If you would like to, comment a favorite trigger you had this year (whether it was something on my channel or something popular in the asmr community) and I'll pick a few of them for the next video. Happy Holidays 🕺🎄🔥(the presents are on fire)
Conor seems like he initially broke in to this office and got stuck doing the job but actually liked it better than robbing people (idk that's just my imagined backstory lol)
For me it was .. " It's cool that Iceland is Green, and Greenland is full of Furniture." Didn't expect it, was also expecting an old 90s Greenland Reference of it being full of ice... Furniture though that was a new one.
Me, upset that the roleplay immersion was broken because Gabe took a "memory" of playing cello in the fifth grade, when I actually never played cello, but then suddenly realizing that my memory of playing cello has been removed, so I cannot prove to myself that I never played cello
The fact that Gabe, Connor and Oliver all pass the book to their right make me believe that they are just standing in a tight circle with me in the center.
All I want for Christmas is a gabe aggressively scrubbing my heavily splintered and bitten arms with steel wool while a burglar asks about my pineal glands Thanks marno
@@erichkaufmann5284 Are you one of those people who insult others to make themselves feel better? Because I can’t for the life of me understand what other purpose you’re comment served.
Marno: "This looks like a beautiful memory of you playing cello in 5th grade." Me: "But.. I don't remember ever playing cello in the 5th- wait a minute..."
I literally cannot believe that the only good thing this year was the unexpected return and fleshed-out back story of Connor the Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations Burglar of 2019. Stunning.
Perfect timing. My mom recently passed away and it’s my first Christmas without her. I’ve always loved watching these and they always calm me down. Thanks Marno, I appreciate you
My grandmother just passed away as well, and it's my first Christmas without her, too. It really sucks. I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family are able to get through this Christmas, and all the other firsts, without too much difficulty
✨Timestamps✨ 0:00 Intro and ExpressVPN sponsor 💜 1:29 Greeting 👋🏻 1:52 We get warnings ⚠️ 2:21 Conor asks us preliminary questions (often sogginess related)❓ 3:32 We get covered in glue 🧑🏻🎨 3:56 Buffing out teeth marks 🦷 4:20 Medical check of our popsicle sticks 🏥 4:50 Spraying with fire repellant 🔥 5:07 Oliver prunes our posies (snipping) ✂️ 5:42 We ordered a mug! and a slot machine! 🎰 6:28 Telling us how our diffuser works 👃🏻 7:00 Whispering, book tapping, lil mysterious 📚 7:36 Applying electrodes to us ⚡️ 7:50 Placing monitor on us + word reading 🕶 8:05 Calling us out on the negative crap we worry about and the reasons that we’re stressed 🧘🏻♀️ 9:13 Marno takes a phone call 🚗 9:50 More questions and note taking 📝 9:53 Massaging us 💆🏻♀️ 11:15 Applying lotion on us 🧴 12:14 Oliver talks to us about Iceland 🧊 13:39 Eye exam 👁
bro if you buy silicone scar gel and apply around your eyes and massaj every night your vision will gradually get better. i've gone from -5.5 to like -4.5
*I’M TELLIN YOU, THERE’S NO ONE BETTER AT ROLEPLAYS THAN MARNO. HE’S IN THE LEAGUE OF HIS OWN. HE’S THE KING OF ASMR!* *HE REALLY INSPIRES ME TO WORK HARDER WITH MY ASMR VIDEOS.*
Pov: Youre trying to secretly look for a ps5 shaped box, even though your friends/parents said they werent getting it for you... But hopefully they were trying to bamboozle you
this series will probably be my favorite asmr of all time. like it’s actually tingly, funny as heck, the variation is great and keeps me engaged. it’s just so good. keep up this great work Marno
~7:15 this made me feel like all three were sitting in a line in front of me on stools for some reason and that rocked my world 😂I always imagined Marno and Gabes shots took places at different times, even when spliced together, kinda like when a nurse comes in before and after the doctor
to everyone who drank a lil too much today, -get some water to clear your head -find some food (preferably cucumber) and just chomp that down -when you’ve done that you can come back and get all cozy and come vibe :) (ps don’t forget when y’all wake up to rinse out your mouth then go get more water, i hope you feel good :3)
I’ve figured it out. It’s general habilitation and hospitality for kindergarten arts and crafts amalgamations Also we get to watch the plot of Gabe’s developing confidence and ownership
![The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 7]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vINntU65jtY/mqdefault.jpg)
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If you would like to, comment a favorite trigger you had this year (whether it was something on my channel or something popular in the asmr community) and I'll pick a few of them for the next video. Happy Holidays 🕺🎄🔥(the presents are on fire)
The whimsical windscreen was kinda lethal ngl
The tapping of the green plastic leaf got me in both yours and Erin’s. And in this one, oddly enough, Conors massage was quite pleasant 😌
Generally my favourite trigger would be your layers ,tapping and plastic wrap
Can you bring soft spoken ASMRs back? Like the video with Conor last year. Your voice was so calming there.
