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  • @KennieJD
    @KennieJD  5 років тому +5637

    Did y’all watch Case Closed ( Detective Conan) or was that just me hahahaha

    • @aprilb1273
      @aprilb1273 5 років тому +69

      I did🙂 I haven't watched it on Netflix because it's not dub. I can't really pay that much attention with 2 toddlers 😅

    • @Kayla-ly8rm
      @Kayla-ly8rm 5 років тому +61

      Omfg I loved case closed on adult swim 😭😭

    • @andreawatts5224
      @andreawatts5224 5 років тому +73

      Loved Case Closed! Only one truth prevails! And all that jazz lol

    • @noot4111
      @noot4111 5 років тому +29

      Yes!! My family is from Morocco and I used to watch the Arabic dubbed version when I was there

    • @Lady-Bug3
      @Lady-Bug3 5 років тому +21

      That's childhood right there!

  • @soulchild05
    @soulchild05 5 років тому +9519

    Seeing bad movies >>>
    Seeing bad movies in a theatre full of black people while smuggling in food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • @jamaicas
      @jamaicas 5 років тому +66

      soulchild05 this.

    • @holyyeri6494
      @holyyeri6494 5 років тому +452

      Brittany Bennett Then go watch the movie with the Brittanys if you want it to be silent and boring

    • @greyimani7594
      @greyimani7594 5 років тому +243

      @@holyyeri6494 right! Movie theater about to be lame asf

    • @soulchild05
      @soulchild05 5 років тому +430

      @Brittany Bennett some people like seeing bad films with others which make the experience more enjoyable and fun. And just cuz your buttermilk basic ass dont understand it don't make it "ghetto." So let people enjoy things and let the culture be the culture Courtney.

    • @smilealwaysnatasha3423
      @smilealwaysnatasha3423 5 років тому +137

      Lmfao sometimes you have to watch stuff with ya ppls haha. It makes it better

  • @kee3318
    @kee3318 5 років тому +13454

    Imagine saying "you dont wanna be cool, that's on you" to a middle aged woman

    • @Bugs_bunnie43
      @Bugs_bunnie43 5 років тому +867

      A non white teenager would never!

    • @iantheehee9153
      @iantheehee9153 5 років тому +910

      @@Bugs_bunnie43 no person of any age or race would ever 😂

    • @margaridabaldini
      @margaridabaldini 5 років тому +504

      Asking for a beating right there

    • @nicolechan9391
      @nicolechan9391 5 років тому +238

      Especially when they black
      o m g

    • @eros-arcana
      @eros-arcana 5 років тому +70

      @@Bugs_bunnie43 White Americans*

  • @shay4988
    @shay4988 5 років тому +5397

    Lmaoooo. When I saw it with my best friend, there were only a few people in the theater. A black couple was sitting several seats next to us and they were cutting up and cracking jokes just like we were. At one point, I think all of us were just laughing at each other laughing. Watching horror movies with fellow black people is truly an unifying and enjoyable experience

    • @steinistein8611
      @steinistein8611 4 роки тому +104

      Excuse my dumb question but I'm european: what's a black movie theater?
      Is it owned by black people, do they only show films with black actors, or is it just for black guests?

    • @briannamali1711
      @briannamali1711 4 роки тому +486

      @@steinistein8611 it's just a theater where predominantly black people go

    • @sillytintin
      @sillytintin 4 роки тому +270

      Steini Stein A black movie theatre is basically where mostly black people go to. Like a “kids’ store” is where kids usually go to, but adults are still allowed in.

    • @littlemixhoa123
      @littlemixhoa123 4 роки тому +273

      I saw insidious 2 in theaters and the theater was packed with black people and a few whites. We were CRACKING UP and telling jokes across the theater...until one white girl was like “shut up” and the black girl behind me was not having it

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 роки тому +36

      I prefer normal theaters mostlyg cause I personally prefer silence while watching a movie, or at most whispering jokes in your friends ear. I guess it's just cause I was raised this way, in my country it's considered rude talking loud an making noise at the cinema during the movie!

  • @daniellesimone7939
    @daniellesimone7939 5 років тому +5494

    He wasn’t actually attracted to Ma. He was trying to do that in a last ditch effort to not get killed because they said she liked him. He was prolly thinking “she likes me. Let me do what she wants so I don’t get killed”

    • @amandaolmstead9054
      @amandaolmstead9054 4 роки тому +56

      LoneWolf I remember hearing somewhere that it wasn’t actually JJ Abrams who made the film so bad, it was Disney who went through his script and tore it to shreds

    • @ski-dapba-dap3567
      @ski-dapba-dap3567 3 роки тому +7

      lmao is he smart enough-

  • @AllisonMiller30
    @AllisonMiller30 4 роки тому +6827

    Blonde girl's whole character trait was needing to pee.

    • @brookd7654
      @brookd7654 4 роки тому +252

      Honestly mood

    • @gracekairos
      @gracekairos 4 роки тому +226

      i'm blonde and.. you aren't wrong we have nothing else

    • @karlmarx2885
      @karlmarx2885 4 роки тому +135

      grace karo i mean obviously ur hair is pee coloured

    • @bluejay2097
      @bluejay2097 4 роки тому +32

      I got friends like that tho

    • @alex-kv9ey
      @alex-kv9ey 4 роки тому +23

      Plus a try hard harley Quinn-esqu vibe

  • @nyelatylon9042
    @nyelatylon9042 5 років тому +5756

    It looks like they threw that wig on top of the daughter's head like a game of ring toss.

