Bloody Stream (Medieval Style)

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  • @steeldruid
    @steeldruid  4 роки тому +5732

    This'll be it for a while, boys.
    I'm in the process of finding a new place to live, and starting my studies. I won't be long, maybe a month or two, but when I come back...
    What would you like to see/hear?

  • @Weird_Alchemist42
    @Weird_Alchemist42 4 роки тому +14711

    "Thou next spoken words shall be thus: 'Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph!?'"

    • @freakoutcat8396
      @freakoutcat8396 4 роки тому +1256

      Did thou strategize this outcome too, Sir Joseph?
      BY THINE GODS!
      Edit: thy -> thou

    • @zawarudo596
      @zawarudo596 4 роки тому +200

      *did _thou_

    • @EvelynnWinters2000
      @EvelynnWinters2000 4 роки тому +748

      "Indeed, i stacketh the entire deck"
      *that beith a lie, but it shall infuriate Sir Kars*

    • @freakoutcat8396
      @freakoutcat8396 4 роки тому +36

      @@zawarudo596 oh ok thx

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 4 роки тому +105

      @@zawarudo596 Thou must be thanked for the correction of thine words.

  • @vlaamscherp
    @vlaamscherp 4 роки тому +7612

    "I shalt use my hindmost technique, to retreateth tactically!"

    • @steeldruid
      @steeldruid  4 роки тому +1077

      surely thou canst mean THAT technique, sir joseph?

    • @bayutrihanggoro4210
      @bayutrihanggoro4210 4 роки тому +669

      @@steeldruid *smug*
      RUN FORTH THINE LIIIIFEEE!!!!!

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 4 роки тому +374

      Kars, probably: Hm. An act of cowardice. Thou must be foolish, to think thine can escape the wings of Death!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 роки тому +97

      Nigerundayo Smokey!

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 4 роки тому +244

      SMOKEY, MAKE HASTE!

  • @andrewholmes2850
    @andrewholmes2850 4 роки тому +11389

    Holy Roman alchemy is the most noteworthy on the globe

    • @kentlampad7266
      @kentlampad7266 4 роки тому +624

      You utter fool!

    • @Slack_Official
      @Slack_Official 4 роки тому +984

      Thou pathetic jester!

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 4 роки тому +125

      They didn't know it was a globe back then

    • @timbreuer7579
      @timbreuer7579 4 роки тому +361

      Yes they did they already hab Model globes

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 4 роки тому +329

      Ponera Grimoire the only people that really think the earth flat are 21st century Karens.

  • @kurry77
    @kurry77 4 роки тому +2612

    I can imagine von stroheim being like 70% wood

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 роки тому +558

      "Holy Roman alchemy is the most notable on the globe!" ~ another commenter

    • @onlygames4140
      @onlygames4140 3 роки тому +68

      @@Kuriboh1008 Holy Roman 😭

    • @timbreuer7579
      @timbreuer7579 3 роки тому +86

      No von stroheim is 70% jewish Golem Israeli magic is the most noteble on this realm

    • @_lol69_17
      @_lol69_17 3 роки тому +39

      Just a log with a head

    • @ЗапорозькийКочівник
      @ЗапорозькийКочівник 3 роки тому +12

      Did he burn cuz moving?

  • @kialin
    @kialin 4 роки тому +4846

    How part 2 sounds to Josuke when Joseph tells him about it

    • @sakyyk
      @sakyyk 4 роки тому +58

      LoL

    • @ineedaname6757
      @ineedaname6757 4 роки тому +55

      It's not . . . medieval?

    • @sakyyk
      @sakyyk 4 роки тому +271

      @@ineedaname6757 it's not, but a lot of people don't have a good idea or sense of timeline of humans or the world. So Josuke would also think it that way lol

    • @norange7903
      @norange7903 4 роки тому +12

      LmAO

    • @tetsutetsu7206
      @tetsutetsu7206 4 роки тому +17

      Sakyy .K I think you missed the joke

  • @bigchiefcxlvi7292
    @bigchiefcxlvi7292 4 роки тому +5757

    “Thine next speech shall be “Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being””
    “Is thy correct?”

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 4 роки тому +243

      Impossible. I am thou’s god. Thine’s ultimate being! BY GOD!

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 4 роки тому +131

      “Next thou shalt say: “Impossible. I am thy god. The ultimate being.”
      “Art thou correct?”

    • @aenilies
      @aenilies 4 роки тому +8

      Oh God, I have no idea what that means lmao

    • @JmonsterNEO
      @JmonsterNEO 4 роки тому +11

      Joanna Ciszewska it means “I am your god. The ultimate being”

    • @neverseemstoAsh
      @neverseemstoAsh 4 роки тому +28

      you can't just throw thou and thy in random places and have it be proper old english

  • @mauroelawesome6247
    @mauroelawesome6247 4 роки тому +9823

    This would be if the pillar men would wake up early

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 4 роки тому +271

      Tbh even with stands I doubt anyone could have defeated them

    • @lonerscandream2019
      @lonerscandream2019 4 роки тому +415

      @@isuckatusernames4297 vanilla ice and the hand could definitely beat them, probably

    • @vipoff3309
      @vipoff3309 4 роки тому +307

      @Bożydar Grabowski Speech 100

    • @seventy9-ninety857
      @seventy9-ninety857 4 роки тому +167

      @@lonerscandream2019 D4C could also kill Ultimate Kars

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +129

      The actual crusaders would go full stand user on them and wipe the floor with their heretic asses obviously 😄

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 4 роки тому +4678

    Sir Joseph: Where is Caesar?
    Sir Wamuu: I dost fear the weight of his cross was too much for thy friend to bare.

