Pretty good, especially the 1:28 part. Anyway i think it can be done better, the sound is too heavy in my opinion, it needs to be way higher to get the same feeling.
@@vbgvbg1133 fish are gangsta until you eat them whole. This post has been possible to be thanks to the collaboration of the bigger fishes and whales company.
@@josukehigashikata3575 Bigger fishes and Whales are gangsta until you stick them with a harpoon. This post has been possible thanks to Norway and its whaling practices.
My only knowledge of Dithmarschen is from EU4 when I see that little county south of Denmark just vibing while the world around them bursts into flames
@@VictorbrineSC pre-Emperor, I had Dithmarschen annex Denmark and inherit Norway... The power got to their head as after I looked back at them from the New World (I was Portugal and was colonizing), and next thing I know they ate most of Sweden and were winning against Russia.
@im an egg I doubt that you would be Executed due to the fact that you have a solid alibi you had not seen their comment before commenting. As a mystic myself I will Vouch for you.
Imagine this: A classic D&D adventuring party walks along the beach, their bard playing joyful music, the paladin rehearsing his next prayer, the rouge crawling on the sand... And then a colony of Crabs, small and giant appear! The party, unsure what to do, prepares for combat. Then the bard steps forward... He takes his lute, takes a deep breath, and starts playing... And he casts Charm Monster... And makes them dance... HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE!?
Make giant crab stat blocks but infuse them with specific magical abilities, such as having a CR20 crab that can cast 9th level fireball and meteor swarm.
That seems like bit much. I was thinking about an infinite waves of small crabs(each turn i would roll 100 d20 and only the ones that rolled a 20 would hit for 1 slashing dmg) and later followed by a gargantuan enemy crab that has T-Rex stats but also causes random effects when it attacks (would probly use the 10000 random effects website cuz i absolutely love it). I would call him Nyarly, The Crawling Chaos :b
Random (hopefully constructive) Feedback: Mixing could use some work, and same for the drum -- seems more like a generic kick than an old bass or hand drum. Its also a bit hard to tell when the "Drop" hits (0:43 maybe?) because the countermelody (arpeggios) are louder than the flute! The two different drums there too are a bit strange, its like filling in a shape but shading in two different directions. (Odd analogy I know lol) Quiet bit at around 1:00 is nice! Panning the woodwinds/strings would help bring out their individuality more too. 1:30 sounds like fi-sol (#4 to 5) on the guitar (?) which is a bit of a jarring introduction imo, maybe two low notes on the tonic (root note) would be a smoother intro.
I would also add that a lot of these bad core style pieces could use to lower the tempo of the original song, many still feel modern since they use modern music theory and rhythm.
::Thou would naught believe what I saw, may our Lord himself be my witness. -Oi! Brother thou shalt not speak blasphemy. ::Nay, I swear upon my mother! -Well then waste naught my time and speak at once! ::Believe me whenst I tell ye; walking the shore was I. Whenst I came upon a most peculiar sight... -What was it! ::Crabs! 'Twas the crabs, endless as far as eye could see... They were were dancing .
This bardcore craze is consuming me! I love this, but one thing I would suggest is making the flute a little louder, it was barely there in the first half.
I personally like Tavernwave more, mostly because bardcore already had a meaning before this (even if it wasn't used a huge amount) and I think it can get confusing if we start going for that. I even made it a subreddit since I saw a bunch of other people also call it that: www.reddit.com/r/Tavernwave/
sounds like something out of an Ocarina of Time parody video... now I want to see a bunch of Dekus doing the crab rave in the kokiri forest edit: _when the Great Deku Tree is no more_
![Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Monstercat Release]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LDU_Txk06tM/mqdefault.jpg)
You can all say what you want, but I have fought with mud crabs and now keep some of them as pets
Damn 44 secs ago
Those claws aren't just for attracting mates!
Now you fucked up
Pretty good, especially the 1:28 part. Anyway i think it can be done better, the sound is too heavy in my opinion, it needs to be way higher to get the same feeling.
Tell me where to find them
Tis a jaunty tune to dance the dancing plague away
Careful you may incure a Dancing Plague much like the one in France.
@@kid14346 don't threaten me with a good time haha
Or start it again
@@sirandy105 why not
@@kid14346 Strasbourg will suffer again.
