Tavern Crawl - Twisted Taverns Animated Cinematic (D&D)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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Concept, Songwriter: Runesmith | / the_runesmith | / runesmith
Vocals: Annapantsu | / annapantsu | / shophiepants
Composer: Gregory Dombrowski
Instrumental: John Theodore | johntheodore_ | / johntheodoremusic
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aawww yeaaah
this is the good stuff
Your vocals in this are incredible!
Fantastic work as always
I knew I recognized that voice! Beautifully done as always.
You have such an amazing voice
I know that voice! 🤣👍
Thanks, I am now physically unable to stop myself from pledging to this kickstarter
Yooo it’s slimecicle!
My guy you're actually here ....nice
Da fuq you doin ere?!? Guess the dnd community is bigger than I imagined.
@@signedzulu7637 It's huge
@@signedzulu7637 he has a dnd podcast actually
I was DM for a game once where I created a an underwater tavern called the “Drowned Mans Drink” it was a sunken pirate ship converted into a bar by its undead crew trying to raise money for a new ship.
That’s extremely creative
...... Excuse me but if possible would you mind writing an entire book about it and then posting the link so I can buy it? Seriously that is quite possibly the single most interesting premise I have heard in the past half a year and now seriously seriously would love to read about the stories of this undead crew.
@@anarchyandempires5452 yes
That’s really cool!
That’s cool give yourself a pat on the back
Couldn't have asked for more from you, a sincere thank you from the whole team and from myself. This is beautiful!
Good job on the lyrics :D
Damn right it is.
You did a great job on this too! I really want this book now
Well that got funded fast
I would love to back it, but I have no credit card... :(
The little goblin train attendant demanding payment was so cute
*I would give them all my gold*
She looked like an Animal Crossing character!
THANK YOU! Not the only one!
I wouldn't care if they stabbed me in the leg because I was a stowaway, they are that adorable....
Alright maybe I would mind a little, but look at them!!!
They were my favorite!
_The tavern proceeded to burn down, due to the Bard distracting everyone from the fire that started when the lantern fell. Poor Larry was forced to sell his family heirloom and his last memory of his mother in order to rebuild the tavern. Everyone inside died, burning to death while enthralled by the Bard's singing._
This realistic approach lmao 😂
Na, there's a blight on the area that dampers enthusiasm, even from "non-living" entities, like the fire. So it died out after burning for a few minutes in that one spot. Now there's just an ashy hole in the floor.
This is why True Bards are strictly regulated by the kingdom!
I like to think the bard was an assassin now who wanted to kill his target in the tavern and make it look like an accident. Since she is Tiefling she can survive the fire long enough to escape with her life.
Well, the Bard IS a Tiefling, so...
"Now you know how to make a not lethally boring tavern, you're welcome"
*Jaunty theme music accompanied by head wiggling*
@@slevinchannel7589 1) this is a wierd place to plug a wiki
2) why not link this?
yes
imagine at the end:
*jocrap bursts in*
now you know how to make a tavern, you're welcome
yes
D&D is another music genre now
Yeah
Ya
I fail to see the downsides
DND is moreso Celtic, which is already a genre in and of itself. If you fancy this style, then perhaps look it up, and see what you find!
And a good genre at that
Clicked on the link. "Funded in 25 minutes!"
D&D players really love their taverns.
its more like T,D&D
Or the oposite D&D players hate their taverns, this is perfect to fix that
No we don’t, hence why it reached its goal so fast.
We need somewhere to start, don't we?
D&D players are surprisingly fast at reaching funding goals... it's almost scary.
Joseph "On Break" JoCat
to be fair, this was finished before I took my break haha
he took a break from the break so the break can have a break from him having a break. :p
@@JoCat well, I'm not complaining!
Wait but if JoCat is his last name that means he qualifies to be a JoJo
yep that's what I was gonna say
Grans man! This looks superb!
holup... gaijin is here?
huh...
Talk about a blast from the past. I use to watch your videos when I was younger.
Praise the sun 🌞 \[T]/
Wait, does Gaijin Goombah play dnd?
@@chickenfate5235 yeah he plays with takahada101 for their group 'the unexpectables'.
Not gonna lie, there's a lot of potential for an entire campaign revolving around the Rail Away. Was I the only one getting a possible Murder on the Orient Express vibe from it?
No i suspect inspiration
Glad i wasn't the only one who thought that!
