8:00 - Though I was really pleased with the final reveal of Lyanna Stark, and thought it went really well, there was one small thing I was disappointed about not being shown by Bran's flashbacks this season. Secret marriage vows before a Weirwood tree between Lyanna and Rhaegar. Since polygamy is a thing with Targareans, it would have been an amazing double-whamming in my opinion. Not only would it reveal that Jon is a Targaryen, but not a bastard at all. But instead, the first born son of the Mad King's first born son. And first in line for the Iron Throne. Could have been an amazing "holy fucking shit!!" moment. Edit - Whoopsie. Forgot about the son and daughter of Elia's Martell that Gregor squashed during the sack of king's landing. So second born son. My bad.
Even as a bastard his claim is stronger because he is the son of the firstborn and any children after the firstborn only have a claim if the firstborn fathers no heir
This is in comparison to other GOT episodes. (Even a bad GOT episode is good compared to most of the shite on TV!) Episodes 1-5 - Very good Episodes 6-8 - Average Episodes 9-10 - Legendary. Overall, season 6 has been bloody good IMO!
I disagree. I think it had a lot of detail, you just can't see it. If I'm right then it is setting up some mindfucking twists in this season. I think the big reveals will only come after Winds of Winter is released...so hopefully next season.
I feel like you should treat the show and the books separate, so while you book readers out there thought the season was predictable, me a non book reader was on the edge of my seat! You have more pieces ergo easier to put together, I only have what was given to me in the show not so easy (but not hard).
Ozzy, I subscribed with you this season and I want to thank you for all the crazy, fucking hilarious moments you've given me with your reviews. You are the absolute best!!! This review had me crying at my desk at work. "Mega church; my sister has a plan; I wish I had a plan"...thank you!
The past ten Mondays has been great just sitting at work waiting for the day to pass and watch GOT. Then Tuesdays its checking UA-cam for your entertaining insight and reviews. Thanks mate your a true champ.
His eunuch powers allowed him to learn the DBZ instant transmission technique. He shaves his head so that you can't tell he's in full-time Super Saiyan mode. Or maybe 2 months passed and there are a bunch of Martell ships with the fleet. One of the two.
The ultimate plot twist- every single character we've ever seen so far dies, and the throne will fall to Sam's baby, or one of the remaining direwolves the Stark kids had from s1
Arya: gets stabbed like 4 times in the gut = is able to jump off a bridge and later parkour across Braavos. Lancel: gets stabbed once in the leg = more crippled than Bran. D&D logic.
***** If you get stabbed in the stomach 4 times, I don't think you'd be able to jump into a canal, run across the city to a theater, then run across the city again in an epic chase only to defeat an elite assassin mere hours later.
+RiceDuke as someone who has been stabbed in the stomach 4 times and then had to dive into a canal to escape, and then later once I'd bandaged myself up they found me and I had to do some batshit crazy jumps through the streets. I can confirm it is possible, but I did get a bit of a stitch
Just wanted to say that your channel has quickly become one of my favourites. From the GoT reviews to the basic commentaries, everything you do is hilarious. My parents and I watch GoT together and then, as soon as we can, gather around to watch your review and laugh our asses off. Your videos have quickly become part of our routine as we all find you hilarious, and even share your videos with family and friends. Keep up the great work, as you've got a whole family of supporters from Canada!
Angreh Kittunz I feel like Jamie is too obvious, because he killed the mad king he has to do the same to her because she too has gone mad? Way too obvious. That's my personal opinion. I really hope it's Arya but it could be Tyrion.
You forgot to mention the role that children had in this episode. The kids Cersei used to get revenge, Jon as a baby, Melisandre banished because of the death of a child, Jon becomes king because a child endorsed him, Cersei and Jaime lose their last child. Would you include Arya in the list? It seemed to be more about children and how they could shape the future.
Oh fuck up you absolute tool. If you think I spend my free time watching GOT, GOT you tube videos and meticulously reviewing anything I comment on for correct spelling and grammar, you would be wrong. Why even bother commenting on that, as if misspelling you're or the name of a house in a fictional tv series/ book is a fucking big deal?
Brilliant reviews all season! You are one of the few people in print or video who understands that an important part of recapping, is tying together the theme of each episode. And you do it brilliantly and more succinctly than I did here, so thank you! Plus it's a treat to watch actual well edited HD vid with a dope mix and soundtrack! All of these are fucking hilarious, but I died laughing when The Bloodhound Gang started! #Actuallyaghost Until next season! :(
The Targs seemed to have no issue with multiple wives and incest in their history. King Aegon I Targaryen, took both his sisters Visenya and Rhaenys as wives is just one example of this.
It's pretty exciting. :) Now we just need Howland Reed to come out of retirement or hiding or whatever and confirm it (since he is the only one still alive that was at The Tower of Joy that day).
Polygamy is not legal for the Targs. The last king to practice polygamy was Maegor the Cruel, who was at complete odds with the Faith of the Seven. Polygamy has been outlawed ever since because the Faith considers it a sin. Even if Rhaegar and Lyanna married, nobody would consider the marriage or Jon legitimate. He's a bastard either way.
