Teacher’s Pet Challenge: 1. Be in the nerds clique 2. Be on the teachers’ good side 3. Be on the bad side off every kid in your class 4. Don’t assault anybody 5. If anyone does a bad thing or is mean to you, report them to the teacher 6. Buy your teachers gifts 7. Don’t get a girlfriend 8. Have no friends 9. Be stuck-up to the kids but don’t let the principal or teachers know 10. Try not to be sent to the principal’s office but if you accidentally are, apologize 11. Be unpopular 12. Get a good job which pays you a lot of money I hope you like this challenge! Edit: Wow I’ve never got this many likes before! Thanks! 😲
the “Popular” challenge - Be popular - Reject a girl if they ask you out unless they are smart and cute - Be Smart - Flirt with girls - Be a bit bad - Be honest - Always go with friends - Don’t get expelled - Be Athletic - Laugh a lot - Be cool? - Be rich - If you get bullied, you failed. ( jk but try not to) this is super random but- ye-
*Impossible* Bitlife Challenge: -Create custom life as Bijuu Mike -Be bestfriends with/ become married to Clarence -Be best husband, showering Clarence with love, gifts, and attention until one of you dies (if Clarence is first, you cant bare to live life without him and surrender) Will click like 3 times if he can pretend to enjoy Clarence's company for a single video. lmao
Second time watching now. Bijuu Mike with ruler... David’s mom: Disgusting!! You are rude with a ruler and David will not be influenced by you. I suggest you delete your channel or I will call the FBI on you!! Are you going to do a David update soon? I never got this many likes before. Thanks
My English teacher told a kid that the only thing he would ever be good for was a greeter at Walmart. She also said that manga is not literature. We all hate her.
13:06 that reminds me of my highschool antics: the school i went to was rather old fashioned (the teachers didnt have phones or uptodate computers ) so everytime i did something wrong they would write a letter home & i usually burned the letter before going home , i was that kid that carried a zippo lighter & exactly for this reason , everytime the teacher asked to get the letter back i just looked at her & asked ''what letter ? i didnt get a letter with me '' sometimes they would write a new letter & i would repeat this until they forgot about it. i never got in trouble at home i saw school as a ''las vegas'' because what happens at school, stays at school improvise, adapt , overcome . >:)
Whooo! Thank Goodness you were able to reupload It Edit: Omg! The next episode could kinda be like a penny challenge (from kindergarten) here are some rules 1.You have to snitch on kids (report at least 5) 2.Be popular 3.Have good grades 4.Be friendly with all your classmates and teachers 5.Grow up to become a principal or something higher This kinda just came to mind
Apple users be like: Yay, we got an update for the schools in bitlife. Android users be like: We just got the update for achievements. I Still prefer android
I got a good challenge idea! (I think) It's the A+ Student Challenge. Here are the rules: 1: You MUST have good grades. 2: You have to be at least a little popular. 3: You have to behave. 4: You must have at least 3 friends. 5: You must be in a clique, preferably the Brainy Kids one. I really hope you try this! ^^
I’ve got a challenge for you: Info-chan challenge. 1. Be really smart. 2. Have only one friend that is crazy 3. Only talk to your best friend 4. Don’t get in trouble or in any fights. 5.Be 50% looks 6. When old enough only have hookups 7, if you have a baby name it after your class mate 8. Get a reasonable job And have fun!
There once was a boy chilling at the gym, then the clock strikes 5PM, the boy felt sad kinda like a clime, because soon he knew that he would be missing a vid, but as he got home he checked online and saw How his video got deleted and uploaded again, the boy felt happy and and snappy, because once again he was finally early.
I got a challenge for you! The My hero acedemia challenge 1. Be Deku 2. Suck up to your teachers 3. If bullied dont assault 4. Once in highschool, if possible make the classmates the actal pepole from my hero acedemia 5. Be slightly popular 6. Be friends with everyone except for one person (Bakugo) 7. If you want to go farther you can be some type of police officer or anything like that. If you want you can add rules if you decide to do this challenge.
