Paige_Vs_Archers.mp4

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  • @LockjawGael
    @LockjawGael 7 років тому +551

    This woman killed Ebrietas on the first try in like a minute.

    • @goldenboy9748
      @goldenboy9748 5 років тому +18

      Idiot savant

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 5 років тому +8

      Ebrietas isnt that hard.

    • @bossbeartherock6034
      @bossbeartherock6034 4 роки тому +6

      @@ledzeppelinfan1001 well depends on rng and damage output on 2nd phase , I know this is old but the point is still relevent but if ebrietas is able to gear up and then spams arcane attacks 95% of players will be fucked because they cant get close without being batted and staggered and as they get up she stacks the arcane and before you heal blows your hp to bloodborne hell

  • @MrLightning75
    @MrLightning75 7 років тому +299

    Pat: "Get away from me. No romance today"
    Paige: "Who said romance, maybe I was gonna bite your beard"
    Pat: "That's romance"
    Pat: "That's hip-hop"

  • @Personoide
    @Personoide 7 років тому +269

    "That's romance.
    That's hip hop."
    - Patrick Boivin

  • @stevea4747
    @stevea4747 7 років тому +647

    Damn pat's got a hot sister

    • @BoxcarPhill
      @BoxcarPhill 7 років тому +90

      The Jamie and Cersei Lannister of UA-cam.

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 6 років тому +5

      Lobos has a hot mom

    • @SwagBroPlays
      @SwagBroPlays 6 років тому +7

      It's uncanny

    • @HoryShiitMan
      @HoryShiitMan 4 роки тому +6

      @@BoxcarPhill More like Tyrion and Cersei

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, Pat got dibbs

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 7 років тому +213

    Pat gets put on blast for his 2DS-XL flipflop.
    *this is a good video*

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 7 років тому +189

    Anor Londo Archers: "You see that Paige over there? Fuck'em."

  • @GrantBrownDog
    @GrantBrownDog 7 років тому +400

    Pat Waving his arms in the beginning, you know he was whispering,
    "She is going to make lots of progress easily." Before Activating Crazy Talk.
    "How much progress can you NOT make in the 'Wrong Time' Paige?"

  • @MantraMan2077
    @MantraMan2077 7 років тому +688

    You know, it's moments like this that make me realise that Paige is just a Rule 63 version of Pat. If they thought of selling the salt they make, they'd be millionares overnight.

    • @NohorseRU
      @NohorseRU 7 років тому +84

      Except Paige doesn't get scurvy and nearly shitsplode.

    • @TheStrxggler
      @TheStrxggler 7 років тому +70

      She does however have blood and brain problems.

    • @sciencemile
      @sciencemile 7 років тому +29

      +Nohorse
      Not yet, but soon.

    • @LeBored1
      @LeBored1 7 років тому +101

      So much like Eve was born from the ribs of Adam, Paige was born when Pat stapled his feet to his knees and used the bone legs to make a friend?

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 7 років тому +18

      This comment was booked very strong

  • @mysteryman8667
    @mysteryman8667 7 років тому +205

    That fucking crash bandicoot caught me off guard

    • @spartacus778
      @spartacus778 7 років тому +3

      Mystery Man what time does that happen?

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 7 років тому +28

      14:59

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 7 років тому +6

      *WHOA!*

    • @Rizer911
      @Rizer911 6 років тому +1

      It rocked me pretty har because it’s pretty close to sounding like the original. My body was NOT ready.

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 7 років тому +349

    Tarkus is the only one strong enough to break windows.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 років тому +11

      Matthew Coyle he is our lord of metal who sits upon his iron throne.
      i don't know where i'm going with this.

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 7 років тому +2

      Yal Rathol I like to think he is a reference to the JoJo character given his summoning location is very similar to the place he is fought in JoJo.

    • @lordhem6306
      @lordhem6306 7 років тому +5

      Matthew Coyle he's a reference to Beserk. Which a lot of dark souls is based off of.

