MACE WINDU: Stoned or not, you’re still under arrest. SAESEE TIIN: And those you were under should be added to your charges. MACE WINDU: Better put him in cuffs before he gets sober. SHEEV: (While being cuffed) Woah… Easy man. Who need to get so rough with my wrists.
I love the absurdity of Palpatine doing a line of space crack (or I guess that would be spice instead) and then yelling and losing a fight to a statue, which fell on top of him and killed him, followed by an extensive forensic examination which is broadcasted across the galaxy and led by a mentally unstable clone shock trooper who thought of using old Sheev as his toothpaste 😂😂😂
I love that Anakin was ranked to Jedi Master because of Palpatine's death like they give him credit. Also I love that the sith statues roasted the hell out of Palpatine.
Something similar happened at the White House. It has still not been clarified who brought the illicit drugs in, although there are several prominent suspects.
I don't think I've ever watched a "what if" that's made me laugh as hard as this one. The writer has a epic hate on of sorts for palpatine bahahahah. Palpatine gets riled up, impatient waiting for his encounter, smokes space crack. High outa his mind he gets roasted by ancient sith statues. Then launches himself full tilt at the statue, snapping his neck, then gets crushed by the statue. Bahhahaha. Pure gold.
i really liked the statues roasting sheev. was something different from the usual fan fictions on youtube gonna subscribe so that i can follow your career with great interest.
Palp-You are going to sell me death sticks. Other dude-I'm going to sell you death sticks. Palp-You are going to go home and figure out how to get me MORE death sticks...
Sidious, the greatest failure of the sith. To come to the end of a thousand year race, having achieved the greatest power of his era, and victory on a silver plate, only to fumble a few steps from the finish line. Of all the sith who lay in anguish in force hell, Sidious is the loser among losers
This was an interesting story and funny in the way that sidious was killed because he was ingesting death sticks and his own mind betrayed him and he robbed his apprentice of the chance to kill him outright
What if Anakin was framed for the Jedi Temple Bombing? Would Sidious bail him out? Would Ashoka be able to find and defeat Bariss? Would this further accelerate Anakin's fall to the dark side regardless if he leaves the order or not?
@@starwarsquillIt would still likely push Anakin to the dark side, not fully if Sidious gets it resolved quickly. But the fact that the Jedi would've been okay with his execution to appease the Republic is what would piss him off
@starwarsquill Honestly I thought you was gonna make Palpatine try to sell Anakin death sticks.....and it would explain where the name death star came from 💀😅
Eh, Palpatine was a psychotic narcissist. He didn't give a damn about the galaxy's betterment or prosperity. Everything was just a tool or an obstacle to him.
I mean Darth Plagius ended his master in a mining "accident" he set up, he has no room to complain about Palpatine ending him in his sleep while drunk, as opposed to a fair fight...
My name is, Thomas Death sticks make you a real man and who knew he became Stick Lord of Death sticks. Thank you for reading my comment and have a great day.
Honestly reading the title this just sounds like a terrible fanfiction, not that what ifs aren't just fanfictions for people who hate reading anyway but still lol
At the end of it all, Elan Sleazebaggano was the true victor of the Jedi v. Sith conflict.
You wanna buy some death sticks?
@@RayAkuma yes
Than I recommend ppsw's what if ordered 67 was activated instead of order 66, it was HILARIOUS!.
MACE WINDU: "You're under arrest, Chancellor."
SHEEV: "Chill out, Jedi Dude. I am, like, SOOOOOO stoned."
MACE WINDU: Stoned or not, you’re still under arrest.
SAESEE TIIN: And those you were under should be added to your charges.
MACE WINDU: Better put him in cuffs before he gets sober.
SHEEV: (While being cuffed) Woah… Easy man. Who need to get so rough with my wrists.
love how palpatine said "then treason, it is" as if he turned into yoda
Haha
I love the absurdity of Palpatine doing a line of space crack (or I guess that would be spice instead) and then yelling and losing a fight to a statue, which fell on top of him and killed him, followed by an extensive forensic examination which is broadcasted across the galaxy and led by a mentally unstable clone shock trooper who thought of using old Sheev as his toothpaste 😂😂😂
Hahaha!! Indeed, hilarious!