I really love your upbeat, funny yet spot-on reviews. I was steered to your channel by posts that others made in more negative GoT review sites. People who were tired of the neckbeard whining of some sites who only seemed to complain about what was wrong or how they would have done it better,(...boring...), posted that readers who were unhappy should check out your site and I am glad I did! I look forward to all your enjoyable reviews. Your humor is awesome. You don't waste time focusing on negativity or complaints (such as how they should have added more time-consuming unneeded travel or off-screen conversation shots that the directors assumed we would have been smart enough to figure out.) You instead entertain us by showing us the Awe in the show with humor, excitement, & amusement. You have quickly become one of my top favorites. Although they don't have your crazy sense of humor, I also like Alt Shift X because they are quick, clear, concise and objective. Unlike other tinfoil-hat theory sites, Alt Shift X reports on what supports the theory without endorsing it. The current top youtube tinfoil-hat site however is almost always wrong, & leaps to assumptions, then later uses those same assumptions as facts towards future assumptions... and more importantly their humor is mostly negative & derisive. I don't mind some tinfoil if it is built on intelligent clues, but I am tired of whining & negative humor. GoT is the best show on TV ever; And your sense of humor is brilliant! Thanks for the great entertainment this season.
Was the faith around at the time? If I remember correctly, a good number of Targaryens were incestuous, including the Mad King Aerys II, who married his sister, Rhaella. Isn't incest forbidden by the faith too?
although whilst sibling incest was a no-no except for Targaryens, cousin incest was totally a thing in Westeros. Off the top of my head both Tywin Lannister and Jon Arryn both married cousins
Lyanna was a follower of the old gods and Elia followed the seven. What if he married each in their tradition and was himself a follower of the old valyrian faith? He did become obsessed with prophecy, bloodlines, and dragon lore as he got older. So maybe he used that cheat code and wasn't even a follower of the seven, so screw them.
You could narrate absolutely anything and I'd watch the fuck out of it. You're a breath of fresh air and these got reviews have been a highlight of my Tuesdays. Love your work mate and cheers for all the laughs!
OZ, OZ, OZ... I've been silently subscribing sine the denial scene of the viper's death, and waiting like a kid on Christmas morning every Tuesday for your reviews ever since. I love you man. Your reviews are truly as epic as each episode. You're the king in down under!!
Just discovered your reviews and they are hilarious, fun and educational. Love it....great stuff...keep it up! Can't wait to watch your reviews of seasons 1 through 5...Cheers!
You're reviews are spot on. I catch about 10% of what the episode really tells and when you shed light on it it always makes me appreciate it more. Thank you sir!
I would prefer Dany to be queen of Kings landing and stuff Then Jon makes the north independent like Rob wanted And they can be friends and fight the white walkers together
man, thank you for your reviews, i wait for them just as much as i always wait for the episodes and it's always such a pleasure to watch. keep up the good work!
Ethan Pidgley Nope. I do. The story dragged pretty hard at the beginning, and middle. They advanced the plot constantly without really ever advancing the plot. There was minimal character development, and a lot of non-nonsensical or completely useless scenes. Still better than Season 5, and most other TV shows, but overall was just pretty eh at the beginning / middle. I wasn't really "hooked" until around Episode 6, even with it's goddamn stupid cliff hanger.
They fucked up this season pretty badly, still by far the best thing on tv, but just not GoT quality. Wolverine Arya sums that up nicely. She gets stabbed runs through the streets, off bridges, down stairs, out a two story window, Lancel gets stabbed and he cant even walk Where is the logic. And why did the bird lure him anyway? There was no need to risk lancel possible putting out the candles.
Golgolgol94 That's the problem that I had with the earlier episodes. The endings were usually the only parts that were really worth watching. Everything that took place before them, for the most part, where just unnecessary time fillers, or steam rolling through plot points. Like, the only things that I really remember from episodes 1 - 6-ish were the cliff hangers, and random shit that annoyed me. There's really not many stand out character interaction scenes, which is the whole reason I got into GoT in the first place. For the character moments, not the, "Oh my god, that was _so_ shocking!" moments.
Solid review, the main problem in my life is the wait for the Ozzy man review after a GoT episode. ILY, mix between honest review and satire makes GoT so much better. Thank you.
Ozzy, the only thing I looked forward to more than this show was the following review you do after the episodes. Top notch shit, can't wait for next season!
Episode ranking for me: 1. (10) The Winds of Winter 2. (5) The Door 3. (9) Battle of the Bastards 4. (2) Home 5. (7) The Broken Man 6. (3) Oathbreaker 7. (6) Blood of My Blood 8. (4) Book of the Stranger 9. (8) No One 10. (1) The Red Woman Comments: Episode 1 sucked, even the reveal of Melisandre being really old didn't pay off at all. If it's not going to be a part of the story in television, i.e. a streamlined version of the story, cut it. It baffles me how Dan and Dave can include scenes like this that waste our time but they don't include actual story points like Lady Stoneheart, Aegon and the actual Dornish plot. No, they decide to cut out gold in favour of a reveal which ultimately has no purpose. Think about it, what did this episode accomplish story-wize aside from the Sand Snakes taking over Dorne and Brienne joining Sansa? Isn't it ironic that it was Dorne that actually did something in episode 1. Why didn't they just start the season with episode 2 and mix some of these scenes into the finale last year and episode 2, now episode 1 this year? A useless episode. Season ranking for me: 1. Season 1 2. Season 4 3. Season 2 4. Season 3 5. Season 6 6. Season 5 I'm sorry, but while this season was a step up from the last, and was overall entertaining, the lapses in judgement at the writing table compounded on each other in certain places, especially episode 8. Character motivation is a bit perplexing at times, I understand they need to condense but when you merge one character with another you're going to have problems. That said, the last two episodes were a hell of a lot better than episode 9 and 10 last year, which probably go down as two of the most disappointing episodes of the series, more disappointing than my son, who hanged himself in the bathroom of the gas station. I'll close by saying, the books are better, no question, but the show is still watchable, this season has renewed my enjoyment despite the problems I had with it. It's essentially now a hollywood style show. The last two episodes were great, even with a teleporting Varys, the dumbed down writing, along with 'The Door', which was probably the only episode I found surprising, makes this season worth it. The problem with season 5 is that the only saving grace is episode 8, Hardhome. Come on George, Winds of Winter this year please. We're rooting for ya mate.
