Salty RAGER Gets Punished by Blizzard And Harstem | Cheesiest Man Alive

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  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil 10 місяців тому +333

    Harstem is clearly not subhuman, not with those superhuman supply blocks.

    • @psychaoticproductions3994
      @psychaoticproductions3994 10 місяців тому +17

      He's just gaslighting opponents that he can't count, right before Intel Extreme Masters.
      Huge play

    • @roberts.wilson1848
      @roberts.wilson1848 10 місяців тому

      @@psychaoticproductions3994 that's an iq200 sub human strat
      LOL

    • @plantex625
      @plantex625 10 місяців тому +13

      Is he smarter than the average human? No. But compared to the average Protoss hes a genius

    • @johnsontommyg
      @johnsontommyg 10 місяців тому

      Metahuman

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 місяців тому

      ​@@plantex625wtf man lol

  • @lodthefraud4993
    @lodthefraud4993 10 місяців тому +34

    Props to Shameless, not only for taking those losses like a champ, but also playing some incredibly engaging SC2. Those last two games had me on the edge of my seat

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy 10 місяців тому +83

    "I think 'subhuman go die' doesn't quite qualify as a gg" 😂 humor dry as a fine aged cheese hahah

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada 10 місяців тому +39

    Harstem: Dumps the plan completely and saves himself with insane micro, "I think my plan is going very well!"

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 10 місяців тому +128

    Harstem’s humor never fails to miss
    Edit: Lmfao, I meant hit, but I suppose I will leave this typo in here because this is too funny

    • @Tuxalonso
      @Tuxalonso 10 місяців тому +14

      so it always misses? am I missing something?

    • @kokokoku4281
      @kokokoku4281 10 місяців тому +1

      Bruh

    • @lelouchvibritannia7809
      @lelouchvibritannia7809 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Tuxalonso i meant hit! Yikes!
      It looks like 10 people misread that just like I mistyped it XD

    • @thomasgrams9715
      @thomasgrams9715 10 місяців тому +3

      I think this has good meme potential

    • @chrisR-B
      @chrisR-B 10 місяців тому +1

      Clearly not a typo. But a backhanded “joke”. Hit correcting to miss is such an astronomical chance it’s not even funny

  • @jd_ska
    @jd_ska 10 місяців тому +91

    Blizzard doesn't punish, they have less than 1 guy working StarCraft 2 community support.

    • @NeonTheGreat
      @NeonTheGreat 10 місяців тому +50

      Less than 1 guy, so does it makes him subhuman xD ?

    • @mariuszdziem8203
      @mariuszdziem8203 10 місяців тому +8

      This guy patches Starcraft, so probably 0.5 human to give bans to all players while idling in Blizzard programming spaces, cubicles ;)

    • @Fimbu1vetr
      @Fimbu1vetr 10 місяців тому

      But Harstem can get people banned cuz he has a connection at Blizz. So barcode person is prolly going byebye

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 10 місяців тому +1

      if you have bots to report someone, you can get the automated system to ban him. (well mute him) uh... so I've been told

    • @owenthailand
      @owenthailand 10 місяців тому +2

      One guy that works on both SC2 and WC3, while occasionally update brood war maps.

  • @pamsp
    @pamsp 10 місяців тому +32

    I love that he is that angry after Harstem uses THE SAME BUILD HE USED BEFORE, but executes better...

  • @markluijten4291
    @markluijten4291 10 місяців тому +53

    i think it would be called 'superhuman', considering speeds are called subsonic and supersonic for example.

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords 10 місяців тому

      In marvel comics they call mutants superior humans...

    • @abudgie6909
      @abudgie6909 10 місяців тому +2

      Übermensch

    • @theashenfox
      @theashenfox 10 місяців тому

      less than one person? A subhuman then? lol

    • @Wwillswords
      @Wwillswords 10 місяців тому

      @@theashenfox or a dwarf....

