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  • @taylorextavour2789
    @taylorextavour2789 4 роки тому +7268

    ICONIC KENNIE MOMENTS (for personal reference lmao)
    2:57
    4:16
    5:07
    6:50
    16:47
    18:00
    26:07

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 роки тому +258

      I laughed so hard at the "mouth breathing" part 😂😂😂😂 And I thought so too! Why didn't Carlyle(?) suck the venom out of her??

    • @ayannahollister6547
      @ayannahollister6547 4 роки тому +94

      Dont forget 26:18

    • @Ch-ch-ch-chia
      @Ch-ch-ch-chia 4 роки тому +187

      And beginning at 9:30 to wide open ass.

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 роки тому +112

      15:40 to 16:13 though 😂 I cried laughing

    • @batty7620
      @batty7620 4 роки тому +97

      13:31

  • @calletanofillspipe830
    @calletanofillspipe830 4 роки тому +10242

    remember when Bella Swan helped Jacob build his own motorcycle so she can crash it and kill herself bc Edward broke up with her??

  • @febylicious08
    @febylicious08 4 роки тому +2651

    “He wants to eat her alive but also she smells like a wide open ass.”
    OMG this sent me 😂😭🤣

    • @ingab6316
      @ingab6316 4 роки тому +121

      Adene more like... this scent me

    • @Proud2BeBre
      @Proud2BeBre 4 роки тому +12

      My favorite part of the video. 😂

    • @rosesndthorns
      @rosesndthorns 4 роки тому +12

      Adene I really doubled over in laughter 😭😭

    • @Trinitray
      @Trinitray 4 роки тому +10

      I had to pause so I could breathe. 😂🤣🤣

    • @Sunnydayz_0
      @Sunnydayz_0 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 😆

  • @mikacolton001
    @mikacolton001 4 роки тому +715

    "I feel very protective of you" the original Joe from You.

    • @laurenreinhold7266
      @laurenreinhold7266 4 роки тому +19

      I am triggered

    • @itskashkashi
      @itskashkashi 4 роки тому +3

      But Dan is the original Joe from You lol

    • @mariam.7689
      @mariam.7689 4 роки тому

      @@itskashkashi not sure but i think they meant original joe as in the books

  • @laust-b33ch1ldd7
    @laust-b33ch1ldd7 4 роки тому +2381

    When you remember that this whole movie inspired the train wreck that is ‘fifty shades of grey’, it just gets even worse.

    • @Airegyn
      @Airegyn 4 роки тому +75

      It what now

    • @moammonster_Jess_
      @moammonster_Jess_ 4 роки тому +240

      @@Airegyn 50 shades started as a twilight fanfic on wattpad

    • @shanettequao9043
      @shanettequao9043 4 роки тому +16

      leo honeyy;; and this is why it is most heinous!

    • @ElizabethMidfordHatesCops
      @ElizabethMidfordHatesCops 4 роки тому +20

      @@moammonster_Jess_ It wasn't on Wattpad, but yes.

    • @wizardsandmuggles3569
      @wizardsandmuggles3569 4 роки тому +42

      @PurelyAfrican no, honey, after was a Harry Styles fanfiction. Same thing, but twilight wasn't a source material

  • @cirquedefreak7329
    @cirquedefreak7329 4 роки тому +812

    honestly bella shouldnt have gotten with either of them, edward was with the whole 'stay away from me or youll get huRt' shit while jacob was the 'date me or im jumping off this cliff'

    • @Moon_Child_Mari
      @Moon_Child_Mari 3 роки тому +125

      One is ridiculously co-dependent, and the other is very possessive. Such great options! 🥺💖

    • @stienengelaar3857
      @stienengelaar3857 3 роки тому +37

      Yess! As much as I love Jacob (never really liked Edward) he shouldn't do that to her. It's toxic af. But Bella shouldn't play hard to get with him either.

    • @workinprogress3329
      @workinprogress3329 3 роки тому +10

      Very Salvatore brothers 🤣🤣

    • @infinitusfinitus
      @infinitusfinitus 3 роки тому +13

      Oh shit I've dated both these men. My decision making skills are Bella-tier. I need to reevaluate some things.

    • @ilovelanitaaa
      @ilovelanitaaa 3 роки тому +15

      @@infinitusfinitus I hope you’re okay, these type of relationships can be mentally draining ❤️❤️❤️

  • @tasaiix8827
    @tasaiix8827 4 роки тому +2296

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Kennie: Throughout my life, I’ve done a lot of lying to myself

  • @angel41791
    @angel41791 4 роки тому +630

    Edward: "I don't have the strength to keep myself from you anymore..."
    Kendall: "PLEASE FIND IT!!!!!"

  • @kelsey4087
    @kelsey4087 4 роки тому +3025

    It JUST occurred to me how weird the Cullen relationships must seem to everyone else. As far as the rest of the school knows, they are all adopted siblings, but they are all dating each other? I know that they're not blood related, but that would still be viewed as really strange. Did they never address this in the books? I was never really into Twilight, but how did I miss this before?!

    • @anab5248
      @anab5248 4 роки тому +534

      They do say in the movie like "is kinda weird, but whatever, what can we do, right?"

    • @queenkatara7861
      @queenkatara7861 4 роки тому +940

      Honestly, we shouldn’t expect much from the series where grown ass Jacob wants to be with a newborn baby.

    • @shawnp5860
      @shawnp5860 4 роки тому +223

      Queen Katara Fr like what the fuck was that shit about

    • @darrylwhitefeather207
      @darrylwhitefeather207 4 роки тому +523

      And I don't understand why the Cullens made it public. It makes them even more outstanding and noticeable, the thing they don't wanna be!

    • @SilentProti
      @SilentProti 4 роки тому +122

      Jessica and Bella mentioned it was weird they lived together even tho they were couples.

  • @Laila-nb7lq
    @Laila-nb7lq 4 роки тому +1489

    “spread me on a naan” KENNIE I CANT DJDBSKDB

  • @larissabustillos4669
    @larissabustillos4669 4 роки тому +1836

    Am I the only one that feels like Jacob got really douchey after he "became" a wolf?

