Crab Rave - medieval style

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • Hello everyone,
    so I saw the idea for this video a few days ago on the channel of Cornelius Link.
    I liked it a lot, and so, I made my own vesion of Crab Rave
    If you like it, then please like and subscribe, because there's coming more...
    (Oh, yeah, and if you like this, you should also check out Cornelius Link's channel, beacuse he has some very nice videos!)
    I hope you enjoy!!
    Origina song: Crab Rave by Noisestorm
    • Noisestorm - Crab Rave...

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  • @modernmusicofthedarkages296
    @modernmusicofthedarkages296  4 роки тому +7141

    You can all say what you want, but I have fought with mud crabs and now keep some of them as pets

    • @goharkhach
      @goharkhach 4 роки тому +36

      Damn 44 secs ago

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 4 роки тому +80

      Those claws aren't just for attracting mates!

    • @aquaticchaos1717
      @aquaticchaos1717 4 роки тому +12

      Now you fucked up

    • @alessandromariani3015
      @alessandromariani3015 4 роки тому +10

      Pretty good, especially the 1:28 part. Anyway i think it can be done better, the sound is too heavy in my opinion, it needs to be way higher to get the same feeling.

    • @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286
      @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286 4 роки тому +7

      Tell me where to find them

  • @pyongyang-ace
    @pyongyang-ace 4 роки тому +5073

    Tis a jaunty tune to dance the dancing plague away

    • @kid14346
      @kid14346 4 роки тому +46

      Careful you may incure a Dancing Plague much like the one in France.

    • @pyongyang-ace
      @pyongyang-ace 4 роки тому +50

      @@kid14346 don't threaten me with a good time haha

    • @sirandy105
      @sirandy105 4 роки тому +4

      Or start it again

    • @pyongyang-ace
      @pyongyang-ace 4 роки тому +3

      @@sirandy105 why not

    • @yeetdelete851
      @yeetdelete851 4 роки тому +1

      @@kid14346 Strasbourg will suffer again.

  • @lancecereal3673
    @lancecereal3673 4 роки тому +15254

    I have fallen down the Tavernwave/bardcore rabbit-hole, and I cannot get out.

  • @mementomori502
    @mementomori502 4 роки тому +3193

    *What every medieval crab felt after getting to terrorize unsuspecting humans.*

    • @josukehigashikata3575
      @josukehigashikata3575 4 роки тому +52

      *they still do though*
      "Look mom I am gathering sand for doing a sand castle."
      Crab: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 i'mma fucking let you feel an immeasurable pain

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 4 роки тому +16

      Josuke Higashikata 仗助 東方 crabs be gangsta until you just eat them whole
      This post was made by fish gang

    • @josukehigashikata3575
      @josukehigashikata3575 4 роки тому +14

      @@vbgvbg1133 fish are gangsta until you eat them whole.
      This post has been possible to be thanks to the collaboration of the bigger fishes and whales company.

    • @QWERTY-of8qh
      @QWERTY-of8qh 4 роки тому +6

      @@josukehigashikata3575 Bigger fishes and Whales are gangsta until you stick them with a harpoon.
      This post has been possible thanks to Norway and its whaling practices.

    • @Whoops.Allgone
      @Whoops.Allgone 4 роки тому +4

      @@QWERTY-of8qh Norway and its whaling practices are gangsta till you blow them up.
      This post was made possible by the stars company™

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 4 роки тому +6583

    When she invites you to her castle after her parents are out on a quest

    • @damarisaponte6902
      @damarisaponte6902 4 роки тому +77

      Oh hell yeah >:)

    • @toastedmallownugget6593
      @toastedmallownugget6593 4 роки тому +93

      🦀 🦀 hurrah 🦀 🦀

    • @EarthMoneyz
      @EarthMoneyz 4 роки тому +104

      The song doesn't really have a sexy vibe but the way you phrased it deserved a like

    • @Thomas-eo6vs
      @Thomas-eo6vs 4 роки тому +36

      @@EarthMoneyz the vibe is a rave. Happy and excited

    • @jonathan-zo9nh
      @jonathan-zo9nh 4 роки тому +16

      LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
      This deserve more likes !!!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3942

    When you can be an adventurer again after taking an arrow to the knee

    • @someguy6422
      @someguy6422 4 роки тому +73

      Dude can ya please reply to me how are you everywhere????

