The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 5]

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  • @inha1ed
    @inha1ed 4 роки тому +5322

    The way his eyes light up when he says “popsicle sticks” can only look the same as mine did when I saw the notification

    • @syedkhalil1169
      @syedkhalil1169 4 роки тому +4

      Lykanforce simp clout chaser

    • @kyan762
      @kyan762 4 роки тому +66

      @@syedkhalil1169 not using it right bud 💀

    • @totallyashley
      @totallyashley 4 роки тому +22

      Very accurate. I made a very non human sounding squeal.

    • @staraster141
      @staraster141 4 роки тому +7

      Lykanforce me when erin showed up

    • @jesswood74
      @jesswood74 4 роки тому +23

      2:42

  • @Wolfentodd
    @Wolfentodd 4 роки тому +3609

    I love how he cuts several scenes just as he’s about to loose his shit

    • @zahidkhanamir3279
      @zahidkhanamir3279 4 роки тому +24

      That happens in real life too

    • @DummyBrainGaming
      @DummyBrainGaming 4 роки тому +75

      Yeah, we definitely need a blooper reel

    • @spraybottle1777
      @spraybottle1777 4 роки тому +41

      9:26
      9:36

    • @M0nsterHvH
      @M0nsterHvH 4 роки тому +12

      Lose

    • @Wolfentodd
      @Wolfentodd 4 роки тому +4

      llMxnster- look my phone will autocorrect me either way, I don’t need you autocorrecting my phones retarded autocorrect.

  • @YourMateMurph
    @YourMateMurph 4 роки тому +9571

    I feel like this is just one of those choose your own adventure books but instead of flipping to the different pages you’re just reading it straight through and it sounds very incoherent

    • @Coppyrightt
      @Coppyrightt 4 роки тому +260

      Murph this is the perfect description for all his role play but don’t know what role play it is videos. 200% perfect 😂

    • @FaultyFreya
      @FaultyFreya 4 роки тому +37

      that is 1 of the funniest things to do.

    • @janiearledge8174
      @janiearledge8174 4 роки тому +17

      Murph YES

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 роки тому +28

      I loved the choose your own adventure books my favorite was the cave of time

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 роки тому +48

      Wait. I just realized that choose your own adventure books are just video games in book form

  • @GameMasterz2013
    @GameMasterz2013 4 роки тому +2434

    “do you mind if i adjust your hair?”
    *me, a bald man* - sure bro go ahead

  • @dkfetty
    @dkfetty 4 роки тому +3347

    Teacher: "The test isn't that confusing."
    The test:

  • @ruby5787
    @ruby5787 4 роки тому +1289

    "Pants! I love pants! How many pairs do you have on?"
    "....None."
    "Not...enough....pants..."

    • @colewright6239
      @colewright6239 4 роки тому +3

      Robyn Johnson I thought it was one, and you can never wear too much pants

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 роки тому +2

      hmmmmmmmmm n o n e ?

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 роки тому

      @@lotusflower_ Yah. None.

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 роки тому +1

      Robyn Johnson *interesting...*

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 роки тому +2

      @@lotusflower_ Not really. It's an ASMR video. You watch those before going to sleep. Most people don't wear pants to sleep.

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. 4 роки тому +2849

    When your goal was to sleep but you get emotionally invested in the storyline.

    • @southhoney
      @southhoney 4 роки тому +29

      gemini the entire babblebrook series in a nutshell

    • @maybe_archer
      @maybe_archer 4 роки тому +1

      me rn

    • @lovemonkey646
      @lovemonkey646 4 роки тому +3

      Same bruh same

    • @Sam-bx9zr
      @Sam-bx9zr 4 роки тому +8

      Bro legit same, that Marno/moon stuff had me like wait WHAT is happening?

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @lemon6531
    @lemon6531 4 роки тому +1496

    LOL THE WAY HE FIXES HIS TIE AFTER THE CUT

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 4 роки тому +1320

    The excitement that he greets us with when he realizes that we're "Popsicle Sticks" brings me so much joy.

    • @harrymack3565
      @harrymack3565 4 роки тому +5

      It really is delightful!

    • @selahgoins
      @selahgoins 4 роки тому +27

      Savi same vibes as when steve says “henderson!!” on stranger things

    • @smolsnoof1975
      @smolsnoof1975 4 роки тому +1

      Were not Popsicle sticks our arm are. He says so in a different video of this series

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 роки тому +6

      "POPsicle sticks! 👁️👄👁️"

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 роки тому +2

      PuaOPSICle sticks!

  • @ryanlong9800
    @ryanlong9800 4 роки тому +773

    Two adults attempt to help a popsicle stick regain its memory while berating its lack of hot dog consumption.

  • @zy7422
    @zy7422 4 роки тому +2743

    The most anticipated sequel in history

  • @uneditedjester6250
    @uneditedjester6250 4 роки тому +1000

    “Anyway I gotta listen to your temperature”
    My brain: *struggles to make sense of what he said*

  • @kuraimjacobs5732
    @kuraimjacobs5732 4 роки тому +1749

    "What should books be called?"
    "Carousel."
    *agressively leans in to make out*

  • @wistymist
    @wistymist 4 роки тому +2054

    Marno: “What should it be instead?”
    Moon: “Carousel”
    *romance intensifies*

    • @caution-monkey4603
      @caution-monkey4603 4 роки тому +65

      *Careless whisper plays softly in the distance*

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t get it :/

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 роки тому +4

      Book too short should be long?