I have fallen down the Tavernwave/bardcore rabbit-hole, and I cannot get out.
Same!
We cannot get out... They come.
Akrinor Noname I do not want to leave xD
I have no idea why I have fallen down this rabbit hole, but I don't think I care.
Me too
Charlemagne: dies
Western slavs going to invade germany :
The shogen is gone
*Cackling Slav noises*
Where was you when
Charlemagne died ?
I was in warrior lodge with frens when messenger came
Emporer is ded
Yes
@@frostbitethebat same same
CHARLEMAGNE IS GONE
When she invites you to her castle after her parents are out on a quest
Oh hell yeah >:)
🦀 🦀 hurrah 🦀 🦀
The song doesn't really have a sexy vibe but the way you phrased it deserved a like
@@EarthMoneyz the vibe is a rave. Happy and excited
LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
This deserve more likes !!!
I love how this could easily be used as a medieval rpg crab island theme
This is what those warriors heard during those battles that actually took place in ancient Japan.
Did they have to attack their weak points for massive damage?
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Yelling anime fight lines in an actual samurai battle
It's been like a decade since that conference and I still remember it.
and then they died in a tornado
Imagine if they did have music like this, but was lost to time.
There is a small chance
@@omgman5745 very very small chance
@@jirinovak260 But never Zero
some distant land far far away probably did
if history repeats it self then yes
When the War of Roses finally ends
@LobsterManUnknown • lmao
What?
The Lancasters technically won that war. Henry Tudor's claim came from being a descendant of a Lancaster.
Down with the monarchy, revolution folks!
*George R.R. Martin has entered the chat
When you can be an adventurer again after taking an arrow to the knee
Dude can ya please reply to me how are you everywhere????
@@someguy6422 ikr
Dank rides with what dank is 😎🤘
Hi again.
God you are LITERALLY EVERYWHERE WTF
When the witch trials are over and you didn´t get burned for being able to read.
underrated
When the witch trials are over and you start burning the village down for killing your coven sisters/brothers
Actually, quite a lot ppl could read in medival times. Not very well, certainly, but some basic knowledge of the sound a letter makes wasn't too rare.
also witch hunting comes from the Modern age, not the Middle age
@PolySaken But in europe it got really bad after the middle ages ended
*What every medieval crab felt after getting to terrorize unsuspecting humans.*
*they still do though*
"Look mom I am gathering sand for doing a sand castle."
Crab: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 i'mma fucking let you feel an immeasurable pain
Josuke Higashikata 仗助 東方 crabs be gangsta until you just eat them whole
This post was made by fish gang
@@vbgvbg1133 fish are gangsta until you eat them whole.
This post has been possible to be thanks to the collaboration of the bigger fishes and whales company.
@@josukehigashikata3575 Bigger fishes and Whales are gangsta until you stick them with a harpoon.
This post has been possible thanks to Norway and its whaling practices.
@@QWERTY11309 Norway and its whaling practices are gangsta till you blow them up.
This post was made possible by the stars company™
The people of Dithmarschen when the nobles didn't know who actually held sovereignty.
My only knowledge of Dithmarschen is from EU4 when I see that little county south of Denmark just vibing while the world around them bursts into flames
@@VictorbrineSC pre-Emperor, I had Dithmarschen annex Denmark and inherit Norway... The power got to their head as after I looked back at them from the New World (I was Portugal and was colonizing), and next thing I know they ate most of Sweden and were winning against Russia.
As a Dithmarsian I appreciate and approve this message in the name of Wulf Isebrand's kind.
The people of Dithmarschen when Kaiser Johan creates the supreme communist state
@@nyannibalism can confirm. This would actually happen if we weren't so obsessed with cabbage and "Korn"
I don’t know how I got here but I don’t regret it.
Dont worry, nobody knows how they got here
I say the same
ay i agree, also this song is awesome love it
None of us regret it
I got here from autoplay after a motorcycle racing video.
When 100-year war between England and France finally ends.
French troops:
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec irrelevant. Both side had suffer many losses. Time to open a fucking history book sir
Guess who wins?
*Britain*
Guess who broke?
*ALSO BRITAIN*
@@ardantop132na6 Actually France won...
@@lareponse4745 In case if you don't know what i'm referencing, here:
ua-cam.com/video/xuCn8ux2gbs/v-deo.html
This honestly just sounds like Runescape music to me.