@@noahhornbeak8831 you get an extra d6
OH SHUT THE FU-
Pretty sure that's what they were going for.
Alt title: high level Tom boy teifling bard makes every DM realize how boring their taverns are.
Most of em yeah, I got like 3 that would fit
Yeah I gotta step up my game...
Agreed...
ILL HAVE U KBIW THAT I HAVE HAD ATLEAST 2 COOL TAVENS. (On the back of a dragon. And the other was bridge between all the planes so creatures from every plane where there
Ok fine you got me
The goblin conductor was the cutest thing I have ever seen
Glad I'm not the only one thinking so. She's adorable and one of the best parts of this.
Agreed. Easily my favorite character throughout this vid.
I want to give her a hug.
I've learned now , not all goblins need to be axed
literally the ONLY thing I like about this video.
I think it's impossible to get sick of the "Tiefling bard" character, it takes the devil with a fiddle and goes through with it
I am now making a human bard named Johnny who plays the fiddle.
@@knightmare__7487 is he from georgia
@@DiminutiveJerry of course, it wouldn't work otherwise
I guess i would prefer play Lyre tho
@@knightmare__7487 is the fiddle Golden
And now you know how to sing at a tavern, YOU’RE WELCOME!
Gotta earn that nights rest with the backround you picked
Welcome to a crap guide to bard
Jocat: "I'm taking a break for a month or two."
Jocat one week later:
Ikr? I was thinking that. He's probably been working on this for awhile tho.
he must've been working on this for a while tho
This video was already done
@@inkling457 in that video he said that there was a vid in February because it was already done
it was finished before he took a break
Imagine this: you hire a bard so your patrons can have entertainment and she just disses your tavern and teleports away. Ps. this comment really isn't that good i could have worded it better
Ps. Just stop comenting and likeing this comment it doesn't deserve top comment
Don't pay bards in advance
@@aubreyackermann8432 you cant they probably seduce you into paying extra
She used illusions to show them her memories
I'd pay her to diss other bars and promote my own, who's to say that she wasn't payed off by the other taverns to b***h about their competition and drive the customers to travel to the better taverns?
@@slevinchannel7589 Sick, I'll use it to report spam that doesn't belong here
I’d say the tavern with the skeleton barkeep should be named:
“The risen spirits”
And the one shaped like a giant mushroom:
“The fun guy fungi”
Funnily enough, I ran a tavern like the first in a campaign of mine. The skeletons lack the sense to check how much they're being paid, just that they're being given some kind of coin, and they also have absolutely no regard for property damage or customer safety. For evidence, I present the two PCs who ordered the strongest drinks available, drinks strong enough to actually poison them and which left them pretty close to death before they finally saved enough times. I should specify that the second ordered his *after* watching the first guy almost die from the very same drink. xD
@@grahamready1065 if you ever plan on bringing back the tavern in a future campaign, I would suggest having a plaque by the entrance that reads.
“Be advised. If you die in this tavern you WILL be conscripted into the working staff of this establishment.”
@@Nazo-kage You know, I never did specify how the skeletons rose up: whether by a necromancer or some natural magic. I may actually play with that a bit now just in case the party ever goes back, so thanks for the inspiration, lol.
Fun Gus's Fungus
the mushroom one should just be "the fun guy"
I love how the animation of the taverns get increasingly hazy and magical as the tavern crawl goes on. It mimics the effects of one's perception as you drink more and more (going underwater where the atmosphere flows, and finally in the Watering Hole where things are floating and foggy). Very clever!
Oh my god you're right, thank you for pointing that out
damn this dude maxed his perception
"Why are the curtains blue"
The rail-away is the motion sickness/dizzyness
JoCat: I just moved, so maybe dont expect as much.
also JoCat: Heres an Animated Cinematic
there's no way that someone advertising other taverns in a tavern wouldn't get thrown out immediately
That purple stuff was them casting teleport/plane shift to gtfo.
Edit credit: Anemoi
I mean, some commoner statblock guy probably doesn't want to talk to very powerful magic person in a negative light.
Nat 20 performance check, that bard can sing what they like XD
said someone can spam teleport/ planeshift, so good luck with that.
@@thevampireauthoress *nat 20 with mod +4 let's go*
Please dont fight the sea monster, he's a local here and pays good
Much better than the kraken they keep caged up.
@@JamesDavy2009 Well, when he pays his tab he can come out.