    • @senseisoup2655
      @senseisoup2655 4 роки тому +13

      @@someguy6422 ikr

    • @dandywaysofliving
      @dandywaysofliving 4 роки тому +4

      Dank rides with what dank is 😎🤘

    • @gaylord7950
      @gaylord7950 4 роки тому +4

      Hi again.

    • @zachsteiner
      @zachsteiner 4 роки тому +18

      God you are LITERALLY EVERYWHERE WTF

  • @H3eH3e
    @H3eH3e 4 роки тому +9492

    You: Crab rave
    Me, an intellectual: Crustacean masquerade

    • @morningboy_
      @morningboy_ 4 роки тому +138

      I’m dead

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 4 роки тому +64

      FANTASTIQUE

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 4 роки тому +112

      @im an egg I doubt that you would be Executed due to the fact that you have a solid alibi you had not seen their comment before commenting. As a mystic myself I will Vouch for you.

    • @MischeviousGP
      @MischeviousGP 4 роки тому +43

      So No heads Rolling? Imma head out

    • @fardtist
      @fardtist 4 роки тому +11

      666 likes

  • @ligninman
    @ligninman 4 роки тому +4323

    Charlemagne: dies
    Western slavs going to invade germany :

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 4 роки тому +44

      The shogen is gone

    • @frostbitethebat
      @frostbitethebat 4 роки тому +10

      *Cackling Slav noises*

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 4 роки тому +3

      Wends invade east Francia*

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 роки тому +32

      Where was you when
      Charlemagne died ?
      I was in warrior lodge with frens when messenger came
      Emporer is ded
      Yes

    • @shining_zvezdy
      @shining_zvezdy 4 роки тому

      @@frostbitethebat same same

  • @ThatVulcan
    @ThatVulcan 4 роки тому +4328

    The people of Dithmarschen when the nobles didn't know who actually held sovereignty.

    • @VictorbrineSC
      @VictorbrineSC 4 роки тому +107

      My only knowledge of Dithmarschen is from EU4 when I see that little county south of Denmark just vibing while the world around them bursts into flames

    • @nyannibalism
      @nyannibalism 4 роки тому +42

      @@VictorbrineSC pre-Emperor, I had Dithmarschen annex Denmark and inherit Norway... The power got to their head as after I looked back at them from the New World (I was Portugal and was colonizing), and next thing I know they ate most of Sweden and were winning against Russia.

    • @whatanunfortunate
      @whatanunfortunate 4 роки тому +29

      As a Dithmarsian I appreciate and approve this message in the name of Wulf Isebrand's kind.

    • @sirsaucy122
      @sirsaucy122 4 роки тому +21

      The people of Dithmarschen when Kaiser Johan creates the supreme communist state

    • @Gaara09X
      @Gaara09X 4 роки тому +7

      @@nyannibalism can confirm. This would actually happen if we weren't so obsessed with cabbage and "Korn"

  • @lambda6564
    @lambda6564 4 роки тому +2887

    When the witch trials are over and you didn´t get burned for being able to read.

    • @named746
      @named746 4 роки тому +36

      underrated

    • @kimdragneel3749
      @kimdragneel3749 4 роки тому +63

      When the witch trials are over and you start burning the village down for killing your coven sisters/brothers

    • @ncls.1371
      @ncls.1371 4 роки тому +24

      Actually, quite a lot ppl could read in medival times. Not very well, certainly, but some basic knowledge of the sound a letter makes wasn't too rare.

    • @rafaellesta9645
      @rafaellesta9645 4 роки тому +5

      also witch hunting comes from the Modern age, not the Middle age

    • @lars7935
      @lars7935 4 роки тому +2

      @PolySaken But in europe it got really bad after the middle ages ended

  • @_JPkun
    @_JPkun 4 роки тому +232

    I love how this could easily be used as a medieval rpg crab island theme

  • @overlordcacius
    @overlordcacius 4 роки тому +1805

    When the War of Roses finally ends

    • @rares_ic
      @rares_ic 4 роки тому +3

      @LobsterManUnknown • lmao

    • @thebachiever234
      @thebachiever234 4 роки тому

      What?