  • @BEEDRILL303
    @BEEDRILL303 5 років тому +4439

    “ you’re a vet what’s so stressful about your job? It’s cute puppy’s and stuff “
    Anyone that knows how vets work: 👀 oh honey.

    • @honeyispure
      @honeyispure 4 роки тому +33

      Wait tell please

    • @BEEDRILL303
      @BEEDRILL303 4 роки тому +517

      @@honeyispure I'm not a vet myself but, I can only imagine the crazy shit that you see from ppl that are dumb and don't watch their animals correctly or from ppl that abuse animals or just natural sad stuff that happens to animals. I'm sure finding sad/terrible/stupid vet stories on a platform like redit or something isn't hard and it'll give some advice on pet care along the way.

    • @krismarshall3803
      @krismarshall3803 4 роки тому +586

      @@honeyispure High suicide rate and depression. having to deal with the emotional weight of killing animals. Like with doctors, people will die. But you don't actively bring in a family member to a hospital and go "I need you go kill them"

    • @georgecooper9766
      @georgecooper9766 4 роки тому +341

      Yeah nah being a vet is so hard. On a purely logistics stand point you gotta know how to deal with so many different species not just humans and there's also the emotional factors of not being able to actually communicate with your patients. You're trying to help them but they don't understand that. Medical jobs in general are difficult and vet jobs come with their own traumas. I love animals and I don't think I could cope with being a vet so bless those that can.

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 роки тому +177

      I think my last vet got really heartbreaken when years ago he told us we had to do the injection on our cat and I broke down crying (along with my stepfather, he really loved our cat).
      Our cat was really really ill and was in so much pain there was no other choice. I imagine vets feel bad as well when they see an animal so ill and in so much suffering.

  • @biggie12444
    @biggie12444 5 років тому +3891

    Fun fact: the cop who got shot and killed near the end is actually the writer/director of the movie, so.......he must’ve knew it was bad, cuz he wrote himself a part just to die soon after 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CheddarMcB
    @CheddarMcB 4 роки тому +423

    I’ve been to a “black” theatre with my dad (I’m mixed) and I heard a lady yell at the screen “RUN BITCH RUUUUN!”

  • @largerooster587
    @largerooster587 5 років тому +2459

    Now hang on. Why is Ma so lonely and miserable? She has a daughter so she must've gotten SOME partner???

    • @soundskindagay2709
      @soundskindagay2709 4 роки тому +268

      𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

    • @michellelee9123
      @michellelee9123 4 роки тому +342

      She was with someone at one time but the man left her

    • @GenericWhiteBitch1980
      @GenericWhiteBitch1980 4 роки тому +461

      There’s basically no real character development. It actually could’ve been a wicked film but they shit writers.

    • @eileenisshadow5853
      @eileenisshadow5853 4 роки тому +46

      maybe that guy in highschool she was forced to hook up with

    • @luhwoaa
      @luhwoaa 4 роки тому +56

      @@eileenisshadow5853 nah she whould be mix

  • @aaren1103
    @aaren1103 5 років тому +3254

    Girl the whole movie was about a black MIDDLE AGE woman getting peer pressured by TEENAGERS! The icing on the cake for me was when she painted that black boys face!! Talking about “there can only be one of us, baby”!!

    • @kayarenaker2454
      @kayarenaker2454 5 років тому +351

      the character is mentally ill and had repressed childhood trauma from her highschool years, its kinda the whole point of the movie is for her to want to be cool and popular and also get revenge on her highschool bullies and their kids

    • @bastioncory6740
      @bastioncory6740 4 роки тому +17

      This has nothing to do with what you just said kid,Haha. Actually watch the movis and get back to me

    • @tedberry5546
      @tedberry5546 4 роки тому +53

      Thatnaturalstruggle That is not what the movie about 💀

    • @amythe470
      @amythe470 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Enigmajestic1
      @Enigmajestic1 4 роки тому +19

      This was some black version of the movie IT & Freddy Krueger 🤣

  • @brookesmith6998
    @brookesmith6998 5 років тому +3100

    "Homo sapiens of the Afrocentric variety often share histories of trial and triumph" 💀 Mouse boy, nooo don't come for Farkle 😂

    • @wompwompcryabttit
      @wompwompcryabttit 5 років тому +202

      That’s the kid from girl meets world??? 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @lesha8635
      @lesha8635 5 років тому +80

      @@wompwompcryabttit yes 💀💀💀

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 роки тому +50

      !!!
      I could not remember for the life of me where I knew him from.

    • @brookesmith6998
      @brookesmith6998 4 роки тому +12

      @@AD-cy4vj 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gavanscorner2524
      @gavanscorner2524 4 роки тому +12

      OMG NO STOP-

  • @MKSpeakz
    @MKSpeakz 5 років тому +3155

    “Stupid teens are stupid”
    -what we’ve all been thinking, cir. ‘19

    • @ripewatermelonlol
      @ripewatermelonlol 3 роки тому +4

      Why is there no replies here yet so many likes. Ima leave this here

    • @borneo_
      @borneo_ 3 роки тому

      @@ripewatermelonlol lol probably bought likes😹

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому

      '16*

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 роки тому +1

      @@borneo_ how does one buy likes in a UA-cam comment section?

  • @sarenahuisman3446
    @sarenahuisman3446 4 роки тому +734

    "average kid who looks like Stewart little"
    Me being like "FARKLE!"