Honestly the “trust me I tried” brought me back to Vox Machina almost getting tpked by a Kraken
I...don't think i've ever listened to a commercial over and over on repeat before. A new experience.
i dont think theres been a "commercial" with so much heart, soul, and sweat poured into it before.
@@Skywatcher16 Fair enough!
This was a commercial?
@@DarthLesbian yes for a dnd book
@@KingCarvanever in my life have I ever thought I would download a commercial
Imagine being a struggling tavern owner who can barely make ends meet due to your establishment being periodically destroyed by evil overlords, adventuring parties, and evil adventurers, and then a bard starts singing about how there are infinitely better options than yours.
Major ouch
This hits too close to home to be fantasy.
They needs better adventuring parties - my rogue slips the tavernkeep gold for every barrel or fitting the barbarian destroys, then nicks it from his pockets next time he's paid. Keeps us in good with Kevin (all tavernkeeps are called either Kevin or Kelly in our campaigns)
poor fucking guy, honestly now I don't wanna "try em all"
@@rhas356 the tavern keeps being called either "Kevin or Kelly" in your campaigns for some reason reminds me of how every Nurse is Named Joy and every police Officer is named Jenny from Pokemon (or at least the anime) .
That tiefling just invades everyones personal space lmao
As tiefling BARDS do
@@xzombieadrianx1249 facts
I mean what else did you expect lol
@@donutholebandit6212 Idk just... more people trying to beat them up or laying them
@@YAH93 yeah
At the line 'they have their own band' she just looks so damned excited and it's adorable.
Oh, _honestly. Advertising_ for no fewer than _three_ other taverns while singing in someone else's bar? Why, I should say! The _nerve._
*Pulls out guitar* Have I told you the one about the Tavern that only takes stories as payment and will know if it's true
She was inspiring the tavern keep, that's what i think at least :)
Can I tell you about a tavern the town over own by a halfling woman? It's called The Bulls and Lambs. Promise you folks you'll find this one fantastic~ *beats onto a set of drums he brought with him*
Why not a duet? *Tunes guitar*
@@thegoldenbro78 SOUNDS LIKE A FANTASTIC IDEA!
This is my new favorite jam to bump in my house!
Didn’t expect to see you pop up here
step narrator what are you doing here
Oh my God he is here wow
Oh yea I forgot you said you played dnd XD.
Your narrator would be a glorious DM
Jocrap is a wanted criminal in the travelers universe, makes sense.
Can you give the timestamp?
@@cherrybee95 0:07 on the right side of the wall
@@rorya01ok37 nice
Lol
He probably killed someone for a sword and shield
Everyone "Goblin's are ugly, disgusting creatures! You can't make them cute!"
JoCat: "Hold my beer."
Bro he did that with his crap guide to dnd XD
No one tell them about orcbarbies
@@nathanross7448 who's talking shit on my sons and daughter I'll roast them alive and feed them to their next of kin and that would be merciful compared to what my wife would do to them orc moms don't play around
Goblin Slayer: *heavy breathing*
1. That time I reincarnated as a slime
2. Goblin Slayer
Is that a JoCrap wanted poster in the background?
Zee has decided to offer a reward I see.
I just saw that now that you mention it and that's perfect
He's wanted for his muscles being so big they disturb the peace.
One shenanigans too many and you end up on a wanted poster
Where and when?
Edit: Never mind, found it at the beginning where you first see the tiefling bard.
@@EvilPaladin11 on the wall by the bard in the starting tavern
Me after watching this video: "I have a new idea for a campaign!"
Everyone else: "No you can't do a campaign that is essentially one huge barhopping trip across the world."
Watch me!
But you CAN have a campaign that is just one huge bar hopping trip across the world, no one is stopping you, and I encourage it
Sam Guwine says otherwise, friend
So basically a campaign like "At world's end".
@@lefteron6804 you beat me to it
@@lefteron6804 I thought the same thing!
The joy of the tavern, where all stories begin.
*”Four alcoholic adventurers enter a bar, I don’t know what happens next but i bet it involves saving the world.”*
The rarely-discussed goddess of parties, taverns, and inns.
She receives prayers in the form of song, celebration, and revel.
She often takes the form of a mortal bard to visit or advertise her favorite establishments and punish the ones that fail in their purpose by advising patrons to go elsewhere.
I want full stats and domains now
@@thegoldenbro78 I wonder if you'd get some bardic stuff like being able to cast a half as powerful inspiration
@@thegoldenbro78
*Alignment* CN
*Residence* Ysgard
*_Domains_*
*5E* life (both for the celebration of life and for wayhouses offering hospitality), light (as in the lights of a party lasting into the night).