Become a bully in bitlife, while still trying to stay in school as much as you can, you must get a girl that is a "nerd" and is shy, i didnt know what to say, so here ya go
*yanlife* In this challenge follow the thing that happens in yandere simulator 1 you gotta be a YANDERE 2 cover up EVERYHING bad you do 3 use excuses that can be used in yandere simulator 4 no friends 5 you have to be as nice as you can but be killing people 6 be nice, disrespect them make it a cycle
OH MY GOSHHHH!!!!!! When he said "this is gonne be Cid TheKid" it brought back some memory's of a show I watched when I was a toddler, it was called "Sid The Science Kid" I absolutely LOVED that show!!😂
I've got a challenge for you. I call it: "the richest murderer ever". 1. You must get a job that pays you more than 5k a year. 2. When seeking for love, pick only the richest women possible. 3. Pickpocket at least 3 people a year. 4. Rob at least one house a year. 5. If anyone asks you to pay for something, never do it. 6. Ask everyone you know for money. 7. If someone refuses to give you cash, murder them. 8. If you have any brothers or sisters, murder them to get all of your parents money when they die. 9. If your girlfriend/wife breaks up with you, murder them. 10. Every time you go to prison, try to escape. 11. Live past the age of 80. I recommend you name yourself Rich Murderer for this one, and good luck :) And to everyone else reading this, you can try it out too.
Disappointment challenge You must always refuse vacations Always get into fights Maintain a low relationship with your parents Try to get expelled or suspended as much as possible Attack people when possible Get the lowest paid job possible Seduce the professors Act up a lot Insult teachers a lot Gamble your money away Get 15 years in prison but aim for more Don’t move out Act like a spoiled brat your whole life (asking for money a lot, etc) Get your parents and teachers the worst presents possible Cheat on your lover Always get into trouble
Okay I have 3, Anime Weeb: 1. Join a Weeb club 2. Be super shy and quiet 3. If someone bullies you do nothing about it Athletic Guy 1. Constantly go to the gym 2. Join all of the sports teams 3. Be really popular 4. Date cool, or nerdy girls/ bois Teachers pet 1. Report everything and everyone to the principal 2. Be really annoying 3. Be really nice and constantly give teachers and/or principals things. 4. Join Nerdy or Talented clubs/ groups.
Bijuu:This is a scrub,and you can be one too. Me:no I don’t want no scrub.A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.Sitting in the passenger side of my best friends ride trying to holla at me.
Played a bitlife person earlier and he got expelled from 3 or 4 primary schools...they gave up and stop sending him to new schools. I love this update.
Mike: "I thought there was a shark in my bathtub." When he said that I almost peed my pants cuz I was running in the to the toilet. I had to check the bath after ._.
I wonder why I'm standing akwardly in front of this corner O-O Me: I wonder why I'm standing akwardly in front of statin aka devil O-o. Edit: thx for the likes :3 WERE ALL SINNERS OF SATIN
Secret life challenge ! -Insult your teachers -You 100% have to drop out of high school -kill 6 people No getting caught! -rob 3 people -get a gender change -flee the country -get famous! Rules: You cannot start out as farmer You cannot let your parents get you a poor car You cannot get married!
I have a challenge called "the popular kid" 1:be popular(of course) 2:if you're a girl join the cheerleaders if you are a boy join the jocks or the football team 3:get a date and make sure the person you date is popular too 4:don't be a teacher's pet 5:be hot 6:and lastly when you are not in school and you graduated have a lot of house partys without going to jail get drunk and be successful
"I guess ur not supposed to show any emotion." Same I had a teacher for science. I was laughing at something and she literally says "Wow Jazmin I didnt think you would be happy in my class," like bish what?
I love chu videos! I don't need to be one of your 'scrub of the days' but I would appreciate it... Keep on making videos! They are so entertaining! I subbed and liked!
One art teacher would always say outloud during class if I sneezed, moved my legs, scratched my cheek, ran fingers through my hair etc. How i was 'picking my nose', 'being disgusting', 'scratching my ass'. I hated her, I wanted to learn to draw and such, but she made me feel miserable and made bullying much worse for me. But I also had some teachers who would constantly tell me if I didn't understand anything I didn't care at all and I should just understand instantly. i have learning disabilities which was known, but it was only some teachers who told me that a lot. Just some teachers are great others are terrible
The Bakugo Katsuki challange: Rules: - You must maintain top grades and smarts. -Befriend the nerdiest kid and then turn on him, bullying him and insulting him all of the time. -Take every opportunity to insult everyone or act out in class. - You cannot be expelled. -Argue with your Mum any time it gives the option. - Once you graduate, be a overall jerk to everyone but still have a career that aims to fight crime.