ControvT Simple reasoning, the books are better in every single way, and season 1 and 2 are the most true to the books. Who gives a fuck about effects? The show had a smaller budget, that's to be expected. Effects and action is nothing more than an aesthetic. The story and the characters are the two most important things always. Why is the Original trilogy monumentally better than the prequels? Because the focus is on a good story and good characters instead of effects. The originals had a good, well told, well acted story, whereas the prequels had a mess of a story, terrible dialogue and terrible acting. The stunning visuals didn't make up for the shitty story then, it doesn't for Game of Thrones either. Emilia and Sophie has always been kind of meh. Season 3 and 4 are probably interchangeable with season 2, but that is my personal preference, season 1 is indisputably the best though, that's just a fact, the story is flawlessly told. Season 5 was garbage, there was only one good episode, and Season 6 was just average with three good episodes.
ControvT I am aware what occurs in the books and they're still better in every single way. Brienne does not do nothing in a Feast for Crows, only an idiot would suggest she did nothing. Penny more cringey than the Sand Snakes? Well that's up to you, but the "cringiness" of the Sand Snakes is not what makes season 5 Dorne utter trash, it's the treatment of the story. Special effects are important, they're just no where near as important than the story or the characters. Effects change over time always, again lets look at Star Wars, the originals are clearly objectively better, even though the effects were much, much older; You're telling me you cannot get immersed in the first two seasons? You do realise the reason effects are used more in the later seasons is because they had more CGI to do and because they had a larger budget. Better effects do not make the later seasons better alone, if they backed it up with equal or greater story telling and character depth then maybe they would be better. Season 1 definitely best. 2 - 4, change the order as much as you like, doesn't bother me, 6 under them, and 5 dead last. Utter, utter garbage.
George Soden-Freeth Episode 9 was just one big action sequence, sure it was impressive, but there wasn't much that I didn't see coming, pretty damned predictable. Episode 5 gets the nod because for that exact reason, it had a great action sequence, and it was unexpected, this is why book readers and show watchers alike love Hardhome, it's the element of surprise that makes it. The Door had the reveal of the creation of the Others, as well as the emotionally crippling Hodor reveal. There was nothing emotionally crippling about Battle of the Bastards. It was the fight we all knew was going to happen, and it went the way we expected it to happen. I appreciate drama, dialogue and conspiracy over action and special effects. Those are a means to an end to tell a story, not the story itself. People are just more likely to put episode 9 above it because it was most recent and it had more fan service. I have a feeling if people pondered it for a little while they'd realise 'The Door' is the better of the two episodes.
I also loved the books, however there is a huge problem with them. First, it's clear that Martin is just raking in the cash and is in no rush at all to finish the sixth book. Second, death should be used as a plot device, to move the story along, explain an event or create character development. Martin realized that his books were popular for their deaths, so his writing style just became, "a lot of people die." That shouldn't be a central theme or style, because it's become that, each death has less meaning in the books. I think it's pretty short sighted to say that the show has become "hollywood style" just because it diverged from a series that started to kill without a rhyme or reason just because the author feels like people will stop reading if the deaths stop.
Red the wedding, Mother Stark killed the half-wit frey. who cares about the half-wit frey? instead the tv changed it to a young wife but still old walder frey doesnt care. but changes like that shows how despicable walder frey can be. which is better i think. 'books are always better in a every single way' what a condescending teenage bookworm to say.
What were Eunuch, Annoying Empowered Chick and House Elf all looking at, on that ship? The sea? The exciting future? The bluescreen director's prompts?
Robo Warrior A new boyfriend for Dani. Or girlfriend, given the sensitive new age we live in. Or maybe the prospect of proper sea-going clothes. Or seats.
The Mudpit Along the coastline probably. Seems like the most obvious thing they'd do. I'm also assuming that the fleet would take the as much coastal route as possible for extra safety against storms and possible supply restocking as well.
Luckily, Sappo gets to Direct two of the final six episodes of Game of Thrones. Word is, they're the most consequential, action-packed, pivotal, "battle," episodes, too, so not only can we rely on him to pull seasons 5 and 6 out of the hole when they've seemingly slowed down a bit, we can also go into the last season with a little less trepidation, more confidence that everything is gonna be OK. 👍
I love your reviews! Just so you know, Cersie was not the first female ruler of Westeros. There was a female queen at the end of the Dance of the Dragons which was a Westerosi civil war. Suffice it to say, she did not last long lol
What makes Ozzy's reviews good is that yeah, it's funny but he really has some good insight into the show and the story. Good job Ozzy, fair dinkum mate.
"If Robert finds out, he'll try to kill him" - Lyanna, season 6 "I'll kill every Targaryen I can get my hands on" - Robert, season 1 Let's stop pretending that it's not confirmed
Except that she was in a tower owned by the Targaryens and was being guarded by Rhaegar's men, under orders from Rhaegar to guard her while he went off to war. There will be no other plot twist, sorry.
idk maybe it was with another targaryen and rhaegar wanted to protect her and the baby. i mean, why else would they make her whisper that part? David Benioff and D.B.Weiss are about to plot twist our friggin heads off, i think
Then you wear a Jacket, you put on additional socks, you don't burn a child. - Ser Davos
that part was hilarious
epic! lmao
8:00 - Though I was really pleased with the final reveal of Lyanna Stark, and thought it went really well, there was one small thing I was disappointed about not being shown by Bran's flashbacks this season. Secret marriage vows before a Weirwood tree between Lyanna and Rhaegar. Since polygamy is a thing with Targareans, it would have been an amazing double-whamming in my opinion. Not only would it reveal that Jon is a Targaryen, but not a bastard at all. But instead, the first born son of the Mad King's first born son. And first in line for the Iron Throne. Could have been an amazing "holy fucking shit!!" moment.
