Lyrics! She looked like some kind of royalty From across the sea I quoth, "Don't mind, but what dost thou mean “Thou art the one, Who wilt dance on the floor in the round?" She said "thou art the one who wilt dance on the floor in the‘round " She told me thy name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who wilt dance on the floor in the round Folk have always told me, "Be careful of thy will! Don't go ‘round breaking young maid's hearts." And mother always told me, "Be careful with thy love, Be careful what thou do” As lie becometh truth." Billie Jean is not my lover Thou art a lass whomst claims that I am the one But the child is not my blood She says "Thou art the one!" But the child is not my blood For forty days, and forty nights God was on her side But who could stand When she’s in demand Her schemes and plans 'Cause we danced on the floor in the round So heed my strong advice Just remember to always think twice She quoth, "My lady, we'd danced 'til three." Then she looked at me And showed a tapestry, babe hath cried His eyes looked like mine Do a dance on the floor in the round, Lady Folk have always told me, "Be careful of thy will!’ Don't go ‘round breaking young maid’s hearts." And mother always told me, "Be careful with thy love, Be careful what thou do” As lies becometh truth." (Hey-hey) Billie jean is not my lover Thou art a lass who claims that I am the one Nay the child is not my blood Billie jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that "Thou art the one!" Nay the child is not my blood She says "Thou art the one" But the child is not my blood No... [Harpist Goes Fucking Wild] She cries "Thou art the one!" But the child is not my blood
Billie Jean is not my lover Thou art a lass who claims that "Thou art the one!" Nay the child is not my blood She says "Thou art the one!" But the child is not my blood Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover Billie Jean is not mine lover
This is an addiction now since we’re basically reverting back to Medieval times where we bake bread, die from this plague and build castles and fight players in Minecraft for land
@@notfutomomo3424 Then feast upon the might of my Crystaline Blade! Lest if thou shalt strike me down, approach with caution: my sword hath been bestowed the burning flame of lava and the peirce of one thousand arrows.
@@Ixe2077 Thine puny blade shant pierce mine netherite armor! Twas forged in the bowels of the burning lands. Thine attempt to slay me is futile, thou shall only be branded as a jester, for thine strikes at me shall only be deemed laughable
My courtier Wilhelmina Jeanne has brought a baby boy to court and claimed that he is mine! > Legitimize him > Acknowledge him as mine *>* *Denounce* *him*
atleast you did put him in jail , torture then send him to the pit and forget about the pit 50 years later : "I'm old and have no heir ... oh wait , i have one , just forgot him inside oubliette for 50 years"
I'm literally in public right now just trying to get food while listening to this and someone came up to me asking if I was okay because I was laughing silently with tears in my eyes- I legitimately was crying and had no clue- I showed them what I was watching and they started laughing too Humanity can be great sometimes.
"Folk have always told me, 'be careful of thy will'"- okay, so I have no idea whether the pun is intentional or not, but in Early Modern English as well as meaning 'the thing you want to do', which is pretty much what the line says in the original song, the word "will" was also slang for genitalia. Which is… fucking hilarious in context, so well done if it *was* intentional. 😂
@@TheTestoyer Really? I thought that in the myth there were like two Morgans and both were fused into one character in Nasuverse (I think one was named Morgaus instead or something). I thought the one who was Mordred's mother wasn't related to Arthur. Might Google this later, the last time I studied Arthurian myth was like 8 years ago.
Yea, I am doubtless the bard of legend: Sir Michael, son of Jack, wouldst be most pleased with this rendition of his most favor’d tune. Indeed, he wouldst proclaim “I love this song.” I do recall he didst enjoy “Eat It”, the parody tune of “Beat It”, as performed by that merry jester, Sir Alfred of Yankovic.
This wave of high-effort shitposting is quickly taking over my recommends and I'm okay with this. Humor aside, I was not expecting such a strong voice such as the parts around 2:50 - 3:35. Legitimately impressive.
I just found your channel while looking for songs to use on a D&D 5e game I'm planning. My fellow bard, thou arth truly an amazing musician. Please, keep up the great job, for now you have a new subscriber. Cheers from Brazil 💙
I always really appreciate the bardcore songs that add vocals, hand percussion, etc. They’re way more enjoyable than midi file covers that just swap the original instrument 1 for 1 with synth sounds
You have a wonderful voice. Seriously, I got chills. The expressiveness, the blend of rounded tones with the roughness - if it's rough because of it being at the edge of your range, it doesn't show. I look forward to hearing more of your work.
