Like... I'll admit with shame that the first time I saw Paige I was like holy shit how did Pat get with such tall fit ginger mega attractive lady??? Then I saw these streams I now believe in soul mates
@@lightskinnedlarry728 After I found out about the new Marsupial Testicle Pouch/ Body Cavity Lore from a recent stream. I now believe he's not quite wholly human, he is some sort of Mutant. Too strange for mass production and to strange to die.
she's been doing this since bloodborne. that was in march. "the sun'll come out.....tomorrow.....bet'cha bottom dollar that tomorrow, come what maaaaaaaaaaaaay......."
Considering how hard it is to tell the difference between sober and drunk Paige, she ironically could’ve been drunk in this stream and Paige and Pat are the only ones who’d know for sure
When Paige got her new contacts I was kind of expecting her to just take a long hard look at Pat, before quietly saying to herself *Should have gone years ago*
Pat's her male counterpart. Regardless of how genetically flawed he is there is LITERALLY no one better for her. Besides there's a 25-ish % chance they'll have a normal kid. (Disregarding the incest lore.)
Paige: I couldn't see an eyedoctor after visiting 6 places because I didn't make an appointment, but I'll make one for this doctor in my hometown, it'll be fine. I can just walk in. Also Paige: I went to my hometown and they wouldn't see me because I didn't have an appointment.
The cost of laser eye surgery can range from as low as $299 per eye to up to $4,000 or more per eye. The average price of custom bladeless LASIK eye surgery in 2013 was about $2,500 USD per eye.
and for how fucking insanely ridiculous the mere idea of shooting a laser into somebody's eyeball to physically burn parts of it away, to *FIX* their eyesight.
This reminds me - painfully - of the time they played RE7 together: Paige got into a car during a boss-fight, and she couldn't even hit the enemy with it because she kept moving the camera TO THE BOTTOM LEFT OR RIGHT OF THE SCREEN, avoiding the center like a plague.
I’m blind as a bat without my glasses. When hear someone say that they WANT glasses I get fucking livid. Hearing how Paige endangers her eyesight is giving me a fucking heart attack
Paige: Your lazy eye is hot. Pat: Whats wrong with you. What is this broken shit. says the weirdo troll ginger to his hot ginger sister. Its the perfect love story.
Unless she was from an even more rural area, as someone who lives in Southern Illinois, I can say I have never seen the spike-shaped shrubs she claims grow down here.
Spike shaped not really but there are tons of things like locust thorn trees. Look them up they look fuckin metal and like theyre a bad time for anyone who gets near them.
dude fucking yucca plants like those things are invincible, they're indigenous to the desert so they need like half a drop of water per year but they can deal with rainforest levels of water and their roots are so deep you can't even burn them out source: had a yucca I wanted to get rid of, and I knew a shovel would do jack shit so I built a bonfire on top of it. came back next year… but there were 2 of them
Welp...this as been E Y E opening. I'm due for an optometrist visit as well (I've been wearing glasses since 1992). Is eye care covered under Canada's healthcare system? Here in the States, going to a specialist for eye exams is generally more expensive than going to a retail place like Visionworks or even Walmart.
depends on the province, they live in quebec so an emergency exam is covered, but not a standard check-up nor any treatment (so glasses, contacts, lasik, etc). according to this site: www.greiche-scaff.com/en/eye-exam/ the price for paige to get an examination is 70 dollars (canadian dollars, so 57.54 us dollars). then it's the price of the lenses and frames, but those are a product so the price fluctuates. so, paige is looking at less than $300 canadian dollars on average to fix this problem.
It's still crazy that she wouldn't get lasik cause it could fuck up her eyes, but is willing to ballpark what her prescription was for her glasses and actually likely fucked up her eyes.
Pat’s super wrong about fixing his lazy eye. I had an aunt who had her lazy eye corrected in her 50s. That said, it involved actually taking the eye out and placing it back in the socket, so like...
HEARS
THEN
SEES
I really want the intro to be redone to include this.
"I just guessed my prescription, it's going fairly well"
never change paige
She's a loose cannon, that Paige.
I’m going to have a fucking heart attack if she stays this way
Yeah I do the same thing, the doctor suggested advil but I made a guess and self prescribed heroine. Its going pretty goood, its close enough right?