Edit - Whoopsie. Forgot about the son and daughter of Elia's Martell that Gregor squashed during the sack of king's landing. So second born son. My bad.
WTF YOU WATCH OZZY?! I LOVE YOUR SHIT
Btw can you finish outlast
Whoa, womble out of nowhere. (goes and buys more horror games like alien isolation for womble to play)
totally agree with you! also, luv your videos! :)
Even as a bastard his claim is stronger because he is the son of the firstborn and any children after the firstborn only have a claim if the firstborn fathers no heir
Tommens death... Now that's what I call a Kings landing... Get it? Get it? G-guys?
Yes, I was rather suprisse Ozzy missed that one.
He probably didn't miss it. It's just so overrused and boring now that he avoided it.
Wow how did I miss that too 0.0 My ba-dum-ts jokes are usually on point
get out
PandeGFX
da' window. HA HA
"I wish I had a plan"
"All is good, my sister has a plan"
lol
"You wear additional socks. You don't burn a child!"
Tommo bringing a whole new meaning to "kings landing"
hahahahaha!!
Such an original joke!!
WWWhy haven't I think of that?!
get out!
good one mate..good one
Great job this season, top shelf reviewing!
hey! good vids keep it up!
Go to sleep James. FFS.
Very true! Get this guy on as a guest to your podcast, "The Weekly Planet", eh?
a collab between you badass Australians would be pretty cool
Two of my favorite channel guys are buddies?? Thats amazing!
fuck man glad to know I wasn't the only person yelling king in the north at the TV
I did it too
Me three
Ditto... actually I'm still yelling KING IN THE NORTH but this time when my wife tries to tell me about the Bachelorete.
TheLykos dont let up man! Fuck that show
OMG ME TOO!!!
I lost is at "having lost as many family members as a Stark."
So messed up lol
Lmfao that was a new one. "I would feel sorry for Cersei, if she wasn't Cersei."
"and all of the sudden im yelling KING IN THE NORTH, at the fuckin tv" you had me fuckin dead mate.
This is in comparison to other GOT episodes. (Even a bad GOT episode is good compared to most of the shite on TV!)
Episodes 1-5 - Very good
Episodes 6-8 - Average
Episodes 9-10 - Legendary.
Overall, season 6 has been bloody good IMO!
I disagree. I think it had a lot of detail, you just can't see it. If I'm right then it is setting up some mindfucking twists in this season. I think the big reveals will only come after Winds of Winter is released...so hopefully next season.
+Angus Murray well for people who just want to watch and enjoy the show they are twists...
Episode 7 was bloody top as well
Episode 1 sucked worse than 8, Episode 4 was average, Episode 7 was above average.
I feel like you should treat the show and the books separate, so while you book readers out there thought the season was predictable, me a non book reader was on the edge of my seat! You have more pieces ergo easier to put together, I only have what was given to me in the show not so easy (but not hard).
I lost it at "I may have barbecued her"
Ozzy, I subscribed with you this season and I want to thank you for all the crazy, fucking hilarious moments you've given me with your reviews. You are the absolute best!!! This review had me crying at my desk at work. "Mega church; my sister has a plan; I wish I had a plan"...thank you!
preston jacobs is the best...ozzy is the funniest
"back to solo quests" i died
+DakuHonoo alt shift x as well as history of westeros
"I'm a sexy beast" by far the funniest line I have ever heard in my life. XD
GoT stan alt shift x is not active enough, but i love his videos
I hope Darth Cersei becomes a thing.
She already blew up Alderaan.
link please :3
+Floydthefuckbag and she's got her own apprentice "darth clegane"
biome3 darci
“Now all we need is a psychotic slow blink, oh there it was”
The past ten Mondays has been great just sitting at work waiting for the day to pass and watch GOT. Then Tuesdays its checking UA-cam for your entertaining insight and reviews. Thanks mate your a true champ.
Do not get me wrong, i'm still checking your channel every day for all the other great vids you upload. GOT one's are just some of the best!!!
Just hoping he'll continue the reviews of season 1 and 2!
same
lets hope your boss can't access your google! lol
Me too =]
"Bran found the nearest USB" = Add to favourites
ya it was class haha
lol
sam got free wifi at westeros's library
AND FUCKING KUDOS FOR THE DEMOLITION MAN QUOTE!
Kudos? U sound like Grace
***** my favourite movie! Be well!
legend dary what appears to be your boggle?
+Gummy Mummy just wondering
+legend “-waitforit-” dary it's a quote from the film deary. Be well ;)
If we remove the "g" from "Song of Ice and fire" what do we get?
WoAh
And Lyanna Mormont is the only true G in Westeros. It's perfect!
ahhhhh
If you remove the A from the beginning, and the NE from the end of the word "anemone", what do you get? Clown fish live in anemones!
Erik Arizala Jonno, son of fire (Targaryan however the fuck you spell it), and ice (Stark)
will varys' instant teleportion skill come into play in the next season?
There was a timeline difference.
His eunuch powers allowed him to learn the DBZ instant transmission technique. He shaves his head so that you can't tell he's in full-time Super Saiyan mode.
Or maybe 2 months passed and there are a bunch of Martell ships with the fleet. One of the two.
+Max Wellenstein hahaha awesome! U just brought my 2 favorite shows of all-time together.
its not just Vary's that was there. The Tyrell Army and Dornish Army were also there. With their ships so obviously a time jump.
He shaved his head to perfect the Solar Flare technique.
