Mike: hopefully she inherits her mother’s genes Me: well, even if she did...she would have brown hair. Mike: why do I have so much debt? Me: cHiLdReN mY mAn Mike: someone’s StEaLiNg My MoNeY Me: SIR, the only one who stealin yo money is YA CHILDREN’S EXISTENCE
Mike: "I can drink coffee whenever I want" Me: Yeah, because you have a coffee machine or whatever... Also Me: ~Realizes He's talking about something else~ Oop
heres how i did it: first i started out as a girl. (i was a blonde so don’t worry, but i advise to have good looks and be a redhead.) then in elementary, get a friend and watch youtube with them. keep closing the tab until jacksepticeye shows up, to get that out of the way. then get a redhead boyfriend and start having children. every year that i give birth i got a cheap green car. by the way, try to get a good paying job. get at least 100,000 before you start having children. in my case, i was lucky and had an old father that left me with all his money when he died (300,000+). he died when i was about 20-30. once you’ve gotten your cars and children, what i did was get into jail and start attacking people in there. i attacked this specific person and kept pinching them. (yes this is risky, i had to try twice).
I just kept doing it until I had siblings and I pinched my siblings, they are less likely to kill you than prison inmates but can still kill you though.
GamerHusky777 i was really bad at keeping track of how many people i pinched so i just decided to do it all at the end. yes, risky, but easier for me also, i finished 10,219th. it took me quite a lot of retries before i found a way to plan it out
*Video begins* Bijuu Mike: *Smoking while lying in chair* Me: *Extremely confused* Also me: *Later finds out Bijuu Bike had been replaced as St. Patrick’s king, by Jack*
Thanks for making my day Michael. My cat went missing yesterday and it's been so hard to cope with that. It's so hard to do anything not knowing what could happen to my baby out there. I'm glad you're here to brighten my day and make me laugh. Thank you bijuu Mike for making me happy for a while.
Mike has been playing bitlife since January 2019 and LOOK how they just throw him in the trash like that because a bigger youtuber played it!?! Bitlife did you forget all those awesome classic moments such as the Mrbeast challenge, the spoiled brat challenge...THE kids bop Karen challenge...and...AND.. LILY'S GARDEN! 😭😭
Dude its saint patricks day. AN IRISH holiday. JACKSEPTICEYE IS IRISH. also may i add im irish too so bitlife hit me up for halloween or next saint patricks day
BJM : “Dang already 37 thousand ppl?? Do you have no life?? What’re you, trapped inside your house playing video games all the time or something???” Me: YES MIKE IT’S CALLED CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE
Bijuus about to regret his intro... Dreams. The things that you thought that as a kid,You would accomplish.And now.You're putting yourself in a bad position for promising yourself to be a Model or a Astronaut! But now,You have collage dept. Are flipping burgers at burger king.
When I saw Jack's face in the thumbnail and I though that Jack had posted ... When I saw it was you I was a bit disappointed... Jack is my favourite UA-cam ...
When you attack someone you need to choose pinch. That's how you do it. I saw bitlife reply to a person who asked this and that's how I know. Hope it's helpful
The best way to complete this challenge: 1. Be born in Ireland 2. Make sure you’re red headed, female, and rather smart and good-looking 3. If you have siblings, pinch them, and take every chance you get to pinch people 4. Watch Jacksepticeye with a friend 5. Make sure to do well in school! 6. Do lots of freelance gigs and get a high-paying part time job as soon as possible. Look for better ones every year 7. Find a red headed boyfriend 8. Go to university and work toward a job like a lawyer or doctor 9. Have children 10. When you have enough money and most of your children have moved out (because they cost money), buy the green cars. Try to get all of them in one year. 11. If you haven’t pinched enough people, go to jail and pinch everyone with a low reputation. This should work! (Sorry for the strange grammar)
I actually thought that you were Jacksepticeye because of the thumbnail. When I clicked on it, I thought it was just my eyes playing tricks on me lol. But i still watched it anyways because I love your content.
*video starts*
bijuu mike: smoking and lying on his chair
me: oh ok
Natsuki The abused girl your user is goals
just another normal day
hi natsuki
Did anyone notice his dad in bitlife was named Tatsuki?
Baka!
Bijuu Mike: "What re you stack in your house playing video games or something?"
Our Country: Community Quarantine...
Me: Well yes...
CORONA VIRUS!
Same, I'm going in Quarantine and my school closes today xd
There's just nothing better to do.
