11:31 as someone who's got a prosthetic leg, i would un-ironically get shot in the knee. I've been looking for an excuse to get a second prosthetic anyway to complete the drip, like there's no reason not to
Lose all One Piece knowledge cause all id forget is the name Luffy and that there’s an anime about pirates. And being a fan of both this channel and Alpharad Deluxe, I’ll regain it very quickly, since that’s where I got it in the first place
about the one at 3:15, waterboarding sucks because of how drawn out it is, and electrocution sucks because it is extremely painful as it fries all of your nerves. i would choose electrocution because at least its kind fast
9:50 my guess is that most of the users were children. So like when you're 14, you'd obviously prefer to date a 12 year old, rather than 80. Still, probably a whole lotta suspects
somebody tell minecraft matthew that if he wants to know if hes got a shot at being on the bald podcast then he’d better check up on his mom’s dad’s hair situation instead
at first i was going to complain about you saying you'd rather die than be named kevin but then i heard the hideki naganuma music so now i forgive you you are very funny and cool and your music taste is great :) tbh kevin is a pretty sucky name lmao nobody i know is named kevin................nobody...........definitely....
People just trying to have fun: "Stopping time is a really cool ability to mess around with in fiction." That one guy who always takes hypotheticals way too seriously: "Uhm, ackshually, stopping time would cause the entire planet to explode due to the sudden force of even taking just one step in an infinitely small amount of time." **pushes up glasses**
would you rather hear dash’s anti-persperant joke or the best joke from this episode? (trick question)
69th like baybeee
They are one and the same
that's so true
I pick "or"
i would like to hear "sea of thieves dude" "nuts fit in your mouth" on loop for the rest of my life
11:31 as someone who's got a prosthetic leg, i would un-ironically get shot in the knee. I've been looking for an excuse to get a second prosthetic anyway to complete the drip, like there's no reason not to
Style is pain
Based
Actual chad
Complete the outfit.
Would you rather check him live or be a member of the VOD Squad?
Both
Holy epic that’s so awesome
Would you rather watch this video or the friends we made along the way??
Watch the friends????
@@hurikain213 stalking is pretty funny
@@thickboi9652 very wholesome
Watching friends is creepy bro
Ah yes, the obvious answer lmao
"Get one million dollars and have a 5% chance to die"
Depressed people : I see no issue here
I'd take it if it was 50% instead of 5%
THE Minecraft Matthew. Two legends coming together for this video
Would you rather lose all knowledge of One Piece or gain all knowledge of My Hero Academia?
Being able to read one piece for the first time again? Heck yeah
@@Jfernandez02 it says all knowedge of, so you'd forget it exists and then when you learn about it you'll be like "that's too long, I don't wanna"
Lose all One Piece knowledge cause all id forget is the name Luffy and that there’s an anime about pirates. And being a fan of both this channel and Alpharad Deluxe, I’ll regain it very quickly, since that’s where I got it in the first place
Lose all knowledge of one piece so I can experience it for the first time again
I can gain all knowledge of my hero and then never watch it anyway lol
I'm mostly deaf in one ear and colorblind. Literally seeing the world in a shade of red (maybe?) And barely hearing people when they speak. Lol
its the guy from the video!
07:57
" one is guaranteed death and the other makes you an icon for a religion"
I can't tell which is which
I was in this chat. That made me feel good. Because I checked him live
Oh yeah... I bet man. Okay sure!
yoooo
ok but Minecraft Matthew has banger humour lol
Would you rather watch his vods or drive a jeep like Jawsh?
would you rather stop being bald or have jawsh complain to you?
The music is so loud I cant hear Dash's anti-persperant joke
6:40 i had the exact same reaction to the bone one when i was playing this with a couple friends and everybody looked at me like i was psycho
about the one at 3:15, waterboarding sucks because of how drawn out it is, and electrocution sucks because it is extremely painful as it fries all of your nerves. i would choose electrocution because at least its kind fast
the background music is so hype in this video altrive
It's almost too hype lmao
@@churrocharcharm I think it needs more trap remixes 😈
Hell yeah the Visual Studio Code Emmet abbreviation for a quotation mark is the best prefix and suffix for a name (")
15:10 based Persona 2 Innocent Sin battle theme
holyyyyyyyy shit he used music from a persona game that isn't 5? I can't believe this
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas not only that but a Persona game before 3
@@ovensmuggler5207 i wish i could say something funnier, possibly funnier than dash's antipespirant joke
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas that is not possible
@@ovensmuggler5207 which is the public's reaction to the unveiling of the impossible burger
14:01 why is altrive just sitting there... vibrating?
People can come back from drowning, so it can verifiably be considered worse, because people have been stuck by lightning and lived.
Browser games are absolute hits.
what
"sea of thieves dude"
me playing SoT while watching the video: THAT'S ME!
