A remaster of an old video: ua-cam.com/video/D7pF5OzZw7U/v-deo.html Note that this is considered Legends continuity to the broader Anakin Shrugged Saga
I was gonna suggest just regular steroids. If they got super swoll, that’d add a ton of mass to them as well, and they’d not only have the strength in the force, but also the strength in their bodies, to really take on any darksiders.
Counter point to Obi’s original point: muscle is denser than fat, so being as buff as possible with healthy body fat would make for the ideal force user
@@alexantone5532 I can't put sources in replies sadly, but they're the first results from: "nih gov where fat comes from" "sciencedirect muscle cell" Both types of cells are created in the body.
Obi-Wan doesn't understand the -sand people- people of sand situation. Anakin had finally finished his first draft of his thesis and went of to show his mother, when those uncultured savages took his first draft, burned it, and laughed at him. Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They had it coming. Besides, Padme thought it was kind of hot, and asked Anakin to strike her down with his sword too.
@@Maximillian_Space he took out the batteries so he wouldn't accidentally press the button and fry her. Usually people put the batteries _in_ before using "swords" in private settings.
It honestly makes sense, that Hutt Jedi - completely forgotten his name - was one of the most powerful Jedi. So being a fat Jedi means you're more powerful, which means half the Star Wars fandom would be OP AF were they force sensitive.
Name's Beldorian. At his peak he probably wouldn't die to Jedi Knight Leia, but after turning into Jabba the Obese 2.0, and being corrupted by some parasite guy, he was a bit out of touch due to zero practice, and even then he was close to killing Leia who was Luke's student
Oh God… now I’m imagining Darth Vader holding Captain Antilles for 10 minutes discussing the difference between an ambassador and a duly elected representative, and Antilles just falls asleep in his arms.
He only blows up Alderaan because the philosophers and literary analysts at the Alderaan Planetary University, disparaged his thesis about the tragedy of darth plageus the wise, as inconsistent and derivative from the work of other scholars on Sith studies. The plagiarism allegations against Dr Vader in the senate following that caused a galaxy wide scandal, with APU forming an investigation committee that is very close to submitting its final report.
“If this is a diplomatic mission then where is the ambassador? No, I’m not referring to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan; do you really not know what the difference between an ambassador and Senator is? Ambassadors, according to the Galactic Diplomat’s Handbook, are defined as a representative or representatives of a species, planet, or other entity, assigned or otherwise designated to serve the interests of said polity at a specific post. Senators, on the other hand, represent a planet, sector or other special interest in the Galactic Senate on Coruscant…though I suppose it’s the Imperial Senate now. Ironically not as imposing as the *Galactic* don’t you think? I was trying to impress this upon Emperor Palpatine one standard week ago, but he did not appear receptive to such advice. Indeed he said that if I didn’t get on my way to recovering those plans I would, quote, witness the unlimited power of [my] fingies oh dear Force now he’s got me saying that too, just get out of here Darth Stupidius, unquote…”
Yoda seems to be the only jedi that appreciated the fall of the order and the death of Master Windu, now there ir no more HR to stop him from doing drugs and bullying everyone.
"Is it okay to call them Sand People? It honestly sounds like a slur" Well, that would explain why everyone calls them Tuskens these days, though it is weird that they raided one fort and got named after it forever.
The Cake is a lie, there is only pie Through pie I gain carbs Through carbs I gain fat Through fat I gain weight Through weight my scale is broken My belly is free
@robertlupa8273You could do it with anyone really. “Ah, if it isn’t my old rival, Master Doh-Nald T’Rump.” Elon Musk just sounds like a boss of the Trade Federation by default 😂
@@kittencorp.3295 it was a comic book, but I also knew because they took him off the council for Episode II. They did this because he looked too much like a Kaminoan and didn't want to confuse people.
Most badass thing Biden ever did- "Oh? You don't like me? Cool. All my friends are immune from prosecution and Ukraine is getting all the weapons. Bye then!"