  • @zimti7390
    @zimti7390 10 місяців тому +18

    If Harstem joins the Marines would that make him a Submarine? 🤔

  • @BentusiProgenitors
    @BentusiProgenitors 10 місяців тому +10

    He saw what purification nova was about to do to him and wasn't having it.

  • @RubyOlivia90
    @RubyOlivia90 5 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely lost it when you started singing "fly it in fly it out that's what starcraft is all about"

  • @RyanFarnes
    @RyanFarnes 10 місяців тому +18

    Harstem is so infectiously positive.

    • @JohnKuhn-j6k
      @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 місяців тому +1

      Until you mention oats lol

  • @DanielDem87
    @DanielDem87 10 місяців тому +3

    You'd think this is scripted but Harstem is actually just a genius when it comes to comedy, I love this guy lol.

  • @Alexiuso
    @Alexiuso 10 місяців тому +2

    Subhuman could be a referance for him being below most humans. The Netherland is not famous for it's mountains.

  • @minityper
    @minityper 10 місяців тому +2

    Lying in the sun at the pool at the parador in Malaga watching the ocean and listening to Harstem like a pro subhuman 😎, life is great.

  • @dustyodyssey
    @dustyodyssey 10 місяців тому +3

    Man that last game was organized chaos, perfect for the 200th gg

  • @Atlan
    @Atlan 5 місяців тому

    I don't play sc2 but I love the commentary and tone of your videos (good editing too) im just glad I'm not trying to be an sc2 content creator because even if I somehow miraculously became a top tier player, I would not in a million years be this funny and entertaining to watch, thanks for doing this!

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran 10 місяців тому +4

    congratulations on the 200ggs Captain. The harvester of sorrow continues his work. Also, I wish to cultivate a stable mindset which can absorb the kind of attempts at inflicted emotional damage that Harstem manages. The man has a +10 modifier to will saves.

  • @michailvartholomaios9587
    @michailvartholomaios9587 10 місяців тому +2

    The "subhuman harstem" song felt suprisingly good :P

  • @lolomat6854
    @lolomat6854 10 місяців тому +2

    The opposite of course is Nietzsche's Übermensch. If I interpret his texts correctly the cheesiest man alive would qualify.

  • @Hurtone
    @Hurtone 10 місяців тому +1

    Harstem getting dangerously close to discussing Ubermensch

  • @TheCostume
    @TheCostume 5 місяців тому

    >Attempt to insult the Captain.
    >Proceeds to riff it for the rest of the day.

  • @hipser
    @hipser 10 місяців тому

    doesn't QUITE qualify. I love your tone. never stop.

  • @christophergaus5886
    @christophergaus5886 10 місяців тому

    cheers to 200 and thanks for a great year, you prohuman.

  • @NeonTheGreat
    @NeonTheGreat 10 місяців тому +12

    So if your opponent lost to a subhuman, what does it make him xd ?

    • @Alex-xk9yd
      @Alex-xk9yd 10 місяців тому +2

      Subsubhuman

    • @rexekim3397
      @rexekim3397 10 місяців тому +1

      Hyper-super-subhuman

  • @almondbungames584
    @almondbungames584 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm sure he meant: Submarine, go dive.

  • @ArcadiaCv
    @ArcadiaCv 10 місяців тому +1

    Anyone that lives in a penthouse is above regular humans. Living below the first floor makes you a subhuman, i.e. in mom's basement.

  • @daryladhityahenry
    @daryladhityahenry 10 місяців тому

    IDEA: Fake Canon Rush! The attempt to canon rushing will always fail, but the main goal is making the enemy lost so much time handling the fake canon rush while you still macro ing. So you relentlessly try to make canon, then cancel it. Till one point when they lost so badly on income and just destroy them.
    IDEA2: Massive Sentry DROP! The goal is to stop mining using force field. Close the path of mining, and they will having a hard time earn money :D:D:D.
    Hope you read it and can make it come true, I don't know if it can work or not, but if anyone can do it, it's you captain :D:D.