    • @bartendingcrow6497
      @bartendingcrow6497 7 років тому +1

      Lord Hem Partner, could you tell me which character he was based off in berzerk? While it is that berzerk is mainly referenced, tarkus however seems to have much in common with knight tarkus in Jojo, similarity in the area they are found, both wielding hefty sword that are unwieldy to the normal individual, and Black Iron Tarkus dies is also similar to how Tarkus from the manga falls off a cliff and into a barrack.
      While it not explicit, its safe enough to say that if you were to believe that tarkus is referenced from jojo, you'd have a lot to back your statement from.

    • @bartendingcrow6497
      @bartendingcrow6497 7 років тому +1

      Lord Hem Also before any misconception happen. I actually really want to know which character he might have been in berserk, did not mean to sound sarcastic.

  • @iller3
    @iller3 7 років тому +97

    _"I can BREAK these Windows !!"_
    _"You can't break those Windows!"_

    • @Kevinofrepublic
      @Kevinofrepublic 5 років тому +16

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @MrBurnsy54
    @MrBurnsy54 7 років тому +72

    "Yeah but he can only hurt you. You gain nothing." What Paige's mum said about Pat.

  • @Abyss3223
    @Abyss3223 7 років тому +113

    DarkSydePaige does it again

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 7 років тому +205

    "The 2DS XL is the worst thing ever"
    "The 2DS XL is pretty ok"
    Way to be consistent Fucboivin!

    • @megahellreaper
      @megahellreaper 6 років тому +5

      Crazy Talk!

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 5 років тому +8

      @@megahellreaper One of the lesser side effects of his stand.

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 4 роки тому +3

      It’s character growth.

  • @Eco419
    @Eco419 7 років тому +187

    I loved the negative progress that was made on this

    • @jimbothompkins
      @jimbothompkins 6 місяців тому

      Yeah I'm like how did she go backwards?

  • @furyberserk
    @furyberserk 7 років тому +42

    Pat's stand only works if he believes it and is also confident on his assessment.

  • @tetrahedrontri
    @tetrahedrontri 7 років тому +55

    I love how pat wants to tell her that if she stops the GIANT build she can do it easy but he stops himself

  • @slyfox1223
    @slyfox1223 7 років тому +42

    Fucking is too powerful

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby 7 років тому +20

      I have no idea how Pat is somehow always wrong and still the most clever person in the room.
      Crazy Talk truly keeps living up to its reputation.

    • @slyfox1223
      @slyfox1223 7 років тому +7

      Seth Abercromby its only a matter of time until Paige realizes her stand allowes her to succeed at anything if she is mad enough.

  • @thirdeye9698
    @thirdeye9698 7 років тому +109

    4:40 Elmo bites his surrogate father for lying AGAIN

    • @ToozdaysChild
      @ToozdaysChild 5 років тому +8

      He can sense when Crazy Talk is about to activate.

  • @mrfandangojimmies7117
    @mrfandangojimmies7117 7 років тому +15

    29:53 is the best death in the video. It's funny when the two guardians splat next to her but it just graduates to eldergod tier when the guardian runs over and manages to stab the corpse before it can fade out.

  • @teacakes6861
    @teacakes6861 7 років тому +65

    Sniping's a good job, mate!

  • @Yal_Rathol
    @Yal_Rathol 7 років тому +40

    the dark souls community is the best. "why didn't you dodge?"

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 7 років тому +205

    For anyone who wants a tip to get past these guys: 2 poison arrows. That's all it takes to kill one. They succumb to a single poisoning. The arrow doesn't even have to do damage.