What if Leia and Luke had been born conjoined? And what if instead of two full-sized people it was a normal sized person with a weird hunchback which is, of course the other twin. You'd still get all those child of the chosen one midichlorians just in a more compact Quasimodo shaped container
03:15 gets ditched in a desert without education, money, or even proper sanitation. becomes grandmaster of the jedi order anyways. are these requirements for the job then?
@@Jwsponky some of them retired instead of being dead. But yeah, it's not very impressive to get the highest rank in a jedi order consisting of one person.
@@feuerling Who be these retirees you speak of? The only one I can think of who survived long enough to do that is Ahsoka, and even then she survived in no small part due to the fact she was exiled from the jedi order.
To be fair Midichlorians could be diluted in the body so Anakin could simply have a higher density that spread and settled in his whole body. When Vader lost his limbs he permanently lost that amount of it and increasing his BMI would simply lower Midichlorian density but keep the finite amount the same? Perhaps some strapping and smart Doctor graduate could create a short 1 hour thesis considering this proposal?
@@Adi-mk2lq the midichlorians are confirmed per cell not whole body and new canon seems to go into idea that only thing holding vader back was mental state
I remember getting the Sand People Star Wars Figure. It was called "Tusken Raider (Sand People)". Tusken Raider sounds like even more of a slur. But, of course, they DID slaughter all those Jawas.
@meganparrish807 but that raises the question of what 'Tusken' actually is. Is it a settlement that the Sand People have raided especially brutally? Kinda like how vikings came to be known as 'vikings' after having brutally assaulted that one village?
Obi-Wan giving his personal dissertation on the events from the end of episode 3 leading into episode 4 was not where I expected to go next with this, but honestly? It was fucking hilarious.
I cannot wait to see a proper, unleashed video of Yoda. You hyped him up a lot with previous videos, you need to buckle up and man up and rest demonetization to give us some REAL Yoda lol lmao
If we take the "Jedi Apprentice" books as cannon (at least to legends) Then Yoda is indirectly responsible for a LOT of misery on Obi-Wan's part. The TLDR you get if you read between the lines is that Yoda decided that Qui-Gon needed to get over his last apprentice (who Yoda kinda set up to fail BTW) so sabotaged Obi-Wan's career to guilt-trip Qui into taking on Obi. With this in mind, Obi-Wan initially thinking Ahsoka would be his Palawan un the CW pilot movie could be interpreted not as Obi-Wan working with the council to gaslight Anakin into taking an apprentice to Yoda sticking his little green nose into Obi-Wan's career AGAIN for "the greater good"...
@ConnanTheCivilized I think they were also meant to depict how Qui-Gon wasn't a perfect mentor or care-giver, and thus even if he had survived TPM, he might not have been able to save Anakin from his fate...
Normally I'm not a fan of AI generated voices, but not only does your writing elevate it, you also put enough time and effort into the line reading generations to feel like it's worth "remastering" previous videos instead of just posting the first version it generates. Out of curiosity, what would you say is the average number of times you have to tweak and regenerate a randomly selected line of dialogue before you get a version you're satisfied with?
That midichlorian theory that more cells mean more power or that Anakin is weaker because him losing limbs doesn't make much sense. Ig would mean, bigger races are naturally stronger and doesn't need high concentration of midichlorians as smaller races. (So small ones would need for example 5000, while big races just 3000) But that obviously isn't truth, because Yoda exist and Jedi order isn't dominated by big guys. And they doesn't test Midichlorians according their height or weight, but just according concentration. Number of Midichlorians in body as whole doesn't matter. Matter their density. Anakin has problems after becoming Vader, because that lava bath. He literally used force to keep himself alive and continue to do so, until his death on second death star (where he turns from dark side back to light and doesn't use dark side abilities anymore to prolong his life)
@georgeoldsterd8994 really?! I though it's pretty know fact. It's explanation of his death. There is story, where he use dark side to heal himself and when he feels relief from pain, he collapse again, because not using his pain as fuel to dark side. I belive, it was even in some what if battle analysis videos etc.