  • @АдилетСатаев-ч4л
    @АдилетСатаев-ч4л 10 місяців тому +56

    Levels above human:
    - data scientist
    - doctor
    - Serral

    • @adrianong360
      @adrianong360 10 місяців тому +2

      Beyond human

    • @boorockt
      @boorockt 10 місяців тому

      Hello there fellow data scientist. Let's celebrate our superiority of macro here. 😎

  • @jacekmichalewski4059
    @jacekmichalewski4059 10 місяців тому +1

    On the contrary u probably fiil the description of Nietzsches Ubermensch (overman?) quite misunderstood by one of his big fans with funny mustache!

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 10 місяців тому

    “go die!” is straight from typical Anime’s phrases 😂

  • @Gammawatt
    @Gammawatt 10 місяців тому

    Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤

  • @Saberwulfy
    @Saberwulfy 10 місяців тому +1

    You know it's a rat mentality when it start verbal struggling over a cheese.

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify 10 місяців тому

    the being greater than a human would be a greaterhuman and when you put a subhuman and a greaterhuman together you get one human.

  • @Therunner77452
    @Therunner77452 10 місяців тому

    The level above can be none other than nietzsche’s ubermensch (loosely translated to overhuman)

  • @CheekyPandaGaming
    @CheekyPandaGaming 10 місяців тому +2

    lol this guy is a natural born troll. Don't ever change harstem :)

  • @michalmichalski4152
    @michalmichalski4152 10 місяців тому

    Opposite of "subhuman" is the over-human, overman, Übermensch.

  • @douglasedwards4474
    @douglasedwards4474 10 місяців тому

    Dogs, that is the level above human.

  • @Ramón_b23
    @Ramón_b23 10 місяців тому

    Captain, if I may: great singing, once again.
    On another note: maybe adding hallucinated warp prism into those cheeses? Would be great

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada 10 місяців тому

    I'm pretty sure the other direction from subhuman would be superhuman.

  • @rum028
    @rum028 10 місяців тому +2

    That's easy - the level above Human is Superhuman. You might know one named Superman :)

    • @tree_eats
      @tree_eats 10 місяців тому

      Subman just doesn't have the same feeling.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 10 місяців тому +2

      übermensch

  • @twofish777
    @twofish777 10 місяців тому +7

    Congrats on 200ggs from one subhuman to another.

  • @celzolsen8988
    @celzolsen8988 10 місяців тому +5

    The level above human: Übermensch

  • @miza6
    @miza6 10 місяців тому

    Ocean born hotel and casino. Harstem Speaking

  • @XanderCrews4Prez
    @XanderCrews4Prez 10 місяців тому

    mmmm. I love the idea of Harstem meting out justice on the ladder

  • @Astaesteceeacesp
    @Astaesteceeacesp 10 місяців тому

    Opposite of 'sub' prefix is 'super', ie superhuman. Also, could be used on youtube for Superscribe! Or in sub culture, calling out to your super lol

  • @dragon3010lol
    @dragon3010lol 10 місяців тому

    the creature above a human is a demigod.

  • @alltat
    @alltat 10 місяців тому

    I believe "above human head" is called a hat.

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores 10 місяців тому

    Above is “super”, so superhuman.

  • @CaramelCapptn
    @CaramelCapptn 10 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the vid Harstem!

  • @TwinSimian
    @TwinSimian 6 місяців тому

    "As an atheist" Thank you for being a stellar example of a decent human being 😊

  • @gamingnarrativesandstories1700
    @gamingnarrativesandstories1700 10 місяців тому

    the opposite of sub is super, so the opposite of a sub human is Harstem, aka Superman

  • @tree_eats
    @tree_eats 10 місяців тому +6

    6 minutes in and I can't stop laughing.

  • @andrebrodbeck3883
    @andrebrodbeck3883 10 місяців тому

    There are still 2 gg's missing on the counter, from the last episode.

  • @KumarBendrake
    @KumarBendrake 10 місяців тому

    We don't talk about the Übermensch.

  • @discursion
    @discursion 10 місяців тому +2

    Calling someone subhuman when losing is like declaring yourself subsubhuman.