    • @esserlamp
      @esserlamp 4 роки тому +4

      Live Bullets like booooook
      (I might of been 1/2 awake when I said that)

    • @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
      @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA 4 роки тому +3

      Live Bullets they kissed

  • @cookielovergirl1
    @cookielovergirl1 4 роки тому +2314

    "Carousel.... *goes in for makeout*"
    Me: "o-oh? Oh. Oh?"

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 4 роки тому +65

      I had the same reaction XD

    • @shanw.2948
      @shanw.2948 4 роки тому +41

      I did not understand until it happend 😂

    • @wrengaming1519
      @wrengaming1519 4 роки тому +23

      Me: "that's hot" thadshot from a fallout parody

    • @mrfinale3663
      @mrfinale3663 4 роки тому +1

      i wonder how i could still be answering

    • @jochemvanlogten9438
      @jochemvanlogten9438 4 роки тому +5

      I wanna like but u have 666 likes :/

  • @stormmanning7160
    @stormmanning7160 4 роки тому +2414

    The role play is “doctor that cures your insecurities...but like we both have ADHD”

    • @ThatTonka
      @ThatTonka 4 роки тому +4

      No

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 роки тому +74

      As someone with ADHD, you're so right

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 роки тому +24

      Mackie Xoxo ok, as members of the adhd court
      I want you to make sure you know what you are doing. I agree but you need to officially say you agree with me.

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 роки тому +32

      @@Penguinman2.0 My brain's not working, translate it to dumb bitch language please

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 роки тому +4

      Mackie Xoxo agree or he no get verify

  • @gatotequila
    @gatotequila 4 роки тому +1099

    “anyway i gotta listen to ur temperature... *u did a good job* “THAT CRACKED ME UP

    • @bodyguard7009
      @bodyguard7009 4 роки тому +7

      XD i love this comment

    • @kosmicklouds
      @kosmicklouds 4 роки тому +3

      It was even better with the zoning out before

    • @dessertfirst251
      @dessertfirst251 4 роки тому +4

      I was tired and sat there for a few minutes before I realized what he said

    • @brady_boi
      @brady_boi 4 роки тому +2

      Oh God I read it as it happened

    • @filmsbyadamofficial
      @filmsbyadamofficial 4 роки тому

      Girl same

  • @Nirocalla
    @Nirocalla 4 роки тому +3790

    I got so happy when he lit up and said “popsicle sticks!!” Like, Aw he remembered me.

    • @neonpaintings1994
      @neonpaintings1994 4 роки тому +136

      Why does it remind me of coming home but then your dog just runs towards you.

    • @Nirocalla
      @Nirocalla 4 роки тому +35

      Isabelle Montville Lol adorable chaos!

    • @sunshineasmr9970
      @sunshineasmr9970 4 роки тому +11

      Isabelle Montville p

    • @siobhankent5242
      @siobhankent5242 4 роки тому +5

      Isabelle Montville what?

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 роки тому +14

      @@neonpaintings1994 because Marno is a Spaniel in human form

  • @vibingnem6282
    @vibingnem6282 4 роки тому +385

    "I'm just sketching the flames around you" my instantaneous thought was that Elmo meme.

  • @ski0nn
    @ski0nn 4 роки тому +365

    Anyone want to bet on how many times they died laughing filming this

  • @jessicae2690
    @jessicae2690 4 роки тому +957

    ASMR but you're having a really bad acid trip, and as you're traveling through different dimensions you reunite with your imaginary friend.

    • @skylar2522
      @skylar2522 4 роки тому +6

      this comment wins

    • @emersynkic1772
      @emersynkic1772 4 роки тому +2

      @@skylar2522 agreed

    • @alex.italics
      @alex.italics 4 роки тому +6

      how is this somehow really wholesome to me?

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 роки тому +9

      Damn even my imaginary friend got a gf

    • @itsyaboi7213
      @itsyaboi7213 4 роки тому +5

      Now this is something I'd watch

  • @mitch6469
    @mitch6469 4 роки тому +778

    SEEING ERIN IN THIS ROLEPLAY LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY

    • @greatbritten2361
      @greatbritten2361 4 роки тому +44

      sarah her name is Dr. Goodman

    • @TheHiszpanTV
      @TheHiszpanTV 4 роки тому +15

      They're dating..

    • @daisyc5908
      @daisyc5908 4 роки тому +3

      Patryk Bastrykin how do you knowww

    • @lils2549
      @lils2549 4 роки тому +5

      @@daisyc5908 instagrammmm

    • @WillWright77
      @WillWright77 4 роки тому +2

      Patryk Bastrykin yeah, we know...

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 4 роки тому +689

    "If you hold it just right, you can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting"
    Accurate

  • @younglingslaughterer4204
    @younglingslaughterer4204 4 роки тому +7813

    Need a video titled “Gabe and Dr.Goodman go on a date and you third wheel”

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 роки тому +158

      (commenting so more people can see this)

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 роки тому +57

      @@alexisics I don't think that's how it works lol

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 роки тому +139

      @@OA-Buds naw. The more replys I on the comment the farther up the UA-cam algorithm pushes it up.