*3.5* plant, water (as ingredients in drinks), chaos, travel (because inns also provide lodging)
Worshipped mostly by bards.
I'm not quite experienced enough to draft a compete stat block.
she definitly needs like a special teleportation/gate ability that can be used at any moment.
also she definitely needs like her own special tavern
i was thinking maybe that last section. her special tavern is basically a gate way to every tavern that exists the rod she carries is maybe a key? to her tavern.
@@firstnamelastname7298 yes
Lyrics:
Welcome welcome, one and all.
This place is so filthy why stay here at all?
Why rest in a place so painfully small?
There's nothing to dazzle no spark of enthrall.
Who let this tavern become such a bore?
Rarely does an inn have so little in store.
But what if I told you there's so much more.
Let me show you a place I simply adore.
Tired while traveling I've got just the stay.
Your own cozy cabin in the Rail Away.
The train never stops you may go as you please.
And everything's fine long as you pay their fees.
But we can't stay too long now just as before.
And I could be wrong, is that blood on the floor?
Looks like we aren't welcome you can't ride for cheap.
Let's venture on forward to the ocean's deep.
Well the Drunken Treasure's a haven below.
But where it is exactly I'll never know.
Oh, and don't be surprised by what umm lurks on outside.
And really don't fight it; believe me I've tried.
Lets all take a breather we'll hope for the best.
The first round's on me but you'll pay for the rest.
I hope that this tavern hasn't left you bored.
Next up is a place that is fit for a lord.
Follow my lead to the Watering Hole.
Just know that the fog is always on patrol.
This tavern's my favorite its got its own band, and they're always more than happy to lend me a hand.
Welcome welcome, one and all.
Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball.
Why settle for less and why settle for small?
Its your game to play, why not why not come try 'em all?
(I think I got all the lyrics correct. Reply with any corrections i'll try and fix it as soon as possible. This comment will also be on Runesmith's video)
i think the first verse is "rarely does an inn have so little in store"
THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS! I'm trying to do a cover because yes but hey, my voice is shitty so this is gonna be hard, but having these lyrics are so much better then what I had in the bits where it's harder to understand. Again thank you, you beautiful person you
Thanks a lot for this, I would have been incapable of figuring out the lyrics on my own
Just before see your comment, I finished making my own version of the lyrics. There are a few "fuzzy" spots and I like your version at those places. However, I have 5 lines with slightly different words. Mostly minor differences, but different.
But we can't stay to long now just as before.
But we can't stay too long now just as before.
And I could be wrong is that blood on the floor?
I could be wrong is that blood on the floor?
but where it is exactly I'll never know.
but where it is exactly I never know.
Oh, and don't be surprised by what um lurks on outside.
Oh, and don't be surprised by what ever lurks on outside.
Lets all take a breather while hope for the best.
Lets all take a breather. We'll hope for the best.
the guy credited as the instrumentalist has a community post on his channel with a link to a google drive with some sheet music, tabs and also the lyrics. i recommend checking that out to fix some small errors you made
"And really don't fight it, believe me I've tried"
I wanna hear that story.
The first thing that popped into my head was Vox Machina almost getting tpked by a Kraken, those things do not fuck around
@@damiwayne8289 same dude. I've fought a couple in a few campaigns and only just barely escaped each time. Never can kill those things
Honestly I think its the other F word after all... Its a Tiefling Bard aka the SUPER sexual deviant
Makes me think of Maw of the King.
@@weebjeez i was thinking the same thing. could be the same monster.
This is honestly think how the world of dnd should be categorized, an uncharted land of magic and wonder, full with yet unknown races, countries and more.
there are more than one setting for dnd, not to mention any homemade settings, aiming for having just one is a recepie for disaster
@@defensivekobra3873 well, yeah, but this is probably my favorite, and, of course I know that some other people prefer other things, but this m, as stated is mine
It can be.
How dare you people! Because of this song I now want to write an entire campaign to put exciting locations, towns and bars in! I'M GONNA HAVE A MINI DRAGON BREATHING FIRE INTO CREME BRULEE AND HAS A LITTLE HORDE OF GOLD WHICH IS HIS PAYCHECK!
the hoard has to be chocolate coins, right?
@@emy6732 OF COURSE!