@@liborohanka5010he only uses it when he has to normally the suit keeps him alive. Like extreme situations like when the emperor shot him( but he didn't so he died) and if the suit just randomly turns off
Hes explaining things in the present, on Tatooine. The Anakin example wouldnt be in his thesis of course, but its a pertinent example when hes one of the few living Jedi alive
SONG BUSHES OF LOVE. I HAD SOME QUESTIONS AT FIRST BUT I RAN INTO A WALL A FEW TIMES TO ALLEVIATE ANY NEED TO ASK THEM. PROFESSIONAL COURTESY ISNT GONE.😅
A remaster of an old video: ua-cam.com/video/D7pF5OzZw7U/v-deo.html
Note that this is considered Legends continuity to the broader Anakin Shrugged Saga
You have your own EU?
“I was the only one who voted against changing my name” was and is a classic!
@JacktheStripper-tc5pn it felt more authentic
I just want to hear more of Anakin's Thesis.
We need the full 2 hour cut with the interesting side tangents
@@gold_leader928 We'll get it, eventually, one day
And yet someone else would not want to hear the thesis. It is, one could argue, a dichotomy
Sorry, this is legends. Anakin isn't a nerd in this one
Full 2 hour cut *with citations* and a cameo from that one tall witch coven lady. Think her name was Abi Gale Tho'orn.
I figure Yoda would have suggested taking Midi-Chlorian Steroids anyway
I was gonna suggest just regular steroids. If they got super swoll, that’d add a ton of mass to them as well, and they’d not only have the strength in the force, but also the strength in their bodies, to really take on any darksiders.
If everyone drank Yodas blood they would become more powerful and high than you can imagine
@@ninjalectualx then they'd truely have the high ground
@@ninjalectualx Nah fam, they'd immediately OD
Maybe there really is a midichlorian mitochondria connection after all .
Fyi the more muscle you have, the more mitochondria.
Counter point to Obi’s original point: muscle is denser than fat, so being as buff as possible with healthy body fat would make for the ideal force user
a dense sponge holds less water
I believe humans don’t actually create more muscle and fat cells, but instead the cells they already have grow in size in both instances
@@alexantone5532 I can't put sources in replies sadly, but they're the first results from:
"nih gov where fat comes from"
"sciencedirect muscle cell"
Both types of cells are created in the body.
@@alexantone5532 Yeah, but you can still graft other people's limbs onto yourself.
@@derkylosW- what!? You mean like... The new meta is gonna be human Grievous jedis? Damn...
Obi-Wan doesn't understand the -sand people- people of sand situation. Anakin had finally finished his first draft of his thesis and went of to show his mother, when those uncultured savages took his first draft, burned it, and laughed at him. Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They had it coming. Besides, Padme thought it was kind of hot, and asked Anakin to strike her down with his sword too.
Are you implying he used same sword for children as for Padme?
@@Maximillian_Space I honest to god can't tell who is the bigger freak here, between Anakin and Padme...
I bet Padme found Anakin to be _really_ hot on Mustafar.
@@Maximillian_Space he took out the batteries so he wouldn't accidentally press the button and fry her.
Usually people put the batteries _in_ before using "swords" in private settings.
@@Maximillian_Space ANNIE NO-
It honestly makes sense, that Hutt Jedi - completely forgotten his name - was one of the most powerful Jedi.
So being a fat Jedi means you're more powerful, which means half the Star Wars fandom would be OP AF were they force sensitive.
indeed, true Star Wars fans are morbidly obese
Name's Beldorian. At his peak he probably wouldn't die to Jedi Knight Leia, but after turning into Jabba the Obese 2.0, and being corrupted by some parasite guy, he was a bit out of touch due to zero practice, and even then he was close to killing Leia who was Luke's student
I completely forgot about Beldorion. Planet of Twilight is so fucking weird.