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 роки тому +113

      @@alexisics Wow I learned something today. Thank you

    • @bullet6311
      @bullet6311 4 роки тому +55

      I just read your username and i think its perfect

  • @matthewmatthew8263
    @matthewmatthew8263 4 роки тому +479

    “The sweat soaked palm of your hand after a lengthy knife fight” I’m dying laughing, these 2 are perfect

    • @StreakerHDD
      @StreakerHDD 4 роки тому +8

      I thought she said night fight, i t then thought was masturbation

  • @courtlynlight
    @courtlynlight 4 роки тому +503

    "How soggy would you say you feel?"
    Like the vanity counter in a skincare commercial after the actress splashes water on her face

    • @rachelrosario5795
      @rachelrosario5795 4 роки тому +6

      cocomocoa oddly specific yet i know exactly what you mean😂

  • @themovingcastle
    @themovingcastle 4 роки тому +155

    “POPSICLE STICKS” that was the wholesome interaction i’ve had with anybody in a while

  • @xavec
    @xavec 4 роки тому +483

    When you're high but formal.

  • @niightcrawler
    @niightcrawler 4 роки тому +1702

    I can’t tell if I’m at a really bad therapist’s office or a really bad doctor’s office.

    • @brownie3129
      @brownie3129 4 роки тому +8

      both

    • @niightcrawler
      @niightcrawler 4 роки тому +4

      BrownieRainbow understandable

    • @lowkeystudios5026
      @lowkeystudios5026 4 роки тому +10

      You are in neither, you are in the best of both marno and marno

    • @noahgriffith3792
      @noahgriffith3792 4 роки тому +8

      You are in the deep recesses of Marno's mind (A.K.A. Gabe)

    • @crethan219
      @crethan219 4 роки тому +8

      @@lowkeystudios5026 I think you mean gabe, that is definitely gabe in this vid, I think marno is still in jail

  • @davidmargolin7674
    @davidmargolin7674 4 роки тому +354

    Therapy: expensive
    Marno excitedly calling you "popsicle sticks": free

  • @honeyboy9570
    @honeyboy9570 4 роки тому +1476

    “how soggy are you feeling today?”
    like an over saturated cotton ball :/

  • @aethersimp666
    @aethersimp666 4 роки тому +2039

    Gabe: POPSICLE STICKS!!! i missed you
    Me: **sheds a tear** wow no one has ever missed me before :”)

  • @ferretpate2948
    @ferretpate2948 4 роки тому +2452

    How am I supposed to relax when my two favourite asmrtists go in for a kiss not once but twice?!

    • @Wythilogical
      @Wythilogical 4 роки тому +93

      My question is did they actually do it? Like i really hope not cause that's how you make friends into awkward not so friendly friends.

    • @RecoveryGirl116
      @RecoveryGirl116 4 роки тому +305

      @@Wythilogical They are dating lol.

    • @Wythilogical
      @Wythilogical 4 роки тому +9

      Nooo I donbalibit

    • @OhKaiizer
      @OhKaiizer 4 роки тому +43

      @@RecoveryGirl116 i thought she has a girlfriend (might be outdated tho, cuz thats a bit ago)

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 роки тому +72

      OmniGift dude, theyve been dating for a while

  • @chubbypotato1988
    @chubbypotato1988 4 роки тому +417

    I never knew how much I missed being called a popsicle stick

    • @imbatman8040
      @imbatman8040 4 роки тому +4

      So true I literally would go back to the old videos just to have him call my arms popsicles sticks. I must be strange.

  • @marsmiku
    @marsmiku 4 роки тому +635

    Y'know what, imma say he roleplayed as Barbie cuz he's done everything in these videos

  • @CrooningWolfEntertainment
    @CrooningWolfEntertainment 4 роки тому +423

    "Tooth decay is peeing it's pants!"
    It better not be, it's in my mouth

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise 4 роки тому +359

    "This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti."
    That one got me, I can't

    • @joellevanfleet5771
      @joellevanfleet5771 4 роки тому +2

      I snorted obscenely loud

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 роки тому +3

      Denise van Wijk he made me laugh at the. Are some of these making you remember things. Alright fuck yea let’s keep the ball rolling

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 роки тому +1

      And Gabe’s Boss

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 4 роки тому

      Orangechase 12 no solids for 30 minutes had me dying

    • @lupinholmes6167
      @lupinholmes6167 4 роки тому

      And the fact that he literally "drank" spaghetti later on in the video makes it even better.

  • @nothingmattersanymore8135
    @nothingmattersanymore8135 4 роки тому +642

    “How soggy are you feeling?”
    Like a shower with carpet walls and floors

    • @lulumidget
      @lulumidget 4 роки тому +24

      a shower made entirely of carpet?

    • @joshuamckee3860
      @joshuamckee3860 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I get it

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh My final answer was wet carpet you captured this pefectly

    • @keila.j
      @keila.j 4 роки тому +2

      on a scale of 1 to moist how moist are you right now?

    • @maximusfattus4363
      @maximusfattus4363 4 роки тому +5

      @@keila.j a box of fudge pops with no freezer

  • @hoodie6872
    @hoodie6872 4 роки тому +183

    I have accepted my new name of “popsicle sticks.”