Man with robber mask giving a massage
Conor seems like he initially broke in to this office and got stuck doing the job but actually liked it better than robbing people (idk that's just my imagined backstory lol)
Yes I agree 100%
Yes! He was my favorite part of this video, legit would love a whole video of him doing a massage or something. Would be awesome lol.
"Maybe I don't wanna be a bad guy anymore"
Meanwhile, Oliver just got lost and now believes he's had a job here for a while, so Gabe hired him
@@clia9872 He has a video called "Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations" from last year with Conor, or at least a Conor-esque character
I feel like Marno is always torn between "oh yeah ASMR relaxing sounds" and "lmao I just called my audience popsicle sticks I love my job"
Marno when filming: "MUST...KEEP...LAUGHTER....BACK"
Marno while in an obviously giddy mood due to him enjoying himself so much: "Just try to relaaaaa- *wheeze* "
Best line in ASMR.
“Toast?”
Okay but what about PoPsIcLe StIcKs????
i would argue "massag" was a good one too
For me it was ..
" It's cool that Iceland is Green, and Greenland is full of Furniture."
Didn't expect it, was also expecting an old 90s Greenland Reference of it being full of ice... Furniture though that was a new one.
"It's out of commition"..."ok, it *was* out of commition"
@@katiearbuckle9017 what's the joke?
Me, upset that the roleplay immersion was broken because Gabe took a "memory" of playing cello in the fifth grade, when I actually never played cello, but then suddenly realizing that my memory of playing cello has been removed, so I cannot prove to myself that I never played cello
bro i thought he said jello instead of cello and i was just going to roll with it
@@wizardofoz2155 tbh, I don't remember playing jello in the 6th grade either, so
Oh nah I definitely played the jello
@@wizardofoz2155 i would not be surprised if thats what actually was happening fr, like screw it, yeah i played jello in fifth grade. sure :]
I played jello in 5th grade....it was kind of annoying bc every time I would try to use it it would be eaten by everyone else
"I watch asmr for the plot"
@World Traveller no
Yes!?!
@World Traveller i dont care tho in fact no one does
@@layssourcreamandonionchips5442 whatd they say lol
@@nexSix66 i forgot its been 6 months
The fact that Gabe, Connor and Oliver all pass the book to their right make me believe that they are just standing in a tight circle with me in the center.
😂😂love this
Illuminati confirmed???!!!!
All I want for Christmas is a gabe aggressively scrubbing my heavily splintered and bitten arms with steel wool while a burglar asks about my pineal glands
Thanks marno
We can all agree that’s what we want
You’re one of those people that think their funny, but in reality you’re just annoying to everyone who isn’t a middle depressed dad
@@erichkaufmann5284 Are you one of those people who insult others to make themselves feel better?
Because I can’t for the life of me understand what other purpose you’re comment served.
@@erichkaufmann5284 lmao literally why say this
Wrong comment buddy
Marno: "This looks like a beautiful memory of you playing cello in 5th grade."
Me: "But.. I don't remember ever playing cello in the 5th- wait a minute..."
LMAO
I'm just happy I got my spaghetti back
I don’t get it
@@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207
r/woooosh
@@henotron1747 just fuckin explain
I literally cannot believe that the only good thing this year was the unexpected return and fleshed-out back story of Connor the Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations Burglar of 2019. Stunning.
Don't forget Oliver, the homie that cheered us up on Valentine's Day
Its odd that gabe is the most responsible one here
And us popsicle sticks
@@kosmicklouds but honestly how many hot dogs HAVE you eaten? You know you don’t have to be hungry to eat a hotdog, right?
You dont understand how much my heart just fuckin melted when connor said "massach :D"
something about being called popsicle stick is oddly comforting
It’s like I finally have a purpose 😳
it’s so affectionate. the second he says “popsicle sticks!” i know i’m going to be taken care of. thank you gabe
I know I love that it's our new nick name now
ikr i get all giggly n happy
Popsicles were invented by a kid in 1947
so glad to see other people equally as pleased as me by how connor said “massach”. 10/10
100th like!!
“Popsicle Sticks!” IVE MISSED YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
@World Traveller I've seen that channel being linked everywhere to the point its agitating to see it
@memer dude my ip is listed on at least 50 websites, I just change it
@memer I don't know if that's what they actually want...