We’ve seen other great bardcore covers before but with this one I can actually imagine a group of bards performing in front of a campfire for some passing travellers. Really, greatly done!
@@steeldruid Wow, that was Fast?! With a voice like that, you should have the same amount of view as Hildegard Von Blingin and The Miracle Aligner have.Alas...You'll do character themes of other Jojo characters besides Giorno, I hope? Psshh, Sono Chi no Sadame, even. You got the voice to sing about manly fantastical stuff.
this is truly wonderful ! I've been binge listening to you and a lot of the other bardcore folks since the algorithm recommended it thank you algorithm ! I don't get to say that last part too often lol !
@@TulsaKanette i read all my comments because i'm desperate for human interaction on a daily basis thanks tho :) keep an eye on the channel over the next few hours, might post something if i feel it's ready to go up by then
I'm seriously laughing soo hard at all these medieval/ancient latin covers. They're sooooo good! I think it's cause I've always enjoyed singing songs backwards or in silly accents, and playing songs with weird instruments
This is so good it makes you think that maybe it was Michael Jackson's producer who discovered this song on some dusty scroll in a cathedral, and not the other way around.
if i had a quid for every comment about jaskier i'd have enough money to buy the studio that makes the witcher and then ban it forever god i HATE jaskier
Lyrics!
She looked like some kind of royalty
From across the sea
I quoth, "Don't mind, but what dost thou mean
“Thou art the one,
Who wilt dance on the floor in the round?"
She said "thou art the one
who wilt dance on the floor in the‘round
"
She told me thy name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who wilt dance on the floor in the round
Folk have always told me, "Be careful of thy will!
Don't go ‘round breaking young maid's hearts."
And mother always told me, "Be careful with thy love,
Be careful what thou do”
As lie becometh truth."
Billie Jean is not my lover
Thou art a lass whomst claims that I am the one
But the child is not my blood
She says "Thou art the one!"
But the child is not my blood
For forty days, and forty nights
God was on her side
But who could stand
When she’s in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So heed my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
She quoth, "My lady, we'd danced 'til three."
Then she looked at me
And showed a tapestry, babe hath cried
His eyes looked like mine
Do a dance on the floor in the round, Lady
Folk have always told me, "Be careful of thy will!’
Don't go ‘round breaking young maid’s hearts."
And mother always told me, "Be careful with thy love,
Be careful what thou do”
As lies becometh truth." (Hey-hey)
Billie jean is not my lover
Thou art a lass who claims that I am the one
Nay the child is not my blood
Billie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that "Thou art the one!"
Nay the child is not my blood
She says "Thou art the one"
But the child is not my blood
No...
[Harpist Goes Fucking Wild]
She cries "Thou art the one!"
But the child is not my blood
Billie Jean is not my lover
Thou art a lass who claims that "Thou art the one!"
Nay the child is not my blood
She says "Thou art the one!"
But the child is not my blood
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Billie Jean is not mine lover
Sir, you are a gift for this world.
Thank you so much!
@@sashathegoma7914 Thanks :D
I really like your vocals on this, I think even I could learn to sing this.
@@Narpose Definitely, give it a try and use the instrumental version to record it!
"Harpist goes fucking wild" that killed me xDDD
bardcore is unironically turning into a great genre
I'd be really freaking happy if this genre was going to be what we're hearing on the radio soon :D
Love it
I think you just said that some weeks or centuries late
pd:sorry if I wrote something wrogn,
Turning?
Looketh thee as thine bard walketh the moon
“Sir Michael pls”. I’m dead.
pls
I wheezed.
ser micheal pls
Sir Michael, Son of Jack.
The child is not my blood!
This is an addiction now since we’re basically reverting back to Medieval times where we bake bread, die from this plague and build castles and fight players in Minecraft for land
Welcome to Bardcore, my friend!
Thou shall walk over mine lifeless body before thou takest mine gemstones.
So true good sir!
@@notfutomomo3424 Then feast upon the might of my Crystaline Blade! Lest if thou shalt strike me down, approach with caution: my sword hath been bestowed the burning flame of lava and the peirce of one thousand arrows.
@@Ixe2077 Thine puny blade shant pierce mine netherite armor! Twas forged in the bowels of the burning lands. Thine attempt to slay me is futile, thou shall only be branded as a jester, for thine strikes at me shall only be deemed laughable
My courtier Wilhelmina Jeanne has brought a baby boy to court and claimed that he is mine!