    • @storytellingchampion6438
      @storytellingchampion6438 4 роки тому +1

      The Lancasters technically won that war. Henry Tudor's claim came from being a descendant of a Lancaster.

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 роки тому +2

      Down with the monarchy, revolution folks!

    • @fbrdj
      @fbrdj 4 роки тому +1

      *George R.R. Martin has entered the chat

  • @michakonarski7396
    @michakonarski7396 4 роки тому +1944

    When the plague killed your whole village and you're the only one who has survived

  • @peanutsplatoon9826
    @peanutsplatoon9826 4 роки тому +3025

    I don’t know how I got here but I don’t regret it.

  • @RebelWvlf
    @RebelWvlf 4 роки тому +407

    When 100-year war between England and France finally ends.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 4 роки тому

      French troops:

    • @bruhman5385
      @bruhman5385 4 роки тому +2

      @@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec irrelevant. Both side had suffer many losses. Time to open a fucking history book sir

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 3 роки тому +4

      Guess who wins?
      *Britain*
      Guess who broke?
      *ALSO BRITAIN*

    • @lareponse4745
      @lareponse4745 3 роки тому +2

      @@ardantop132na6 Actually France won...

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 3 роки тому

      @@lareponse4745 In case if you don't know what i'm referencing, here:
      ua-cam.com/video/xuCn8ux2gbs/v-deo.html

  • @zombbieslayerpl
    @zombbieslayerpl 4 роки тому +44

    When you've been banished to live as a hermit for last 7 years,
    come back and they tell you 1/3 of Europe died from The Plague: 0:40

  • @PadreMortalis
    @PadreMortalis 4 роки тому +7436

    Imagine if they did have music like this, but was lost to time.

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 4 роки тому +532

      There is a small chance

    • @jirinovak260
      @jirinovak260 4 роки тому +252

      @@omgman5745 very very small chance

    • @qbofthedark3757
      @qbofthedark3757 4 роки тому +532

      @@jirinovak260 But never Zero

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +116

      some distant land far far away probably did

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +134

      if history repeats it self then yes

  • @mendiv4741
    @mendiv4741 4 роки тому +2353

    When the bard and the giant crab are having a dance-off

  • @TheHoopThrower
    @TheHoopThrower 4 роки тому +4806

    This is what those warriors heard during those battles that actually took place in ancient Japan.

    • @Benjaminy2k
      @Benjaminy2k 4 роки тому +163

      Did they have to attack their weak points for massive damage?

    • @samantha123d
      @samantha123d 4 роки тому +145

      GIANT ENEMY CRAB

    • @nickgadsen4029
      @nickgadsen4029 4 роки тому +45

      Yelling anime fight lines in an actual samurai battle

    • @DrWhite
      @DrWhite 4 роки тому +47

      It's been like a decade since that conference and I still remember it.

    • @beejeebees493
      @beejeebees493 4 роки тому +20

      and then they died in a tornado

  • @alessandrofedericogobber5634
    @alessandrofedericogobber5634 4 роки тому +22

    Imagine this:
    A classic D&D adventuring party walks along the beach, their bard playing joyful music, the paladin rehearsing his next prayer, the rouge crawling on the sand...
    And then a colony of Crabs, small and giant appear!
    The party, unsure what to do, prepares for combat.
    Then the bard steps forward...
    He takes his lute, takes a deep breath, and starts playing...
    And he casts Charm Monster...
    And makes them dance...
    HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE!?

  • @SheepUndefined
    @SheepUndefined 4 роки тому +414

    This honestly just sounds like Runescape music to me.

    • @shiram1058
      @shiram1058 4 роки тому +12

      J-mods won't respond to this thread!

    • @shika404
      @shika404 4 роки тому +4

      Glad I'm not the only one thinking that

    • @theworldsmostgiantDr
      @theworldsmostgiantDr 4 роки тому +6

      I'd listen to this while fishing for lobbys.

    • @Box0rz
      @Box0rz 4 роки тому +4

      $11

    • @jusstyno
      @jusstyno 4 роки тому +2

      sadly doesnt have enough Tuturutu

  • @KaptainMekaPere
    @KaptainMekaPere 4 роки тому +864

    Dance of the Mudcrab

    • @shiroyume1659
      @shiroyume1659 4 роки тому +2

      Go listen to la danse macrabre remixed by shirobon

  • @gings4ever
    @gings4ever 4 роки тому +726

    "Milord, why hath ye crabs dance on the shoreline?"