    • @ParticleBomb
      @ParticleBomb 4 роки тому +106

      Too soon

    • @kalderanx3750
      @kalderanx3750 4 роки тому +82

      Antares90 it’s been over three decades irl since it was written and over 80 years if we’re counting that it takes place in the thirties

    • @AeroQC
      @AeroQC 4 роки тому +65

      There hath been no words more apt to describe his predicament.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +58

      @@kalderanx3750 It will always be too soon.

    • @weirdunknownperson2916
      @weirdunknownperson2916 4 роки тому +36

      He died by the power of christ

  • @maxnnnnn
    @maxnnnnn 4 роки тому +3445

    Plot Twist: *JoJo is actually a medieval play and Araki is hundreds of years old*

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 роки тому +300

      We already know he used the mask because he hasnt aged in 30 years

    • @yes6382
      @yes6382 4 роки тому +191

      The reason we dont see him in broad daylight

    • @babarshah6479
      @babarshah6479 4 роки тому +120

      @@artifex2.080 More like he is using Hamon.

    • @dudestop1198
      @dudestop1198 4 роки тому +30

      Ye Olde Wondrous and Strange Tales of Jon the Jester

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 роки тому +10

      @@dudestop1198 Fun fact: Ye is actually a misinterpretation of Þe or. Þ is "Thorn" or "TH"

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 роки тому +2977

    1400: We'll have Flying Cars in the future
    1940: wait a minu--

    • @lucaspatrick5519
      @lucaspatrick5519 4 роки тому +60

      Quarantined Valkyrie you realize it’s a show about robot nazis and men that have been in pillars for many years

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella 4 роки тому +72

      @@VioletValk
      1. It's a joke, I'm not referencing that certain subreddit because I'm not a redditor, but you know what I mean.
      2. Carriages were a thing and that's what literally caused this Beauty of an Adventure.

    • @beaustanton5286
      @beaustanton5286 4 роки тому +28

      @@butteredsalmonella I never thought about if carriages didn't exist the whole story wouldn't of happened

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella 4 роки тому +27

      @@beaustanton5286 The carriage that Jonathan's father and mother had crashed on, which ended up getting discovered by Dario (Dio's Abusive Father) where he then robs them which included the stone mask, his plan changed when he finds George barely conscious he then pretends to be his rescuers which made George feel like he owns a debt to him, gave him a letter or something like that that will support the Brando Family, after Dario dies, Dio uses the letter so he can come to the Joestar Mansion, and so begins this bizarrely bizzare adventure.

    • @moltencore3316
      @moltencore3316 4 роки тому +40

      Wait Flying "Kars"?! Well guess they were right.

  • @RainTeaWeather
    @RainTeaWeather 4 роки тому +3702

    Joseph, after seeing his mother: "Now this is a very pleasant view to behold!"

    • @jerryrandi6342
      @jerryrandi6342 4 роки тому +210

      Nice

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 4 роки тому +376

      If thine eyes wonder past the key hole for but a second, what harm shall it cause? *peeks*

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 4 роки тому +128

      Joshua Wilshaw *sees*
      How wonderfully pleasant! Naiseee!

    • @mrbelarabi6062
      @mrbelarabi6062 4 роки тому +106

      Sir joseph After he reliese that his mother: *BY THE ELDER GODS*

    • @angelicalily4279
      @angelicalily4279 4 роки тому +4

      Why is Lappland watching JJBA? Lol anyway nice comment.

  • @minticusmaximus4288
    @minticusmaximus4288 4 роки тому +4005

    "Thou'st next statement shall be: T'was this part of thay design Knight Joseph?"

    • @maisonadwin2161
      @maisonadwin2161 4 роки тому +174

      T’was this part of that design King Joseph? THEE GOD!

    • @herculesatan4514
      @herculesatan4514 4 роки тому +103

      How doth thine always knoweth?

    • @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
      @dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 4 роки тому +125

      "YES KARTS, TWAS WAS PLANED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING" "(twas a lie but I know it shall infuriate sir karts)"

    • @lunlunala1391
      @lunlunala1391 4 роки тому +2

      I am your 666th like.

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 роки тому +24

      @@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
      There's something about medieval Kars being "Karts" that just kills me...

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 роки тому +3097

    "Accept this, oaf of a Joseph... Yon ultimate Ripple of mine!"
    _"KAIIIIIIIIISEEEEEER!"_

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 4 роки тому +8

      This is not ww1

    • @mrber0546
      @mrber0546 4 роки тому +112

      @@senatorcatotheelder7530 depending on your pronunciation of Latin, Caesar can actually be pronounced as kaiser

    • @aditk792
      @aditk792 4 роки тому +29

      @@mrber0546 yea I think gyro's name is pronounced as kaiser

    • @pudgyborb9792
      @pudgyborb9792 4 роки тому +5

      @@aditk792 It is 👌

    • @idiotsandwich115
      @idiotsandwich115 4 роки тому +15

      Oh no.. My last name is Kaiser.. And I'm german.. HELP

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 роки тому +1455

    Brutus: Your next words are "Et tu Brute?"
    Caesar: Et tu Brut- *NANI?!*
    *Gaius Julius Caesar has died*

    • @AbsurdlyLudicrous724
      @AbsurdlyLudicrous724 4 роки тому +44

      2 months, and not a single person has made a joke about screaming Caesar's name.