    • @artisticsheep533
      @artisticsheep533 4 роки тому +18

      Is that actually farkle

    • @cristaljustice4534
      @cristaljustice4534 4 роки тому +26

      @@artisticsheep533 yeeeess

    • @noellethompson2888
      @noellethompson2888 3 роки тому +6

      same tho

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 3 роки тому +9

      omg finally someone else made a comment on it

    • @RemusHolt
      @RemusHolt 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you I couldn’t remember what I knew the actor from so thank you so much 💕

  • @zantanzara
    @zantanzara 4 роки тому +550

    " 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐣𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐞 " - Kennie

    • @priya8855
      @priya8855 3 роки тому +1

      Off topic but I love your pfp!Comic accurate wanda supremacy

    • @zantanzara
      @zantanzara 3 роки тому

      @@priya8855 thank you!! And yes!!

  • @Nexils
    @Nexils 5 років тому +2892

    Fun fact: MA was originally going to be white, but when Octavia showed interest in the movie, they changed the character.
    If you say it's not exactly realistic, then I wonder how much they actually changed... :p

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 4 роки тому +500

      Nexils "now we have black leas, lets throw in some mentions of black trials and tribulations" sigh. aint no one that genuinely happy talking about slavery. honestly if they kept the Ma white and still had that face paint scene it wouldve been a terrible kind of interesting.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 роки тому +181

      I was wondering would've happened to the black boy then? Maybe he would've died

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 4 роки тому +35

      @@ocinidolegna exactly smh

    • @resdientevil
      @resdientevil 4 роки тому +7

      they made the movie with su’s actress in mind tho...

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 роки тому +97

      @@resdientevil i think they are referring to the "there can only be one of us (I.e. black people)" scene

  • @NicholasDVanderhoof
    @NicholasDVanderhoof 5 років тому +2946

    So, mouse boy didn't realize his dad missing? I guess the teens don't want the parents either.

    • @banheesos
      @banheesos 5 років тому +157

      Did kenny say stupid kids are stupid?

    • @faelixxy
      @faelixxy 4 роки тому +29

      If my dad went missing I probably won't realize until a week in

    • @MPeoples239
      @MPeoples239 4 роки тому +3

      @@faelixxy I live with my father and I got worried because I haven't seen him in 3 days turns out he was at church

    • @MPeoples239
      @MPeoples239 4 роки тому +1

      @Latoya Amadi-Emina he was with a lady friend and went to church

  • @loveydovey9733
    @loveydovey9733 5 років тому +4755

    You so right, Octavia is a wonderful actress and surprised she ended up in this instead of Get Out or Us. Like c'mon now...

    • @truesttome
      @truesttome 5 років тому +21

      Octavia Spencer is an African American woman who is not biracial. Jordan Peele rarely casts these type of people.

    • @Vinadet
      @Vinadet 5 років тому +266

      You don't know Jacq. I know this bullshit you just said was a bad troll 😩😂

    • @monsterlovslps233
      @monsterlovslps233 5 років тому +183

      You don't know Jacq. Have you ever seen us or get out???

    • @smilealwaysnatasha3423
      @smilealwaysnatasha3423 5 років тому +47

      You don't know Jacq. Bitch your troll life is a damn fail

    • @yc2877
      @yc2877 5 років тому +5

      She’s probably running low on funds

  • @blushingbae2011
    @blushingbae2011 4 роки тому +480

    “Stupid teens are stupid”
    Kennie J.D. 2020

    • @Slm99
      @Slm99 4 роки тому +12

      Quote of the year. 😂😂😂😂

    • @loraelizabeth7580
      @loraelizabeth7580 3 роки тому +6

      Senior quote👌

  • @Guest1_213
    @Guest1_213 4 роки тому +270

    "31 year old teenage jock" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heavenly2k
      @heavenly2k 3 роки тому +22

      ♪ Brooding hot 25 year old teenager ♩

  • @nijabre
    @nijabre 5 років тому +3192

    Real question is what bag do you own that you can smuggle 2 footlongs, 2 pops and 3 bags of junk food trash into a movie theater

    • @KennieJD
      @KennieJD  5 років тому +852

      a mid size Michael kors I got from the outlet LOL

    • @nijabre
      @nijabre 5 років тому +843

      @@KennieJD 👀 maybe I need to reorganize my MK bag then. If anybody see with a baby size burrito, a lemonade and some M&Ms at the movies mind ya business

    • @daniella_bella
      @daniella_bella 5 років тому +110

      Nija Wilson I sneak five guy Popeyes baked goods the whole nine lol

    • @RogueJinxel
      @RogueJinxel 5 років тому +45

      @@daniella_bella damn girl

    • @clivebby4877
      @clivebby4877 5 років тому +13

      I use my Eddie Bower backpack

  • @remylabeau5140
    @remylabeau5140 5 років тому +3167

    “I’m gonna see everyone’s aunt ever play a murderer.” Lmao 😂

  • @wangkong905
    @wangkong905 5 років тому +905

    SHE PAINTED HIS FACE WHITE. I can't get over that 🤣🤣

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 4 роки тому +59

      The saying: "There can only be one" just got a whole new meaning. XD

  • @sasukegirl3492
    @sasukegirl3492 5 років тому +555

    Dude!! Why is my dude from Girl Meets World in this??? Farkle, you HAVE no business doing this, you bean!