  • @c0dec_1024
    @c0dec_1024 4 роки тому +1628

    "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."
    Mudcrab 50 meters away:

    • @c0dec_1024
      @c0dec_1024 4 роки тому +15

      @TheFutureSoupYT Praise Talos.

    • @prsly.h6739
      @prsly.h6739 4 роки тому +4

      TheFutureSoupYT YESSS I LOVE THE ELDER SCROLL REFERENCES

    • @oroshithegodeater2590
      @oroshithegodeater2590 4 роки тому +15

      @TheFutureSoupYT yes... Nord *nervous lizard laughter*

    • @superwick9015
      @superwick9015 4 роки тому +1

      @@c0dec_1024 I'm thinking about that annoying guy in the middle of whitrun now who yells stuff about talos and he in front of the talos shrine.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 роки тому

      "Horrible creatures"

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 4 роки тому +214

    Martin Luther: slaps some paper on a door
    The Popes power:

  • @XTRMXPRTKILR
    @XTRMXPRTKILR 4 роки тому +269

    Meanwhile in parrarel universe
    Crab rave - modern style

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 3 роки тому +5

      Good one... I wonder how they gonna call our times...

    • @flamingwolf1
      @flamingwolf1 3 роки тому +9

      @@qubek533 the chaos times!

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 3 роки тому

      @@flamingwolf1 LMAO

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 3 роки тому +4

      @@flamingwolf1 more like "wild civilization times" or something about too much freedom, but you're right, our times are chaotic...

  • @TheCogman117
    @TheCogman117 4 роки тому +5217

    This is actually really quality, wow

  • @Thesentrysdad
    @Thesentrysdad 4 роки тому +987

    The Roman Empire is gone!

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 4 роки тому +42

      Wait, there's two now.

    • @salvadorortega8261
      @salvadorortega8261 4 роки тому +53

      🦀🦀🦀THE ROMAN EMPIRE HATH PERISHED 🦀🦀🦀

    • @MareEnjoyer
      @MareEnjoyer 4 роки тому +15

      That's nothing to celebrate

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 4 роки тому +1

      @@MareEnjoyer It is if you have a lizard face.

    • @nobblkpraetorian5623
      @nobblkpraetorian5623 4 роки тому +7

      Justinian: Are you sure about that?

  • @_kvz
    @_kvz 4 роки тому +1547

    i just imagine someone actually playing this in the medival times lol

    • @polishonion459
      @polishonion459 4 роки тому +101

      Well, there is no evidence that no one did this, so there could be a possibility

    • @sentientbiscuit1415
      @sentientbiscuit1415 4 роки тому +13

      Are you saying the song of krob is fake? Krob killed millions of people

    • @cillianswan
      @cillianswan 4 роки тому +3

      @@polishonion459 no it's impossible

    • @crowmaster9652
      @crowmaster9652 4 роки тому +3

      Going crazy on that lute

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 роки тому +1

      I’m already working on my time machine

  • @benhaas9956
    @benhaas9956 4 роки тому +18

    I love how in this style the rhythm takes over letting the melody act as a background element similar to Rock 'n roll

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 роки тому +75

    "Socehats your favorite music genre?"
    "Medieval Pop"

    • @Paraboiia
      @Paraboiia 3 роки тому

      More like bardcore

  • @Nightmare_vZ
    @Nightmare_vZ 4 роки тому +608

    ‘Tis what played when thy tyrant king had fallen ill and perished.

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 4 роки тому +9

      Top comment god

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 4 роки тому +2

      and then hise heir executes you for thy treachery...

    • @deadaccount2623
      @deadaccount2623 4 роки тому +6

      Thy king is gone!

    • @BigLettuce07
      @BigLettuce07 4 роки тому

      Count Strahd, we meet again!