I was about to end the video, then saw 'The night is dark and full of dickheads'. Fucking epic
It's fucking brilliant :)
Q: I wonder which character dies in the final episode?
A: All of them.
The ultimate plot twist- every single character we've ever seen so far dies, and the throne will fall to Sam's baby, or one of the remaining direwolves the Stark kids had from s1
SliceofBri Yeah I hope Ghost takes the throne
Well bro, that was a fucking lie
Arya: gets stabbed like 4 times in the gut = is able to jump off a bridge and later parkour across Braavos.
Lancel: gets stabbed once in the leg = more crippled than Bran.
D&D logic.
***** If you get stabbed in the stomach 4 times, I don't think you'd be able to jump into a canal, run across the city to a theater, then run across the city again in an epic chase only to defeat an elite assassin mere hours later.
+RiceDuke as someone who has been stabbed in the stomach 4 times and then had to dive into a canal to escape, and then later once I'd bandaged myself up they found me and I had to do some batshit crazy jumps through the streets. I can confirm it is possible, but I did get a bit of a stitch
Arya was Stabbed TWICE in the stomach. One slash two stabs. Lancel was stabbed in the side where it hit his spine.
He didn't get stabbed in the fucking leg.
***** She was stabbed twice. The second one had that twist though.
Just wanted to say that your channel has quickly become one of my favourites. From the GoT reviews to the basic commentaries, everything you do is hilarious. My parents and I watch GoT together and then, as soon as we can, gather around to watch your review and laugh our asses off. Your videos have quickly become part of our routine as we all find you hilarious, and even share your videos with family and friends.
Keep up the great work, as you've got a whole family of supporters from Canada!
What's Tommen's favourite band?
Fall out boy
Cersei will be killed by Jaime. Prophecies and shit.
If looks could kill he'd have already finished her off. The mad king returns!
What if it's not Jamie but Tyrion? He is headed to Westeros after all.
Tyrion is too obvious.
Yes and next season we will see flashbacks of the KINGSLAYEEEEEEEER shit and we will know why he said BURN THEM ALL (the mad king)
Angreh Kittunz I feel like Jamie is too obvious, because he killed the mad king he has to do the same to her because she too has gone mad? Way too obvious. That's my personal opinion. I really hope it's Arya but it could be Tyrion.
You forgot to mention the role that children had in this episode. The kids Cersei used to get revenge, Jon as a baby, Melisandre banished because of the death of a child, Jon becomes king because a child endorsed him, Cersei and Jaime lose their last child. Would you include Arya in the list?
It seemed to be more about children and how they could shape the future.
The last time I came this early, Britain was still a part of EU.
The last time I came this early, England was still a part of Euro 2016.
I don't get it
Britain is still part of the EU...
So witty and original...
teh tjoppie who are you talking to?
Wait so, Dany is actually Jon's Aunt.. Heh.
I'd be fucking gutted if I was him
Or fucking mint if your Tarygen?
Cassandra McLaren True. Although I'm not sure Aunt-Fucking quite has the same ring to it.
+Cassandra McLaren fucking mint if you could spell *you're.
Is Tarygen a new line of pharmaceuticals?
Oh fuck up you absolute tool. If you think I spend my free time watching GOT, GOT you tube videos and meticulously reviewing anything I comment on for correct spelling and grammar, you would be wrong. Why even bother commenting on that, as if misspelling you're or the name of a house in a fictional tv series/ book is a fucking big deal?
Brilliant reviews all season! You are one of the few people in print or video who understands that an important part of recapping, is tying together the theme of each episode. And you do it brilliantly and more succinctly than I did here, so thank you! Plus it's a treat to watch actual well edited HD vid with a dope mix and soundtrack! All of these are fucking hilarious, but I died laughing when The Bloodhound Gang started! #Actuallyaghost
Until next season! :(
There is a theory that R and L might have gotten married at The Isle of Faces...which means Jon is not a bastard afterall. :)
This needs to be thumbed up so that more people can see this.
The Targs seemed to have no issue with multiple wives and incest in their history. King Aegon I Targaryen, took both his sisters Visenya and Rhaenys as wives is just one example of this.
***** Polygamy is legal for Targeryens. So if they did marry, Rhaegar can have a second legitimate wife which makes Jon a legitimate born son.
It's pretty exciting. :) Now we just need Howland Reed to come out of retirement or hiding or whatever and confirm it (since he is the only one still alive that was at The Tower of Joy that day).
Polygamy is not legal for the Targs. The last king to practice polygamy was Maegor the Cruel, who was at complete odds with the Faith of the Seven. Polygamy has been outlawed ever since because the Faith considers it a sin. Even if Rhaegar and Lyanna married, nobody would consider the marriage or Jon legitimate. He's a bastard either way.
Actually Targaryens used to have multiple wifes so maybe they got secretely married ;) That would make Jon the rightful heir to the Iron throne.
He is the bastard Westeros needs, but not the bastard Westeros deserves! I completely agree with you on that one!
+Ozzy Man Reviews Davos for King - Dude just keeps dropping truth bombs every scene he is in.
jon will marry danny
+Galib Ahmed Fairytale ending. GRRM said it's going to be bitter-sweet
good to know. atleast another settlement don't need my help!
but where is ser pounce??????
WHERE THE FUCK IS SER POUNCE
Dont worry, I'm sure Tommen's valet is giving him pets and consoling him.