> Legitimize him
> Acknowledge him as mine
*>* *Denounce* *him*
Someone is playing ck2...
> *Bethrode* *Him* *to* *You*
@@doggo6056 *to your genius daughter
atleast you did put him in jail , torture then send him to the pit and forget about the pit
50 years later : "I'm old and have no heir ... oh wait , i have one , just forgot him inside oubliette for 50 years"
Wilhelmina's opinion of you changes by *-20* (Denounced my child)
This is literally a bard song. About how the bard gets in some complicated shit because of a maiden that he fooled around with.
Lol like Jaskier
Hahaha, amazing!
@@cinthiarinconpadron2911 Omg I was thinking the same thing, ahaha!
Great call
We need some Smooth Criminal in medieval style
"Crafty Knave"
Annie art thou well?
100 thumbs up! The Alien Ant Farm cover is already superior. A Bardcore version would blow it out of the water like Greek Fire to a galleon.
Proficient Malefactor
Tim Morris Thou are a fool
Song: 1900's
Lyrics: 1600's
Music: 1300's
_Mr. Timewide_
sir pit bull of kodak, officially next
best comment of all time.
💯
@@steeldruid sire pit bull of kodak the culturally wise
@@steeldruid Kodak is from my hometown originally 😊
When the lady's tapestry doth displeaseth me and mine
Verily
YOS
"Fly Me To The Moon" in medieval style would be awesome
GREAT idea
Oh, come on. The youtuber beat me to first reply. Yeah, good idea dude.
YES
How about I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire by the Ink Spots?
The eva version or frank version ?
Just noticed the white glove on the left hand
Good catch.
Thank you.
Someone NOTICED!!!
😂😂😂
❣️
this guy actually sounds like he would have good metal voice
I thought he was Gerard Way before I saw the channel name
Definitely would listen to both bardcore and metal from this dude
@@thorne2492 HAH
Yeah, he would sound quite awesome if he sang metal
That's exactly what I thought!
Lady Jeanne: "sir Michael pls"
Ser Michael: "hee hee"
You killed me 😂😂
*hæ hæ
Muzan, Muzan....
Thou art doing God's work, good sir. Well done!
Thanks!!
Just do a collab already!
Blaspemy! Thy tongue shalt be cut out from ye maw!
👀👀👀👀
That's such high praise! And your deserve it!
Hear me out....Broadway musical.. but it's bardcore....and all legendary pop songs of the decade
My good sir ur a genius
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
HONESTLY SIX COULD HAVE BEEN THIS!!!!
Faith Mo SEEING ANYONE MENTION SIX GETS ME SO FUCKING EXCITED AHHHHHH
I like the way you think👍🏾
This moon walk be the source of witchcraft.
💯
I'm literally in public right now just trying to get food while listening to this and someone came up to me asking if I was okay because I was laughing silently with tears in my eyes-
I legitimately was crying and had no clue- I showed them what I was watching and they started laughing too
Humanity can be great sometimes.
Singing along at home with said dog in profile. He is so confused.
Even in Mideval times, Michael Jackson be rocking the music scene.
Hee hee
"Folk have always told me, 'be careful of thy will'"- okay, so I have no idea whether the pun is intentional or not, but in Early Modern English as well as meaning 'the thing you want to do', which is pretty much what the line says in the original song, the word "will" was also slang for genitalia. Which is… fucking hilarious in context, so well done if it *was* intentional. 😂
Dear lord
I did not know that
well than..that's a hilarious coincidence XD
You mean like “willy”?
@@steeldruid You learn something new everyday
That is precisely what I thought when I heard it 😂😂😂
Morgan: Ser pls...
Artoria: *Nay! The child is not my blood!*
Seeing as Fate Mordred was conceived between siblings I think that this couldn't be farther from the truth.
@@Josnaci0 that's not just a fate thing most versions morgan and Arthur were at least half siblings
@@TheTestoyer Really? I thought that in the myth there were like two Morgans and both were fused into one character in Nasuverse (I think one was named Morgaus instead or something). I thought the one who was Mordred's mother wasn't related to Arthur.
Might Google this later, the last time I studied Arthurian myth was like 8 years ago.
Vitor Zenker channel 4 (uk) once did a drama with Sam Neil as merlin. I thought that was pretty good
@@ForsakenInfinity So they are all siblings anyway? This made me wish a Medieval Style Sweet Home Alabama cover called Sweet Home Camelot.
