Half of these questions are like: "Would you rather die a slow and painful death while you watch your family get tortured, or get tickled a bit," and expect us to have a hard time deciding.
being in an anime is the high risk/reward option. you either get magical disaster-ed out of existence or be able to eventually f***ing kill god with enough determination
I love how all of altrive's would you related thumbnails have one option that leads to immense pain and suffering and then the second option of jumping off a cliff or something
Shoutouts to twippyy at 29:32 for the chat message "hell or LA" that was a fire chat message. and I chose hell obviously I've been to LA and I don't wanna go back.
1:25 this makes me wonder if you went back to the civil war and flew a jet over and fired one missle would they all just give up as long as you dont tell them that you dont actually have that much ammo and cant make more because i think just the bluff of "yeah ive got 10 more of these in the back" might make them reconsider as fast as the japanese did when we dropped the atom bomb (which to be fair, after the first they were like "yeah, we can still take you" but after the second they were like "nah, it aint worth it")
For anyone curious but too lazy to check, in the punching every hour vs prison question, it would amount to a total of 43,800 punches across all five years.
4:00 I'm gonna go with Phineas and Ferb because I wanna try out their fun inventions and Phineas and Ferb regularly let the townspeople participate in their shenanigans
19:40 the red is basically what i deal with being autistic. I’m extremely sensitive to textures, visuals, and sound to the point I can’t go specific places because I can’t deal with them sensory wise and I have to take my headphones everywhere, and it also makes me a picky eater because I can’t deal with the textures of certain foods. I don’t know if it counts as poor motor control but i am extremely clumsy and my therapist says it’s probably autism related. I accidentally knock things over all the time and I manage to trip over nothing to the point I fall over while walking at least 4 times a week.
I blanked out at the beginning and thought "man I recognize this dudes voice" and then realized he said Don not Dom. He said Oklahoma and I thought I was going crazy. Then checked an wow oh ok
11:12 id love this actually. Ive always wanted a way to sound cuter but cant commit myself to cuter speech patterns or voice training. This would give me a solution.
19:26 Look I was in the hospital a week ago and I had access to any channel tv and I tried it for 2 minutes then never touched it again. I don't know what any of these channels are and there's no way to get something I specifically wanted to watch to be showing. I've been spoiled by the convenience of streaming services and just picking what you want to watch. I'm going with the library, I like books, and they have comfy couches.
21:28 lol i love that i just noticed the oddloop rip from silvagunner banger certified
I frown when the video doesn’t just start with “yo check me live”
I remember getting banned in twitch chat for saying Arnold schwarznegger
yeah
F
Deserved
i got banned for saying i was stream sniping in fortnite, and then for jawsh
Real
Being a fan of Altrive Plus is like being a fan of Altrive but (plus)
altrive minus
become a fan and get less content in quantity and in length
@@thegreatjan we need to convince him to make another channel asap
Either that or renaim the other one
Half of these questions are like:
"Would you rather die a slow and painful death while you watch your family get tortured, or get tickled a bit," and expect us to have a hard time deciding.
I don’t like being tickled
this isn't hard at all it's the former!
I love the moment of clarity as he remembers that the question is about Calvin and Hobbes
Seeing don say boat and not hear Cade or one of the other boys scream boat after him or force a laugh gave me hella whiplash
boat
Dad is one of the funniest people on the internet
I thought that too until mine left
Would you rather be a fan of Altrive Plus
Or
Be able to go outside like a normal person ever again
❗️ALTRIVE PLUS ❗️outside scary
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Yooooo that's Don Dad_as_heck from Friends without Benefits!!