    • @ItchyGren
      @ItchyGren 7 років тому +9

      Matthew Coyle that's awesome. I had no idea poison just destroys them

    • @andrewwestfall65
      @andrewwestfall65 7 років тому +20

      Ring of Fog will also let you fire arrows at them without them constantly firing at you

    • @ItchyGren
      @ItchyGren 7 років тому +4

      time to boot up dark souls 1 again

    • @andrewwestfall65
      @andrewwestfall65 7 років тому +1

      I'm running a Solaire cosplay myself right now

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 7 років тому +8

      Odin T Havok Yep I always use the ring of Fog with my poison arrows. Turns the game into Skyrim sneaking. Especially funny what that dies to poor Lautrec and his bros.

  • @The-toast
    @The-toast 4 роки тому +8

    Cant believe Pat said the "Are ya winnin son?" meme two years before it actually blew up, yet had NO FUCKING CLUE what a boneless pizza was

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +13

    I love that Pat is so confident about the windows being unbreakable that he realizes Crazy Talk will activate on him.

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 7 років тому +47

    It's just like Pat said: A lot of people like to see pretty chicks get abused.

  • @skinny9089
    @skinny9089 7 років тому +21

    "I'm a tickler...
    I'm a tickle all up in here."

  • @rougen1212
    @rougen1212 7 років тому +27

    The "wah" got me. 10/10

  • @goodninji8
    @goodninji8 6 років тому +12

    16:40
    Pat-kun uses the hidden ability of 『CRAZY TALK』: Instant Karma.

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 7 років тому +3

    Holy fuck Pat has the shortest legs in the world.

  • @AussieManny
    @AussieManny 7 років тому +278

    16:40.

  • @Dlnew3
    @Dlnew3 7 років тому +105

    Pat making that Nintendo funbucks shilling out for the new 2DS XL, in stores August 8th.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 7 років тому +16

      Elmo was a secret Nintendo agent, confirmed

  • @AmericanSuit
    @AmericanSuit 7 років тому +22

    21:40 offscreen ginger squeals

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 5 років тому +10

    16:40 is one of the best moments in the history of the channel, this is not up for debate.

  • @TiakOSRS
    @TiakOSRS 4 роки тому +1

    Peach "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me" Saliva

  • @TheAppsMann
    @TheAppsMann 7 років тому +19

    Pat's even wrong about himself.

  • @Kevinofrepublic
    @Kevinofrepublic 4 роки тому +5

    "Listen, I got really- I spent a lot of time here and I hated it." - Pat

  • @godzillainspace5922
    @godzillainspace5922 7 років тому +25

    Pat confirmed a hack-fraud for flip-flopping on his nintendo handheld hate

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 7 років тому +8

      Godzilla InSpace
      Shhhhh, he has check being discreetly mailed to him from Nintendo now.

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 7 років тому +12

    Crazy Talk is strong in this episode

  • @joshthompson7936
    @joshthompson7936 7 років тому +20

    4:35, now to be fair that HoTS stream was good (shaved) Pat. This stream is clearly Cactus Pat.

  • @0rriAndroid
    @0rriAndroid 7 років тому +62

    Took 2 hours, folks. 0 progress

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 років тому +20

      Richter The D the anor londo archers live up to the legend.

    • @Enzo_Matrix92
      @Enzo_Matrix92 7 років тому +13

      Woolie levels of bad gameplay.

    • @Anime-Doof
      @Anime-Doof 7 років тому +4

      -47% progress, actually.
      It's rather impressive.

  • @BloodOfAutumn
    @BloodOfAutumn 7 років тому +8

    I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. Thank you, sir.

  • @KLONOA105
    @KLONOA105 7 років тому +8

    4:30 - 4:53
    that's Pat. the worlds greatest hypocrite and Liar XDD

  • @RascheTheRabbit
    @RascheTheRabbit 7 років тому +107

    omg
    Pat@ 2:33
    When do they fucking stream? Oh my GOD I need to watch this shit live. Pat's the fuckin' greatest thing.

  • @cheapturbo6439
    @cheapturbo6439 7 років тому +31

    Elmo: The lord of streets

  • @jackson3475
    @jackson3475 3 роки тому +2

    (17:50) If someone reminds Pat about it he might do it, since he just proposed and all.