Do a popular kid episode! Rules: 1. Be smart 2. Be a teachers pet. 3. Be pretty. 4. Join the popular group 5. Have good grades. 6. Be friends with EVERYBODY in the school. 7. Find a gf/bf quick. 8. Have your parents hate you 9. If you get bullied, fight them. 10. If a teacher mocks you *fight them.* 11. Get a full time job by 16. 12. Always go to the gym. 13. Get a good job.
Bijuu Mike challenge!!!! You must be a decent kid You have to either be in the weeb or gamer club. And you MUST be a teachers pet. (Cause you seem like that type of person and I said so)
There was a fight that occurred in my school while I was in choir class. The cafeteria was used for study hall sometimes. There was this guy who kept trying to say how he was going to fight this really tall football player. While I was in choir, the person tried to fight him and the other guy knocked him out with one punch. We had to be held in class. In my school, if you left choir and went down the hall, you would automatically be in the cafeteria. We had a sub, so we weren't singing that day. The entire class was watching what happened during the fight on twitter. I had to watch someone else's phone because I didn't have twitter. It was scary and hilarious at the same time
Here is attempt number two at uploading this video. If you seen it once it would mean the world if you could just watch it again
Attempt 2: Electric Boogaloo
Hi
Bijuu Mike that’s what I was saying why did you say upload I now see I feel bad for you my man
Ok bijuu ^^ have a good day
Let's try this again
Teacher’s Pet Challenge:
1. Be in the nerds clique
2. Be on the teachers’ good side
3. Be on the bad side off every kid in your class
4. Don’t assault anybody
5. If anyone does a bad thing or is mean to you, report them to the teacher
6. Buy your teachers gifts
7. Don’t get a girlfriend
8. Have no friends
9. Be stuck-up to the kids but don’t let the principal or teachers know
10. Try not to be sent to the principal’s office but if you accidentally are, apologize
11. Be unpopular
12. Get a good job which pays you a lot of money
I hope you like this challenge!
Edit: Wow I’ve never got this many likes before! Thanks! 😲
I finally found someone with an idea
Finally someone with a challenge 🤣
And suck up to the techer
I was just about to suggest a teachers pet challenge anyhow hope your idea gets picked
And be unpopular
the “Popular” challenge
- Be popular
- Reject a girl if they ask you out unless they are smart and cute
- Be Smart
- Flirt with girls
- Be a bit bad
- Be honest
- Always go with friends
- Don’t get expelled
- Be Athletic
- Laugh a lot
- Be cool?
- Be rich
- If you get bullied, you failed. ( jk but try not to)
this is super random but- ye-
And go at club every day or night
And be secretly gay ;3
Also skip school
isn't getting bullied a random situation that accures? does it actually depend on popularity?
Gacha Beagle yes- but at least try not to get bullied-
*Impossible* Bitlife Challenge:
-Create custom life as Bijuu Mike
-Be bestfriends with/ become married to Clarence
-Be best husband, showering Clarence with love, gifts, and attention until one of you dies (if Clarence is first, you cant bare to live life without him and surrender)
Will click like 3 times if he can pretend to enjoy Clarence's company for a single video. lmao
You should make him marry David’s mom
I'll do it (not Bijuu mike)
He should do this one maybe?
he should so ita
@@Adrisvfx No David’s mom is a Karen and we’re against her
Nobody:
Mikes intro: ClASs iS iN sEsSion
“Let me in LET ME INNN”
-bijuu mike 2019
No one:
UA-cam: LeTs DeMoNiTiZe THiS
Edit: Thanks for the likes
Edit 2: I never got this many likes thanks
Demonitize
Wait it was demonitized??!!
Demonitize* not demonize
@@Eontrix i know thats how i spelled it 😑
@@BreaKKrOfficial i wasnt talking to you obviously or i wouldve @ ed you
no one
dAviDs Mom: *LET ME GET MY WHOLE SQUAD*
she doesnt have one so we win ahhhhahhahahahahaha
CONSPIRACY!! DAVIDS MOM WORKS FOR UA-cam AND SAW MY COMMENT ON THE FIRST VERSION ABOUT HER SO SHE GOT RID OF IT!!! WE NEED SHANE ON THIS ONE!
@@kaganvalentine YESSS
Kagan Valentine MR SHANE SHERLOCK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCYYYYY
You: *becoming worst student in bitlife*
Me: I thought that was me :/
Lol if I was the worst student my parents would kill me
And I thought I was your bad friend...