Same. I can only go out for shopping, mostly groceries.
@@lobelia5781 Wow you can still get groceries? An item on the shelf is a luxury now.
Mike: hopefully she inherits her mother’s genes
Me: well, even if she did...she would have brown hair.
Mike: why do I have so much debt?
Me: cHiLdReN mY mAn
Mike: someone’s StEaLiNg My MoNeY
Me: SIR, the only one who stealin yo money is YA CHILDREN’S EXISTENCE
lmao you need more likes
Lol thx
You play gacha?
jobo the hobo um...what?
My thoughts exactly lmao😂
Children are fucking expensive.
“I guess I have to pinch my best frien- *Oh He’S DeAd* .”
😂😂
Jenna Wolffe once I spit on someone in BitLife and went to jail
Mini Toast cool
😂😂😂
Mini Toast that happened to me too XD
8:52
“What the heck does “Carpe Diem” mean?
Me: *Phineas and Ferb flashbacks*
"Or you could say that Seize the day is English for Carpe Diem!"
GamerHusky777 LOL
I did this too don’t worry
I also can’t hear the word “aglet” without thinking of Phineas and Ferb.
Ah the good old days
The beginning tho 😂😂😂 "yeah that was deep"
And I'm not even 14
I mean your not wrong ...... But that never mind tho
Stop bullying
_Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Irish The Hedgehog!_
Thumbnail: "Watch Jacksepticye."
Me: "I already am."
*Half of David's mom's respiratory system was probably destroyed once she saw Bee Juice Mike "smoke" at **0:07*
Mike: "I can drink coffee whenever I want"
Me: Yeah, because you have a coffee machine or whatever...
Also Me: ~Realizes He's talking about something else~
Oop
??!!!!
Wut
Hot hot coffee
@@ClashWithJhakas UwU
@@adrianya88?? Am i right
heres how i did it:
first i started out as a girl. (i was a blonde so don’t worry, but i advise to have good looks and be a redhead.) then in elementary, get a friend and watch youtube with them. keep closing the tab until jacksepticeye shows up, to get that out of the way. then get a redhead boyfriend and start having children. every year that i give birth i got a cheap green car. by the way, try to get a good paying job. get at least 100,000 before you start having children. in my case, i was lucky and had an old father that left me with all his money when he died (300,000+). he died when i was about 20-30. once you’ve gotten your cars and children, what i did was get into jail and start attacking people in there. i attacked this specific person and kept pinching them. (yes this is risky, i had to try twice).
I just kept doing it until I had siblings and I pinched my siblings, they are less likely to kill you than prison inmates but can still kill you though.
Red DogGirl, and if you do it at a young enough age, you won’t get any sort of criminal record AND you already got it out of the way.
Ashley-Ann, what place did you get.
GamerHusky777
i was really bad at keeping track of how many people i pinched so i just decided to do it all at the end. yes, risky, but easier for me
also, i finished 10,219th. it took me quite a lot of retries before i found a way to plan it out
for a second i thought you were talking about your real life and i was very concerned.
5:39
Bijuu: Do you have no life are you just trapped in your house playing video games
Coronavirus: yes
Dang it I was about to comment this
Yeah, I knew Bijuu was Jacksepticeye’s handsomer twin brother.
THIS NEEDS A HEART ❤️
nah nah seán's more handsome
Yeah jack septic eye is more handsome but bijuu mike is one of the best fricking UA-camrs ever. Bijuu mike is on the top 3 best youtubers
@@VanillaApe mmm i dunno
@@VanillaApe but i'll respect your opinion
*Video begins*
Bijuu Mike: *Smoking while lying in chair*
Me: *Extremely confused*
Also me: *Later finds out Bijuu Bike had been replaced as St. Patrick’s king, by Jack*
me: wears *alot* of green
my brothers: st patricks day was cancelled due to the CoRoNaViRuS
Bijuu Mike Video: ST PATRICKS DAY CHALLENGE IN BITLIFE!!!
How is like saying if Christmas was called off just because the coronavirus Christmas is a daddy not a place
A daddy??????? don't you mean day?
Thank goodness he remembered 😅
@@thehiddenrune loL
horrible joke
That into was so emotional... I love it
oml, i can see Beat your Bike making the "whh-pshh" sound at 3:40 and that made me laugh-
*that moment when you think your early for once in your life*
Comments : *let me introduce myself*
“And now we’re enemies...”
