Also if you are wondering how I know when this video came out so recently that I couldn't have watched the whole thing it's because I checked him live and saw it already live
I got made fun of for saying I liked Diogenes during this stream but Jawsh choosing to make fun of me was out of my control so I won’t let it upset me because I’m a stoic and I have no enemies
What I was Expecting: Funny Singing Monsters making references. What I got: Jawsh *SCREAMING* over the stream and Funny Singing Monsters. I'm pretty certain he has enemies now.
This video has no enemies cause of the awesome manscaped sponsorship including the performance package 4 which is an absolute game changer for your hygiene needs
There is a mushroom monster in this game called sqout who canonically kidnaps little insect monsters and brutally beats them up to make drum music which gives them ptsd. They have no enemies, only victims.
I just love that my man altrive is sponsored. I went away for a bit but now I'm back and watching him be sponsored on youtube just makes me feel good :)
if I had a nickel for every time I saw a popular UA-camr coincedentally reference Rhythm Thief, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it' weird that it happened twice
it's such a shame this video flopped in the view department, this is one of my favorite videos by you! i go back to it like every other week, and i die laughing every time
in my head MSM stands for my singing monsters. the msm composer app was sick (my memory told me it was free looked at it relatively recently and it wasn’t :( still cool though).
Jawsh complaining about philosophy is insane considering the stream where he ranted about Plato and the platonic forms for an hour. Jawsh should start reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.
I loved this video but I could hardly hear any of the islands over jawsh and the rest of the fellas talking about how little amount of enemies they have
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Ok
Hi wholesome
Get that bag king
Bro commented one day ago
Stay on the grind and keep the enemies away
This feels the same as joining a friend group with preexisting in-jokes and being left on your own to piece things together
ONE PIECE!!!
i couldn't have explained it better
We did it guys we solved parasociality
enemy-having behavior
Guys I am in the friend group because I am personal friends with Dash. Not parasocial.
Now hear me out
You have no enemies, but no one believes you
Im stoic 🗿
and you die in 10 years
smashing that button 100%
I push the button because whether or not other people believe me is not important because I’m not affected by things outside of my control.
@@Jscon864I don't believe you
before this video, i had many enemies. after this video has shown me the ways of stoicism, i no longer have enemies. thank you dash.
before this video, i had no enemies. after this video, your enemies came to me and now i have enemies
@@Banan_Man_ what the fuck are those emojis
You’re my enemy
I read that as "thank you death" and I mean...it works.
Jawsh comparing himself to Shadow the Hedgehog made everything make sense.
There’s no dislikes on this video cause Altrive has no enemies.
I have changed that.
@@buttermaster5236you're not his enemy, because he doesn't have any. He's too wholesome.
there are 48 dislikes...
altrive does not consider these dislikers enemies
Altrive kinda seems like the type of guy to have no enemies (he is too wholesome), but idk, I’ll have to check him live to find out
Just wait until he speaks of lions and/or pokemon
Coming into this stream from the Alpharad raid, my brain was so fried after the 2 hours of listening to "I have no enemies, I'm stoic"
This is one of the most mentally insane Altrive videos and that's really saying something
Also if you are wondering how I know when this video came out so recently that I couldn't have watched the whole thing it's because I checked him live and saw it already live
It's not insane it's stoic.
@@vinniepowell7438 So true bestie
Every time I hear the word stoic I just think about payday where stoicism means drinking whiskey to become invincible
@@LostBlade776i don’t have besties because emotions cloud my judgement and i don’t have enemies because i’m a stoic because it is what it is
The "Louvre Invasion" and "Goodbye to a World" performances could have honestly been anything and I wouldn't be able to tell over the gang's bickering
I got made fun of for saying I liked Diogenes during this stream but Jawsh choosing to make fun of me was out of my control so I won’t let it upset me because I’m a stoic and I have no enemies
Finally, stoic nihilistic content creators that I can watch (not enjoy, because enjoyment is meaningless)
I’m not quite sure what happened in this video but I do know that Dash has no enemies, and that’s pretty wholesome.
I couldnt hear 90% of the songs over Jawsh ranting and Altrive laughing 10/10
i should check him live...
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Why would someone so wholesome have any enemies?
What I was Expecting: Funny Singing Monsters making references.
What I got: Jawsh *SCREAMING* over the stream and Funny Singing Monsters.
I'm pretty certain he has enemies now.
He has no enemies he's stoic
@@Primarina341 damn you right
She singing on my monsters till I have no enemies
Altrive has no enemies, jawsh has complained so much that he is enemies.
This video has no enemies cause of the awesome manscaped sponsorship including the performance package 4 which is an absolute game changer for your hygiene needs
Wow i should buy a razor from manscaped
pray to god you have good aim or else you will lose the game of life in 3 seconds@@sharkyyy134_bs2
There is a mushroom monster in this game called sqout who canonically kidnaps little insect monsters and brutally beats them up to make drum music which gives them ptsd. They have no enemies, only victims.
I love how you can never actually hear the songs over Jawsh complaining
Did Josh like, not take his pills today? This is like, the “Jawsh Unfiltered Experience.”