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 роки тому +101

      @@AbsurdlyLudicrous724 ok then
      Octavian: *"CAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!!"*

    • @DeelonJ
      @DeelonJ 4 роки тому +2

      @Cyclic Jellie incorrect 2/3 of this is gyros ufll name

    • @princeking8608
      @princeking8608 4 роки тому +3

      @@DeelonJ Lmao I'm sure that's what he meant

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 3 роки тому +1

      CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

  • @OfDaSouth
    @OfDaSouth 4 роки тому +498

    "A UTTER FOOL, THOU SURELY ART! THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S TECHNOLOGY HAS NO EQUAL IN ANY OF THE MAP'S FOUR CORNERS, VERILY!"
    *launches trebuchet*

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi 3 роки тому +29

      *Stomach-mounted ballista.

    • @EmeraldX2
      @EmeraldX2 3 роки тому +5

      Kars: Are you sure about that?

    • @riot_shield8428
      @riot_shield8428 3 роки тому +9

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @hodor4904
      @hodor4904 3 роки тому +5

      @@Miraihi Stomach-mounted handcannon.

    • @crypticsnipezlp3364
      @crypticsnipezlp3364 3 роки тому +1

      GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
      -Stroheim

  • @RyonettZXA053
    @RyonettZXA053 4 роки тому +3560

    "THE GERMAN CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!"
    *Sir. Rudol Von Stroheim*

  • @goose9245
    @goose9245 4 роки тому +1168

    "Run'eth For Ye life smokeeeeeyyy"

    • @thepunishersequence291
      @thepunishersequence291 4 роки тому +39

      *flee

    • @johnliin
      @johnliin 4 роки тому +23

      Am I the only one who doesn't know anything about Shakespeare and medieval language?

    • @cryingcrane8173
      @cryingcrane8173 4 роки тому +67

      @@johnliin Thou requirest nary idea of the olde tongue, for verily 'tis but a humorous mockery, this way of speech. If thou'rt fine with a makeshyft speech, and thou proceedest to create humorous comments, then naught shall I say in protest, for he who accuseth another man on such petty grounds is quite the loser indeed.

    • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
      @SamiTheAnxiousBean 4 роки тому +25

      @@johnliin Shakespeare talked pretty normally for his time
      *He just couldn't spell*

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof 4 роки тому +5

      ETHIOPFLEEDAYO

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 4 роки тому +2105

    Ah yes those evil pillar men.
    Wamuu
    Esidisi
    &
    Chariot

  • @noriakikakyoin7028
    @noriakikakyoin7028 4 роки тому +190

    Joseph: *crys over caesar death*
    Caesar:just take my hamon

  • @georges.7386
    @georges.7386 4 роки тому +588

    “Hello, strong men that attracteth the eyes of many a fare maiden. Wilst thou allow me to pass by your checkpoint unscathed? I have several bottles of tequila on my presence.”
    “Do not move, heathen! Thou share in appearance with my sister, who has a build reminiscent of an ox!!!”
    “Most agreeable masters, the only articles of which I have under my outer garments is more tequila! Wouldst thou be tempted to steal a fleeting glance at my humble visage~?”

  • @Phoenix-cl2el
    @Phoenix-cl2el 4 роки тому +1723

    “I have came with a offering, tequila, could thou let I pass?”

    • @johncox187
      @johncox187 4 роки тому +33

      Mead*

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 4 роки тому +14

      Phoenix you and John Cox shall pass we adore thien offering of tequila and thy noble mead welcome to our steadfast kingdom

    • @juice-box9321
      @juice-box9321 4 роки тому +56

      "Are thou ill in thy head? Just behold thy stature! Truly only an oaf should fall for such trickery. Now, surrender thyself before we need harm thou."

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 4 роки тому +10

      Juice-Box eye king shall thine rolyalty have thine royal gaurdes find and execute those peasants

    • @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156
      @remainderofsturgeonslaw7156 4 роки тому +11

      I‘m now seeing Joseph dressing up as either a Tavern Wench or Nun as he’s trying to get past the Guards

  • @TrueShilic
    @TrueShilic 4 роки тому +3322

    This is what Part 2 would have been like if the Pillar Men had woken up 1000 years early

  • @thewrustywrench21
    @thewrustywrench21 4 роки тому +1715

    “Thus sayeth you: ‘Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!’”
    “Do not dishonor our duel, sir Jojo!”

    • @JackaboiTV
      @JackaboiTV 4 роки тому +35

      Nani?!

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 4 роки тому +81

      PARDON?

    • @thieuslangen9279
      @thieuslangen9279 4 роки тому +37

      'What in God's dear name?'

    • @lumbo788
      @lumbo788 4 роки тому +28

      'Thy dagger is hidden in pockets on thy behind me'lord

    • @marche800
      @marche800 4 роки тому +20

      @@lumbo788 By what witchcraft?!

  • @dienstaghd5815
    @dienstaghd5815 4 роки тому +841

    Joseph
    *gets arm cut off
    Joseph: tis but a scratch
    Stroheim: you're wholes arms cut off
    Joseph: no it isnt

    • @TheJTPlays_
      @TheJTPlays_ 4 роки тому +29

      @Mio Honda 'Tis was a Monty Python reference

    • @VioletValk
      @VioletValk 4 роки тому +4

      the JT plays “tis’ was” isn’t grammatically correct. it’d just be tis’ because tis’ is “it is” so “it is was” wouldn’t make sense.