That was so foolish of her
Like... I'll admit with shame that the first time I saw Paige I was like holy shit how did Pat get with such tall fit ginger mega attractive lady???
Then I saw these streams
I now believe in soul mates
I know right! like Paige is hot. and Patt is...Patt
@@lightskinnedlarry728
After I found out about the new Marsupial Testicle Pouch/ Body Cavity Lore from a recent stream. I now believe he's not quite wholly human, he is some sort of Mutant. Too strange for mass production and to strange to die.
W: "You shot your shot... from the *base* of Everest... and, you nailed it!"
P: "It wasn't from the base..."
W: " *Pat...* 😑"
-Castle Super Beast
It's like an alcoholic saying that he will quit drinking tomorrow.
she's been doing this since bloodborne.
that was in march.
"the sun'll come out.....tomorrow.....bet'cha bottom dollar that tomorrow, come what maaaaaaaaaaaaay......."
Considering how hard it is to tell the difference between sober and drunk Paige, she ironically could’ve been drunk in this stream and Paige and Pat are the only ones who’d know for sure
When Paige got her new contacts I was kind of expecting her to just take a long hard look at Pat, before quietly saying to herself
*Should have gone years ago*
Krawtch Oh god. Maybe she just actually didn't know, all this time. We have to tell her what Pat is, everyone deserves the truth.
Pat's her male counterpart. Regardless of how genetically flawed he is there is LITERALLY no one better for her. Besides there's a 25-ish % chance they'll have a normal kid. (Disregarding the incest lore.)
Wait, she got new contacts? So she did try to get her eyes fixed eventually? But then why is she still so bad at seeing things in Portal???
She got too used to visual jank.
Paige: I couldn't see an eyedoctor after visiting 6 places because I didn't make an appointment, but I'll make one for this doctor in my hometown, it'll be fine. I can just walk in.
Also Paige: I went to my hometown and they wouldn't see me because I didn't have an appointment.
Pat: So when's your appointment?
paige..... put your grases on, notin wil be wong.
"You just *GUESSED* ?!!!"
pat's voice is the drill that will pierce your ear drums when they're talking about paige guessing at her prescription
So, you're telling me that Paige beat O&S essentially blind?
Amazing.
Paige needs thicc glasses.
Cant wait for the stream for paige to just have double eyepatches.
These two were fucking made for each other, I swear.
4:10 here we see pat lose more brain cells due to a certain humans stupidity
Their like an old married couple, one is balding and fat, the other is as blind as a bat, their perfect for each other
Just a heads up THEY'aRE --> They're. "Their" is possessive
I love the follow up to this. Paige is just so damn funny.
Holy shit it's Matt and Woolie rolled into one
"You just *GYYYYYYESSSSSST ABOUT YOUR PRESCRIPTION?"*
Y O U J U S T G U E S S E D
i don't think paige is blind, she just refuses to pay attention
_she swung at empty air because she thought there was a monster there._
she's fucking blind and it's making her hallucinate.
She’s blind, but if she gets it fixed then the criticism can’t be that she’s blind, just bad
I like that she said “no offence” before saying she didn’t make an appointment, and pats just going “what does that have to do with your statement”
_"YOU JUST... _*_GUESS?!!"_*
The cost of laser eye surgery can range from as low as $299 per eye to up to $4,000 or more per eye. The average price of custom bladeless LASIK eye surgery in 2013 was about $2,500 USD per eye.
Average based on a few sites seems to be between 1500 to 2500 per eye depending on the technique used mostly.
So it's not even expensive!!!
Those seem like incredibly fair prices considering how important that procedure would be for a lot of people.
and for how fucking insanely ridiculous the mere idea of shooting a laser into somebody's eyeball to physically burn parts of it away, to *FIX* their eyesight.
I GOT AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR *GLASSES*!
9:48 "... No, I planned on it." She says while having literaly no plans at all.
This reminds me - painfully - of the time they played RE7 together: Paige got into a car during a boss-fight, and she couldn't even hit the enemy with it because she kept moving the camera TO THE BOTTOM LEFT OR RIGHT OF THE SCREEN, avoiding the center like a plague.
Pat is playing games with female pat
thanks for the upload. this is hilarious
So technically, every LP Paige does is a blind LP.