    • @cinnabonsnsugar
      @cinnabonsnsugar 4 роки тому +52

      Finally I was hoping someone would notice Farkle from Girl Meets World is in this movie XD

    • @canipetthatdawg9377
      @canipetthatdawg9377 4 роки тому +6

      ıllıllı Amanda ıllıllı Įs Awesome Fr ig maya ain want him nomo🥺

    • @Cat-hz7yd
      @Cat-hz7yd 4 роки тому +25

      fr,,, the girl meets world money mustve run out lmao

    • @lolok6338
      @lolok6338 3 роки тому

      THATS WHERE I KNOW HIM FROMMM!! THANK YOU

  • @liyah.
    @liyah. 5 років тому +352

    "To say that her lace could be used to escape the Egyptians"
    *SCREAMS*

    • @moonshineaudios5740
      @moonshineaudios5740 6 місяців тому

      Please explain what does this mean? I’m missing out on the joke!

  • @ebonyh4684
    @ebonyh4684 5 років тому +1421

    "There's only room for one of us" I would have been in that theater HOLLERING

    • @fruitdirt7269
      @fruitdirt7269 5 років тому +76

      Ebony H I saw it in theaters the week it came out and I did laugh my ass off in the half full room

  • @gabeino8026
    @gabeino8026 5 років тому +2158

    "Wiggity Wig, Wiggalicious, Whigalese" - Kennie, 2019. 😂😂😂
    I want this on a t-shirt pls 🙏🏾

    • @zewdae8847
      @zewdae8847 5 років тому +28

      i fucking pissed my self lmaooo

    • @leawylie9427
      @leawylie9427 5 років тому +10

      Yass whigalese! Love that color on your eyes!

  • @jabtrack123
    @jabtrack123 3 роки тому +150

    “The only way horror movies persist is by people being painstakingly stupid in a way you’d hope real human beings wouldn’t”
    This statement perfectly encapsulates the hope we all had prior to 2020

  • @HorrorGeek9
    @HorrorGeek9 5 років тому +308

    Comparing him to Stuart Little and calling him Mouse boy throughout the movie kept making me laugh.

  • @SourEggz
    @SourEggz 5 років тому +1133

    On the rare occasions when the victims aren’t stupid in horror movies... let me, just... it is way more terrifying.
    I nearly crawled out of my skin watching Oculus because the characters were so believable.

    • @AGO271
      @AGO271 5 років тому +298

      It's what makes horror movies better. When the protagonists know what they're doing, it puts you on edge because at any moment, they could slip out of panic and die.

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra 4 роки тому +46

      Oculus did an excellent job with that

    • @lexyshannon9428
      @lexyshannon9428 4 роки тому +80

      That's what I think! I don't watch horror movies often (I usually dont do well with the horror genre) but when i do, it's so much more effective when the characters are actively using their heads to try and find a way of escaping without success. If the characters are dumb for plot convenience, it's almost like they deserve what's coming because you know they went with the worst option.

    • @kittengurl220
      @kittengurl220 4 роки тому +113

      Because even if someone does everything right...they can still fail because of chance, or a smarter antagonist. That’s more terrifying than making obviously stupid mistakes where you feel no sympathy.

    • @miacccl
      @miacccl 4 роки тому +40

      Agreed! Hush, who was even directed by the same dude who did Oculus, got me feeling the same. Definitely a lot scarier because in horror movies where they are stupid it's not like they make one dumb decision once in a while, it's a SERIES of nonsensical choices. So it's hard to put yourself in the character's shoes because if it was a regular person with the least common sense in the movie it wouldn't even hit the 30 minute mark.

  • @HazelEyedErica
    @HazelEyedErica 5 років тому +881

    She really called him mouse boy throughout the whole video. Lol

    • @roserain7034
      @roserain7034 5 років тому +79

      I like how she couldn't remember his name but remembered his father who had less screentime lmao

    • @christopherbrown2706
      @christopherbrown2706 4 роки тому

      @@roserain7034 also, he doesn't look like a mouse; he just looks 12

  • @MsKHope6307
    @MsKHope6307 5 років тому +1463

    He left the tracking device on the table when he left the restaurant. I remember seeing that scene and was like, so you just gone leave ya stuff homeboy?

  • @redactedredacted6656
    @redactedredacted6656 5 років тому +192

    I was stressed seeing that clip of them laughing when Ma held a gun to their friend's head.WHY DIDN'T THEY LEAVE OR LOOK LIKE THEY WANTED TO LEAVE ? It's usually a red flag when somebody holds a gun to your friend's head.

  • @anke1927
    @anke1927 4 роки тому +108

    It's called Munchausen By Proxy syndrome when a parent fakes sickness in their kids (or actually make them sick physically) for attention. As a social worker I've seen some of these cases and they are truly unnerving.

  • @mywingsareyours
    @mywingsareyours 5 років тому +1419

    I wish Veterinary medicine was all cute puppies and kittens lmao. It's an incredibly taxing field with a high suicide rate and where technicians with medical licenses only last for about 7 years on average in the field. It's hard serious work man.

    • @mxy775
      @mxy775 4 роки тому +26

      I'm sorry if this is iggnorent but why is the suffice rates high and they only last so?

    • @seekingenlightenment2380
      @seekingenlightenment2380 4 роки тому +182

      I think it has something to do with seeing animals dying, getting worst with treatment, emotional family members, having to put them down, etc etc..

    • @mxy775
      @mxy775 4 роки тому +36

      @@seekingenlightenment2380 oh wow. I always knew that was happening but it never got you know. I am so sorry to everyone that and to gk through that

    • @ashleylorisa6483
      @ashleylorisa6483 3 роки тому +52

      I'm a Veterinary Technician. You are absolutely not respected by any means. People are cruel. I have a degree and get paid nearly minimum wage. People neglect animals, euthanasias, disrespect and you are in charge of watching over anesthesia. I have personally have had animals die while monitoring. Its absolutely taxing and its not just puppies or kittens. Hard field, and the main reason for the high suicide rates is the disrespect from clients

    • @Las645
      @Las645 3 роки тому +1

      @@ashleylorisa6483 well I’m sorry but y’all need to chose a different profession ain’t no job worth all that.