    • @marrarilander9239
      @marrarilander9239 4 роки тому

      no t'is but a mere flesh wound

    • @panzernerd42
      @panzernerd42 4 роки тому +2

      MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE YEEEEEEEEEE

    • @panzernerd42
      @panzernerd42 4 роки тому +2

      JoJo: Tis but a scratch.
      Stroheim: A scratch? your arms off!
      JoJo: No it's not.
      Stroheim: Then whats that then? *points at evered arm*
      JoJo: I've had worse.

  • @kirbgaming8192
    @kirbgaming8192 4 роки тому +378

    “I give thee thy appreciation, very appreciated sir Caesar!”
    “THOU SHALL RUN AWAY, SIR SMOKEY FRIEND”
    “I predict thous’t next line be....”
    “OH NO!..... OH THYNE LORD! THE HEAVENLY FECES”

    • @DaiaAdorns
      @DaiaAdorns 4 роки тому +14

      THE HEAVENLY FECES LOL
      I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 4 роки тому +5

      Agent Carly
      **wheeze**

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 роки тому

      Heavenly feces lmao

  • @Pxrple.vxmp0
    @Pxrple.vxmp0 4 роки тому +819

    “Just take me hamon bro”
    The best way to describe caesar’s death

    • @wilhelmus1939
      @wilhelmus1939 4 роки тому +17

      @Caesar Zeppeli SHIZAAAAA!!!

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 роки тому +2

      Ceaser: *Dying*
      Ceasar again: *Bubble boi*
      Ceasar again again: *Take my fucking hamon I don’t care*

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 роки тому

      Caesar Zeppeli *Its how I spell it lmao*

  • @afifhunter1295
    @afifhunter1295 4 роки тому +805

    These new stand users won't understand "The Tragedy of Caesar"

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 роки тому +30

      Those spin users wouldnt underSTAND the complexity of hamon

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots 4 роки тому +6

      Part skippers also.

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 4 роки тому +6

      @@RobotPilots battle tendency best part
      Change my mind

    • @lowlypurveyorofcram
      @lowlypurveyorofcram 4 роки тому +8

      Have you heard The Tragedy of Sir Caesar the wise

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx 4 роки тому +6

      "Why didn't his Stand just stop the stone from falling on him?" -new Stand users, probably

  • @giagarex
    @giagarex 4 роки тому +443

    "SIR JOJO, TIS MY LAST RESERVE OF HAMON MAGIC. THOU SHALL TAKE IT FROM ME!!!"

  • @disjointedhoudini
    @disjointedhoudini 4 роки тому +89

    Dio: Oh ho! Then come hither, fool!
    Jotaro: *Jingles miserably across the floor*

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 4 роки тому +401

    JoJo's peculiar quest:
    The adventures of Sir Bruford and Sir Tarkus

  • @vergeljai
    @vergeljai 4 роки тому +459

    Sir JoJo's Peculiar Escapade: Combat Inclination

  • @ultimatepronoob7320
    @ultimatepronoob7320 4 роки тому +699

    "Ye shalt do it t'ill thine final breath..."
    "What is thine plan Sir Joseph?"
    *chuckles*
    "RUN FOR THINE LIFE SIR SMOKEEEEEEEEYYYYYY"

    • @noustrant
      @noustrant 4 роки тому +39

      Oh, the blessed Virgin Mary for i knoweth thou plan from the beginning!!!

    • @angelicalily4279
      @angelicalily4279 4 роки тому +7

      Lol this is an underrated comment.

    • @deadknight1402
      @deadknight1402 4 роки тому +5

      "I must useth thee secrete tradition of mine familee name."

  • @zinji4592
    @zinji4592 4 роки тому +1636

    Who would kill Caesar faster.
    A group of senators with daggers
    or
    One cross-shaped stone

    • @KENSHIROez3260
      @KENSHIROez3260 4 роки тому +46

      But they are the entire Senate.....

    • @mabh1967
      @mabh1967 4 роки тому +27

      you have gone too far....

    • @malikharper1549
      @malikharper1549 4 роки тому +11

      One Stoney boi

    • @driddick7361
      @driddick7361 4 роки тому +10

      Oh come now good sir! We all know the Great Caesar is too mighty to fall before runts!

    • @markmedrano9514
      @markmedrano9514 4 роки тому +16

      PetPar RecBin54 II I AM THE SENATE

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 4 роки тому +66

    "Et tu, Wamuu" Then fall rock on Caesar

  • @angelicalily4279
    @angelicalily4279 4 роки тому +74

    "Yo pass the aux cord"
    "You better not play trash"
    *Bloody Stream (Medieval Style) plays*

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 4 роки тому +2147

    Player: ”Caesar wants to fight Waamu on his own.”
    DM: ”Are you sure?”
    Player: ”Yes, I am sure”
    DM: ”Ok, roll a dexterity save”
    Player: ”Natural 1...”
    DM: ”Rocks fall, Caesar dies”

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +66

      Escape rolls and saving throws probably also nat 1, smh

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 роки тому +56

      He-he almost beat Whammu...
      Sure, getting hit by the divine sandstorm and a cross shaped slab calls for low dexterity, but he had Wham! on the ropes.