Ser Pounce is Azor Ahai the prince that was promised The Bad Pussy
+666melodeath666 according to alt shift x eh haha
ser pounce is going to ride a dragon and avenge tommen by burning cersei
anyone else rewatching all the way until 7-16-17
I really love your upbeat, funny yet spot-on reviews. I was steered to your channel by posts that others made in more negative GoT review sites. People who were tired of the neckbeard whining of some sites who only seemed to complain about what was wrong or how they would have done it better,(...boring...), posted that readers who were unhappy should check out your site and I am glad I did! I look forward to all your enjoyable reviews. Your humor is awesome. You don't waste time focusing on negativity or complaints (such as how they should have added more time-consuming unneeded travel or off-screen conversation shots that the directors assumed we would have been smart enough to figure out.) You instead entertain us by showing us the Awe in the show with humor, excitement, & amusement. You have quickly become one of my top favorites. Although they don't have your crazy sense of humor, I also like Alt Shift X because they are quick, clear, concise and objective. Unlike other tinfoil-hat theory sites, Alt Shift X reports on what supports the theory without endorsing it. The current top youtube tinfoil-hat site however is almost always wrong, & leaps to assumptions, then later uses those same assumptions as facts towards future assumptions... and more importantly their humor is mostly negative & derisive. I don't mind some tinfoil if it is built on intelligent clues, but I am tired of whining & negative humor. GoT is the best show on TV ever; And your sense of humor is brilliant! Thanks for the great entertainment this season.
Actually if Rhaegar and Lyanna married in secret then Jon is not a bastard and has a stronger claim to the throne
Polygamy is outlawed by the faith, so nope, still a bastard.
Was the faith around at the time? If I remember correctly, a good number of Targaryens were incestuous, including the Mad King Aerys II, who married his sister, Rhaella. Isn't incest forbidden by the faith too?
He's kingnanorff instead of Sansa and he's a bastard so any things fucking possible now
although whilst sibling incest was a no-no except for Targaryens, cousin incest was totally a thing in Westeros. Off the top of my head both Tywin Lannister and Jon Arryn both married cousins
Lyanna was a follower of the old gods and Elia followed the seven. What if he married each in their tradition and was himself a follower of the old valyrian faith? He did become obsessed with prophecy, bloodlines, and dragon lore as he got older. So maybe he used that cheat code and wasn't even a follower of the seven, so screw them.
Thanks for the videos Ozzy you bloody legend!, Looking forward to you doing a few more of the older episodes in the off season.
hi magz! still off wt?
Fancy seeing you here :3
"Then you wear a jacket!" that edit was perfect hahaha
You could narrate absolutely anything and I'd watch the fuck out of it. You're a breath of fresh air and these got reviews have been a highlight of my Tuesdays. Love your work mate and cheers for all the laughs!
OZ, OZ, OZ... I've been silently subscribing sine the denial scene of the viper's death, and waiting like a kid on Christmas morning every Tuesday for your reviews ever since. I love you man. Your reviews are truly as epic as each episode. You're the king in down under!!
This was an epic episode. I hated it because Margery died and that made me sad. but the episode was epic.
dont know what i look forward to more, a new game of thrones ep or Ozzy Man reviewing it :D :D
"Bran-o finds a USB port"--hilarious man
Just discovered your reviews and they are hilarious, fun and educational. Love it....great stuff...keep it up! Can't wait to watch your reviews of seasons 1 through 5...Cheers!
You're reviews are spot on. I catch about 10% of what the episode really tells and when you shed light on it it always makes me appreciate it more. Thank you sir!
The video everyone waits for after an episode
LMFAO I was yelling kingadanorf at the TV too!! ahah
I would prefer Dany to be queen of Kings landing and stuff
Then Jon makes the north independent like Rob wanted
And they can be friends and fight the white walkers together
man, thank you for your reviews, i wait for them just as much as i always wait for the episodes and it's always such a pleasure to watch. keep up the good work!
Come back for the rewatch of season 6 I remember watching this the video that day ❤️❤️ you were always the best!
“Someone is gonna come down hard on her”, well those bricks did came down hard on her and Jaime.
Tomman put the kings landing in kings landing
Take your like and go, good sir.
They really blew their entire load at the last few moments, that's for sure. The entire season seemed to drag until the last couple episodes.
you just clearly don't have respect or knowledge for the story if you think it dragged
Ethan Pidgley Nope. I do. The story dragged pretty hard at the beginning, and middle. They advanced the plot constantly without really ever advancing the plot. There was minimal character development, and a lot of non-nonsensical or completely useless scenes.
Still better than Season 5, and most other TV shows, but overall was just pretty eh at the beginning / middle. I wasn't really "hooked" until around Episode 6, even with it's goddamn stupid cliff hanger.
They fucked up this season pretty badly, still by far the best thing on tv, but just not GoT quality.
Wolverine Arya sums that up nicely. She gets stabbed runs through the streets, off bridges, down stairs, out a two story window,
Lancel gets stabbed and he cant even walk
Where is the logic. And why did the bird lure him anyway? There was no need to risk lancel possible putting out the candles.
i think episodes 6-8 dragged. But the first 5 were class as well, just think about hold the door.
Golgolgol94
That's the problem that I had with the earlier episodes. The endings were usually the only parts that were really worth watching. Everything that took place before them, for the most part, where just unnecessary time fillers, or steam rolling through plot points.
Like, the only things that I really remember from episodes 1 - 6-ish were the cliff hangers, and random shit that annoyed me. There's really not many stand out character interaction scenes, which is the whole reason I got into GoT in the first place. For the character moments, not the, "Oh my god, that was _so_ shocking!" moments.
Just watching all the GOT reviews by ozzy, and the best part about these are the song choices at the end of the recap. Great work!
Solid review, the main problem in my life is the wait for the Ozzy man review after a GoT episode. ILY, mix between honest review and satire makes GoT so much better. Thank you.
some one finally.RIP random person hit by fucking church bell.
meh he's lucky one, two others were FUCKING BURNT ALIVE
RIP random person crushed by a church bell. Poisoned by his enemies.
