I want to bring up that we keep bringing up Dash's antiperspirant joke, but we don't know what it is. We do know that the One Piece caused Gol D. Roger's crew to break down laughing at the sight, but we don't know what it is. Therefore, Dash's antiperspirant joke is the one piece. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
0:31 So they finally make another Castlevania game very clearly in the style of SotN where you explore the castle(s), and there's really good music, and you find a lot of cool relics, and the bosses actually put up a fight this time... but it's made by Konami. I mean I dunno
16:40 Ive always wanted hover boots Not like 'fly off the ground' type stuff I wanna leviate looking like im not off the ground and move around T or A posing and calling everyone a spy
2:55 no one on tumblr would press that, because thats called losing tumblr. Being famous on tumblr is losing, so you lose and then also dont get to keep playing
6:21 just... like... get a shit ton of something really expensive for free, then sell it, then have a ton of money and MASSIVELY fund a college in the town you want to live in so that it has insanely amazing dorms...
IF YOU CHANGE IT SO THE DINOSAURS LIVE WE GET DENNIS HOPPER KOOPA AND TWO HUMAN PLUMBERS last named mario WILL HAVE TO STOP HIM AND SAVE PRINCESS DAISY!
3:27 flaw, just, make friends who arent human... like if im god why the fuck would i want to be a human anyways, just make friends who are a diffrent species
It’s absolutely insane to me that half the side effects are basically the same as last time.
They're all always the same
button
and you can't defend yourself in court and no one believes you
all the side effects are the same, but no one believes you.
@@mees7920 and your tooth hurts
You get to hear Dash’s antiperspirant joke (the best part of the video), but no one believes you
It’s worth it
I’d press the button
I clicked the button it was worth it the joke was the best part of the video
I want to bring up that we keep bringing up Dash's antiperspirant joke, but we don't know what it is. We do know that the One Piece caused Gol D. Roger's crew to break down laughing at the sight, but we don't know what it is. Therefore, Dash's antiperspirant joke is the one piece. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@@turretboi nah we know what it is. Some people are just out of the loop and don’t know where the reference came from
The “unlimited money but British” is just “press button to become The Spiffing Brit”
Gain the ability to exploit reality without fail but you're Bri'ish.
Doesn't seem worth it to me.
Implying that British people have money
@@asprinjuice425 woah, where the hell is that coming from, I’m out here making jokes about UA-camrs and you out here with that casual xenophobia
The button is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever.
I'm already British, I'm pressing that button
I was so worried that this was a reupload, but the videos are too wholesome to need to be fixed of course
im the happiest when joker from persona 5 uploads
and you can't drink blue elixir and you have you defend yourself in court
and you own a Honda civic with a spoiler, and you’re Ringo
But nobody believes that you’re joker
10:35 holy shit that's a zero escape reference. no cap
that means there is overlap between spike chunsoft fans and comment people
bro i was just abt to comment this, another based ZE enjoyer
"you are really bad at these wishes"
"it's unlimited, i don't have to be good at em"
I'm so glad my favorite wholesome UA-camr made a video that doesn't have anything to do with unwholesome things
8:22 Is literally the plot of Abenobashi Magical Shopping Arcade.
You get to check him live, but no one believes you. Do you press?
You get to check him live BUT you get a Honda Civic
And the government is hunting you
@@Shakzor1 with the spoiler
@@Jscon864 and you also die and are forgotten
@@toshi3866 and you have to defend yourself in court
Man, I haven't played this game since 2015. Nice to see it still getting updated.
15:45 so basically you become a humam hummingbird sithout the interesting hummingbird quirks.
7:27 so its just inception but you are actively forced to go into other peoples dreams
0:31 So they finally make another Castlevania game very clearly in the style of SotN where you explore the castle(s), and there's really good music, and you find a lot of cool relics, and the bosses actually put up a fight this time... but it's made by Konami. I mean I dunno
Have you played bloodstained: ritual of the night? It’s basically a new castlevania metroidvania
@@billiamswartz2355the joke is that castlevania is made by konami
@@billiamswartz2355the joke is that castlevania is made by konami
as an aroace, first one is based
Based
least awesome aroace:
first one is based cause you can make one of your wishes to be aroace 😎
Same. I see no downside.
as an aroace, it might be a little wholesome
Im pretty sure that the button question at 10:37 is a reference to the second zero escape game.
Altrive has played YIIK and OMORI, now time for him to play Homestuck, I need this in my life
oh god I can't tell if this is ironic or not. That's not a game right? And no, I'm happy I don't know
@@jstar3382 you tell ‘em Jstar
homestuck reading stream when
4:40
That implies i'm not already halfway stuck in my own dream world!
*I have brought various gifts from Peiku into this world*
Dude ten minutes felt like an hour watching this
"Will you press the button?"
You get isekai'd by Truck-kun.
But
You don't get any powers
16:08 then you will never have to shower again.
10:28 literally sigma from virtue’s last reward
27:50 you only need average intelligence but then you can own the prius company and then make them the coolest car and become rich.
10:34 is literally just a zero escape reference.