4:13 what's funny is that the planes movies weren't even made by Pixar, they were made by Disney but are in the same universe as the Cars franchise
being in an anime is the high risk/reward option. you either get magical disaster-ed out of existence or be able to eventually f***ing kill god with enough determination
I love how all of altrive's would you related thumbnails have one option that leads to immense pain and suffering and then the second option of jumping off a cliff or something
Shoutouts to twippyy at 29:32 for the chat message "hell or LA" that was a fire chat message. and I chose hell obviously I've been to LA and I don't wanna go back.
it depends on how the logic of touching red works, i don't want to pick it and then have all my blood expelled from my body
I wanna believe it's like a magnet
if u pick the red option and then paint urself blue will it magnetize to u? @duane2881
I'd rather catch him live, but youtube is great too!
*I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS*
Don't Care!
JAWSH WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE?!?
Do I hear complaining?
of course he's complaint... Silly josh.... What a goof
TOXIC
25:08 I’m pretty sure that episode had a throwaway line insinuating that they once did, in fact, pick Kuma
Dismissing Confucius because you can't speak Chinese, but forgetting that Jesus probably spoke Hebrew.
“Oh boy girls in anime have the biggest boobs”
-Isaac Newton
1:25 this makes me wonder if you went back to the civil war and flew a jet over and fired one missle would they all just give up as long as you dont tell them that you dont actually have that much ammo and cant make more because i think just the bluff of "yeah ive got 10 more of these in the back" might make them reconsider as fast as the japanese did when we dropped the atom bomb (which to be fair, after the first they were like "yeah, we can still take you" but after the second they were like "nah, it aint worth it")
Dash has so many random bits of knowledge it’s great
20:11 @WillNgLee YOU'RE INSANE YOU ARE NOT LETTING THAT SILVAGUNNER FLINTSTONE SNOW HALATION GET PAST ME LMAOOOO
13:14 : Bruh that's literally just becoming a Rotom
On alpharad plus, jo said content (like entertainment) instead of content (like active.) This has just happened to dash on altrive plus
Yeah that was funny
@@zhoubiden6003 almost as funny as the antiperspirant joke. almost.
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for
14:52 i think they meant if you could freeze time you would have 1 hour to find her and, well, you know...
For anyone curious but too lazy to check, in the punching every hour vs prison question, it would amount to a total of 43,800 punches across all five years.
Shoutouts to the muted Narwhal Song accompanying Altrive’s dialogue
Altrive looks like if Joker was hot
4:38 Lilo and Stitch is a Disney cartoon and an anime
4:00 I'm gonna go with Phineas and Ferb because I wanna try out their fun inventions and Phineas and Ferb regularly let the townspeople participate in their shenanigans
I love the Mario/Sonic sound effects to indicate which option was chosen, so nice
If I could live in an anime, I'd live in neon genesis Evangelion, and I would be really depressed, and then I would end the world and die painfully.
2:45 I’m taking a physics class, that isn’t how it works.
Confucius is Chinese? Bro, Jesus was speaking Aramaic in Judea.
Man that narwhal song triggered a memory
23:16 Wilbur Soot
BRO-
1:18 no question I'm giving George Washington 2 miniguns he was already a beast in the war
Damn i forgot how funny altrive is. Since he left alpharad plus I've gotten to the water 7 arc in one piece and now he's literally like me frfr
5:25
Read this again to yourself as:
"Eat 5 spiders or Have a Meat Lair"
19:40 the red is basically what i deal with being autistic. I’m extremely sensitive to textures, visuals, and sound to the point I can’t go specific places because I can’t deal with them sensory wise and I have to take my headphones everywhere, and it also makes me a picky eater because I can’t deal with the textures of certain foods. I don’t know if it counts as poor motor control but i am extremely clumsy and my therapist says it’s probably autism related. I accidentally knock things over all the time and I manage to trip over nothing to the point I fall over while walking at least 4 times a week.
"Yo, you were toast on Thursday" crazy sentence
Muscle blues persona 4 at 23:37! I love persona! (I have not played persona 1 or 2 and I do not intend to)
i cannot tell if you’re making fun of persona fans or if this is sincere which is a serious testament to the bizarre state of the persona fandom
@@trystero1729 well I'll let you decide which one it is for yourself, skippy
Narwhal song has been my alarm for the past 6 years
Wtf
Old memes really hit better, don't they?
