On the one hand, Merry Christmas. On the other hand, in that first game, Harstem saying "My opponent seriously misread this game" while feeding 8 cyclones and 8 scvs to enemy speedlings without even so much as an attempt at micro is peak content.
He seems to somewhat underestimate just how much better cracklings are than standard zerglings. It's something I've seen him do both while using them and being attacked by them in other games. Adrenal Glands and Metabolic Boost make a huge difference. It's almost like the difference between vanilla marines and ones upgraded with stim and combat shield.
Harstem, thank you so much. I was feeling lost, like a tissue in a storm, when your clear voice rang through: "Ho Ho Ho Ho Friends" and I knew everything would be okay.
Its crazy how he most likely forgot to buy the Santa hat he haf written down on his little plan, but he spins it around so that without it the episode has more christmas spirit
Very spicy cheese I have gifted to others this Christmas Capitan - TvP Delay the natural and get a BC with four cyclones out (it works timings wise) Reaper scouts as normal, cyclones poke in to take out any big anti air and then BC jumps in for high ground vision Hits like a truck 😎
Pretty sure this was the build order as far as I could tell. Proxy marauder 3 rax 14 Depot 16 Barracks - 3 Marines 16 Gas 17 Proxied Barracks 20 Depot 21 Tech lab on proxied rax concussive when finished - stim after Marauder production on proxied rax 26 Reactor on 1st Barracks Send marines across the map push with 3 marines 2 marauders - rally in marauders for backup 29 Natural CC 30 3rd Barracks - Reactored
Remember that time you made fun of your coach Reynor and said he got rekt in Atlanta and THEN you got rekt with the build that he got rekt by? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Also, love your content. It's been a bastion of entertainment for years. Keep it up
It's WTA for women, Women's Tennis Association, and ATP for men - Association of Tennis Professionals. And yes, Bjorn Borg is Swedish and decided to tech up to underwear production
That last game hits like an IODIS. Do huge damage to opponent with early proxy, transition into high tech late game army full of ghosts, blast archons with EMP, bio ball still eats shit to colossus, even though I built vikings to counter. Toss imba, blizz plz nerf.
If you go across the map with pure cyclones and see the zerg with mass ling NEVER make more cyclones always make cars. cyclones suck terribly against lings, but are great against roaches
@harstem Idea for new years: Reformed cheeser. Fake a cheese build, then play a proper game. Also (only because you seem to care about proper language), the root word of revelation is reveal, not revelate. I don't think that's a word.
On the one hand, Merry Christmas.
On the other hand, in that first game, Harstem saying "My opponent seriously misread this game" while feeding 8 cyclones and 8 scvs to enemy speedlings without even so much as an attempt at micro is peak content.
The statement is still correct.
certified Harstem moment
He seems to somewhat underestimate just how much better cracklings are than standard zerglings. It's something I've seen him do both while using them and being attacked by them in other games. Adrenal Glands and Metabolic Boost make a huge difference. It's almost like the difference between vanilla marines and ones upgraded with stim and combat shield.
“Lets get down to business, and defeat the nuns”
-Harstem attempting to sing Disney music 😂😂
“Look at my horse” was a core memory getting unlocked for me. I appreciate it.
Harstem, thank you so much. I was feeling lost, like a tissue in a storm, when your clear voice rang through: "Ho Ho Ho Ho Friends" and I knew everything would be okay.
Because Santa Claus famously says "Ho Ho Ho Ho" when delivering gifts.
The line is “defeat the Huns” not “nuns”, lol
After that intro I think it’s fair to say, Harstem is “The Ghost of Christmas StarCraft” for all those Christmas scrooges playing the game 😂
Scrooge mcduck?
What are you commenting about "sb"?@@5L4P5T1CK
@@5L4P5T1CK wth are you talking about
@@5L4P5T1CK it’s a joke… not sure anyone took this serious except you man. Find some joy these holidays please and stop projecting.
@@5L4P5T1CK go for a walk outside, breathe in the cold, crisp air, profit.
Its crazy how he most likely forgot to buy the Santa hat he haf written down on his little plan, but he spins it around so that without it the episode has more christmas spirit
What tech could he POSSIBLY have?? DTs running into his main: 🏃♂️
Very spicy cheese I have gifted to others this Christmas Capitan -
TvP
Delay the natural and get a BC with four cyclones out (it works timings wise)
Reaper scouts as normal, cyclones poke in to take out any big anti air and then BC jumps in for high ground vision
Hits like a truck 😎
Happy Holidays Captain, may the end of your year bring joy and prosper like you have brought me with all this glorious cheese throughout the year.