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 4 роки тому +67

      Player: I'd like to encase my headband in a bubble, and put the remainder of my Ki into it for Joseph to use
      DM: You can't just transfer your Ki into an object-
      Player: It's your house rule!
      DM: ugh, fine. *Makes a note to remove homebrew KI rule after campaign*

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 4 роки тому +2

      Lol this is pretty good.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 4 роки тому +3

      Ivan Ivan Lol makes a note

  • @kloudykreyven7148
    @kloudykreyven7148 4 роки тому +747

    It’s as if the song itself is made in heaven

  • @pedrogameprais7304
    @pedrogameprais7304 4 роки тому +317

    “Eventually, Kars ceased bethinking”

  • @monkyfunny2171
    @monkyfunny2171 4 роки тому +80

    “Thou may have outsmartheth thine critical thinking, I have outsmartheth yours too! Sir Esith Disith.”

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ 4 роки тому +223

    Your next line will be: “‘Tis but a scratch!”

    • @thiccboicometh2169
      @thiccboicometh2169 4 роки тому +23

      Tis but a scratch
      PARDON?!?!

    • @leoleo4469
      @leoleo4469 4 роки тому +3

      A scratch? Thy arm in it's entirety hath been removed from thy shoulder!

    • @andrewarton1623
      @andrewarton1623 4 роки тому +4

      It’s only a flesh wound

    • @debatebattle
      @debatebattle 3 роки тому

      Tis but a scratch!

    • @PSC4.1
      @PSC4.1 3 роки тому

      Tis but a-
      Nandato?

  • @tinidor08
    @tinidor08 4 роки тому +1096

    I can Imagine that rabbit scene from monty python but with a squirrel. LOL

    • @Paxindica96
      @Paxindica96 4 роки тому +32

      Oh god yea, that rabbit's dynamite.

    • @marianxendor3974
      @marianxendor3974 4 роки тому +33

      Bring forth the holy hand grenade!

    • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
      @justanenglishcommentpassin644 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @thegoodhunter4042
      @thegoodhunter4042 4 роки тому +12

      thou shallst count to three, not 4 and not 2 unless thou is counting up to 3, 5 is out of the question.

    • @nc3057
      @nc3057 4 роки тому +1

      @@justanenglishcommentpassin644 i Saw you everywhere dude

  • @JaysEpitome
    @JaysEpitome 4 роки тому +501

    Shiza: well, i died
    Angel: Thy first time facing the art of death my bard? No worries sir Jonathan of the Joestar house will meet your finest needs, tis' but a scratch for thy hand.

    • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
      @CreeperDude-cm1wv 4 роки тому +28

      That's actually kind of wholesome to think that Ceasar has met Jonathan in the afterlife

  • @Nick-ou8hl
    @Nick-ou8hl 4 роки тому +437

    Stroheim:" *THE GERMAN* ..."
    Joseph:" Wait, Germany does not exist yet Sir..."

    • @vincentchang0093
      @vincentchang0093 4 роки тому +75

      Sir. Stroheim:"THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE CRUSADES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

    • @eliaslopez2740
      @eliaslopez2740 4 роки тому +16

      The teuton!

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima 4 роки тому +20

      Brrrreakamonoggaaa! Holy Roman Empire has the most advanced technology on the earth!

    • @oberstkarl6640
      @oberstkarl6640 4 роки тому +5

      hm, germanic tribes, the holy roman empire, prussia, idk lol

    • @titaniumsalmon3238
      @titaniumsalmon3238 4 роки тому +2

      @@oberstkarl6640 East Francia?

  • @justsomedinosaur9440
    @justsomedinosaur9440 4 роки тому +81

    Here's the lyrics:
    Shijima no soko kara
    静寂の底から
    Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki o koe
    目覚めるその柱たち時を越え
    Shinku no chishio ga
    深紅の血潮が
    Tachiagaru yūki o hiki awaseru
    立ち上がる勇気を惹きあわせる
    Uketsugu ai o sadame to yobunara
    受け継ぐ愛を宿命と呼ぶなら
    Hohoemu me de tsugi no te o
    微笑む目で次の手を
    Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
    闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
    Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
    刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
    Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
    つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
    Like a bloody storm
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
    Atsuku like a bloody stone
    熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
    Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
    血脈に刻まれた因縁に
    Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
    浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
    Nigirishimete
    握りしめて
    Minagiru chikara ni
    漲る力に
    Uchitsukeru kodō wa akashi tomo no koe
    打ち付ける鼓動は証友の声
    Nijinda itami to
    滲んだ痛みと
    Ima ikinuku imi o kawashi nagara
    今生き抜く意味を交わしながら
    Omae no ishi ga yoake o michibiku
    お前の意志が夜明けを導く
    Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de
    目映いほどの気高さで
    Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e
    光射す丘へ灼熱の空へ
    Tamashī ga butsukari au tabiji e
    魂がぶつかりあう旅路へ
    Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai o sukue
    悲しみに塗られた未来を救え
    Like a bloody soul
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ソウル
    Moyase like a bloody star
    燃やせライク・アー・ブラッディー・スター
    Honō saki kaze o tachi sono saki e
    炎裂き風を断ちその先へ
    Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume
    怖れずに何も躊躇わず進め
    Nagare no naka
    流れの中
    Kyōmei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni
    共鳴する運命の波紋胸に
    Yami o azamuite setsuna o kawashite
    闇を欺いて刹那を躱して
    Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki o tsuke
    刃すり抜け奴らの間隙を突け
    Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku
    つらぬいた信念が未来を拓く
    Like a bloody storm
    ライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーム
    Atsuku like a bloody stone
    熱くライク・アー・ブラッディー・ストーン
    Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta in'nen ni
    血脈に刻まれた因縁に
    Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna
    浮き上がる消えない誇りの絆
    Nigirishimete
    握りしめて

  • @tengudwn57
    @tengudwn57 4 роки тому +59

    Prussian alchemical arts are upon thine highest decrees of the vast stretches of Earth!

