"tell us the difference between these two paiges" *i am shown a video of a normal paige stream, and then shown this video afterwards* "it's the same paige"
"He is a Senior in high school and he is eighteen. Listen, if J. Jonah Jameson needs pictures of Spiderman, you know what that means." I...do not. I don't know what that means at all Paige.
For real. I wondered for a little while how trash goblin Pat landed a babe like Paige, and then I got a taste of her personality, and it all made sense.
Watching angriestpat/peachsaliva is a journey from "How the fuck did this tiny dumpy man score such a hot babe" to "Jesus Christ how has pat not left paige on the side of a road before now?"
This is what parenting would be like if babies already knew how to talk.
@Something New They're both the baby, and elmo is the parent.
@Something New
Both are the babies and woolie is the parent.
@Something New I think they are 2 parts of the same baby. Paige is mentally a baby, whereas Pat is physically a baby.
And Woolie is the parent.
Paige is the baby
Pat would be the child
Woolie the parent
Elmo the grandpa having Vietnam flashbacks.
Hushhush
BABA is DRUNK
BABY is YOU
BABA is DRUNK
_____ is YOU
Game Over
Baba doesn't like that.
But if Baba...
But who is DRUNK?!
Pat:“Did you make new friends?”
Paige: “I DID”
The way she said that was so cute
Sounds like a child the way she said it lol
@@Judgementxxx Paige is pats sister AND daughter... How degenerate
All this time....I thought Paige was the catch. But now I see it was indeed Pat.
I mean, the poor girl drinks poison and eats glass. Should've clued you in a bit earlier.
@@Caidezes poor girl my ass darwinism is trying to weed out the ginger line. Thank God it hasn't happened yet
Pat was the true catch
Pat was the real catch. I'm fucking dying. This must be acknowledged as canon.
I thought her audio was in slow motion for a minute. Genuinely.
Now I'm kind of wondering how this might sound slowed down a bit...
speed
She sounds like her “normal” self at 2x speed
Only her brain.
Paige turns into a five year old when drunk, it’s adorable.
I should have guessed she was a secret little
That puts this weirdness into context
I mean she does drink wine from a sippy cup.
Page might be less coherent than her own child. XD
Pat stares at Paige forgetting how to drink water.
The long awaited sequel to the ham sandwich fight.
"tell us the difference between these two paiges"
*i am shown a video of a normal paige stream, and then shown this video afterwards*
"it's the same paige"
Turn the Paige
"100% toe to tip, that's a Paige"
“These are the same picture”
This is Cartoon Drunk! I didn't think real humans could get this level of intoxicated.
I thought so too before my stepdad got drunk.
@@josh-oo yeah mine beat me too dont worry
@@atmmachine11 I beat him, actually. He didn't remember it, on account of being so drunk.
You've obviously never gotten truly plastered then.
@@atmmachine11 yay abuse
Between these 2 I’m starting to think Elmo might be the smartest of the trio. Pat and Paige tie for dead last
Skelmo's smarter than the two of 'em and he don't even got a brain!
*don't give up, skeleton!*
@@pyropoyo SKULL JOKE!
My little ginger parents are so amazing
Paige is not little, she is big and strong
“Did you make a new friend?”
“I diiiiid”
God Paige sounds like that drunk voice you do when you pretend to be drunk except she actually is drunk
Man Paige has gotten really slow ever since she got her racecar bed.
Losing it over this exchange
“Paige, did you have fun today?”
“Uh-huh :)”
“Did you make new friends?”
“I did! :D”
Way too cute
"He is a Senior in high school and he is eighteen. Listen, if J. Jonah Jameson needs pictures of Spiderman, you know what that means."
I...do not. I don't know what that means at all Paige.
He required photographic evidence of spiderman doing wrong to validate his worldview.
~~Or pics of young prime male in form fitting bodysuit~~
@@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA pics of young prime male in form fitting bodysuit
You
Just
*Know*
I can't legally define pictures of Spiderman, but I know them when I see them.
"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson woman!"
-Pat, whenever Paige forgets to/refuses to drink water.
The perfect couple. No one can tell me any different.
For real. I wondered for a little while how trash goblin Pat landed a babe like Paige, and then I got a taste of her personality, and it all made sense.
they're so dysfunctional it turns around and becomes the ideal
And now they're officially married.
Congratulations.
And now, with a kid on the way. Holy shit.
This video is a gem that must be protected in a vault.
this is AMAZING, for gods sake someone animate this
YES!
Please no
Pat my prayers are with you.
But if paige is not water, paige ceases to beeeeeeeeeee
Paige fails to drink Gamer Girl bath water live on stream.
Unfortunate for her, she would of gotten super powers or a disease whichever is more likely.
Ether way she'd never be the same.
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OOPS! ALL Elmo Water!
I can only hope 2Snacks animates this.
Who would be Paige though
Steve Strohl I guess she could be spike?
Al Mac Sunset Shimmer
Yes sir,
Suddenly that sandwich debacle seems less insane
"If Jameson needs pictures of Spiderman you know what that means" *_WHAT DOES IT MEAN, PAIGE?!_*
Using the persona to convince the real person is my favorite part of this experience.