  • @leahjorgensen1625
    @leahjorgensen1625 4 роки тому +363

    I've never fangirled over an ASMR video the way I did when he said, "I missed you!"
    But that record only lasted for a couple seconds cause Erin came in and the fangirling intensified

    • @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711
      @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711 4 роки тому +4

      Leah Jorgensen EXACTLY it was wild, never thought I’d get so hyped from an ASMR video 😂

  • @saturn6413
    @saturn6413 4 роки тому +1179

    Theory:
    When quarantine ends, many people have a hard time adjusting to a socially acceptable level of weird, as they were allowed to be as weird as they wanted while social distancing. Now, some people go to appointments where a specialist slowly eases them down into a low level of weird.
    This is obviously the first appointment.

    • @lildiglett2995
      @lildiglett2995 4 роки тому +27

      Big Brain

    • @ifoundtheavocados7469
      @ifoundtheavocados7469 4 роки тому +11

      this is random but the only thing i fear for getting out is when they say the quarantine is over, everyone will go every where and corona will start up again. i say that at first we can all hangout with each other but at home... i would just wait to leave and go in public. though i can’t control anyone that’s just my thought. it’s just going to be very weird time to adjust to ‘normal’ again after being pulled out of our normal lives and thrown into something we had to call normal. saying ‘normal’ as I’m being quarantined and not being able to see people... we are used to that now and that’s our normal. normal life is just weird.

    • @BlondiFilmProduktion
      @BlondiFilmProduktion 4 роки тому +2

      the longer this video gets the more sense your comment makes, it's frightening

    • @daffoplays6616
      @daffoplays6616 4 роки тому

      I accept this future.

    • @karolis5376
      @karolis5376 4 роки тому +1

      @@lildiglett2995 s 2s2cw2s wx c2 2d s wd2sec c ss e xwcs2cws💗💌👍dw ce

  • @Andrew_Hornung
    @Andrew_Hornung 4 роки тому +806

    *Marno plays with a sock and has to make sure he isn’t considered a kids channel:* 7:40

  • @_nexus5943
    @_nexus5943 4 роки тому +156

    The fact that after the kissing between Erin and Marno the next thing is about amnesia implies that Marno knocked out out to give you amnesia so you didn't reveal their at-work relationship

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 роки тому +1649

    did gabe write riverdale because that show makes about as much sense as this

    • @dommosmd
      @dommosmd 4 роки тому +90

      Nah, this is enjoyable

    • @missmasquerade228
      @missmasquerade228 4 роки тому +33

      But 125 times better

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 роки тому +16

      clamantha dude I’m 3 seasons in since yesterday and I don’t understand half of it in the show😂

    • @sillygrl
      @sillygrl 4 роки тому +14

      Nia Drake riverdales plot is a deep mystery we will never figure out.

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 роки тому +7

      clamantha fo realllll

  • @kingofthefleetians
    @kingofthefleetians 4 роки тому +352

    Marno: This is a sock, it's meant to keep your feet wet
    Everyone else in the trench: *visible confusion and concern*

  • @pobz3832
    @pobz3832 4 роки тому +203

    I want someone to look at me the way marno looks at us when he says popsicle sticks

  • @snarfus5000
    @snarfus5000 4 роки тому +54

    “Used to disappoint people who have entered a raffle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @Lil_Japutek
    @Lil_Japutek 4 роки тому +271

    the 8 dislikes are people that knew what role play it was

    • @tungstendioxide3055
      @tungstendioxide3055 4 роки тому +2

      I know this is a joke and all but some people doesn't like those kind of videos because it makes them confused instead of sleepy.
      I am not one those people but I saw people complaining.

  • @relativelystable9328
    @relativelystable9328 4 роки тому +554

    “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” that phrase cornered me in an old rainy ally while wearing a trench coat, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train.

    • @tobiasohara766
      @tobiasohara766 4 роки тому +32

      This belongs on Tumblr not the hellscape of UA-cam comments-

    • @arsonasmr2387
      @arsonasmr2387 4 роки тому +10

      And now it's going on tumblr

    • @pencrash9289
      @pencrash9289 4 роки тому +7

      Wouldn’t be surprised to see it on r/oddlyspecific

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 4 роки тому +6

      *R/ODDLYSPACIFIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому +3

      this is such a delicious metaphor, thank you

  • @whiteboyjpeg
    @whiteboyjpeg 4 роки тому +466

    ”If you hold it just right, it can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting” I have NEVER related to something SO HARD in my life...

    • @nayrablatt
      @nayrablatt 4 роки тому +6

      the fact that I saw your comment just when he started saying that scares me

    • @factsman5714
      @factsman5714 4 роки тому

      Nayra Blatt bruh same here

  • @enderspearls
    @enderspearls 4 роки тому +227

    he said “I gotta listen to your temperature” and I didn’t even notice that it was wrong for a good five seconds

  • @doopbee4370
    @doopbee4370 4 роки тому +142

    Me: *about to fall asleep*
    Marno: “oh f*** yeah”
    Me: 👁👄👁 what!
    Marno: “ and this is depressed packman 😌

  • @Jazz-om7jk
    @Jazz-om7jk 4 роки тому +783

    THE KISSING PARTS GAVE ME AN ANEURYSM I WASNT EXPECTING THAT NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE

    • @lenezhg
      @lenezhg 4 роки тому +34

      Are they dating??!!