    • @Nightmare_vZ
      @Nightmare_vZ 4 роки тому +1

      Jared JaMMsTeEIne, please, Count Strahd is my uncle. Call me Lord Nightmare

  • @sm00thgames63
    @sm00thgames63 4 роки тому +1915

    When you accuse your rival of being a witch and they actually burn her

  • @SharkByteOfficial
    @SharkByteOfficial 4 роки тому +536

    Thine life hast now reached completion

  • @adriel4703
    @adriel4703 4 роки тому +22

    whenst thine princess invites you to her palace while the king and queen are travelling, and sends you a portrait of her ankles

  • @Diabolics6894
    @Diabolics6894 4 роки тому +23

    So this is what he ment when he said: "Iv'e fought Mudcrabs tougher than you!" I see

  • @famedgaming1865
    @famedgaming1865 4 роки тому +493

    This is the song that was played after the beheading of Marie Antoinette. Let them eat lobster!

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 4 роки тому +10

      Kinda fits because it was cheap food back in the day

    • @an8thdimensionalbeing142
      @an8thdimensionalbeing142 4 роки тому +16

      fun fact: in medieval times lobster was considered peasant food and only became a luxury food in the late 1800's

    • @b1txhesk1llxrhd49
      @b1txhesk1llxrhd49 4 роки тому +15

      That doesn‘t fit, Marie Antoinette lived 250 years after the medieval time ended

    • @yonidellarocha9714
      @yonidellarocha9714 4 роки тому +2

      @@b1txhesk1llxrhd49 250 years? Damn that's an old bitch!

    • @yonidellarocha9714
      @yonidellarocha9714 4 роки тому

      @@b1txhesk1llxrhd49 inb4 people don't get the joke and try to wooosh me

  • @bobbyisland
    @bobbyisland 4 роки тому +441

    🦀🦀🦀 ALDUIN IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому +5

      🦀🦀🦀THE PLANEMELD IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому +8

      🦀🦀🦀DAGOTH UR IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому +6

      🦀🦀🦀THE OBLIVION CRISIS IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

    • @jayk4828
      @jayk4828 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-ys3jq3uf4p is this how you mourn the sixth house?

  • @xa-4208
    @xa-4208 4 роки тому +61

    Okay, so this song is gonna be popping up in everyone's recommended in 3 years

  • @_simon.s_
    @_simon.s_ 4 роки тому +177

    When you're finally awake and someone tells you about crossing the border.

    • @brendankilleen781
      @brendankilleen781 4 роки тому +6

      You were ambushed at the imperial border crossing, same as us

    • @oroshithegodeater2590
      @oroshithegodeater2590 4 роки тому +5

      and that Tief over there

    • @DANNY1TDM
      @DANNY1TDM 4 роки тому +4

      DAMN YOU STORMCLOAKS.SKYRIM WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
      EMPIRE WAS NICE AND LAZY.

    • @pooktafyte3989
      @pooktafyte3989 4 роки тому +1

      IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU I COULD HAVE STOLEN THAT HORSE AND MADE IT HALF WAY TO HAMMERFELL

  • @IZINA1997
    @IZINA1997 4 роки тому +505

    This sounds like an interesting set up for a quest, maybe will use it for my DnD campaign :b

    • @colinflack4517
      @colinflack4517 4 роки тому +37

      The players think its harpies but its just like 12 giant crabs

    • @liliumdx
      @liliumdx 4 роки тому +5

      GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

    • @KingOfTheRoost
      @KingOfTheRoost 4 роки тому

      Make giant crab stat blocks but infuse them with specific magical abilities, such as having a CR20 crab that can cast 9th level fireball and meteor swarm.

    • @IZINA1997
      @IZINA1997 4 роки тому +5

      That seems like bit much. I was thinking about an infinite waves of small crabs(each turn i would roll 100 d20 and only the ones that rolled a 20 would hit for 1 slashing dmg) and later followed by a gargantuan enemy crab that has T-Rex stats but also causes random effects when it attacks (would probly use the 10000 random effects website cuz i absolutely love it). I would call him Nyarly, The Crawling Chaos :b

  • @ev-0163
    @ev-0163 4 роки тому +928

    King: What tis ligma thee speak of?
    Jester: Ligma balllllsssss

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 4 роки тому +94

      When thine jest hits, the courtroom fills with laughter and the King doth *NOT* execute thou immediately

    • @yvanthedrakon
      @yvanthedrakon 4 роки тому +16

      King: Your head is gone

    • @jeschoofs
      @jeschoofs 4 роки тому +10

      Ligma phalluuuuus

    • @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703
      @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703 3 роки тому +6

      King: what is this ligthyne thou speaks of?
      Jester: ligthyne scrotum!