    • @kaylamorgan9094
      @kaylamorgan9094 4 роки тому +327

      Small Bean yes and then he emotionally manipulated her into kissing him in Eclipse

    • @paradox9369
      @paradox9369 4 роки тому +208

      For me, Jacob always had those fuckboi vibes on fleek. 😂

    • @kaylamorgan9094
      @kaylamorgan9094 4 роки тому +83

      Giu B right it’s like the Author wanted Bella and Jacob to still work so she made Renesmee

    • @Tikkibombom
      @Tikkibombom 4 роки тому +187

      I always found Jacob highly irritating. He was whiny af and kept persuing that uninteresting girl even though she was definitely dating someone else. I knew too many boys like that in real life and they annoyed me to no extent. I felt that their attitude was such because they felt privileged and thought that they knew what was best for the girl. Aargh

    • @zanaekendall459
      @zanaekendall459 4 роки тому +41

      I think if I had the ability to turn into a wolf I would be an asshole too

  • @aesthete7227
    @aesthete7227 4 роки тому +8641

    *he is attracted to her because she smells like dinner 😂*

    • @namjoonshungryminion6149
      @namjoonshungryminion6149 4 роки тому +222

      Who wouldn't be attracted to food though?

    • @namjoonshungryminion6149
      @namjoonshungryminion6149 4 роки тому +51

      @@fireonx6325
      Lol, I can imagine that😂👏

    • @8ThatUp2
      @8ThatUp2 4 роки тому +99

      @차이나재드 OMG😭😭😭😂😂 I can never think of vamp/human relations the same again

    • @Natalia.alvees
      @Natalia.alvees 4 роки тому +23

      @@fireonx6325 S TOOOOOOP- ATWWJWWHSIRJRBSYXH

    • @VivH24
      @VivH24 4 роки тому +20

      @차이나재드 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @bubbles4897
    @bubbles4897 4 роки тому +295

    Edward: I have never wanted to eat a whole person before so much....until I met you
    Bella: I trust you

  • @biancaperez1056
    @biancaperez1056 4 роки тому +197

    If nothing else, Twilight put me on to Paramore.
    For that, 11 year old me and 22 year old me are forever grateful.

    • @sk-nw9xh
      @sk-nw9xh 4 роки тому +5

      Bianca Perez samewe and coldplay

    • @pelomk9022
      @pelomk9022 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @Jigglexphysics
      @Jigglexphysics 4 роки тому +1

      Saaammee.

    • @naomicrispin697
      @naomicrispin697 4 роки тому +1

      Yaaasss 👏🏽👏🏽
      I wish my 12 year old self noticed how much the Twilight movies were lacking 🤣😂🤣

  • @modestferan6203
    @modestferan6203 4 роки тому +123

    "How do you like your eggs, scrambled, sunny side up.. IN MY UTERUS??!!!"
    -Kennie (2019)

  • @ray4833
    @ray4833 4 роки тому +146

    Kennie: "She becomes every boys target, because-"
    Me: THAT'S WHAT MARY SUES ARE, THAT'S A CORE MARY SUE MATERIAL

  • @moranaime5751
    @moranaime5751 4 роки тому +218

    The only thing I remember about twilight is that I gave up on it when she chose Edward over Jacob

    • @gabimic7022
      @gabimic7022 4 роки тому +27

      Me screaming at my screen at the age of 8

    • @exolbtsgfriend3133
      @exolbtsgfriend3133 4 роки тому +7

      Lmaoo omg same😂😭😭

    • @Liawino
      @Liawino 4 роки тому +37

      Same here! I hated that...felt like she was choosing a fridge over a toasty jacket. Though to be fair, Jacob was weird in his own right....but, I liked that he tried to respect her choices.

    • @reina2081
      @reina2081 4 роки тому

      Forreal tho lmao 😂😂

    • @jiminishere7163
      @jiminishere7163 4 роки тому +4

      And Edward stalked her and wanted to eat her lol🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @adrikelley2222
    @adrikelley2222 4 роки тому +164

    Why is no one talking about your impersonation of Rob’s song let me sign🤧🤣😭

  • @corinneolivier1871
    @corinneolivier1871 4 роки тому +17

    Bella really said “no thoughts,head empty”

  • @xFolkmore
    @xFolkmore 4 роки тому +140

    the sad thing is that Robert Pattinson is actually a good actor... this is a really shit example of that

    • @mariobros4648
      @mariobros4648 4 роки тому +16

      If you think about it, he was really young and he was the start of his career. Unfortunately, it didn't end in one movie, so people always want to diminish everything he does. I'm happy he's getting recognition after the whole Batman thing.

    • @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601
      @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601 4 роки тому +5

      In my opinion Cedric Diggory was one of his last good roles. Not saying that he doesn't have good roles now.

    • @LadyWisteriaa
      @LadyWisteriaa 4 роки тому

      @@strangerthingsfanthatsalso601 nah hes had award winning performances in the last 5 years.

  • @caylahtaikoi
    @caylahtaikoi 4 роки тому +16

    “Because she smells like dinner” 😂 I don’t know why I laughed so hard. Currently watching your videos while writing my wattpad novels lol

  • @IAMCHIDERA
    @IAMCHIDERA 4 роки тому +14

    Edward: I can’t find the strength to stay away from you
    Kennie: pLeAsE fInD iT!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @tinzzz_7
    @tinzzz_7 4 роки тому +52

    "tastefully dirtylooking" 😂😂😂
    I can't.. but it's sooo true 🤣

  • @kathib.164
    @kathib.164 4 роки тому +2

    I'm happy that I saw this movie when I was old enough to understand all the creepiness. I only made it through the first one and then didn't want to see the others...

  • @clovely9050
    @clovely9050 4 роки тому +27

    I NEED to see your input on the other twilight movies😂😂😂

    • @MargaretRodriguez9GenY
      @MargaretRodriguez9GenY 4 роки тому

      C Lovely- I know. I hope she considers doing them. Though, at least in my opinion, the last film isn't so bad. But that may be because there's more charismatic characters in that one.

  • @DiamondSlut
    @DiamondSlut 4 роки тому +4

    The soundtracks to all of these movies are LIT. New Moon’s soundtrack is one of my all time favorite albums and this movie’s soundtrack is damn freakin awesome too. It’s up there too as a solid favorite. I own the vinyl releases of the first three movie soundtracks and I’m honestly bummed the last two movie soundtracks weren’t released on vinyl too.. lol yeah cause there aren’t worse problems then an album not being on vinyl 😂

  • @ione97
    @ione97 3 роки тому +1

    twilight is one of those movies where every time I watch it, I vacillate between recognizing it as a really innovative cult classic or being shocked at how truly awful it is. It takes a ton of really great risks (the casting of someone as painfully awkward as kristen to play the love interest, and someone as funny as anna kendrick to play the vapid popular girl, the color grading, the soundtrack, the darker/serious tone), but it's also a very strange, awkward little film that literally makes no sense and romanticizes toxic relationships.