J-mods won't respond to this thread!
Glad I'm not the only one thinking that
I'd listen to this while fishing for lobbys.
$11
sadly doesnt have enough Tuturutu
When the bard and the giant crab are having a dance-off
yes the bard
Bardon me?
@@shurik3nz346 *I beg your pardon?*
Citrus ?¿ *HOW TO SPOON*
🍪🍪🍪🍪
You: Crab rave
Me, an intellectual: Crustacean masquerade
I’m dead
FANTASTIQUE
@im an egg I doubt that you would be Executed due to the fact that you have a solid alibi you had not seen their comment before commenting. As a mystic myself I will Vouch for you.
So No heads Rolling? Imma head out
666 likes
When the plague killed your whole village and you're the only one who has survived
Everyone
-------------
Is gone
And then you cough
Now this is Epic 😎
@@Tiburón19 pro gamer move
@@michakonarski7396 mlg moment
I love how in this style the rhythm takes over letting the melody act as a background element similar to Rock 'n roll
When you've been banished to live as a hermit for last 7 years,
come back and they tell you 1/3 of Europe died from The Plague: 0:40
"Milord, why hath ye crabs dance on the shoreline?"
This is actually really quality, wow
Thank you so much!!
It's "qualitatively"
Nice vocab, boi
This is actually really grammar wow
Cog117
Here’s a Crown for commenting first: 👑
such quality
so wow
Dance of the Mudcrab
Go listen to la danse macrabre remixed by shirobon
Imagine this:
A classic D&D adventuring party walks along the beach, their bard playing joyful music, the paladin rehearsing his next prayer, the rouge crawling on the sand...
And then a colony of Crabs, small and giant appear!
The party, unsure what to do, prepares for combat.
Then the bard steps forward...
He takes his lute, takes a deep breath, and starts playing...
And he casts Charm Monster...
And makes them dance...
HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE!?
You need likes, you need likes NOW
"Socehats your favorite music genre?"
"Medieval Pop"
More like bardcore
i just imagine someone actually playing this in the medival times lol
Well, there is no evidence that no one did this, so there could be a possibility
Are you saying the song of krob is fake? Krob killed millions of people
@@polishonion459 no it's impossible
Going crazy on that lute
I’m already working on my time machine
The Roman Empire is gone!
Wait, there's two now.
🦀🦀🦀THE ROMAN EMPIRE HATH PERISHED 🦀🦀🦀
That's nothing to celebrate
@@ItsOwion It is if you have a lizard face.
Justinian: Are you sure about that?
"You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."
Mudcrab 50 meters away:
@TheFutureSoupYT Praise Talos.
TheFutureSoupYT YESSS I LOVE THE ELDER SCROLL REFERENCES
@TheFutureSoupYT yes... Nord *nervous lizard laughter*
@@c0dec_1024 I'm thinking about that annoying guy in the middle of whitrun now who yells stuff about talos and he in front of the talos shrine.
"Horrible creatures"
So this is what he ment when he said: "Iv'e fought Mudcrabs tougher than you!" I see
Meanwhile in parrarel universe
Crab rave - modern style
Good one... I wonder how they gonna call our times...
@@qubek533 the chaos times!
@@Frostyninetail LMAO
@@Frostyninetail more like "wild civilization times" or something about too much freedom, but you're right, our times are chaotic...
Thine life hast now reached completion
Nice
‘Tis what played when thy tyrant king had fallen ill and perished.
Top comment god
and then hise heir executes you for thy treachery...
Thy king is gone!
Count Strahd, we meet again!
Jared JaMMsTeEIne, please, Count Strahd is my uncle. Call me Lord Nightmare
When you accuse your rival of being a witch and they actually burn her
Dost thou speaketh to me
Laughs in Among us
@@missingbolt8517 omfg 😂
"You guys might not be ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it."
whenst thine princess invites you to her palace while the king and queen are travelling, and sends you a portrait of her ankles
not the ANKLES 😂😂
🦀🦀🦀 ALDUIN IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀🦀THE PLANEMELD IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀🦀DAGOTH UR IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀🦀THE OBLIVION CRISIS IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
@@user-ys3jq3uf4p is this how you mourn the sixth house?
This is the song that was played after the beheading of Marie Antoinette. Let them eat lobster!