9:26 that’s actually a W because if swiss chesse falls from the sky you can litteraly cure world hunger
16:45 you can never claim I made the ultra super hyper blackhole cannon, don't ask why I own one either
19:44 so you get isekaied basically
18:32
That's literally the reverse flash
You get a fedora but... no one believes you
16:40
Ive always wanted hover boots
Not like 'fly off the ground' type stuff
I wanna leviate looking like im not off the ground and move around T or A posing and calling everyone a spy
I need an uncensored version of this video
never thought i would hear homestuck mentioned in an altrive video
Will You Press The Button seems to have an effect on people that slowly drives them mad like The Raven
Oatmeal is like the pie of breakfasts. If it exists, it's been put in oatmeal.
Would you hit the button if you could get anything you want......
But it turns into a Honda civic in an unknown random amount of time
what if i want a Honda Civic
2:55 no one on tumblr would press that, because thats called losing tumblr. Being famous on tumblr is losing, so you lose and then also dont get to keep playing
12:37 Siivagunner reference
"You smell nice but your tooth hurts once a month" "O W W"
1:37 this is brave
The thumbnail is basically just becoming a part of the British royal family
Randomly realizing the song in the background is a SiIvagunner rip gave me a mental flashbang
the second one is just every nintendo game
This entire site is such a time capsule
9:00 just sell consoles if you have endless amounts of them and buy houses near places you like. Also a car might be able to count as a house
I drank the blue elixir
Round 2, baby! It only goes up from here
would you press the button if you could only watch altrive videos but you drive a honda civic and have to wear a fedora
And nobody believes you
7:35 just sleep in the dream
the second one is not worth it
ah yes, a very interesting and creative sandbox game with very fun mechanics
…made by EA
21:30 i have plenty of window cleaners
6:21 just... like... get a shit ton of something really expensive for free, then sell it, then have a ton of money and MASSIVELY fund a college in the town you want to live in so that it has insanely amazing dorms...
This video felt like it took days, perhaps weeks off my life
7:27 there’s straight up a book with a plot super similar to this. It’s pretty good too
15:15 bro do yall's dream not have a post credit scene
19:32, Just move to the moon
Your personality type is not just "best friend"
it is in fact *Best Bromie since College*
You get two dongs
But
They’ve got two very different high maintenance personalities
I BEG YOU, 15:50 what's that music used there, i have nostagia but I cant remember the name!
PRESS THE BUTTON VERSION 3 💪💪💪💪💪💪
"unlimited money but british"
woah, not only does my nationality not change, but i also ruin an economy of my choice via INFINITE INFLATION! awesome!
But no one believes you
But now you can’t move out of the England and fix the flaw know as being Brit
Reject alpharad intros
Being back “Yo check me live”
IF YOU CHANGE IT SO THE DINOSAURS LIVE WE GET DENNIS HOPPER KOOPA AND TWO HUMAN PLUMBERS last named mario WILL HAVE TO STOP HIM AND SAVE PRINCESS DAISY!
0:17 shoutout to my cameo! I really made it huh? (I don’t even remember what I was saying, it was utter nonsense.
i love that i recognised all the music in this video
Yo, would you press the button if you got unlimited games but no games?
What the fuck did it say at 3:11 can someone go find it
It was hard r - Man but like the actual word
You can stop time but you can’t move and can only think
0:33 so just Titanfall 3?
20:43 is Killgrave (Purple Man) it doesn't end good.
if i get + 6 in everything i just will ask people to drive me around, thus me never driving a prius
These are so hard. If I could be glue gunner from btd6 I would if killed 2676655 orphans
Well. Looking at the thumbnail. Yeah I would. I am British 😂😭
3:27 flaw, just, make friends who arent human... like if im god why the fuck would i want to be a human anyways, just make friends who are a diffrent species
Still wondering why purplecliffe didn’t want a relashionship with cynthia
10:34 ZERO ESCAPE REFERENCE??
11:30 is just flowey pre-frisk
Didn't Alt design a thumbnail with this same joke last week?
0:40 Secuirty Brech is the best😅
this really made me look for blue elixir
Yoooo free money!
Hmmm I feel a lil’ bit rubbish now innit, I ponder what is that is...
Wait wtf 11:15 did he say “schewpid”
Oh no...
For the image of the video that’s a free win I’m already British
7:20 sell lambo buy cool electric car 👍 then you can just troll
Most of these are just an upside but it's nerfs!
Another classic
Well, I'm British already so... I'll press it ig.
the first one is just an absolute win for aroaces all around the world (me)
This shit had me goin like I was on that blue elixir fr
World peace
But
Your wife stops cheating on you
Id press the button for the toilet thing
Yes, for the thumbnail
I wish blue elixir was real. Tired of this shit life
Love the other video glad there is another
24:17 ITS MAIL TIME
you become god BUT no pizza
13:00 THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
12:51
13:52
15:41
18:31
20:15
Just making my own stamps
Wholesome
21:07 jokes on you I don't like coffee and I could make a lot of money from this.
I love these lmao
26:42 Aaronitmar in the chat!