  • @clairehenri9224
    @clairehenri9224 4 роки тому +2

    Kirsten is actually like a great like person and she honestly played bella pretty well, bella was meant to be someone that was just reacting to the situation. But kirsten is a good actor fr this role didn’t do her any favors tho.

  • @cpkgrownup9496
    @cpkgrownup9496 Рік тому

    I knew nothing of the books when I first watched and I remember just waiting for the plot to start.

  • @ebonynope8168
    @ebonynope8168 4 роки тому +1

    Omg this makeup look is everything

  • @ishasinghchauhan292
    @ishasinghchauhan292 2 роки тому

    pls i love u sm !! u going to hit 600k soon yayyyy

  • @kat_the_mouse
    @kat_the_mouse 4 роки тому

    oddly enough, i never read the books but loved the movies. like, i'm aware they're not good, but i loooove them.

  • @namuinthesky
    @namuinthesky 2 роки тому

    OMG THAT DBSK REFERENCE GOT YOU MY INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION

  • @tierrablee
    @tierrablee 4 роки тому +11

    absolutely no one:
    kennie: PARTICULARLY

  • @brittmyzone8agarden
    @brittmyzone8agarden 4 роки тому +8

    “Please find it!!!” ThAts the line that took me out looool

  • @Claire-td1ng
    @Claire-td1ng 4 роки тому

    Same, loved the books but hated the movies. My friends kept watching them though and I always ended up accidently sleeping for at least half of it. So my memories of the movies is kinda blurry 😅

  • @adelaipser1239
    @adelaipser1239 4 роки тому +7884

    He probably couldn’t read her mind because there was nothing in there

    • @blueblue4506
      @blueblue4506 4 роки тому +130

      adela ipser AHHHHH 😂😂

    • @agalwithnoname
      @agalwithnoname 4 роки тому +634

      HE LITERALLY SAID “HEAD EMPTY, NO THOUGHTS”

    • @jjh8367
      @jjh8367 4 роки тому +118

      Damn I giggled.

    • @rominarossi2043
      @rominarossi2043 4 роки тому +45

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Silver-eo5vh
      @Silver-eo5vh 4 роки тому +114

      Zombies probably wouldn't like Bella Swan.

  • @westpeace
    @westpeace 4 роки тому +5882

    "She quickly becomes every boys' target becaaaaaausssse?"
    P L O T

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 4 роки тому +56

      Blood

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 роки тому +188

      @@batmanlikespizza2541 I always thought that was funny cuz she looks like she's anemic.

    • @smangelchi
      @smangelchi 4 роки тому +96

      And also in places where people have gone to school together forever any new person is a prospect. Lol

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 4 роки тому +25

      Over Anna fricken Kendrick........... nope never nat in a million years

    • @jackiearnolds
      @jackiearnolds 4 роки тому +43

      @@smangelchi Lived in a small town once for a couple years, that was definitely a thing. It didn't happen to me cause I was weird, but I've seen it happen to others a lot.

  • @bloodcottoncandy
    @bloodcottoncandy 4 роки тому +3842

    I just remembered Bella bought a cactus.... To the place with the least sunlight in the world. Poor plant. You did not deserve this.

    • @U_NATH_I
      @U_NATH_I 4 роки тому +67

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊😂

    • @zellanutellaa
      @zellanutellaa 4 роки тому +42

      HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

    • @strawberryice9264
      @strawberryice9264 4 роки тому +28

      GIRL LMAOOO

    • @catalayalafaye5337
      @catalayalafaye5337 4 роки тому +80

      She is worse at treating plants than me 😂

    • @Sabia_Myre
      @Sabia_Myre 4 роки тому +10

      Her mom sent it to her in the mail but still truth 😂

  • @Firegirl483
    @Firegirl483 4 роки тому +4419

    I really wish Edward wasn't a vampire and just laughed his ass off at her in the woods because he's just a body glitter enthusiast, but he told his whole family to keep up with the lie because it's hilarious

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 4 роки тому +391

      simply nailogical pranked us all

    • @marammaaroufi6093
      @marammaaroufi6093 4 роки тому +287

      From now on that is how I'll picture the plot of twilight everytime I'll think about it 🙌

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 4 роки тому +129

      Ngl, this sounds really good!😂😂😂

    • @leah.p.6687
      @leah.p.6687 4 роки тому +107

      I would legitimately watch that film

    • @ohmygodbecky6829
      @ohmygodbecky6829 4 роки тому +164

      Years later in their relationship: its just a prank honey

  • @arielroberts9032
    @arielroberts9032 4 роки тому +2541

    "It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me" *PROCEEDS TO FOLLOW HER AROUND AND TALK TO HER FIRST*

    • @Duchesscarml
      @Duchesscarml 4 роки тому +84

      Stalker 101...

    • @bobatealily
      @bobatealily 4 роки тому +62

      IKR?! What kind of logic is that?

    • @krazykaye8843
      @krazykaye8843 2 роки тому +12

      Red flags 1&2! 🚩🚩

    • @mutsawashemaregedze4394
      @mutsawashemaregedze4394 Рік тому

      shades of grey?

    • @jackblackrosedragon9325
      @jackblackrosedragon9325 Рік тому +8

      Mind you this is in addition to his display of his abilities "you think you could outrun me?".....sir... Doesn't that give YOU the higher obligation to stay away? This movie is a literal display of an abuse of a power dynamic to be honest.

  • @victoriarios4485
    @victoriarios4485 4 роки тому +3548

    THE SCENE WHERE HE SEES HER FOR THE FIRST TIME STILL KILLS ME LMAOOOO HE ACTS LIKE SHE SMELLS OF ROTTEN MCDONALDS

    • @User-uw7uw
      @User-uw7uw 4 роки тому +94

      If you read the books it's easier to understand that concepts. Yh the choice of acting wasn't great, but it make sense to the book readers

    • @canela.v2836
      @canela.v2836 4 роки тому +108

      McDonald's don't rot 🤣🤣🤣 not even bacteria fucks with it

    • @keshaalbusaidy2929
      @keshaalbusaidy2929 4 роки тому +55

      @@canela.v2836 that's so true 😂😂. Only God knows what they put in their food. Ufff and we eat it 😝

    • @canela.v2836
      @canela.v2836 4 роки тому +27

      @@keshaalbusaidy2929 A buttload of preservatives and God knows what else 🤣🤧🤢

    • @mori2695
      @mori2695 3 роки тому +5

      That’s my favorite part to make fun of🤣

  • @jazmineokoro001
    @jazmineokoro001 4 роки тому +3110

    "How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up...in my uterus?"
    Girl had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 роки тому +92

      Booboo Stewart deserves that kind of reaction tbh

    • @kayannamiller3371
      @kayannamiller3371 4 роки тому +18

      @@literaIIyshy facts

    • @chelseadgafx3
      @chelseadgafx3 4 роки тому +10

      @@literaIIyshy 🍵

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 4 роки тому +9

      That's a really good pickup line for a girl to use xD

    • @shakaliah
      @shakaliah 4 роки тому +6

      Jazmine Okoro yo I’m not playing she had me dead

  • @st4rryk
    @st4rryk 3 роки тому +2586

    Common knowledge: "If the movie is bad, the soundtrack is fire."