I saw Minecraft Matthew and immediately thought he was a cardboard cutout
He's right, Tupac is alive in Serbia, he sells me pork
3:30 JESUS CHRIST EDITOR
I dont think people would choose the kanye route anymore
Would your rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games but no games?
That’s a reference
@@PeanutDragon NO!!! NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!
exceptional music choice for this one
The replication thing would be better for me because I honestly don't need more time in my day. They drag on long enough already.
would you rather never be able to go bald or have nobody beleive you
9:50 my guess is that most of the users were children. So like when you're 14, you'd obviously prefer to date a 12 year old, rather than 80. Still, probably a whole lotta suspects
7:57
"How to Jesus: 2 ways, 1 go"
that trumpet hittin
pikuniku and lethal league music in one video peak fiction
Society on science, because science go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
6:30 i literally had the red option happen to me i was just on enough funny chemicals that i didn’t feel anything
91% to 9%!? 9:40
BRUUUH
💀💀💀💀
Depends on how the 12 year old looks
HUH!?@@hodrn_
@@LopousLIVE yeah
Minecraft Matthew looks like a cardboard cutout
4:53 first thing I thought of was El Sueño, honest drug dealer
yoo banger soundline
somebody tell minecraft matthew that if he wants to know if hes got a shot at being on the bald podcast then he’d better check up on his mom’s dad’s hair situation instead
what is the song at 6:15?
No jawsh = no complaining
Why is Sonic Chronicle's Cetral City the Outro song???
welcome back to the bald podcast
Gaming like playing a Virtual Boy
Jack Bros babyyyyy
why would you ever want to be named kevin
anyone know the song that starts at 6:08
Something from kingdom hearts
Holy shit is that diamond armor Mii amiibo Minecraft Matthew?
What is the song at 6:10
When you’re named kevin.
Music selection is poppin'
Personally I'd choose barely hear people when they speak, because that doesn't mean everything would be quiet, just people
That one dating one
Legit
Criminals
Yo is that Lethal Leage Blaze music? Awesome
i thought minecraft mathew was a cardboard cutout for a sec
God I forgot the raw dopamine that comes from an altrive video since...
I haven't watched one since among us...
6:04 kingdom hearts
Would you rather antiperspirant
using persona 2 music is crazy. How did you get music from a game that doesn't exist
anyone know the song name from 6:07?
The song is "Acceleration" by fox capture plan
@@willnglee THANK YOU
@@willnglee ok bud what u gonna do steal my fkn job next.......... people these days.................
i was forced to have a spoon of cinnamon in primary school
YOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FRICK ITS FUNKY BEATS
Holy shit the song at 6:30 is that kaiji
As someone named Kevin.
True.
Would you rather 65 quadrillion dollars or to check him live?
Minecraft matthew looks like your older brother
Lethal League!!!!!!!!!
The thumbnail 💀💀💀
shade of red is just nevada im pretty sure
I love Minecraft Matthew! Hit!
4:52 its breaking bad
would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games
Call me Kevin: I pick die.
Persona 2!!!!!!
did Colin edit this the music is way too loud. 10/10
Come on man thats not very cash money of you to say
@@caseys2cold Sounds kinda 10/10 to me
wait the bald podcast wasn’t real
is this really the one and only minecraft matthew????????????
Welcome to the bald podcast
Would you rather see the return of Minecraft Matthew or get 1 billion dollars?
I chose Matthew so you're welcome guys 😎
Would you rather theirs based prisons or theyres based prisons
is that lethal league intro music?
hyoe lethal league blaze intro
Holy fuck why is altrive next to a guy from squid game
I would rather
What is that trap remix of Resetti's theme?
Dude obviously the spider pit you could just crush them they die so much easier
Jokes on you my name is already Kevin
Same
91% is … alright then.
at first i was going to complain about you saying you'd rather die than be named kevin but then i heard the hideki naganuma music so now i forgive you you are very funny and cool and your music taste is great :)
tbh kevin is a pretty sucky name lmao nobody i know is named kevin................nobody...........definitely....
Erm actually stopping time would bring about instantaneous universal heat death and you should totally not do that ever 🤓
People just trying to have fun: "Stopping time is a really cool ability to mess around with in fiction."
That one guy who always takes hypotheticals way too seriously: "Uhm, ackshually, stopping time would cause the entire planet to explode due to the sudden force of even taking just one step in an infinitely small amount of time." **pushes up glasses**
6:16 be a sociopath or be an average male
yo i'm yiiking out right now fr
Would you rather? Yes or no
From 4:45, the music's too loud. I just straight-up can't hear what they're saying from around 5:00 onward.
nice video altrive
Took too long to answer the bald not choice
14:24 didn't Elvis die of an overdose?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE ANSWER TO THE GILF QUESTION
EITHER THE ANSWERERS ARE ALL KIDS OR ...
algorithm