The other half would be even stronger
@@headshot5500 yea but its hard to get all of that in frame...
Darth Vader interrogating rebels with his own analysis of Anakin's thesis would be a very funny twist, take the idea if you want
Oh God… now I’m imagining Darth Vader holding Captain Antilles for 10 minutes discussing the difference between an ambassador and a duly elected representative, and Antilles just falls asleep in his arms.
He only blows up Alderaan because the philosophers and literary analysts at the Alderaan Planetary University, disparaged his thesis about the tragedy of darth plageus the wise, as inconsistent and derivative from the work of other scholars on Sith studies. The plagiarism allegations against Dr Vader in the senate following that caused a galaxy wide scandal, with APU forming an investigation committee that is very close to submitting its final report.
“If this is a diplomatic mission then where is the ambassador?
No, I’m not referring to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan; do you really not know what the difference between an ambassador and Senator is? Ambassadors, according to the Galactic Diplomat’s Handbook, are defined as a representative or representatives of a species, planet, or other entity, assigned or otherwise designated to serve the interests of said polity at a specific post. Senators, on the other hand, represent a planet, sector or other special interest in the Galactic Senate on Coruscant…though I suppose it’s the Imperial Senate now. Ironically not as imposing as the *Galactic* don’t you think? I was trying to impress this upon Emperor Palpatine one standard week ago, but he did not appear receptive to such advice. Indeed he said that if I didn’t get on my way to recovering those plans I would, quote, witness the unlimited power of [my] fingies oh dear Force now he’s got me saying that too, just get out of here Darth Stupidius, unquote…”
As bad as vogon poetry?
As bad as vogon poetry?
Yoda calling Obiwan a cuck was not on my 2024 Bingo card but what a way to end the year!
How Obi-Wan's name is also Ben is absolutely canon now. Never wanted to know but glad I do now.
I’ve heard he’s also gone by Larry, Steve, and even Banjo
@@warlordofbritanniayou’re a real one for this lmaoo
So you’re telling me Maul murdered Satine because Obi-Wan voted for Biden? This lore really is made of the best Death Sticks!
Satine said she wanted to "build back better" Mandalore and Maul took up his red pill cosplay to the next level.
Maul *is* a simp for Kenobi
@@warlordofbritanniayeah but it's a tsundere type thing. Obi is lucky he cut that braid or Maul would be pulling it in the playground
Not Biden. Bi'den, titular character with the special attack Bi'den Blast.
I should've not voted for that old guy
Yoda seems to be the only jedi that appreciated the fall of the order and the death of Master Windu, now there ir no more HR to stop him from doing drugs and bullying everyone.
"Honestly it _FEEELS_ like a slur"
Damn that was a smooth one.
"Is it okay to call them Sand People? It honestly sounds like a slur" Well, that would explain why everyone calls them Tuskens these days, though it is weird that they raided one fort and got named after it forever.
The Vikings would like a word with you about your PERSonal belongings.
The midichlorians are especially concentrated in the fat cells
Midichlorians are stored in the fat 😂
The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell.
@@GaussianEntity I thought they were stored in the balls?
Which explains why most powerful Jedi are men.
This explains why Darth Baras the Wide was so powerful
The Cake is a lie, there is only pie
Through pie I gain carbs
Through carbs I gain fat
Through fat I gain weight
Through weight my scale is broken
My belly is free
Yoda calling him a cuck caught me off guard😂
Honestly, the inclusion of lore-based extrapolations really make these videos stand out in my opinion.
Poor Kenobi, he never learned that midichlorians are stored in the balls..
RFOL.
That implies some interesting things about the female jedi
How come Darth Maul was so powerful then???