I love that Anakin was ranked to Jedi Master because of Palpatine's death like they give him credit.
Also I love that the sith statues roasted the hell out of Palpatine.
Yeah, that was the only burn worse than what Anakin suffered on Mustafar.
@@JediMasterZimdeath sticks were the chosen one 😂
“We found death sticks in the executive building and we ‘don’t know’ who it belongs to” is a startlingly familiar headline 🤣
I need context
A while back there was a baggie of cocaine found in the White House and they ‘didn’t know’ who it belonged to but we all know it was Hunter’s lol
I think it's based on cocaine being found in the Whitehouse@@nobbyfirefly57
@@nobbyfirefly57uhh, some suspicious white powder was found in the Whitehouse
And yes, it's what you think it is
Something similar happened at the White House. It has still not been clarified who brought the illicit drugs in, although there are several prominent suspects.
This went surprisingly deep for a what if shitpost.
These visions were no mere acid trip. Clearly this was the will of the force at play.
Palpatine's own arrogance and hubris did him in...in the most humiliating fashion too.
A spinoff: Mace walks in and Palpatine offers him a deathstick while smoking the peacepipe.
seems like a reasonable fanfic
Yep lol
I don't think I've ever watched a "what if" that's made me laugh as hard as this one. The writer has a epic hate on of sorts for palpatine bahahahah. Palpatine gets riled up, impatient waiting for his encounter, smokes space crack. High outa his mind he gets roasted by ancient sith statues. Then launches himself full tilt at the statue, snapping his neck, then gets crushed by the statue. Bahhahaha. Pure gold.
i really liked the statues roasting sheev. was something different from the usual fan fictions on youtube gonna subscribe so that i can follow your career with great interest.
I’m glad you liked it, man :)
This has got to be the funniest Star Wars theory I’ve heard and I love it.
I couldn't help but laugh at this. Could you imagine if they had put this in Revenge of The Sith?
@@cecilrhodes7744 now I can and it’s really funny.
CSI: Coruscant LOL
Or Dexx-Terr haha
A stick LORD?
Yes, the one we’ve been looking for!
eyyy man you wanna buy some death sticks? @@starwarsquill
darth Jesse: Anakin, have you ever heard about the tragedy of darth white the cook?
@@andrewwilcke9378 Darth White was so powerful and so wise, he could manipulate the Meth-iclorians to create...blue.
@@tainoman7905
Anakin: Where can i learn such powers?
13:10
LMAO 🤣 that slide sound.
The ending makes me laugh 🤣
Anakin: Gets a vision.
Ani's Friends: Aww shit, here we go again....
I can only imagine how the spirits of Sith of old-especially that of his master-would have interacted with Palpatine afterwards.
imagine someone says: hey your breath smells like the chancelor
Had to laugh at Palpatine and his conversation with the statues.
Me too, jajajajajajaja!
Your arrogance blinds you emperor palpatine now you shall experience the full power of the death sticks
"Anakin me boy! I've over dosed on death sticksssssss"
This is absolutely hysterical.
Palpatine, while struggling underneath a fallen statue: Ah, mace, my friend, I knew it was coming to this, the statues are taking ovah!
Help me mace, and together we'll save the Republic you love!
What if Obi Wan broke his leg when jumping to confront Grievous on Utapau?
😂
Then develop an addiction to death sticks, he would...
This might be the only what if where all 4 Jedi who enter palps’ office survive 😂
Palp-You are going to sell me death sticks.
Other dude-I'm going to sell you death sticks.
Palp-You are going to go home and figure out how to get me MORE death sticks...