Kinda fits because it was cheap food back in the day
fun fact: in medieval times lobster was considered peasant food and only became a luxury food in the late 1800's
That doesn‘t fit, Marie Antoinette lived 250 years after the medieval time ended
@@b1txhesk1llxrhd49 250 years? Damn that's an old bitch!
@@b1txhesk1llxrhd49 inb4 people don't get the joke and try to wooosh me
My first thoughts were "boss theme"
"The crab king has challenged you to a dule!"
Giant Enemy Crab
"This game is historically accurate of historic battles set in japan............. And here's a giant enemy crab"
When you go on a quest for a mere villager and the reward is of genuine value
This sounds like an interesting set up for a quest, maybe will use it for my DnD campaign :b
The players think its harpies but its just like 12 giant crabs
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
Make giant crab stat blocks but infuse them with specific magical abilities, such as having a CR20 crab that can cast 9th level fireball and meteor swarm.
That seems like bit much. I was thinking about an infinite waves of small crabs(each turn i would roll 100 d20 and only the ones that rolled a 20 would hit for 1 slashing dmg) and later followed by a gargantuan enemy crab that has T-Rex stats but also causes random effects when it attacks (would probly use the 10000 random effects website cuz i absolutely love it). I would call him Nyarly, The Crawling Chaos :b
When the local lord dies of the plague and you get to keep more of the harvest
*m e d i e v a l s o u n d s s t a r t s p l a y i n g*
"Every evening, at sunset... they came... without mercy!"
*terrible flashbacks to Majora's Mask and waiting for the aliens to arrive at the ranch*
Okay, so this song is gonna be popping up in everyone's recommended in 3 years
Fs. Fuck off yt.
King: What tis ligma thee speak of?
Jester: Ligma balllllsssss
When thine jest hits, the courtroom fills with laughter and the King doth *NOT* execute thou immediately
King: Your head is gone
Ligma phalluuuuus
King: what is this ligthyne thou speaks of?
Jester: ligthyne scrotum!
Uriel Septim: dies
Every dremora in Oblivion:
Emperor Uriel: *Gets assassinated*
Jyggalag: THE MADNESS IS GONE
Random (hopefully constructive) Feedback:
Mixing could use some work, and same for the drum -- seems more like a generic kick than an old bass or hand drum.
Its also a bit hard to tell when the "Drop" hits (0:43 maybe?) because the countermelody (arpeggios) are louder than the flute!
The two different drums there too are a bit strange, its like filling in a shape but shading in two different directions. (Odd analogy I know lol)
Quiet bit at around 1:00 is nice! Panning the woodwinds/strings would help bring out their individuality more too.
1:30 sounds like fi-sol (#4 to 5) on the guitar (?) which is a bit of a jarring introduction imo, maybe two low notes on the tonic (root note) would be a smoother intro.
That's some good feedback! Thank you :)
This is nice
I would also add that a lot of these bad core style pieces could use to lower the tempo of the original song, many still feel modern since they use modern music theory and rhythm.
@@aogasd agree
You definitely have big pp
When you're finally awake and someone tells you about crossing the border.
You were ambushed at the imperial border crossing, same as us
and that Tief over there
DAMN YOU STORMCLOAKS.SKYRIM WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
EMPIRE WAS NICE AND LAZY.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU I COULD HAVE STOLEN THAT HORSE AND MADE IT HALF WAY TO HAMMERFELL
An none point of my life I imagined that I will search the phrase "medieval crab rave".
::Thou would naught believe what I saw, may our Lord himself be my witness.
-Oi! Brother thou shalt not speak blasphemy.
::Nay, I swear upon my mother!
-Well then waste naught my time and speak at once!
::Believe me whenst I tell ye; walking the shore was I. Whenst I came upon a most peculiar sight...
-What was it!
::Crabs! 'Twas the crabs, endless as far as eye could see... They were were dancing .
thou i must say twas laughable indeed, i bow to your word smithry
but seriouly good lord roert that was funny
Why did I start reading this in the Monster Mash Voice halfway through
T’is unknown, shan’t no one but thou self.
This one forges words of silver
Can someone invent a time machine so that this man can go back an make the human race great again?
criminally underrated
Robinson Crusoe : *Lives 28 years on unknown island*
Crabs (every year) :
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Skyrim watching this.