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 років тому +636

    "Self-preservation first, okay. I hope he make it. Boo hoo I'll find another one"
    THE WAY I UGLY LAUGHED

  • @justcallmeteacup4711
    @justcallmeteacup4711 5 років тому +632

    Dude I saw The Intruder with an almost entirely black audience. Truly one of the top 5 best experiences of my life

    • @Bubblegumxperil
      @Bubblegumxperil 5 років тому +11

      me too!!!!! It was wild!!!!

    • @CookieManatee
      @CookieManatee 5 років тому +6

      what extra does it give? i am genuinely intrigued now. i'm not from the US, so i have no idea why so many people say this.

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 5 років тому +26

      @@CookieManatee It mostly depends on the kind of movie watcher you are. I loove dialogue from other people while I'm watching a movie (one that I'm not that invested in) and an almost entirely black audience is going to be full of hilarious dialogue because it's like an unspoken rule that we're all here for that same noise 😂 This paired with a thriller where we know people are going to be making dumb, "talk to the screen" worthy decisions, is double the fun. If you ever want to experience it, I'd recommend keeping an eye out for movies with a black cast/main characters (but nothing too serious like Us or Black Panther was) and show up the day it comes out

    • @CookieManatee
      @CookieManatee 5 років тому +16

      @@justcallmeteacup4711 ah i see, that must be fun. That's like the movie nights i did with my friends, with the usual "you are an idiot *name of movie character*, you kept the door open!" and stuff like that. well in my country there aren't many black people and people in the movies generally hold themselves to the movie etiquette of "shut up, and watch, and please don't eat so loud". but at least now i know what's it all about :D it's fun, if people don't just talk over each other throughout the whole movie :)

  • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
    @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 4 роки тому +196

    “Rag tag team of stereotypes” 😂

  • @Isabelle-mw9lf
    @Isabelle-mw9lf 4 роки тому +200

    Seeing Ma in theaters was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. The reactions of fellow black watchers made the experience amazingggg

  • @maihull1982
    @maihull1982 5 років тому +1897

    Im so early!!! Black theaters are a magical place. Changes the whole movie watching experience.

    • @aaren1103
      @aaren1103 5 років тому +188

      Mai Hull I took my white friend to a black movie theatre. She always wants to go there now. It’s a life changing event for some people.

    • @maihull1982
      @maihull1982 5 років тому +28

      @@aaren1103 It really is!!

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 5 років тому +9

      What's a black theater

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 5 років тому +4

      @@k.k.sliders1fan54 I've never heard of them so it is a play or like a literal theater

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 5 років тому +9

      @@k.k.sliders1fan54 thank you

  • @isabellarobinson1561
    @isabellarobinson1561 5 років тому +422

    "That was rude, that was uncalled for, that was good tho" 😂😂🤣I'm so dead lollll

  • @MajeDoom
    @MajeDoom 5 років тому +902

    When i was in middle school there was this black boy in a group of people i became friends with, he didn't like me because "there can only be 1"

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 роки тому +169

      Lmao what 😂

    • @aisham744
      @aisham744 4 роки тому +173

      😂 that is so dumb, this is why I hate people lmfao

    • @iThiink
      @iThiink 4 роки тому +43

      That's just the way it is 😂

    • @sbond7510
      @sbond7510 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂

    • @its_nicole07
      @its_nicole07 4 роки тому +14

      🤣

  • @wolfgirl535
    @wolfgirl535 5 років тому +355

    "Cacophony of OH HELL NO" It was at that moment I knew you were my new favorite.

  • @oshino5166
    @oshino5166 4 роки тому +145

    The weird "sexual" attraction between Ma and mouse kid reminds me of killing stalking

  • @paigeelise8396
    @paigeelise8396 5 років тому +651

    "Rag-tag team of stereotypes" 😂

    • @DaGoodVybe
      @DaGoodVybe 4 роки тому

      Paige Elise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +1

      @@DaGoodVybe you know what yaull dont get, even the girl in this video... Is that in the REAL WORLD this is 2 white dudes who wrote a story THEY THOUGHT WAS COOL.

  • @DeadRebornKid
    @DeadRebornKid 5 років тому +931

    I went into this movie thinking it was Jordan Peele’s “Us” (“Us” is a two letter blockbuster and “Ma” is a two letter blockbuster- I mixed up dammit!) I waited damn near the whole movie for some “Get Out” like storytelling to come through. In the end, I left that theater thinking: “Jordan already slipping on his second film😒...”

    • @immzcutiebaby
      @immzcutiebaby 5 років тому +161

      😂 that's hilarious

    • @lajeannablair2784
      @lajeannablair2784 5 років тому +94

      Girl I thought ma was also a Jordon peele's movie🤣

    • @andaiibori7205
      @andaiibori7205 5 років тому +56

      Definitely go see Us!! I loved it

    • @jena9853
      @jena9853 5 років тому +11

      Poor you. 😂

    • @ev6564
      @ev6564 5 років тому +13

      Did you get to watch Us?

  • @emarioanderson8500
    @emarioanderson8500 5 років тому +240

    I felt like the mom was drugging her daughter to make her sick

    • @Chance754
      @Chance754 4 роки тому +32

      Emario Anderson that is basically what she was doing.