    • @brettwheeler174
      @brettwheeler174 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah wheres that coming from

    • @Jazz-om7jk
      @Jazz-om7jk 4 роки тому +45

      Arlene zheng I have no idea but my brain was like oh they’d be a cute couple but girls & guys can be friends without dating....then BAM KISS

    • @lewey5456
      @lewey5456 4 роки тому +6

      @@lenezhg yes

    • @sundaesorceress
      @sundaesorceress 4 роки тому +19

      I am pretty sure they live together

  • @SineASMR
    @SineASMR 4 роки тому +172

    You have no idea how much I love these videos dude, like I'm ugly, dorky laughing all the way through the entire video 💀 and I'm actually delighted at how well Erin fits into this, you're like the perfect comedic duo 😂

  • @abigailfuentes7673
    @abigailfuentes7673 4 роки тому +203

    "And if you could sit still while I draw your remarkably soulless eyes."
    me: *ironically trying to stay awake to finish the check up*

  • @toxicity42
    @toxicity42 4 роки тому +21

    “What’s that? Someone’s items are helpin’ you remember more clearly?”
    “Wait, is that true? You’re starting to remember things?”
    ...
    “Aw, fuck yeah, let’s keep this ball rolling.”
    There are moments where Marno becomes too wholesome for this world. This is one of them.

  • @chasedavisson56
    @chasedavisson56 4 роки тому +391

    This is the level of crackhead energy I want in a relationship

    • @soupandtheminnows3219
      @soupandtheminnows3219 4 роки тому +5

      Marno is just the level of chaotic crackhead energy I aspire to exude

    • @destinyslayer2298
      @destinyslayer2298 4 роки тому +1

      Bethuel Gellor maybe?? Who knows, they might just be really comfortable friends

    • @tuanhtranpham2637
      @tuanhtranpham2637 4 роки тому +1

      Bethuel Gellor I guess they are according to what I saw on their instagram 😌

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 роки тому +1

      Destinyslayer22 yes, they are

  • @MadiBooMonkey
    @MadiBooMonkey 4 роки тому +329

    I still can’t believe my two favorite ASMRtists are dating now like what are the chances. I LOVE THE WAY THIS CAKE IS CUT.

    • @stretchy0381
      @stretchy0381 4 роки тому +17

      ARE THEY RLLY

    • @Misty067
      @Misty067 4 роки тому +15

      @@stretchy0381 Yup!! Confirmed in posts on twitter and such!!

    • @yeet5129
      @yeet5129 4 роки тому +21

      I thought he had a wife or sum ive seen her in his older videos

    • @tommysalablanca
      @tommysalablanca 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah!! What happened to kiki, she was his editor was she not😅🤣

    • @AutoSearPin
      @AutoSearPin 4 роки тому +10

      Me too, no lie I remember finding them when they were still super small and I just loved them from the get go, the two to mention when people asked...then they met, then Kiki left...then my dream came true

  • @bobsponge3462
    @bobsponge3462 4 роки тому +254

    Omg yes I've been waiting for *MONTHS* for the new season of "Gabe: the show"

  • @MartynDerg
    @MartynDerg 4 роки тому +130

    "I can't remember much these days" *has vietnam flashbacks*

    • @untitled2792
      @untitled2792 3 роки тому +1

      i read that exactly as i hit that part in the video lmao

    • @symbsillies
      @symbsillies 3 роки тому

      Is this everywhere at the end of time

    • @anoun5760
      @anoun5760 3 роки тому

      The way you hear the pencil slowly just... Stop lifting from the page aswell-

  • @geebygeeber
    @geebygeeber 4 роки тому +215

    Pov: you have short term memory loss and all of this happens over 2 weeks but you only remember 18 minutes

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 4 роки тому +4

      A fellow Unnus, I see 👀

  • @hazelopie8097
    @hazelopie8097 4 роки тому +490

    “This is a hat, it’s mostly commonly worn after a haircut” looks at my quarantine haircut 😔😔😔

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 роки тому +283

    I forgot the first part was a promotion so I was like
    “Marno. This is obviously a salesdude marketing some teeny tiny balls of sound.”

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 роки тому +3

      Idk why, but “teeny tiny balls of sound” had my dying 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Рік тому +2

      This implies that sound is stored in the balls

  • @TheRealRebeccaClay
    @TheRealRebeccaClay 4 роки тому +153

    “How many pairs of pants are you wearing”
    Me: *looks at my nightshirt*
    “Not enough pairs of pants”
    Me: heeeeeyyyyyyy... 🥺

  • @gabrielaspinola6168
    @gabrielaspinola6168 4 роки тому +506

    Roleplay: Michael Scott's final braincells when he says he sometimes starts a sentence and he doesn't even know where it's going, he just hopes he'll find it along the way

    • @magnotic.a3378
      @magnotic.a3378 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @alex.italics
      @alex.italics 4 роки тому +5

      thats weird, the comment below this's profile picture is jim doing his camera stare face

    • @phurbu_t
      @phurbu_t 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAOO 😂

  • @alexisics
    @alexisics 4 роки тому +1250

    I've watched this about five times now and I just realized they are saying "p.s." and not calling me bullshit
    Edit: damn, glad im not the only one who cant hear things clearly lol

    • @ancefreimane4325
      @ancefreimane4325 4 роки тому +45

      Wait for real?