This bardcore craze is consuming me! I love this, but one thing I would suggest is making the flute a little louder, it was barely there in the first half.
Improved flute version when?
I personally like Tavernwave more, mostly because bardcore already had a meaning before this (even if it wasn't used a huge amount) and I think it can get confusing if we start going for that.
I even made it a subreddit since I saw a bunch of other people also call it that:
www.reddit.com/r/Tavernwave/
" I saw a mud crab the other day. Disgusting creatures. "
Henry 6th is gone
Skyrim belongs to the nords!
@@michakonarski7396 dirty stormcloak
@@VeeMagorVods watch your mouth Imperial
@@michakonarski7396 what the nords like to forget, it's the empire that's keeping the dominion out of Skyrim.
Ulfric is the true high king of skyrim
Thine Witch hath parished! Mercy be upon thy unborn!
Henry VIII: dies
Catholic monks:
sounds like something out of an Ocarina of Time parody video... now I want to see a bunch of Dekus doing the crab rave in the kokiri forest
edit: _when the Great Deku Tree is no more_
I can see it both ways:
*Kokiri:* The Great Deku Tree is gone! 🦀
Or
*Great Deku Tree Sprout, to Link:* You’re adopted! 🦀
The knight when he realizes the wench he's been taking to his bed is a male.
Im not really sure where you were going with this. . . But it sounds magical.
Omg I get it...
Was the tavern called “femboy hooters”?
Chris J Simp for real queens
This whole channel is perfect for my D&D bard character.
I can only imagine, how good must that feel
My next Bard is either going to play tons of meme songs, or be Funny Valentine
@@guidomista3570 i literally only came for the dnd potential
Ahhhhhhh-- the nights the bard spent making sweet music with the Storm King's organ-crab... never to be forgotten
*When the fair maiden tells you she is alone in her chambers*
New combat music for Elder Scrolls 6
What the mongols hear when the tornado coming towards them:
And then died in a tornado
@@colewegner7576 and they came back and have fun fighting with the japanese, then died in a tornado
This what the defenders hear when a dead body get catapulted past the walls
Petition To Play This When COVID-19 Gets Absolutely Destroyed.
Yes. Just. Yes.
So we have to wait till elder scrolls 6 is released?
Exist to sign up
YES
I don’t know how and why I am watching this but I don’t care. This is perfection
Lobsters when king burns the cook at the pyre for being a heretic
here we are again, brought together by the youtube algorithm
"Anyone who listened was never seen again."
Everyone watching this video: Guess I'll die.
Your realm when you leave the succession law as Gavelkind
A few thousand years in a time travel machine would be all that would be needed to watch king arther vibe to the crab rave.
"Sire, there are invaders at the gate!"
"Orcs?"
No, sire... crabs."
Dude this is sick! I love it, and I love the intro
Mystic Zaru thank you man! You’re the first one who says, the intro is good!
🦀 OBAMA DOST VANISH 🦀
underrated
The guards when another adventurer gets an arrow in the knee:
...
I played this during my D&D session when we fought a giant enemy crab.
Adding this song to my D&D campaign....
When you’re a Feudal lord and your peasants do all the work for you.
When thou has beaten thy nemesis in attaining everything, even the plague.
And thy mighty crab lord said unto the land, “they are gone”
This feels like a more chill version I like it
This rendition is beautiful. It makes me thing of a cheerful tavern party of sorts.
When thy scoundrel embarks on a quest at thine adventurers guild and never returns
When the Zodiac Sign Cancer is a crab and your a cancer: *crab rave*
Exactly what I thought
When you're a cancer with cancer with a pet crab
@@YataTheFifteenth
I feel bad-
Wait so am I a lump of cancer
I am a cancer!
"have you been to helghfeger the mudcrabs there get a little..."
The beginning title screen is everything
This slaps five hundred thousand times harder than I assumed it would.
All jokes aside this is actually fire bruh 🔥🔥🔥
Little know fact this is the song the British played anytime they found out they will get to go to war with France
To party one last time before dying ?
"And anyone who listened/ was never seen again"
Me: oh finally take me away from there
I didn’t expect this to sound so chill
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY BETTER
This sounds like boss music.
MY WIFE HAS THE PLAGUE!
The village after drowning an innocent woman accused of witchcraft:
I imagine this were jamming to this during the Strasbourg Plague
This is oddly calming and peaceful