Sappo for MVP
Agree 100% about Sappo! Wish they could have him direct all the episodes. Another great, entertaining review, Ozzy!
Fantastic job with all of these reviews! They have all been masterfully done, and I really love the format!
Ozzy, the only thing I looked forward to more than this show was the following review you do after the episodes. Top notch shit, can't wait for next season!
This review should win a daytime Emmy.
I would like to forward that nomination to the panel for review.
Best 10.26 of my life
"Cersei is throwing a psychotic blink" "Thommen jumps off the planet" ...ok I laughed off my ovaries,literally.
"Having lost as many family members as a Stark" -oof.
Song choices were on point! One of the best reviewers on UA-cam.
Fucking awesome job with the reviews Ozzy Man. Love the mix of comedy and seriousness you bring each week. Can tell you are a true fan.
R + L EQUALS FUCKING J
fuck yeah buddy
no, R + L fucking = J
ARR PLUS ELE EKUALZ JAY!
YESSSS
the most well-known secret of the fanbase
Is it weird that I was really satisfied and smiling for the Kings Landing barbecue?
Ozzy you rule, man.
Absolutely LOVE your Reviews of G.O.T for this season, Ozzy. The BEST on UA-cam. F*** yes Ozzyman... F*** yes !!!
I think this episode was just amazing . I watched it a second time just to pay closer attention to the cinematography. It's just brilliant.
Episode ranking for me:
1. (10) The Winds of Winter
2. (5) The Door
3. (9) Battle of the Bastards
4. (2) Home
5. (7) The Broken Man
6. (3) Oathbreaker
7. (6) Blood of My Blood
8. (4) Book of the Stranger
9. (8) No One
10. (1) The Red Woman
Comments: Episode 1 sucked, even the reveal of Melisandre being really old didn't pay off at all. If it's not going to be a part of the story in television, i.e. a streamlined version of the story, cut it. It baffles me how Dan and Dave can include scenes like this that waste our time but they don't include actual story points like Lady Stoneheart, Aegon and the actual Dornish plot. No, they decide to cut out gold in favour of a reveal which ultimately has no purpose. Think about it, what did this episode accomplish story-wize aside from the Sand Snakes taking over Dorne and Brienne joining Sansa? Isn't it ironic that it was Dorne that actually did something in episode 1. Why didn't they just start the season with episode 2 and mix some of these scenes into the finale last year and episode 2, now episode 1 this year? A useless episode.
Season ranking for me:
1. Season 1
2. Season 4
3. Season 2
4. Season 3
5. Season 6
6. Season 5
I'm sorry, but while this season was a step up from the last, and was overall entertaining, the lapses in judgement at the writing table compounded on each other in certain places, especially episode 8. Character motivation is a bit perplexing at times, I understand they need to condense but when you merge one character with another you're going to have problems. That said, the last two episodes were a hell of a lot better than episode 9 and 10 last year, which probably go down as two of the most disappointing episodes of the series, more disappointing than my son, who hanged himself in the bathroom of the gas station.
I'll close by saying, the books are better, no question, but the show is still watchable, this season has renewed my enjoyment despite the problems I had with it. It's essentially now a hollywood style show. The last two episodes were great, even with a teleporting Varys, the dumbed down writing, along with 'The Door', which was probably the only episode I found surprising, makes this season worth it. The problem with season 5 is that the only saving grace is episode 8, Hardhome.
Come on George, Winds of Winter this year please. We're rooting for ya mate.
ControvT Simple reasoning, the books are better in every single way, and season 1 and 2 are the most true to the books. Who gives a fuck about effects? The show had a smaller budget, that's to be expected. Effects and action is nothing more than an aesthetic. The story and the characters are the two most important things always. Why is the Original trilogy monumentally better than the prequels? Because the focus is on a good story and good characters instead of effects. The originals had a good, well told, well acted story, whereas the prequels had a mess of a story, terrible dialogue and terrible acting. The stunning visuals didn't make up for the shitty story then, it doesn't for Game of Thrones either. Emilia and Sophie has always been kind of meh. Season 3 and 4 are probably interchangeable with season 2, but that is my personal preference, season 1 is indisputably the best though, that's just a fact, the story is flawlessly told. Season 5 was garbage, there was only one good episode, and Season 6 was just average with three good episodes.
ControvT I am aware what occurs in the books and they're still better in every single way. Brienne does not do nothing in a Feast for Crows, only an idiot would suggest she did nothing. Penny more cringey than the Sand Snakes? Well that's up to you, but the "cringiness" of the Sand Snakes is not what makes season 5 Dorne utter trash, it's the treatment of the story. Special effects are important, they're just no where near as important than the story or the characters. Effects change over time always, again lets look at Star Wars, the originals are clearly objectively better, even though the effects were much, much older;
You're telling me you cannot get immersed in the first two seasons? You do realise the reason effects are used more in the later seasons is because they had more CGI to do and because they had a larger budget. Better effects do not make the later seasons better alone, if they backed it up with equal or greater story telling and character depth then maybe they would be better.
Season 1 definitely best. 2 - 4, change the order as much as you like, doesn't bother me, 6 under them, and 5 dead last. Utter, utter garbage.