    • @Volzotran
      @Volzotran 3 роки тому +28

      I noticed the opposite, at least with series

    • @RedMoonSolitary
      @RedMoonSolitary 3 роки тому +94

      This is so true! It's a Game of Thrones season 8 still had a fire soundtrack! It's like the composers and music people are like, 'boy this plot is bad, I better try to save it'

    • @bayan445
      @bayan445 3 роки тому +17

      except titanic movie 😢

    • @kaceykent2269
      @kaceykent2269 3 роки тому +8

      Oh yes. Riverdale is a perfect example.

    • @allupinmygroove
      @allupinmygroove 3 роки тому +20

      except black panther and spider verse lol

  • @honeyhoney9216
    @honeyhoney9216 4 роки тому +2121

    Rob Pattinson hated filming this movie, he called Stephanie Meyer crazy 😂

    • @amiaskew1425
      @amiaskew1425 4 роки тому +483

      Rob Pattison hating on the movies and the characters is my favourite thing about Twillight xD

    • @yourmotherhatesyou641
      @yourmotherhatesyou641 3 роки тому +280

      @@amiaskew1425 All I ever think about in reference to him hating the franchise, I think about when a bunch of fans called him edward and he legit ignores them all, but when someone called him using his characters name in Harry Potter, that was the only time he came over.

    • @thisasiankidistrashfordram374
      @thisasiankidistrashfordram374 3 роки тому +184

      To be fair, the actors of Twilight are better than the franchise. They just needed something to launch their careers.

    • @jocelyncooper1738
      @jocelyncooper1738 3 роки тому +37

      Was he wrong?

    • @ThruTheLukingGlass17
      @ThruTheLukingGlass17 3 роки тому +22

      People biting the hand that feeds them.

  • @hashiramatreefalling4045
    @hashiramatreefalling4045 4 роки тому +1178

    "That's so funny!" I can feel Anna Kendrick's remorse.

    • @Tis1kay
      @Tis1kay 4 роки тому +72

      Her awkward laugh at the courts lmao

    • @Joshhatesithere
      @Joshhatesithere 3 роки тому +19

      Anna Kendrick is a national treasure

    • @awesomedude5558
      @awesomedude5558 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah. You can tell she was just thinking "Dear God... Why. 👏 Am. 👏 I. 👏 Here." XD

  • @jbangtan
    @jbangtan 4 роки тому +1985

    Rob constantly looks like he's about to throw up when he speaks his lines in this movie

    • @Tis1kay
      @Tis1kay 4 роки тому +254

      We all think he was over playing edward oversement and attraction to bella, but really he was just holding back a gag about how shit it is

    • @Malak._.05
      @Malak._.05 4 роки тому +130

      Well he did hate it after all

    • @jayjay-602
      @jayjay-602 4 роки тому +20

      Well I mean.. same... honestly

    • @uaenaonce8231
      @uaenaonce8231 3 роки тому +97

      I don't get why everybody hates on Kristen Stewart but passes on robert. They both hated the movie and both of them sucked equally. Even if he didn't like the movie as an actor he could have at least tried not to seem appalled every time he talked.

    • @jayjay-602
      @jayjay-602 3 роки тому +45

      @@uaenaonce8231 as Americans I feel Like we’re always more critical of women, more judgmental of the woman in a 2-way comparison.

  • @SHyperice
    @SHyperice 4 роки тому +3401

    I never understood why 100-year-olds would like to go to high school...

    • @smilealwaysnatasha3423
      @smilealwaysnatasha3423 4 роки тому +82

      SHyperice keep up appearances??

    • @SHyperice
      @SHyperice 4 роки тому +636

      @@smilealwaysnatasha3423Monique and study algebra and chemistry for decades?
      They could stay in College or University - at least they could party with alcohol there...

    • @reynacarrillo5569
      @reynacarrillo5569 4 роки тому +462

      @@SHyperice omg so true though. Like at each university, there's at least 50 different majors.....and each uni requires different requirements so there'll probably be different classes they could keep on taking. Yeesh, why would anyone choose hs.

    • @lucylocket81
      @lucylocket81 4 роки тому +216

      SHyperice Edward in one of the films says in the scene of her going to his house and seeing the graduation caps says about starting out as young as possible means they can stay somewhere for longer period of time before people notice they aren’t ageing??? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @ana-mariabobe1762
      @ana-mariabobe1762 4 роки тому +48

      @@lucylocket81 Carlisle got 'em young. Major alarms there.

  • @streamscientist6135
    @streamscientist6135 4 роки тому +2487

    bella is me ignoring the warning signs because he's tall

    • @albar.3038
      @albar.3038 4 роки тому +40

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Someone-hl5gr
      @Someone-hl5gr 4 роки тому +16

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @extratao50
      @extratao50 4 роки тому +13

      Relatable

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 4 роки тому +101

      I'm 6'3" and emotionally broken. I would have been so popular in 2008

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 4 роки тому +9

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @TheSilentViridianFla
    @TheSilentViridianFla 4 роки тому +773

    “that one asian kid with the 동방신기 triangle haircut”
    me: *screams in bad haircuts*

  • @nat6098
    @nat6098 4 роки тому +644

    The "I like watching you sleep" line gave me the creeps. My friends in high school looked at me like I was a freak when I told them it was super creepy and controlling. Looking back I only noticed the toxic behaviour because I had a relative who had escaped a toxic relationship and told me about it and my friends had never had that.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 4 роки тому +8

      Nat yup

    • @craizenqueeen
      @craizenqueeen 4 роки тому +53

      my mom was always sure to explain that this was NOT ok in any way

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +12

      @@craizenqueeen meanwhile one of my bestfriend's mum watches twilight with her. It is one of their favourite movies too.

  • @jcravenclaw
    @jcravenclaw 4 роки тому +1745

    6:45 "Why does everybody look like they have b12 deficiency"
    As a vegetarian, I choked

    • @canela.v2836
      @canela.v2836 4 роки тому +49

      As a Vegan, I felt that too 🤣🤣🤣, I wasn't even that aware of b12 until ppl started asking about it after switching.

