2

      Would explain why that one said „it won’t matter“. He’s done it a bunch of times already.

  • @jawaboi9698
    @jawaboi9698 2 роки тому +20

    Special thanks to all the memorable droids:
    The one who got promoted
    The three droids who got killed by anakin
    The droid with hacks(Its better when they arent shooting back)
    The hacker droid's teammate
    The droid who fell
    The janitor
    The two droids in the sand who were worried if any one of them died
    The droid who was the commander
    The droid who wasnt the commander
    The droids in vietnam
    The droids in arabs
    The droid who got crushed by a bomb on his head
    The two droids that were guarding padme
    The firefighting droids
    The droid who didnt knew the bridge was stopping
    The droid with bad programming
    The droid who broke his knees
    The skype droid
    The droid who got eaten
    The other droids that i couldnt mention

  • @TheRealBamboonga
    @TheRealBamboonga 2 роки тому +115

    1:10 - Did the Jedi just yell 'FBI! FBI!' before they came in the door???

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 роки тому +28

      FBI, OPEN UP

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 роки тому +10

      @@TheRogueOneYT
      Cheese and rice, were the Battle Droids doing something THAT illegal???

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 6 місяців тому

      @@chippy2023illegal spice trading. Anakin wants his hit later 🤣

  • @chippy2023
    @chippy2023 2 роки тому +4

    1:17 - 1:25
    Commander Droid: Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! *[Literally betrays his own kind and points to the droid next to him]* H-he's the commander!
    Jedi: *[Believes the Commander for some reason and shoots the droid next to the Commander]*
    Me: Commander how could you!?
    Commander Droid: *[An absolutel idiot]* Guess I'm the Commander now. *[Gets killed by the Jedi who believed him]*
    Me: *[Conflicted]* No, you idiot! Why did you say that out loud!?

  • @fullmetalquinnp7047
    @fullmetalquinnp7047 2 роки тому +54

    6:21 My Knees!!!😂😂😂

  • @hndz7953
    @hndz7953 10 місяців тому +3

    *It wont matter* damm he is the bravest one

    • @nursestoyland
      @nursestoyland 10 місяців тому

      He knew what was going to happen

  • @libidinalmaterialist9470
    @libidinalmaterialist9470 3 роки тому +85

    How did I never realize until this video that the voice actor (and voice) for the Chritchellites in Samurai Jack is the same for the battle droids in clone wars

  • @Rogue_Centurion
    @Rogue_Centurion Рік тому +1

    The droid that knew Sector 11374265 is a legend

  • @iancreviston3667
    @iancreviston3667 2 роки тому +115

    5:47
    Wow and I thought the Battle Droids were stupid 🤣

    • @rosalyndt85
      @rosalyndt85 2 роки тому +31

      When a random commander droid has a bigger villan ego than a actual story relevant villan

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming Рік тому +12

      The most embarrassing part is the fact that it's a *Tactical Droid* which is supposed to be smarter than B1's...

    • @yvespenaflor4610
      @yvespenaflor4610 Рік тому +5

      ​@@v12ts.gaming it's even smarter than commando droids. The only ones is stupid is B1 but they are hilarious and I love them 😂

    • @Fredbears_plushie_collection
      @Fredbears_plushie_collection Рік тому

      That hurt like my knees

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 Місяць тому

      "HA ha ha! You fool! The supertank is impervious to all-" 'BOOM'

  • @oofoof2021
    @oofoof2021 2 роки тому +1

    1:53 the new season of Chicago fire looking good

  • @kariosgaming6735
    @kariosgaming6735 2 роки тому +25

    6:20 "My Knees!" XDDDDD
    That had me dead lol

  • @TheFakeTraitor
    @TheFakeTraitor 6 місяців тому +2

    *frikkin dies*
    "...Get back here seargent!"

  • @silentxbeastx6583
    @silentxbeastx6583 2 роки тому +43

    The War Crimes These Droids Go Through Is On Another Level

  • @EyeStorrm
    @EyeStorrm 5 місяців тому +2

    They have more personality than the clones. 😂

  • @Zapper-Zac
    @Zapper-Zac 2 роки тому +65

    5:38
    "We are part of the pub"
    *sudden flashbacks to that one Star Wars YTP*

  • @plushtrapthegamer2081
    @plushtrapthegamer2081 Рік тому +1

    “Ha ha. You fool, the super tank is impervious to all weapons-“
    *realizes he signed his death warrant one milli second before it blew up*
    5:47

  • @catrastrophe
    @catrastrophe 3 роки тому +60

    I really needed this solid collection xD

  • @puppysquad6767
    @puppysquad6767 Рік тому +1

    “Did you die?” “Sadly yes, but I lived!”

  • @starwarsnerd1649
    @starwarsnerd1649 2 роки тому +36

    My knees! Ahhhh! This is one of the best lines in history

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Рік тому +1

    7:03 "Where's the alarm button?" XD

  • @mr.savage2002
    @mr.savage2002 2 роки тому +50

    1:43 got me so random bro😂😂😂😂
    Damn I love your edits, they fit so well with that lovely star wars content ahaha

  • @paraceratherium255
    @paraceratherium255 11 місяців тому +10

    5:06 without context this is very weird.

    • @nghihuynh6631
      @nghihuynh6631 5 місяців тому

      Slowly put steel rod away 😞

  • @QixTheDS
    @QixTheDS 2 роки тому +39

    6:33 TCW Padme strong, damn.

  • @XxShadow101xX
    @XxShadow101xX 2 роки тому +1

    Love the choice of Arma music at the beginning!

  • @Reddest1000
    @Reddest1000 2 роки тому +62

    The Battle Droids Are Really Funny XD
    Edit: 1:18 Imposter Droid: Don't Shoot! I'm Not The Imposter. He's The Imposter.
    (Clone Trooper Shoot The Fake Imposter)
    Imposter Droid: Guess I'm The Imposter Now
    (The Clone Trooper Shoot The Imposter)
    (Among us reference I only did)

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 2 роки тому +6

    R2 is too smart, he even knows that the fate of Republic Droids is worse than Pirate Droids

  • @Lady-Kanerasoka
    @Lady-Kanerasoka 2 роки тому +154

    Honestly, this is the only reason why we like the battle droids: because they’re so damn funny!

  • @StormagedonBOD
    @StormagedonBOD 2 роки тому +1

    "Sir a jedi is coming. HE'S VERY UNHAPPY! NYAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"