@@0Baita0 Have an mini white dragon that makes sorbèt or just ice cream, but sorbèt is fancier, so go with that.
And while you're at it, why not make a full restaurant run only by tiny dragons
@@privatizitat815 .......... Why do you curse me like this?
Goblin attendant: "Dimension dooring in mid transit does not make you exempt from fees, pay now or I'll break you knees"
nice rhyme
The last tavern: Wild Mages not allowed.
Damn,My boi named Recruit can't have a mead
They heard about a monkey who sings REALLY bad karaoke
which one? I didn't see anything like that in the video, so is that somewhere else or something?
It's a Dingo Doodles reference
@@iexplodonateri7378 indeed
(Submission verse for a sequel or extended version, that’s how much I love this song lol)
Come to dead man’s respite to lay low your head!
Their beds are so comfy you’ll sleep like the dead!
Don’t let the staff’s visage offput you at all. They’re really quite lively each night is a ball!
Beware of the food though it is a bit drab! But the drinks flow like rivers just keep track of your tab!
Cuz if you can’t afford to pay your Bill with coin, they are always looking for new hires to join! (Every staff member is undead XD no exceptions)
That's awesome!
Actually godlike
Do yOu FeAr dEaTh ?!
Thats pretty good
Smart
Can we just add Jocat’s name to the list of DND legends? Just pencil him in next to Matthew Mercer under the category “taking the game and imagination above and beyond”
He the guy who told Matt Mercer to shut up
The crossover we didn’t know we needed.
It is correct
*correct!*
Correct!
CORRECT!
But are very glad to have.
the tavern strummer: a half demon bard that will randomly appear in taverns and bars, rating them though song before moving along to the next, accidently taking party members or patrons along with her in her adventures
That little goblin was absolutely adorable
I have known Goblin Conductor for 12 seconds, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone on this train and then myself.
@@SeJoHu are u the one that put blood under the door
Want large fries
@@woahbeelog yes, but not fried chicken
@@Joseph-bz6lx btw am a slime so its hard to give stuff
This is a D&D campaign I've been wanting to put together for years: One of the players inherits a run-down hole-in-the-wall tavern, and over the course of the game must work to build it up to a truly grand establishment, questing for unique ingredients, dealing with suspicious clientele, deciding whether to act on the rumors they collect themselves or to pass them on to younger adventurers, and building a reputation in the town, be that as a respectable pillar of the community or as a dark den of murderers and villains to be dreaded.
@Henry Kloosterman i agree
It even sounds like it could be a computer game
Sound awesome, good luck!
Awesome idea I'm thieving it
Let me know when you do that, so I may apply to join in.
Damn ya can't start with a Mockery so Vicious.
When you cast Vicious Mockery on an entire tavern.
This is just an absolute masterpiece.
That tiefling rolled damn high on the persuasion check for makin' people buy the book.
I think I got seduced but im not sure
she rolled pretty low trying to fuck the kraken
@@snakethesnek8598 Yeah, because she said she's tried to fight it. Since we all know that the standard tactic of bards is to attempt seduction at the beginning of combat, the kraken was clearly not into her.
Seriously, I just played the first session of a new campaign yesterday and, after defeating the kobolds that attacked the standard starting tavern, our bard's first thought of how to organize the noncombatants for evacuation was to seduce the barmaids. He decided it would be bad timing and didn't, but his mind went right there.
@@flushmastercyclonis186 lolll
Level 20 Barbarians: Killing hordes of evil monsters with rageful screams.
Level 20 Wizards: Altering the very fabric of reality with spells so powerful that even just casting one will kill you.
Level 20 Bards:
i mean the spells that level 20 bards can also cast equally powerful world-shattering spells, and may have learned any of the same high level spells an wizard is capable of, they just choose not to
Level 20 Bards get over 3000 people to pledge to a Kickstarter in under two days.
Honestly, I could see this being level 20 Swashbucklers from Pathfinder 2e too, if they picked Wit and pumped Charisma.
@@rhealastname266 except they would be good at diplomacy, not performance (or i guess they could get expertise in both) and they would be unable to replicate the feats of magic the bard does short of use magic device and a magic staff
A lvl 20 barbarian can fight through an army, a Wizard can incinerate them, and a bard can move their hearts.
Me: everyone is entitled to their own opinions and tastes
Also me: WHO THE F*** GAVE THIS A THUMBS DOWN?!?! *angry bard noises*
Also also me: *Pledges to the kickstarter without reading anything about it because Amazing Music Video!*
This just.. made me realized that every single tavern any of my characters have been in... have basically been the same tavern. What a dreadful bore!