    • @niagurl4072
      @niagurl4072 4 роки тому +14

      I feel attacked.

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 4 роки тому +19

      Same here, I have been vegetarian my whole life and never knew about B12 deficiency Until I went vegan, you can get it pretty easily from the right vitamins and plant milks though.

    • @belalugosisdead4444
      @belalugosisdead4444 3 роки тому +11

      As someone who has a little genetic oopsies and has struggled with B12 long before I ever went vegan, that comment made me transcend the space time continuum

  • @CosimasNiehaus
    @CosimasNiehaus 4 роки тому +4360

    This is the most genius series on all of UA-cam, no one else can ever top this.

    • @taylorextavour2789
      @taylorextavour2789 4 роки тому +30

      PERIODT

    • @alskarmode
      @alskarmode 4 роки тому +88

      You should check out Bailey Sarian’s murder mystery series. It’s really good and I’m pretty sure it’s where Kennie got the idea for this series

    • @hannahkasnoff
      @hannahkasnoff 4 роки тому +3

      A A omg i was just gonna comment this!

    • @shampanath3675
      @shampanath3675 4 роки тому +15

      You should watch Dylan is in Trouble channel.. He is hilarious and his twilight video reaction is lit af

    • @CosimasNiehaus
      @CosimasNiehaus 4 роки тому +8

      Shampa Nath I’m already subscribed to him but he ain’t doing 🔥 makeup at the same time

  • @angelique757
    @angelique757 4 роки тому +741

    Robert almost got fired because he kept trying to change Edward 😂😂 I’m like 95% sure he hated Twilight while being in Twilight 😂

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 роки тому +145

      You can be 100% sure watching interviews with him. He admits he didn't like Twilight or playing Edward.

    • @zimzalabop8585
      @zimzalabop8585 3 роки тому +59

      i did read an interview that looking back, he had some fond memories but thats only bc the twilight craze was over by 2019... he said that in the thick of things he couldn't stand it. but i could have misread it idk

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +77

      Robert Pattinson actually played Edward Cullen very well because he understood how creepy Edward was before even teenage girls figured it out years later 🤣

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 3 роки тому +71

      @@Firespawnable This is true. Rob recognized all the red flags as soon as he read the script and he couldn't stand Edward. He knew what a creeper Edward was. Rob's so much smarter than this material, he's finally getting to make all the movies he wants to make, he's not at the mercy of his wallet the way he was when he signed on to Twilight.

    • @db6881
      @db6881 11 місяців тому +1

      One of them forgot they even WERE in Twilight 😂😂😂😂.

  • @Kayla-ly8rm
    @Kayla-ly8rm 4 роки тому +494

    Do you know that rap song that goes "tell me how you like ya eggs, girl, fried or fertilized?" Cause your thirst at 7:22 reminded me of that 😭

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 4 роки тому +5313

    Bella be like: =O a tall, skinny, pasty, boring dude! My favorite!
    and Edward be like: =O a tall, skinny, boring, pasty chick! My favorite!
    and Jacob be like: Bork Bork! Anger issues!
    and they did that through like 5 movies.

    • @oli6193
      @oli6193 4 роки тому +533

      b o r k b o r k a n g e r i s s u e s

    • @GoCrazyBaby3
      @GoCrazyBaby3 4 роки тому +444

      Bork Bork took me tf out😭😭

    • @salembryn8384
      @salembryn8384 4 роки тому +284

      i read pasty as pastry sjsjdhdsjhf

    • @kat08
      @kat08 4 роки тому +309

      @@salembryn8384 I suppose that is how Edward saw bella...

    • @salembryn8384
      @salembryn8384 4 роки тому +112

      @@kat08 DUDE sjsjakdh

  • @samrocket132fitsjerols2
    @samrocket132fitsjerols2 4 роки тому +444

    In conclusion:
    Edward is creepy af
    Jacob needs to put on a shirt
    Bella needs to read some books

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah, books on toxic relationships and how to spot them to avoid them...

    • @psuedonym1442
      @psuedonym1442 Рік тому +6

      I misread this as "Jacob needs to be put on a shirt" and I was like oh that's a little extreme 😭

  • @Nellykun735
    @Nellykun735 4 роки тому +1151

    It’d be interesting if you talked about the live action The Last Airbender for your next bad movies and a beat.

    • @Yuwa-Li
      @Yuwa-Li 4 роки тому +28

      Kayla W I second this motion!!!👏🏾🤣

    • @bbzbbssbb
      @bbzbbssbb 4 роки тому +8

      YES YES YES!

    • @tmd-w1552
      @tmd-w1552 4 роки тому +19

      Yep that's a gold mine

    • @ayotaliaa_1564
      @ayotaliaa_1564 4 роки тому +5

      OMG YES

    • @alissatorres666
      @alissatorres666 4 роки тому +80

      I remember being SO ANGRY cuz that is one of my favorite animations and they BUTCHERED IT! So yeah, I want to see what Kennie says about it 😉

  • @maythebookworm3891
    @maythebookworm3891 4 роки тому +457

    I remember that someone said that Bella wasn't immune to Edward's mind reading, she was just dumb

    • @kikij_7995
      @kikij_7995 4 роки тому +63

      in the book the reason was because her vampire power was some sort of shield that protects from mental and physical attacks but her being dumb would've sufficed cuz girl was coocoo 😭😭😭

    • @albinorat4411
      @albinorat4411 3 роки тому +3

      CRYIIINGGGGG

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +7

      @@kikij_7995 Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs 😂

  • @baekage7002
    @baekage7002 4 роки тому +671

    “He sees her first time and he both looks like he wants to eat her alive, and she’s wide open ass!” KENNIE IM DONE WITH YOU!!! This commentary is absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    Edit: THE PENNYWISE SMILE AT 13:40 took me out!!!

  • @rosed3023
    @rosed3023 4 роки тому +301

    so we're just glossing over how they interpreted "glows like diamonds" as "dripping in sick person sweat"?

  • @fraz9664
    @fraz9664 4 роки тому +513

    Anna Kendrick tried her best in this movie and I appreciate it

    • @cindyunicornz
      @cindyunicornz 4 роки тому +2

      Benjamin Kilian I loled

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 4 роки тому +13

      Benjamin Kilian Shr forgot she was in this movie.