    • @shaniquequa7
      @shaniquequa7 4 роки тому +23

      Just like the real life story you wasnt paying attention when she said that

    • @cristaljustice4534
      @cristaljustice4534 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe she did because she doesn't want her daughter to get bullied like she got

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 4 роки тому

      @@cristaljustice4534 I agree

    • @hiamyflp
      @hiamyflp 3 роки тому +4

      I think that's what happened with Gypsy Rose.

  • @valblome4913
    @valblome4913 3 роки тому +46

    My interpretation was that the "Stewart Little looking guy" kissed her as a manipulation tactic. He knew she had a weird fascination with him, so it was a distraction to slow down the murder spree. It was the only smart move one of these teenagers made.
    Edit: I know I'm real late to this party. I discovered this series a few weeks ago and have been watching so many of these...

  • @jenniferspivey6581
    @jenniferspivey6581 5 років тому +388

    Her lace could've been used to escape the Egyptians. Moses is quaking

    • @MaiDay01
      @MaiDay01 4 роки тому +2

      @Mø Nälayé the parting was really wide , like the parting of the red sea.

  • @Deejayspeaking
    @Deejayspeaking 5 років тому +343

    Lmaoooo seeing movies in a theatre filled with black people really is an experience. I remember when me and the fam all went to see No Good Deed the amount of "girl bye" that echoed throughout the theatre was amazing and connected the audience as one

  • @neonecko1876
    @neonecko1876 5 років тому +332

    I love watching certain movies in black theaters... I saw Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion in a packed black theater when it came out. I swear the amount of people shouting stuff to the screen was crazy and everyone laughed their asses off. I watched the movie again on my own and I realized that it wasn't the movie that had me laughing, it was the audience.

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 4 роки тому +15

      It's a weird kind entertainment shock, isn't it? XD

  • @narkolumagg7468
    @narkolumagg7468 4 роки тому +88

    Octavia has been one of my favorite actresses. I've loved her since her role on wizards of Waverley place as the evil head mistress.

  • @drisimone2891
    @drisimone2891 4 роки тому +80

    i’ve never seen this episode of girl meets world.

  • @calletanofillspipe830
    @calletanofillspipe830 5 років тому +264

    Ma gets upset that the teens have a life
    that’s it, that’s the movie.

  • @rileypaigemc7018
    @rileypaigemc7018 5 років тому +468

    “Self preservation first. I hope he make it. Boo-hoo, I’ll find another one” 😂😂

  • @jocci21
    @jocci21 5 років тому +278

    “Our Geriatric teenager” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liloldrex
    @liloldrex 5 років тому +100

    "Actually nah I'm vegan"
    I LOST IT 😂😂

  • @Noblipsplz
    @Noblipsplz 5 років тому +82

    Guy getting his skin burned with the clothing iron was symbolic cause he had like a super attractive body and no scars
    Thts wat i took from it at least lol

  • @ayanna1656
    @ayanna1656 5 років тому +829

    This series "Bad movie & a beat" has kept me so entertained, literally hilarious! I love these!
    Please review Napoleon Dynamite! Some ppl hate it, some ppl find it hilarious!

    • @bleeploughly6311
      @bleeploughly6311 5 років тому +17

      Ayanna it’s one of my favorite movies!

    • @bolshv1
      @bolshv1 5 років тому +32

      Napoleon Dynamite is a classic! Pure genius.

    • @kimberleywilliams7802
      @kimberleywilliams7802 5 років тому +15

      THAT IS SUCH AN ICONIC MOVIE

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 5 років тому +22

      @@biguattipoptropica The situations are funny and brutally awkward on purpose. Pure classic. A comedy without punchlines.

    • @SourEggz
      @SourEggz 5 років тому

      *NO.* Review Gentlemen Broncos.

  • @fraz9664
    @fraz9664 5 років тому +282

    “Stupid teens are stupid” new twitter bio tbh

  • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
    @SchemeThatToddSetUp 5 років тому +382

    This may be a stupid question but, if all these people went to her house to either sneak in or directly confront her, wouldn't there have also been alot of strange abandoned cars on her property. Why didnt that make local law suspicious?

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 5 років тому +15

      She said in the beginning that Ma lived in the middle of nowhere, so I guess they didn't saw the cars when they were partying/confronting her.

    • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
      @SchemeThatToddSetUp 5 років тому +68

      @@JasminMiettunen lol but then that begs question of how they can see the litter in her yard. The sheriff came to yell at her about it. He's mad about the litter but not the parking lot of strange cars?? 😭 lol this town is so weird. They go to party at strange women's house. The law is upset about litter but not the people that are missing. Lol i don't ever want to live there 😂😂

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 5 років тому +12

      Tryintomake Adollaroutof15cents oh I didn't... I don't... What? This movie is so bad 😭😂

    • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
      @SchemeThatToddSetUp 5 років тому +6

      @@JasminMiettunen lol 😂😂 yes it is

    • @elmoeptn
      @elmoeptn 4 роки тому +7

      I thought the cop did bring up the cars and she said it must have been a prank or something lol

  • @Jasmyne241
    @Jasmyne241 4 роки тому +64

    “Wigalicious Wiggalese” took me out

  • @helleswahn
    @helleswahn 5 років тому +76

    I love that you're doing your makeup while talking, it kind of feels like getting ready and chatting with a friend

  • @ETFL13
    @ETFL13 5 років тому +282

    Wouldn’t the dad realize that his son wasn’t at the house when he didn’t se the truck there...?