@@king__bob2405the thyroid was the only thing left he had with midichlorians
Based Yoda's reaction to Obi Wan raising Luke caught me off-guard. Little Goblin's a menace
the fact that you have a legends continuity brings me so much joy
The true EU. 🧐
3:01
Okay but the way he says “Biden” is pretty cool. It actually sounds like something an actual Star Wars character would be named.
Master Bi-Den
@robertlupa8273You could do it with anyone really.
“Ah, if it isn’t my old rival, Master Doh-Nald T’Rump.”
Elon Musk just sounds like a boss of the Trade Federation by default 😂
Exactly
Yoda teaches Grogu the wonder of Ketamine-Cocaine!
Neurons activated! It all makes sense now! 🤪
100% was expecting a breeding program suggestion
Yoda- again reunites with Obi to an ever increasing mouthful of titles following vaders exploits and him raising a space terrorist
It's not terrorism if you're the new government 🤷🏻♂️
"size matters not" --Yoda
Alas, if only Ben had been more studied in TTODPTW. Anakin tried to warn him.
obligatory reminder that a man raising any child to be happy and healthy is pretty cool, paternity be damned
That means CaseOh has biggest midichlorian count in the universe
That’s because he’s big enough to BE the Force
He ate the force
I thought Yoda was too high to even recognize his own feet
Darth thesis needs to talk about this topic
Yareal Poof died before the Clone Wars even started. How did it take Obi-wan so long to change his name?
Palpatine delayed the paperwork so he could spend more time manipulating Anakin.
A reading nerd, you are.
No, he was out getting the pizza.
@@kittencorp.3295 it was a comic book, but I also knew because they took him off the council for Episode II. They did this because he looked too much like a Kaminoan and didn't want to confuse people.
@@MrDj232 Paperwork probably got lost in the backlog of Anakin applying for the rank of master 37x per day.
"Survive the reading the nerd did" does that mean order 66 here was done from reading Anakin's thesis?
The revelation that Obi-Wan has his own thesis is game-changing.
I like to imagine Yoda said: "Of course, survived The Reading, Nerd did.", as a reference to Order 66 being a reading of Anakin's Thesis.
Well the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the force.
Instead of bye-den you could've gone with bye-then
Most badass thing Biden ever did- "Oh? You don't like me? Cool. All my friends are immune from prosecution and Ukraine is getting all the weapons. Bye then!"
Master Chungus or Jedi Knight Obesitine would have wiped the floor with Palpatine.
What if Leia and Luke had been born conjoined? And what if instead of two full-sized people it was a normal sized person with a weird hunchback which is, of course the other twin. You'd still get all those child of the chosen one midichlorians just in a more compact Quasimodo shaped container
Or a chimera
Is it bad that all I heard whilst reading this was “THE BELLS OF CORUSCAAAAAANT”
Kuato was a Jedi, confirmed!
03:15 gets ditched in a desert without education, money, or even proper sanitation. becomes grandmaster of the jedi order anyways. are these requirements for the job then?
Being the only Jedi not dead at that point.
@@Jwsponky some of them retired instead of being dead.
But yeah, it's not very impressive to get the highest rank in a jedi order consisting of one person.
@@feuerling Who be these retirees you speak of? The only one I can think of who survived long enough to do that is Ahsoka, and even then she survived in no small part due to the fact she was exiled from the jedi order.
@@Jwsponky legends lore before disney. a'sharad hett, k'kruhk, quinlan vos, t'ra saa, tholme, zao, bardan jusik, ikrit (yodas cat padawan), an'ya kuro, aurra sing...
@@ReinaSaurus Fair enough, never really had the opportunity to read any of that... also Aurra Sing was a Jedi? That... somewhat strains credulity.
Obi-wan's fat jedi thesis arc begins
What a wonderful way to start my day! Thank you!
To be fair Midichlorians could be diluted in the body so Anakin could simply have a higher density that spread and settled in his whole body. When Vader lost his limbs he permanently lost that amount of it and increasing his BMI would simply lower Midichlorian density but keep the finite amount the same?