  • @brandonvistan7444
    @brandonvistan7444 4 роки тому +1119

    The events following the defeat of Kars are as such: The technologically advanced knight, Sir Rudol von Stroheim, died during the invasion of a foreign kingdom. The wealthy baron, Speedwagon, lived on for several years, but his ghost was called of him in the form of attack upon his waifu heart. Lisa Lisa settled with a playwright on the western edges of the known world. Smokey the Trusty Knave eventually returned to his homeland and acquired the title of lord. As for Sir Joseph, he begat Holly Joestar and she begat Jotaro Kujo. With the aid of Jotaro and other allies, Sir Joseph was able to lead a successful crusade in the east. There are many more accounts regarding the recorded persons, but so great would the labor be for a scribe to write upon one epistle alone.

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 роки тому +64

      For that hast been a great journey

    • @blitzkriegdragon013
      @blitzkriegdragon013 4 роки тому +30

      playwright* would be more historically accurate.

    • @Fawwaz-zk7ts
      @Fawwaz-zk7ts 4 роки тому +23

      So,is sir Rudolf von Stroheim died during baltic crusade?

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 4 роки тому +5

      @@blitzkriegdragon013 Oh yeah. That's what I meant.

    • @Hessenball
      @Hessenball 4 роки тому +2

      He Lived Happy in The Teutonig Order
      Then Poland Showd up

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2355

    All jokes aside, this song hits harder than the rock that fell on Caesar.

  • @andrewholmes2850
    @andrewholmes2850 4 роки тому +558

    Thy following statement shall be: "Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee"

    • @bolrath6984
      @bolrath6984 4 роки тому +54

      tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- BY GOD!

    • @imperialkitkat
      @imperialkitkat 4 роки тому +12

      @@bolrath6984 ye how dost one acquire such witchcraftment

    • @_MrMoney
      @_MrMoney 4 роки тому +9

      Tis impo- WHAT IN THE LORD'S NAME?

    • @AngelsLance
      @AngelsLance 4 роки тому +5

      Tis impossible to create such a work of beauty as thee- Forsooth! I hath been outwitted!

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 4 роки тому

      Tis Im - ah ah Ah how did thyne do that to thyne fellow scribes in thyne scribe box

  • @thefirestarter06
    @thefirestarter06 4 роки тому +30

    “TAKETH MINE NEW SPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MINE HAMON-FILLED METALLIC SPHERES THAT SHALL MAKETH A SOUND WHEN CLACKED TOGETHER!”

  • @Bonnie_Mairead
    @Bonnie_Mairead 4 роки тому +63

    King : "Servant! Did thou find minstrels to play at oneself's own party!"
    Servent : "Yes my leige."
    King : "Well, whomst did thy bring? Cyril and the Seven Plagues? Henry and the Hags? The Lice Brothers?"
    Servent : . . .
    King : "Answer me dammit!"
    Servent : *brings in this*
    King : . . .
    Servent : . . .
    King : . . .
    Servent : . . .
    King : "For now on, you must hire only them."

  • @FizzyPopVevo
    @FizzyPopVevo 4 роки тому +175

    Kars: sir joseph of house joestar I humbly beg for thee red stone of aja for my mighty metamorphosis into thy ultimate life form.
    Joseph: lol wat?

    • @SamMito28
      @SamMito28 4 роки тому +4

      Joseph's line cracked me up

  • @goatherder6166
    @goatherder6166 4 роки тому +289

    “I still have one infallible concoction!”
    “Hightail it off the scene sir Smokey!”

    • @terrywinters9123
      @terrywinters9123 4 роки тому +11

      Doth time to flee sir Smokey!

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 роки тому +9

      Smokey would be seen as a pickpocket and would not have a noble title.
      "RETREAT WITH HASTE, SMOKEY!"

    • @wannielmorsiquilloiii8552
      @wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 4 роки тому +6

      Nigerundayeth with haste Esquire Smokey Brown!

    • @carloszapata847
      @carloszapata847 2 роки тому +1

      @@AirahsELL
      Joseph knighted him because YOLO.

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 2 роки тому +1

      @@wannielmorsiquilloiii8552 Okay. This comment killed me! You win the last of my Hamon!

  • @sareth027
    @sareth027 4 роки тому +219

    " I didn't expected Spanish inquisition to show up..."

    • @conwool2609
      @conwool2609 4 роки тому +20

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    • @codenamejayden6345
      @codenamejayden6345 4 роки тому +5

      Because
      That may be a jojo reference

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 3 роки тому +1

      I just expected a normal sketch, I didn’t expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition
      NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

    • @mukundahosangadi5578
      @mukundahosangadi5578 3 роки тому +1

      @@conwool2609 noone can just deflect the emarald splash

  • @williamwolfstein6170
    @williamwolfstein6170 4 роки тому +28

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Lord Caesar? It's not a story that stand users would like you to hear...

  • @atilakakimori6960
    @atilakakimori6960 4 роки тому +193

    Sorry, I'm not sure but i think this is a JOJO REFERENCE

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 4 роки тому +407

    The only problem with Joseph in a medieval era is that he can’t pull out that mirror, hand grenade and machine gun trick.