Me and the lads about to run away from child support lol.
just say the child isn't your blood bro
Ouch.
I know how that feels.
2019: CityPop
2020: Medieval Style
Yea, I am doubtless the bard of legend: Sir Michael, son of Jack, wouldst be most pleased with this rendition of his most favor’d tune. Indeed, he wouldst proclaim “I love this song.”
I do recall he didst enjoy “Eat It”, the parody tune of “Beat It”, as performed by that merry jester, Sir Alfred of Yankovic.
Best comment right here
This wave of high-effort shitposting is quickly taking over my recommends and I'm okay with this.
Humor aside, I was not expecting such a strong voice such as the parts around 2:50 - 3:35. Legitimately impressive.
Thanks dude that means a lot
Here's a challenge for ya! "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Portraitry slayest the bard of mine heart
that would be so sick
Printing killed the illuminator
Parchment hadst slain tapestry
"Longbows slew the chivalrous way."
The way he sings the chorus is just *muah* delicious
*Chef's kiss*
m w a h
Micheal Jackson would be impressed
Of his great great great great great great great great great great grandfather
Yes man
“Sir Michael pls”
YOU MEAN KING MICHAEL
Does anyone else picture this happening to a DND bard?
thou shalt provest that the child of Willa of Jean be not thine.
Wilhelmina Jeanne
d'Jeanne, de Jeanne, von Jeanne, van Jeanne ?
Behold the tapestry of proof!
When Michael, son of Jack, parteth ways with his minstrel brothers and performed the moonwalke…
Performed for patrons at the 25th anniversary of the Town of Mo
This should be in the next Shrek movie.
*King of Bard, Lord Michael of The Jackson V*
At least King Henry the 8th would acknowledge Henry Fitzroy as his blood
Idea: "Safety Dance" by Men without hats, it has already some medieval vibes ;)
Please please!
Jaskier meeting all his bastard children he had with random lovers
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
Best comment!
I have no idea how I got here. This has been a strange rabbit hole. Verily.
I just found your channel while looking for songs to use on a D&D 5e game I'm planning.
My fellow bard, thou arth truly an amazing musician.
Please, keep up the great job, for now you have a new subscriber.
Cheers from Brazil 💙
I too love this song, though I feel like it was almost a crime not to call her 'Lady Jean'.
Love the tavern ambience at the beginning. Settles thou inneth fer thy ride.
I always really appreciate the bardcore songs that add vocals, hand percussion, etc. They’re way more enjoyable than midi file covers that just swap the original instrument 1 for 1 with synth sounds
When one of the villagers start changing skin colors and sliding backwards...
WIlst none praise thee of thine sweetness of thine voice? Tis a banger sir
Billie Jean
Nasral v kuvshin, ay!
Billie Jean
Nasral v kuvshin, ay ay!
Act, people!
Life is a theater and people are actors......
You can tell a good song, if it can be turned to other genre but still keep the soul of the song.
Ok, that was awesome, now I'm imagining "Smooth Criminal" and "Thriller" done like this.
Sounds like something Jaskier would totally go for.
03:40 imagine a guy dancin moonwalk at medieval era on the floor, people scream HERETIC !! WITCHH !! DARK MAGIC !!
The vocals on this are amazing, convey the emotion of this song so well
How about i want it that way as bardcore?
That "hey hey" part really strikeh with vigor.
This makes me FEEL like I’m there in those times, hearing them play it live, wow
Man, who knew metal-like vocals would be so good combined with bardcore instrumentals.
Love this stuff. Keep it up!
can’t even tell u how much i genuinely enjoy this, the vocals are stellar!
"His highness, has requested you to play at his court, Ser Michael"
I'm just listening to bard core and lowkey crying because it's so beautiful
I would love Land Down Under again but with vocals.
💎 .... And p'haps also Reckless - Australian Crawl... 🙏
Good sire, thou didst miss the opportunity to say, "She wast a wench who cried I wast the one."
It's strange how few lyrics had to be changed
This was excellent.
Sir Michael, Son of Jack would be proud.
Just discovered this genre. It's both amazing and hilariously stupid all at the same time. Bardcore is the best thing to come out of 2020.
I keep seeing these pop up in my Up Next feed when I look at stuff about swords or food from the medieval period..and now I know why.
You have a wonderful voice. Seriously, I got chills. The expressiveness, the blend of rounded tones with the roughness - if it's rough because of it being at the edge of your range, it doesn't show. I look forward to hearing more of your work.