*”Well I’m sure David’s mom is happy.”*
*yep* *poor* *bijuu*
Damn bitlife Man bitlife...
I was waiting for this 😂
Love your vid
Mike: I'm gonna keep the baby, and just hope we get what we need.
a few moments later......
Mike: *I'VE MADE A MISTAKE*
Mike: Bitlife i loved you i was your child and now you throw me away????
Bitlife: Look at this jewelry
Wait It’s St. Patrick’s Day I never noticed that
Me 3
I didn't then my friend texted me in all caps 'ITS ST.PATRICKS DAYYYY' I noticed it was st.patricks day after that
No it’s not
My parents said it was canceled because of the virus
I know it’s st partricks day because I was born in st Patrick’s day
The last objective: watch Jacksepticeye with a friend
Me: Has no friends
"Always pinch people your close to" -Biju Mike, 2020
Most inspirational quote ever
Wait...
You're not Jacksepticeye???
EDIT: 40 likes is the most I've ever gotten, so thanks! 😂
EDIT #2: thanks for 80 likes!!
e
Oop
U have 84 likes now
Anato no purofīru shashin mo daisukidesu.
Bijuu Mike: "What are you, trapped inside your house?"
Coronavirus: *Am I a joke to u*
Me: "OoOooH Jacksepticeye made a vi-"
Also me: "Wait no.... That's Bijuu Mike! Ok!
Thanks for making my day Michael. My cat went missing yesterday and it's been so hard to cope with that. It's so hard to do anything not knowing what could happen to my baby out there. I'm glad you're here to brighten my day and make me laugh. Thank you bijuu Mike for making me happy for a while.
It's hard to take a nice, relaxing, and refreshing deep breath when you're crying, isn't it?
Sweet something to watch on UA-cam for the first time today
First half of the video is bijuu Mike freaking out thinking he was replaced to realize it's because Jack's Irish😂
I thought this was a new jacksepticeye video
SAME
Jeff same
Me too
Somé
Bro, same!
No one:
Not even Rona:
Bijuu: *gets triggered by people who finished the challenge before him*
I loved the intro, it made me laugh hysterically 😂
title: St. Patrick’s Day
thumbnail: *jacksepticeye*
I mean he is a leprechaun
@@ok.4720 true dat
He’s an Irish Leprechaun!
I actually kind of thought it was a Jacksepticeye video at first
Mike has been playing bitlife since January 2019 and LOOK how they just throw him in the trash like that because a bigger youtuber played it!?! Bitlife did you forget all those awesome classic moments such as the Mrbeast challenge, the spoiled brat challenge...THE kids bop Karen challenge...and...AND.. LILY'S GARDEN! 😭😭
They chose jacksepticeye because more people know about him and he is irish
Dude its saint patricks day. AN IRISH holiday. JACKSEPTICEYE IS IRISH.
also may i add im irish too so bitlife hit me up for halloween or next saint patricks day
@@elixever congratulations! Have fun, also ik XD
probably didn’t use him because he’s not irish..?
BJM : “Dang already 37 thousand ppl?? Do you have no life?? What’re you, trapped inside your house playing video games all the time or something???” Me: YES MIKE IT’S CALLED CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE
The into tho!!!? 😂
This is why he's best!!!
Awesome video!!! This year is the worst saint Patrick's day ever because of the Coronavirus
3 months ago: * David’s mom sueing Bijuu
March: Bijuu sueing Bitlife
Bijuus about to regret his intro...
Dreams. The things that you thought that as a kid,You would accomplish.And now.You're putting yourself in a bad position for promising yourself to be a Model or a Astronaut! But now,You have collage dept. Are flipping burgers at burger king.
Love the intro, reminds me of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
4:10
Mike: Uses Arizona cup
Me:I LIVE IN ARIZONA!!!
That challenge, is tough, I was too lazy to try again for the eightieth time.
And first
No bijuu is
Youre actually first
@@lpskatie2739 yeah that is true
...maybe you ain’t or you are
Jacksepticeye isnt even the true irish youtuber
Kevin is 100% irish i demand justice
When he said are trapped inside your house playing video games or something I was like ya I am right now cough * coronavirus *
Mike: Oh. OH. OH!!
Me watching without headphones at full volume at 12 am:
My mom: *walks in* ... *walks out*
10:28
Anyone else see on the events list that Beat You Bike dreamt he farted loudly in class? 😳
This Jacksepticeye video is great. I was waiting for it.