@@jonathonredacted3396 reported
@@vervidseeker_ what?
“The music box is out of commission.”... “Okay it WAS out of commission”
i would like a full video of “massaj”from Conor
9:55 MASSAJ
Yeah
Well you got your “massaj” just not from Conor sadly enough
Same
Sameeee
I've been repeating that part of the video a lot
I love how Oliver is just constantly like : _D_
I missed gabe, but he’s here to save the day.
Gabe Saves Christmas the feature film
“Can you read this word for me, excellent”
Genius
I now need more of Conor and Oliver. Really hope they’ll be recurring characters. Amazing job as always!
Just to make sure you know, Conor’s first appearance would be from a year ago in a video titled ASMR personal attention and positive affirmations!
and i think oliver’s first appearance was in the video almost a year ago titled ASMR Your Homie Comforts You on Valentine’s Day
I feel sorry for people who haven’t seen the others. Imagine this being your first time hearing popsicle sticks
My first time hearing popsicle sticks
@@Dawnlotus sad
I, remember the good ol days, my arms just like popsicle sticks, and now, they've become popsicle sticks
@@RockyTop58 what’s it supposed to mean tho
@@RetroRunner2099 it’s our nickname. Don’t remember which video exactly but he said our arms look like popsicle sticks so that’s our nickname
“ur eyes look fuckin great”
Wait did it say this somewhere? I wanna find it if I missed it
Hunter Hall 13:51 I think
Asmr comedy is a genre that is truly under represented. Nothing beats the comfy casual vibes!
Perfect timing. My mom recently passed away and it’s my first Christmas without her. I’ve always loved watching these and they always calm me down. Thanks Marno, I appreciate you
sorry for your loss
I'll sorry for you, best of luck! Sending love and good vibes!
sorry for your loss
My grandmother just passed away as well, and it's my first Christmas without her, too. It really sucks. I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family are able to get through this Christmas, and all the other firsts, without too much difficulty
Girl I feel this. My grandmother passed away Tuesday
✨Timestamps✨
0:00 Intro and ExpressVPN sponsor 💜
1:29 Greeting 👋🏻
1:52 We get warnings ⚠️
2:21 Conor asks us preliminary questions (often sogginess related)❓
3:32 We get covered in glue 🧑🏻🎨
3:56 Buffing out teeth marks 🦷
4:20 Medical check of our popsicle sticks 🏥
4:50 Spraying with fire repellant 🔥
5:07 Oliver prunes our posies (snipping) ✂️
5:42 We ordered a mug! and a slot machine! 🎰 6:28 Telling us how our diffuser works 👃🏻
7:00 Whispering, book tapping, lil mysterious 📚
7:36 Applying electrodes to us ⚡️
7:50 Placing monitor on us + word reading 🕶
8:05 Calling us out on the negative crap we worry about and the reasons that we’re stressed 🧘🏻♀️
9:13 Marno takes a phone call 🚗
9:50 More questions and note taking 📝
9:53 Massaging us 💆🏻♀️
11:15 Applying lotion on us 🧴
12:14 Oliver talks to us about Iceland 🧊
13:39 Eye exam 👁
thank you very much and even though the cream has passed I wish you a wonderful Merry Christmas ❤️
11:42 Conor asks if he can uses his nuckles
Nice
Hey you spelt “massach” wrong
@@brandovirone9954 yep
The way Marno and Raffy’s Christmas gift tops all others I’ve received.
Goddamn.
Don't forget jojo's and fred's
This is 100% accurate.
This took me 10 attempts to read correctly like bruh, you said "tops" and I thought you meant tops as in shirts and I was so confused😭😭😭
Over time, “popsicle sticks” doesn’t even become a simile or metaphor. He’s literally describing us as having actual popsicle sticks for arms here.
Nobody: ...
Connor: 🔪 *IF I WERE A BANDAID?*
1:27 popsicle sticks
2:06 hhh-
2:47 tOast?
3:47 relahhKS
4:17 bu-
5:55 doves dude
6:25 *was* out of commission
6:32 diffuser user
7:01 *whispers gossip*
7:48 👁👅👁
8:02 you’re ^stressed^ out
8:10 *exposes me*
9:08 spaghetti
9:55 massatch
10:41 tight neCK
10:59 ✨discomfort✨
11:44 *one knuckle
14:02 ^stranger^ hhh-
this comment is a public service
@@samwilson1473 fax
All the highlights, ty
This is amazing XD
Thank you
Just Oliver’s introduction where he just looks and smiles😂😂
"Your eyes look fuckin' great."