Are we not gonna talk about the man surfing on a flat boat?
I humbly request, a medieval take on Smooth Criminal. This is amazing dude!
We’ve seen other great bardcore covers before but with this one I can actually imagine a group of bards performing in front of a campfire for some passing travellers. Really, greatly done!
The start really sounded like 'Livin' on a prayer'.
Nudge Nudge...
(also the singer's voice would really work there I think)
Smooth Criminal should definitely be next
that whole bardcore genre thing going on on youtube right now is so fckin awesome i love it its unironically awesome ❤
Ok so i just discovered bardcore yesterday and spent all day listening to different songs. This is probably the best one i could find
Im really enjoying all these medievel covers
Thanks man
@JAMES SPARROW this comment section
I would love to hear Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” presented in Ye Olde Style 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
With vocals!!
That would indeedeth be epic.
Algal the Bard has done a bardcore version of Nothing Else Matters. You can hear it at his UA-cam channel. 😊
wtf the vocals are sick
Kinda reminds me of Jonathan Young, a bit. How has managed to keep this fact from us for so long? Dude even has a Soundcloud account, wth.
@@SeymoreSparda Was never a secret, tbh. It's in the about section.
@@SeymoreSparda I also do commissions. B^)
@@steeldruid Wow, that was Fast?! With a voice like that, you should have the same amount of view as Hildegard Von Blingin and The Miracle Aligner have.Alas...You'll do character themes of other Jojo characters besides Giorno, I hope? Psshh, Sono Chi no Sadame, even. You got the voice to sing about manly fantastical stuff.
@@SeymoreSparda It's not really about the views for me! Just about having fun tbh, and I'm having LOADS :D
this is truly wonderful ! I've been binge listening to you and a lot of the other bardcore folks since the algorithm recommended it thank you algorithm ! I don't get to say that last part too often lol !
Did I just go to an alternative universe
Who knows! 2020 is a strange time
@@Matazuma honestly I rather go to an alternative 2020
If MJ was alive I'm 100% sure he'd love this
the idea of billie jean carrying around tapestry. with her child's face woven into it is hilarious though
do you...
do you not?
@@steeldruid i wasn't expecting you to reply to my comment. I've listened to three or four of your covers they are great keep up the good work.
@@TulsaKanette i read all my comments because i'm desperate for human interaction on a daily basis
thanks tho :) keep an eye on the channel over the next few hours, might post something if i feel it's ready to go up by then
Immigrant song in the style of historical viking music. That could work...
I WOULD PAY TO HEAR THIS
Close enough?
ua-cam.com/video/Ia0vVQnNGcc/v-deo.html
@@Wavemaninawe Epic! Thanks for the share!
Adds all of your songs to my Classical Music playlist*
Is nobody gonna talk about how this man can sing so good ??!
Hey man, your dad was a great musician. Helped me thru some shit, great guy from what it seems.
Thou art a poet and doeseth of it not know.
Considering we have a mad king and a deadly plague, this song is a 2020 vibe and a half.
._.
Daim! “The child is not my blood!”. I’m stealing this phrase.
ABSOLUTE REDDIT MOMENT! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND LOVES THIS.
bruh
Lmao
"The things i do for love" strings longbow with murderous intent
This is wonderful, I just love it so much, You're very talented
This channel is just a paradise for me or a paradise for a music lover😊❤
I'm seriously laughing soo hard at all these medieval/ancient latin covers. They're sooooo good!
I think it's cause I've always enjoyed singing songs backwards or in silly accents, and playing songs with weird instruments
Still a banger !!!!! Even after 600 years
This is so good it makes you think that maybe it was Michael Jackson's producer who discovered this song on some dusty scroll in a cathedral, and not the other way around.
“Harpist goes fucking wild” Best line ever!!
Jaskier is that you?
if i had a quid for every comment about jaskier i'd have enough money to buy the studio that makes the witcher and then ban it forever
god i HATE jaskier
This actually slaps like it was made to be a song set during that time period
Normally I'm not a fan of lyrics being added to bardcore, but your voice is great so this is an exception
The lead singer is something else, love his voice. Amazing!!!! Such passion
ok this sounds epic
"SIR MICHAEL PLS" I enjoyed it on a spiritual level
This is a hit in Asgard.
This genuinely sounds great! We neeeed to bring back bard music
This cover is so good. I love it so much. The arrangement reminds me of home.
Love the hat and glove on the guy on the right hand side.