But I don't have friends
No me
Me: o ith ik i wasm e
He probably played as me!, YOU LIAR
No one:
Still no one:
Not even the souls of the damned:
Bijuu Mike: tHeRe wEre shArKS iN mY bAthTUb
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even the trails of the damned:
DaViD's MoM: oI, yOu ArE eNcOuRaGiNg AcTs Of TeRroRiSm WiTh DaT bItLiFe ViD?
The dang?!
*all first people be like*
SuB tO mE gUys If yOu loVe AiR!
No me don't love air I just need air
I don't like air I just need it
Umm Ok Let’s Network
@@tomuracastro714 same
I don't want air but I do wanna die to see satin
No-one:
Literally no one in the comments:
D A V I D ‘ S M O M : STOP PLAYING INAPPROPRIATE GAMES!!!!!!!!!
Bijuu: no.
LoL
😂
Good game
Second time watching now.
Bijuu Mike with ruler...
David’s mom: Disgusting!! You are rude with a ruler and David will not be influenced by you. I suggest you delete your channel or I will call the FBI on you!! Are you going to do a David update soon?
I never got this many likes before. Thanks
Double Dubbs looks like David’s mom is saying “Are you going to do a David update soon?”
Later....
FBI OPEN UP!!!
Me:Davids mom you influence David with bad behavior
My English teacher told a kid that the only thing he would ever be good for was a greeter at Walmart. She also said that manga is not literature.
We all hate her.
damn i mean i’d hate her too
Lucy B. MANGA IS LITERATURE WE HAVE IT AT MY SCHOOL LIBRARY
Anime-Chan Gaming , me too
Corinne O'Gorman WEEBS FOREVER, NEVER SURRENDER
My school teacher hate it but you know they a racist too
Bijuu mike: *takes out ruler*
My teacher: *takes out rifle*
Yandere: takes out knife
My mom: takes out bazooka
Me: Takes out a button that can destroy earth
Takes out SATIN
@@potatopotatouknownd1622 Stan*
Title: Becoming the WORST BitLife student
Me:so you’re gonna be David’s mom but younger?
Lol that’s what I was thinking
David: Mommy, u got roasted by Bear Boi
Iphones: *Gets new Update*
Android: *stuck on the original version crying are eyes out wanting to play like bijuu mike*
So true
13:06 that reminds me of my highschool antics:
the school i went to was rather old fashioned (the teachers didnt have phones or uptodate computers ) so everytime i did something wrong they would write a letter home & i usually burned the letter before going home , i was that kid that carried a zippo lighter & exactly for this reason , everytime the teacher asked to get the letter back i just looked at her & asked ''what letter ? i didnt get a letter with me '' sometimes they would write a new letter & i would repeat this until they forgot about it. i never got in trouble at home
i saw school as a ''las vegas'' because what happens at school, stays at school
improvise, adapt , overcome . >:)
Whooo! Thank Goodness you were able to reupload It
Edit: Omg! The next episode could kinda be like a penny challenge (from kindergarten) here are some rules
1.You have to snitch on kids (report at least 5)
2.Be popular
3.Have good grades
4.Be friendly with all your classmates and teachers
5.Grow up to become a principal or something higher
This kinda just came to mind
David’s Mom is triggered that you’re recreating her life in school.
*Bijuu Mike: Shut up mother.*
No one:
Not a single soul:
*Me: ShUt uP hEaThEr*
Sorry, Heather...
Nawiedzony Człowiek *Dang dang digity dang-a-dang*
@@llf5233 Dang dang diggity dang-a-dang!
Apple users be like: Yay, we got an update for the schools in bitlife.
Android users be like: We just got the update for achievements.
I Still prefer android
Catherine with a C i Prefer Apple and android
I have an ANDROID! YOU PICKED THE RIGHT CHOICE!
We haven't even got the jail update yet! We litterly just got the emojis updates like the ginger hair :(
Nurin Syazani lol ok
We got the school update!!! 😄😄😄😄
Nobody:
David’s mom: *STOP PLAYING BITLIFE ITS INAPPROPRIATE*
She needs to be taken DOWN
If bitlife is inappropriate, then is life inappropriate? Is she gonna ban life?
MemeExplainedSans. MES. I think so 😲🤔
Yee
But how will David’s mom react to this..