Me with my -6 prescription: "You sure man?"
Oliver only speaks the truth
I mean he did say look not are I geuss
Well those of us who can actually see think your eyes look fuckin great!
@@gluttonousdelta_a Thank 🥺💖
bro if you buy silicone scar gel and apply around your eyes and massaj every night your vision will gradually get better. i've gone from -5.5 to like -4.5
*I’M TELLIN YOU, THERE’S NO ONE BETTER AT ROLEPLAYS THAN MARNO. HE’S IN THE LEAGUE OF HIS OWN. HE’S THE KING OF ASMR!*
*HE REALLY INSPIRES ME TO WORK HARDER WITH MY ASMR VIDEOS.*
Although I like Marno's RPs, I personally prefer Ephemeral Rift ASMR. He's great for all sorts of stuff! Jack of all trades.
@@TrueRandomPlayer I want a colab between them soooo bad🙄😭😭😁
Shhhhh this is an ASMR video, stop yelling
@@karmasabitch69 as great as they both are, they have VERY different styles of videos. I think if they did a video together it would feel super weird
Ohh dang, yes! I would love to see a collab between them someday. I think their styles would complement each other really well.
"This is spaghetti, I'm assuming you want that back."
oliver is the most wholesome character ever
Very true
I love how this guy actually cracks himself up with some of his remarks
I'm torn between being relaxed and laughing my ass off
Sameeee
when he said "Try to relaaaaXXXX" bruh my ears just went extinct
He definitely broke character and started laughing right there, hence the sudden cut.
d e a d
Saw the bandit and all I can remember is
"You're like a camel"
"You peanut m&m you"
*v e r y r e s i l i e n t*
"You're like a rock... you're *MY* rock. :]"
Conor is the type of guy who would break in in a house and becomes your therapist
I need more of this series. Never before have I had tingles while also laughing my ass off.
Oof, thanks for the most likes I've ever had. ;)
My thoughts exactly
Agree 💯
I- why the woof?
@@Angiesunshine13 Oops. Meant to type oof but I guess it autocorrected to woof. Didn't notice. Thanks for pointing that out.
@@strider__188 ok you changed it, that was weird XD
I missed Connor.
The "don't know what kind of roleplay" videos are the best videos you have.
"According to your electrical activity, you're stressed out"
I'm dying at 5:30 am 😂😂😂😂
It is 5:35 for me rn
Conor:“ if I were a bandaid were would I be...?”
Oliver: “... *sigh* “
Where are his pupils in the very beginning? Also BEST CHRISTMAS EVERRRR
👍
I didnt wanna actually like because it's at 69 ;)
@@thatweirdstargirl2202 not at 69 anymore, you can like it now. Kinda sad someone ruined it though
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
@@matthewmatthew8263 they just wanted to see it reach 420, don’t worry
Pov: Youre trying to secretly look for a ps5 shaped box, even though your friends/parents said they werent getting it for you... But hopefully they were trying to bamboozle you
Conor's "masaje" is phenomenal. Oddly calming. Love to see him again in the future. Thanks, Marno.
On a scale of 1-10 how soggy do you feel today
Me: *expects it to be said* cheeto in puddle
Marno: tOaSt?
No that was Conor
@@lilacsstay6518 sorry, my mistake
... Of course when he called my arms popsicle sticks he meant it literally... Foolish of me to ever think otherwise honestly
"DoNt bE sucHA StRanGEr"
😂 I don't understand why this made me laugh so hard
When the new characters were introduced I was like “oh! New faces in the...ummm....place.?...”
I think we have already seen all of the characters, especially conor
@@anothrnoml probably I was just trying to figure out what it meant in the “Marno Cinnematic Universe.” You know, the MCU.
10:49 “I’m playin tug-o-wars wit ya neck”
please don’t win 😃
Now every time I walk I’ll be insecure, thanks a lot Gabe
"I can give you a messatch" " okay it WAS out of commission" Connor is so witty, and Oliver is such a joy.
does anyone else get the vibe that Gabe would be like ridiculously tall
at least 7'4
Lolll ur so right but then I thought it was prolly cause I was connecting him with Gabe from The Office.
I mean my names gabe and I’m 6’4”
Definitely a minimum of 8’6
@Emily Klos I was thinking more like 10 feet
"This is guilt that you have for unnecessary crap you think about right before bed"
...I did not come here to get attacked like this lmao
THE MAD MAN BROUGHT BACK MY FAVORITE CHARACTER, CONNOR! PLEASE DONT LEAVE HIM FOR A YEAR AGAIN CHRIS 😢
Can’t tell if Connor is from Russia or New Yersey
judging by “massaj”, definitely not Russia
yes.