    • @PhoenixInLove
      @PhoenixInLove 4 роки тому +96

      @mint's trenchcoat oh my goodness, that makes so much sense. Here I was, just going along with being called bullsh*t lol

    • @bsrelates4419
      @bsrelates4419 4 роки тому +30

      Bro my initials are B.S like literally B.S so I was so confused😂😂😂

    • @illuzion2876
      @illuzion2876 4 роки тому +29

      @@bsrelates4419 so bs relates

    • @shahelkashfi60
      @shahelkashfi60 4 роки тому +7

      @mint's trenchcoat thought they were saying BobStickle sticks

  • @skilldry786
    @skilldry786 4 роки тому +135

    I’m used to him bleeping it or cutting out when he curses, I like it uncensored it’s funnier to me

  • @irisswanberg8449
    @irisswanberg8449 4 роки тому +21

    5:19 "so you like,,, just got knocked in the noodle" is fucking hilarious to me and idk why

  • @juliaslkdd
    @juliaslkdd 4 роки тому +225

    "This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti"
    I almost fell off my bed
    (7:01)

    • @dorothygray8370
      @dorothygray8370 4 роки тому +3

      I had to pause the entire video here

    • @saysaymc4054
      @saysaymc4054 4 роки тому +3

      Even better when he actual does just that 😂 (10:48)

  • @mack9928
    @mack9928 4 роки тому +363

    The “this camera is magic and removed all of your insecurities or whatever” gave me tingles and idk know why, it was just super comforting. Thanks Gabe

  • @user-bs4yc7dd9e
    @user-bs4yc7dd9e 4 роки тому +246

    “So I try to avoid asphyxiation on wires as much as possible...” anyone else giggle way too much at this?

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 роки тому +56

    This is how a small child would write a story, put a bunch of random things that don’t tie into each other and stuff them together.

  • @malilovett7378
    @malilovett7378 4 роки тому +220

    I don’t think Marno even knows what the Roleplay is at this point

    • @teapasterelix
      @teapasterelix 4 роки тому +9

      He just gazes off into the void as he makes his script and says "yeah f*ck that I'll just do an improv"

    • @idiotbrainsjuice
      @idiotbrainsjuice 4 роки тому +3

      @@teapasterelix the script IS "yeah f*ck that I'll just do an improv"

    • @teapasterelix
      @teapasterelix 4 роки тому

      @@idiotbrainsjuice LmaO

  • @goodnoodle6043
    @goodnoodle6043 4 роки тому +977

    Everyone crack open the champagne and let's celebrate...he finally did another role play where we don't know what the roleplay is THANKYOU SO MUCH MARNO☺️🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

  • @splishsplashiamtrash146
    @splishsplashiamtrash146 4 роки тому +600

    Gabe:And how soggy are you feeling?
    Me:like one ply toilet paper in a bathtub full of hand sanitizer
    Edit: sorry to be one of those people but thanks for the likes,I didn’t even think this comment would get recognized. =)

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +28

      That's a new one.

    • @hellavious
      @hellavious 4 роки тому +13

      @@katiearbuckle9017 but very accurate

    • @EmilyTotallynotbees
      @EmilyTotallynotbees 4 роки тому +29

      Splish splash I am trash SO YOU’RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT ALL THE HAND SANITIZER

    • @splishsplashiamtrash146
      @splishsplashiamtrash146 4 роки тому +13

      Emily Campbell yeah.....no.....maybe......I DON’T REMEMBER

    • @lxvely_mimi
      @lxvely_mimi 4 роки тому +4

      Why hand sanitizer out of all things

  • @kitew1290
    @kitew1290 4 роки тому +80

    ~*timestamps*~
    Intro / promo : 0:00 -2:06
    Drumsticks that make noises : 2:07 - 2:29
    Talking : 2:30 - 2:59
    Weird questions (w/ Dr. Goodman) (some writing) : 3:00 - 5:21
    More talking : 5:21 - 5:55
    stethoscope w/ inaudible whispering : 5:56 - 6:10
    Purple hat : 6:11 - 6:43
    Scissors : 6:44 - 7:01
    Explaining what a straw is : 7:01 - 7:04
    Glue : 7:04 - 7:08
    Glitter container : 7:08 - 7:11
    Sock : 7:08 - 7:42
    Feather (visual trigger) : 7:43 : 9:05
    Charger (visual trigger) : 9:06 - 10:09
    The cookie incident : 10:10 - 10:42
    Goldfish tapping : 10:43 - 10:46
    vaping is bad for u and here's why : 10:46 - 10:49
    Thumbnail: 10:49
    Spray : 10:50 - 11:00
    Drawing you (+ some brushing) : 11:00 - 12:26
    Earrings : 12:26 - 13:44
    Camera : 13:44 - 15:22
    Talk on phone : 15:23 - 16:35
    More camera : 16:35 - 17:33
    T̷̙̰̱͖̝̟̠͈̤̓̑̀͘͜h̷̞̤͍̻̝̱͕̰̭̟̒̑͘ȩ̴̢̝̭̄̀̑͜ ̸̗̙̝͎̌̄̎͒ḋ̵͙̈́̄̇̆̀̒͝e̶͍̭̮̺͔͙͒̍̃̽̿͐́͋͠͠p̷̧̪̘̬̜̅͆̅̂̆̃̑̚͜͝ä̶̧͙̜̞̗̜̲̟́̏͠ͅͅr̸̢̛̭̼̬̮͔̲͓̳̈́̃̍͌͊̇̐̕t̸̛͓̙͂̋̀̈́͊͑̕͝ư̸̧̰̺̭̼͔͆͌̄̓́̉͂͆͝r̴̤̦̻͌̾̎͗̎͒͝ê̷̟̮̲͖̠̼̗͑̓̅͛̕ (+ some extra triggers) : 17:33 -18:33
    This took me an hour. It is currently 2am.