  • @spodsder
    @spodsder 4 роки тому +229

    My first thoughts were "boss theme"
    "The crab king has challenged you to a dule!"

  • @jayhan94
    @jayhan94 4 роки тому +23

    "This game is historically accurate of historic battles set in japan............. And here's a giant enemy crab"

  • @przemslaw
    @przemslaw 4 роки тому +16

    An none point of my life I imagined that I will search the phrase "medieval crab rave".

  • @Discotekh_Dynasty
    @Discotekh_Dynasty 4 роки тому +63

    When the local lord dies of the plague and you get to keep more of the harvest

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 4 роки тому +3

      *m e d i e v a l s o u n d s s t a r t s p l a y i n g*

  • @maestronomus7695
    @maestronomus7695 4 роки тому +231

    Uriel Septim: dies
    Every dremora in Oblivion:

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 4 роки тому +9

      Emperor Uriel: *Gets assassinated*
      Jyggalag: THE MADNESS IS GONE

  • @pkos91
    @pkos91 4 роки тому +534

    Random (hopefully constructive) Feedback:
    Mixing could use some work, and same for the drum -- seems more like a generic kick than an old bass or hand drum.
    Its also a bit hard to tell when the "Drop" hits (0:43 maybe?) because the countermelody (arpeggios) are louder than the flute!
    The two different drums there too are a bit strange, its like filling in a shape but shading in two different directions. (Odd analogy I know lol)
    Quiet bit at around 1:00 is nice! Panning the woodwinds/strings would help bring out their individuality more too.
    1:30 sounds like fi-sol (#4 to 5) on the guitar (?) which is a bit of a jarring introduction imo, maybe two low notes on the tonic (root note) would be a smoother intro.

    • @modernmusicofthedarkages296
      @modernmusicofthedarkages296  4 роки тому +139

      That's some good feedback! Thank you :)

    • @rafaelrubio9166
      @rafaelrubio9166 4 роки тому +11

      This is nice

    • @aogasd
      @aogasd 4 роки тому +38

      I would also add that a lot of these bad core style pieces could use to lower the tempo of the original song, many still feel modern since they use modern music theory and rhythm.

    • @maxhaibara8828
      @maxhaibara8828 4 роки тому +1

      @@aogasd agree

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 4 роки тому +2

      You definitely have big pp

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 4 роки тому +8

    "Every evening, at sunset... they came... without mercy!"
    *terrible flashbacks to Majora's Mask and waiting for the aliens to arrive at the ranch*

  • @ste_rom_z2939
    @ste_rom_z2939 4 роки тому +16

    Robinson Crusoe : *Lives 28 years on unknown island*
    Crabs (every year) :

  • @roberthipolito1351
    @roberthipolito1351 4 роки тому +381

    ::Thou would naught believe what I saw, may our Lord himself be my witness.
    -Oi! Brother thou shalt not speak blasphemy.
    ::Nay, I swear upon my mother!
    -Well then waste naught my time and speak at once!
    ::Believe me whenst I tell ye; walking the shore was I. Whenst I came upon a most peculiar sight...
    -What was it!
    ::Crabs! 'Twas the crabs, endless as far as eye could see... They were were dancing .

    • @scarletmoon789
      @scarletmoon789 4 роки тому +19

      thou i must say twas laughable indeed, i bow to your word smithry
      but seriouly good lord roert that was funny

    • @hakasek4052
      @hakasek4052 4 роки тому +3

      Why did I start reading this in the Monster Mash Voice halfway through

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 4 роки тому +2

      T’is unknown, shan’t no one but thou self.

    • @redxdragon5934
      @redxdragon5934 4 роки тому +1

      This one forges words of silver

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 4 роки тому +86

    Can someone invent a time machine so that this man can go back an make the human race great again?

  • @cameronb7161
    @cameronb7161 4 роки тому +272

    The knight when he realizes the wench he's been taking to his bed is a male.

  • @meking1808
    @meking1808 4 роки тому +10

    When you go on a quest for a mere villager and the reward is of genuine value

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 4 роки тому +15

    "You guys might not be ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it."