    • @linusmota9712
      @linusmota9712 4 роки тому +71

      he'd probably use a crossbow and a catapult

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 роки тому +87

      Linus Mota Ancient problems call for ancient solutions

    • @drewwitvoet9288
      @drewwitvoet9288 4 роки тому +17

      Nay he shall use the natural reflection of the water on sir straizo

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 4 роки тому +2

      wololololowhat sup Greek Fire!

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 4 роки тому +5

      Hand grenades existed in China. Gunpowder was a thing but there weren't many firearms that made their way to Europe, much less America.

  • @numanbuyuk940
    @numanbuyuk940 4 роки тому +405

    Man, I love these comments. Also, this one is really cool man. We'll miss you.

    • @steeldruid
      @steeldruid  4 роки тому +100

      Ain't gonna be gone long! Just gotta get settled in is all

  • @TheBryanScout
    @TheBryanScout 4 роки тому +35

    When Signor Caesar is crushed by a stone and Sir Joseph is left to mourn with Lady Lisa

  • @padwock3981
    @padwock3981 4 роки тому +5

    “YOU SIMPLETON, I HAVE DECEIVED YOU, THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACK”

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +14

    *Caesar:* Jerusalem
    *Rock:* The Latin Church

  • @paytonbrady310
    @paytonbrady310 4 роки тому +174

    he's unmatched unkillable. the ultimate lifeform.

  • @Rizzless69
    @Rizzless69 4 роки тому +362

    JoJo: Tommy Gun
    Medieval JoJo: Crossbow

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 роки тому +27

      JoJo: Stands
      Medieval JoJo: Guardian Spirits

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 4 роки тому +14

      @@darksteiner631 wouldn't it be patron saints instead?

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 4 роки тому +5

      I mean he did use a crossbow at the end, but failed miserably

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 4 роки тому +2

      @@almalone3282 that's medieval sbrverse

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 роки тому +3

      @@almalone3282 Not all of them are christians, and also it fits appropriately to the Japanese culture. Since they believe in guardian spirits

  • @edgargaebolg9307
    @edgargaebolg9307 4 роки тому +76

    Never had I expected the Holy Roman Empire to appear

  • @hamiltonkid4454
    @hamiltonkid4454 4 роки тому +15

    "Thou shalt declare, "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
    "Thy shan't dishonor thine duel, Joseph Joestar!"
    "BEFUDDLED!?"

  • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
    @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 4 роки тому +4

    "FLEE FOR THINE EXISTENCE, SQUIRE SMOKEY!!"

  • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
    @Mike_Ka-Chowski 4 роки тому +28

    I believe this was the song chosen for medieval renditions of Oedipus
    "It will hurt not if I taketh a glimpse at thee. Verrrillllyyy"

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +73

    Jojo! This is the lasteth of mine own Hamon! Taketh it from me!

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +2

      @Samuel Scott SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA WHY HAVE YOU DEPARTED SO SOON? Thine heart aches at the thought of thou not by my side in this war. The Great Wammu of the Unholy Tomb, prepare thyself for my Breath of God and Spherical instruments of Speed and Pain.

  • @is0052
    @is0052 4 роки тому +7

    The pillar men Wagon is coming for the philosopher stone of Aja.

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 3 роки тому +7

    Sir Polnareff: Sir Jotaro, thou gigi invented food. Says it pancake ey. O shall try 'em.

  • @ProtoFriglacial
    @ProtoFriglacial 4 роки тому +48

    "How was that Sir Joseph? I cut your arm off, cease now and you may be spared!"
    "Tis' but a Scratch"

  • @vincenzorutigliano5435
    @vincenzorutigliano5435 4 роки тому +102

    Didst thee bethink yond the m're 'ruption of a vulcano wouldst beest enow to stand ho the almighty Kars, Jojo?!

  • @Tenshii_Artii
    @Tenshii_Artii 4 роки тому +52

    I just have this image in my head of some intense battle going in some kind of valley. It is a brutal war on both sides. But then there's the local bard and his mates just standing all in the midst of that chaos, playing this tune. Somehow, not even that severed head that just flew past in front of him could deter his soul.

    • @v2danny925
      @v2danny925 4 роки тому +6

      This reminds me of Mordhau and People doing exactly that while blasting E1M1 in the middle of a battle

    • @kkaassist
      @kkaassist 4 роки тому +3

      tOSS A COIN TO THE-
      *fucking dies*

  • @stealmtm
    @stealmtm 4 роки тому +10

    Thou proceeding speech shall be: thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph!
    thou shall not besmirch thy duel, Sir Joseph! *he be thou witch!*

  • @jeanpierrepolnareff787
    @jeanpierrepolnareff787 4 роки тому +6

    So we just aren't going to talk about that "just take my hamon bro"?

  • @evanschmeven
    @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +68

    The next words that ye utter be "How can this unimaginable series of events commence!?"

    • @llammchen
      @llammchen 4 роки тому +7

      How can this unimaginable series of events commenc- By the gods!

  • @hagymasimilan3470
    @hagymasimilan3470 4 роки тому +79

    When you wake up too early and have to wait for the protagonist to be born

  • @LeoUchiha812
    @LeoUchiha812 4 роки тому +30

    I suppose, if there is no activity which I may partake in within the following half of an hour, then I had best make myself comfortable. The ideal location to do so would undoubtedly be before the entryway to Lady Elizabeth's private quarters. And should my gaze coincidentally be pulled toward the keyhole of said door...
    Most excellent!