But what if I told you there's so much more, let me show you some places I simply adore.
I love how Jocat draws goblins/monsters he makes them criminally cute
Same I want to be able to ask him if he could draw my D&D Goblin the little rapscalian Theodore (Teddy for short) a cute little goblin in a potato sack shirt old um... Borrowed boots a big fancy Duster a poofy feathered hat and best of all a Flute Dagger (it looks like a Flute and works like a Flute but it is also the sheath to a Dagger kinda like a Cane Sword) oh and he is a back pack bard who took the college of whispers
I know their is a 0.00001% chance of that happening but it is a nice dream
I hope it comes true!
*Also holy duck this blew up...*
Idk if he dose commissions but I think that would be the best way!
This gave me some ideas for my own taverns. One that I’m going to put in my next session will be “The Wandering Keg”, an artificier based tavern. The whole 3 story building is on 12 massive legs, and moves from town to town. There’s a bar on the first floor, a tinkerers store/workshop on the second, and the top floor is an inn.
Nice idea I’m sure players would be excited to explore it or explode it.
@@yourtsar824 Probably explore,because the artificers would explode it first.
@@veryconfused5243 They finally encountered it. After leaving the city they were in, they saw a building on the horizon. Over the course of the day, they got closer, before they realized what it was. Our artificier got very excited, and wanted to check it out. They stayed the night, ate some food, bought a few makeshift grenades (range 20/60, 5ft radius blast from impact area, 5d6 fire damage, dex save 13 for 1/2) and had a lot of fun. Only one of them got drunk and nearly burned the place down. Thankfully, being run by dwarven artificiers, they had built in sprinkler systems on each floor, so it was all good!
Write that down
@@thrumwolf9583 WRITE THAT DOWN!
"The train never stops"
So, make sure you roll when you land
Ha ha I’m doing that for train gimmicks like that.
Also BLOOD FOR THE BOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
@@carissamace Just make sure you leave before the investigation begins.... I hear the detective they hire is good at their job.
Make a dexterity saving throw, dc 25
i rolled a nat 1- *splat*
"the first round's on me but you'll pay for the rest"
i really love that line
-you meet eatch other in a tavern..
-how orriginal
-... in a train underwather withe a undead tavern man wathing the bard and wizrad contest in a lava arena
-.... ok now you have my attention
*Listens to song*
"I'm going on an adventure!" *hobbit runs to excitement*
Now I can only think of Lemmiwinks
"The Road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say."
@@captain_duckling7139 ua-cam.com/video/9B6dsfGazyI/v-deo.html
Gets eaten by a dragon inside a big mountain
@@excursor4296 someone has read the books!
*frantically writing description of the staff of tavern teleportion
The seekers staff; once per day, it allows the user and up to 5 willing creatures to teleport to the nearest unvisited tavern, and after 1 hour, they are teleported back to the original casting location
Plot twist there is a grey area on what’s a tavern and they’re suddenly teleported to a restaurant.
@@dillonstanek5178 but what happens if they visit every tavern in the land?
Right? imma use that in my campaign
I wrote a staff like that
It was inspired by this video
DnD: the one pasttime that can successfully convince three individual content creators to make a THREE MINUTE LONG SONG as a trailer for a BOOK.
I noticed that little Easter Egg where JoCrap is on one of the wanted posters in the taverns.
time stamp
@@melvinat0r 0:07
@@melvinat0r Also, it appears a second time at the very end as the tiefling sits in the corner strumming the guitar.
OH MY GOSH YOURE RIGHT
I love it, thats hilarious
Damn, who would of guessed that this would of been an animated song, let alone a Kickstarter announcement, this is incredible, great job!
Why stay at a cruddy inn or drink at a cruddy tavern?
A: It's a convenient location.
B: It's cheap.
Great song though. Also great taverns.
C. I'm poor.
D. I can't teleport.
E. I'm hunting criminal scum, who'd be crazy to show their face in a well known establishment.
F:Its the only one for miles.
Answer to A-F: If my kobold can build a motorcycle in order to visit all these taverns, so can yours! Don't let laziness be an excuse for not adventuring in the middle of a D&D campaign! YEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *(crash!!!)*
...Instead, let badly-damaged experiments be an excuse.... ow...