  • @Liv15152
    @Liv15152 5 років тому +410

    When you make merch, I expect “what in the wiggity wig, wigalicious wigalese” to be on a shirt 😂 I rewatched this entire vide JUST for that line

  • @Torianadouglas
    @Torianadouglas 5 років тому +304

    "That is a lace with a case *closed* Conan." dead

  • @nosferat-ew
    @nosferat-ew 4 роки тому +15

    1:57 The first horror movie I saw in a predominately black movie theater was with one of my best friends (he’s Black, I’m white) & we saw The First Purge (predominately Black-casted horror film in the Purge series). It WAS a cultural experience-legitimately the best movie-going experience of my young adult life. I laughed, I cried, and I left an all-around better person 😅

  • @hubabaloop
    @hubabaloop 5 років тому +194

    12:49 “I don’t know any of their names by the way...and on the other side is mouse boys dad. his name is ben” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenniferspivey6581
    @jenniferspivey6581 5 років тому +329

    Why did Farkle kiss Octavia Spencer

    • @janepaige928
      @janepaige928 5 років тому +70

      Oh lawd, that IS him...thank you Sis. That ish was drivin me nuts when I saw this flick.

    • @fluffyplushy4110
      @fluffyplushy4110 5 років тому +45

      Mouse boy is farkle?! 😳

    • @peacheau5199
      @peacheau5199 5 років тому +48

      I was like, " Farkle has got into alot of shenanigans "

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 5 років тому +4

      Sleepy Bear yes 😂

    • @kristinwhite4472
      @kristinwhite4472 5 років тому +2

      Jennifer Spivey I don’t know

  • @sehaliahplume6007
    @sehaliahplume6007 5 років тому +292

    Girl I was confused on your make up for so loong. I wasn't even focused on what you weree saying I just needed to know if you were going to go for that british girl look or not - I vocally sighed when you finally started to blend it out I swear it was a whole journey for me

    • @imythemoge
      @imythemoge 4 роки тому +1

      What’s the British girl look?

    • @Enigmajestic1
      @Enigmajestic1 4 роки тому +1

      @@imythemoge the London look, minus the gap 🤣

    • @bleachedwhite5067
      @bleachedwhite5067 4 роки тому +22

      @@imythemoge pale foundation, pale nude lip, way too much highlighter and unblended contour.

    • @imythemoge
      @imythemoge 4 роки тому +3

      Bleached White 🤔 not sure those things are exclusive to Britain

    • @bleachedwhite5067
      @bleachedwhite5067 4 роки тому +8

      @@imythemoge it's not but it's just a meme at this point

  • @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery
    @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery 4 роки тому +20

    3:25 "kinda looks and acts like stuart little" i have never heard anyone get called out in the most accurate way i swear

  • @unicornalq11
    @unicornalq11 4 роки тому +65

    When I saw “Us”, the audience reaction was so fun and made the whole experience. And it was actually a GOOD movie unlike Ma tbh

  • @faith8953
    @faith8953 5 років тому +146

    'Bad Movies and a Beat' is my favourite series on youtube rn

  • @stephanieegbowawa2498
    @stephanieegbowawa2498 5 років тому +138

    “At this point I just wanted all of them to die “😂😂😂

  • @rudylawson5552
    @rudylawson5552 5 років тому +88

    The Laccccceee I'm dead
    "That's lace with caseeee" lol

  • @skarletbrown8912
    @skarletbrown8912 4 роки тому +30

    "That is a wig with the case closed...conan!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 4 роки тому +29

    So Ma yelling at them scare them but Ma pulling a gun at a supposedly teenager and force him to strip is fun ?! Yeah that makes sense to me.

  • @stephanieegbowawa2498
    @stephanieegbowawa2498 5 років тому +120

    The fact that you can talk and do makeup is a talent 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @miniseang2015
    @miniseang2015 5 років тому +172

    Girl, I was torn on seeing this movie because of the fact that people had said so many bad things lol

  • @sariahwhitfield9233
    @sariahwhitfield9233 5 років тому +170

    Dog blood kills, it’s basically like poison💆🏽‍♀️

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 4 роки тому +1

      Wow

    • @jacinthlilly3148
      @jacinthlilly3148 4 роки тому +19

      Oh wow u learn something new everyday

    • @savannahlevy97
      @savannahlevy97 4 роки тому +55

      I was gonna look up "is dog blood poisonous" but I'm pretty sure my parents look at my search history and I don't want to raise questions

    • @idontknowanymore7689
      @idontknowanymore7689 3 роки тому +5

      @@savannahlevy97 incognito

  • @PrettyKairi
    @PrettyKairi 4 роки тому +34

    "in the ve te ri nary..?" kennie please, is the dogtor

  • @Epodmusic17
    @Epodmusic17 4 роки тому +66

    Kennie: "I wanted them to die...but they wont...which is unfortunate"
    Me: Behold. I have found my soul mate.

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 5 років тому +1144

    "His father's name is Ben. I don't know why I felt the need to know his father's name."
    Because he's played by Luke Evans, who is a whole snack. Yes, he's gay, and I'm a girl, but I can still appreciate the fact that he's a snack.👌

    • @rachelsyrup
      @rachelsyrup 4 роки тому +205

      @Mø Nälayé LOL it's not an "I want to date him" attraction, it's just a "wow, look at that amazing face!" thing. 😂😂

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 4 роки тому +145

      As a gay I must inform you
      It’s spelled “snacc”

    • @rachelsyrup
      @rachelsyrup 4 роки тому +80

      @@juanpablorobayo3437 oh right, I forgot about that. I knew it didn't look right the way I had it. 😂

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 4 роки тому +21

      Luke Evans is gay?