    • @alexandraa6465
      @alexandraa6465 4 роки тому +12

      Preach! I feel like if you pay attention to her (in all movies) you'll notice how she's low-key stealing the show by being the one good teenage actor haha, also the only one feeling like she's an actual teenager

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +1

      @@batmanlikespizza2541 I forgot too 🤣

  • @Kristen70364
    @Kristen70364 4 роки тому +3344

    "How do you like your eggs?"
    *Fertilized*

  • @darkydoom9955
    @darkydoom9955 4 роки тому +598

    The reason she loves him is an example of insecure girl loving being wanted. He "wants her" SO BADLY that it turns her on and makes her existence feel validated. Poor girl needs some therapy!
    Also, looooooooving your makeup 💙

    • @jorgebersabe293
      @jorgebersabe293 3 роки тому +36

      This can be easily attributed to the fact that Bella had a horrible childhood: Her parents divorced when she was a child and had to live with her mother Reneé, who was more concerned about living the high life rather than actually caring about her daughter. Bella spent her life being invisible and being taught that her needs didn't matter, as she had to practically raise herself and her mother and had no friends to speak of in Phoenix.
      With an absent father and neglectful mother, it's easy to see why she would behave that way.

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +10

      That's not true because there's literally other guys at her school who wanted her and she rejected them 🤣

    • @jupitermelichios392
      @jupitermelichios392 3 роки тому +12

      i'm reading midnight sun at the moment (it's A Time) and most of it is a long string of 'bella does something that shows she has absolutely zero self esteem to the point that she actualy needs serious mental health help' 'edward: oh she's just so modest and selfless like the ideal woman should be' - smeyer accidentally wrong the perfect take down of why traditional gender roles are completely bullshit and i don't think she even knows she did it

    • @mwur6190
      @mwur6190 2 роки тому +4

      This comment has stuck with me for 5 minutes. I feel like that's the type of audience that likes twilight. Which is an audience, that I also feel like, has been bashed because of that.

  • @apothekate
    @apothekate 4 роки тому +666

    “I want you to live a normal life and once you die I’m going to kill myself” is literally the whole plot of the second movie

  • @AylaASMR
    @AylaASMR 4 роки тому +955

    “Not even sad. Sad would insinuate that she made a face” 😂

  • @user-kw7ij4mx6b
    @user-kw7ij4mx6b 4 роки тому +812

    Has Edward considered that the reason he can’t read Bella’s thoughts is because.. she doesn’t have any?

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 4 роки тому +15

      Mila Wells yup

    • @sophiafoster8531
      @sophiafoster8531 4 роки тому +14

      Lmaoo this is so true 😂

    • @angst-i-et5373
      @angst-i-et5373 3 роки тому +9

      Or maybe she’s primarily a visual thinker? There are a segment of the human population that don’t have an internal voice just like there are people with Aphantasia.

    • @laurenfeld6887
      @laurenfeld6887 3 роки тому

      Are you really saying Bellas brain is empty? Ask the person I'm talking to

    • @jetaimessul
      @jetaimessul 2 роки тому +3

      Bella is the definition of head empty just vibes but without the vibes

  • @kaemarieautumn
    @kaemarieautumn 4 роки тому +277

    Booboo Stewart......if there is a God, whatever God that may be.....they took their time on that man

  • @laurenmiller4824
    @laurenmiller4824 4 роки тому +140

    Lolol
    “I want to kill you”
    “I don’t care. I trust you” 😂😂😂
    Trust he’ll kill you?? 😂

  • @shaylathompson1803
    @shaylathompson1803 4 роки тому +449

    Edward: I...feel very protective of you.
    Bella: ....
    Me: * laughs uncomfortably *

    • @dannyhotemo
      @dannyhotemo 4 роки тому +49

      ShayShay “i don’t have the strength to stay away from you” *files restraining order* “does this help?”

    • @OzanaDivine
      @OzanaDivine 4 роки тому

      xxwriter389xx LOL😂

    • @anisahs2110
      @anisahs2110 4 роки тому +1

      When I was 13 a boy that I liked at the time literally said that to me and I stopped liking him after that

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +1

      @@dannyhotemo LOL right ? 🤣🤣🤣 Although I'm pretty sure a restraining order wouldn't work against a vampire he doesn't follow human laws anyway or he wouldn't be sneaking in her house at night to watch her sleep 😂

  • @emmayordanova9862
    @emmayordanova9862 4 роки тому +769

    they really did robert pattinson dirty with this franchise, he's actually an amazing actor... he didn't really have a lot to work with lol, now he'll be forever known as the sparkling vamp stalker

    • @gabriellelutz3195
      @gabriellelutz3195 4 роки тому +62

      Fr I’ve seen the trailers for the new movies he’s in and my respect went 📈📈📈

    • @onyxharrison8617
      @onyxharrison8617 3 роки тому +105

      The same with Kirsten I feel like the direction and writing for these movies made them not great

    • @DragonHeir92
      @DragonHeir92 3 роки тому +35

      Rob has done fantastic work since then, and I’m actually looking forward to him as the latest Batman (very ironic).

    • @Yukinoomoni
      @Yukinoomoni 3 роки тому +26

      Truth. In fairness, all the actors were done dirty by these movies... but then again, they knew what they were getting into. The books were all out by then. They accepted these roles. I'm torn.

    • @teddybearaf1477
      @teddybearaf1477 3 роки тому +4

      And Cedric

  • @hannahkieranify
    @hannahkieranify 4 роки тому +656

    "a lot of my adolescence was me lying to myself" i felt that

  • @meganthompson3340
    @meganthompson3340 4 роки тому +484

    ok but we can all agree on one thing: that whole soundtrack was full of depressed white girl bops

    • @skyehh3504
      @skyehh3504 4 роки тому +41

      the soundtrack of this saga literally makes up my whole ass playlist and i ain't even ashamed

    • @vo1538
      @vo1538 4 роки тому +9

      I think this film has one of the best soundtracks ha

    • @whatreallymatters571
      @whatreallymatters571 4 роки тому +2

      @Moon Jar yes that what she was saying it bops meaning that the songs were really good.

  • @jegelskersjokolade6585
    @jegelskersjokolade6585 4 роки тому +1613

    The entire plot is just a love triangle between an emotionless teenage girl, a really old dead man and a fockin’ dog
    Tell me I’m wrong though

  • @manikyasaxena5014
    @manikyasaxena5014 4 роки тому +476

    “I like watching you sleep” if anyone ever said that to me, I’ll run away crying for help.

    • @moppertrommel
      @moppertrommel 4 роки тому +7

      it's not that creepy

    • @moppertrommel
      @moppertrommel 4 роки тому +27

      until they do it when you don't know

    • @disgruntledtwat8183
      @disgruntledtwat8183 4 роки тому +32

      oh word, but when i sleep my farting is like an orchestra, it would be no different for bella. i can't believe how much of a freak edward is to just spend the whole entire night watching in fascination and NOT be grossed out.