  • @connorjensen9699
    @connorjensen9699 4 роки тому +57

    criminally underrated

  • @TelsMaviston
    @TelsMaviston 4 роки тому +120

    This bardcore craze is consuming me! I love this, but one thing I would suggest is making the flute a little louder, it was barely there in the first half.

    • @russianvesper3866
      @russianvesper3866 4 роки тому

      Improved flute version when?

    • @edkroketje1
      @edkroketje1 4 роки тому +2

      I personally like Tavernwave more, mostly because bardcore already had a meaning before this (even if it wasn't used a huge amount) and I think it can get confusing if we start going for that.
      I even made it a subreddit since I saw a bunch of other people also call it that:
      www.reddit.com/r/Tavernwave/

  • @DaftPunkHero2
    @DaftPunkHero2 4 роки тому +54

    " I saw a mud crab the other day. Disgusting creatures. "

  • @beidouenjoyer6192
    @beidouenjoyer6192 3 роки тому +4

    *When the fair maiden tells you she is alone in her chambers*

  • @pxinkillxr456
    @pxinkillxr456 4 роки тому +31

    Henry VIII: dies
    Catholic monks:

  • @freepepsicola
    @freepepsicola 4 роки тому +51

    This whole channel is perfect for my D&D bard character.

    • @caroswolf286
      @caroswolf286 4 роки тому +5

      I can only imagine, how good must that feel

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 роки тому

      My next Bard is either going to play tons of meme songs, or be Funny Valentine

    • @kalibuskristof2174
      @kalibuskristof2174 4 роки тому

      @@guidomista3570 i literally only came for the dnd potential

  • @our_illumination949
    @our_illumination949 4 роки тому +40

    sounds like something out of an Ocarina of Time parody video... now I want to see a bunch of Dekus doing the crab rave in the kokiri forest
    edit: _when the Great Deku Tree is no more_

    • @lyraphoenix6883
      @lyraphoenix6883 4 роки тому +1

      I can see it both ways:
      *Kokiri:* The Great Deku Tree is gone! 🦀
      Or
      *Great Deku Tree Sprout, to Link:* You’re adopted! 🦀

  • @aspacetoaster
    @aspacetoaster 4 роки тому +254

    Petition To Play This When COVID-19 Gets Absolutely Destroyed.

  • @wrenbeck3370
    @wrenbeck3370 3 роки тому +2

    "Sire, there are invaders at the gate!"
    "Orcs?"
    No, sire... crabs."

  • @emptyorange9042
    @emptyorange9042 4 роки тому +2

    I don’t know how and why I am watching this but I don’t care. This is perfection

  • @generaltullius6533
    @generaltullius6533 4 роки тому +101

    Henry 6th is gone

    • @michakonarski7396
      @michakonarski7396 4 роки тому +3

      Skyrim belongs to the nords!

    • @VeeMagorVods
      @VeeMagorVods 4 роки тому +3

      @@michakonarski7396 dirty stormcloak

    • @michakonarski7396
      @michakonarski7396 4 роки тому +2

      @@VeeMagorVods watch your mouth Imperial

    • @blastfromdass4310
      @blastfromdass4310 4 роки тому +1

      @@michakonarski7396 what the nords like to forget, it's the empire that's keeping the dominion out of Skyrim.

    • @michakonarski7396
      @michakonarski7396 4 роки тому

      Ulfric is the true high king of skyrim

  • @IcedTheLocalClown
    @IcedTheLocalClown 4 роки тому +41

    What the mongols hear when the tornado coming towards them:

    • @colewegner7576
      @colewegner7576 4 роки тому

      And then died in a tornado

    • @IcedTheLocalClown
      @IcedTheLocalClown 4 роки тому

      @@colewegner7576 and they came back and have fun fighting with the japanese, then died in a tornado

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 4 роки тому

      This what the defenders hear when a dead body get catapulted past the walls

  • @DragonFries12
    @DragonFries12 4 роки тому +11

    "Anyone who listened was never seen again."
    Everyone watching this video: Guess I'll die.

  • @GarbageHomo
    @GarbageHomo 4 роки тому +5

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Skyrim watching this.

  • @shrekboss6993
    @shrekboss6993 4 роки тому +47

    When you’re a Feudal lord and your peasants do all the work for you.

