you get infinite wishes and can bend time and space to your own will and have no limitations but no one believes you and you drive a honda civic with a fedora
You can clearly tell that the “remove the one direction stans, but also remove Harry Potter” guy clearly never saw the fandom that grew around Harry Potter in the mid 2000s, they only saw what those people looked like when they became teenagers with Bieber in the 2010s.
You get to see the greatest movie of all time: Morbius, and it sells a trillion tickets BUT Everyone is convinced that it didn't sell that well and that it sucks, so no one believes you.
I just got one that said: “You will be the best at online games but you can never use the internet ever again” 15% pressed the button for some reason. One of the worst prompts ever
1:32 hold on, if there is only one pizza place, there's no longer a competitive market, which means pizza prices will likely rise quite a bit, especially since that would be for the best pizza on Earth. You get really good pizza, but its also really expensive.
You guys seriously need to watch the VOD, this vid does not do their experience of this game enough justice. Best decision I ever made, glad I checked him live.
I’d take the transformation/teleportation one. I wish the cooldown was better or I could guarantee less risk of government study, but, even in emergencies I could teleport out at the cost of pain so I won’t get stuck even if they do.
3:03 Honestly this one has its most useful value as proving the existence of higher beings and an outer structure to life by example. Meanwhile dying is a very serious cost and you never get to communicate to your family again. It's the kind of thing I'd want someone that's not me to press, or that I would press super late in life.
With the your enemy gets twice what you wish for, I’d just wish to give half of everything from me to them. Then they’d have to give EVERYTHING they own from “me to them”.
You get this power But you can’t use it You literally get money or something epic But no one would know and you receive no consequences This is the summary of the video
Best one I've ever seen "You have the power to teleport." "But" "You accidentally the world." It probably means accidentally teleport the world but it's so fucking stupid
@@shou_ga_nai one piece AU where the straw hats become other characters (luffy>mickey mouse, zoro>jetstream sam, sanji>chef kawasaki, chopper is unaffected due to the fact that noone cares, nami>astolfo, brook>papyrus, franky>jonathan joestar, robin>zelda (hyrule warriors), usopp>the scout) after the timeskip and the only thing changed are their appearances and voices. All the plot points are the same and noone acts like anything happened.
Summary of 80% of the video in one "Would you press the button?" prompt: - You gain wings. They sprout from your shoulder blades and look really cool. BUT - You can't use them to fly. Also, nobody believes you have them even while looking at them.
0:58 There is actually a component in your farts that makes them smell. However, if that component was high enough in concentration it would smell sweet instead. If it's even more concentrated it wouldn't smell at all and some more of it would kill you instantly when breathing it. So much for silent, odorless and deadly
Honestly though, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic isn't actually a bad show, it's pretty good, for all ages. I've only watched the first 5 seasons and the first couple episodes of the 6th season and then I had to wait for new episodes to come out and I ended up forgetting to continue watching it, but I still enjoyed it. Before watching it, I also thought it was gonna be some cringe little baby girls cartoon (and found it strange why several of my male classmates liked it and watched it in school during breaks), but the first couple episodes were actually good and darker than I expected the show to be, and though there are plenty of episodes that's mostly about friendship and fun, there's also a lot of episodes that tackles darker or serious themes like anxiety, meltdowns and stuff, and there's at least one episode that is pretty dark where the ponies basically get their souls sucked out of them. So honestly, if watching MLP FIM and becoming a fan (brony), but NOT having to do that for the rest of your life (it was worded in a way that suggests you only need to watch it once and become a fan, but not fully committed to only making fanart of that franchise, basically just like becoming a fan of any other franchise, basically just watching the show and liking it is the "downside") makes you happy and smile more often, I don't see a downside at all. I have been meaning to get back to watching it and watch the rest of the seasons from 6 and onwards, and now that the show is finished, it can finally all be binged. Oh, also, there are dragons in the show, and other cool fantasy beasts like manticores, griffins and such. Just saying... don't judge a book by its cover. Give the first episode a chance. :)
5:55 ...this post was either made by someone who doesn't know Tumblr, or made to trick people who don't know Tumblr. A small lesson for the miniscule amount of people who would care, being Tumblr famous is not something to aspire to be. It is a punishment. You become Tumblr famous, it's not like Twitter or whatever. Being Tumblr famous means becoming the new court jester. You're the comedy machine now, so make em laugh, and it better be good.
at this point i wouldnt be suprised if i saw "there will be no more paradoxes on will you press the button but there will be even more paradoxes on will you press the button
Imagine the potential though like, you become a god but no one believes you, you try to prove it by doing the craziest a thing like materializing a dog into existence in front of someone and they go “nah that’s not real”
Would you press the button? - You can choose any car to get for free out of every car that exists BUT - the only option is a honda civic. I lied to you
I dont remember the prompts being this terrible when i played this as a kid
schizophrenia
Your memory is failing you in your old age
I don't believe you
They were the same
You were worse
No, they’re the best prompts ever.