  • @chrsdotexe
    @chrsdotexe 4 роки тому +267

    Moon:"cheeto in a puddle, this is most common"
    Marno:*happy BF face*

    • @daisyc5908
      @daisyc5908 4 роки тому +1

      Are they dating dating?

    • @chrsdotexe
      @chrsdotexe 4 роки тому +3

      @@daisyc5908 I would believe so. I mean I don't doubt they made out but just cut it for youtube

    • @ryy695
      @ryy695 4 роки тому +4

      Chrisdotexe They are, marno confirmed it on his instagram

    • @thicket9555
      @thicket9555 4 роки тому +5

      i honest to god thought she said cheeto in a butthole and i just accepted it

    • @chrsdotexe
      @chrsdotexe 4 роки тому +1

      @@thicket9555 😂, that would explain why he smiled then

  • @screamingsun9529
    @screamingsun9529 4 роки тому +190

    6:21 the face of man trying not to laugh at his own joke

  • @Hpon.
    @Hpon. 4 роки тому +151

    7:19 Quarantine really does be hitting Marno like a train huh?

  • @madelynmccann8243
    @madelynmccann8243 4 роки тому +50

    Plot twist: the roleplay is actually he is a therapist that's why all the questions are all so random and why he remembers you each time

  • @asmrtimestamps5659
    @asmrtimestamps5659 4 роки тому +1388

    *timestamps*
    -but i'm a week late-
    0:00 - raycon add (15% off in the description!)
    2:05 - odd drumsticks
    2:39 - senpai notices you
    3:00 - doctor goodman says hello
    3:05 - the soggy quiz
    3:53 - judging you for lack of hotdog consumption
    4:11 - how do you spell gaurantee
    4:43 - quizzes but the doctors keep kissing
    5:20 - more questions but with less kissing and doctors
    5:36 - the void stares back
    5:56 - temperature sounds
    6:10 - taking the nog on a jog
    7:44 - pacman consumes triangles in utah
    9:03 - the cavity cavarly defeats its foes without mercy
    10:08 - the cookie saga
    10:38 - goldfish wedding
    10:50 - clean your pencils kids
    11:00 - a schizophrenic cannibal sketches you
    12:26 - earrings for you? no earrings for you
    13:44 - a man with memory loss and a dream takes your photos
    15:52 - you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie
    16:32 - capturing you.....'re visage
    17:33 - the departure but dads proud and the drumsticks don't work
    18:10 - interior designing

    • @nox7630
      @nox7630 4 роки тому +17

      At 7:44 i thought it was pacman

    • @грустныйпанк-й1м
      @грустныйпанк-й1м 4 роки тому +61

      those timestamps are as good as the video itself 🌞

    • @asmrtimestamps5659
      @asmrtimestamps5659 4 роки тому +6

      @@nox7630 Thank you! I must've just misheard. It's now fixed! :)

    • @AkkiTable
      @AkkiTable 4 роки тому +11

      Great timestamps

    • @kirkkek
      @kirkkek 4 роки тому +11

      This is so accurate lol

  • @LuisRamirez-ss3ki
    @LuisRamirez-ss3ki 4 роки тому +493

    People are surprised seeing GoodNight Moon and him together. I am more surprised that I heard him say “F**K Yeah”.

    • @lindsaym.8267
      @lindsaym.8267 4 роки тому +5

      True

    • @kailkaito
      @kailkaito 4 роки тому +6

      Watch his vlog channel, the video he linked when he introduced it i think he also said f**k. It was jaring.

    • @DE5EREE
      @DE5EREE 4 роки тому

      Lunar Sun do you know what his vlog channels name is? 😁

    • @kailkaito
      @kailkaito 4 роки тому

      @@DE5EREE Yes i do! Cheis Marino. Here's the link! ua-cam.com/channels/7KScLe4yhXRJfA0HdWI-KQ.html

    • @elyxisa2351
      @elyxisa2351 4 роки тому +4

      There's a video on Dr Ts second channel where he rages at a game. Its so weird hearing asmrtists swear, yet its such a normal thing to do

  • @hognesen7456
    @hognesen7456 4 роки тому +754

    Current soggines level: a neglected oreo

    • @velxus
      @velxus 4 роки тому +10

      A freshly plucked booger

    • @seaofleoeo
      @seaofleoeo 4 роки тому +12

      mine is: a pig plushie forgotten on the playground while it rains

    • @SoggycereaI
      @SoggycereaI 4 роки тому +5

      .

    • @MrGlerb
      @MrGlerb 4 роки тому +9

      Bread crumbs in a bowl of soup

    • @charlessavilla2894
      @charlessavilla2894 4 роки тому +6

      Solidly feeling like a potato chip dropped at a pool party.

  • @mishapenmoonmoth
    @mishapenmoonmoth 4 роки тому +70

    i WILL find an everyday use for the phrase “the ole malfunc mem” mark my words

  • @mercury2814
    @mercury2814 4 роки тому +363

    I use this series to roleplay any nat 1 I get:
    Medicine check: *rolls nat 1*
    Me: shut up I’m trying to hear your temperature...