Sidious, the greatest failure of the sith. To come to the end of a thousand year race, having achieved the greatest power of his era, and victory on a silver plate, only to fumble a few steps from the finish line. Of all the sith who lay in anguish in force hell, Sidious is the loser among losers
what if anakin fell in love with the zygerrian queen
that made me laugh pretty hard. crunch!! lol
So Anakin, the chosen one, brought balance to the force, by doing absolutely nothing.
*( ͠° ͟ ͜ʖ ͡ ͠°) He would done away with the jedi under a minute.*
Toothpaste 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it
I have not had a laugh like that for ages.
Unironically better than those millions of "what if master X trained Anakin" on other channels.
I think annikin's vision was because he was tripping on death sticks 😂
Why is youtube recommending me stories where all the cast are addicts? 😂
Mace Windu: "You're under arrest, Chancellor."
Palpatine: "That's like, your opinion man."
This was an interesting story and funny in the way that sidious was killed because he was ingesting death sticks and his own mind betrayed him and he robbed his apprentice of the chance to kill him outright
What if Anakin was framed for the Jedi Temple Bombing?
Would Sidious bail him out? Would Ashoka be able to find and defeat Bariss? Would this further accelerate Anakin's fall to the dark side regardless if he leaves the order or not?
Sidious would probably get it resolved I think…
@@starwarsquillIt would still likely push Anakin to the dark side, not fully if Sidious gets it resolved quickly. But the fact that the Jedi would've been okay with his execution to appease the Republic is what would piss him off
I think he would get closer to sidious and distance himself from the jedi alot earlier and alot Quicker
What If Shaak Ti went to Mandalore with Ahsoka
Maul might’ve been caught earlier and maybe the Jedi would have one final chance at beating Sidious i think :)
What if Leia and Starkiller were trained together?
Could lead to a scenario where Palpatine discovers them both… :/
Palpatine; " _Damn,_ I need a smoke. Procurer, your finest Death sticks , if you please."
Citizen: What happened?
Official: He got stoned.
"Execute Order 4:20.".
What if Cin Drallig killed Vader/Anakin in the temple
Palpatine would be disappointed haha
13:10 😭😭😭
Now ¿What if Obi Wan had bought the death sticks in attack of the clones?. 😂😂
I had this question yesterday 😂
Haha
@starwarsquill Honestly I thought you was gonna make Palpatine try to sell Anakin death sticks.....and it would explain where the name death star came from 💀😅
LMAO HE DED
Anyone else think this is a robot chicken sketch
Palps on crack
I really wanna try to recreate this story. Whether through live action, animation, or stop motion. I feel like I have to do it.
Haha That would be awesome. If I had the budget I’d make a clone wars style animation of some of these lol
yeah. That'd be amazing. Keep up the good work!
Eh, Palpatine was a psychotic narcissist. He didn't give a damn about the galaxy's betterment or prosperity. Everything was just a tool or an obstacle to him.
Part two with a resurrected Dartb Vitiate PLEASE!
You mean tenebrae
I mean Darth Plagius ended his master in a mining "accident" he set up, he has no room to complain about Palpatine ending him in his sleep while drunk, as opposed to a fair fight...
What if jabba was a sith lord
He probs did do death sticks
It's really good
Thanks :)
My name is, Thomas
Death sticks make you a real man and who knew he became Stick Lord of Death sticks.
Thank you for reading my comment and have a great day.
Did this guy go through a growth spurt?
Message here is simple
Don't do Drugs
I believe aniken had a vision of Darth jarjar
Honestly reading the title this just sounds like a terrible fanfiction, not that what ifs aren't just fanfictions for people who hate reading anyway but still lol
You think that Lord Sidious was a psychotic , drug addled Sith Lord ?
So , what's your point ?
Nobody's perfect.
Pente patrol did one just like this 😅
15:23 JESUS
What if he had a 4 Loko before fighting Mace? lol
Mace wouldn't stand a chance
as funny as it was, the balance of the force was one sided to the jedi or light side so no there was no balance.
What if being a Sithlord was illegal?
Palpatine: I don't give a sh-