"Even attempting to pretend that I'm not bad at the game is an insult to my viewers" - this line got me good.
Harstem, for all his uniqueness, literally has verbal diarrhoea
Ooh, YT recommends a cheese I've missed. Very nice.
Those nuns never saw it coming
Pretty sure this was the build order as far as I could tell.
Proxy marauder 3 rax
14 Depot
16 Barracks - 3 Marines
16 Gas
17 Proxied Barracks
20 Depot
21 Tech lab on proxied rax concussive when finished - stim after
Marauder production on proxied rax
26 Reactor on 1st Barracks
Send marines across the map push with 3 marines 2 marauders - rally in marauders for backup
29 Natural CC
30 3rd Barracks - Reactored
good looking shirt cap!
"This isn't a Christmas Macro Special." -Harstem
cheesing on the ladder and making people upset is the only reason I play starcraft 2.
Give a man a cheese and he'll eat for a day teach a man to cheese and he'll cannon rush for a lifetime
I used to play mmorpgs on christmas, it was better than my family
21:00 Is this the second time Harstem said "defeat the nuns?"
26:20 definitely nuns
lol like for singing look at my horse, my horse is amazing 🥲😂🤣💪 merry Christmas 🎄
You sure defeated those nuns, huh
Remember that time you made fun of your coach Reynor and said he got rekt in Atlanta and THEN you got rekt with the build that he got rekt by? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Also, love your content. It's been a bastion of entertainment for years. Keep it up
Harstem got Protossed! Merry Christmas
13:55 I feel like Morty being berated by Rick D:
lol a harstem level tennis player was a little bit too funny
14:30 your day is completely Harstemed!
ATP Tour is tennis, WPT is the World Poker Tour. ;)
C'mon, we wanted to see a Cheesiest Santa Alive! Would've been great to see him do it with a beard and a hat. No Cap. But with Cap.
IvonnaAnders played insane! What a great game
Merry Christmas Harstem
Harstem is not at all a hypocrite re: spending this time with family. unless he has none, in which case my condolences.
35:44 35:49 he's becoming a terran folks 😳
It's WTA for women, Women's Tennis Association, and ATP for men - Association of Tennis Professionals. And yes, Bjorn Borg is Swedish and decided to tech up to underwear production
Merry Christmas captain!
7:30 Ever wonder why Swiss cheese has holes in it? Stay tuned!!
Mana wore the santa hat well
Bruh, at 17:05 was that a rapid fire move command queue? I've never seen that before
Merry Christmas!
Your cheese spread is always the tastiest Christmas Treat
That last game hits like an IODIS. Do huge damage to opponent with early proxy, transition into high tech late game army full of ghosts, blast archons with EMP, bio ball still eats shit to colossus, even though I built vikings to counter. Toss imba, blizz plz nerf.
Merry Christmas Harstem.
harstem, gifting mmr for christmas, what a chad...
Missed the opportunity to say “this Christmas cheese sleighs!”…. (Too cheesy?)
(yes.)
Feliz navidad gran capitán. Espero que la pases bien
Absolutely love this
30:45 Xmas highlight to one medivac heal
20:25 Saving Private Ryan
Merry Christmas
There still is one match and one gg missing in your counter.
Merry Xmas!!
Oh Hanfy is still playing sc2 :) cool GGs.
Harstem u forgot to upgrade the gg counter after second game. Merry Xmas🎉
Haha, someone works extra, getting married soon?
nice shirt cutie
"attempting to pretend would be an insult to my viewers"
If you go across the map with pure cyclones and see the zerg with mass ling NEVER make more cyclones always make cars. cyclones suck terribly against lings, but are great against roaches
merry xmas
Merry Christmas people!! especially to those whose mmr is taken away
First game - straight to IODIS!!! Lings OP! Answer: Just because Byun can do it, doesn't mean that you can do it! No IMBA, you SUCK!
Oh I'd love to have this match as an iodis. Especially with the "oh he build drones? He so misread this game!" xD
@harstem
Idea for new years:
Reformed cheeser. Fake a cheese build, then play a proper game.
Also (only because you seem to care about proper language), the root word of revelation is reveal, not revelate. I don't think that's a word.
Harstem first of his name
IvonnaAnders nice game
Promises fast games to send opponents back to family. Loses a 25 minute macro game. True scrooge
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
👍
Bless you
id love a christmas feast
kerstfeest is what I'm calling christmas from now on
Last game is certified Terran copium.
ALive
game audio way too loud
he loves me🥰🥰
Please play toss
Oof too many loses for Christmas stop giving them away
I'ma need you to stop giving these terrans any ideas.
titles slowing becoming more click baity
Merry Christmas Harstem