New rursey
Maybe a russian from new yersey
New Yersia
“LET’S TAKE CARE OF THESE POSIES ONCE AND FOR ALL.”
I'm crying of laughter I didn't heard posies at. all. AJHAHAHAHA
6:19
"It doesn't work"
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
DID THIS MAN JUST PLAN THIS FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE yes, I agree.
I'm not liking this comment because it's at 69 so ill make my own reply and like it
@@xxnicholas_farkasxx4373 its not 69 anymore
9:53 - 12:09
Conor will always be my favorite character in the Marno Cinematic Universe
You know it's gonna be a merry christmas when Marno uploads
I feel like Oliver is the dude who Erin’s said she imagined Marno as before they knew each other.
I thought the same thing as soon as he opened his mouth!
Happy Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄
this series will probably be my favorite asmr of all time. like it’s actually tingly, funny as heck, the variation is great and keeps me engaged. it’s just so good. keep up this great work Marno
i can just imagine people in the future are gonna say this is such a random video so they check the date???
Omg 😳
"A camouflaged suitcase..."
There's probably my camouflaged dad there too ngl
~7:15 this made me feel like all three were sitting in a line in front of me on stools for some reason and that rocked my world 😂I always imagined Marno and Gabes shots took places at different times, even when spliced together, kinda like when a nurse comes in before and after the doctor
The massage section of this is incredibly soothing, a whole massage video would be so good!
The music box is out of commission
The music box: * twinkle twinkle ding ding *
The music box was out of commission
I feel that this is way more entertaining than sleep worthy, I couldn’t decide if I wanted to fall asleep or keep watching. 😂😅
Perfect for getting to sleep Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas to everyone hope your day is amazing
No matter how many times I watch this series, these always make me laugh so much. You're a genius
Gabe's BACK, MY FAVORITE MADE UP CHARACTER IS BACK AND HE'S BROUGHT OTHER PEOPLE! *Best Christmas e v e r*
These roleplays are turning into one big roleplay in of itself and I think everyone would love this as a consistent series. Ik I would❤
The one thing I would never imagine is me watching asmr on Christmas
Conor and Oliver are my absolute favourite ASMR characters and I hope we get to see more with them because I'm laughing while also being relaxed lol
merry christmas king
Congratulations on being first man
This is forever my favorite series from you and always is, the chaotic energy is great
5:07 *Owen Wilson has entered the chat*
The way Oliver's intro cuts out makes me choke with laughter for some reason
“This is spaghetti “ 😭🤣had me dead
The bandaid line straight up cracked me up, now im not sleepy anymore. Worth it.
Hey it's the mug from Erin's latest Valley girl video
This is my fav asmr rp video for sure. Gabe and conner are too good of characters and I love the feeling of being a toast feeling popsicle stick.
he way that oliver seems like a punk rock stoner from seattle in the 90’s
You have my attention
An absolute himbo
This made me laugh out loud several times and then promptly fall asleep. No one can do it better than you Marno!
“How stealthily can you walk into a store and take money” 😂 I love marno’s asmr
Edit: thx for the 40 likes guys 😊
Awesome!!! I could watch an entire video with Oliver. His accent and mannerisms are super relaxing.
When your about to go to bed and the video goes up
That exactly what happened to me lol
I think the thing I love most about these ASMR videos is that he legitimately seems like he’s having lots of fun when making these :).
never thought i'd laugh while watching asmr while still being relaxed but here we are--
Connor’s dry massaje is *chef’s kiss” 🥰
YES THE CHRISTMAS GIFT I NEEDED
Damn haven’t uploaded in 2 years?
Nope:( But imma be back in 2021! Life kind of gotten away and I wasn’t able to record as much as I wanted to...
When he said Greeting Cards I got REALLY confused cuz I thought he said “Cretan Gods”
to everyone who drank a lil too much today,
-get some water to clear your head
-find some food (preferably cucumber) and just chomp that down
-when you’ve done that you can come back and get all cozy and come vibe :)
(ps don’t forget when y’all wake up to rinse out your mouth then go get more water, i hope you feel good :3)
1:47
"Their very professional"
*switchblade*
Me: ah yes, this is fine.
Lol it’s amazing to see marno’s and moon’s different characters and how they react to that red mug
Bro these are actually my favorite thing to watch right now. You should make more!
I’ve figured it out. It’s general habilitation and hospitality for kindergarten arts and crafts amalgamations
Also we get to watch the plot of Gabe’s developing confidence and ownership
The great thing is, the characters really feel like different characters and not one person acting, I love it!