I’m blind as a bat without my glasses. When hear someone say that they WANT glasses I get fucking livid. Hearing how Paige endangers her eyesight is giving me a fucking heart attack
this is a fucking good bit
Paige: Your lazy eye is hot.
Pat: Whats wrong with you. What is this broken shit.
says the weirdo troll ginger to his hot ginger sister.
Its the perfect love story.
I want Paige to go blind. Not 100%, but enough that she is considered legally blind.
Paige update:
She lost/broke all her glasses again and needs to buy 12 more pairs (because 12 is her "favourite" number).
Pat is the ultimate Eye Floater.
Three years later, she still has not gone
Unless she was from an even more rural area, as someone who lives in Southern Illinois, I can say I have never seen the spike-shaped shrubs she claims grow down here.
Spike shaped not really but there are tons of things like locust thorn trees. Look them up they look fuckin metal and like theyre a bad time for anyone who gets near them.
dude fucking yucca plants
like those things are invincible, they're indigenous to the desert so they need like half a drop of water per year but they can deal with rainforest levels of water and their roots are so deep you can't even burn them out
source: had a yucca I wanted to get rid of, and I knew a shovel would do jack shit so I built a bonfire on top of it. came back next year… but there were 2 of them
2019 and she STILL HASN'T GOTTEN HER EYES CHECKED
Welp...this as been E Y E opening. I'm due for an optometrist visit as well (I've been wearing glasses since 1992).
Is eye care covered under Canada's healthcare system? Here in the States, going to a specialist for eye exams is generally more expensive than going to a retail place like Visionworks or even Walmart.
depends on the province, they live in quebec so an emergency exam is covered, but not a standard check-up nor any treatment (so glasses, contacts, lasik, etc). according to this site: www.greiche-scaff.com/en/eye-exam/ the price for paige to get an examination is 70 dollars (canadian dollars, so 57.54 us dollars). then it's the price of the lenses and frames, but those are a product so the price fluctuates.
so, paige is looking at less than $300 canadian dollars on average to fix this problem.
Wait, I could have sworn that I seen an upload of this clip someone else. Oh well, I'm glad I can watch this again :D
I still wish I could see the chat log during the "I just guessed" bit.
Did she ever go?
My uncle is an eye doctor, want me to introduce you Paige?
5:46 got me to spit out my drink
Now begin the transforming of Paige into Nadine
_GINGER-NESS INTENSIFIES_
God she's worse than Pat.
I almost had an aneurism when she said she guessed on her prescription.
My right eye requires “double the stimulation” in the upper right corner according to my eye doctor man, so basically borderline glaucoma
unless its different in canada theres no fee if you cant make it to your appointment at any type of doctor
My dentist charges $70 to reschedule an appointment, here in Canada
It's still crazy that she wouldn't get lasik cause it could fuck up her eyes, but is willing to ballpark what her prescription was for her glasses and actually likely fucked up her eyes.
Its been three years. She still needs to go
She is still putting it off in the portal 2 streams
So did she ever actually get her eyes checked?
No
Still no
I GOT A FUCKING OPTOMETRIST ADVERT WHILE WATCHING THIS XD
"ALMOST THAT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, BITCCHH." - Patrick Boivin
I thought Pat was blind. Then I saw these videos.....Holy shit Paige.
As someone watching this video in 144p, I can relate to Paige 😅
She’s finally going now after walking a trash bag
The average price for LASIK in 2017 was *$2,088 per eye*. Fuck, Paige is kinda right.
Oh my god. I love you guys. I so wish we could be friends and hang out online.
5:46 Kim Kardashian bragging about her husband
Ive has the same glasses for 6 years. Fuck it, amirite?
Laser Eye Surgery is about 250 per Eye.
That's the very lowest of the low end. Typical Lasik runs between $1,000 - $3,000.
Where are all the other girls like Paige that are into short, chubby guys with a receding hairline?
2021 has she gone yet?
Pat’s super wrong about fixing his lazy eye. I had an aunt who had her lazy eye corrected in her 50s. That said, it involved actually taking the eye out and placing it back in the socket, so like...
It's almost the end of the decade.
No, she never went and I think it's rubbing off on Pat
I'm with the guy
She dumb
yucca is spiky
: opitamahowajist?