  • @sirgamermore8518
    @sirgamermore8518 10 місяців тому +2

    Harstem, I think it’s time to add a BM counter to you gg no gg counter

  • @jingxuanwang8674
    @jingxuanwang8674 10 місяців тому +3

    Harstem: Says he's atheist.
    Also Harstem, half a second later: uses Bible phrase.

  • @jermstergaming8780
    @jermstergaming8780 10 місяців тому

    Simple thought process.
    Same opponent
    Same map
    Same strategy
    Same location
    Should=Same Outcome!

  • @FinetalPies
    @FinetalPies 10 місяців тому

    "poof goes the freaking dynamite"

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 10 місяців тому +2

    Imagine getting defeated by an X-man.

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter 10 місяців тому

    6:25 Bobby Kotick just got fired...maybe this barcode has more pull than you think Hamstern

  • @isaacfrank6029
    @isaacfrank6029 10 місяців тому

    The opposite of the prefix "Sub" is the prefix "Super"

  • @JohnKuhn-j6k
    @JohnKuhn-j6k 10 місяців тому

    My favorite starcraft player. Harstem is the goat imo

  • @Tsnafu
    @Tsnafu 10 місяців тому

    Sub is below, super is above, so it'd be superhuman

  • @recklessluck87
    @recklessluck87 10 місяців тому

    Human paragon would be above human.

  • @epakai
    @epakai 10 місяців тому

    The next level is demigod.

  • @davidmuller1554
    @davidmuller1554 10 місяців тому +5

    well done, that's how I wish I could handle toxicity

  • @matth1005
    @matth1005 10 місяців тому

    I believe the correct term is "underhuman"

  • @GwnMartijnXD
    @GwnMartijnXD 10 місяців тому

    Since the Netherlands has an average elevation is 30m above see level, which is the 7th lowest average elevation in the world, country wise, with the other countries being five island nations and Qatar, Harstem is absolutely below 99% of the world's population most of the time and therefore, subhuman.

  • @OrderPrerogative
    @OrderPrerogative 9 місяців тому

    Cant shoot if you are dead.
    Genius.

  • @oliround
    @oliround 10 місяців тому

    The person who called you that is a good example of a beta male.
    A beta male is someone whos emotions get in the way of their intentions, goals or genuine human expression.

  • @tehguitarque
    @tehguitarque 10 місяців тому

    new gg pattern: superhuman go live!

  • @LinkageAX
    @LinkageAX 10 місяців тому

    I like we can basically use the GG counter to extrapolate what percentage of the SC2 community are salty beaches. ~33%

  • @martinsramek8643
    @martinsramek8643 7 місяців тому

    its insane that its already at over 300 wins, I remember when it was under 100 :D

  • @truthless4720
    @truthless4720 10 місяців тому

    Superhuman would be the correct term.

  • @disconsolator
    @disconsolator 10 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, playing a cheeser with 6600 MMR skill must be very frustrating for a 5700 MMR player

    • @SteamPaladin
      @SteamPaladin 10 місяців тому

      cheese is easily defeatable by scouting, counterplaying, and game knowledge. in a word: git gud scrub

  • @monkeybusiness673
    @monkeybusiness673 10 місяців тому

    "Subhuman", huh?! Well, given that you never fail to greet us "other creatures of the sea", I think I'm okay with that. As a merman myself I tend to live below the humans in terms of altitude anyway 😀

  • @Knowbody42
    @Knowbody42 10 місяців тому

    Bobby Kotick is no longer in charge of Blizzard.

  • @egilsjolander779
    @egilsjolander779 10 місяців тому

    level above is a Übermensch

  • @EttoreBalderi
    @EttoreBalderi 10 місяців тому

    The cheeses possibilties are endless with the three races, that’s crazy. Anyway next vid with reynor?

  • @stevenothingspecial
    @stevenothingspecial 10 місяців тому

    Super human of course

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 10 місяців тому +1

    10:17 I love the idea of harstem making a new account called "subhumanharstem" or "subhumanharsty" etc, and then he finds / makes build with the intent to not only win but make the opponent angry.