I think he was talking about her friend, better peach
While hilarious, yeah it's probably the friend he's referencing.
I can't believe you let Paige have a sip of wine
I thought she just sniffed it?
Why has this video not blown up again? This is what peek parent material sounds like. XD
When Pat has to be the responsible one.
In order to keep the balance we must now hear audio of Paige helping an incredibly drunk Pat
i would pay money for an audio recording of drunk pat asking her to marry him on their first date.
Paige's new friend is Sand
But they're not rough and course.
"Ssssssssssssssssanddddddddddddddd"
Sans
We need to protect her, but it's almost entirely from herself..
- Oh no video? thats kinda lame...
*listens to the thing*
- Oh thank god no video.
she protecc
she attacc
but most importantly ,
I think she might be on cracc
At first i was worried, then i read the in the description:
''The video has been replaced to protect the innocent and dumb''
... i feel better now.
i'm sad we don't have a visual to accompany this symphony, but i can understand it would have been compromising
The genuine happiness in "I DID"
I'm so glad that when it comes down to it Pat will always be there for his sister in her time of need
I hope their kid finds these videos.
Wow Paige is friends with Sans from Undertale? That’s amazing!
This is the quality content I have been searching UA-cam for.
I did not expect to hear Pat dealing with a drunk toddler, this is gold lmao.
We've reached the pinnacle.
We've reached a pinnacle. Not sure which, but it's a pinnacle
Its all downhill from here.
Peach is basically Diavolo when she’s drunk, taking about sober Peach likes she’s Doppio or some shit.
Watching angriestpat/peachsaliva is a journey from "How the fuck did this tiny dumpy man score such a hot babe" to "Jesus Christ how has pat not left paige on the side of a road before now?"
Virgil says stay hydrated.
This is the real reason why we need to stop skeletons from fighting
I saw "pat stares at paige's big..." and was shocked for a second.
Even with the full title I'm pretty sure it's an innuendo
not the marriage titty
Holy shit Paige really is Aqua irl.
*slowly takes off sunglasses*
mother of god...
Pat would make a great parent. Drunk Paige makes a great child.
this comment is funnier considering he is a dad now.
(and he is in fact a good dad)
She's so drunk she sounds like the voice people do when they're pretending to be drunk!
"Yoooou're SICK! Iiiii'm well!!"
"WuhliewuzVEEEEEEERY upseeet" is gold
I'm so glad this got recommended to me again. To look at their past, this now happy married couple
Oh sure, she'll drink that water but Elmo Water isn't good enough for her.
This is by far my favourite clip of paige and pat 😂😂
I have had this on a loop for at least 30 mins.
This shit is like vitamins for my soul.
This is golden
Is it just me, or is this fucking adorable?
How nice of Pat to be the designated adult of the relationship.
You start to understand why Pat is the way he is around her.
She could literally just explode at a moment's notice.
Thank you Pat, the world needed this archived
God I HOPE their son finds this
"and then just put-HELP ME."
you need pairings that support each other no matter what adventures they have.
This is what a real woman acts like. Get over it!
VVymyn you mean lol
HEY UM HOW CAN THIS ENTIRE THING BE MADE INTO MY RINGTONE?????????????
www.dropbox.com/s/8abv9l2vqw4zb1w/Pat%20Stares%20At%20Paige%27s%20Big%20Adventure.mp3?dl=0 heres the mp3 youre welcome lol
"PUH IN MA MAAAAAUGHHHH" lmao holy shit
I legit thought this video was slowed down before I heard Pat talking in normal speed.
I can't believe Pat is forcing her to drink the gamer girl bathwater
now this is the content I signed up for
What an awesome time to be alive, she already drinks at an AH level, I can't wait for the next con you guys are gonna be at
Nice of the little big brother to help his big little sister
Drunkenness shouldn't be this wholesome
Man Pat lucked out super hard. He's got the kind of girlfriend that gets super cute when she's drunk/tired.
"Did you have fun today?"
"I DIB"
Pat: gotta make content of my drunk gf but I can't embarrass her to much.
when drunk steryotype is based on life.🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃
And now they’re engaged
This is the single most greatest recording I have ever heard.
this is your best content to date.
This needs to be shown at the wedding
Jesus Christ, Paige drunk sounds just like my mother when she's drunk. My condolences to you, Pat
"Did you make a new friend?"
"....saNs...."
The SOIDERMAN tweet makes more sense now!
... I mean, a *little* bit more.
Pat Stares at End of Zoe brought me here....worth it!
I never thought Pat would choose today to die...
Can't wait for the animation.
You are a good man Pat. The patience of a God!
God I love them so much, this is so wholesome
I've watched this like 10 times now. It's so good.
Someone needs to animate this lmao
Oh dear god this needs to be animated super hard. Plague? 2Snacks?
She gotta stop having those shots of beer
This might be peak entertainment
PROTECT HER. FOREVER.
Listening to this in 0.5 speed is a literal nightmare.
Drink the water. HELP ME
You have to drink Elmo's water. It's the only way.
I hope someone animates this soon
Show this to your kids when they need the talk about drinking