David’s Mom: DEAR BIJUU MIKE HOW DARE YOU TEACH DAVID TO GET EXPELLED I SHALL GET YOU DEMONITIZED
REMEMBER ME BEFOR THIS GETS FILLED WITH COMENTS
Okay!
I WILLLLLLLLLL~~~~~~~
OK
Ok
No thank you
I got a good challenge idea! (I think)
It's the A+ Student Challenge.
Here are the rules:
1: You MUST have good grades.
2: You have to be at least a little popular.
3: You have to behave.
4: You must have at least 3 friends.
5: You must be in a clique, preferably the Brainy Kids one.
I really hope you try this! ^^
I literally *just* saw the post saying you took this down 😂
Same here.
Me too
Still havent gotten it
Oh the irony cuz that happened to me too
Lol me too
I’ve got a challenge for you:
Info-chan challenge.
1. Be really smart.
2. Have only one friend that is crazy
3. Only talk to your best friend
4. Don’t get in trouble or in any fights.
5.Be 50% looks
6. When old enough only have hookups
7, if you have a baby name it after your class mate
8. Get a reasonable job
And have fun!
When youtube makes you wait 50 minutes to watch the video
*No one:*
*Nobody:*
*”No one” Comments:* Ight imma head in
Ha so not funny
@@MonSter-fz3mc your not funny you have no humor and no emotion bad stupid
Mrs Rodgers can I ask what a bad stupid is
@Mon Ster it means you're bad at being stupid
Mon Ster I can’t say I disagree with you
Me: *turns up volume cause the audio is quiet*
Sound effects: I’m bout to end this persons whole career
There once was a boy chilling at the gym, then the clock strikes 5PM, the boy felt sad kinda like a clime, because soon he knew that he would be missing a vid, but as he got home he checked online and saw How his video got deleted and uploaded again, the boy felt happy and and snappy, because once again he was finally early.
0:05 Me when I start a video
Btw I subbed to u
Ok thanks hope you comment and like my new video
I got a challenge for you!
The My hero acedemia challenge
1. Be Deku
2. Suck up to your teachers
3. If bullied dont assault
4. Once in highschool, if possible make the classmates the actal pepole from my hero acedemia
5. Be slightly popular
6. Be friends with everyone except for one person (Bakugo)
7. If you want to go farther you can be some type of police officer or anything like that.
If you want you can add rules if you decide to do this challenge.
Bijuu: *uploads video*
UA-cam: OBJECTION!
Bijuu: The delinquents’ made me do it!
(5:27) Give him the blender and say he's been blending up kids in it
My bus just hit someone but I’m still gonna watch your vid. I’m so bored tho why today.
Wait really!?
Yeah
Also I’ve never got this many likes
Are they okay?
Penelope Loves Cats yes
Become a bully in bitlife, while still trying to stay in school as much as you can, you must get a girl that is a "nerd" and is shy, i didnt know what to say, so here ya go
*yanlife*
In this challenge follow the thing that happens in yandere simulator
1 you gotta be a YANDERE
2 cover up EVERYHING bad you do
3 use excuses that can be used in
yandere simulator
4 no friends
5 you have to be as nice as you can but
be killing people
6 be nice, disrespect them make it a
cycle
OH MY GOSHHHH!!!!!! When he said "this is gonne be Cid TheKid" it brought back some memory's of a show I watched when I was a toddler, it was called "Sid The Science Kid" I absolutely LOVED that show!!😂
Upside down challenge:
Just- play bitlife with your iPad upside down 🥗
Le Doge not if you have the portrait orientation locked
30% Actual Bitlife
70% Bijuu Mike saying school stories
Be a need in Bitlife:
Goal: Live for 666 years!
1. Exercise after you age
2. Medicine isn't allowed!
3. Always pick a choice that begins with Vowels!
Nerd challenge:
1.be nice to everyone
2.study hard for all schools
3.always do best you can
4.get a great job
5.be rich
6.have lots of friends
Mr. Gooch: h-
Cid: I'm about to end this man's whole career
I've got a challenge for you. I call it: "the richest murderer ever".