  • @miadoolan2085
    @miadoolan2085 4 роки тому +10

    New combat music for Elder Scrolls 6

  • @rltt379
    @rltt379 4 роки тому +4

    The guards when another adventurer gets an arrow in the knee:
    ...

  • @probopass4117
    @probopass4117 4 роки тому +4

    MY WIFE HAS THE PLAGUE!

  • @OtterTreySSArmy
    @OtterTreySSArmy 4 роки тому +7

    Thine Witch hath parished! Mercy be upon thy unborn!

  • @JesseGillespie_gladlad
    @JesseGillespie_gladlad 4 роки тому

    Ahhhhhhh-- the nights the bard spent making sweet music with the Storm King's organ-crab... never to be forgotten

  • @steeldruid
    @steeldruid 4 роки тому +23

    Dude this is sick! I love it, and I love the intro

  • @vernorexia4216
    @vernorexia4216 4 роки тому +94

    When the Zodiac Sign Cancer is a crab and your a cancer: *crab rave*

  • @tomwindle1695
    @tomwindle1695 4 роки тому +13

    🦀 OBAMA DOST VANISH 🦀

  • @reject_degeneracy9221
    @reject_degeneracy9221 4 роки тому +1

    This is truly the modern music or the dark ages

  • @GamingShiiep
    @GamingShiiep 4 роки тому +1

    I ain't gonna lie. I listen to this song on repeat since the last 5 hours. no joke...

  • @polarbog5659
    @polarbog5659 4 роки тому +14

    here we are again, brought together by the youtube algorithm

  • @ttmonkeyking628
    @ttmonkeyking628 4 роки тому +16

    Little know fact this is the song the British played anytime they found out they will get to go to war with France

    • @augth
      @augth 4 роки тому

      To party one last time before dying ?

  • @shennon_20th
    @shennon_20th 4 роки тому +6

    All jokes aside this is actually fire bruh 🔥🔥🔥

  • @legoose1380
    @legoose1380 4 роки тому

    A few thousand years in a time travel machine would be all that would be needed to watch king arther vibe to the crab rave.

  • @ezzhesham2255
    @ezzhesham2255 4 роки тому +2

    The black smith's daughter showed me her ankle!

  • @kekzealot3568
    @kekzealot3568 4 роки тому +27

    Lobsters when king burns the cook at the pyre for being a heretic

  • @mrawesomeness5749
    @mrawesomeness5749 4 роки тому +3

    When thy scoundrel embarks on a quest at thine adventurers guild and never returns

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony 4 роки тому +9

    Your realm when you leave the succession law as Gavelkind

  • @americanfool7712
    @americanfool7712 4 роки тому +2

    Girls using the Time Machine: “I’m your Great Grand Daughter.”
    Boys Using The Time Machine:

  • @papabell4831
    @papabell4831 4 роки тому

    This makes me think about the mudcrab merchant in morrowind. Thanks for taking all those daedric longswords little friend. Without thee I would be septimless on my adventures.

  • @chickenman6308
    @chickenman6308 4 роки тому +19

    When Dagoth Ur drowns himself in a pool of overflowing lava.

  • @DctrJimbo
    @DctrJimbo 4 роки тому +6

    And thy mighty crab lord said unto the land, “they are gone”

  • @blaskowitz7000
    @blaskowitz7000 4 роки тому +7

    When thine local plague doctor hath cured you with various herbs and leeches

  • @MrSirSquishy
    @MrSirSquishy 4 роки тому +1

    We played this song at the witch burning!
    It was delightful you should have been there.

  • @SandvichEqualsTasty
    @SandvichEqualsTasty 3 роки тому

    currently sat in a DnD campaign and the first monster encounter? Big crabs. Perfect mood music, 10/10

  • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
    @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому +4

    Vestige: *Ends planemeld and defeats molag bal*
    Everyone bard in existence:

  • @Mahleila
    @Mahleila 4 роки тому +3

    When thou has beaten thy nemesis in attaining everything, even the plague.

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 4 роки тому +25

    Mongol Empire: *Fractures into 4 Khanates*
    The European Nations:

  • @Cool-Vest_Leo
    @Cool-Vest_Leo Рік тому +1

    I played this during my D&D session when we fought a giant enemy crab.

  • @sophiejoy6089
    @sophiejoy6089 4 роки тому +1

    AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY BETTER