YOOOO I love Dad. He came home with the (lactose free) milk.
18:45 You could have guaranteed painless poops though
Now that I know that Dad's been at Altrive's place I really wanna know what he thought about the $300 toaster
I was NOT expecting Toradora! Portable music in here what the heck. Hell yeah though i love toradora and i love fwob
I blanked out at the beginning and thought "man I recognize this dudes voice" and then realized he said Don not Dom. He said Oklahoma and I thought I was going crazy. Then checked an wow oh ok
“Be British” or “Become free”
The thumbnail says a lot, so I am gonna become British because I am already British
went from watching a new video with don to watching a new video with don?! tis a good day!!!
22:09 I never have typed LOL or anything like it (except for now), and I have not once in my life used an emoji.
18:35 while i am a Muslim that is a w choice to not answer it, never get into religious arguments
They talked about being superman, but they described being homelander
4:59 i would choose anime simply because of Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
The bad conductor got me on the floor
11:12 id love this actually. Ive always wanted a way to sound cuter but cant commit myself to cuter speech patterns or voice training. This would give me a solution.
Your favorite anime reincarnated with my smartphone is getting a second season it’s wholesome.
That thumbnail got me like:
Cheeky bugger
1:02 Oden is not Oden if it is not boiled.
this but with jawsh would feed families
anyone got the song at 16:30? really interesting choice, goofy yet calm. sounds like old nick jr or Disney playhouse energy
Anyone else like looking at their old chat messages and cringing at how high they were
I miss when the thumbnail said "Become British, or Die"
19:26 Look I was in the hospital a week ago and I had access to any channel tv and I tried it for 2 minutes then never touched it again. I don't know what any of these channels are and there's no way to get something I specifically wanted to watch to be showing. I've been spoiled by the convenience of streaming services and just picking what you want to watch.
I'm going with the library, I like books, and they have comfy couches.
DAD SAID BOAT SOUND THE ALARM
The thumbnail saying “Become british or jump off a cliff”:
Me, who’s already british so this doesn’t apply to me:
The last time I heard the Narwhal song was in the fourth grade. How the hell does Altrive know that song?!
everyone knows that song because its awesome
dad the GOAT
15:00 Pizza Mozzarella???!!!?!
The toast edit is such great foreshadowing
If Altrive is literally Joker Persona 5 then why does this video use Persona 3 music instead of Persona 5 music? Checkmate, atheists.
22:46 double based, count me in on that too
I could never live without the Nintendo switch, I'll just see my future
First time I've heard about Watsky since I was in middle school, the man has taste
DC really made being gay one of Superman's weaknesses
Bro chose superman but choose to become homelander
At 12:51 the 40 pound weight on your shoulders constantly is just my backpack for school 💀
Finally, someone funny
13:27 be a vampire or be rotom
If you could haunt appliances do computers count because then I would become the AI overlord lol
what is Dad doing here he should be playing more poker with Major
27:23 i would rather have one of my hands cut off than have that happen
6:11 now I know was an example of necrophilia is.
You already know what id choose
The old internet vibes from the comments on these are hilarious
i would rather
You could change the past to where you invested in a huge company
14:29 Za Warudo vs. Kiss
am I hearing oddloop with mario 64s soundfont???
bro got silvagunnered
0:23 my hair is blue i dont even get the choice
outro music is back again, all is right in the world, but i fear it way soon be taken away from us on the mere whim of a pikmin :(
Would you rather watch this video or catch him live? (But no one believes you)
Super Bowl tickets can sell for up to 15k, Im taking the lifetime supply and selling that shit
Disney cartoon Gravity falls because then you could enter the portal that leads to Rick and Morty's multiverse
4:20 you could be in owl house and do magic and shit
OH GOD NOT AGAIN ITS PRESS THE BUTTON 2
Pinkie pie could solo Gandalf any day of the week