G: the DM has no idea what they're doing
H. You don't spitball stupid ideas with your DM before/after/between sessions. (I've inspired mine a few times with hair-brained schemes).
"Hey, you wanna pledge to a D&D kickstarter about magic taverns?"
Me: "Ehhh, I dunno."
"A cute tiefling girl told you to do it."
Me: "..."
Me: "Okay ya got me."
*ALWAYS* listen to cute tielfing people!
*non-binary tiefling
I'm pledging to Poor Larry to get his tavern to a respectable level, instead.
@@Beybladelouser Wait really!? Is that canon!? Pog!
Cute Iill goblin
The guide we never asked for, but secretly always wanted.
"Welcome, welcome, one and all!"
*OH HELL YEAH, WE'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE, BOYS!*
Lyrics for those interested:
Welcome, welcome, one and all.
This place is so filthy why stay here at all?
Why rest in a place so painful and small?
There's nothing to dazzle, no spark of enthrall.
Who let this tavern become such bore
Rarely does an inn have so little in store
But what if I told you, there's so much more!
Let me show you a place I simply adore!
Tired of traveling, I got just the stay.
Your own cozy cabin in the Rail-away.
The train never stops, you may go as you please,
and everything fine long as you pay their fees.
But we can't stay too long, now just as before,
and I could be wrong: 'is that blood on the floor?'
Looks like we aren't welcome, you can't ride for cheap.
Lets venture on forward to the oceans deep.
Well the Drunken Treasure is a haven below.
But where it is exactly I'll never know.
Oh, and don't be surprised by what lurks on outside.
And really, don't fight it... Believe me, I've tried.
Let's all take a breather, we'll hope for the best.
First rounds one me but you'll pay for the rest.
I hope that this tavern hasn't let you bored.
Next up is a place that is fit for a lord.
Follow my lead to the Watering Hole,
Tis known that the fog is always on patrol.
This tavern's my favorite, it's got it's own band.
And they're always more then happy to lend me a hand~
Welcome, welcome, one and all.
Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball.
Why settle for less and why settle for small.
It's your game to play why not come try 'em all!?
YES i absolutely don't understand half the words. thanks!
Thanks, now we can learn it by heart
Thanks lad!
If the name of the last tavern is Watering Hole why are there the letters WWH on the entrance
This nags at me everytime I listen to it
@@matuskrivka1462 Ffffff... Can't unsee that now. Curse you!
Jesus Christ you found a way to somehow make a sponsorship into both a beautiful animation and a way to complain about basic taverns
Welcome to The First Steps, located nearby your local adventuring guild. he furniture is always in a state of brand new, recently mended, magically fixed, or recently broken. Fights are between two people and last 10 seconds, or your both out, a rule the Regulars help him enforce. Down on your luck? Benson will still give ya a drink in exchange for a story and encourage ya, then when your luck turns around, maybe you'll be the one to buy a round for the house. Benson doesn't like talkin about his days adventurin' much, on account of his curse that doesn't allow him to touch coin anymore. Luckily he's got Minnie Many Hands: An Ex-Adventurer who didn't like risking her life and just got great at one spell: Mage Hand. You've got 5 seconds to order cuz this Gnome pretty much runs the whole floor, taking orders, serving, and slipping the coppers and silvers behind the bar. Best watch your head if you're up and about, drinks are flyin around here, Literally.
So whether you've just joined the guild, or about to embark on your 20th quest, come on down and enjoy a drink, because a journey of 1000 miles starts with the First Steps.
absolutely brilliant
This is just a max level bard showing those low-level beginners what fun they can/will have on their own journey should they choose to venture forth into the unknown.
🎼Into the UNKNO-OOO-O-O-OWN! 🎶
I think we can all agree that that little goblin in the rail-away was adorable. To think we believed that the gobo was the cutest
IS THAT BLOOD ON THE FLOOR?
Made me think of Murder on the Rockport Limited.
@@slabofbeef7104 yeah me too
Gobo is still king of cuteness imo
0:07 Got to love that Jocrap is a wanted criminal in D and D but I doubt anyone is bold enough to take him out of fear
Has seen the size of his fireballs and the mass of muscles? No one touches that simic hybrid
@@siriusb2045 and his eldritch B L A S T
Welp, that goblin is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
I love the implication the Seeker just teleports to random taverns and sings about how bad they are
Final part of the adventure: Curing the Traveler's alcohol poisoning.
Okay, now officially D&D is a music genre.