  • @rsmith2568
    @rsmith2568 7 років тому +5

    Man I love the fact that crazy talk activates all the time

  • @goldenfade6332
    @goldenfade6332 7 років тому +6

    This the moment that killed my second play through, for the life of me couldn't do it. I have no idea how I did it the first time.

  • @bensrants6772
    @bensrants6772 7 років тому +19

    27:58 I have so many questions

  • @Realfakesnake
    @Realfakesnake 7 років тому +3

    That Thumbnail IS SO PERFECT

  • @BlkDragonian
    @BlkDragonian 7 років тому +31

    W O A H

  • @bornnoir
    @bornnoir 7 років тому +24

    Why would anyone dislike this.

  • @jamauln1
    @jamauln1 7 років тому +3

    This is just beyond satisfying.

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 6 років тому +5

    After what seems like hours over hours of dark souls I really wonder when she realizes that you can't just start drinking estus in the middle of the combat at 1 hp.

  • @thenemesisbean6796
    @thenemesisbean6796 7 років тому +1

    I was here for this and it was glorious.

  • @Captain__Harlock
    @Captain__Harlock 7 років тому +1

    Thank you so much I finally found a place that has there podcasts and streams.

  • @savagedice1184
    @savagedice1184 5 років тому +4

    SHE MISSED THE BRIDGE

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 6 років тому +5

    Man, I just feel bad for Canadians/Americans if their Domino's is that awful. The Domino's in Australia isn't great but at least I wouldn't describe it as being "sorrowful". Jesus Christ.

  • @technoskull
    @technoskull 7 років тому +45

    CAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS

  • @AegisREDflector
    @AegisREDflector 7 років тому +6

    Real talk tho, Paige is super right about fashion magazines.

  • @pixelwits7853
    @pixelwits7853 7 років тому +3

    At least we can count on her beating the archers first try next stream.

  • @superjail117755
    @superjail117755 7 років тому +13

    Let me get that stream *BONELESS*

  • @cyberrioter
    @cyberrioter 7 років тому +1

    I often think that I am too old for schadenfreude, but then I see something like this and I just laugh like a madman.

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse 7 років тому +9

    #relationshipGoals

  • @-Double-D-33
    @-Double-D-33 Місяць тому

    You pretty much invented the “subtle foreshadowing” meme

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 7 років тому +3

    12:11
    W H A H A P P E N

  • @Courtney2216
    @Courtney2216 6 років тому

    I remember watching this stream live and it was the best I have ever seen.

  • @ZiroZenStudios
    @ZiroZenStudios 4 роки тому +1

    “I am in just the shittiest mood.”
    Oh boy here we go.

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb 7 років тому +2

    I loved that Crash meme.

  • @karaokeskeleton6609
    @karaokeskeleton6609 6 років тому +1

    Much like Gwyn and the Kiln of the First Flame, Dominoes Pizza will have the most burnt ass crust and taste of sorrow of unfilled dreams. Their toppings will be like a forsaken son, and entire people fallen into nihilism. This is truly a Hollowborne Pizza

  • @OCMOOO
    @OCMOOO 7 років тому +1

    Mother of god it goes on for 38 minutes

  • @dragonMaster24921
    @dragonMaster24921 7 років тому +5

    funny thing is paige you still have to the BOSS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @SergioSource
      @SergioSource 7 років тому +3

      with the amount of damage she deals and probably summoning the bro she might just one/two shot it

  • @Figolett
    @Figolett 6 років тому +1

    Pat's laugh kills me everytime.

  • @cthulhuhoops
    @cthulhuhoops 6 років тому +1

    Yeah, that was pretty much my experience with the archers, too. I only got through them by pure dumb luck, and boy was I ever grateful.

    • @cthulhuhoops
      @cthulhuhoops 6 років тому

      Also, Elmo could sense his lies through time and bit him as he started shittalking the 2DS XL.