    • @Sunnydayz_0
      @Sunnydayz_0 4 роки тому +1

      I AGREE 😬

    • @surreal5864
      @surreal5864 4 роки тому +10

      Soaked Pantsu like I think if you’re in a long lasting relationship and you live with each other then that would be cute and all. But like him not living with her, or just randomly knowing where she lives and the fact that she’s only 17 is very weird

  • @Ghosttbby
    @Ghosttbby 4 роки тому +305

    18:30 the whole movie is just Bella going “no don’t kill me you’re so sexy haha 🥴”

  • @jaywoods3889
    @jaywoods3889 4 роки тому +177

    "You need to stay away from me."
    he said, while running to catch up with her.

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 4 роки тому +863

    “Y’all got me bent over more than a Friday night at a Jamaican dancehall.” BRUH 😩

  • @val_valentine003
    @val_valentine003 4 роки тому +518

    “A lot of my adolescence was me lying to myself”
    *cries in relatable*

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 4 роки тому +3

      I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkinicole4990
      @nikkinicole4990 4 роки тому +1

      I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

    • @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601
      @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601 4 роки тому +2

      Why is this so relatable

  • @angeloumicah
    @angeloumicah 4 роки тому +687

    the reason why she acted so emotionless like she doesn’t have personality is because that was how she was told to act. she even said it that when she saw her script she was like ‘wtf is this’. Kristen is a good actress, it’s just the script and how she was directed to act it that made the role stupid and weird.

    • @aerongrimm3162
      @aerongrimm3162 3 роки тому +59

      Thank you! And she's lgbtq! More love for Kristen and all actresses like her! Like Megan Fox! And Megan's lgbtq too! Coincidence? 🤔

    • @angeloumicah
      @angeloumicah 3 роки тому +9

      Bia L lmfao, not you hating on the actress for being given a bad roll and being told to act exactly like the dumb character 🤡🤚🏽 😂

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 роки тому +1

      @Bia L :(

    • @angeloumicah
      @angeloumicah 3 роки тому +18

      holy pudin i mean i’m not such a big fan of kristen but i respect her. i’m not saying that i know her personally but you saying that she’s like another bella is making u sound like you’re claiming to know her personally. it’s still a bummer that just cuz she’s like that in the bloopers, you’d assume that she’s like that in every movie she’s in. like i said, kristen made it clear that she was disappointed with the script she got, i think that’s the reason why she acts ‘awkward’ during bloopers. but whtvr, ye, just my opinion
      neways, i’m just gonna leave this here and move on, say what yalls wanna say d( ̄  ̄)ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

    • @angeloumicah
      @angeloumicah 3 роки тому +3

      Bia L just cuz you don’t like how she acts, doesn’t mean she’s bad lol get out of here lol i’d like to see u act better then 😗

  • @14omoon
    @14omoon 4 роки тому +296

    "He's attracted to her because she smells like dinner." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ganghiel
    @ganghiel 4 роки тому +1784

    Not going to lie, watching this chick giving her unwanted opinion on a movie while doing her makeup has to be the best thing I've seen in today. Thank you. By the way, you're gorgeous.

    • @notinterestedd
      @notinterestedd 4 роки тому +9

      Istgggg

    • @agalwithnoname
      @agalwithnoname 4 роки тому +39

      Ikr, her looks kinda remind me of soojin (sorry for bringing kpop into this for no reason but i wanted to point the similarity out, not promote kpop)

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 4 роки тому +1

      R-ic Morales yeah

    • @-romance4125
      @-romance4125 3 роки тому +124

      "unwanted opinion"
      dud e her opinion is verrryyy wanted in my book.

    • @turtleneck6197
      @turtleneck6197 3 роки тому +21

      And her shirt is fire🙌

  • @aflyonthewall8177
    @aflyonthewall8177 4 роки тому +342

    I had never realised how weird their entire relationship must have seemed to others. They were together for 6-7 months, I think, then he left her after her birthday in September, they got back together in March and got married in August.

    • @alainaatk.6210
      @alainaatk.6210 3 роки тому

      I thought they were juniors when they met

    • @aflyonthewall8177
      @aflyonthewall8177 3 роки тому +15

      @@alainaatk.6210 how old does being a junior in high school make you? 16-17?

    • @alainaatk.6210
      @alainaatk.6210 3 роки тому +1

      @@aflyonthewall8177 Yep

    • @aflyonthewall8177
      @aflyonthewall8177 3 роки тому +4

      @@alainaatk.6210 right. I'm not familiar with the educational system in the us and the names confuse me so much. Sophomore, junior, senior...

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +1

      Not really since people just kinda accepted it 😂

  • @Chezmeralda
    @Chezmeralda 4 роки тому +2673

    Fun fact: Kristen Stewart has gone on record that she acted that way specifically because Bella as a character came off as boring to her when she read the script
    Edit: y'all replying to me just say you don't like her Jesus lmao everyone sounds like the edgy girls in middle school giving a fresh new take. News flash guys everyone's been hating on her SINCE Twilight so please catch me off that train of thought

    • @janecemiddlename5120
      @janecemiddlename5120 4 роки тому +177

      Then why the frick did she take the role

    • @Chezmeralda
      @Chezmeralda 4 роки тому +1089

      @@janecemiddlename5120 she gotta work dude lmao respect a hustle

    • @tmd-w1552
      @tmd-w1552 4 роки тому +574

      I do not blame her the character is ridiculously boring 😂😂 I wouldn't know how to play her character without changing her entire character as a whole.... if I was a woman.

    • @matchalatte73
      @matchalatte73 4 роки тому +505

      janece middle name the entire cast of Twilight hated Twilight lmao

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 4 роки тому +153

      Sounds like an excuse for her bad acting

  • @jbrianna9907
    @jbrianna9907 4 роки тому +601

    No one:
    Kennie: 👁👄👁 this a lot of lashes

    • @4ssh4t
      @4ssh4t 4 роки тому +65

      🕷👄🕷

    • @jbrianna9907
      @jbrianna9907 4 роки тому +10

      SpILl tHE taE siS jsbdjskdhdkdbdkdk even better

  • @rainbowfulable
    @rainbowfulable 4 роки тому +153

    Edward: The stench of your blood makes me want to devour you alive
    Bella: 👁👄👁

  • @mykiabuford2002
    @mykiabuford2002 4 роки тому +401

    edward: "i dont think i have the strength to stay away from you anymore"
    KJD: *PLEASE FIND IT*

  • @cassandrasullivan_1
    @cassandrasullivan_1 4 роки тому +155

    Can we discuss how being immortal and continuously going through high school over and over again would be boring and literally HELL. I went through high school once and that was more than enough for me but they over here going back for decades is both crazy and very creepy!
    Also, if someone told me, after watching this movie or the whole saga, that Robert Pattinson would one day play Batman, and not a cartoony version, I would believe that you’ve completely lost your mind!