So technically folk music and sea shanties?
I didn't know charm person had a casting time of 3 minutes.
Edit: Isn't the little goblin conductor the cutest? Look at those tiny hands and those big ol eyes
if she’s able to teleport that well then she probably is high enough level to have multiple polymorphs, she could definitely defeat a Kracken
I'd like to believe she has a staff that can just teleport her to any inn shes been too
This is how you advertise a D&D expansion.
at a canon level, bards are the hypemen and MCs of a DnD worlds, among other roles...
hire a bard?
YOU'RE WELCOME.
So I'm stealing all these taverns. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Thank you, I love it.
I mean... that's the point. It's a supplement for 5e. Pledge to the kickstarter at least a little if you can. Runesmith does great work.
So you are the guy going around picking up taverns and putting them in a sack.
@@rachdarastrix5251 shit, you weren't supposed to find out, my cover story was working so well.
Forget you ever saw anything, aight?
@@crazedchangeling your stolen goods are forfeit! Pay the fine or be sentenced for your crimes!
In a cosmic horror campaign, I had a royal with a painting called "Tavern From Another World" and it’s the Nighthawks painting. Anyone can enter inside it and they’ll be in the Phillies diner which is also a secret tavern and can sometimes meet denizens from different universes/realities who have also went into the Nighthawks painting in their universe.
The guy running it is the waiter in the actual painting named either Ray or Jay and speaks in an old New Yorker accent. He's always happy to see new customers, especially bards who are willing to play songs. When you come in with no customers around, you'll always find him reading newspapers or listening to the radio. He's always got an ear open for you and will happily listen to your problems.
At Phillies it's always really late at night, no matter what time it is. The atmosphere always feels lonely whenever its quiet. serves food from 1940s diner menus and has a secret menu for alcohol of all kinds from the real world back in the 1940s. Any violence or threats made will be forcefully teleported out of the painting by Jay and can no longer enter Nighthawks.
Jo's animation, Runesmith's concept/writing, Anna's vocals, and some hella fine music. I'm almost crying! This is gorgeous!
Was an incredible project to be a part of!
JoCat: says he’s too busy over the next few months to post a video
Also JoCat: posts an awesome video
In the announcement he said he had one more video planned for February that was already done
Nothing else has ever pulled me in in such a mystifying way before. I swear I've been doing things other than rewatching this over and over. I swear.
This character is perfect. So much personality and expression with so little detail.
Also love runesmiths new project getting even more attention.
That bard better be an npc or so help me
I'm still not over the fact that a crap guide to dnd is over but this.... This is acceptable.
hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤
This is simply inspiring. Worldbuilders can sometimes forget about the place where a player can order a warm meal and a fizzling drink. Where they can sit down and talk about their last adventure or those before them. I just love this variety of taverns to for everyone.
I am angry JoCat isn’t at One Million yet.
Ok, but the lyrics are Dutch auto-generated. Can we have English for a second language on the captions, please?
I captioned them in English on my page...don't know if that helps!
If I ran that tavern, I'd throw the tiefling out. Don't you be advertising OTHER establishments while sitting in MY tavern!
But it's a good songgggg
@@animate_corvid But it's BAD for business.
@@jackmist dude I was joking around
@@animate_corvid I know
@@jackmist mk
"Who uploads at Midnight?" Me who is awake at Midnight in Japan
*chuckles in 4 in the afternoon*
I'm in love with the design for the goblin girl in the rail away, its so indescribably adorable.
Update I have ordered 3 copies of the goblin plush as well as 1 of everything else.
Nice, also funny username
Dang this would be the perfect spot for a" Shut Up and Take my money" pic.
The guy/girl at 1:36 playing with his/her shark-doggo is the think keeping me from depression with flintstone-gummy-like strength
Without spoiling anything from the book, Poor Larry getting mocked at the start of this is so much more of a "kick them when they're down" moment.
Meanwhile in the Mighty Dungeon:
Dragon Strip Club
*Bad Dragon Joke Here*
@@fro4152
STOP
@@fro4152 callback to sponsormebaddragon
T-this...holy crow that woke me up more than my coffee did.
Haha yep.
if u turn on subtitles, and auto-translate it to english.
you can spot some ... good quotes, for example :
1:19 "enter an orgy russian teen"
in poor larry's there's a picture of JoCrap is he wanted? We'll never know.
Wanted for criminal sarcasm
That didn’t say wanted, that said warning