  • @awkdarsh
    @awkdarsh 8 місяців тому +1

    "next thou will say, I shalt erase that smirk on thy face!"

  • @RealDonQuixote
    @RealDonQuixote 3 роки тому +3

    Ceaser of house Zeppeli: Just take my hamon bro
    Such a chad thing to say.

  • @jamesm783
    @jamesm783 4 роки тому +170

    Thou art an utter fool! the artifice of the Germanic people is without compare in this world!

    •  4 роки тому

      an?

    • @The0Stroy
      @The0Stroy 4 роки тому +1

      Teutonic Knight, Comtour Rudol from Stroheim...

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami 4 роки тому +8

    "Milord Joseph the Gallant of the Joestars. Sir Caesar of House Zeppeli hath fallen by a stone crucifix. Tis a tragedy of the Zeppeli line.."
    "NAAAAYYYY CAEEESSAAARRR"

  • @jakubkuberski448
    @jakubkuberski448 4 роки тому +64

    Thou indolent fools! Holy Roman armoury is the world's grandest!

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 роки тому +2

      Stroheim would definitly wear armour

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 4 роки тому

      he wouldve said german
      holy roman was not an identity

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 4 роки тому

      Marek Siciński German wasn't a thing either

  • @InkblotHyena
    @InkblotHyena 4 роки тому +5

    "For thy upcoming speech thou shalt utter, and I quote, shall indeed be-!"

  • @quiverblock5862
    @quiverblock5862 Рік тому +1

    F for our dear Italian youth. Such a tragedy to behold, my eyes also wetted to the scene. Caesar Zeppeli!!!!!

  • @brandonmurguia7566
    @brandonmurguia7566 4 роки тому +45

    Thine next words shall read “Do not besmirch our honorable duel Sir Joseph”
    “Do not besmirch our honorable duel Sir Joseph *Gasp*”
    “Beware of peril brewing at thine rear wamuu”

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +44

    This song plays when Shrek and Donkey fought against Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 4 роки тому +110

    Part 2 could be feasibly adapted to an early Renaissance setting.
    Swap the New York bits for London
    The Aztec temple stuff still fits.
    Swap the Nazis for say...rouge Teutonic Knights who want to resurrect the order.
    From there locations stay the same just adapt the time period.
    If you want to be extra spicy replace the seaplane in the final fight with one of Da Vinci's flying machines and have Joseph use hamon to help it fly. And obviously Stroheim couldn't be a full on Cyborg. Just give him some scars and a fancy prosthetic.

    • @crimsonbaron4418
      @crimsonbaron4418 4 роки тому +13

      There has been a knight who had a full on robotic hand

    • @Nether64
      @Nether64 4 роки тому

      @@crimsonbaron4418 what was his name?

    • @crimsonbaron4418
      @crimsonbaron4418 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nether64 Götz von Berlichingen

    • @wardensicarius3843
      @wardensicarius3843 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nether64 Guts of the Iron Hand, the real life inspiration for Guts of Berserk

    • @grey1916
      @grey1916 4 роки тому +1

      @@wardensicarius3843 He's also the man credited for the first use of the phrase "Kiss my ass!". What a guy.

  • @j0sei614
    @j0sei614 4 роки тому +1

    *Sir Joseph peeking on his own mother*
    *Exquisite!*

  • @dragonarmy1159
    @dragonarmy1159 10 місяців тому +1

    2023 master piece

  • @ardcheannard
    @ardcheannard 4 роки тому +76

    F in chat for the Italian chad himself.

  • @ahuman2303
    @ahuman2303 4 роки тому +696

    Is this a reference to a popular anime/manga JOJO’S bizzare adventures?

  • @thebingusgod7278
    @thebingusgod7278 4 роки тому +60

    JOJO, TAKE MY LUTE

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 роки тому +3

      Lady Lisa Lisa, did thousth hear that?

  • @Sam_Dabboi
    @Sam_Dabboi 4 роки тому +2

    R.I.P.
    Sir Caesar
    918-938

  • @florencedango8512
    @florencedango8512 Рік тому +2

    ceasar.. CEASAR?! " just take my hamon bro"

  • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
    @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 роки тому +22

    *"Just take me hamon bro"*

  • @quentinbrown9300
    @quentinbrown9300 4 роки тому +12

    JoJo: “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!”
    Shiza: “Thy darest blaspheme, sir JoJo?!”

  • @grunkofbeania7885
    @grunkofbeania7885 4 роки тому +223

    Can we get Stardust Crusader? That songs slaps enough as is.

    • @zeph4608
      @zeph4608 4 роки тому +3

      There isn't a song called stardust crusader

    • @patrickspencer2787
      @patrickspencer2787 4 роки тому +5

      @@zeph4608 Jotaro's theme is called Stardust Crusaders, op could have made a typo

    • @hydration7710
      @hydration7710 4 роки тому +5

      You mean Stand proud?

    • @rootbeerguy690
      @rootbeerguy690 4 роки тому +1

      @@hydration7710
      No, Jotaro's theme. The official name is Stardust Crusaders

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 4 роки тому

      @@rootbeerguy690 ... It is called Stand Proud.

  • @SmellyYFeet
    @SmellyYFeet 4 роки тому +5

    Ngl this song slaps harder than
    "Thunder Cross Split attack"

  • @JoicPersonal
    @JoicPersonal 4 роки тому +30

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Caesar in this video: Just take my hamon bro