  • @dedgrlwlkn
    @dedgrlwlkn 4 роки тому +254

    “This is a sock.... It can also be used for entertainment purposes”
    Me: *Oop-*

  • @cottonyfluff
    @cottonyfluff 4 роки тому +417

    i still can’t tell if it’s “A cheeto in a puddle” or “A cheeto in a butthole”

    • @juno5756
      @juno5756 4 роки тому +6

      Oh my godddd 😂😂

    • @bbbunny6316
      @bbbunny6316 4 роки тому +37

      I thought it was a "Cheeto in a bottle?!" But if I'm right, I want to be wrong.

    • @AbyssAintHere
      @AbyssAintHere 4 роки тому +10

      BBbunny it’s puddle. Marino says it in his other role play video

    • @majesstic1410
      @majesstic1410 4 роки тому +8

      Choose your fantasy

    • @Super-BallSharp
      @Super-BallSharp 4 роки тому +2

      It's puddle, now shut up Miranda

  • @0nyxai
    @0nyxai 2 роки тому +6

    My favourite parts of these videos will always be when Marno says something that cracks himself up so he has to cut it, I love it so much

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 4 роки тому +334

    Scale of sogginess new addition suggestion: The pile of leaves that stacks up in the gutter on a rainy day

    • @thomasmidnight8486
      @thomasmidnight8486 4 роки тому

      FunWithSmiley as someone who’s cleaned gutters, i got a major visual on that. Ah.

    • @etherelixir
      @etherelixir 4 роки тому +2

      Thats really soggy, like really really soggy

    • @thefredlittle2201
      @thefredlittle2201 4 роки тому +2

      Montana after winter is Suposed to be over. My hair after a show. An eyeball In a desert. A piece at bread the duck wouldn't eat. Just a few more suggestions

    • @sobek9168
      @sobek9168 4 роки тому +2

      Another new addition: tightly compacted, slightly melted snow

    • @gatorcopter
      @gatorcopter 4 роки тому +5

      A burger bun that had ketchup on it for too long

  • @alexisics
    @alexisics 4 роки тому +188

    10:46 I always look forward to these clips of Marno being terrible at vaping.

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 роки тому +8

      followed by a clip of marno drinking spaghetti

    • @vlocken4724
      @vlocken4724 4 роки тому +2

      Spooky Luigi WITH A STRAW 0_0

  • @nickbz1303
    @nickbz1303 4 роки тому +140

    You and Moon are masters of this art, truly. Great triggers, and this stuff is hilarious when you actually pay attention. Love you both.

  • @jazzimel
    @jazzimel 4 роки тому +55

    "I can't taste the difference between Goldfish and Cheese Its" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StrawberryMilkForYou
    @StrawberryMilkForYou 4 роки тому +932

    'Marno and Moon going for a kiss'
    Everyone liked that
    'Marno and Moon going for a second kiss'
    Even the people who disliked this video liked that
    I just want to make it clear that I think they're a cute couple. And I didn't mean to sound inappropriate.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 роки тому +18

      That was SOOOOOOO SWEET UwU.

    • @sadhomie6192
      @sadhomie6192 4 роки тому +21

      They disliked it cuz they didn’t go further

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 роки тому +11

      Wow you enjoyed that? You pervert, I'm disgusted in all of you.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 роки тому +9

      @@nicoletta7358
      What are you talking about? That was a pretty wholesome moment there.

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 роки тому +8

      @@xllWarlockllx it was a joke

  • @amara_mors5568
    @amara_mors5568 4 роки тому +102

    I can’t even begin to explain why I got so happy when he said “Popsicle Sticks!“

  • @I.do.like.pina.coladas
    @I.do.like.pina.coladas 4 роки тому +182

    “And if you can just sit still while I draw your remarkably soulless eyes” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @keanabanana6053
      @keanabanana6053 4 роки тому +3

      I read this as he said it 😂😂💀💀

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 4 роки тому +24

    i never thought i needed to hear "Fuck yeah" in ASMR until today

  • @CrispySkinwalker
    @CrispySkinwalker 4 роки тому +405

    Current Sogginess: A single strand of hair stuck to the wall of the shower
    Edit: Sogginess update: Now I feel like the your throat after you consume the special midnight tap water that everyone knows is more refreshing than traditional water
    (Sidenote, thank you for the positive feedback, I'm glad it may have brought a smile to your face. Stay safe and keep a PMA)

  • @sarahsauceum
    @sarahsauceum 4 роки тому +480

    you're not fooling anyone gabe. I know that's sleeptight moon.

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 4 роки тому +80

      No that's goodnight Mark

    • @stretchy0381
      @stretchy0381 4 роки тому +36

      @@ElyOrSomething actually its goodtight mick

    • @wen2367
      @wen2367 4 роки тому +31

      Cameron Hughes mmm actually i think it’s badmorning micheal

    • @HumanoidChia
      @HumanoidChia 4 роки тому +21

      wen i thought she was sunrise gabe

    • @bee520
      @bee520 4 роки тому +9

      no it's sunset michael

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 роки тому +416

    marno doing a photo shoot of me:
    me, laying in my bed: 👁 👄 👁

  • @hgracieeees
    @hgracieeees 3 роки тому +5

    the joy in his eyes as he says 'POPSICLE STICKS' just gives me life