Perhaps some strapping and smart Doctor graduate could create a short 1 hour thesis considering this proposal?
but according to that logic if a jedi gains a lot of weight and then loses the weight, he loses his midchlorian count
@@Adi-mk2lq the midichlorians are confirmed per cell not whole body and new canon seems to go into idea that only thing holding vader back was mental state
“Your cells look too far apart. Let’s fix that.” -king minos probably
I remember getting the Sand People Star Wars Figure. It was called "Tusken Raider (Sand People)". Tusken Raider sounds like even more of a slur. But, of course, they DID slaughter all those Jawas.
It would just be Tusken if they weren't also raiders.
@meganparrish807 but that raises the question of what 'Tusken' actually is. Is it a settlement that the Sand People have raided especially brutally? Kinda like how vikings came to be known as 'vikings' after having brutally assaulted that one village?
Yoda clearly moved to Dagonah to drain the swamp.
I mean, an orbit is just planets holding and pulling on objects with an invisible force… one that gets stronger with greater mass
Obi-Wan giving his personal dissertation on the events from the end of episode 3 leading into episode 4 was not where I expected to go next with this, but honestly? It was fucking hilarious.
I'm surprised Yoda didn't call him a 🚬🐐
Well, he called him a cuck, so he was definitely thinking it.
Drugged out conservative bully Yoda is pure insanity.
I cannot wait to see a proper, unleashed video of Yoda. You hyped him up a lot with previous videos, you need to buckle up and man up and rest demonetization to give us some REAL Yoda lol lmao
This all have been absolute cinema, don’t stop making them.
I love Obi Wan's recap of the situation
These videos are my lifeblood
0:20 does that mean that Newton laws applies to the force?
I like how everyone with a thesis is disregarded by all the other council members
Have feelings only gay lords do
Back to the 90s, this comment drags me. 😂
People used to talk smack all the time.
Everyone is such attention seeking drama-queens now!
@ConnanTheCivilized let's bring back smack talking. 🧐
Honestly thought that, after Obi listed the two ways to increase Force powers, he was going to propose Jedi Temple selective breeding. 😵
If we take the "Jedi Apprentice" books as cannon (at least to legends) Then Yoda is indirectly responsible for a LOT of misery on Obi-Wan's part. The TLDR you get if you read between the lines is that Yoda decided that Qui-Gon needed to get over his last apprentice (who Yoda kinda set up to fail BTW) so sabotaged Obi-Wan's career to guilt-trip Qui into taking on Obi. With this in mind, Obi-Wan initially thinking Ahsoka would be his Palawan un the CW pilot movie could be interpreted not as Obi-Wan working with the council to gaslight Anakin into taking an apprentice to Yoda sticking his little green nose into Obi-Wan's career AGAIN for "the greater good"...
Those books were like weird fan-fics and boring, but I give them a lot of credit for showing Yoda to be the imperfect character he is.
The Greater Good.
@ConnanTheCivilized I think they were also meant to depict how Qui-Gon wasn't a perfect mentor or care-giver, and thus even if he had survived TPM, he might not have been able to save Anakin from his fate...
this is how that hutt jedi was able to use the force to jump around
Obi-livious to planets is such a good insult
I just realised. This all happened because Anakin’s mum died. But Luke is left with the Uncle. He let his sister get kidnapped and tortured to death.
Yoda is basically just my brother....... Yeah.
Always in a drug-induced comas?
Into a locker, shove you I will, looser! - your brother? Definitely Yoda. 😂
@@uberswine Maybe not so much that part. At least not the hard stuff.