1. You must get a job that pays you more than 5k a year.
2. When seeking for love, pick only the richest women possible.
3. Pickpocket at least 3 people a year.
4. Rob at least one house a year.
5. If anyone asks you to pay for something, never do it.
6. Ask everyone you know for money.
7. If someone refuses to give you cash, murder them.
8. If you have any brothers or sisters, murder them to get all of your parents money when they die.
9. If your girlfriend/wife breaks up with you, murder them.
10. Every time you go to prison, try to escape.
11. Live past the age of 80.
I recommend you name yourself Rich Murderer for this one, and good luck :)
And to everyone else reading this, you can try it out too.
in my school my friends and i were attack on titan jackets and salute each other in the halls
Disappointment challenge
You must always refuse vacations
Always get into fights
Maintain a low relationship with your parents
Try to get expelled or suspended as much as possible
Attack people when possible
Get the lowest paid job possible
Seduce the professors
Act up a lot
Insult teachers a lot
Gamble your money away
Get 15 years in prison but aim for more
Don’t move out
Act like a spoiled brat your whole life (asking for money a lot, etc)
Get your parents and teachers the worst presents possible
Cheat on your lover
Always get into trouble
Last time I was early was when dinosaurs were a thing.
Flop
Flop
FlOp
fLop
1:40
David's mom: David Has the flu.... It MUST HAVE BEEN BIJUU MCGEE!
I think that all the dislikes are from... people related to David
2:36
No one:
Me: *Sees Mr. Chu*
Also me: *Starts singing Mr. Chu by Apink*
Bijiuu: uploads some very Gucci bitlife content
UA-cam: Imma bout to end this whole mans career
Okay I have 3,
Anime Weeb:
1. Join a Weeb club
2. Be super shy and quiet
3. If someone bullies you do nothing about it
Athletic Guy
1. Constantly go to the gym
2. Join all of the sports teams
3. Be really popular
4. Date cool, or nerdy girls/ bois
Teachers pet
1. Report everything and everyone to the principal
2. Be really annoying
3. Be really nice and constantly give teachers and/or principals things.
4. Join Nerdy or Talented clubs/ groups.
Mike really said that mean thing to Eddie after what happened to him in IT chapter 2 😭
Become David’s mom challenge
-Be a total jerk
-Have a kid
-Be a Karen
chill
-Flamingo 2019
Wrong channel man. Sorry
wrong channel ;-;
16:05 I’m absolutely dying of laughter because there is a kid at my school named Ebenezer who is a big troublemaker and picks on me.
Ebenezer? 😂
Omg im second but don’t know what to say I’m subbed you vids da best keep up the good work
Bijuu:This is a scrub,and you can be one too.
Me:no I don’t want no scrub.A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.Sitting in the passenger side of my best friends ride trying to holla at me.
The worst student? Am I being challenged??
I'm the world worsted student
Ikr
I’m a terrible student I’m a little worst than Sid the kid
me: an apink stan at 2:50
also me: SINGS MR CHU
No fair :( apple has another update! We litterly just got the updated emojis like ginger hair like a week ago!!!
Played a bitlife person earlier and he got expelled from 3 or 4 primary schools...they gave up and stop sending him to new schools. I love this update.
First lol CLASS TODAY YOU MISSED YOUR MATH LESSON!
You might be first I have no idea
J&S SQUAD true
I hate Math because I'm terrible at it Baldi:*cries*
Kailee Sans's only gf so leave him alone *smacks*
@@kailovesdaemobois1571 why is your name this?
Awesome video Biju Mike 😍
Nobody:
Me: *CID THE SCIENCE KID*
Me: thinking of my friend Syd
This is exactly what I needed rn lmao thx 💕✨
Mike: "I thought there was a shark in my bathtub."
When he said that I almost peed my pants cuz I was running in the to the toilet. I had to check the bath after ._.
*The scrub plushie just yeeted it self from the shelf*
9 min late, yes life is sad
teachers at school yell for no reason literally like:
Me: puts hand up to go to the toilet
Teacher: HoW dArE yOu!? GNJBGJGNSJFVB *random stuff*
Hmmmm
Didn’t I already see this?
It was demonitized so it had to be removed
FretfulTrout 278 ohhh.
It was David’s Mon wasn’t it!
shhhh
This is probably the weirdest BitLife video we’ve had so far
I wonder why I'm standing akwardly in front of this corner O-O
Me: I wonder why I'm standing akwardly in front of statin aka devil
O-o.
Edit: thx for the likes :3
WERE ALL SINNERS OF SATIN
I am Satan. >:)
@@applepiss1969 :O HI DAD or mom
@@potatopotatouknownd1622 Hello my child.