    • @honeyispure
      @honeyispure 4 роки тому +11

      @@marklouis1890 yuh

  • @blurrycryptid
    @blurrycryptid 5 років тому +3749

    Extremely not fun fact: Veterinarians actually have a higher than average suicide rate! Just felt the need to ruin everyone’s afternoons with that info since I, like most people, had also assumed that being a vet is a fun and not stressful job.

    • @userygfd
      @userygfd 5 років тому +596

      Make sense sometimes they have kill the furry animals, yup stressful

    • @kimberlygoodwin8500
      @kimberlygoodwin8500 5 років тому +271

      I didn’t know this fact, but yes my vet did commit suicide.

    • @kittenyzmaismypatronus962
      @kittenyzmaismypatronus962 5 років тому +79

      I actually want to be in the veterinary field.. 😰

    • @amayapapaya5146
      @amayapapaya5146 5 років тому +341

      why did i read this as vegetarians? i was soo confused

    • @EatyourWafflesplease
      @EatyourWafflesplease 5 років тому +180

      thank you! I love Kennie but that really annoyed me. I'm thinking of maybe being a veterinarian someday so I looked into it. you honestly interact with people more than you do with animals, it ain't just playing with puppies and kittens all day, it's go go go all day long.

  • @mds7157
    @mds7157 5 років тому +71

    Me while watch the movie: damn, Ma is it that serious???

  • @najiiyoko89
    @najiiyoko89 5 років тому +303

    They tried to do what Get Out did and failed horribly 😂😂

    • @3amDayDreamer
      @3amDayDreamer 4 роки тому +13

      @Anthony Lopez I didn't get that vibe either

    • @najiiyoko89
      @najiiyoko89 3 роки тому

      Okay damn whatever yall vibe was, make yall own comments and move tf on gahhdayum black folk cant have opinions now ??

    • @Las645
      @Las645 3 роки тому +2

      How is this anything like get out…huh

    • @enriquesanchez9016
      @enriquesanchez9016 3 роки тому +5

      @@najiiyoko89 Why are you hysterical?

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 2 роки тому +1

      @@enriquesanchez9016 that person got mad because noone agreed with this comment lol

  • @grace.stewartt4224
    @grace.stewartt4224 4 роки тому +36

    i remember seeing " I can do bad all by myself" by tyler perry years ago in New York in a predominately black theater and oH MY GOD, it IS an experience lol.

  • @tharareddy6098
    @tharareddy6098 4 роки тому +56

    “Actually nah I’m vegan” got me ugly laughing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @tayirl
    @tayirl 5 років тому +120

    You posted this just in time because I just got my ramen and other snacks

  • @mkay4
    @mkay4 5 років тому +65

    "It's just natural selection." 😂

  • @magiccq91
    @magiccq91 5 років тому +219

    Lol “geriatric teenager”

  • @AlexPhillipsiscool
    @AlexPhillipsiscool 4 роки тому +13

    "critical intake of dumb bitch juice" omg i cannot stop laughing, this line will live rent-free in my head forever

  • @abbyg5794
    @abbyg5794 5 років тому +42

    “this geriatric teenager” skaskdhjslal you’re too much for meeee

  • @deeabee96
    @deeabee96 5 років тому +50

    The bit about the lace wig had me screaming in this library while trying to submit this assignment before 11:59 LMAOOOOOO

  • @BebiSpinster
    @BebiSpinster 5 років тому +46

    From the trailer before my youtube videos I always thought it was about university students and Ma was this older lady who went back to school, I still feel like that would've made more sense for everyone

  • @WafflesOinc
    @WafflesOinc 5 років тому +161

    The “black theatre” concept is new to me

    • @audriannaaaxo
      @audriannaaaxo 5 років тому

      Mon LMAOOO

    • @sarah-bz8of
      @sarah-bz8of 5 років тому +8

      Ok I live in France and I dont know the concept can someone please explain to me what this is

    • @ashlyobsidian9984
      @ashlyobsidian9984 5 років тому +68

      Sarah it’s just a theatre filled with a predominantly black audience lmao

    • @sarah-bz8of
      @sarah-bz8of 5 років тому

      Ashly Obsidian ok so just what I was thinking thanks 😂

    • @skyla611
      @skyla611 5 років тому +16

      Historically black movie theaters

  • @LimitlessLxst
    @LimitlessLxst 4 роки тому +60

    I only know that man as "farkle" 😭

  • @TJC7190
    @TJC7190 5 років тому +60

    “That is a lace with a case! Clooooosed! Conan!!!”
    😂😂😂 like and subscribed for that alone

    • @TJC7190
      @TJC7190 5 років тому +4

      Oh and that highlight!!!!

  • @ThatOneRandomAsian
    @ThatOneRandomAsian 5 років тому +85

    Bruh I would love it though, if you did a "bad movie & beat" for Avatar: The Last Airbender Live-Action or Annabelle Comes Home or Krampus

    • @Ladyniona
      @Ladyniona 5 років тому

      I'm still pissed I wasted my money on Annabelle Comes Home! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @camillefaith2005
      @camillefaith2005 5 років тому

      Krampus was literally the worst film I have ever seen. I laughed that entire movie. 😂

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +1

      I watched krampus forever ago... i thought it was supposed to me bad?! It starred a bunch of comedians 💀💀💀