  • @WolfAnge23
    @WolfAnge23 3 місяці тому

    8:13 Damn it Pat I wasn’t ready for that

  • @SplodeyJesus
    @SplodeyJesus 7 років тому +2

    I wish I had this kind of relationship again... fuck

  • @Famygdala
    @Famygdala 7 років тому

    16:41 I have never seen anyone fuck themselves like that in all my years of screwing with people in Souls games. Poetry in motion.

  • @albertjester
    @albertjester 7 років тому +1

    god almighty. "let's play the section where footing and agility is critical. what weapon should we use? how about the biggest unwieldiest sword in the game, that fucking throws you around several feet every time you swing and sends you flying if it hits a wall." the fuck where they thinking?

  • @SinHurr
    @SinHurr 6 років тому

    16:41 is the greatest moment in all of Souls playthroughs.

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 7 років тому +5

    "There seems to be huge archers that bombard me with arrows. I should hold my sword extra tight while this shield, shield, shield, shield, on my back makes my stamina recover faster."

    • @felabugg1
      @felabugg1 7 років тому +10

      To be fair, you're fucked if you block anyway. The arrows knock you back super hard even if you do block them.

  • @neednolife
    @neednolife 5 років тому

    That intro alone is pure gold

  • @jjrambles683
    @jjrambles683 2 роки тому

    Because of this video, I was dreading getting to the archers when I played dark souls for the first time recently. Got through them on my fifth try lmao.

  • @pardonerfennel8884
    @pardonerfennel8884 6 років тому +1

    16:40 Sides in orbit.

  • @DuelistKoi93
    @DuelistKoi93 6 років тому

    Pat's laughter adds decades to my life

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 6 років тому +3

    16:41 I have never seen that happen b4 XD

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 6 років тому

    Love how Pat didn't tell her about The Darkmoon Tomb bonfire XD

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 6 років тому +1

    14:58 The unexpected edit.

  • @DingleDarn
    @DingleDarn 4 роки тому

    Paige at the time seemed to be unaware of the parry function, and the fact that Silver and Black Knights are pretty easy to use said function on.

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT 4 роки тому

    Pat being helpful by not mentioning the parry ONCE.

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 6 років тому

    I wanna hug these two so badly...
    And them ask them if I can be their unofficial adopted son with none of the responsibilities..

  • @JoeCoolMaveric
    @JoeCoolMaveric 6 років тому

    4:30-4:52
    Heh, it's almost like Pat says this stuff because he likes to get under people's skin...Unless it's happening to him, which in that case, he loses his god damn mind.
    Case in point:
    Woolie: somethingsomething like the zapping!
    Pat: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE ZAPPING SYSTEM IS ABOUT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU! DON'T! KNOW!!!!!!

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 7 років тому +1

    33:56
    but why tho? how? Why would you turn around and not attack the person wailing on you? Did she forget how to video game suddenly?

  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 6 років тому +1

    19:43 Crazy Talk!

  • @wilwhileaway
    @wilwhileaway 7 років тому

    Pat 'n Paige - THIS is the Tru Luv!

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 6 років тому

    And after this painful experience, her reward? Ornstein and Smough XD

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 7 років тому

    1:00 Paige officially goes hollow.

  • @oceanviolets1306
    @oceanviolets1306 3 роки тому

    Fun fact, you cant hit them with arrows, but you can poison them via poison arrows. It takes a while, but its an easy solution. The moss lady in the aqueduct sells them, you have to aim for the foot. There wont be damage numbers, but after a few you'll see them get poisoned. ENB showed this off

  • @Shawn_Boyce
    @Shawn_Boyce 6 років тому +3

    11:40 No really what killed her? nothing hit her she was running

  • @JollyJoker23
    @JollyJoker23 7 років тому

    I'm so fucking happy she hit the wall and fell off. My reaction was IDENTICAL to Pat's. god I love watching people go insane in Anor Londo...

  • @joebobby1412
    @joebobby1412 5 років тому +3

    OMG 14:59 killed me so hard. God damn it.