I’m guessing he watched Vinland Saga season 2
@@Junya01 one might say he has no enemies
white girls "try not to say like every 2 milliseconds" challenge (impossible)
@@RevenantNeverDies erm, I’ll have you know that I’m like, actually not a girl, broski. I’m literally just a Californian dude. Like, come on
@@RevenantNeverDies like, dude it sounds like you might like I dunno, have enemies or like something like that
Oh the misery. Every single person is my enemy
Can we rename this video to this video has no enemies (jawsh yelling for 18 minutes)
I randomly got this in my recommended and good lord "I don't think Mr. Beast has any enemies aged like bananas and milk
Fr at least a million people disliking his videos🤣
Guys I can confirm, he has no enemies.
Joker Persona would never have enemies
Shoutout to the VOD where you said there was no way you could make this a video
Of course Jawsh is the average Reddit atheist. We could tell by how much he complains and ignores reality.
I never thought I’d see the day where altrive got a genuine ball hair sponsor
Trying to watch a youtuber read a manscaped ad without picturing their clean shaven balls
This video feels like “you have Uno”
Jaws having no enemies for 18 minutes and 29 seconds
I love the videos where Jawsh is just going insane
dude I'm so happy there's another one of these videos theyre my favourite
Happiest I've seen jawsh in a while
6:52 I AM UNDERSOUPTALE SO HYPE 🤩
I FREAKING LOVE MY SINGING MONSTERS!
i am enemies with this vi- *gets shot 50 morbillion times in the chest*
This video has as many enemies as Mr. Altrive could ever have
He’s too wholesome
I couldn’t even hear any of the songs. As someone who had no enemies, I’ve changed my mind this video is my enemy
I cant believe this video has no enemies
I just love that my man altrive is sponsored. I went away for a bit but now I'm back and watching him be sponsored on youtube just makes me feel good :)
The first couple minutes before the ad read felt like a fever dream
Saying "Ladies and Gentlemen" as a beginning to a Manscaped ad is rather ironic lmao
quoting vinland saga in the title but putting vagabond in the thumbnail is definitely a thing you did
The Musashi thumbnail is a mental flashbang
I cant stop thinking about altrives balls now after that manscaped ad
The fact y’all were talking over all of these songs makes me think I’m your enemy
The shadow comparison knocked me out
Cris chan recycling is epic
this was the steam of all time
I have no enemies that are currently alive
if I had a nickel for every time I saw a popular UA-camr coincedentally reference Rhythm Thief, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it' weird that it happened twice
I know a person that's like endlessly obsessed with Rhythm Thief so I just can't see rhythm thief normally anymore
I came for the funny meme songs
I stayed for the pseudophilosophical discussion (because it didnt let me hear the funny meme songs)
The stoic and inscrutable Duncan
your uncle is watching and glad you have NO enemies.
Before this video, I watched a video about developer trolling. After watching this video, I have no enemies.
there were a lot of games I thought this video would be based on the thumbnail and title, My Singing Monsters was somehow not one of them.
This is incomprehensible
it's such a shame this video flopped in the view department, this is one of my favorite videos by you! i go back to it like every other week, and i die laughing every time
ikr hearing jawsh yapping and screaming is my fave kind of content
Another slithera classic
jawsh really said that he's a stoic because he listens to classical music after calling turkish march fur elise
I couldn't finish this video, Jawsh is actually my enemy bro
I feel like I'm having an aneurism and getting dementia while watching this video.
Vinland Saga changed Jawsh's life to not be Dream's enemy
i want to show this to my friend after she gets out of jail she’ll be so confused
never expected a Vagabond thumbnail and a VinlandSaga title on an Altrive Plus video of all things
this is one of my favorite videos
in my head MSM stands for my singing monsters. the msm composer app was sick (my memory told me it was free looked at it relatively recently and it wasn’t :( still cool though).
This was a complete fever-dream as someone who has not consumed one iota of deltarune-related media
WHAT DOES BEING STOIC MEAN??? IS THIS A REFERENCE??? WHHAAATTTTTT
@Amodh1257 stoicism is not from deltarune is valuable information
Stoic is a real word and not from any specific media.
Jawsh is my favorite singing monster in this video
Jawsh was saying words
Much like Shadow, I am.
thinking about alrtrive shaving his balls now
I can't wait until Jawsh discovers Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum
this video is what aderall feels like
this video has 9 enemies
This Jawsh guy has no enemies
On that vinland saga type beat
Jawsh probably enjoyed Bioshock Infinite
i want to tear out my eyesockets
Jawsh single handedly bringing back Internet Bloodsports and I gotta tell you, it's just as bad as the first time round. 10/10
Jawsh complaining about philosophy is insane considering the stream where he ranted about Plato and the platonic forms for an hour. Jawsh should start reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.
I have no enemies because i use antiperspirant
Got an antiperspirant ad watching this video, funniest part
I watched the Chris chan video and I won't say it ruined my day because I'm a stoic and it is what it is
No way I get to watch the vod and the video the same day
Try not to think about altrive's clean balls when he talks about manscaped challenge (impossible difficulty)
Nothing to do with Vinland Saga okay, good to know
I loved this video but I could hardly hear any of the islands over jawsh and the rest of the fellas talking about how little amount of enemies they have
Guys I don’t know if you guys have thought about this, but I think altrive might not have ANY enemies 😱😱😱
Altrive kinda Looks like Ralphie from the magic school bus
I was legit expecting more amogus
I wonder if this guy has any enemies
For not being upset about it, jawsh is quite upset about it all the time. Jesus, I can't even hear the msm
The ad read in impact font
Jawsh is a SCP.
This is the worst day of my life