George Soden-Freeth Episode 9 was just one big action sequence, sure it was impressive, but there wasn't much that I didn't see coming, pretty damned predictable. Episode 5 gets the nod because for that exact reason, it had a great action sequence, and it was unexpected, this is why book readers and show watchers alike love Hardhome, it's the element of surprise that makes it. The Door had the reveal of the creation of the Others, as well as the emotionally crippling Hodor reveal. There was nothing emotionally crippling about Battle of the Bastards. It was the fight we all knew was going to happen, and it went the way we expected it to happen. I appreciate drama, dialogue and conspiracy over action and special effects. Those are a means to an end to tell a story, not the story itself. People are just more likely to put episode 9 above it because it was most recent and it had more fan service. I have a feeling if people pondered it for a little while they'd realise 'The Door' is the better of the two episodes.
I also loved the books, however there is a huge problem with them. First, it's clear that Martin is just raking in the cash and is in no rush at all to finish the sixth book. Second, death should be used as a plot device, to move the story along, explain an event or create character development. Martin realized that his books were popular for their deaths, so his writing style just became, "a lot of people die." That shouldn't be a central theme or style, because it's become that, each death has less meaning in the books. I think it's pretty short sighted to say that the show has become "hollywood style" just because it diverged from a series that started to kill without a rhyme or reason just because the author feels like people will stop reading if the deaths stop.
Red the wedding, Mother Stark killed the half-wit frey. who cares about the half-wit frey? instead the tv changed it to a young wife but still old walder frey doesnt care. but changes like that shows how despicable walder frey can be. which is better i think. 'books are always better in a every single way' what a condescending teenage bookworm to say.
What were Eunuch, Annoying Empowered Chick and House Elf all looking at, on that ship? The sea? The exciting future? The bluescreen director's prompts?
The future?
Robo Warrior A new boyfriend for Dani. Or girlfriend, given the sensitive new age we live in. Or maybe the prospect of proper sea-going clothes. Or seats.
They were wondering where the Dragons will rest over the ocean... or was that just me?
The Mudpit Not just you.
The Mudpit
Along the coastline probably. Seems like the most obvious thing they'd do. I'm also assuming that the fleet would take the as much coastal route as possible for extra safety against storms and possible supply restocking as well.
"Cersei's Corporate Box". Wins.
I fucking love everything about these reviews .. the music, the funny part, and the philosophical commentary at the end! 😃
It's funny that Lyannas played by the same actress whom Sean Bean rescues in Legends
Luckily, Sappo gets to Direct two of the final six episodes of Game of Thrones.
Word is, they're the most consequential, action-packed, pivotal, "battle," episodes, too, so not only can we rely on him to pull seasons 5 and 6 out of the hole when they've seemingly slowed down a bit, we can also go into the last season with a little less trepidation, more confidence that everything is gonna be OK. 👍
I love your reviews! Just so you know, Cersie was not the first female ruler of Westeros. There was a female queen at the end of the Dance of the Dragons which was a Westerosi civil war. Suffice it to say, she did not last long lol
Season 6 is Dark and Full of Jetpacks
***** well now that they killed off half the cast they may have better budget for CGI dragons vs Whitewalkers
666melodeath666
only littlefinger.
varys and arya were fine.
Nothing strange there.
lol
Man..... Ozzy's music selection is always on point. Another great review! Cheers mate!
Now I'm just sad it ended. Not just because of the episodes but ur reviews mate. Cheers to u mate. Ur a true legend.
Cant wait for season 7
I think every GOT fan shouted "KING OF THE NORTH" while watching.
Ice (Stark) + Fire (Targareyen) = Jon Snow (A Song Of Ice And Fire)
Naughtius Maximus a SON of ice and fire
This is the first Ozman review that I've seen and I'm going to watch the rest once the cramp from laughing wears off. Thanks babe.
I am unable to conclude any episode of Game of Thrones, unless I watch your reviews immediately after. Well done!
last time i was this early there was two genders, and only one of em was allowed to vote
as an attack Helicopter i'm offended
as a attack helicopter I'm offended
as a grammar nazi, I´m offended
Nazi*
Hahahaha great Lauren Southern reference.
"Then you put on adittional socks! You don't burn a child!" :')
Murder Death Kill! Plz make a review about the three shells
I enjoy your reviews the most.
Kudos for The Bloodhoundgang song choice!
What makes Ozzy's reviews good is that yeah, it's funny but he really has some good insight into the show and the story. Good job Ozzy, fair dinkum mate.
battle of the sheilas! :P
Rather just watch his reviews instead of rewatching them.
i also did this
I would listen to the audiobooks if you would reed them
Thanks for providing so many laughs over these weeks m8, you're a legend
Thank you ozzyman for such a bloody great review for this season. Hope to see more amazing content till next season
Apparently Targeryns had a long history of marrying multiple women... Its possible Jon isnt a bastard....
yo they got married and his names aegon
We actually dont know who the actual father is.. the fact it was all said in whispers makes me think there could be another plot twist there..
"If Robert finds out, he'll try to kill him" - Lyanna, season 6
"I'll kill every Targaryen I can get my hands on" - Robert, season 1
Let's stop pretending that it's not confirmed
well technically, even if lyanna had a child with anybody else, robert would still hate that child, since it wasnt his.
Except that she was in a tower owned by the Targaryens and was being guarded by Rhaegar's men, under orders from Rhaegar to guard her while he went off to war. There will be no other plot twist, sorry.
Who the fuck else can it be ffs?
idk maybe it was with another targaryen and rhaegar wanted to protect her and the baby.
i mean, why else would they make her whisper that part? David Benioff and D.B.Weiss are about to plot twist our friggin heads off, i think
More like Kingsfalling amirite
no it's still king's landing
No.
This joke is so overused and unoriginal. Please just stop.
Well he had to land somewhere after falling^^
It's raining kings!
I love how this is funny as fuck, and simultaneously a very accurate explanation of the complicated parts. Well fucking done mate. :D
I'll miss your reviews just as much as I'll be missing the serie. Amazing work, man!