JK, love you Bijuu Mike
Dang how can people write so fast it’s only “3 views 85 likes” geez
you thought this was a normal comment
but no,
*IT WAS ME, DIO!*
For a second i thought i was watching jacksepticeye 😂
That's the earliest I've ever been. Love your channel btw! Haven't been here for long but I already binged most your videos😂
*green is not a creative color*
if you know this reference you're amazing
When I saw Jack's face in the thumbnail and I though that Jack had posted ... When I saw it was you I was a bit disappointed... Jack is my favourite UA-cam ...
Me: oh a Jacksepticeye video he did mention the challenge in one of his videos
Bijuu Mike pops up
Me: O H
When you attack someone you need to choose pinch. That's how you do it. I saw bitlife reply to a person who asked this and that's how I know. Hope it's helpful
•I thought this was jackaboy 😹•
Bijuu Mike: "Todays stinkin scrub of the frickin day go's to..."
Me: "ahhhhhh the best kind of scrub of the day"
Love your videos!
I feel betrayed by bitlife because they don't say that Bushu Mick is not part of the challenge
THEY CHOSE HIM CUS HE IS IRISH oml I started laughing when u noticed
Mike : my hair looks like I ran a tornado thru it .
Me : ... It looks the same tho
The highlighter tricked me into thinking this was jacksepticeye
You may not rest now, there are monsters near by
Haha
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary”
Anyone who understands this, I luv u 💖
5:39 yes at this point didn’t you hear things are closing oh no “apocalypse”
11:30
MIKE! Whyyy “Shh-Shh, we need SEX”
Oh no.
Edit: Turn on subtitles
*The beginning was a mood.*
This intro looks like teh 90’s XD
Fun fact: Saint Patrick's favorite color was actually blue.
"Oh, I'm not depressed anymore " - Bijuu 2020
Bijuu: i tried my best
Also bijuu: i dont think i should go to college
HappY st.patrick's day!
Bijuu Mike: what are u trap at ur house all day playing video games
Me: yeah because of corona
I thought this was Jacksepticeye 😂😂
The best way to complete this challenge:
1. Be born in Ireland
2. Make sure you’re red headed, female, and rather smart and good-looking
3. If you have siblings, pinch them, and take every chance you get to pinch people
4. Watch Jacksepticeye with a friend
5. Make sure to do well in school!
6. Do lots of freelance gigs and get a high-paying part time job as soon as possible. Look for better ones every year
7. Find a red headed boyfriend
8. Go to university and work toward a job like a lawyer or doctor
9. Have children
10. When you have enough money and most of your children have moved out (because they cost money), buy the green cars. Try to get all of them in one year.
11. If you haven’t pinched enough people, go to jail and pinch everyone with a low reputation.
This should work!
(Sorry for the strange grammar)
When there’s 328 comets in 14 minutes
earth would be destroyed by now
"WHY ISN'T HER HAIR RED, I MADE A MISTAKE!"
Me: Jeez dude, that's harsh
5:42 ya because of coarona virus
4:33 - 4:35
Mike: “If Jacksepticeye was so Irish. Why isn’t his hair green?”
Me: “B-But he did..... in the past”
When it says thirty two seconds ago but there is already 100 comments:wait and i early??
No one:
Mike: Hmmmm........ I never knew that a person who is the MOST Irish person was Irish
I used to have his headphones 🎧
“Are you trapped in your house playing video games or something?!”
Me: actually yes, I’m kinda stuck here 😂
I tried this soooooo many times oof -+-
20:24😂😂😂😂😂 “ *i survived that* “
YESS! THANK YOU!
3 minutes and 36 seconds in : *DOESN'T START BITLIFE*
You are the best 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
A man has fallen into the river in Lego city, start the new rescue helicopter ... 9:02
That "hey" though
I like potatoes
I actually thought that you were Jacksepticeye because of the thumbnail. When I clicked on it, I thought it was just my eyes playing tricks on me lol. But i still watched it anyways because I love your content.
Me: OMG I FINISHED THE CHALLENGE!!!!!!
*realizes that my children have orange hair not red*
Me:OH COME ON!!!!
Sal the Banana wait it doesn’t count if it’s orange?! DANG IT
I saw Jacksepticeye on a thumbnail, saw it was by Bijuu Mike and clicked on the video....😂
hi bujuu mike
5:41: yea some of us are trapped in our houses due to corona virus. to be realistic
Yes
I kept checking back for this video for like three days