  • @Gizzardx0
    @Gizzardx0 10 місяців тому +1

    Gouda video.

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 10 місяців тому

      Ouch! Afaik gouda is barely considered cheese in the netherlands.

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy 10 місяців тому

      ​@@alfonshasel1995it's considered good cheese, but we have such great access to good cheese everywhere in the country that it doesn't stand out imho

  • @Weirdo-e5j
    @Weirdo-e5j 10 місяців тому

    above human=superhuman

  • @gabrielswanson6145
    @gabrielswanson6145 10 місяців тому

    Game 1 - Humbly hilarious
    Game 2 - Quoting Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour...
    Harstem is best Kevin. Put Rotti08 #liquidret and Harstem in a room. Ask for Kevin, everyone knows you want Harstem.
    Imagine telling people you're looking for a Kevin, a Dutch Protoss, and you're thinking it's you. You're so proud they're not asking for Simon... you're about to standup... then they don't mention NASL but instand it's about 2017 and the year of HARSTEM !!~ TaKe and Kaelaris go CRAZY !!~
    You're Rotti08... you smile through the pain... you go play poker and X4 more in a day that your sc2 earnings. You question life.
    To be continued...
    Dictated not read

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 10 місяців тому

    Above human = uberman, overman,

  • @roberts.wilson1848
    @roberts.wilson1848 10 місяців тому

    So...if harstem using his strategy successfully is a subhuman, what makes him, the one being so incompetent of using that strategy to win.
    Does that make that other guy a sub sub human?! lol

  • @IceCreamAustin
    @IceCreamAustin 10 місяців тому

    So....what is worse? Being subhuman or being born on a farm? I need answers [15:27]

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 10 місяців тому

    No GG = "You, sir or ma'am, are no gentleman." I haven't played in 2 years, but when I was playing in bronze and silver, smurfs did NOT get a GG. As one who prides themself as on the path to be the "cheesiest man alive" you will have a hard time convincing people of your status as a gentleman.

  • @simonkonicek1300
    @simonkonicek1300 10 місяців тому

    Dogs of course...

  •  10 місяців тому

    pooof goes the dynamite

  • @attractivegd9531
    @attractivegd9531 10 місяців тому

    You are a beautiful human.

  • @joeo6378
    @joeo6378 10 місяців тому

    Sur-human
    Human
    Sub-human

  • @Ty-bz7zx
    @Ty-bz7zx 10 місяців тому

    Uber-human ... =))))

  • @Time-Eraser
    @Time-Eraser 10 місяців тому

    Processing comments...
    Data analysis complete.
    Findings indicate unanimous agreement towards the logical deduction of a superhuman entity as the accurate solution. Terminology such as subsonic and supersonic elucidate the application of prefixes in context.

  • @nielsliljedahlchristensen4924
    @nielsliljedahlchristensen4924 10 місяців тому

    It's superhuman :)

  • @elmoo88
    @elmoo88 10 місяців тому

    Het tegenovergestelde van sub- is super-
    Dus superhuman zou het zijn... Wel een beetje "ubermensch-y".....

  • @Karmolicious
    @Karmolicious 10 місяців тому +4

    6:28ish. This video probably wasn't recorded on todays date (29th dec) but Bobby Kotick is actually officially stepping down today. So I think the barcode will remain unmolested for now.

    • @mr.mystery9338
      @mr.mystery9338 10 місяців тому

      Who is bobby?

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 10 місяців тому

      So hopefully blizz will start making decent games again in the next couple of years

    • @snowdrop9810
      @snowdrop9810 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@mr.mystery9338 the female employee diddler CEO of activision blizzard.

    • @danielbeshers1689
      @danielbeshers1689 10 місяців тому +1

      Plot twist: it was Bobby

    • @aloe7794
      @aloe7794 10 місяців тому

      Not like he'd do anything in particular about it but whatever

  • @pedrogomes4538
    @pedrogomes4538 10 місяців тому

    yupi I am a subhuman!