On the upside, one could argue this means, in a non-parody universe, your brother is one of the wisest beings in the galaxy
@@sealsaregood5146 well, it takes a lot of wisdom to endure decades of changing-drugs-for-fun-and-staying-safe, so yeah, true wisdom indeed
Force = mass * acceleration, so it seems to me obese sprinters are Master Jedi
So then, there are no Jedi masters? 🤔
Normally I'm not a fan of AI generated voices, but not only does your writing elevate it, you also put enough time and effort into the line reading generations to feel like it's worth "remastering" previous videos instead of just posting the first version it generates. Out of curiosity, what would you say is the average number of times you have to tweak and regenerate a randomly selected line of dialogue before you get a version you're satisfied with?
I want to hear Anakin's thesis again
you are the best comedy writer on the internet
"Obi-livious to planets" 🤣
obi-wan should stand up for himself one of these days..
Like master like apprentice.
Omg new seal video🤯
This series never fail to make me laugh.
''Vote for Biden, you did.''
Amazing.
Lookimg forward to the intervention...
Anakin gonna come out with thesis part 2
Ah, so this is Obi Wans thesis
That midichlorian theory that more cells mean more power or that Anakin is weaker because him losing limbs doesn't make much sense. Ig would mean, bigger races are naturally stronger and doesn't need high concentration of midichlorians as smaller races. (So small ones would need for example 5000, while big races just 3000) But that obviously isn't truth, because Yoda exist and Jedi order isn't dominated by big guys. And they doesn't test Midichlorians according their height or weight, but just according concentration. Number of Midichlorians in body as whole doesn't matter. Matter their density. Anakin has problems after becoming Vader, because that lava bath. He literally used force to keep himself alive and continue to do so, until his death on second death star (where he turns from dark side back to light and doesn't use dark side abilities anymore to prolong his life)
That's the first time I hear of Anakin/ Vader using the Force to keep himself alive. 😐
@georgeoldsterd8994 really?! I though it's pretty know fact. It's explanation of his death. There is story, where he use dark side to heal himself and when he feels relief from pain, he collapse again, because not using his pain as fuel to dark side. I belive, it was even in some what if battle analysis videos etc.
@@liborohanka5010he only uses it when he has to normally the suit keeps him alive.
Like extreme situations like when the emperor shot him( but he didn't so he died) and if the suit just randomly turns off
I've been midichlorianmaxxing for years
How does Obi Wan reference Anakin's lava bath _before_ Order 66?! Unless he was talking in retrospect...
Hes explaining things in the present, on Tatooine. The Anakin example wouldnt be in his thesis of course, but its a pertinent example when hes one of the few living Jedi alive
We need an uncut Anakin Thesis
Chubby Jedis?
I'm getting flashbacks to that Family Guy episode with the fat Darth Vader scene
Fatakin MCwalker
It’s how many are in each cell, not how many total
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
It is done. At last, it is done. (c)
I can’t get enough of the disfunction in this version of Star Wars.
Obese-wan Kenobi.
Further proof why Yoda is the worst Jedi Grandmaster in history.
Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wide?
It's not a story the crossfit Jedi would tell
Better to take Space HGH, become hulking monster you will. Afraid the sith will be.
SONG
BUSHES OF LOVE.
I HAD SOME QUESTIONS AT FIRST BUT I RAN INTO A WALL A FEW TIMES TO ALLEVIATE ANY NEED TO ASK THEM.
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY ISNT GONE.😅
A force sensitive Jaba would be OP
As someone named Ben I can confirm the exotic and cool aura the name exudes.
Dichotomy
Only problem with Obi-Wan’s plan, is the risk of diabetes 😭
Now he knows how Anakin Skydiver feels
Obi-Wan doesnt grasp that its Midi Chlorians per sell, not total Midi Chlorians lmao
No matter your midichlorian count, if you haven't studied the Thesis, you will not survive
That’s why the Huttese Jedi were always so powerful….
"What are midichlorians?"
"It's heroin."
Bye-Den is freaking hilarious.
Bye-den lol
Let's Go Bran-Den
I wonder what Luke will think of Anakins thesis.