Would you press the button?
- You check him live
BUT
- No one would believe you
I would do anything to check him live
Easy press of the button.
@@atwistedb I don't believe you
i press it 😎
@@darkrai17 bet
you can put kat and ana together to make katana but nobody thinks it's cool
I don't believe you
i don't get it. how do you get katana from kat and ana
@@slug8039 completely unrelated but hey you’re using some celeste art i drew as your icon :0
@@redDawnyy yeah i thought it looked really nice and now im using it as my pfp, also the fact that you drew it on a phone is super impresive
@@slug8039 thank you! i’m glad you like it :D
This is the first time jawsh hasn’t just complained the entire time
What on earth are you talking about? That’s literally all he does this video
@@poyloos4834 I think there’s a couple of milliseconds of genuine laughter
@@shemdraws that’s wholesome
@@BZZC4S No its awesome
@@atwistedb your reply is very wholesome animal style bald
You could dislike this video,
But nobody would believe you.
I will press the button.
@@51umgu11i0n I don’t believe you
and you own a Honda civic
@@51umgu11i0n but no one will believe you
I mean, the dislike button practically doesn’t exist anymore, so what’s the point?
you get infinite wishes and can bend time and space to your own will and have no limitations
but no one believes you and you drive a honda civic with a fedora
And you also die in like 267 hours
a fedora wearing honda civic would be sick tho fr.
@@obamerman5851 is the Honda civic at least a type r?
You can clearly tell that the “remove the one direction stans, but also remove Harry Potter” guy clearly never saw the fandom that grew around Harry Potter in the mid 2000s, they only saw what those people looked like when they became teenagers with Bieber in the 2010s.
2:51 I’m happy Altrive is here to pick up the mantle left behind by Spiders Georg’s untimely death
You can spam hit or miss stickers in real life but nobody can see them and you lose a limb everytime you use the incorrect one for the situation
bro the VOD of this was crazy, made me pause and laugh my ass off more than once. Video is no less
You will laugh at the video,
but
you will lose your ass.
You checked him live!
hey it’s you from jrwi what’s up
how old is the vod? can't find it
nvm just found his vod channel 🙂
You get to see the greatest movie of all time: Morbius, and it sells a trillion tickets
BUT
Everyone is convinced that it didn't sell that well and that it sucks, so no one believes you.
this is literally me irl………………………😢😢😢😢😢
“You grow wings
but
You can’t use them to fly”
So you can use them for intimidation tactics?
You wouldn't be able to intimidate anyone because nobody would believe you. Come on dude
Just use them to glide
Or Icarus
ok but imagine punching the shit out of someone with wings? Or backpedaling like 10 feet by flapping
This was just a fever dream of a stream
I just got one that said:
“You will be the best at online games
but
you can never use the internet ever again”
15% pressed the button for some reason. One of the worst prompts ever
1:32 hold on, if there is only one pizza place, there's no longer a competitive market, which means pizza prices will likely rise quite a bit, especially since that would be for the best pizza on Earth. You get really good pizza, but its also really expensive.
You guys seriously need to watch the VOD, this vid does not do their experience of this game enough justice. Best decision I ever made, glad I checked him live.
What's the vod name I can't find it or link
@@lucipo_ “Would You Push The Button?” on the Altrive VODS UA-cam Channel
But nobody believes you
as someone who already wears a fedora all day every day i see no downside
This video was absolute comedy gold, I broke at the ending card with the Honda Civic wearing a fedora
I’d take the transformation/teleportation one. I wish the cooldown was better or I could guarantee less risk of government study, but, even in emergencies I could teleport out at the cost of pain so I won’t get stuck even if they do.
But I won't believe you
Fire is one of the most painful experiences you can go through. And even worse is you tell someone about the pain they won’t believe you
I love how this video becomes more and more unhinged over time
3:03 Honestly this one has its most useful value as proving the existence of higher beings and an outer structure to life by example. Meanwhile dying is a very serious cost and you never get to communicate to your family again. It's the kind of thing I'd want someone that's not me to press, or that I would press super late in life.