@@applepiss1969 hello
@@applepiss1969 I haven't seen u in years :( plz bring meh back to hell
Secret life challenge !
-Insult your teachers
-You 100% have to drop out of high school
-kill 6 people No getting caught!
-rob 3 people
-get a gender change
-flee the country
-get famous!
Rules: You cannot start out as farmer
You cannot let your parents get you a poor car
You cannot get married!
Can I get scrub of the day cuz earthworm sally
At 9:51 I was crying from laughing so hard😂😂😂
“Don’t mess with kids guys”
Nonononoonono don’t miss with *girls* that know how to scream
I made some people ears bleed and I’m proud.
Your should be proud 😈😈😈
I have a challenge called "the popular kid"
1:be popular(of course)
2:if you're a girl join the cheerleaders if you are a boy join the jocks or the football team
3:get a date and make sure the person you date is popular too
4:don't be a teacher's pet
5:be hot
6:and lastly when you are not in school and you graduated have a lot of house partys without going to jail get drunk and be successful
"I guess ur not supposed to show any emotion."
Same I had a teacher for science. I was laughing at something and she literally says "Wow Jazmin I didnt think you would be happy in my class," like bish what?
Salad boi has once again blessed us with a bit life video
Hello,I’m First
Nice
Your right
No u not
True dat
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I love chu videos! I don't need to be one of your 'scrub of the days' but I would appreciate it... Keep on making videos! They are so entertaining! I subbed and liked!
The Bijuu Mike challenge! Its when you try your best to make your BitLife exactly like your real life
David's mom: uhh....that doesn't compute...uhh...wait...uhhh you're under arrest
Do a scrublife challenge
Do school based on your past experience bijuu
One art teacher would always say outloud during class if I sneezed, moved my legs, scratched my cheek, ran fingers through my hair etc. How i was 'picking my nose', 'being disgusting', 'scratching my ass'. I hated her, I wanted to learn to draw and such, but she made me feel miserable and made bullying much worse for me.
But I also had some teachers who would constantly tell me if I didn't understand anything I didn't care at all and I should just understand instantly. i have learning disabilities which was known, but it was only some teachers who told me that a lot. Just some teachers are great others are terrible
why does Bijuu always make my day?
0:21
Mike: Hey, come here!
Scrub: Y u bully me?!
The Bakugo Katsuki challange:
Rules:
- You must maintain top grades and smarts.
-Befriend the nerdiest kid and then turn on him, bullying him and insulting him all of the time.
-Take every opportunity to insult everyone or act out in class.
- You cannot be expelled.
-Argue with your Mum any time it gives the option.
- Once you graduate, be a overall jerk to everyone but still have a career that aims to fight crime.
'All-boys school? We're in America, I don't even think we have those here.' Good job, Mike.
Do a popular kid episode!
Rules:
1. Be smart
2. Be a teachers pet.
3. Be pretty.
4. Join the popular group
5. Have good grades.
6. Be friends with EVERYBODY in the school.
7. Find a gf/bf quick.
8. Have your parents hate you
9. If you get bullied, fight them.
10. If a teacher mocks you *fight them.*
11. Get a full time job by 16.
12. Always go to the gym.
13. Get a good job.
Do a teacher's pet one where u always report students and never fight and yeah
Maybe that will keep David's mom off my back
Bijuu Mike:being the worst student
Davids mom: *I AM SPEED*
You should have joined the popular club! (not hate. Love your vids!)
Wow. As a child if I yelled I got popped in the mouth. I learned pretty quickly.
Bijuu Mike challenge!!!!
You must be a decent kid
You have to either be in the weeb or gamer club. And you MUST be a teachers pet. (Cause you seem like that type of person and I said so)
I searched this up two hours ago and found nothing and I'm so happy that you posted I love you Bijuu Mike!
There was a fight that occurred in my school while I was in choir class. The cafeteria was used for study hall sometimes. There was this guy who kept trying to say how he was going to fight this really tall football player. While I was in choir, the person tried to fight him and the other guy knocked him out with one punch. We had to be held in class. In my school, if you left choir and went down the hall, you would automatically be in the cafeteria. We had a sub, so we weren't singing that day. The entire class was watching what happened during the fight on twitter. I had to watch someone else's phone because I didn't have twitter. It was scary and hilarious at the same time