    • @dannyphantom3090
      @dannyphantom3090 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly being a adult is boring I could live with going through high school again I would always make straight A's

  • @yurichang3743
    @yurichang3743 4 роки тому +329

    When I first saw the Cullen coven and James's coven snarling at each other, I was like, where are the vamp teeth? This just looks like a bunch of (ab)normal people growling at each other in a comical way.

  • @Bbymarise
    @Bbymarise 4 роки тому +196

    'How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Sunny side up?... In my uterus?'
    I'm deceased 💀

  • @kiramabel2216
    @kiramabel2216 4 роки тому +385

    “jacob, not taylor” that’s a PHAT mood

  • @_christii
    @_christii 4 роки тому +384

    He sparkles in the sun and has strange powers like mind-reading, so I can’t help but think of him as a creepy fairy rather than a creepy vampire

    • @gingerpi93
      @gingerpi93 4 роки тому +39

      You know, creepy sexy fairies and fallen angels and stuff are also pretty common YA tropes in literature, so I'm surprised they haven't spilled into mainstream YA media as much as vampires have.

    • @thatoneperson3762
      @thatoneperson3762 4 роки тому +9

      the twilight vampires don't even have fangs if i remember correctly from the three movies i watched

    • @sh6772
      @sh6772 4 роки тому

      @Christina D'Costa
      had me rolling!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 4 роки тому

      Christina D'Costa yup

  • @bkwesterlund4968
    @bkwesterlund4968 4 роки тому +380

    i just feel for kristen. i was dead inside while in the closet too.

    • @merilinethvivi1063
      @merilinethvivi1063 3 роки тому +9

      O.O I did not know she was not straight

    • @merilinethvivi1063
      @merilinethvivi1063 3 роки тому +16

      @Mel1997 19 I'm so glad to hear that she's happy and also one of us

    • @suspiciousplatypusmoth
      @suspiciousplatypusmoth 3 роки тому +67

      She honestly seems like a pretty sweet person, being Bella swan did her dirty

    • @teddybearaf1477
      @teddybearaf1477 3 роки тому +6

      The fact taht people thought she was straight

    • @jorgebersabe293
      @jorgebersabe293 3 роки тому +79

      In fact, Kristen portrayed Bella that way because that's how she perceived the character: A boring, dull and bland blank slate without characterization beyond being obsessed with Edward.

  • @myweakness1883
    @myweakness1883 4 роки тому +497

    Charlie the dad was my favorite character in the movies, like seriously XD

    • @jocelyncooper1738
      @jocelyncooper1738 4 роки тому +68

      He was also the best acted character

    • @myweakness1883
      @myweakness1883 4 роки тому +9

      @@jocelyncooper1738 100% agreed!!!

    • @Theanine95
      @Theanine95 4 роки тому +38

      The only likable character in my opinion lol

    • @aliceinavalon
      @aliceinavalon 4 роки тому +17

      Charlie was the only redeeming thing in that movie

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 роки тому +58

      yeah, totally. in both the books and the movies I always got pissed with bella when she treated him like crap. he's the nicest guy to you and is doing everything he can to be a good dad and you're just cutting him out of your life because "he doesn't approve of my creepy-ass boyfriend ive known for a week!"

  • @kimbalucy
    @kimbalucy 4 роки тому +411

    People had such hatred for Kristen Stewart for YEARS after this movie even when she made better ones and I never understood that given how wooden Rob Pattinson's acting was in this movie.

    • @AnonYmous-oe6zj
      @AnonYmous-oe6zj 4 роки тому +133

      Not a hot take at all but people are more likely to shit on women regarding their professional skills

    • @Angi3_6
      @Angi3_6 4 роки тому +50

      I think part of the hate was that she cheated on Robert Pattinson.

    • @alicesfo6049
      @alicesfo6049 4 роки тому +66

      Maybe also because he already played Cedric Diggory and got a soft spot among the audience

    • @sparkydoodle96
      @sparkydoodle96 4 роки тому +7

      gurl you know exactly WHY

    • @foreverdead1248
      @foreverdead1248 4 роки тому +33

      @@Angi3_6 'Cheated'. She was extorted into a relationship with a man that had power over her. He was her director. She did not end up dating him. And now she dates girls. The whole 'cheating' storyline is twisted and inaccurate.

  • @123brunasdo
    @123brunasdo 4 роки тому +131

    “He’s attracted to her because she smells like dinner” LMAO

  • @allergictoalliteration6033
    @allergictoalliteration6033 4 роки тому +166

    "They've known each other for less than a year and she's like 'I'm willing to give up my mortality for you.'" Girl, I can't pretend that wasn't me when I was 17 too.

  • @brittanytaco
    @brittanytaco 3 роки тому +85

    Not to mention he didn’t even save her from the truck because he cared about her. He saved her because if she was crushed by the vehicle, her blood would be all over the place and he would expose what he is and his family😂

    • @gisselleayala93
      @gisselleayala93 3 роки тому +7

      Omg, I never thought about it like that 😂

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 3 роки тому +6

      No it was for both reasons 🤣 He saved her because he cared about her not getting killed and if she did get hit by the car he also didn't want to expose himself by drinking her blood off the floor in front of everyone 😂

  • @asiamaya1527
    @asiamaya1527 4 роки тому +362

    Last time I was this early Rob and Kristen were still in a relationship

    • @ScandalizeMyName
      @ScandalizeMyName 4 роки тому +1

      Asia Maya 😂😂☠️

    • @Chi_Ch1
      @Chi_Ch1 4 роки тому +2

      Who the what now?

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 4 роки тому +24

      @Rachel Morris Robert Aka Edward Aka Cedric and Kristen Stewart Aka Bella dates a while back and she cheated on him

    • @MargaretRodriguez9GenY
      @MargaretRodriguez9GenY 4 роки тому +24

      @@lajeannablair2784 - I love how you added Cedric. Robert Pattinson will always be Cedric to me😆.

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 4 роки тому +1

      @Rachel Morris oh sorry 😁

  • @honeydew75
    @honeydew75 4 роки тому +142

    yess thank you for mentioning the filter it's hilarious 😭 "why does everybody look like they have a B12 deficiency" omg