3:03 I feel you Drumsy, there's no downside here
This would be the best game to play on a drunk night, possibly even on Alpharad Deluxe if the stars align
9:05 It’s because they don’t believe you.
5:21 “Wait, what the hell? When did I get 6 cheesecakes?!”
With the your enemy gets twice what you wish for, I’d just wish to give half of everything from me to them. Then they’d have to give EVERYTHING they own from “me to them”.
Pressing the button? That's a Hit!!!
Not pressing the button? That's a miss…
@@noyou8214 I don't believe you
@@justdexMUSIC
That's a miss…
@@noyou8214 No one will believe you + Honda Civic + Your dead
@@noyou8214 whatever...
You get this power
But you can’t use it
You literally get money or something epic
But no one would know and you receive no consequences
This is the summary of the video
Prompt I just saw:
"You can buy anything you want"
*but*
"you have to buy it for however much the store you are buying it from is selling it at."
Best one I've ever seen
"You have the power to teleport."
"But"
"You accidentally the world."
It probably means accidentally teleport the world but it's so fucking stupid
No, they ment ZA WARUDO.
@@turretboi I feel like you’re banned from altrive’ s twitch chat/was banned
@@wasquash checked him live, but as a lurker.
i do genuinely think i could watch a full hour of this
6:44 that is just world domination and depression.
Going out to bike ride🚴♀️🚴♀️with my friend luffy👒he says he wants to go look for this piece and I told him we gonna do this as one
the other day some kids on my bus to school were talking about a mickey mouse and one piece collab as a joke and ngl it was pretty funny
We have one piece at home
@@shou_ga_nai literally kingdom hearts
@@Enderladss you know what, not even gonna lie, yeah. that is actually just kingdom hearts
@@shou_ga_nai one piece AU where the straw hats become other characters (luffy>mickey mouse, zoro>jetstream sam, sanji>chef kawasaki, chopper is unaffected due to the fact that noone cares, nami>astolfo, brook>papyrus, franky>jonathan joestar, robin>zelda (hyrule warriors), usopp>the scout) after the timeskip and the only thing changed are their appearances and voices. All the plot points are the same and noone acts like anything happened.
8:11 goddamn that takes me back holy shit
bro this is the hardest ive laughed in a while
this is the most chaotic altrive video i've seen and honestly im loving it
I was a major pegasister as a kid (I still rewatch sometimes too), where’s my increased happiness
You forgot to hit the button
@@personperson-wv9iq aw shoot, you’re right, I ADHD’d my way out of happiness again 😔
"Sorry, lady, but the fedora stays on during sex because I can't take the damn thing off!"
Summary of 80% of the video in one "Would you press the button?" prompt:
- You gain wings. They sprout from your shoulder blades and look really cool.
BUT
- You can't use them to fly. Also, nobody believes you have them even while looking at them.
8:40 God I love Twitch chat for insights like this
4:39 this is literally just Decidueye
3:25 Paradoxbees i want you to know that you are fucking hilarious
3:33 ya'll are getting payed?
It‘s a mistake to watch this in a silent class.
3:10
my worst nightmare is being forgotten/ forgetting everything but i get no bitches either way
0:58 There is actually a component in your farts that makes them smell. However, if that component was high enough in concentration it would smell sweet instead. If it's even more concentrated it wouldn't smell at all and some more of it would kill you instantly when breathing it. So much for silent, odorless and deadly
Orange tesla playing at 6:30 ?!
Clobbah was so unhinged in this episode for some reason
3:27 with a man from my choosing? That's a win-win!
0:25 I would press it. I do want to become a million square miles of oxygen.
ive never seen anything from this channel before but holy shit this had me rolling. instant sub
6:05 is a King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard album
6:12 "you can see a new color but your color blind"
"What's the fucking point of food if you can't taste it" I think our homie Arthur forgot that our bodies need food for energy and to live and stuff.
I'm disappointed the Arnold Schwarzenegger prompt didn't make the cut, that had me dying
Seeing that Honda Civic wearing a fedora at the end was the scariest jumpscare of my life
Honestly though, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic isn't actually a bad show, it's pretty good, for all ages.
I've only watched the first 5 seasons and the first couple episodes of the 6th season and then I had to wait for new episodes to come out and I ended up forgetting to continue watching it, but I still enjoyed it.
Before watching it, I also thought it was gonna be some cringe little baby girls cartoon (and found it strange why several of my male classmates liked it and watched it in school during breaks), but the first couple episodes were actually good and darker than I expected the show to be, and though there are plenty of episodes that's mostly about friendship and fun, there's also a lot of episodes that tackles darker or serious themes like anxiety, meltdowns and stuff, and there's at least one episode that is pretty dark where the ponies basically get their souls sucked out of them.
So honestly, if watching MLP FIM and becoming a fan (brony), but NOT having to do that for the rest of your life (it was worded in a way that suggests you only need to watch it once and become a fan, but not fully committed to only making fanart of that franchise, basically just like becoming a fan of any other franchise, basically just watching the show and liking it is the "downside") makes you happy and smile more often, I don't see a downside at all.
I have been meaning to get back to watching it and watch the rest of the seasons from 6 and onwards, and now that the show is finished, it can finally all be binged.
Oh, also, there are dragons in the show, and other cool fantasy beasts like manticores, griffins and such.
Just saying... don't judge a book by its cover. Give the first episode a chance. :)
You have the power to convince anyone if anything
BUT
No one will ever believe you have this power
5:20
So I get everything I wish for multiplied by 3?
Would you press the button?
The Pokémon win
*BUT*
Everybody still believes the lions won *and* you turn into a Honda Civic wearing a fedora.
Smells like upgamer in here
what's upgamer
@@julianm.5726 not much hbu?
I don’t believe that a Honda Civic could wear a fedora
Your literally just denying facts right now
@@airl10 I do not believe you
I loved the tasteful music of "Orange Tesla" gracing my ears during this video. Cowabunga!
I was listening to the vod while playing Elden Ring and the Arnold Schwarzenegger one made me fall out of my chair laughing, holy shit.
I got the like count to exactly 2000. It was at 1.9k before I clicked it. I can now only ever drive a honda civic from now on ig.
"you create the greatest video game of all time but its only on the 2ds" literally shin megami tensei iv
me sitting in my tricked out honda civic as a trillionare tbh
5:55
...this post was either made by someone who doesn't know Tumblr, or made to trick people who don't know Tumblr.
A small lesson for the miniscule amount of people who would care, being Tumblr famous is not something to aspire to be. It is a punishment. You become Tumblr famous, it's not like Twitter or whatever. Being Tumblr famous means becoming the new court jester. You're the comedy machine now, so make em laugh, and it better be good.
I got my render distance on full, and I can't find the downside of switching sexes at will when everyone knows
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games,
or
You get Games; Unlimited games
But no games.
at this point i wouldnt be suprised if i saw
"there will be no more paradoxes on will you press the button but there will be even more paradoxes on will you press the button
3:01 (0.25x Speed) He is now a Guardian Angel (*Welp, Guess I'm now dead*)
Imagine the potential though like, you become a god but no one believes you, you try to prove it by doing the craziest a thing like materializing a dog into existence in front of someone and they go “nah that’s not real”
Altrive DIES
But he becomes the most recognized person in all of history
Would you press the button??
8:20 I hate the fact that I know this reference
Same but I love it at the same time
What the reference
Yes always yes
This shit had me creased 🤣
You could own a Honda Civic, but no one will believe you
I refuse to live in a world without Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza
I'm somehow convinced that Jawsh is a honda civic with a fedora.
Who is this person? This isn't Jawsh! He only complained for 3 minutes and 43 seconds out of this 10 minute and 17 second video!
I don't remember this site having a comment section and it makes these 10 times funnier.
I never watched a video on this channel but that guy sounds like the guy from Bottom gear
$1,000,000 is $1,000,000
You become fully immortal BUT only while in a honda civic
you’ll know if you pressed the button bc if you see your corpse still having a fedora on it then you pressed the button LMAO
You wear a fedora but you own a Honda Civic
You can shape shift into anything you want but you turn into a honda civic
Would you press the button?
- You can choose any car to get for free out of every car that exists
BUT
- the only option is a honda civic. I lied to you
All the music choices are perfect
8:12 isn’t that from that one UA-cam video
Edit: ua-cam.com/video/wqTpHhaKtL8/v-deo.html
-You become number 1 Yiik player
-Nobody believe you
This video had me banging my desk in real life
Dude this site is perfect for Jawsh
basically unlimited games, but no games
something very good happens..... BUT something very bad ALSO happens
6:05 squant moment
Oh my god I did not think this video would be so funny. Its hilarious how shit a lot of those were
RIP Drumsy
You will be missed, friend
I love my Honda Civic.